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Come on. Come on,
Gina, you can do it.
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Come on.
Come on, Gina!
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Come on!
Come on!
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Come on!
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Yes! Alright!
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Whoo!
Yeah, t-that's a workout.
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- That's a workout.
- That's a workout.
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How'd I-how'd I do, Pam?
How'd I do?
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Well, if you do one more,
that would make two.
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- Stay down. Gina, no, wait--
- No.
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- Get off, get off.
- You can't do this.
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- 'You got to do this set.'
- No.
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Car's all done now, ladies.
Car's all done.
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So, so that was
really fast, Elroy.
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Yeah.
Well, I work fast, ma'am--
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D-did you find out
what's wrong with my car?
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Well, ma'am, uh,
y-y-your gaskets were leaking.
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Your front-end alignment
was outta alignment.
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And, uh, uh,
your turbo blew up, ma'am
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is what, from what I
discovered looking at it.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, Elroy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't have a turbo.
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Well, you do now, ma'am.
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All that, all that
turbo you got there
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some whip there,
ma'am, real quick.
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Ooh, you got turbo now. Ooh!
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Elroy, that was pretty fast.
How'd you do that in 20 minutes?
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Well, I like to
work fast, ma'am.
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I don't believe in really
holding up people's property.
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I like to get 'em in,
and get 'em out of there.
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You know?
But, uh, but I guess..
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I guess, ma'am, if you
really wanna know the truth
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I guess Gladys Knight and
the Pips once said it best.
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- No, no, that's alright.
- Please don't--
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Why did you ask him?
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Thank you, Elroy.
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Help me out, background.
Sing!
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Background, sing!
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Elroy, this is not
"Star Search."
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- Thank you!
- Just give me my keys!
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- Please!
- Do the people want a song?
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No, the people..
No. Come on, please--
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Okay, okay.
Well, ma'am, I..
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If you and your
little friend here
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don't wanna back me up, ma'am
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that's gonna cost you
$7,000, ma'am.
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- What?
- $7,000, ma'am.
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Are you gonna back me up or not?
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- Ma'am, back me up.
- I'm not backing him up!
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- Do the people want a song?
- You gotta get your keys.
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I said, do the people
want the song?
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- Yes. Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Alright.
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- Wonderful, wonderful.
- Do the people like the song?
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- Do the people like the song?
- Yes, the people like the song.
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Do the people like the song?
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Gina, how much longer
do you have to be in LA?
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Hmm, girl, two more weeks.
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Girl, you should come
and hang out with me
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get a tan like me.
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- Lay up. Mm!
- A tan?
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Well, what kind of sun blocker
are you using? A blanket?
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Shut up, Pam.
I got a tan.
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Where? I mean,
I just don't see it.
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Whatever, girl, whatever!
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Anyway, you should see
how I set up
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that new LA office, girl.
It's the bomb.
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Gina, I'm so proud of you, girl.
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Uh-oh.
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That's Martin, he's taking me
to the airport, girl.
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How many phone books
did he have to sit on
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to reach the steering wheel?
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Well, it's just a little
jokey-joke for the road.
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- That wasn't funny.
- It was. It was hilarious.
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Anyway, I'm really sorry I can't
make your birthday dinner
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but I guess I'm gonna have
to give you your present now.
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- Give my gift. Give my gift.
- Wait a minute.
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- Give my gift.
- Here.
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- Give me, give me.
- You're gonna love it.
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A half-eaten French fry.
What the hell is up with that?
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Hold on,
let me explain, scenario.
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LA, I was at Hoochie Burger
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when I smack dab into Denzel
gettin' his grub on.
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Denzel, who? I know you
not talking about my Denzel.
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Yes, girl, yes!
I swoop-jacked it mid-bite.
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- I was here.
- He was there?
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Pauletta was following me
with the kids.
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- They were running after me.
- Yeah, yup.
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Gina, I knew I recognized
those bite marks.
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Oh, Gina, thank you so much.
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You know, I'mma have it bronzed
and I'mma wear around my neck.
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- I cannot wait.
- Okay!
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- Yeah, baby.
- 'Hurry up, Gina.'
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- 'You got a plane to catch.'
- Alright, I'll be right there.
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Girl, I gotta go.
You know he don't like to rush.
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Oh, come on, don't let
Marty Mouse rush you.
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- Shut up.
- 'I heard that, Yosemite Pam.'
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You shouldn't
mess with him, Pam.
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You know what?
You know what?
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He's gotta grow.
He's gotta grow.
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You know what?
That's never gonna happen.
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My baby, I know
you was thinking about me.
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Here, lay right there.
Mommy will be right back.
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- Surprise! Surprise!
- Surprise!
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Hey! Oh, uh,
what is all of this?
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- Oh, happy birthday, Pam.
- Happy birthday.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Happy birthday, Pam.
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Thanks, Cole.
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Happy birthday, Pam.
Happy birthday, Pam.
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- Oh, get him off of me.
- Stop it.
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I got older, not desperate.
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One day when you are old,
and desperate
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you're gonna wish you had
somebody warm and thick
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like me to hold on to.
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Well, when the time comes,
I'll call Alfonso Ribeiro.
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Let me see what you got.
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Hey!
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You got me a computer!
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I can't believe
you spent all this m..
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Hold up, hold up.
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What I gotta do for that?
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Now that you bring that up,
girl, I've always wanted--
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Shut up.
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Okay, okay, j-just look
at this as a happy birthday
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slash don't expect anything
for Christmas gift, alright?
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This is so nice.
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Oh, you know what? I got
a great deal on it from my job.
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You gonna ruin it?
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- What?
- You just ruined it.
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It's hot!
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Tommy, everybody knows
you ain't got no job.
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No, Pam, it's not hot. Look,
where you want me to set it up?
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Just set it on the table
over there.
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- Don't drop it.
- Alright, alright.
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Mm!
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Anybody want this?
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Stop playin', boy!
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This is Denzel's French fry.
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Come on, baby, I'mma put you
in the bed where you belong
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right next to my bed.
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What-what-what's going on?
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I don't know,
but I'll tell you what
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if she talked to me
like that, she can put
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that French fry down.
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- Hey.
- Good afternoon.
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My name is Detective Johnson.
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And this is my partner,
Detective Hippy.
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Um, hey, hey, look here.
I don't..
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I don't know nothing
about no stolen computers, man.
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Alright? Alright.
He-he did it.
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- What?
- He. Yeah, him, him!
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This one without
the job did it. Okay?
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Hell, I don't even know him.
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Hell, I don't even know
where I am right now.
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Shut up, alright?
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Um, look, look, officers.
How can I help you?
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We're looking
for a Ms. Pamela James.
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Oh, oh, no, no, officer. Un-uh.
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Uh, Pamela James isn't here.
She's out on the fire escape.
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I said, she's out
on the fire escape!
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Pamela, don't!
Don't come in here!
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- The cops is coming to get you.
- Why you do that, man--
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What is all this yelling about?
What is wrong with him?
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- Hey, girl.
- Hello.
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My name is Detective Johnson.
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- And you are?
- Ooh..
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Whoever you want me to be.
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Um, um, this is Pamela James.
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- Ms. James.
- No, no, no, no.
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Please, please, call me Pam.
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Pam, we had a tip
on a perp in the vicinity
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and we need to
commandeer your domicile
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to surveil said perp.
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We wanna use your crib
for a stake-out.
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Oh!
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- Oh, okay, stake-out.
- Oh, okay.
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We got a tip that
Dynamite Willie's hiding out
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across the street.
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He's considered
armed and dangerous.
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Oh. So, um, Detective Johnson.
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Please call me Carl.
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Carl, um, how long do you think
all of this will take?
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Well, it could take anywhere
from a few hours
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to a few months.
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Well, as far as I'm concerned
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we can make it last forever.
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Will you stop?
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Ooh!
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You know how to work all this
equipment and sing, too?
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Sound like he beggin' to me.
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My mama once told me
a long time ago
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she said,
"Son, anything worth having
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is worth beggin' for."
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And when it comes
to beggin', baby
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nobody does it better than me.
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Man, please!
Pam, will you let this boy
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go ahead and do
what he gotta do
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so he can get
the hell on out of here?
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You know, t-that reminds me
of the time
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we were on that 2-11
back in '87.
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Yeah, yeah,
I whipped out my .44.
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Well, I thought I was gonna
have to commit a 187.
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Luckily, I was in my K-9 unit.
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My four-legged partner
apprehended the suspect.
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- The dog caught the bad guy.
- Yeah.
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Oh!
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Hippy, go check on the coffee.
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Yeah, 10-4.
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Ooh, can I see?
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I can't see anything.
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Oh, let me show you
how to work it.
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Ooh. I can see everything now.
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- This is a big one.
- Yeah.
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Biggest one in the department.
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Oh, I've seen bigger now.
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Come on, y'all,
this is getting out of hand.
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- Hey, whoa, whoa, what?
- What's going on?
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..
- I didn't. Tommy did it.
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Get away from that.
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Well, what's that sound?
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Feedback from the tape recorder.
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Electronic devices were planted
in order to ascertain
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audio evidence of said perp.
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We bugged the joint.
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Oh!
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Well, check this out. Look.
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We got some deconfident bugs.
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Man, d-don't listen
to him. He..
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Now, y'all are gonna have to
back out. We got work to do.
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Except for you, Pam,
just stand right by me.
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Oh, well, well, look here, bruh.
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She ain't gonna be able
to stand there too long.
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See, as soon
as my buddy gets here
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we-we gonna be
going out to dinner.
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- Ouch.
- Stop it.
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Um, it is my birthday.
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Oh, uh, happy birthday.
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How old are you, uh, 21?
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Oh, sure.
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00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,469
- Oh, look, there's the perp.
- Where? Where?
242
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,573
- I don't see anyone.
- My bad.
243
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,749
- Seriously, why you--
- Don't.
244
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,351
Alright, I'm coming.
245
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,520
Ugh! What do you want?
246
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,022
I want you
to get out of my face.
247
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,259
Now, what the hell
is going on up in here.
248
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,927
Oh, these, um, detectives
249
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,263
are using my apartment
for a stake-out.
250
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,664
Stake-out?
251
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,599
- Hmm.
- Don't you mean "stank out?"
252
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,336
Now that's funny.
253
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,771
Whatever!
254
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,441
Aren't you supposed to be
in the Mini Man March?
255
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,743
And aren't you supposed
to be at "Jurassic Park?"
256
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,511
Why do you always have
to come to my house--
257
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,246
I know you're not
talking about this fine
258
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,282
Nubian princess here.
259
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,616
Nubian what?
260
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,086
Oh, I know ain't talking
about my man over here.
261
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,921
Shut up, Martin!
262
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,289
Alright, alright, Pam, look.
263
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,792
- Playin' all the time.
- Pam, happy birthday.
264
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,427
Don't say I ain't never
gave you nothing.
265
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,596
Better have got me a gift.
266
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,598
- It's a gift certificate.
- Yeah, that's right.
267
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,799
That's right.
268
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,969
For a lifetime supply
of Tic Tacs, Martin?
269
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,571
Right, right,
and you might wanna redeem
270
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,473
that as soon as possible.
271
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,808
- You're so dumb sometimes.
- Hey, I know you know.
272
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,243
Trying to be funny.
273
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,444
Hello?
274
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,413
Oh, yeah, yeah,
hold on for a minute.
275
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,249
- It's for you, Carl.
- Oh, thank you.
276
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,885
No problem.
Any time.
277
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,654
Johnson here.
278
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,723
Yes, sir.
279
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,559
We're on our way.
Yo, Hip, we gotta go.
280
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:41,994
We got a hostage situation
downtown.
281
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,496
Dynamite Willie
will just have to wait.
282
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,930
- Let's go.
- Alright.
283
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,467
Well, bye, Carl.
284
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,303
Dynamite Willie?
That's who they looking for?
285
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,440
- Yep. So what?
- What you mean, so what?
286
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,676
Man, there's a $100,000 reward
for his arrest.
287
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,079
A 100 grand?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out.
288
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,847
That's right, man.
Don't y'all..
289
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,649
Don't y'all watch
"America's Most Wanted," man?
290
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:07,253
If we catch Dynamite Willie,
we're gonna get broke off!
291
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,155
Now, hold up, hold up.
292
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,524
Broke off nothing.
What about my birthday dinner?
293
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,359
Now, now, see, I'm confused.
294
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,528
Alright, now, now, now,
do you celebrate the day
295
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,097
the egg was laid
or the day it was hatched?
296
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,698
- That's all. I mean..
- Shut up, Martin.
297
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,801
You're so stupid.
I'll just take myself to dinner.
298
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,803
Y'all sit here and listen
to Martin if y'all want to.
299
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,104
Well, good,
that's one less brother
300
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,373
we got to split
the reward money with.
301
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,508
Cole, come over here and
check out the telescope, man.
302
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:30,709
- Okay.
- Alright.
303
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,712
Here, watch that.
Keep an eye on him.
304
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,514
Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole,
look what you did!
305
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:38,284
- Man, will you fix it? Stupid.
- Alright, I'm sorry.
306
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,186
Just..
307
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,222
Yo, yo, I got something.
Yo, I got something.
308
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,657
Man, what?
Cole, what you got?
309
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:47,226
- What?
- The-the lights just came on.
310
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,961
Where, Cole? In your head?
311
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,230
No, no, in the apartment
across the street.
312
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,731
Somebody just came in.
Look, look, look.
313
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,533
- Let me see that.
- I don't see it, man.
314
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,003
Oh, shoot.
315
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,206
Y'all know what this mean?
316
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,575
We about to be broke off.
317
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:04,743
I say..
318
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,418
Have you seen anybody yet?
319
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,419
No, not yet.
320
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,687
- Cole.
- Yeah.
321
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,155
Come over here and look
through the telescope.
322
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,324
When you see Dynamite Willie,
holler, okay?
323
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,426
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Martin, I w-I was thinking, man
324
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,328
you know,
this is Pam's apartment.
325
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,430
I think we should cut her
in on the money.
326
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,565
Well, Tommy, since
you're such an animal lover
327
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,901
you can give her
a cut of your $50.
328
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,269
$50?
329
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,172
Yes, Tommy.
Look, man, it was my idea.
330
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,040
I'm the brains
behind the operation, man.
331
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,443
Come on, Martin,
you know that's not fair.
332
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,112
Neither is being
a black man in America
333
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,680
but you gotta move on.
334
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,616
- You know what--
- Yo, yo, y'all.
335
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,951
Yo, I see somebody.
336
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,054
- I see somebody. Come here.
- Where? Where?
337
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,023
Yo, yo, he's right,
I'm calling the cops.
338
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,025
Oh, yeah.
339
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,293
Yeah, that's him alright.
340
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,196
- Hello.
- Martin.
341
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,731
What are you still
doing at Pam's?
342
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,566
- I thought you'd be--
- Gina, not now, baby.
343
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,967
Look, I gotta call the cops.
344
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,136
Cops?
Martin, what'd you do this time?
345
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,039
Gina, I didn't do nothing, baby.
It's not about me.
346
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,975
It's about Pam
and Dynamite Willie.
347
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,044
Alright, I'm confused,
who's Dynamite Willie?
348
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,979
He's a criminal, Gina.
349
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,981
See, I told Pam about
messing with those roughnecks
350
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,616
when she gonna start
listening to me.
351
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,418
Well, try speaking
goat next time.
352
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,587
Look, I got to go, baby.
Alright.
353
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,057
Hey, hello. One time.
354
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,725
Yeah, yeah, look.
We got Dynamite Willie.
355
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,128
Get over here
as-as quick as possible.
356
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,797
What'd you mean, you gotta
make a quick pick up first, man?
357
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,832
We got donuts here, man.
358
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,834
Hey. Hey.
Tell him don't forget the loo.
359
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,269
Uh, don't forget the loo.
360
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,271
Yeah, yeah,
I gotta go, alright, okay.
361
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:44,143
Alright. Alright, alright,
what's he doing now, Cole?
362
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,245
Alright, n-now he's..
363
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,947
He's going into the kitchen.
364
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,915
Right. He's opening
the refrigerator.
365
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,818
Taking out some whipped cream
and he's headed to the bedroom.
366
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,356
Uh-oh. You know what, Martin?
I heard, I heard that, um
367
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,259
that Dynamite Willie
has robbed over 30 banks, man.
368
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,927
You see..
You see, that's the problem
369
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,630
with people today, man.
Keeping their money in banks.
370
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,865
I spend all my money.
371
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,701
That way my mind is free.
372
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,138
Hey, somebody else
just came into the apartment.
373
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,207
Oh, it must be the accomplice.
374
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,475
That's a woman.
375
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,011
And she..
She looks like Ms. Geri.
376
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,480
Ms. Geri?
377
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,350
Oh, snap.
378
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,018
That is Ms. Geri.
379
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,187
What the hell is she doing, man?
380
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,189
She's..
381
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,992
She's taking her
clothes off right now.
382
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,128
Yeah, yeah, now, ooh, ooh
383
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,396
they didn't cheap out.
384
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,165
- Right. Right.
- Oh, yeah.
385
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,167
I'mma, I'mma be sick.
386
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,473
Martin. Martin,
c-come on, man.
387
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,075
You act like you've never seen
a naked body before.
388
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,343
Tommy.
389
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,246
What I saw clinging
to Ms. Geri bones
390
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,848
can't be considered a body.
391
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,650
It was more like a slinky
with skin on it.
392
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,254
Well..
393
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,589
You don't have to worry
about that now.
394
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,090
She's gone, Martin.
395
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,030
Hey, Cole,
what's he doing now?
396
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,898
Okay, now he's..
397
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,435
- What?
- He pointing at us.
398
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,037
- What?
- Yeah.
399
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,405
Let me see that, Cole.
400
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,909
- He ain't pointing at us, fool.
- What he doing?
401
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,844
He's giving us the finger, man.
402
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,380
Now he's walking out
the front door.
403
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,083
Okay. Okay, we.. I-I bet
he's on his way over here.
404
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,351
I'm out. I'll see y'all later.
405
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,552
Hey, hey, Tommy, hold up, man.
406
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:34,953
The cops
will be here in a minute.
407
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,623
You said that a half hour ago.
408
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,292
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Martin, you're right, man.
409
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,960
I don't believe I was trippin'.
410
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,096
How will he know
what apartment we in?
411
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,865
That's him.
412
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,135
- We're gonna die.
- Cole, shut up!
413
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,471
Tommy, Tommy, cut the
lights off. We're gonna jump.
414
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,039
We'll jump. Go over there.
415
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,043
- Why is this..
- Alright, I got him.
416
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,545
Turn the lights on.
I got him. I got him.
417
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:01,547
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
418
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,716
Don't hit him.
It's-it's Pam.
419
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,819
That ain't no damn Pam.
That's the Boogeyman.
420
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,154
Well, just get him
the hell outta here.
421
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,823
Pam, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
422
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,891
We thought that
you were Dynamite Willie.
423
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,993
Tommy, do I look like
a man to you?
424
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,128
Yup.
425
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,165
Boy, oh, boy.
426
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,967
Glad that's over.
427
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,170
We're gonna die!
428
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,575
- Pam, hand me that blanket.
- Martin, you know what?
429
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,944
You make me sick.
All this is your fault.
430
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,479
Look, look, y'all chill, okay?
431
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,848
Uh, um, when he comes in,
we're gonna jump him.
432
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,950
Alright, Pam,
you just lockjaw him, okay.
433
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,286
You guys better be quiet.
Let's go.
434
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,821
- Here he comes.
- Here we go.
435
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,597
Who the hell do you think
you're messing with?
436
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,534
What's going on here?
437
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,541
What's going on here?
438
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,042
What'd you think's
going on here, man?
439
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,377
- We caught Dynamite Willie.
- Yeah.
440
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,046
- Now show me the money.
- That's impossible.
441
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,716
We picked Dynamite Willie
up 20 minutes ago.
442
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,651
Then wh-who this?
443
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,356
I saw you Peeping Toms.
444
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,690
You were peeking
in my apartment
445
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,059
when I was trying
to get my freak on.
446
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,461
Hold on, Mr. Old Man.
447
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,196
Ain't no, ain't nobody
no Peeping Tom, man.
448
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,832
And what I saw
down there blinded me.
449
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,668
Oh, you clowns aren't even
looking in the right apartment.
450
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,236
Somebody moved the telescope.
451
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,805
Go figure.
452
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,175
M-my bad.
453
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,244
It's about to be my bad.
454
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,914
I'm gonna beat the tarnation
out of all of you.
455
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,584
- Oh, Lord, he got a gun. Run!
- Run!
456
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,820
Don't you run from this
old-fashioned ass whooping.
457
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,926
Alright, alright,
go get it.
458
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,427
Boom. Boom.
Right here. See.
459
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,162
See, Tommy,
I knew I left 'em here, man.
460
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,231
Yo, I'd have been straight up
locked out of the house.
461
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,901
W-wait, since when you need a
key to open up a cardboard box?
462
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,173
Very funny.
463
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,708
Speaking of keys,
what you still doing
464
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,910
with the keys to
Pam's apartment, huh?
465
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,845
- These..
- Well, these..
466
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,948
Oh, well, alright..
467
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,182
Alright, I'mma
tell you, Cole.
468
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,517
I never return 'em from..
469
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,252
you know back when
we were kickin' it.
470
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,955
You the man.
471
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,590
Okay, look, look,
how was it, how was--
472
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,857
Shut up, man,
you got the keys.
473
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,793
- Let's get out of here.
- Alright.
474
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,127
Oh, yeah, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
475
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,729
- Somebody hit me up.
- Okay, hurry up, Cole.
476
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,097
- We gotta leave, man.
- Alright.
477
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,232
I'm gonna return
this real quick.
478
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,733
- Hold on, man.
- 'Alright.'
479
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,607
Yo, what up?
Somebody page Cole.
480
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,210
Hey, hey, what's up, girl?
481
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,912
Yeah, yeah, you know
I was checking you out.
482
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,113
You know that.
483
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,482
Huh? Say what?
484
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,484
Oh, you want..
You want me to come over?
485
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,053
Right now?
486
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,888
Alright, no diggity.
Let me-let me ditch my partner.
487
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,156
I'll be right there.
488
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,560
Sure enough. Alright.
489
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,963
Ooh, so, it's like that, huh?
Got that booty call.
490
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,466
About to roll on over
to Shaunice's crib, yeah?
491
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,501
Oh, n-no. This ain't got nothing
to do with Shaunice, man.
492
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,270
- I'll catch you tomorrow.
- Oh, wait, wait. Cole? Cole?
493
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,972
If that wasn't Shaunice,
then who was it?
494
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,076
M-ms. Geri.
495
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,181
Not Ms. Geri Ms. Geri.
496
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,783
You better believe it.
497
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,461
Ugh! What are you doing here?
498
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,529
I want you to get
out of my face.
499
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:38,630
That's what I'm doing here
500
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,098
to tell you
to get out of my face.
501
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,501
- 'Get it--'
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
502
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,703
I was gonna wing it anyway.
503
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,271
What's he d-doin' now, Cole?
504
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,640
It's a woman,
and she look like sh..
505
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,849
Oh, snap, man,
that is Ms. Geri..
506
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,522
One fast look at that one?
Hold on.
507
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:11,563
Ready?
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