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Something you look through!
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Something that flashes!
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Oh, I'm so sorry, folks,
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but you haven't remembered
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all the items
on the Prize Escalator,
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so you won't be leaving here
with the big cash prize.
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Aww.
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However, I would never let you
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go home empty-handed.
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Angela!
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Alright, let's see which
fabulous place we're off to
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for next week's show-
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the last show of the series!
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{\an8}?
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Well, there we have it!
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So, we'll see you next time
where, once again-
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We'll let the games begin!
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And... cut.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Oh!
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Thank you so much for playing,
you two!
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Freddie?
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I thought we said
I could close the show?
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Oh, yeah, sorry, sweetheart.
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Just completely forgot!
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[ Snaps fingers ] Oi.
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You know this show's given me
a fear of escalators?
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- Just do stairs and lifts now.
- [ Chuckles ]
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- Oi!
- Yeah?
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- Freddie: Is my taxi here?
- Yeah, I think it's outside.
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Yeah, then go fetch my things!
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I thought you were my PA.
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Yeah...
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Well?
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I've spoken to them...
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and they said yes.
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Yes! You won't regret this!
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Right.
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I've gotta run.
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But I will see you
next week in...
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- Erm... Great Slaughter.
- [ Scoffs ]
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Wherever that is.
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- Freddie.
- Hm?
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Just keep this to yourself
for now.
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- Okay?
- Course!
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Though I would
not want to be you
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when they all discover
they're out of a job.
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{\an8}?
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{\an8}[ Theme music plays ]
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{\an8}[ Woman vocalising ]
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{\an8}?
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Sister Boniface:
It's quite simple.
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So, the show pairs six people
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to partake in a series
of frivolous tasks.
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{\an8}The remaining two
then have to remember
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{\an8}several items on an escalator
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{\an8}in order to win them all,
plus a cash prize.
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And people actually watch this?
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Why did CC Lowsley
ask to meet here?
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- Good question...
- Woman: Oh! Watch out!
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Sorry! I'm still getting
the hang of this!
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Are you auditioning?
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I'd rather not humiliate myself
on national television.
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Oh. Well, I'd be careful then.
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Wouldn't want you
to fall off your high horse.
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Great question, Norm.
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I mean, look, the thing is,
I'm a natural born entertainer.
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You know, during the war,
in the Rifle Brigade,
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I was the one keeping
everyone's spirits up!
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And then, after that,
toured the theatres,
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won "Opportunity Calls,"
and erm...
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here I am.
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And Angela!
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You've been a part of the show
almost a year.
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Mm, replaced Jodie.
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And those were big shoes
to fill.
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So, what's it like
being the glamorous assistant?
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Great! Though, hopefully,
I won't be that forever.
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Keeps threatening
to jump channels!
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- Lowsley: You're here!
- Yes, sir.
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Why, exactly?
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All will be revealed, Gillespie!
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The Great Slaughter Police
Retired Dogs Trust.
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- Is that Rexy?
- Certainly is.
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The finest
to ever serve this constabulary.
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So, what's this
got to do with us meeting here?
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Well... [ Chuckles ]
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Actually, it's time for
the Trust's annual fundraiser.
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I mean, the place is
in dire need of new kennels.
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And whilst organising this
is typically,
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well, my responsibility,
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other commitments-
my dramatics, my, erm...
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embroidery classes,
have somehow got in the way.
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So, we have just two days
to find the funds.
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No, sir. I'm sorry, but I can't.
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A share of that cash prize
will more than suffice.
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And given that filming
is tonight and tomorrow...
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we'll have precisely
what we need
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just in the nick of time.
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It is for a good cause...
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Lowsley: That's the spirit,
Button!
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Now, come along, all of ye!
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Get stuck in!
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You too, sister!
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Is Peggy auditioning?
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It would appear so.
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{\an8}?
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I was thinking...
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maybe I could introduce
the first challenge,
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you know, mix things up a bit?
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If it's the marching band,
you got to use the old
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"They're blowing
their own trumpets" gag.
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- It's good.
- [ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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Well, it's fine by me.
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Just check with Freddie.
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Check what?
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I was saying...
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I could introduce
the first challenge?
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It's a little bit last-minute
for that, love.
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Tell you what you can do-
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get rid of that lippy.
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Doesn't suit you.
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- Headshots to sign?
- Dump 'em in my dressing room.
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- D'you want me-
- And fetch us a cup of tea.
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Okay.
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Freddie: Have you told everyone?
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This is still happening?
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Yes, yes.
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Just need to find
the right time, that's all.
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Hm.
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{\an8}?
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But Sir, why was I chosen?
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Well, you clearly impressed,
old boy.
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As for the others...
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Where's Peggy?
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Let's just say
that her plate spinning
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left a lot to be desired.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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This will be our tasks.
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Ooh! Along with our pairings.
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What?!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Hello, Nigel.
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Lowsley: And I'm with, erm...
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- Vera.
- Yes.
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Look sharp, Hector.
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I've got my eye
on that electric tea maker.
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And who is Denise?
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Fancy seeing you here.
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[ Lively game show music plays ]
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So, Dottie, dear.
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If you were to win
the big cash prize,
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what would you spend it on?
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I'd renovate my caf�,
The Bumbly Bee.
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Ooh, fantastic.
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New lick of paint sort of thing?
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Oh, no!
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I want to turn it
into an actual bee.
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Yellow and black stripes
on the walls,
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and wings on either side.
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Hm! [ Chuckles ] Okay.
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I'd buy the limited edition
Professor Y Zybok action figure.
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Only 500 ever made.
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Hm!
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Yeah, are you single
by any chance, Norm?
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[ Laughter ]
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Now, it says here that you
would like to be an actress.
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Mm! You'd use the money
for drama school, or...
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Erm, yes,
and give some to my sister.
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She's just had a baby.
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Aww! Aren't you sweet?
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Here, how do you feel about
being paired up with Felix?
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Fine.
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Just surprised he's doing
something so "humiliating."
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Ah, we have a comedienne
as well as an actress...
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We can't all
take ourselves so seriously.
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Okay!
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Now that
we've met our contestants,
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let's bring on
our first challenge.
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And cut.
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Dress the set.
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Actually, hold up there.
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I'm sorry,
just before we do that,
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I have a quick announcement.
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Come and gather in, everyone.
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Er, that is that...
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"Let The Games Begin!"
is heading to America.
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And er... yeah.
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So, whilst yours truly will be
heading over there to host it,
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it does mean
this is the end of the UK show.
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- [ Crowd gasps ]
- So...
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Yeah, you might want to start
thinking about the future.
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[ Marching drum beat plays ]
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So! [ Chuckles ]
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Now that Ange and I have shown
our contestants how it's done...
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let the games begin.
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{\an8}?
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Now, Brian here
has been doing the judging.
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And with five points...
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- it's Hector and Vera!
- [ Ding ]
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Coming in a close second
with four points,
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it's Norman and Dottie
alongside Felix and Denise.
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So, whilst no one
goes home this time,
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everything changes
in the next task.
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[ Applause ]
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Cut. Pick the rest up tomorrow.
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{\an8}?
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Denise?
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Perhaps we got off
on the wrong foot.
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And since
we're partnered together...
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So, what made you
want to take part?
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We're trying to raise money
for a dog charity.
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I'll see you
in the morning, then...
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cowboy.
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Ange?
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About Freddie's announcement...
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Don't.
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I'm not a cleaner, Freddie.
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No, but last time I checked,
you still work for me.
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- So, sort it.
- Alright.
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- This is coffee.
- Yeah.
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You know what this does to me!
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Makes him even more
of an insufferable sod?
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Everyone set?
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Okay, in three, two...
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Yee-haaaw!
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Now, coming up
in our next challenge,
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one of the pairs will
ride the bull holding a basket
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whilst the other tosses
a beanbag for them to catch.
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Judging will be Bucking Bronco
Champion Brad Hunter!
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But as always,
Ange and I will be up first
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to show you how its done.
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- [ Stomach gurgles ]
- Ow! [ Groans ]
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
Actually, you, erm...
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You know what, Brad?
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You're the expert.
You can show us.
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Alright.
Saddle up then, partner.
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Up you go!
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Alright, let's get this rootin',
tootin' show on the road!
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[ Bell dings ]
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{\an8}?
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It won't stop!
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- Giles: Cut. Cut!
- [ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Power shuts down ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ All scream ]
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Well, I mean, clearly,
this is a tragic accident.
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What is it?
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This wire.
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Deliberately exposed
in the motor
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and attached to the underside
of the saddle horn,
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effectively making the bull live
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the moment
that the wires touched.
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And this leather.
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Torn to ensure direct contact
with the current.
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Meaning that this
wasn't an accident.
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Judging by these indentations,
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the sabotage was conducted
using a tool of some sort.
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What is that?
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Samurai sword letter opener.
262
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,680
A somewhat niche item.
263
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,320
Whose condition suggests
it was not used by our culprit.
264
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,519
Bingo!
265
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,679
One prize tool-kit
minus a screwdriver.
266
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,919
I don't understand-
why would anyone want to murder
267
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,079
a bucking bronco champion?
268
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,639
Actually...
he wasn't supposed to be
269
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,720
the person that was riding it.
270
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,239
I mean, why would anyone
want to kill me?
271
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,999
Aside from those you've just
told were unemployed,
272
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,839
is there anyone in particular
273
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,959
you think might be behind this?
274
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,799
Er... no one springs to mind.
275
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,759
Right, well,
you'll have to halt filming.
276
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,879
But this is our last show
in the UK.
277
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,679
[ Laughs ] Gillespie.
278
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:02,199
I mean, surely, you can conduct
your enquiries around the games.
279
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,280
[ Whispers ] Think about Rexy.
280
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,439
Fine, but our investigation
comes first.
281
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,479
Yes.
282
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,919
I will need protecting!
283
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,959
At your service, sir.
284
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,519
Although, obviously,
285
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,880
I will have to fit that in
around the tasks.
286
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,439
Given the busy set,
287
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,239
our culprit couldn't have
sabotaged the bull unnoticed.
288
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,359
Meaning it had
to have taken place
289
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,440
with hardly anyone around.
290
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:29,039
We're speaking to those
that stayed late last night
291
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,239
or arrived early this morning.
292
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,760
I'm always in early.
This is my show.
293
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,239
Course I was here late.
294
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,559
It takes forever
to get out of these outfits.
295
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,119
I stayed behind last night
to talk to the director Giles
296
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,399
about breaking
into the industry.
297
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,480
Not that I got the chance.
298
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,239
I work late most nights.
299
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,279
Freddie can be... demanding.
300
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,390
He's been the same
since his variety days.
301
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,319
I knew I recognised you.
"Archie and Malcolm."
302
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,919
- Yeah.
- What's this?
303
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,719
Oh, I used to be
in a double act.
304
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,039
We toured a variety show
with Freddie.
305
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,559
Sister Boniface:
They were most amusing.
306
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,439
And you were also
on "Opportunity Calls"?
307
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,479
- Mm! Yeah, again, with Freddie.
- Did you win?
308
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,199
No, Archie's nerves
got the better of him.
309
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,280
So, now, I do this.
310
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,879
Sorry! So sorry.
Oh, awful habit.
311
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,719
Mine, not yours!
You've got... this is very nice.
312
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,000
It's really-
it frames your face.
313
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:24,039
Given that
you're Freddie's assistant,
314
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,159
have you noticed anything
unusual over the last day or so?
315
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,599
Erm... now you mention it,
316
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,919
there was that really big mess
in his dressing room
317
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,159
that he asked me to clean up.
318
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,439
What mess?
319
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,079
Why didn't you say
someone had been in here?
320
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,559
Given the state of this room,
321
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,079
it looks like they were
searching for something.
322
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,959
It was just probably
a member of the crew.
323
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,439
You know what they're like,
just rummaging around.
324
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,959
So, you weren't aware
of anyone else?
325
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,759
No, just me and Malcolm.
326
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,839
Hmm. A champagne cork.
327
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:59,719
{\an8}?
328
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,760
Which appears to have
some sort of powder on it.
329
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,159
Yes, well, I treated myself
to some Champers last night.
330
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,159
You drank a whole bottle
to yourself?
331
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,920
I was celebrating.
Right, I'm needed on set.
332
00:16:12,831 --> 00:16:17,999
Sam: I think Freddie knows
precisely who was in here
333
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,679
and the reason why.
334
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,199
Then, why not tell us?
335
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,280
Well, obviously,
to keep us in the dark.
336
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Makes me wonder
what else he's hiding.
337
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,999
Sister, look.
338
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,679
This drawer's been forced open.
339
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:41,359
{\an8}?
340
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,710
Perhaps they took
what they were looking for?
341
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,559
Potentially.
342
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,439
Though, seemingly...
343
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,520
they've left something behind.
344
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,479
So, let's start with the cork.
345
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,039
Spectroscopic observations show
that the powder that was on it
346
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,519
is, in fact, make-up foundation.
347
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,879
Sam: Contradicting Freddie's
claim he was drinking alone?
348
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,799
Well, not necessarily.
349
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,559
Freddie will no doubt
be given an application
350
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,519
of on-screen make-up.
351
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,479
I'll perform a comparison test
to see if it's his.
352
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,519
- Anything else?
- Oh yes.
353
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,399
Those headshots that we found.
354
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,879
The substance on their surface
355
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,719
turned out to be
minute flakes of cedar wood.
356
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,919
And given that these flakes
appeared masticated,
357
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,999
I decided to run
a Phadebas test,
358
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,079
which showed
they were covered in saliva...
359
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,719
And that all means?
360
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,919
Well, cedar wood is
primarily used to coat pencils.
361
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,439
So, for these flakes
to both fall onto the headshots,
362
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,039
as well as contain saliva,
363
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,800
I'd deduce whoever forced
the drawer open...
364
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,479
had to have been chewing theirs.
365
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:51,839
{\an8}?
366
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,359
Alright.
367
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,079
I was in there first thing,
368
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,160
but I had no choice.
369
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,640
A few weeks back,
the show visited my hometown.
370
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,880
I caught up with an old friend.
371
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,480
An old... flame.
372
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Joanna, my wife...
373
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,920
I love her more than anything.
374
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,279
It's just...
375
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,360
just always being on the road.
376
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:36,119
[ Clears throat ]
The night it happened,
377
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,200
Freddie must have
still been around.
378
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,280
He took some photos,
showed them to me.
379
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,959
He'd heard rumours
about America.
380
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,999
He said
if I didn't take him, then...
381
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,199
he'd show Joanna everything.
382
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,239
It was these photos that
you were looking for earlier?
383
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,879
Yeah. All I found
were those headshots.
384
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,599
So, you decided to permanently
end Freddie's blackmail?
385
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,519
No!
386
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,679
I mean, look...
387
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,960
I hate what that man
is doing to me.
388
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,319
But at the end of the day,
389
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,400
I created this mess.
390
00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:11,439
- [ Denise chuckles ]
- Felix: Watch the egg.
391
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,599
[ Both laugh ]
392
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,439
Denise: Okay, ready? Ready?
393
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,959
[ Both exclaim ]
394
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,399
Remove yourself from my person
immediately!
395
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,239
Then, how is this
supposed to work?
396
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,639
In a way which does not involve
your hand on my...
397
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,720
- nether regions!
- Oh!
398
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,079
Ready, Neil?
399
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,079
Actually, Miss Thimble,
it's Norman.
400
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,279
Like it's always been.
401
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,600
Really? I'm ever so sorry.
402
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,159
And...
403
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,240
That's it, Norma!
404
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,759
- [ Felix exclaims ]
- [ Denise laughs ]
405
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,119
So, you went from palm trees
and beaches
406
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,719
to village fetes
and bell ringing?
407
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,399
Yeah, it was quite a shock
at first, but...
408
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,359
now, it's... home.
409
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,319
So, why Great Slaughter
of all places?
410
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,199
Actually, I was meant
to be going to Scotland Yard.
411
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,799
We were meant
to be going to London.
412
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,559
We?
413
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,359
Erm, I should probably...
414
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,839
- Denise: Okay...
- Malcolm: Blimey.
415
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,010
Just met and you're already
tying the knot.
416
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,199
He's cheered up.
417
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,719
How do you mean?
418
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,679
Oh, last night,
has laying into that Freddie.
419
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,150
Something about him
ruining a big chance for him.
420
00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:28,799
I've been his dogsbody
for years,
421
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,359
so when I saw a job opening
for a variety show manager,
422
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,039
I finally went for it.
423
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,719
They said all I needed
was a half-decent reference,
424
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,559
which he said he'd give me.
425
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,959
- And that wasn't the case?
- Well, they called yesterday.
426
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,679
Said that they'd gone
with somebody else.
427
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,279
I knew he'd ruined it.
428
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,239
So, when I asked him why,
he said it's because
429
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,359
he decides when the end
of our engagement is
430
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,679
because he employed me
when no one else would.
431
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,559
You must have felt aggrieved.
432
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,959
That's putting it lightly, but
I'm not gonna kill the bloke.
433
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,239
Wasted enough years
on him as it is.
434
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,639
So, why stick around, unless
it was for a specific reason?
435
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,559
There is- money.
436
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,959
The cheapskate's sorted it
so the show pays me.
437
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,639
So, if I don't
stay until the end,
438
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,439
I don't get
this month's paycheque.
439
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,759
But when I do, you are not
gonna see me for dust.
440
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:14,199
{\an8}?
441
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,159
So, the aim is to take
the eggs over to the basket
442
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,919
without dropping them.
443
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,399
Sadly, mine and Ange's attempt
was far from eggcellent.
444
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,879
[ Laughter ]
445
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,079
[ Clears throat ]
Without further ado...
446
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,359
let the games begin.
447
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,440
[ Applause ]
448
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,070
- Careful, careful.
- Okay, okay. [ Laughs ]
449
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,999
- Yeah!
- [ Laughs ] We did it!
450
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,679
[ Both laugh ]
451
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,839
Just take me in your arms!
452
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,400
What sort of talk is that
for a married man?!
453
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:48,599
- We're doing it.
- Of course, Nathaniel.
454
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,680
It's just like
having three legs.
455
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,760
[ Groaning ]
456
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,199
[ Both scream ]
457
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,280
[ Laughter ]
458
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,479
We're nearly- nearly there.
459
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,119
[ Audience groans ]
460
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,640
Beep, bee-beep, bee-beeeep!
461
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,960
- [ Norman cheers ]
- [ Applause ]
462
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,239
And with the scores
added in from the last round,
463
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,999
Dottie and Norman
lead Felix and Denise
464
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,359
by just one point.
465
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,599
- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Audience "Ooh"s ]
466
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,639
But what does this mean, Ange?
467
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,720
You tell me.
468
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,639
[ Chuckles awkwardly ]
It, er...
469
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,559
It means that,
sadly, Hector and Vera,
470
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,279
you will be leaving us.
471
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,879
[ Audience "Aww"s ]
472
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,960
[ Applause ]
473
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,359
Alright, let's move on
to our final challenge.
474
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,440
And cut.
475
00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:49,919
Look, I get that you're upset
about the show, but...
476
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,000
some professionalism?
477
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,599
Well, thank you, Vera,
for being about as much use
478
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,599
as a handbrake on a canoe.
479
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,599
We're really going to be relying
on you this time, Livingstone.
480
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,879
Although, you do
have the advantage
481
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,239
of my extensive expertise.
482
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,439
And erm...
483
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,520
[ Whispers ]
...perhaps something else.
484
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,239
Ah, Freddie.
485
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,039
Look, we've just had some
interesting conversations
486
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,479
with both Malcolm and Giles.
487
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,959
And even if you'd rather we
weren't aware of your behaviour,
488
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,839
we need to know
who might want to hurt you.
489
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,039
Like I said-
490
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,119
can't think of anyone.
491
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,239
Where is that director?
492
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,119
You alright, Mrs Clam?
493
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,999
I should think not, given that
this pitiful consolation prize
494
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,319
they have given me is defective.
495
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,519
That's strange.
496
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,679
It appears
to be deliberately torn.
497
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:55,199
{\an8}?
498
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,280
I'll be as gentle
as I can, Mr Bear.
499
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,279
What on Earth are you doing?.
500
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:07,399
Evidently, uncovering
what someone deemed to be...
501
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,839
the perfect hiding place.
502
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,920
Oh...
503
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,999
The striation marks
from the screwdriver
504
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,319
matched those on the bull
meaning this was our tool.
505
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,239
But why hide it in the bear?
506
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,439
Sister Boniface:
A moment of panic, perhaps?
507
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,479
The handle contained
no clear prints,
508
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,879
though, interestingly, there
were several fibres present.
509
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,839
Microscopic examination
shows they're flock fibres,
510
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,559
the type used
on velvet clothing.
511
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,599
Oh, and they're also purple.
512
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,599
So, we're looking for someone
who wore purple velvet?
513
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,599
Potentially, though
there are several uses
514
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,599
of this specific fibre,
of which I've compiled a list.
515
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,800
Clothes, curtains, interiors.
516
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,399
Basically everything?
517
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,999
Okay, we'll search the studio
518
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,599
and I'll ask Felix
to keep an eye out.
519
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,559
Oh, erm, and there's also
the matter of the cork.
520
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,879
Now, Freddie's foundation
is actually cream-based,
521
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,399
primarily made of mineral oil,
stearic acid, and oxychloride.
522
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,119
Whilst the one on the cork
is a powder foundation
523
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,639
consisting of talc,
zinc oxide, and kaolin.
524
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,359
So, in layman's terms,
525
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,999
someone else
was with him last night?
526
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,199
It also transpires that there's
only one person on the show
527
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,720
who uses
that particular foundation.
528
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,679
After his announcement,
529
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,559
I took some champagne
to his dressing room,
530
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,640
to celebrate.
531
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,320
I also wanted a chat.
532
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,039
I'm always the assistant,
seen and not heard.
533
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,039
But that's not enough!
534
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,279
I want to be the one presenting.
535
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,999
And Freddie knew this?
536
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,959
Ever since I started.
537
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,599
Even promised to mentor me
538
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,320
to the point where
I'd eventually co-host.
539
00:25:43,321 --> 00:25:46,279
Now he was going to America,
I thought...
540
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,600
this could be my break,
that I might go, too.
541
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,680
He said I could.
542
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,840
Though, there was a condition?
543
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,640
I had to prove...
544
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,880
how much
I appreciated him first.
545
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,399
Afterwards,
546
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,480
I asked, "What now?"
547
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,439
He started laughing.
548
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,719
He said he couldn't believe
I was so naive.
549
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,800
That a bit of crumpet like me...
550
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,560
could never be host.
551
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
Here.
552
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,559
As reprehensible as that is,
553
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,959
it does give you strong motive.
554
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,040
I know, but this wasn't me!
555
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,560
It wasn't!
556
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,639
Because no matter
what happens to Freddie...
557
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,720
I'd still feel
disgusted with myself.
558
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,199
She was adamant
559
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,039
that Alfred Hitchcock
was in her caf�,
560
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,479
so I ran across town!
561
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,839
And when you arrived?
562
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,319
Turned out to be
a plumber called Dave.
563
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,400
[ Both laugh ]
564
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,640
You know before,
when you said "we"?
565
00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,399
I mean, we don't have to
if you'd rather not.
566
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,480
No, it...
567
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
It was, er...
568
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,159
myself and Victoria.
569
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,079
My fianc�e.
570
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,039
So, I came here first
on secondment.
571
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,879
And when I realised
I'd be here for longer,
572
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,960
she decided to join me.
573
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,559
But when she did, we both
574
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,730
realised that we wanted
different things.
575
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,440
And what do you want?
576
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,880
- Sam.
- Felix.
577
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,359
- Have you spotted any...
- No. Not yet.
578
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,759
- Oh.
- Sam: Rex!
579
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,679
Lowsley: The very same.
580
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,319
I just wanted
to remind Livingstone
581
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,679
what he's playing for.
582
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,959
Well, aren't you
the most adorable,
583
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,079
fluffy, obedient boy!
584
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,160
Have you ever seen
a finer creature?
585
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,519
Let's hope Felix can give him
the retirement he deserves.
586
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:01,319
{\an8}?
587
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,400
Lowsley: Lunch, sir?
588
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,519
Sam: Sister?
589
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,119
- Our search.
- Oh, yes.
590
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,200
Of course. [ Chuckles ]
591
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,440
Well, get practising, then!
592
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,719
Rexy's counting on you.
593
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:30,719
{\an8}?
594
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,800
[ Sighs ]
595
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,560
You've never danced the tango?
596
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,679
Not yet, but...
597
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,319
if you can tell me what to do.
598
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Okay. Alright.
599
00:28:44,401 --> 00:28:46,559
It's all about
finding the rhythm.
600
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,239
- Okay.
- Okay?
601
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,879
- Here?
- Yeah. [ Laughs ]
602
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,999
- Right. Okay.
- Okay.
603
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,279
- Alright.
- Okay.
604
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,680
- I'm so sorry.
- Don't overthink.
605
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920
- Alright.
- Okay.
606
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,679
- That's it!
- Ah-ha!
607
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,760
- [ Both chuckle ]
- You're doing fine.
608
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,839
So, no purple velvet
in any of the dressing rooms.
609
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,199
Perhaps the control room
might prove more fruitful.
610
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,839
[ Both laughing ]
611
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,840
I dare say Felix
is rather enjoying himself.
612
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,319
What is it?
613
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,879
Er... may I?
614
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,679
{\an8}?
615
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,519
I believe
we've potentially found
616
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
the source of our fibres.
617
00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:42,159
The additional checks
we carried out
618
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,959
show that
your half-sister's, Jodie,
619
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,040
the glamorous assistant
before Angela.
620
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,959
Erm...
621
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,040
She and Freddie had a thing.
622
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080
Not that anyone knew.
623
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,560
Then, she got pregnant,
had to leave the show.
624
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,080
He made her promise
not to tell anyone.
625
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,559
He said that he'd
look after them, but...
626
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,640
instead, he just cut her off.
627
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
She tried contacting him, but...
628
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
couldn't get anywhere, so...
629
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,080
I decided to try for the show,
630
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,359
and talk to him in person.
631
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,519
And that's the real reason
you stayed last night.
632
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,079
I just wanted to chat with him.
633
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,759
But when I went
to his dressing room,
634
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,919
he was already in there
with someone else.
635
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,719
So, you sabotaged the bull?
636
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,639
Avenged the way
he'd treated Jodie?
637
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,839
What? No, no, I-
638
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,119
I'd never do that.
Felix, tell him!
639
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,719
We are comparing fibres
that we found at the crime scene
640
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,800
against your hair ribbon.
641
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,799
If they match,
642
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,519
the likelihood
is you will be charged
643
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,600
with the murder of Brad Hunter.
644
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,079
[ Stammers ]
645
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,160
I didn't- I didn't do this!
646
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,919
[ Sighs ] Please,
you have to believe me.
647
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,000
Felix! P-
648
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,600
[ Door opens ]
649
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Well?
650
00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:17,679
We need confirmation
from Sister Boniface
651
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,399
before we even
consider charging her.
652
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,960
So, technically,
she can still play?
653
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,480
Remember Rexy-poos.
654
00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:31,559
If she was to play,
it would have to be
655
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,079
under police supervision.
656
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,719
- Are you fine with that?
- Of course, he is!
657
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,319
Right!
658
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,400
I'll start the car.
659
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,360
- If you're not comfortable.
- [ Sighs ]
660
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,839
She was just a contestant.
661
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:52,719
{\an8}?
662
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,799
So, this is it-
the last ever challenge.
663
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,159
Joanna all set
for the States, then?
664
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,399
Actually, she's staying here.
665
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,599
She didn't fancy relocating.
666
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,639
So, you're just
going with Freddie?
667
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,639
Yes, yes. We fly out tonight.
668
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,279
That soon?
669
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,450
Giles: They want to hit
the ground running.
670
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720
I'm sorry
you're both not coming.
671
00:32:13,721 --> 00:32:16,239
What about you, Ange, you got
anything lined up after this?
672
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,039
Not yet. Though my agent said
673
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,439
people are always
looking for pretty assistants.
674
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,079
Yeah, that's not for you,
though, is it?
675
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,670
You want to be in front
of the camera, not to the side.
676
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,559
Even if that's true,
It'll never happen.
677
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,759
Don't be so sure.
678
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,359
All you need is one opportunity.
679
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,160
If you grab that,
there's no stopping you.
680
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:40,639
{\an8}?
681
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,439
- Well?
- I've run some TLC tests.
682
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,359
The dye components in the fibres
of the hair ribbon-
683
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,199
close but not conclusive.
684
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,759
Meaning?
685
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,999
- They're not a match.
- [ Sighs ]
686
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,080
So, now what?
687
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,999
And now,
it's our contestants' turn.
688
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,479
And after this challenge,
689
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,799
whilst one of the pairs
will be going home,
690
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,559
the other pair will take on
the Prize Escalator.
691
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,359
So, without further ado,
let the games begin.
692
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,839
[ Applause ]
693
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:21,039
{\an8}?
694
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,199
[ Coughs ]
695
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,279
You alright?
696
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,319
I'm fine.
697
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:31,439
{\an8}?
698
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,839
Of course.
699
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:55,039
{\an8}?
700
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,120
Talk to me.
701
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280
You know I didn't do this.
702
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,600
- Felix!
- I'm trying to concentrate.
703
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,719
Maybe I wasn't
completely honest.
704
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,480
That's putting things... mildly.
705
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,240
- Freddie?
- What do you want?
706
00:34:19,511 --> 00:34:21,479
What are you doing?
707
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:29,639
{\an8}?
708
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,439
So, that's it, then?
709
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,199
We just pretend like nothing's
ever happened between us?
710
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,200
I don't know what you mean.
711
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,599
What I mean is...
712
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,559
I thought I was paired
with someone I couldn't stand.
713
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,239
But then I got to know
the real you.
714
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:49,759
{\an8}?
715
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,759
Help me! For crying out loud!
716
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,239
- Malcolm! Put the-
- Don't come any closer!
717
00:34:54,240 --> 00:35:29,960
{\an8}?
718
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,839
Where's Freddie?
719
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,999
{\an8}?
720
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,080
[ Whispers ] Go on. Go on.
721
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,519
Wow! Now, that is how
you do the tango.
722
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,159
Though, personally,
I prefer ballet.
723
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,239
More to the pointe.
724
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,599
Though, I did try
tap dancing once.
725
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,999
Kept falling in the sink!
726
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,359
[ Laughter ]
727
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:07,079
{\an8}?
728
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,160
How did you know?
729
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,799
We found purple velvet fibres
at the crime scene.
730
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,159
Then, I recalled how you smoked
731
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,999
and the cigarette case you carry
732
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,080
with its purple interior.
733
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,279
- Malcolm, can y-
- No.
734
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,719
Malc, if this is about
a reference, then I can-
735
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,599
[ Stammers ] I'll call them.
736
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,759
- Or get you a better job-
- It's not about that!
737
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,359
It's about him.
738
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,440
It's about Archie.
739
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,559
Y-
740
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,850
I know what happened
on "Opportunity Calls."
741
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,879
Sister Boniface: Malcolm.
742
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,399
What you said about Archie
having stage fright that day...
743
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,639
May we assume that Freddie
had something to do with it?
744
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,720
Last week, Archie called me.
745
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,199
We hadn't spoken in years
746
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,919
'cos he'd gone off the rails
when we stopped doing the act.
747
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,359
Was drinking himself
into an early grave.
748
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,679
But he said before he went,
he wanted to tell me the truth.
749
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,999
Well, perhaps
you can tell us now.
750
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,319
Put that thing down.
751
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,679
The night before
"Opportunity Calls,"
752
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,119
all the acts went out
for a drink.
753
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,439
We were chatting,
and we got onto the war.
754
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,039
Archie never
spoke about the war.
755
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,119
But for some reason,
that night, he did.
756
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,039
And he said he was part
of the Rifle Brigade.
757
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,679
And I remember Freddie
kept pushing,
758
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040
asking question after question.
759
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,199
Because Archie was lying,
760
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,520
and Freddie knew that
because it was his infantry.
761
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,719
But why would Archie lie?
762
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,879
'Cos it turned out
that he was a conchie.
763
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,919
Which makes sense
because he was a man
764
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,679
that existed
to make people smile.
765
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,079
But Freddie knew
what people would think.
766
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,719
So, he said to Archie
to throw the performance
767
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,839
or he'd tell the world
the truth.
768
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,599
That was his way of
getting rid of the competition.
769
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,239
- Get back!
- [ Stammers ] Malc, I-
770
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,320
Look, I know
you're upset, but...
771
00:37:50,321 --> 00:37:53,119
I always thought
you were the talented one.
772
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,039
You know, I'd never have
thought he'd have even made it.
773
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,359
We're not gonna know now!
774
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,879
'Cos you're swanning off
to America
775
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,639
and he's in a box in the ground!
776
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,679
Malcolm.
777
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,319
Why don't you-
778
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,730
why don't you tell us
what happened last night?
779
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,799
Well, I went to confront him.
780
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,439
We argued about the job before,
781
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,520
but that was nothing
compared to this.
782
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,599
- Freddie?
- You're back?
783
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,079
Like I said, it's my decision.
784
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,919
I decide who stays,
I decide who goes.
785
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,679
My decision.
786
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,760
Archie's dead.
787
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,479
Who?
788
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,999
Archie!
789
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,199
Who I used to perform with!
790
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,039
Oh, yeah. [ Clears throat ]
791
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,560
That loser who bottled it
on live TV?
792
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:35,799
I'm sure you'll struggle
to find anyone who cares.
793
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:53,999
{\an8}?
794
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,639
[ Door closes ]
795
00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:08,839
{\an8}?
796
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,639
[ Sighs ] Look, I was so young.
I was so stupid, Malc.
797
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,039
If I could just take that back,
then I-
798
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,519
No, you wouldn't!
799
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,639
You wouldn't 'cos
you'd happily destroy
800
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,119
anybody that gets in your way!
801
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,399
And somebody's
got to put a stop to that.
802
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Think about Archie.
803
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,880
The person you described.
804
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,039
He was someone
who wanted to make others happy.
805
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,640
For whom violence
was never the answer.
806
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,599
But what he did to him.
807
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,319
Sister Boniface: I know.
808
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:42,119
But I've also no doubt
that if he could see you now,
809
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,439
consumed by such hatred...
810
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,759
You kill Freddie,
that's all you and Archie
811
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,599
will be remembered for.
812
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,600
And given who he was, and what
he so strongly believed in,
813
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,480
he wouldn't want this.
814
00:39:57,671 --> 00:39:59,719
Malcolm.
815
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:18,159
{\an8}?
816
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,199
Pathetic, eh?
817
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,119
Losers,
stuck in the past like that.
818
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,319
Still, we've got
a plane to catch.
819
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,239
No.
820
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,320
No, we don't.
821
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,480
You're not going to America,
Freddie.
822
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,959
Really?
823
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,919
Well, I best
just go call Joanna.
824
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,000
I'll save you the bother.
825
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:42,079
I'm gonna tell her everything.
826
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,160
Which means keeping
the show here.
827
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,079
Working on being the husband
she deserves.
828
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,479
Hey, Giles,
let's not rush into any-
829
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,119
Also, the move to America
830
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,280
meant we never renewed
your UK contract.
831
00:40:53,391 --> 00:40:56,879
I think it's time
for some new blood.
832
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,960
N- [ Chuckles ]
833
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,240
Who could replace me?!
834
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,839
I think we've earned
ourselves a drink.
835
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,399
Oh, affirmative. Oh, but wait!
836
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,480
Who made it
to the Prize Escalator?
837
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,759
There's been an arrest.
838
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,840
Someone confessed.
839
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,919
Look I'm sorry about...
840
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,000
No, I'm sorry.
841
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,639
I wanted to be honest, but...
842
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,770
the more I got to know you, the
more complicated things became.
843
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,760
But now...
844
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,599
If I'm being honest,
845
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,239
after Victoria,
846
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,680
I was sure I would never
be able to do this again.
847
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
But after meeting you...
848
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,760
I know I can.
849
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,679
Just... not yet.
850
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:56,199
{\an8}?
851
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,559
Right.
852
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,640
You ready?
853
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Felix: An oil lamp.
854
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,319
A fondue set, yeah?
855
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,199
- Felix: A tea maker!
- [ Both laugh ]
856
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,840
Erm... a leather suitcase!
857
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,320
- [ Both gasp ]
- A cuddly bear!
858
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,239
Ah-ha! That's it!
You've won our big cash prize!
859
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,799
[ Applause ]
860
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,959
Congratulations.
861
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,919
Although, as our series
does come to an end-
862
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,599
So does Freddie's
time on the show.
863
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,359
Because there's a new host
in town- me!
864
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,239
So, I'll see you next time
when, once again,
865
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,279
we'll let the games begin!
866
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,360
[ Applause ]
867
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800
Cut.
868
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,399
Thank you, splendid.
869
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:49,039
{\an8}?
870
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,599
Well, seeing as my bear
was defective...
871
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:59,839
{\an8}?
872
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,920
[ Glasses clinking ]
873
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,519
A toast, if you please.
874
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,199
To a colleague of mine.
875
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,239
One who has never shied away
from a challenge.
876
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:17,959
One who is totally committed
to this constabulary.
877
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,719
And has taught...
[chuckles] well...
878
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,599
even me a thing or two
about honour...
879
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,599
and humility.
880
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,119
So!
881
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,320
Raise your glasses, please...
882
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,880
to Rex!
883
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,439
All: To Rex.
884
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:43,199
{\an8}?
885
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,439
Don't worry, I'm sure you're
now Great Slaughter Police's
886
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,999
- second finest member.
- Mm.
887
00:43:49,000 --> 00:44:40,200
{\an8}?
888
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:44,800
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