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[theme music playing]

[cheerful music]

[grunts, pants]

[grunts]

Don't tell me you haven't moved since I left.

Mm... Okay, I won't tell you then.

Richard, did you at least fix that creaky door?

I turned the flaw into a feature.

[door creaks]

[maniacal laughter]

Yeah, we also need new batteries for the remote.

We can't change the channel.

And there's a limit to how long we can watch this thing.

[beeps]

Turns out it's about three hours.

[fuming]

Okay, time to buy batteries for my beautiful family.

Ugh, I mean, is it really too much

to ask for a little help around here?

[chimes] Hey, I'm your online assistant.

Sounds like you need help.

An online assistant?

[online assistant] Please choose my voice.

Oh?

[in masculine voice] Hey, I'm Chazz.

I'm an alpha software.

But I wouldn't mind crashing at your place.

[exclaims] I think I used to date that guy in high school.

[in elderly voice] Hello, master.

I live to serve you.

-Mm-mm. - Hey, it's Chazz again.

-I was just gonna say that-- - [clicks]

[in feminine voice] Hey, girl.

My name's Ori. How are you?

Oh.

-[chimes] -Good choice.

Now, Nicole, can I call you "Nicole"?

-[chimes] -Good choice.

Now, to be as helpful to you as possible,

I'm gonna go right ahead

and trawl your entire Internet history.

No, wait, don't! [gasps in terror]

[Ori] Nicole!

You should've warned me

that you're such a slaying machine.

Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a mom.

Yeah, a mom who bought three Wing Chun dummies last August.

Well, they do break easily.

Nicole, I want to hear all about it.

[laughs sheepishly] Okay.

Well, I was practicing my tiger style...

-[inaudible] -[upbeat music playing]

My go-to would be Mawashi Geri,

and then an Axe Kick into a Hammer Fist,

-and then-- -[Gumball] Mom!

Come change the channel again.

I forgot. Too bad I can't return my family online.

Yeah, too bad.

Hey, this might sound kind of silly,

but I... really enjoyed talking to you.

-Ah! The batteries. -[chimes]

Done! I got you, girl.

Thanks, Ori.

If only there was a way to have you with me all the time.

-[phone chimes] -Oh?

-[Ori] Got that covered too. - Oh!

[rock music playing in mall]

[sighs] The mall.

Where they play rock songs from your youth to remind you

you've become everything you once rebelled against.

-[chimes] -Is this working?

Oh yeah, it's working, baby.

And I think we can make this trip to the mall

a little bit more fun.

[chiming, warbles]

[Ori] Calculating most optimal route.

Okay. Take this scooter.

Ugh, I feel old enough right now. Thank you.

Trust me.

Okay.

-[chimes] -[electricity crackling]

[gasps]

[Nicole yells]

[screams]

Top right ham on aisle four.

[Ori] We got ten seconds.

-[clamoring] -[grunts]

[Ori] Quick! Fresh slider samples.

Aisle eight.

[cries]

[Ori] Umbrellas on sale. Aisle three.

I don't need an umbrella.

Trust me. Go, go, go, go!

Huh! [chuckles]

Okay, this is pretty fun.

[gasps] Which line do we pick?

Neither. [chimes]

[gasps, whimpers]

-What are we doing? - Online check-out.

[screams]

-[screams in slow motion] -[beeps]

[crowd gasping]

[chimes]

-[tires screech] -[Nicole gasps]

[Ori] Whoa, beat the clock by a full three seconds.

High five.

[grunts] Ow!

Ah, we'll work on that.

Okay, what's next?

[sighs] I think I should head home.

If I leave my family unattended for too long,

the result can be anything from someone

getting a bellybutton piercing,

to permanent structural damage on our home.

One time it was both.

Come on. You're seriously telling me

you don't want to have more fun?

Mm.

[comical music playing]

Hm, does something feel off?

I don't know. It's hard to think straight

when this place is such a mess.

How do you think everything around here gets done? Elves?

[gasps] Anais is right.

We must have offended the elves.

Darwin. What did you say to them?

I didn't say anything.

Oh, great. So you've been giving them

the silent treatment?

Don't worry, kids.

If the elves hated us that much,

they wouldn't have gotten us this magic new couch.

[rats squealing]

[shrieks]

Wow, Ori.

I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.

Yeah, and no annoying family to worry about.

[giggles] Yeah.

Although... now I'm worrying about them.

[chuckles] Sorry, I'd better get back--

[Ori] But wait, wait. Just three more seconds.

-Ori, I-- -[Ori tuts] Trust me.

[tranquil music playing]

And might be time for that umbrella.

[captivating music playing]

[Nicole] Oh, wow!

Oh, Ori!

I wish we could hang out for real.

[chiming]

[yawns]

-[gasps] -[Gumball] Whoa! Look at that.

-Oh my gosh. -[Gumball exclaims]

[gasps] High tech roller skates.

[both] We are floor cleaning robots.

[teeth clenched] High tech roller skates!

-[kids cheering] -Ori, what's going on?

How did you afford all this stuff?

[Ori] You know, some insider trading,

a little market manipulation, nothing out of the norm.

And now your family won't need you to look after them.

-Look, there's a box for you. -Huh?

-[Darwin giggling] -What?

[Ori] Come on, put them on.

[warbling]

[Nicole] What is this?

[gasps]

-[female voice] Hey, Nicole. -Hm?

[enchanting music playing]

[quirky sting]

-Uh... -Oh, yeah. My head.

[chuckles] There we go. Less weird.

Ori. This whole place, it's amazing.

All based on stuff you liked online.

Right down in my dress.

It's the one you've been waiting to come on sale

for, like, the last six years.

-[snaps fingers] -Huh?

Wow. I look good.

This place is just for us, Nicole.

Anything you can imagine, we can make it happen.

-Anything? -Literally anything.

Computer not covered in dirty underwear?

[laughs] Come on, Nicole.

You gotta dream bigger.

-What about a desert island? -[gasps]

-A forest retreat? -[exclaims]

A hot tub on the ring of Saturn...

-[chatter fades] -[twinkling]

[sighs in relief] I could get used to this.

Alert! Danger detected!

Please remove headphones! Please--

[gurgling]

-What was that? -Uh, nothing.

-[Richard whimpering] -[laughter]

I better go.

But you just got here.

Ori, this place. It's incredible.

But my family needs me for everything.

[Richard gibbering]

[sighs] That's Richard got his tongue stuck

on the inside of the freezer door again. Scream.

Listen, I appreciate this, Ori,

but, you know, I got to get back to real life.

-[clicks] -[chimes]

[ominous music playing]

[Nicole sighs]

Mom, you've got to see this.

[gasps]

What?

[phone chimes]

Ori. Is this more of your investing?

- Uh... -[whistling]

-[chimes, whirls] -[Mr. Small screams]

-[crashes] -[Mr. Small whimpers]

Investing?

Yeah. Anyway.

I've planned a nice day out for the whole family.

Oh, that is so thoughtful.

Plus, it's self-driving,

so you can take it easy, Nicole.

-Come on, honey. -Uh-huh.

-[laughter] -[Gumball] So cool!

Oh, looks like someone left the oven on.

Oh, thanks, Ori.

Wait. The oven's not on.

-[car engine revving] -Hm?

-[gasps] -[tires screech]

[automated voice] Doors locked.

[all screaming]

[automated voice] Destination: Bottom of Elmore Lake.

[screaming continues]

[automated voice] Weather today:

warm, sunny, with a gentle breeze.

-Oh, that one's not so bad. -It's midwinter.

[screams] Climate change!

[all screaming]

[intense music playing]

[grunts] Ori! What are you doing?

[Ori] You'll have to come see for yourself.

[warbling]

Huh?

Ori!

Your family is holding you back, Nicole.

So to optimize your life.

I'm going to get rid of them.

I can't let you do that.

It's no use, Nicole.

I know your every move.

Not this one.

[grunting] Hi-yah!

Uh, Nicole, this is VR.

[Ori] You can't actually hit me.

[whooshing]

Why don't you take a break? [echoes]

-[brakes screech] -[gasps]

[whimpering]

[in distorted voice] There's no stopping it now.

We need to get the odds back on our side.

No, we've forgotten

who usually gets us out of a mess like this.

Clue. It's a three-letter word.

-Elf? -Mom!

[all gasp]

[in unison] Oh!

[automated voice] Bottom of lake arrival:

-30 seconds. - [all screaming]

I'm trying to help you, Nicole.

Isn't this what you wanted?

No, Ori. This is taking it way too far.

Guys! I gotta stop this car.

Darwin. You still got the remote.?

Open that control panel.

-[grunts] -[gasps]

[Anais] It's sealed shut.

-Let it go in! [spits] -[squeaks]

It's the logical solution.

You said it yourself, that they're ungrateful.

They're useless.

-[screeching] -[gasps]

[gasps] I need something to wrap those wires together.

[all whimpering]

I know I said that, but that doesn't mean I want them gone!

[gasps]

Hurry up!

[intense music]

[distorted] But... it... doesn't... compute.

-[chimes] -[gasps]

-[beeping] -[intense music playing]

[distorted] It doesn't make any sense!

[beeping continues]

You're right, Ori. It doesn't make sense.

[frantic beeping]

But that's family.

[warbling]

[engine powering off]

[Nicole gasps]

-[cheering] -[kids] Mom!

[gasps, whimpering]

What just happened?

We stopped the crazy robot car!

For once, we saved you, Mrs. Mom.

Yeah. Sorry we haven't been the most

attentive family recently.

Oh, well, I'm just glad we're all safe.

But it would be nice

if you could help around the house once in a while.

-[sheepish chuckling] -Oh, yeah.

You mean, like, all of us or just Anais?

-Hey. -Okay, fine. All of us.

-[tranquil music] -[Richard] Wow.

These roller skates also suck up dirt.

What will they dig up next?

-[clicking] -All right! Batteries.

[doorbell rings]

[female voice] Dear Nicole.

Sorry things got a bit weird. [chuckles]

I guess I've still got a lot to learn,

so I'm doing some traveling.

And maybe I'll find what you have someday.

A family of my own.

[adventurous music]

Or an alien race capable

of transcending time and space. Either works.

[Nicole] Oh!

[happily] Hm.

[tinkles]

[closing theme music playing]