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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,169 Previously on "Martin.." 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,237 Major network wants to take 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:05,638 my show national. 4 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,640 Thinking about asking Shanise to marry me. 5 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:09,242 What are you doin' in LA? 6 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,744 Well, the record company flew me out here 7 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:11,978 to look for the next Whitney. 8 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,214 Mr. Whitaker promoted me 9 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,815 to senior vise president. 10 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,218 - That's wonderful! - He wants me to move to LA! 11 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:19,586 There's been a change. 12 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,588 But they're still gonna do the show, right? 13 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,025 Brah, we gotta move to LA. 14 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,193 I'm flying back today. Why don't you just come with me? 15 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,062 - I'm in the money. - Baby, I'm home! 16 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,830 - You here? - Da, tada, tada. 17 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,939 Yo, boo. Your man's here. 18 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,808 Gina. 19 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,644 Baby, your man's here. Boo! 20 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,212 Gina! 21 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,381 Honey, baby! 22 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,551 - There you are-- - Uh, who are you? 23 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:25,985 Hey, man, you ain't Gina. 24 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,289 - Where's my wife? - You must be Martin. 25 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:33,326 Gina is in Detroit. She wanted to surprise you. 26 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,494 Nah, nah, Gina.. 27 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,829 Gina's not crazy enough to fly 28 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,832 halfway across the country without tellin' me. 29 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,134 Isn't that what you just did? 30 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:43,970 Oh, damn. 31 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,342 Are you sure this is how you wanna do this? 32 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,144 Oh, yeah. Yeah, now look, look, remember, man. 33 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:54,848 When-when Shanise shows up, right, I give you the signal 34 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,183 then you bring the cupcake with the ring in it over. 35 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,487 Right, so you want me to bring the cupcake over after dinner. 36 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,123 Tsk. The cupcake is dinner, Nipsey. Okay? 37 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,824 You know how much I had to spend on that ring? 38 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:06,693 Had to use my Pacer as a down payment. 39 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:10,663 You sold the Pacer? Man, you must really be in love. 40 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:11,865 - Hey. Hi, Shanise. - Hi, Nipsey. 41 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:12,999 - How you doin'? - Good. 42 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,868 - Hey, hey, baby. Hey. - Hi. 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,469 - Come on, sit on down. - Okay. 44 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,472 - Sit right there. Yeah. - Here? 45 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:24,344 Okay, now, my little cream-filled doughnut. 46 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,446 I've been thinkin' a lot about us and I've been thinkin' about 47 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:29,282 takin' our relationship to the next level. 48 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,518 I thought we were on the top level. 49 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,653 Oh, unless you wanna go to the roof. 50 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,357 That's not what I meant. 51 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,825 Alright, better yet, I'mma just go on ahead 52 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,160 and show you that. 53 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,402 Here you go, Cole. 54 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,739 Here's the cupcake, uh, y-you had ordered earlier. 55 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,241 Uh, right, right. That's for you. 56 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,977 - Thank you, Nipsey. - You're welcome. 57 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,679 Thank you, Nipsey. 58 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,918 Um, um, you-you can go now, Nipsey. 59 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:08,755 I wanna see what happens. 60 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,595 Nipsey, don't you got somethin' you ought to be doin' 61 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,763 right about now? 62 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,665 - Nah, I'm on break. - Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,336 Get out of here, Nipsey! 64 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,208 That was so good, Cole. 65 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,278 You, you ate the whole thing? 66 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,181 I'm sorry, baby. I was starving. 67 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,883 - Open up! - I.. 68 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,420 You know what you just did? 69 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,355 You just ate my Pacer. 70 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,458 Oh, gosh! 71 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,694 How are we gonna get home? 72 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:52,799 Comin'. 73 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,802 Yeah.. 74 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,971 - Hey, girl. - Hey, G, what's up? 75 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,772 How did it go with Martin last night? 76 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,474 Pam, you are not gonna believe this. 77 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,409 Ugh, he washed himself in hot water 78 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,811 and shrunk himself again. 79 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,213 No, Pam. Martin's in LA. 80 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,648 What is he doin' in LA? 81 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,384 Shanaynay told me he flew there to surprise me. 82 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,152 Wait a minute, wait a minute, so what you're sayin' is 83 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,789 when we got to Detroit, mighty mouth was on his way to LA? 84 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:19,993 - Mm-hmm. - Ha! That's hysterical! 85 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,163 - You gotta be kiddin' me, Gina. - No, Pam. It is not funny. 86 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,565 Girl, I flew all the way out here 87 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,934 to tell him about my promotion, geese myself up 88 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,069 he's not here, he's 5000 miles away. 89 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,671 That's not funny. 90 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,173 Be happy he's gone. 91 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,341 Payne residence. 92 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,744 Pam, is that you? 93 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,980 Pam, just be a good Pam and put Gina on the phone. 94 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,349 And don't worry, you'll get your Scooby snacks. 95 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,619 - Shut up, Martin. - Do you like beef jerkies? 96 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,322 'Cause you could snack on that in your free time. 97 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,657 - You snack-- - Martin. 98 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,492 Hey, Gina. What's up, baby? 99 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,027 Hey, hey, baby. How you doin'? 100 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,195 Well, I'm at your LA office, boo. 101 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,698 And, look, I can't believe you are back in Detroit. 102 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,699 What's happenin'? 103 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,434 - Uh, baby. - Yeah? 104 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,604 - Um, I got important news. - What? 105 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:09,008 Well, Mr. Whitaker offered me a job runnin' the LA office. 106 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:12,145 Get outta here. What? 107 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,815 - Runnin' the LA office? - Yeah, baby. 108 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,884 Well, well, look. Well, check this out, Gina. 109 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,053 They offered me a national talk show. 110 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,723 So guess what. We both gonna be workin' in LA! 111 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,726 Oh, my God. Sorry, Martin. That is great! 112 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,728 I-I was so scared this wasn't gonna work out. 113 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,497 Me, too, you know? No doubt about that. Me, too. 114 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,067 But, look, check it out, I'm on my way home, alright? 115 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,071 Okay, baby. Baby, hurry up. I love you. 116 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,572 Yeah, I love you, too, boo. 117 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,708 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 118 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,142 What, what, what? It's killin' me! 119 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,911 It's killin' me! Tell me, tell me. 120 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:49,248 Martin got offered his own national talk show 121 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,516 in LA. 122 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,185 Baby, we going to LA! 123 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,755 - Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! - Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 124 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,424 That's wonderful, Gina. I'm so happy for you! 125 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,259 Oh, Pam, this is so great! 126 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,428 While Martin is filming his talk show 127 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,931 we will be shopping in Beverly Hills. 128 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,399 We will be chillin' on the beach. 129 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,334 Yes, we will, darlin', and we're gonna do lunch. 130 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,002 - We're going to do.. - We're gonna meet men. 131 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,204 I'm going to the movies. 132 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,505 - Yeah! Yes.. - I'm doin'.. 133 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,707 - Wait a minute. Hold, uh.. - What? 134 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:18,277 There's just, uh, somethin' wrong with this picture. 135 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,445 What? 136 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,515 I'm not goin' to LA. 137 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,084 Oh. 138 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:27,453 Pam. 139 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,597 Alright, now, Martin's plane lands any minute now, okay? 140 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,065 So he'll be here in about an hour. 141 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,067 I can't believe how fast you put this together, Tom. 142 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,203 I had to, man. It's Martin's last dead hour at the bar. 143 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,638 - They had to do it right. - Yeah. 144 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,707 It's the last time I can get Martin to pay his tab. 145 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:51,711 - Are you alright? You cool? - Yeah, I-I'm fine. 146 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,647 But I still don't understand why you took me to get x-rayed. 147 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:58,618 You, you are so beautiful on the outside 148 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,086 that I had to have a picture of 149 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,655 how beautiful you are on the inside. 150 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,724 That is so sweet. 151 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,493 - I'm gonna go freshen up. - Okay. 152 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,997 Uh, what's up, Cole? Well.. 153 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,433 Man, I thought she ate the ring, then I had her x-rayed 154 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,768 and the ring wasn't in there, and I don't know where it is. 155 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,770 Look, okay, don't worry, alright? 156 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,139 You're not the first person to ever lose a ring. 157 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:23,109 Remember Martin lost his? Ha-ha-ha-ha.. 158 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,445 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, word. 159 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,747 Uh, if-if I lost the charm, I-I'd be hurt 160 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:31,984 but if I lost something like my wedding ring, ugh, I'd die. 161 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,956 Wait a minute, how do I know this ain't fake, Hustle Man? 162 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:40,159 How you know it ain't fake? Hold on. 163 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:43,930 Look through there, cuz. Check the clarity on that, chief. 164 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,532 See, now, that's real ice drippin' right there. 165 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,868 You know, maybe I'mma do what Martin did. 166 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,937 Maybe-maybe I-I'll go get another ring 167 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,639 to replace that ring. I'mma go holler at Hustle Man. 168 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,041 I'll be right back. 169 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:59,278 Alright, man. He is so stupid. 170 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:01,481 Who you're calling stupid, brah? 171 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,049 I can get a drink in, brah? 172 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,818 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're George Clinton, man! 173 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,019 Hm. Sure ain't the other-- 174 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,554 Hey, yeah! Hey, hey, dawg! 175 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,389 - This is the atomic-- What? - Hey, hey. Shh. 176 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,858 I wanna draw no attention to myself, I just wanna 177 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,893 get that drink, get on back to the mother ship, man. 178 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,295 Alright, cool. Don't-don't get too fogged up. 179 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,631 Okay. 180 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,467 You, you're Clinton. You don't pay. 181 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,869 'Hey, Lisa. How are you doin'?' 182 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,905 - You got it, big Nip. - Hey, uh, e-excuse me. 183 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,508 I-I really don't wanna get in your business, but aren't you 184 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,409 Lisa Leslie, the basketball player? 185 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,246 - Yes, I am. - Oh, man. I'm Tommy Strawn. 186 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,182 It's nice to meet you. You here for Martin's party? 187 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,584 - Who's Martin? - Martin Payne. 188 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,253 - Oh, the talk-show host? - Yes, yes, yes! 189 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,221 - You know him, don't you? - Well, I don't know him. 190 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,857 But I heard my girl's putting on him. 191 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,425 Right, right. 192 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,771 No, no. Hey, we ain't goin' out like that, alright, y'all? 193 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,907 - Just-just follow my lead. - What? 194 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:04,210 - Ah! My knees! - What're you talkin' about.. 195 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,045 - My knee. - Making all that noise.. 196 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,581 - Brother, my knee, I'm hurtin'. - Oh, my shoulder! 197 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,749 - Ah.. - My shoulder! 198 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,717 See, uh, technically 199 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,586 see, they didn't win. 200 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:17,056 See, what happened was, uh, we had a lot of injuries. 201 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,559 Right, right, whatever you say. 202 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,360 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 203 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,462 Hey, hey, hey. 204 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,465 Me and you, one on one, any day! 205 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,938 - Hey, hey, Cole. - What? 206 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:35,107 - Everything work out alright? - No. 207 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,210 Hustle Man's parole thing didn't come through. 208 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,313 He gonna be out of commission indefinitely. 209 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,747 Oh, man. 210 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:43,649 Tommy, I don't know what I'mma do, man. 211 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,118 I cannot propose without a ring. 212 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,755 Ow! 213 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,625 I just chipped my gold tooth on somethin'. 214 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,497 - Man! - Hold up. No. 215 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,299 Oh, that must be Cole's ring, they must have put it 216 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,468 in the wrong cupcake. Yo, Cole! 217 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:03,669 What is it? 218 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,938 Look what Lil' Dawg found in his mouth. 219 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,741 In his mouth? 220 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,511 Hey, hey, be careful with that. 221 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,982 You already broke three of my glasses with your clumsy self. 222 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,783 Excuse me. Me, clumsy? 223 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,352 If I can recall, I'm not the one 224 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,288 who got our head stuck in the headboard. 225 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,657 That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, remember? 226 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,192 Uh, it-it was stuck in the headboard. 227 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,526 You was runnin' around here all scared 228 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,528 like a chicken with her head cut off. 229 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,866 I was not scared, okay? 230 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:37,603 Excuse me, that's not the way I remember it. 231 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,379 Martin, will you please help me? 232 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,881 - I can't get out! - Okay, okay, I'm comin', baby. 233 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,883 I'm coming. Look, turn sideways. 234 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,386 Turn, turn sideways, Gina. 235 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,654 - Ow! Ow! - Give me.. 236 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,134 - Alright. - Ha-ha-ha! 237 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,902 It wasn't that funny! 238 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,038 Yes, it was. 239 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,006 Okay, okay. You want funny? 240 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,509 No, I'mma give you funny. I'll give you funny. 241 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:19,045 What about, what about the time you got hypnotized 242 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,813 and you started acting like Martin? 243 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,381 No, that wasn't funny. 244 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,183 - Want some champagne? - Oh, I would love some. 245 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,384 - Thank you. - Sash. 246 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,420 Two glasses of champagne, please. 247 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,923 Wassup, wassup, wassup? 248 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,526 Oh, what's up with you? 249 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:36,762 Nothin'. Just chillin'. 250 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,564 Layin' here in the cut. 251 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,332 I-I like the cut of that dress. 252 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,668 - It-it's very stunning. - Oh, this? 253 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,705 Ah, just a little somethin' somethin' I put together. 254 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,174 You know how I do. 255 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:52,111 Boom-pow! 256 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,714 Like how! 257 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,250 Ow! Babe! 258 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,719 Oh, tha-that was funny. 259 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,587 - Shut up, Gina! - Ouch! 260 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,423 I guess we both have gotten a little wild sometimes. 261 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,959 Oh, Pam, Pam, remember the time that we auditioned 262 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,961 to be Martin's friend's background singers? 263 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,796 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.. 264 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,154 Girl, come on. We better stop clownin'. 265 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,591 - We got a lot of packin' to do. - Sure do. 266 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,793 Hey, Pam. 267 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,928 I'm gonna miss you. 268 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,830 I'mma miss you, too, G. 269 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,766 - I love you, girl. - I love you, too, baby. 270 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,738 Yo, Tommy. What's up, man? 271 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:56,075 Tommy "Hitman" Hearns is in the house, y'all! 272 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,643 I'm glad you could make it, man. 273 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,479 Well, you know I had to say goodbye to my man Martin, man. 274 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,348 Hey, y-you don't have to worry 275 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,250 'cause, um, he ain't, he ain't mad at you 276 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,419 even though you beat him like he stole somethin'. 277 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,455 Yeah, we needed to give him couple of good lessons. 278 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,126 'Where did he get this strike?' 279 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,263 Got him. I cornered him, baby. 280 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,534 'Uh-oh.' 281 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,637 'This could hurt.' 282 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,216 Hey, Tommy. Did the swellin' ever go down? 283 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,019 Yeah, yeah. Everywhere but his ears. 284 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,688 Ha-ha-ha! Tut-tut-tut.. 285 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,690 - Yo, excuse me, my man. - Ah, you.. 286 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,992 You better, you better be careful or may knock you out! 287 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,130 - Was that The Hitman? - Yeah, yes, ma'am. 288 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,165 Ms. Geri, that was Tommy "Hitman" Hearns. 289 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:57,236 Oh! Would I love to go on a few rides with him! 290 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,372 Now, careful, Ms. Geri, you gonna hurt yourself. 291 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,408 Mind your bald-headed business. 292 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,311 I'll take care of you like I did your big-headed buddy. 293 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,482 Uh, excuse me. Oh! Hey, hey, whoa! Hey, hey! 294 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,369 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, lady! 295 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,905 It's alright, it's alright. It's alright. 296 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,579 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to catch up with The Hitman 297 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,583 'cause it ain't too late for me to get my freak on. 298 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,623 Shanise, Shanise, Shanise! 299 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,291 Look, look. 300 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,960 I've been tryin' to ask you somethin' for the past few days. 301 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,063 And, girl, it just, it just ain't workin', alright? 302 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,798 So I'mma-I'mma try this. 303 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,140 "Will you marry me?" 304 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,276 Yes. 305 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,144 I'll marry you. 306 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,749 Yes. Yes. 307 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,417 Mm! Yes. 308 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,587 Excuse me! 309 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,991 Coley Cole's jumpin' the broom. Yes. Oh, yeah! 310 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,760 - Oh, yeah. - Alright. 311 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,161 - About time! - Uh-huh. 312 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,163 Congratulations, brother. 313 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,832 Congratulations, Shanise. Congratula-- 314 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,301 Hey, hey, everybody. 315 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,437 Everybody, I-I would like to propose a toast 316 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,073 to two people who.. 317 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,410 Well, let's just say they're lucky to find each other, okay? 318 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:48,180 Cole and Shanise, may you have a long and happy life. 319 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,015 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 320 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,116 - Alright. - Hear, hear. 321 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,752 Excuse me, uh, excuse me. 322 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,521 Hi, uh, I'd like to use your phone. 323 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,022 - May I borrow your phone? - Oh, sure. 324 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,123 - It's right there. - Thank you. 325 00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,158 Lou-Lou Rawls. Lou Rawls! 326 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,426 You're Lou Rawls, man! 327 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,528 - Hey, what's-- - I'm Tommy Strawn. 328 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,797 Look, man, I am your biggest fan, okay? 329 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,265 In fact, I can't even go to sleep 330 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,500 unless I listen to your song "Natural Man." 331 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,969 Really? 332 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,537 - Like that. Yeah. - Oh, yeah? 333 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,505 Ooh, that's funny, I got a letter from a lady the other day 334 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,107 said that, uh, she put her old man out 335 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,209 told him to let the doorknob anywhere the good Lord.. 336 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,811 For that same thing. 337 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,846 Oh, excuse me. Um.. 338 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,548 Yeah. 339 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,884 Oh, I'mma miss Martin. 340 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,386 You know, I gotta tell y'all somethin'. 341 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,388 Uh, first time he come in the barber shop 342 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,889 I was a little worried. 343 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,392 Well, I had to figure out how to navigate around him head. 344 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,364 You know, when Martin was a kid 345 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,499 they forgot to teach him three letters in the alphabet. 346 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,969 - Uh-huh? - The T, the I and the P. 347 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,237 Uh, till this very day 348 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,306 Martin still don't know the meanin' of tip. 349 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,743 But he better watch himself in LA 350 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,811 'cause those West Coast barbers don't play that. 351 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,513 Uh, sure you're right. That's right. 352 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,749 - I heard that. - Hey, Martin. 353 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,754 What's happenin'? What's happening, y'all? 354 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,022 Hey, y'all did all this for me? 355 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,323 - Yeah. - Yeah. 356 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,526 Oh, man, it's enough to make you emotional. 357 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,395 - Yeah. - You know what? 358 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,163 We just wanted to say congratulations, Martin 359 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,032 you know, and let you know that we gonna miss you, dawg. 360 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,168 I-I'll miss y'all, too, you know? 361 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,439 - Yeah. - Now, uh, give me love. 362 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,940 - Aww. - oh, dawg.. 363 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,285 - Can you give me a larger-- - Tommy, I'm trying to help you. 364 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,254 Alright, you two squabbling people. 365 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,790 Alright, Gina, alright, we all packed and ready for the movers. 366 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,426 Cool. Shanise, you're gonna let the movers in, right? 367 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,628 Oh, yeah, I'll let them in. Oh, and don't worry. 368 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,696 I won't let them take anything. 369 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,234 I'll handle it, I'll handle it. 370 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,304 Um, Shanise, they're movers. 371 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,241 They're supposed to take Martin and Gina's things. 372 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,410 - Oh. - Right. 373 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,946 Don't worry about that, Gina. I'll handle the movers. 374 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,481 Thank you, Tommy. 375 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,316 Martin, come on, baby. Let's go! 376 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,819 I'll meet you in the car, okay? We're gonna miss our flight. 377 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,321 - Let's go! - Oh, I'll help you. 378 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,460 Yo, G, I'll give you a hand. 379 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,095 You know, Flea Von Little won't be able 380 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,996 to carry this by himself. 381 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,631 Ha-ha-ha! 382 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,970 I heard that, scary Seinfeld. 383 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,907 Look, Martin. 384 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,110 Before you go, I just wanna let you know 385 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,279 that I really hate you. 386 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,915 And what I hate most about you is.. 387 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,187 ...is that you're leavin'. 388 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,792 Thank you. 389 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,701 Well, uh 390 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,036 anytime I guess she gives me a kiss goodbye 391 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,272 I guess it really means goodbye. 392 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,947 - I guess so. - So I guess this is it, huh? 393 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,349 I can't believe you're leavin', man. 394 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,551 You know, things ain't gonna be 395 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,653 the same without you. 396 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,189 I-i-it's not like it's the end. You know what I mean? 397 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,993 It's the start of a new beginnin'. For real, you know? 398 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,696 Better get to the airport, man. 399 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,466 Um, cool, I'll just, uh, I'll meet y'all downstairs 400 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,701 in, in a second, you know? 401 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,703 I got a little somethin' business. 402 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,279 Thank you. 403 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,300 Yeah. 404 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,305 - Ha-ha-ha.. - 'You ready?' 405 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,873 - Okay, come on. - 'Alright, here we go.' 406 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,208 - Hm. - Hm, hm, hm. 407 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,781 Hm. Yeah. 408 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,215 Hey, you know, man, maybe I'mma do what Martin did. 409 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,717 Maybe I'mma go out.. 410 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,389 You stupid! 30325

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