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Something you look through!
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Something that flashes!
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Oh, I'm so sorry, folks,
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but you haven't remembered
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all the items on
the Prize Escalator,
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so you won't be leaving here
with the big cash prize.
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Aww.
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However, I would never let you
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go home empty-handed.
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Angela!
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Alright, let's see which
fabulous place we're off to
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for next week's show...
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the last show of the series!
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Well, there we have it!
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So, we'll see you next
time where, once again...
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We'll let the games begin!
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And... cut.
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Oh!
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Thank you so much
for playing, you two!
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-Thank you. Thank you.
-Freddie?
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I thought we said I
could close the show?
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Oh, yeah, sorry, sweetheart.
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Just completely forgot!
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Oi.
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You know this show's given
me a fear of escalators?
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Just do stairs and lifts now.
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-Oi!
-Yeah?
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-Is my taxi here?
-Yeah, I think it's outside.
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Yeah, then go fetch my things!
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I thought you were my PA.
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Yeah...
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Well?
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I've spoken to them...
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and they said yes.
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Yes! You won't regret this!
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Right.
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I've gotta run.
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But I will see you
next week in...
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Erm... Great Slaughter.
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Wherever that is.
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-Freddie.
-Hm?
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Just keep this to
yourself for now.
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-Okay?
-Course!
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Though I would
not want to be you
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when they all discover
they're out of a job.
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Sister Boniface:
It's quite simple.
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So, the show pairs six people
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to partake in a series
of frivolous tasks.
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{\an8}The remaining two
then have to remember
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{\an8}several items on an escalator
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{\an8}in order to win them
all, plus a cash prize.
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And people actually watch this?
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Why did CC Lowsley
ask to meet here?
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-Good question...
-Oh! Watch out!
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Sorry! I'm still getting
the hang of this!
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Are you auditioning?
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I'd rather not humiliate
myself on national television.
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Oh. Well, I'd be careful then.
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Wouldn't want you to
fall off your high horse.
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Great question, Norm.
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I mean, look, the thing is,
I'm a natural born entertainer.
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You know, during the war,
in the Rifle Brigade,
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I was the one keeping
everyone's spirits up!
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And then, after that,
toured the theatres,
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won "Opportunity
Calls," and erm...
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here I am.
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And Angela!
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You've been a part of
the show almost a year.
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Mm, replaced Jodie.
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And those were
big shoes to fill.
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So, what's it like being
the glamorous assistant?
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Great! Though, hopefully,
I won't be that forever.
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Keeps threatening
to jump channels!
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-You're here!
-Yes, sir.
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Why, exactly?
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All will be revealed, Gillespie!
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The Great Slaughter
Police Retired Dogs Trust.
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-Is that Rexy?
-Certainly is.
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The finest to ever
serve this constabulary.
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So, what's this got to
do with us meeting here?
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Well...
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Actually, it's time for the
Trust's annual fundraiser.
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I mean, the place is in
dire need of new kennels.
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And whilst organising
this is typically,
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well, my responsibility,
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other commitments... my
dramatics, my, erm...
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embroidery classes, have
somehow got in the way.
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So, we have just two
days to find the funds.
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No, sir. I'm sorry, but I can't.
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A share of that cash prize
will more than suffice.
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And given that filming is
tonight and tomorrow...
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we'll have precisely
what we need
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just in the nick of time.
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It is for a good cause...
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That's the spirit, Button!
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Now, come along, all of ye!
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Get stuck in!
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You too, sister!
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Is Peggy auditioning?
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It would appear so.
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I was thinking...
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maybe I could introduce
the first challenge,
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you know, mix things up a bit?
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If it's the marching band,
you got to use the old
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"They're blowing their
own trumpets" gag.
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-It's good.
-Yeah.
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Well, it's fine by me.
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Just check with Freddie.
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Check what?
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I was saying...
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I could introduce
the first challenge?
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It's a little bit
last-minute for that, love.
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Tell you what you can do...
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get rid of that lippy.
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Doesn't suit you.
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-Headshots to sign?
-Dump 'em in my dressing room.
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-Do you want me...
-And fetch us a cup of tea.
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Okay.
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Have you told everyone?
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This is still happening?
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Yes, yes.
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Just need to find the
right time, that's all.
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Hm.
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But Sir, why was I chosen?
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Well, you clearly
impressed, old boy.
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As for the others...
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Where's Peggy?
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Let's just say that
her plate spinning
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left a lot to be desired.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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This will be our tasks.
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Ooh! Along with our pairings.
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What?!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Hello, Nigel.
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And I'm with, erm...
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-Vera.
-Yes.
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Look sharp, Hector.
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I've got my eye on that
electric tea maker.
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And who is Denise?
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Fancy seeing you here.
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So, Dottie, dear.
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If you were to win
the big cash prize,
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what would you spend it on?
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I'd renovate my
café, The Bumbly Bee.
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Ooh, fantastic.
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New lick of paint sort of thing?
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Oh, no!
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I want to turn it
into an actual bee.
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Yellow and black
stripes on the walls,
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and wings on either side.
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Hm! [ Chuckles ] Okay.
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I'd buy the limited edition
Professor Y Zybok action figure.
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Only 500 ever made.
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Hm!
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Yeah, are you single
by any chance, Norm?
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Now, it says here that you
would like to be an actress.
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Mm! You'd use the money
for drama school, or...
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Erm, yes, and give
some to my sister.
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She's just had a baby.
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Aww! Aren't you sweet?
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Here, how do you feel about
being paired up with Felix?
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Fine.
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Just surprised he's doing
something so "humiliating."
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Ah, we have a comedienne
as well as an actress...
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We can't all take
ourselves so seriously.
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Okay!
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Now that we've met
our contestants,
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let's bring on our
first challenge.
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And cut.
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Dress the set.
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Actually, hold up there.
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I'm sorry, just
before we do that,
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I have a quick announcement.
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Come and gather in, everyone.
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Er, that is that...
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"Let The Games Begin!"
is heading to America.
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And er... yeah.
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So, whilst yours truly will be
heading over there to host it,
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it does mean this is
the end of the UK show.
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So...
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Yeah, you might want to start
thinking about the future.
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So!
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Now that Ange and I have shown
our contestants how it's done...
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let the games begin.
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Now, Brian here has
been doing the judging.
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And with five points...
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it's Hector and Vera!
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Coming in a close
second with four points,
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it's Norman and Dottie
alongside Felix and Denise.
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So, whilst no one
goes home this time,
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everything changes
in the next task.
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Cut. Pick the rest up tomorrow.
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Denise?
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Perhaps we got off
on the wrong foot.
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And since we're
partnered together...
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So, what made you
want to take part?
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We're trying to raise
money for a dog charity.
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I'll see you in the
morning, then...
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cowboy.
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Ange?
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About Freddie's announcement...
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Don't.
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I'm not a cleaner, Freddie.
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No, but last time I checked,
you still work for me.
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-So, sort it.
-Alright.
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-This is coffee.
-Yeah.
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You know what this does to me!
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Makes him even more of
an insufferable sod?
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Everyone set?
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Okay, in three, two...
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Yee-haaaw!
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Now, coming up in
our next challenge,
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one of the pairs will ride
the bull holding a basket
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whilst the other tosses a
beanbag for them to catch.
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Judging will be Bucking
Bronco Champion Brad Hunter!
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But as always, Ange
and I will be up first
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to show you how its done.
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Ow!
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Actually, you, erm...
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You know what, Brad?
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You're the expert.
You can show us.
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Alright. Saddle
up then, partner.
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Up you go!
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Alright, let's get this rootin',
tootin' show on the road!
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It won't stop!
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Cut. Cut!
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Well, I mean, clearly,
this is a tragic accident.
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What is it?
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This wire.
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Deliberately
exposed in the motor
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and attached to the
underside of the saddle horn,
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effectively making the bull live
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the moment that
the wires touched.
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And this leather.
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Torn to ensure direct
contact with the current.
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Meaning that this
wasn't an accident.
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Judging by these indentations,
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the sabotage was conducted
using a tool of some sort.
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What is that?
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Samurai sword letter opener.
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A somewhat niche item.
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Whose condition suggests it
was not used by our culprit.
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Bingo!
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One prize tool-kit
minus a screwdriver.
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I don't understand... why
would anyone want to murder
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a bucking bronco champion?
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Actually... he
wasn't supposed to be
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the person that was riding it.
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I mean, why would
anyone want to kill me?
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Aside from those you've
just told were unemployed,
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is there anyone in particular
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you think might be behind this?
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Er... no one springs to mind.
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Right, well, you'll
have to halt filming.
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But this is our
last show in the UK.
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Gillespie.
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I mean, surely, you can conduct
your enquiries around the games.
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Think about Rexy.
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Fine, but our
investigation comes first.
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Yes.
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I will need protecting!
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At your service, sir.
264
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,437
Although, obviously,
265
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,880
I will have to fit that
in around the tasks.
266
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,357
Given the busy set,
267
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,157
our culprit couldn't have
sabotaged the bull unnoticed.
268
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,277
Meaning it had to
have taken place
269
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,440
with hardly anyone around.
270
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,957
We're speaking to those
that stayed late last night
271
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,157
or arrived early this morning.
272
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,760
I'm always in early.
This is my show.
273
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,157
Course I was here late.
274
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,477
It takes forever to get
out of these outfits.
275
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,037
I stayed behind last night
to talk to the director Giles
276
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,317
about breaking
into the industry.
277
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,480
Not that I got the chance.
278
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,157
I work late most nights.
279
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,197
Freddie can be... demanding.
280
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,360
He's been the same
since his variety days.
281
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,237
I knew I recognised you.
"Archie and Malcolm."
282
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,837
-Yeah.
-What's this?
283
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,637
Oh, I used to be
in a double act.
284
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,957
We toured a variety
show with Freddie.
285
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,477
Sister Boniface: They
were most amusing.
286
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,357
And you were also on
"Opportunity Calls"?
287
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,397
-Mm! Yeah, again, with Freddie.
-Did you win?
288
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,117
No, Archie's nerves
got the better of him.
289
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,280
So, now, I do this.
290
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,797
Sorry! So sorry.
Oh, awful habit.
291
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,637
Mine, not yours! You've
got... this is very nice.
292
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,000
It's really... it
frames your face.
293
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,957
Given that you're
Freddie's assistant,
294
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,077
have you noticed anything
unusual over the last day or so?
295
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,517
Erm... now you mention it,
296
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,837
there was that really big
mess in his dressing room
297
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,077
that he asked me to clean up.
298
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,357
What mess?
299
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,997
Why didn't you say
someone had been in here?
300
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,477
Given the state of this room,
301
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,997
it looks like they were
searching for something.
302
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,877
It was just probably
a member of the crew.
303
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,357
You know what they're like,
just rummaging around.
304
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,877
So, you weren't
aware of anyone else?
305
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,677
No, just me and Malcolm.
306
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,839
Hmm. A champagne cork.
307
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,760
Which appears to have
some sort of powder on it.
308
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,077
Yes, well, I treated myself
to some Champers last night.
309
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,077
You drank a whole
bottle to yourself?
310
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,920
I was celebrating.
Right, I'm needed on set.
311
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,917
I think Freddie knows
precisely who was in here
312
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,597
and the reason why.
313
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,117
Then, why not tell us?
314
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,280
Well, obviously, to
keep us in the dark.
315
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Makes me wonder what
else he's hiding.
316
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,917
Sister, look.
317
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,679
This drawer's been forced open.
318
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,440
Perhaps they took what
they were looking for?
319
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,477
Potentially.
320
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,357
Though, seemingly...
321
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,520
they've left something behind.
322
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,397
So, let's start with the cork.
323
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,957
Spectroscopic observations show
that the powder that was on it
324
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,437
is, in fact, make-up foundation.
325
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,797
Contradicting Freddie's
claim he was drinking alone?
326
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,717
Well, not necessarily.
327
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,477
Freddie will no doubt
be given an application
328
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,437
of on-screen make-up.
329
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,397
I'll perform a comparison
test to see if it's his.
330
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,437
-Anything else?
-Oh yes.
331
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,317
Those headshots that we found.
332
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,797
The substance on their surface
333
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,637
turned out to be minute
flakes of cedar wood.
334
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,837
And given that these
flakes appeared masticated,
335
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,917
I decided to run
a Phadebas test,
336
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,997
which showed they were
covered in saliva...
337
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,637
And that all means?
338
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,837
Well, cedar wood is primarily
used to coat pencils.
339
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,357
So, for these flakes to both
fall onto the headshots,
340
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,957
as well as contain saliva,
341
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,800
I'd deduce whoever
forced the drawer open...
342
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,479
had to have been chewing theirs.
343
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,277
Alright.
344
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,997
I was in there first thing,
345
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,160
but I had no choice.
346
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,640
A few weeks back, the
show visited my hometown.
347
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,880
I caught up with an old friend.
348
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,480
An old... flame.
349
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Joanna, my wife...
350
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,920
I love her more than anything.
351
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,197
It's just...
352
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,360
just always being on the road.
353
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,037
The night it happened,
354
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,200
Freddie must have
still been around.
355
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,280
He took some photos,
showed them to me.
356
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,877
He'd heard rumours
about America.
357
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,917
He said if I didn't
take him, then...
358
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,117
he'd show Joanna everything.
359
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,157
It was these photos that you
were looking for earlier?
360
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,797
Yeah. All I found
were those headshots.
361
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,517
So, you decided to permanently
end Freddie's blackmail?
362
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,437
No!
363
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,597
I mean, look...
364
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,960
I hate what that
man is doing to me.
365
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,237
But at the end of the day,
366
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,400
I created this mess.
367
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,439
Watch the egg.
368
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,439
Okay, ready? Ready?
369
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,317
Remove yourself from
my person immediately!
370
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,157
Then, how is this
supposed to work?
371
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,557
In a way which does not
involve your hand on my...
372
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,720
-nether regions!
-Oh!
373
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,997
Ready, Neil?
374
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,997
Actually, Miss
Thimble, it's Norman.
375
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,197
Like it's always been.
376
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,600
Really? I'm ever so sorry.
377
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,077
And...
378
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,240
That's it, Norma!
379
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,037
So, you went from
palm trees and beaches
380
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,637
to village fetes
and bell ringing?
381
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,317
Yeah, it was quite a
shock at first, but...
382
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,277
now, it's... home.
383
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,237
So, why Great Slaughter
of all places?
384
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,117
Actually, I was meant to
be going to Scotland Yard.
385
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,717
We were meant to
be going to London.
386
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,477
We?
387
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,277
Erm, I should probably...
388
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,757
-Okay...
-Blimey.
389
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,920
Just met and you're
already tying the knot.
390
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,117
He's cheered up.
391
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,637
How do you mean?
392
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,597
Oh, last night, has
laying into that Freddie.
393
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,920
Something about him ruining
a big chance for him.
394
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,717
I've been his
dogsbody for years,
395
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,277
so when I saw a job opening
for a variety show manager,
396
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,957
I finally went for it.
397
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,637
They said all I needed was
a half-decent reference,
398
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,477
which he said he'd give me.
399
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,877
-And that wasn't the case?
-Well, they called yesterday.
400
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,597
Said that they'd gone
with somebody else.
401
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,197
I knew he'd ruined it.
402
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,157
So, when I asked him
why, he said it's because
403
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,277
he decides when the end
of our engagement is
404
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,597
because he employed me
when no one else would.
405
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,477
You must have felt aggrieved.
406
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,877
That's putting it lightly, but
I'm not gonna kill the bloke.
407
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,157
Wasted enough years
on him as it is.
408
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,557
So, why stick around, unless
it was for a specific reason?
409
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,477
There is... money.
410
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,877
The cheapskate's sorted
it so the show pays me.
411
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,557
So, if I don't
stay until the end,
412
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,357
I don't get this
month's paycheque.
413
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,759
But when I do, you are
not gonna see me for dust.
414
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,077
So, the aim is to take the
eggs over to the basket
415
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,837
without dropping them.
416
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,399
Sadly, mine and Ange's attempt
was far from eggcellent.
417
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,997
Without further ado...
418
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,359
let the games begin.
419
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,960
-Careful, careful.
-Okay, okay.
420
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,999
-Yeah!
-We did it!
421
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,757
Just take me in your arms!
422
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,400
What sort of talk is
that for a married man?!
423
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,517
-We're doing it.
-Of course, Nathaniel.
424
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,680
It's just like
having three legs.
425
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,479
We're nearly... nearly there.
426
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,640
Beep, bee-beep, bee-beeeep!
427
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,157
And with the scores added
in from the last round,
428
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,917
Dottie and Norman
lead Felix and Denise
429
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,359
by just one point.
430
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,557
But what does this mean, Ange?
431
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,720
You tell me.
432
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,557
It, er...
433
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,477
It means that, sadly,
Hector and Vera,
434
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,279
you will be leaving us.
435
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,277
Alright, let's move on
to our final challenge.
436
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,440
And cut.
437
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,837
Look, I get that you're
upset about the show, but...
438
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,000
some professionalism?
439
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,517
Well, thank you, Vera, for
being about as much use
440
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,517
as a handbrake on a canoe.
441
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,517
We're really going to be relying
on you this time, Livingstone.
442
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,797
Although, you do
have the advantage
443
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,157
of my extensive expertise.
444
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,357
And erm...
445
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,520
...perhaps something else.
446
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,157
Ah, Freddie.
447
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,957
Look, we've just had some
interesting conversations
448
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,397
with both Malcolm and Giles.
449
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,877
And even if you'd rather we
weren't aware of your behaviour,
450
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,757
we need to know who
might want to hurt you.
451
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,957
Like I said...
452
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,037
can't think of anyone.
453
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,157
Where is that director?
454
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,037
You alright, Mrs Clam?
455
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,917
I should think not, given that
this pitiful consolation prize
456
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,237
they have given me is defective.
457
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,437
That's strange.
458
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,679
It appears to be
deliberately torn.
459
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,280
I'll be as gentle
as I can, Mr Bear.
460
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,197
What on Earth are you doing?
461
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:07,317
Evidently, uncovering what
someone deemed to be...
462
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,757
the perfect hiding place.
463
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,920
Oh...
464
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,917
The striation marks
from the screwdriver
465
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,237
matched those on the bull
meaning this was our tool.
466
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,157
But why hide it in the bear?
467
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,357
Sister Boniface: A
moment of panic, perhaps?
468
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,397
The handle contained
no clear prints,
469
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,797
though, interestingly, there
were several fibres present.
470
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,757
Microscopic examination
shows they're flock fibres,
471
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,477
the type used on
velvet clothing.
472
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,517
Oh, and they're also purple.
473
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,517
So, we're looking for someone
who wore purple velvet?
474
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,517
Potentially, though
there are several uses
475
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,517
of this specific fibre, of
which I've compiled a list.
476
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,800
Clothes, curtains, interiors.
477
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,317
Basically everything?
478
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,917
Okay, we'll search the studio
479
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,517
and I'll ask Felix
to keep an eye out.
480
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,477
Oh, erm, and there's also
the matter of the cork.
481
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,797
Now, Freddie's foundation
is actually cream-based,
482
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,317
primarily made of mineral oil,
stearic acid, and oxychloride.
483
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,037
Whilst the one on the cork
is a powder foundation
484
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,557
consisting of talc,
zinc oxide, and kaolin.
485
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,277
So, in layman's terms,
486
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,917
someone else was
with him last night?
487
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,117
It also transpires that there's
only one person on the show
488
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,720
who uses that
particular foundation.
489
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,597
After his announcement,
490
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,477
I took some champagne
to his dressing room,
491
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,640
to celebrate.
492
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,320
I also wanted a chat.
493
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,957
I'm always the assistant,
seen and not heard.
494
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,957
But that's not enough!
495
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,197
I want to be the one presenting.
496
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,917
And Freddie knew this?
497
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,877
Ever since I started.
498
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,517
Even promised to mentor me
499
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,320
to the point where I'd
eventually co-host.
500
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,197
Now he was going to
America, I thought...
501
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,600
this could be my break,
that I might go, too.
502
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,680
He said I could.
503
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,840
Though, there was a condition?
504
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,640
I had to prove...
505
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,880
how much I
appreciated him first.
506
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,317
Afterwards,
507
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,480
I asked, "What now?"
508
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,357
He started laughing.
509
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,637
He said he couldn't
believe I was so naive.
510
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,800
That a bit of crumpet like me...
511
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,560
could never be host.
512
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
Here.
513
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,477
As reprehensible as that is,
514
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,877
it does give you strong motive.
515
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,040
I know, but this wasn't me!
516
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,560
It wasn't!
517
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,557
Because no matter what
happens to Freddie...
518
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,720
I'd still feel
disgusted with myself.
519
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,117
She was adamant
520
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,957
that Alfred Hitchcock
was in her café,
521
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,397
so I ran across town!
522
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,757
And when you arrived?
523
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,360
Turned out to be a
plumber called Dave.
524
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,640
You know before,
when you said "we"?
525
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,317
I mean, we don't have
to if you'd rather not.
526
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,480
No, it...
527
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
It was, er...
528
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,077
myself and Victoria.
529
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,997
My fiancée.
530
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,957
So, I came here
first on secondment.
531
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,797
And when I realised
I'd be here for longer,
532
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,960
she decided to join me.
533
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,477
But when she did, we both
534
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,640
realised that we wanted
different things.
535
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,440
And what do you want?
536
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,880
-Sam.
-Felix.
537
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,277
-Have you spotted any...
-No. Not yet.
538
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,677
-Oh.
-Rex!
539
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,597
The very same.
540
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,237
I just wanted to
remind Livingstone
541
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,597
what he's playing for.
542
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,877
Well, aren't you
the most adorable,
543
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,997
fluffy, obedient boy!
544
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,160
Have you ever seen
a finer creature?
545
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,519
Let's hope Felix can give him
the retirement he deserves.
546
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,400
Lunch, sir?
547
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,437
Sister?
548
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,037
-Our search.
-Oh, yes.
549
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,200
Of course.
550
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,440
Well, get practising, then!
551
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,719
Rexy's counting on you.
552
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,560
You've never danced the tango?
553
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,597
Not yet, but...
554
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,237
if you can tell me what to do.
555
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Okay. Alright.
556
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,477
It's all about
finding the rhythm.
557
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,157
-Okay.
-Okay?
558
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,797
-Here?
-Yeah.
559
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,917
-Right. Okay.
-Okay.
560
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,197
-Alright.
-Okay.
561
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,680
-I'm so sorry.
-Don't overthink.
562
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920
-Alright.
-Okay.
563
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,597
-That's it!
-Ah-ha!
564
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,760
You're doing fine.
565
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,757
So, no purple velvet in
any of the dressing rooms.
566
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,199
Perhaps the control room
might prove more fruitful.
567
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,840
I dare say Felix is
rather enjoying himself.
568
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,237
What is it?
569
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,879
Er... may I?
570
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,437
I believe we've
potentially found
571
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
the source of our fibres.
572
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,077
The additional
checks we carried out
573
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,877
show that your
half-sister's, Jodie,
574
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,040
the glamorous assistant
before Angela.
575
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,877
Erm...
576
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,040
She and Freddie had a thing.
577
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080
Not that anyone knew.
578
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,560
Then, she got pregnant,
had to leave the show.
579
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,080
He made her promise
not to tell anyone.
580
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,477
He said that he'd look
after them, but...
581
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,640
instead, he just cut her off.
582
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
She tried contacting him, but...
583
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
couldn't get anywhere, so...
584
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,080
I decided to try for the show,
585
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,277
and talk to him in person.
586
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,437
And that's the real reason
you stayed last night.
587
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,997
I just wanted to chat with him.
588
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,677
But when I went to
his dressing room,
589
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,837
he was already in there
with someone else.
590
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,637
So, you sabotaged the bull?
591
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,557
Avenged the way
he'd treated Jodie?
592
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,757
What? No, no, I...
593
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,037
I'd never do that.
Felix, tell him!
594
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,637
We are comparing fibres that
we found at the crime scene
595
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,800
against your hair ribbon.
596
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,717
If they match,
597
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,437
the likelihood is
you will be charged
598
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,600
with the murder of Brad Hunter.
599
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,160
I didn't... I didn't do this!
600
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,837
Please, you have to believe me.
601
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,000
Felix! P...
602
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Well?
603
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,597
We need confirmation
from Sister Boniface
604
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,317
before we even
consider charging her.
605
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,960
So, technically,
she can still play?
606
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,480
Remember Rexy-poos.
607
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,477
If she was to play,
it would have to be
608
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,997
under police supervision.
609
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,637
-Are you fine with that?
-Of course, he is!
610
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,237
Right!
611
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,400
I'll start the car.
612
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,360
If you're not comfortable.
613
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,839
She was just a contestant.
614
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,717
So, this is it... the
last ever challenge.
615
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,077
Joanna all set for
the States, then?
616
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,317
Actually, she's staying here.
617
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,517
She didn't fancy relocating.
618
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,557
So, you're just
going with Freddie?
619
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,557
Yes, yes. We fly out tonight.
620
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,197
That soon?
621
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,360
They want to hit
the ground running.
622
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720
I'm sorry you're
both not coming.
623
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,157
What about you, Ange, you got
anything lined up after this?
624
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,957
Not yet. Though my agent said
625
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,357
people are always looking
for pretty assistants.
626
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,997
Yeah, that's not for
you, though, is it?
627
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,240
You want to be in front of
the camera, not to the side.
628
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,477
Even if that's true,
It'll never happen.
629
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,677
Don't be so sure.
630
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,277
All you need is one opportunity.
631
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,160
If you grab that,
there's no stopping you.
632
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,357
-Well?
-I've run some TLC tests.
633
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,277
The dye components in the
fibres of the hair ribbon...
634
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,117
close but not conclusive.
635
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,677
Meaning?
636
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,917
They're not a match.
637
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,080
So, now what?
638
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,917
And now, it's our
contestants' turn.
639
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,397
And after this challenge,
640
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,717
whilst one of the pairs
will be going home,
641
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,477
the other pair will take
on the Prize Escalator.
642
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,359
So, without further ado,
let the games begin.
643
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,197
You alright?
644
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,319
I'm fine.
645
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,839
Of course.
646
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,120
Talk to me.
647
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280
You know I didn't do this.
648
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,600
-Felix!
-I'm trying to concentrate.
649
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,637
Maybe I wasn't
completely honest.
650
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,480
That's putting things... mildly.
651
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,240
-Freddie?
-What do you want?
652
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560
What are you doing?
653
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,357
So, that's it, then?
654
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,640
We just pretend like nothing's
ever happened between us?
655
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,200
I don't know what you mean.
656
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,517
What I mean is...
657
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,477
I thought I was paired with
someone I couldn't stand.
658
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,239
But then I got to
know the real you.
659
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,677
Help me! For crying out loud!
660
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,239
-Malcolm! Put the...
-Don't come any closer!
661
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,839
Where's Freddie?
662
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,080
Go on. Go on.
663
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,437
Wow! Now, that is
how you do the tango.
664
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,077
Though, personally,
I prefer ballet.
665
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,157
More to the pointe.
666
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,517
Though, I did try
tap dancing once.
667
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,999
Kept falling in the sink!
668
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,160
How did you know?
669
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,717
We found purple velvet
fibres at the crime scene.
670
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,077
Then, I recalled how you smoked
671
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,917
and the cigarette case you carry
672
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,080
with its purple interior.
673
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,197
-Malcolm, can y...
-No.
674
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,637
Malc, if this is about a
reference, then I can...
675
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,517
I'll call them.
676
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,677
-Or get you a better job...
-It's not about that!
677
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,277
It's about him.
678
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,440
It's about Archie.
679
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,477
Y...
680
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,640
I know what happened
on "Opportunity Calls."
681
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,797
Sister Boniface: Malcolm.
682
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,317
What you said about Archie
having stage fright that day...
683
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,557
May we assume that Freddie
had something to do with it?
684
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,720
Last week, Archie called me.
685
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,117
We hadn't spoken in years
686
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,837
'cos he'd gone off the rails
when we stopped doing the act.
687
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,277
Was drinking himself
into an early grave.
688
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,597
But he said before he went, he
wanted to tell me the truth.
689
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,917
Well, perhaps you
can tell us now.
690
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,237
Put that thing down.
691
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,597
The night before
"Opportunity Calls,"
692
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,037
all the acts went
out for a drink.
693
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,357
We were chatting, and
we got onto the war.
694
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,957
Archie never spoke
about the war.
695
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,037
But for some reason,
that night, he did.
696
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,957
And he said he was part
of the Rifle Brigade.
697
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,597
And I remember
Freddie kept pushing,
698
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040
asking question after question.
699
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,117
Because Archie was lying,
700
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,520
and Freddie knew that
because it was his infantry.
701
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,637
But why would Archie lie?
702
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,797
'Cos it turned out
that he was a conchie.
703
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,837
Which makes sense
because he was a man
704
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,597
that existed to
make people smile.
705
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,997
But Freddie knew what
people would think.
706
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,637
So, he said to Archie
to throw the performance
707
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,757
or he'd tell the
world the truth.
708
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,517
That was his way of getting
rid of the competition.
709
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,157
-Get back!
-Malc, I...
710
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,320
Look, I know you're
upset, but...
711
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,037
I always thought you
were the talented one.
712
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,957
You know, I'd never have
thought he'd have even made it.
713
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,277
We're not gonna know now!
714
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,797
'Cos you're swanning
off to America
715
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,557
and he's in a box in the ground!
716
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,597
Malcolm.
717
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,237
Why don't you...
718
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,440
why don't you tell us
what happened last night?
719
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,717
Well, I went to confront him.
720
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,357
We argued about the job before,
721
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,520
but that was nothing
compared to this.
722
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,517
-Freddie?
-You're back?
723
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,997
Like I said, it's my decision.
724
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,837
I decide who stays,
I decide who goes.
725
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,597
My decision.
726
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,760
Archie's dead.
727
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,397
Who?
728
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,917
Archie!
729
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,117
Who I used to perform with!
730
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,957
Oh, yeah.
731
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,560
That loser who
bottled it on live TV?
732
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,799
I'm sure you'll struggle
to find anyone who cares.
733
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,557
Look, I was so young.
I was so stupid, Malc.
734
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,957
If I could just take
that back, then I...
735
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,437
No, you wouldn't!
736
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,557
You wouldn't 'cos
you'd happily destroy
737
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,037
anybody that gets in your way!
738
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,317
And somebody's got to
put a stop to that.
739
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Think about Archie.
740
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,880
The person you described.
741
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,957
He was someone who wanted
to make others happy.
742
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,640
For whom violence
was never the answer.
743
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,517
But what he did to him.
744
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,237
Sister Boniface: I know.
745
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:42,037
But I've also no doubt that
if he could see you now,
746
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,357
consumed by such hatred...
747
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,677
You kill Freddie, that's
all you and Archie
748
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,517
will be remembered for.
749
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,600
And given who he was, and what
he so strongly believed in,
750
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,480
he wouldn't want this.
751
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720
Malcolm.
752
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,117
Pathetic, eh?
753
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,037
Losers, stuck in
the past like that.
754
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,237
Still, we've got
a plane to catch.
755
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,157
No.
756
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,320
No, we don't.
757
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,480
You're not going to
America, Freddie.
758
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,877
Really?
759
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,837
Well, I best just
go call Joanna.
760
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,000
I'll save you the bother.
761
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,997
I'm gonna tell her everything.
762
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,160
Which means keeping
the show here.
763
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,997
Working on being the
husband she deserves.
764
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,397
Hey, Giles, let's
not rush into any...
765
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,037
Also, the move to America
766
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,280
meant we never renewed
your UK contract.
767
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,797
I think it's time
for some new blood.
768
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,960
N...
769
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,240
Who could replace me?!
770
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,757
I think we've earned
ourselves a drink.
771
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,317
Oh, affirmative. Oh, but wait!
772
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,480
Who made it to the
Prize Escalator?
773
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,677
There's been an arrest.
774
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,840
Someone confessed.
775
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,837
Look I'm sorry about...
776
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,000
No, I'm sorry.
777
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,557
I wanted to be honest, but...
778
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,520
the more I got to know you, the
more complicated things became.
779
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,760
But now...
780
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,517
If I'm being honest,
781
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,157
after Victoria,
782
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,680
I was sure I would never
be able to do this again.
783
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
But after meeting you...
784
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,760
I know I can.
785
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,679
Just... not yet.
786
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,477
Right.
787
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,640
You ready?
788
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,760
An oil lamp.
789
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,237
A fondue set, yeah?
790
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,117
A tea maker!
791
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,840
Erm... a leather suitcase!
792
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,320
A cuddly bear!
793
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,239
Ah-ha! That's it! You've
won our big cash prize!
794
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,877
Congratulations.
795
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,837
Although, as our series
does come to an end...
796
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,517
So does Freddie's
time on the show.
797
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,277
Because there's a new
host in town... me!
798
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,157
So, I'll see you next
time when, once again,
799
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,279
we'll let the games begin!
800
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800
Cut.
801
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,399
Thank you, splendid.
802
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,599
Well, seeing as my
bear was defective...
803
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,437
A toast, if you please.
804
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,117
To a colleague of mine.
805
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,157
One who has never shied
away from a challenge.
806
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:17,877
One who is totally committed
to this constabulary.
807
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,637
And has taught... well...
808
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,517
even me a thing or
two about honour...
809
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,517
and humility.
810
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,037
So!
811
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,320
Raise your glasses, please...
812
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,880
to Rex!
813
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,439
To Rex.
814
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,357
Don't worry, I'm sure you're
now Great Slaughter Police's
815
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,999
-second finest member.
-Mm.57911
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