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[mysterious music playing]
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[alarm ringing]
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[groaning]
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[coughs, groans]
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What the... what is going on?
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Darwin.
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Ah, dude,
we're late for school.
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[sneezes]
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Ah, how late?
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About seven years.
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[both gasp]
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[yawns]
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Like, five more minutes then.
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[opening theme music playing]
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Mr. Small's lessons
on the dangers of junk food
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didn't quite hit home,
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so I've agreed to help him
illustrate it
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in a more striking manner.
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-Are you sure about this?
-Oh, yes.
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It's for the good
of the children.
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First is chest pain.
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-[grunts]
-[Mr. Small groans]
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I'm never eating
Joyful Burger again.
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-Then shortness of breath.
-[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Then comes irregular heartbeat.
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-[grunting]
-[Mr. Small groaning]
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Then palpitations.
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[shudders]
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Until, ultimately, your body
is damaged
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on the molecular level.
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You all right there?
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[Mr. Small groans]
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yeah. We're never eating
Joyful Burger
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for the rest of our life.
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Oh, I was gonna say
I was, like, hungry.
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[stomach growling]
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Mmm, ah...
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What the...
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Ah... What the-- what...
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Stop it!
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[both grunting]
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Can't eat that!
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Hey kids, guess what
I got for dinner?
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[both exclaim]
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Stop it! This food is bad
for you!
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[breathing heavily]
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[screams]
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-[car honking]
-[tires screeching]
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-[gasps]
-[horn honking]
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[siren wailing]
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I told you this food
was a health hazard.
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[Richard] Good thing
I ordered extra ketchup.
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It's not that difficult
to eat healthy.
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-It's a frame of mind.
-I don't know, man.
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Right now I'm really hungry,
and the only thing on my mind
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is a burger for some reason.
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[festive music playing]
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Ugh, these commercials
are everywhere. Huh?
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Buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh.
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You just have to make
the right choice.
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No! I'm too young to eat like
a washed-up actor
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pretending to live off a liquid
paleo diet for their food blog.
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I thought you said
you were hungry.
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I am, but look at these faces.
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They look like they're eating
shredded clown
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to bring color back
into their soulless,
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-selfie-addicted lives.
-Oh.
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Hello, welcome to Joyful...
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Namaste, welcome
to Health and Grains.
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What kind of salad
would you like?
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Whatever.
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My standards are so low
right now,
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I could eat the great goop
that grows around the sink.
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Mm. This place has got more,
like, California vibes.
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I don't think they serve
British food.
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Two regular chakra-cleansing
salads, please, Larry.
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[Larry hums]
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Order up.
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[chuckles] Hey, Larry.
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First of all,
I just want to say
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I stand with essential workers.
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But did you just recycle
gross burger food
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from next door into salads?
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Well, there's a little more
to it than that.
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We also renamed it
after some hippy poppycock.
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Ah.
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-[stomach growling]
-[car alarm wailing]
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[exclaiming]
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[gasping]
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I can't believe I went through
trouble... [grumbling]
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Eating healthy is harder
than I thought.
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Well, what am I supposed
to eat, man?
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How about a kiss?
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Better?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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How about we just cook
for ourselves?
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-[Gumball] Whee!
-[laughs]
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Wait, what are you doing?
Sports drinks.
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They have to be good
for you, right?
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Look, there's abs on it.
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That stuff is full
of chemicals.
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Do you really want
aspartahydraxyladrenol
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-inside your body?
-No.
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Sounds kind of like the names
billionaires give their sons.
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How about
low-fat stuff, though?
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Ugh. They replace it
with high sugar.
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-Chicken?
-Full of preservatives.
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-Instant noodles?
-Packed with sodium.
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Dagnabbit!
What are we supposed to eat?
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Some real food!
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Here, smell this.
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[both sniffing, exhaling]
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Hi, welcome to Party Rat's
Pizza Palace. Oh, wait.
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Hi, welcome
to Elmore Shopping.
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That'll be $3,078.99.
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Are you delirious?
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What kind of obscene prices
are these?
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[both gasp, sigh]
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Well, we spent our entire
budget on this single avocado.
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Here, dude,
you take first bite.
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[sobbing]
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Wait, don't cry.
Not everything is lost.
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Of course, the avocado egg.
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Dude, it's a seed.
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And I bet they got plenty more
in that dumpster.
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Dude, we could grow a whole
farm with all these seeds.
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Ahem. I'm sorry, guys,
but my boss refuses
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to let anyone salvage
unwanted food.
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I have to dissolve it all.
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Whew. What's with
the sports drinks?
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh! These really
are bad for us.
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It's okay, Larry!
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We still support
essential workers.
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[pleasant music playing]
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[chirping]
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Ah!
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[caws]
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[roars]
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[groans]
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It's beautiful!
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Okay, let's eat!
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[both panting]
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Hey, guys.
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Larry? You can't do this!
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Sadly, I can.
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My boss owns the copyright
for the seeds you used.
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I... I'm so sorry.
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[echoing] What
are we supposed to eat?
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[stomach rumbles]
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Hey, would you kids
be interested in chocolate
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-by any chance?
-[gasps] Is it organic?
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[scoffs] I meant underpaid
labor, harvesting cocoa beans
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to make chocolate.
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Dude, does every single one
of your bosses get their kicks
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by drinking the tears
of mankind?
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Oh, no.
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I've only got one boss,
but, yeah.
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[mimics growling and grunts]
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[mimics choking]
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Did you just say that
one single guy owns
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every restaurant, food store,
animal, vegetable, seed,
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and agricultural means
of production in Elmore?
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Yeah, Mr. Builder Burger.
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[in intimidating voice] Larry,
I'd like a word
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with your manager.
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Well, I can give you
his address,
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but you'll never get past
his security unscathed.
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[man] Larriette, bring
the light over, will you?
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I didn't make my billions
wasting money on extravagances.
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-[normal voice] Builder Burger!
-Ah! Impossible!
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How did you get past
my security unscathed?
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We didn't.
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Dude, why are you in a dress?
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Oh, he pays his female staff
30% less.
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[gasps]
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[both gasp]
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Huh?
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-[exclaims]
-[both gasp]
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-Oh, you're an actual burger.
-What do you want?
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We want to...
Shake my fist for me.
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00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:10,929
We want to know
why you're poisoning everyone!
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We tried everything
to eat healthy, and look at us!
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I don't have to explain myself.
I'm rich.
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But seeing as you're children
and your bone marrow
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might come in useful,
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I'll explain things in a way
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even poor, uneducated peasants
can get.
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A commercial break.
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♪ Come on down
To Joyful Burger ♪
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♪ Our food is full of joy ♪
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♪ It's also full of monosodium
Hydrogenated polyurethane ♪
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♪ Glutamate oil ♪
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♪ It's pointless to resist ♪
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♪ Who wants to read
Those old ingredients? ♪
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♪ Healthy food is hard ♪
202
00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:50,299
♪ You want that double cheese
Fried convenience ♪
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00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:52,513
♪ People are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
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♪ Joyful Burger
You know you want one ♪
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♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
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♪ High health risk
For the low income ♪
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♪ You're clearly rich enough ♪
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00:11:01,656 --> 00:11:03,785
♪ Can't you stop
This corporate greed? ♪
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00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:06,666
♪ Last year our profits
Triple-sized ♪
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00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,670
♪ So did our risk
Of heart disease ♪
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♪ Give in to those cravings ♪
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00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:13,513
♪ Joyful Burger makes us ill ♪
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♪ Then try
our chocolate pie IVs ♪
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00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,436
♪ At the hospital ♪
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00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,608
♪ People are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
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♪ They're rich on top
Like a brioche bun ♪
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00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,660
♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
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♪ Eat it up with no question ♪
219
00:11:27,331 --> 00:11:29,419
♪ We just want something
Healthy to eat ♪
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♪ Juicy flame grilled
Mystery meat ♪
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00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:34,012
♪ We just want basic
Consumer rights ♪
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♪ Half price double bacon
Cheese and fries ♪
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♪ Can't you just make
Healthy stuff? ♪
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♪ Youthful people eating
Burger shot ♪
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And no. Because I'm rich
and completely disconnected
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from society,
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I will gladly burn it down
in the pursuit of money.
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Probably because
I'm inherently evil.
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Or my dad was a corn dog.
I don't care.
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♪ Because people are dumb,
Dumb, dumb ♪
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All right, I'm bored now.
Get out of my office.
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I can't believe I'm about
to say this, but this cheap,
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heartless Burger Man is right.
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[laughs wickedly]
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Everyone might be clever
as a person,
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00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,665
but we're too stratospherically
stupid as a people
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to ever get out of his traps!
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00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,754
Well, what
are we supposed to eat
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if the rich keep poisoning us?
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[stomachs growling]
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-[clears throat]
-[Burger Man laughing]
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00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:23,778
Huh!
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[exclaims]
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[laughing]
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[both groaning]
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00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,879
[laughs weakly]
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[closing theme music playing]
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