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If you was in a real fire
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who would you want
to rescue you?
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A pretty little young thang.
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Little young tenders?
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Or do you want a real
fireman to rescue you?
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Why can't you
accept the fact
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that a woman can do
anything a man can do?
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'Cause it ain't true.
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Now get outta my face,
sister soldier.
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I'm telling you.
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This Martin guy
would be perfect
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for our late night
talk show.
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Don't you think
he's a little too...street.
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Well, street
is in now.
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Listen, believe me.
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I've been a Network Executive
for almost..
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...two weeks now.
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I know what
I'm talking about.
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But he's so..
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...short.
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All the big stars
are short.
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Gary Coleman,
Emmanuel Lewis
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Bart Simpson.
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I'm telling you,
this Martin guy
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he's gonna be bigger
than all of them.
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Alright, have our people
call his people
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set up a meeting.
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I'm telling you, John
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this Martin guy,
is our man.
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Yeah, that's right,
I'm the man!
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He's the man.
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Good, yes.
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Yo, man, why don't they
just pass it to Ramen?
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Ramen?
I don't even see him?
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He's right there
in the corner, Tommy.
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Kicking the
photographer.
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Goalie Cole!
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What's happening?
What's happening?
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What's up, Cole,
where you been, man?
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The game started an hour ago.
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Hmm, been out doing
some heavy thinking.
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Well, that accounts
for 30 seconds.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Always joking, man.
Damn that's your problem.
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Yo, what the hell's
wrong with you, Cole?
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I-I don't know, Tommy
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but he better
cuten up
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on that attitude
in my house.
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Oh, sh.. Look, man,
I'm sorry, man, alright?
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Martin, I've been out
walking and thinking
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at the same time and..
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That ain't easy.
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But, uh..
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...thinking about asking
Shanise to marry me.
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Okay, Cole, you had one
thought in 30 years and
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and that's what
you came up with?
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Cole, Cole, Cole, come on,
you can't be serious, man.
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No, no, no, Tommy, see,
that's the thing, man
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I am serious.
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Alright, look, Shanice is the
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best thing that's
happen to me, man.
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I mean, I like her.
Moms likes her.
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- And we are here mentally.
- Mm.
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You understand?
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So, I'm gonna just go ahead
and tie the knot.
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Cole, you can't even
tie your shoes.
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Shanice taught me
how to do it.
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We're made for
each other, man.
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Okay, okay,
I'll tell you what, Cole.
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If you really love her!
Right?
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And you feel that you
can't live without her.
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Hell, man, maybe you
should just go for it.
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Yeah, Cole, you don't want
to rail it
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if that's what you wanna do.
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You know what I mean
and you're happy
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go for it, man.
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- For real?
- Yeah.
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Well, that's what
I wanted to hear, man.
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I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
That's what I wanted to hear.
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And look, if it,
if it don't work out
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neither one of y'all
ain't got nothing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And you know what they say.
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"Nothing from nothing,
please what?"
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Not a damn thing.
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Right, right, right, okay.
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- Right?
- Yeah, you're right.
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is Martin.
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Yeah, I'll accept the charges,
who's this?
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You ain't gotta get smart.
Hey, look you called my house.
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Hell, yeah, I'm interested.
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Okay.
Yeah, yes.
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Um, set it up, okay?
Yeah.
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Hey, who was that?
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That was my lawyer.
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Ooh, go ahead there, big time.
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Marty Mart, look alive.
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Um, where-where
are you located?
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Uh, San Quentin.
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The-the brother's
on lockdown
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but-but they say
he know a lot about law.
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You know and all
I gotta do is
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pay him in
cigarettes.
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You know what I mean?
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Hey-hey, man, what you need
an attorney for?
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What do you mean
what I need an attorney for?
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Cole, he's handling
my business, man.
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You know until I get an agent.
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Oh.
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- And guess what?
- What's that?
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A major network wants
to take my show..
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...national.
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Eh! Problem. Yep.
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Hill Billy's ain't gonna be
digging you down in Nashville.
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That's National fool!
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You know what, Mart,
I'm happy for you, man.
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You always wanted this
to happen, man, that's cool.
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Thank you, Tommy.
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You know, they're
flying out from L.A.
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to meet with me tomorrow.
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And, they say
they're gonna make me
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just like Montel.
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Yeah.
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You mean, they're coming
all the way out here
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from L.A. to shave your head?
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No, stupid, that mean he's gonna
be stomping with the big guys.
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Yeah, Tommy,
I'll be like a fat man
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at a all you can eat buffet.
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You know what I mean?
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What that mean?
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I'm about to blow up!
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Hey, check it,
check it, check it.
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A married man..
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...gotta need some ends.
You know what I'm talking about?
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You go in it and hire me
to be your side kick.
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Well, that's not
a bad idea, Cole.
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'Cause you're already damn good
at chilling on my couch.
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No. No fluorescent lights.
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This is a marketing firm,
not the DMV.
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Let's just go with
natural light, okay?
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Thanks.
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Surprise!
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Pam!
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Pam! What..
What are you doin' in L.A.?
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Well, the record company
flew me out here
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to look for
the next Whitney.
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So you know I had
to come see my girl.
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I miss you!
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I miss you.
I miss everybody.
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I've miss Martin.
Oh, I can't wait to see Martin.
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I couldn't wait
to get away from him.
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Whatever.
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So, Pam..
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So this job sounds
like it's incredible.
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Oh, girl, it is.
It's the bomb.
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You know what the best
part about it is?
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I don't have to take orders
from Mr. Whitaker anymore.
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Ah, Gina, I just..
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Ooh.
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Ah, Pam..
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Damn. Um..
What are you..
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Did you get that
pink slip I left you?
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Yes, I did,
Mr. Whitaker.
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And you didn't have
to tack it
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to the front door
of my apartment.
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I worked for you
for five years
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you could have at least
told to to my face, man.
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Well, I just thought it'd be
easier on both of us, you know.
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Yeah, right.
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But that's okay.
That's okay.
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Getting fired was the best
thing that ever happen to me.
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Cause I work for
"Keep it real records" now.
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Oh, that's great, Pam.
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Now I don't have
to pay you that
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unemployment insurance.
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Nice outfit.
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That cheap..
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You know, what, Gina,
you better watch your back.
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You better
watch your back.
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'Cause Mr. Whitaker's layin' off
people left and right, girl.
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I am not worried
about him.
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Mr. Whitaker needs me.
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No, he doesn't.
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Oh, Pam.
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He's just letting me
set this office up
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then he's gonna
let me go.
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Pam, I heard
he's planning
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on closing
the Detroit office.
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Well, what are
you gonna do, G?
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I don't know.
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I guess, Martin's gonna
have to pay all the bills.
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Oh, you're all
straight then.
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You know,
you all be straight.
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I hear leprechauns
come with a pot of gold.
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That was funny.
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What about my plight,
that thing's is awful.
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Yo, Martin what's taking you
so long, man?
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We gotta get ready
for that meeting.
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'I can't decide what to wear.'
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Wait, shouldn't he
wear some clothes?
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Mm, good call.
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I might agree with her
on that one, man.
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Okay? Bosses don't like when you
show up butt naked and ashy.
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- Trust me on this.
- Thanks for sharing.
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Come on out here, man,
we'll help you decide.
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So, what'd you think?
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Ooh..
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Nice.
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Yes.
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Yes, that suit
is the biz on, boy.
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- Thank you.
- Oh! Oh!
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Oh, and the
pants is laying
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oh, so right, look
at it, look at it.
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Alright, I..
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B-boy, don't get me
started on the shoe.
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- I hate it.
- I hate it too.
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Oh, so-so you were just
souping me up?
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Hey, that's what a good
sidekick's supposed to do.
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Man.
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In other words,
you're just kissing ass.
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Basically.
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Yo, man.
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I guess, this Johnny Carson look
ain't working for me, huh?
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Won't work for Johnny neither.
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Okay, this is
what you need, man.
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You need a outfit that says
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"You need me more
than I need you."
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Clothes can talk?
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How come you never
say anything to me?
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Cole, if you're havin'
any second thoughts
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they should be kickin'
in right about now.
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Oh. Oh, by the way, never,
never discuss salary.
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Speakin' of salaries..
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Excuse me.
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- What?
- It's private.
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Would you just..
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Oh, man.
Goddamn.
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Guilty.
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How much I'll be making?
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Same amount Tommy
makes at his job.
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Oh, Cool, cool. Flash.
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We making the same amount
of money as Tom..
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Wait a minute.
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You know what, Martin.
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Look, I'll-I'll help you
pick out your clothes
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from the same place
I get mine.
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Cool, so I guess
we're going shopping
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at the
"Big and Bald" store.
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That's Big and Tall,
Martin.
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That's what I said,
James Earl dumb.
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Let's roll, man.
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- Alright, man, I'll holler.
- Alright.
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You look good.
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Stop kissing butt.
255
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,833
Gina, we've got to talk.
256
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,469
Ah, yes-yes, sir. Um..
257
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,674
Of course, sir,
you just have a seat.
258
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,808
Okay, thanks.
259
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,512
Seat.. Have a..
Have a seat.
260
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,481
Ah, Gina, market surveys
have come in
261
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:49,882
and the news is not good.
262
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,183
Surveys?!
263
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,152
I mean, what do they know?
264
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:57,123
They-they don't show
what's in people's heart.
265
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,892
Their commitment,
their dedication.
266
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,562
Well, they tell me that I've
gotta let some of my people go.
267
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,830
So..
268
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,067
It's true, you're closing
the Detroit office
269
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,169
and-and everyone there
is out of a job?
270
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,238
That's right. That's what
I wanna talk to you about.
271
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,908
Mr. Whitaker,
this is really cold.
272
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,510
A-after everything
that I've done
273
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,345
for this company
what are you gonna do?
274
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,547
You're gonna leave a
pink slip on my door too?
275
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:25,184
No, I just did that
'cause I'm scared of Pam.
276
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,487
But you've done such a great job
setting up our L.A. office
277
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,190
we were hoping
you'd stay and run it.
278
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,227
Let me get this straight,
you're-you're not laying me off.
279
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,029
Hmm, not if I can help it.
280
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:40,266
How does "Senior Vice President"
sound to you?
281
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,436
Like music to my ears!
282
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,072
Oh, Mr. Whitaker, this is
like a dream come true!
283
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,107
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
284
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,276
Senior Vice President
285
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,178
Oh, Mr..
Oh, hold it.
286
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,946
Wait a minute, rewind.
287
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,281
Umm..
288
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:59,351
Di-did, you say,
"Stay here in L.A."?
289
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,953
That's right.
290
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,122
But-but I live in Detroit.
291
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,457
Then you'd have to move.
292
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,193
Otherwise you'd have
one hell of a commute.
293
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,428
No, Mr. Whitaker,
you don't understand
294
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,964
my whole life
is in Detroit.
295
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,632
No, I-I understand.
296
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,268
You'll probably wanna
talk it over with Marvin.
297
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,105
That's "Martin."
298
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,806
Oh, whatever. Whatever.
299
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,808
Uh, look, when you and Marlin
get through
300
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,110
talking this thing over
301
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,878
get back with me
as soon as you can.
302
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:26,979
I will.
303
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,382
Mr. Whitaker,
thank you so much.
304
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,052
- Alright.
- Thank you. Thank you.
305
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,920
Thanks.
306
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,089
Martin, Martin, baby.
307
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,824
Oh.
308
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,826
Yo, G, is everything cool?
309
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,096
I just saw Mr. Whitaker
leaving here.
310
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,832
He threw you under the bus,
didn't he?
311
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,002
Did he close the Detroit office?
312
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:55,174
See, that-that no good,
bald headed, grey beard..
313
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,243
- Son of a--
- Pam!
314
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,813
What? What?
Did I leave something out?
315
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,515
No, Pam.
316
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:07,520
Mr. Whitaker promoted me
to Senior Vice President.
317
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,855
- What? Yes!
- Yes!
318
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,090
That's wonderful.
319
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,425
Oh, there's just
one catch though, Pam.
320
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,860
What's that?
321
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,463
He wants me
to move to L.A.
322
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,198
- Ooh.
- Ugh, God, Pam.
323
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,201
What am I gonna do if
Martin doesn't wanna move?
324
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,376
I can't believe this, Pam.
325
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,510
I get offered the job
of a lifetime.
326
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,512
- I can't even take it.
- What?
327
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,214
Wait a minute. What do
you mean you can't take it?
328
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,050
Girl, you better go for
yours, what's stopping you?
329
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,819
How can I take
a job in L.A.
330
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,288
when my husband
lives in Detroit?
331
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,491
Like I said,
"What's stopping you?"
332
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,526
- Pam.
- Alright, alright.
333
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,829
But Gina, there's gotta be
a way that we can squash
334
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,398
this East coast,
West coast thing.
335
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,867
If Martin doesn't go for it.
336
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,336
Peace.
337
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,072
Shut up, Pam.
338
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,241
Look, I-I just gotta
convince him that
339
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,243
moving to L.A. is the best
thing for both of us.
340
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,145
- That's what I have to do--
- Ai-ta-ta-ta.
341
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,746
You might wanna
do that in person.
342
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,349
Girl, this might be the
hardest sell of your life.
343
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,485
Yeah, you're right.
344
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,154
Hey, how about this?
I'm flying back today.
345
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,323
Why don't you
just come with me?
346
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,091
- That's a great idea.
- 'See?'
347
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,259
I'll start making arrangements.
348
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,094
See, and while
you're doing it
349
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,596
you might wanna pick up a little
somethin'-somethin'
350
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,231
from Trictoria's secrets.
351
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,067
Yeah, so that when you're in the
height of passion with Martin
352
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,902
all you gotta do
is scream out
353
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,504
"We're moving to L.A.!"
354
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,207
At that point he'll say
yes to anything.
355
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,342
Pam.
356
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,344
That'll never work.
357
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,945
Oh, it does for me.
358
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,947
And besides, the best
part about it is
359
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,183
you don't have to talk
about it afterwards.
360
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,385
'Cause little
man'll be asleep.
361
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,553
And all he'll be hearing..
362
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,958
Out. Knocked out.
363
00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,065
Okay, Martin, look, when
the Network Execs get here
364
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,268
let me act as your manager
and because we're boys
365
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,936
I'll just charge you
one percent.
366
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,304
- Cool.
- Alright.
367
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,072
Oh, okay, okay,
now remember, man.
368
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,608
Let me do all the talking, if
they sense that you're too eager
369
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,976
they'll walk
all over you.
370
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,279
Sure, Tommy for
National show they could
371
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,647
they could run, jump..
372
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,383
Hell, they could even
stomp on me, man.
373
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,753
Gentlemen.
How are you? Come on in.
374
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:21,887
Nice to meet you.
Tommy Strawn.
375
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,722
Martin Payne,
it is a pleasure
376
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,291
to meet you in person.
377
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,095
Hey, fellas, hi.
Won't you have a seat?
378
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,131
- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thank you.
379
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,300
We are big fans
of your show.
380
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,502
Huge fans.
381
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,338
When we saw your tape, we knew
that you had the right kind of..
382
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,141
...raw energy we want
for our new talk show.
383
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,009
Well, uh, you know how I do.
384
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,277
Yeah.
385
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,679
Well, look
I'm Martin's manager.
386
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,181
I'm Tommy Strawn of
"Thomas Strawn and associates."
387
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,849
Well, we are gonna make your
client the hottest thing
388
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,251
on late night since Arsenio.
389
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,953
Maybe you will,
maybe you won't
390
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,654
you gonna have
to show us the money.
391
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,523
Okay.
392
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,925
Well, how does, uh..
393
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,327
...this figure..
394
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,761
...grab you?
395
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,804
Damn, you're almost
as funny as Martin.
396
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,639
Where's your real offer?
397
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,307
- Are you out of your mind?
- What?
398
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,809
- Donald Chunk.
- Okay, okay, come on now.
399
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,377
You gonna have to
trust me, brother.
400
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,346
I know what
I'm doing, okay?
401
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,948
Ah, listen, uh,
let me be honest.
402
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:26,485
We're prepared to make
Martin a very sweet offer.
403
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,120
With complete creative control
404
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,824
and a state of the art studio,
right here in Detroit.
405
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,293
Hey, I feel that, man.
Where do I sign?
406
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,894
Mm, hold,
hold, hold on.
407
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,696
What about the perks?
408
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,231
- Perks?
- Mm-hmm.
409
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,900
My client has to get
to work everyday.
410
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,569
I can drive, Tommy.
411
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,337
He wants limo.
412
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,740
Alright.
413
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,508
Alright?
414
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,577
Is it like that bad?
415
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,712
Man, where do I sign, man?
416
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,681
Hold on, hold on,
we're not quite done yet.
417
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,083
Uh, we also would like to have..
418
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,552
...a masseuse,
two personal assistants
419
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,056
a hefty signing bonus,
and a marching band.
420
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,192
A marching band?
421
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,195
Somebody gotta welcome
the brother to work everyday.
422
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,831
Now, that's it, these
demands are outrageous.
423
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,166
That's fine.
424
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,601
Then we'll walk.
425
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,069
Right, Martin?
426
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:22,241
Yo, I ain't never met
this man before in my life.
427
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,076
As a matter of fact.
428
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,611
- Step.
- But it's me Tommy.
429
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,279
Go on.
Get..
430
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,114
Go..
431
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,949
How humiliating.
432
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,851
Changed already!
433
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,122
Listen, y'all, look,
I don't need all that stuff.
434
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,358
All I need to know
is where do I sign?
435
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,893
Now you're talking.
436
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:45,898
Look, I won't let you all down,
the show is gonna be the bomb.
437
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,901
In other words,
it's gonna be just great!
438
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,573
We think so too.
We think so too.
439
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,308
Now, listen, I know, it's short
notice but we'd like you
440
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,377
to fly out to the coast tomorrow
to meet with our sponsors.
441
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,778
Think you can
swing that?
442
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,480
Sure, if you're paying
for the ticket, yeah.
443
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,651
Our private jet
will pick you up.
444
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,718
What do you say?
445
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,987
Well, I-I just say
446
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,956
"Wo-wo-wo-wo."
447
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,391
"Wo-wo-wo-wo."
448
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,759
"Wo-wo."
449
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,597
I mean, you need a big bag.
You a big man.
450
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,800
Hey, hey, so what'd she say when
you told her about the show?
451
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,136
Well, I wanna
tell her in person.
452
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,904
- Oh, snap, you know what?
- 'What?'
453
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,507
I forgot my shades. You know a
brother gotta look cool in L.A.
454
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,342
Okay, you know, what,
we're gonna take these bags
455
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,244
down to the garage and we'll
meet you down there.
456
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,446
- Cool. Yeah.
- Cool. Alright.
457
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,748
Move, stupid.
458
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,484
'Oh, my God!'
459
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:39,685
'Martin, is that you?'
460
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,687
'I need your help.'
461
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,755
'My wig's on fire!'
462
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,624
'My wig's on fire.'
463
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,461
Damn, Sheneneh, look
like knap draft up in there.
464
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,198
No.
No, Sheneneh.
465
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,602
'You gotta drop and roll.'
466
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,708
Baby, we're moving to L.A.
467
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,710
Martin, we're moving..
468
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,878
Martin?
469
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,313
Baby, I'm home, you here?
470
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,050
Good.
Good-good-good.
471
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,319
I could set everything up.
472
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,487
Alright.
473
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,189
Okay.
474
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,359
Da-da-da-da..
475
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,627
Right.
476
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,003
Can't go nowhere
without my shades.
477
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,671
Yeah.
478
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,541
That's funny.
479
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,379
Ready to ride.
480
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,485
Ta-ta-da-ta.
481
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,321
Martin, is that you?
482
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,323
Oh.
483
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,394
Ugh.
484
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,934
Damn, that jet lag
ain't no joke.
485
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,446
Hello.
486
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,782
Hey, what's up, man?
487
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,751
Yeah, yeah, I'm heading down
to the limo right now.
488
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,888
What?
489
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,090
Are you sure?
490
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,227
Well, look, we can talk about
all that when I get there.
491
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,463
Alright.
492
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,131
Well, hey, thanks.
493
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,735
Come on, will you stop
stepping on my heels?
494
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,071
- Well, walk faster.
- Stop it, Cole.
495
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,039
Hey man, what's
taking you so long?
496
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,943
Uh, I had to help Sheneneh
put her hair out.
497
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:49,548
And, uh, then I got a call
from the Network Execs.
498
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,117
Yeah?
Everything alright?
499
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,886
There's been a change.
500
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,089
Wait-wait-wait, they're still
gonna do the show, right?
501
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:59,291
Oh, no-no doubt.
You know what, I mean?
502
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,727
No doubt, they're
gonna do the show.
503
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,296
But in order for me
to do the show..
504
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,300
...I probably gotta move to L.A.
505
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:13,772
Y-you, really
gonna move to L.A.?
506
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,843
I got no choice, man.
507
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,178
Oh, my damn.
508
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:37,029
You know what, Martin,
I'm happy for you, buddy.
509
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,630
You always want
to do this man.
510
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,998
That's right. That's right.
Well, you know that fr..
511
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,334
Excuse me.
512
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,305
I'm happy for you, dawg.
You always wanted do this.
513
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,540
Well, hey, thank you, Tommy.
You know, hey.
514
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,208
They're flying in from L.A.
515
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,110
Uh, they wanna meet
with me tomorrow.
516
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:53,512
This is what they're telling me.
517
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,348
And, they-they..
518
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,550
I'm so happy
'cause they said it.
519
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,053
Well, they're
flying in tomorrow.
520
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,389
- We can wait, you know?
- I've got it.
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