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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:03,737 So what you wanna talk about, Nip? 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,073 Oh, man, I'm loosing customers to the Sugar Shack. 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,042 Yeah, what you gonna do about it? 4 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:12,579 Plan a new menu, put in some new games, upgrade the restaurant. 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,749 Yeah, yeah. True that! True that! You know what I mean. 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,350 Upgrade the restaurants, man. 7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,020 Put a fan up in there. A ceiling fan. 8 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,254 Stick up or somethin' up.. 9 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,756 - Exactly. You see what? - Right. 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,859 That's why I called you down here, man. I need your help. 11 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,061 Alright, well, you my road dawg. Anything, wassup? 12 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:31,898 Well, uh, I need five grand. 13 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:35,201 Okay, well, uh, good luck getting it! 14 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,370 Come on, man. I thought you was my road dawg. 15 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,173 Look, I am your road dawg, but that's a lot of chip-snip. 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,609 - When do you need to by, man? - Yesterday. 17 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,110 They're starting work today. 18 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,914 Well, wh-wh what's in it for me? 19 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,282 What you want? 20 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,218 I'll tell you what. 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,622 I want a piece of the rock! 22 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,191 Okay? Make me a silent partner. 23 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,793 How silent we talking? 24 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,730 You won't even know I'm here. 25 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:08,268 Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup? 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,903 Okay, let me get this straight. 27 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,306 You, uh, you a silent partner. 28 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,808 So that mean, you hollering at Nipsey in sign language 29 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,810 you hear with your.. 30 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,078 No, no, Cole. 31 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:56,249 What it means, is I'mma be in the background. 32 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,985 And check it out, the first thing I'mma do 33 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:02,622 I'mma change the name from Nipsey to Marty-Mars. 34 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,025 - Wh-what you think? - I like "Nipsey's" better. 35 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,862 - Man, who aksed you, Cole? - You did. You just said to me-- 36 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,663 Man, look, where-where is Tommy, anyway? 37 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,499 I thought he was coming by with his pops. 38 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:17,137 Tommy's pops is in town? Peace! I'm out. 39 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:20,507 What? I know you ain't afraid to Tommy's father, man. 40 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,342 Well, yes I am, man, last time I seen him, man 41 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,177 he hollered at me for having my natural too long 42 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,880 and he made me pee on myself. Excuse me! 43 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,515 It ain't like that no more, Cole. 44 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,017 Things have changed, man. 45 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,219 For real? Whatever, man. 46 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,522 Chins high! 47 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,359 Eyes front! Shoulders back! Chest down! 48 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,060 Oh, man! 49 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,062 I didn't say "At ease", soldier. 50 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,665 Lock your body like I taught you! 51 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,536 Why are you shaking, Cole? 52 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,905 Are you a little girl? 53 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,407 Yes, I am. I am a little girl. 54 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,242 I mean, no sir. I am not a little girl. 55 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,745 Then suck it up! And zip it up! 56 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,149 Yes, sir. Excuse me, sir. 57 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,254 Hey-hey Tommy man. 58 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,256 You gotta tell you pops don't be coming up in here 59 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,925 hollering like that, man. 60 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,227 You gonna have to bring that down, partner. 61 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:18,064 Oh! You feel little froggy, huh? 62 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:20,833 Well, come on you little grunt. Leap! 63 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,835 Uh, Pop, pop, pop, pop. 64 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,237 Dad? 65 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,507 T-t-tell him, Tommy, he don't want none of this, alright? 66 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,009 You know, call your father off, tell him, man. 67 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:34,380 Martin! Still crazy as ever, huh? 68 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,783 Still got more guts than you got height. 69 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,454 You know, you know my pop, Martin. 70 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,957 He still got that crazy sense of humor. 71 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,959 Uh-huh? Does he now? Huh? 72 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,860 Well, he's crazy alright. 73 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,598 - Good to see you again, Martin. - How you doing? 74 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,400 Say, it's good to see you, 'cause I tell you when you, uh.. 75 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,275 Feeling! Feeling! 76 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,712 Oh, come on. Be a rock for me. 77 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,080 Hoo-yeah! 78 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:12,051 Come on, come on, come on, pop. You gonna break the man's hand. 79 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,623 What is wrong with you, man? 80 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,594 I thought all y'all would be a lot more 81 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,129 tougher than this by now. 82 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,831 I'm twice your age and still more man 83 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,633 than all of y'all put together. 84 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,837 Come on. Show me what you got! 85 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,172 Oh, here we go again. 86 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,275 Come on. Hit me! 87 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,311 Tommy, you know what? 88 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,847 It's time to, to get Rambo up outta here. 89 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,449 Okay, okay, I'll handle this. Hey pop, pop, pop. Now, look. 90 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,351 I-I know you're tired from your long 91 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,986 you know, flight from Bosdan. 92 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,688 Look, dad, you got to remember, man 93 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,291 it's peace time over here! 94 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,793 Alright, come on let's go get you in your hotel. 95 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,863 Uh, you young brothers don't know how to have any fun at all. 96 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,197 No fun. 97 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,199 - Shape up! - Okay, okay, pop. 98 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,535 Let's go, let's go. 99 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,338 Drop, gimme ten. 100 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,106 Let's go, pop. Let's go. let's go. 101 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,207 Make him gimme ten.. 102 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,677 Okay, alright. Sorry. 103 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,649 Man. Damn! 104 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,619 Martin? 105 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:23,156 Got you too, huh? 106 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:26,893 If, uh, Tommy's pops is gonna be here all week 107 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,329 I'mma have to go and get me some Huggies, man. 108 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,803 - Hey, pop. - You are late, mister! 109 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,238 You promised me you'd meet me here at 2000 hours. 110 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,674 Dad, I'm only two minutes late. 111 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:46,312 Saddam got away because we were only two minutes late. 112 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,314 Look, dad, I-I want you to meet Pam. Pam come on. 113 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,916 - This is my father. - Hey. 114 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,352 So this is the pretty young thing I've heard so much about. 115 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:54,921 Nice to meet you, Sergeant Strawn. 116 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,423 - Please come in. - Ha-ha. Stop. 117 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,093 - What the hell is all this? - Pretty good, huh? 118 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,428 It only took me 15 minutes to set up camp. 119 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:06,366 Shoot! I wish I had known that. Could've saved me some money. 120 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:09,102 And found him a spot in my backyard. 121 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,171 So Pam's your girl, huh, son? 122 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,440 - Huh? - Umm.. Well, you know, pop.. 123 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,609 I-I haven't got a chance to write you in a while. 124 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,277 - She-- - She dumped you, didn't she? 125 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,046 She dumped me. 126 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,516 - But we're still friends. - Uh-huh. 127 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,618 That's too bad. You see, if you had joined the corp 128 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,220 like I told you to, you'd know how to 129 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,021 keep a woman like that happy. 130 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,557 Can-can we have dinner? Can we go? 131 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,926 Hey, what's this funny little thing? 132 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,528 That funny little thing 133 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,964 happens to be a claymore landmine. 134 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,099 It has a killing radius of a 130 feet. 135 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,301 If I were you, I wouldn't move. 136 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,971 Well.. Ugh! 137 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,606 - Hey, you okay? - Umm.. 138 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:50,543 Uh, I think I'mma freshen up a bit before we go to dinner. 139 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,245 - What the hell is he doing? - Just relax! 140 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,980 It's all under control. 141 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,649 Dad, what the hell are you doing with a landmine in here? 142 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,719 Always expect the unexpected. 143 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,487 Look, I'll tell you what, man. 144 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,322 When we get over to Nipsey's you got to chill 145 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,324 with those embarrassing stories, okay? 146 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,826 And, man, you can't have folks line up 147 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,494 doing squat thrusting formation. 148 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,997 There's nothing wrong with being in top physical condition. 149 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,765 Oh, man. 150 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,101 Well, don't worry, I-I won't embarrass you. 151 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,335 Thank you. 152 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,072 Okay, are you gentlemen ready? 153 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,575 Lady, I was born ready. I am a marine. 154 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:26,112 Especially, ready to escort a beautiful young thing like you. 155 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,348 Did Tommy ever tell you about the time 156 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,118 I had to suck a marble out of his nose with a vacuum cleaner. 157 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,620 Thank God for Hoovers. This thing was so.. 158 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,255 Please don't tell her about.. 159 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,605 Excuse me, pardon. 160 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,541 I don't mean to be rude, I know you're with the young lady here. 161 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,677 Uh, how you doing? You seem to be all empty there. 162 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,978 Want a, want a refill? 163 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,481 Yeah, I must've be thirsty than a dog. 164 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,118 I got a...wow. 165 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,856 That'll be $5.95. 166 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,859 It's supoosed to be happy hour, man. 167 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,060 Double. 168 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,832 - Wassup, partner? Alright. - What's up? 169 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,335 Look here, man. I made a few changes. 170 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,470 Changes? What kinda change you make? 171 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,639 Well, let's just say it's gonna fatten your wallet 172 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,974 instead your gut. 173 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,977 - Well, alright! - Alright. 174 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,847 Oh, whoa, whoa, waiter. Hold on. 175 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,583 What you got there? 176 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,186 Oh, it's the Meaty Burger Supreme. 177 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,422 Well, if Diana ain't here it ain't that supreme, man. 178 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,160 - Uh.. - Uh-huh. 179 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,595 Here. Take that. 180 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,266 Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin. 181 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,167 - Yeah, wassup? Wassup? - Red alert, man. 182 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,703 Eh, big happy dude at table two, he you wants some more nuts. 183 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,772 But he only had one drink. 184 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,274 - What? - That's right. 185 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,545 Tell him to put these nuts in his mouth. 186 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,446 He'll be thirsty than a mug. 187 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,284 - So, here I was, in the bush.. - Uh-huh. 188 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,586 My entire company had been taken out. 189 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,354 I was surrounded by Charlie. 190 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,189 So I just whipped out my BAND-IT 191 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:20,026 and started slicing and dicing. 192 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,295 Pop, pop, come on, man, we are about to eat. 193 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,765 Hmm, it doesn't matter, Tommy. I think I just lost my appetite. 194 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,370 - Tommy! Ha-ha! Wassup, dawg? - Wassup, Coley-Cole! 195 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,638 Yeah, man. 196 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,477 I declare, that boy acts like he been sniffin' napalm. 197 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,713 - How you been, Tommy? - Hey, Nip. Hey! 198 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,249 Let me introduce you to my pop. He is Sergeant Hamilton Strawn. 199 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,817 Pop, this is Nipsey. He owns the place. 200 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,252 How you doing, Mr. Strawn? 201 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,987 - Nice place. - Thank you, sir. 202 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,922 But I gotta ask you something, son. 203 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,125 Have you ever done a pushup in your entire life? 204 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,497 No, no. But I ate a gang of 'em, those things are the bomb. 205 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,501 How could you say that to that man! 206 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,236 Oh, watch your mouth, Tommy. 207 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,571 You ain't but a ham sandwich away 208 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,106 from looking like that yourself. 209 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,176 I'm in good shape. Tell him, Pam. 210 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,345 Hey, don't know about him, but I did my workout. 211 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,081 You know what, I think my appetite is coming back. 212 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,515 I'm ready to get my grub on now. 213 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,251 Yeah, me too. It's chow time! 214 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,120 Who wants a rocks and beef? 215 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,624 Pop, what you doing? Would you put sea rations away? 216 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,692 This is a restaurant! 217 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,827 Yeah, I know that. 218 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,462 But I've seen the food they're serving 219 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,164 if I can't identify it, I ain't eating it. 220 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:33,666 I-I need a drink. 221 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,035 Umm, me too. Could you get me a white wine spritzer? 222 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,370 Sure, sweetie. Pop, what are you having? 223 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,871 I'll get it for you. This one's on me. 224 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,773 No, man. I said I'll take care of it. So what-- 225 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,476 Look son, I'm the senior officer here. 226 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,444 Plus, the word around the barracks is 227 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:46,712 you ain't got no job. 228 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,716 Ah, I do too have a job. 229 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,218 Give me big old bottle of whiskey 230 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,452 and a white wine spritzer. 231 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,055 I'll have a Virgin Pina Colada, please. 232 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,890 A virgin what? 233 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,059 No, you gonna have the same thing I'm drinking. 234 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,328 I'm gonna make a man out of you if it kills me. 235 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,731 - Hey! - Hi. 236 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,900 - How you doing? - Heh. I'm good. 237 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,570 You know, heaven must be missing an angel 238 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,305 because I am looking at one right now. 239 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,575 - I'm Tommy. - I'm Ladina. 240 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,645 Nice to meet you, Ladina. Can I buy you a drink? 241 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,748 Umm, I'm still working on this one. So maybe later. 242 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,684 - You promise? - We'll see. 243 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,552 - Okay, yeah. - We'll see. Ladina. 244 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,187 Oh, Ladina! 245 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,656 Boy, that was pitiful! Pitiful. 246 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,258 What? How else do you talk to 'em, pop? 247 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,527 Well, if that's the most fire power you can muster up 248 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,162 you better call for reinforcements. 249 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,663 Okay, ho-ho-hold, pop. 250 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,433 When it comes to the ladies, I don't need your advice, okay? 251 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,602 Oh, yeah? Is that why you and Pam over there 252 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,738 are still just friends? 253 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,209 Trust me, pop. I handles mine. 254 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:54,513 Not like mine. See, I'm still smooth as silk. 255 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,182 How do you think you got here? 256 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,185 Uh, uh, well, that was a long time ago, pop. 257 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,254 I mean, you try some of that smooth stuff now 258 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,356 you may hurt yourself, old man. 259 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,894 I'll tell you what, I bet you that I'll be locking lips 260 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,429 with that pretty young thing over there 261 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:11,964 before you will. Come on, bet me. 262 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,401 No, I ain't bet you, man. I'm not gonna peen over no woman. 263 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,869 - Well, Tommy. - 'Uh?' 264 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,539 I'm talking to my pops, man. 265 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,744 - Come here for me. - I'll-I'll be right back. 266 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,615 Look here, man. 267 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,985 Your pops been showing you up all your life, man. 268 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,254 You gonna let him show you up over a lady? 269 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,457 - Well, I-- - Just the ladies, man. 270 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,659 - Handle your business. - I can't do that-- 271 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,328 Tommy, go, go, go, handle your business. 272 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:46,232 - This just disrespect-- - Handle your business, man. 273 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,636 - I'll handle it. - Handle it. 274 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:51,837 Alright. 275 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:57,409 Sergeant Strawn... you're on, bro. 276 00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,513 We'll see who lockin' lips with Ladina by midnight. 277 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,448 - Bet. - Bet. 278 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,983 Handle my business. Ha-ha. 279 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,185 Wait, wait, wait.. 280 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,961 So you're stepping up? 281 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,329 Daddy's little boy is finally 282 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,632 ready to wear some long pants, huh? 283 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,035 Well...first of all daddy's little boy 284 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,304 is a grown-damn-man now. 285 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,541 Secondly...let's quit talking and do this. 286 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,609 Alright, but we can't get started yet. 287 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,445 Your friend Martin over there is calling for you. 288 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,381 Wassup, man.. 289 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,316 I don't see Ma.. 290 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,352 I should have seen this one coming. 291 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,488 Listen, I have traveled all over the world 292 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,523 and I've had a lot of good times. 293 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:48,227 But I've never seen anybody quite as lovely as you. 294 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,662 Thank you, that's very sweet. 295 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,730 So tell me, what modeling agency are you in? 296 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,234 Well, I am not a model. 297 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,236 - I am a nurse. - A nurse? 298 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,737 Well, I just might need you out there 299 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,340 with me on that dance floor in case I pull somethin'. 300 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,043 Well, I don't know, you look like 301 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,511 you're in pretty good shape to me. 302 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,915 Anyway, I'm shipping out tomorrow. 303 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,585 And I sure love to dance with a beautiful woman before I leave. 304 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,920 Oh, well I think we can work that out. 305 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,655 - Alright. - Yeah. 306 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,598 Cole, what the heck is going on around here? 307 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,266 I mean, the drinks are watered down. 308 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,901 The snacks is whack. 309 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,403 And a potato skin is just...skin. 310 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:32,538 I mean, can't a sister get a 311 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,440 baking-bit of something around here? 312 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,209 You're gonna have to ask Martin about that one, sweetheart. 313 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,111 What was he got to do with it? 314 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,284 Okay, you're gonna have to keep this on the DL now, alright? 315 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,619 Right. 316 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,121 Martin's a silent partner. Shh! 317 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,789 Well, Lucci Bewond is about to 318 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,626 put Nipsey's out of business. 319 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,961 Excuse me? Ah, Sergeant Strawn there's a phone call for you. 320 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,863 A brother by the name of Colin Powell. 321 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,398 - Colin Powell? - Yes, sir. 322 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,967 - Where's the phone, private? - This way. 323 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,302 Be right back, beautiful. 324 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,770 Make a home! 325 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,877 - Ahh, Ladina. - Yes. 326 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,479 Here's that drink I promised you. 327 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,114 - Thank you. - Yeah, have a seat. 328 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,582 - Okay. - Alright. 329 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,484 You know what, maybe we can have some.. 330 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,825 Oh, no, he did not! 331 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,328 - A pay toilet? - Oh, yes, he did. 332 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,065 Nipsey and his new tight white partner won't be gankin' me. 333 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,833 I'm going down to Sugar Shack where 334 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,936 a sister can pee for free. 335 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,007 Oh, handle your business. I can't believe Martin. 336 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,945 cheap behind, this is ridiculous. My last quarter. 337 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,185 Yoo-hoo! Exc-excuse me. 338 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,422 Miss, could you pass me some tissue paper, please? 339 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,590 Pam! 340 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,826 Pam, is that you? 341 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:04,363 Martin, what the hell are you doing in the ladies room? 342 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,965 I was gonna ask you the same thing. 343 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,133 You supposed to use to fire hydrant outside. 344 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,435 You let me on the sub.. 345 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,973 Unh-unh! I have to pay to get out too? 346 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,276 Yeah, that's right, Seattle Slew. And watch yourself. 347 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,980 'Cause I know you used to the stalls down at the stable. 348 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,115 You know what, I can't wait out to get out 349 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,717 of this cheap-ass joint. 350 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,687 Oh, yeah. Well, here you might need this. 351 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,794 I'mma get out of here, as soon as I get a call.. 352 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,830 Well, I'm serious, I can take you up 353 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,733 in a B52 Bomber and we could parachute down 354 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,900 hand in hand. 355 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,836 - Oh, that sounds like fun. - Fun? 356 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,237 No, no, no, no, sweetheart. 357 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,240 I-I-I got something that's lot more fun than that. 358 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,810 How would you like to go horseback riding on the beach? 359 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,680 - Yeah, under the moonlight? - Ooh, that sounds romantic. 360 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,149 - Yeah, it does. - It also sounds dangerous. 361 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,585 Maybe you should take me along just for protection. 362 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,553 Oh, no, no, no, no, I can protect her just fine. 363 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,056 Well, why don't we let Ladina be the judge on that, huh? 364 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,657 Come on, son, let's see what you've got. 365 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,861 Oh, it's no problem, pop. Anytime, anywhere. 366 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,083 Oh, my God! 367 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,225 - Oh! - Yeah! Yeah! 368 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,330 Who the man! Who the man! Who the man! 369 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,232 You're the man, yes. 370 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,505 Okay, pop, you check this out. 371 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,742 Pops! Pops! What happened? You okay? 372 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,010 Let me help, Tommy, I'm a nurse. 373 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,812 Oh, my God! 374 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,614 I think he having a problem breathing. 375 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,116 I know CPR, it's okay. 376 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,285 Yo, yo, Tommy, if-if your pops trying to catch a case 377 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,489 it ain't gonna happen. I cancelled the insurance. 378 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,865 That's it boy. I told you, I'd kiss that woman before you did. 379 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,466 I won it! 380 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,835 I don't believe you, pop. 381 00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,172 I don't believe that you would stoop so low just to win a bet. 382 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,341 Well, believe it, boy. 'cause I won. 383 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,546 I don't believe it. This is all just a stupid bet? 384 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,381 - Uh.. - Oh, hell no. 385 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,983 See, I was only trying to be nice to you 386 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,152 because you said that you were shipping out. 387 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,053 And the only reason I was being nice to you is because 388 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,624 Father Tom over here was wearing your tired behind out. 389 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,326 I think you both need to grow up. 390 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,228 Oh, Ladina, I'm-I'm so.. 391 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,571 Look, pop...can we just get along man, huh? 392 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,240 Why is it that we always have to compete with each other? 393 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675 Tommy, I just been trying to make 394 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,010 a man out of you, that's all. 395 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,179 Pop, let me tell you something, brother 396 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,315 I may not be the man that you want me to be 397 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,418 but I'm the man that I wanna be. 398 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,521 To me, son, you will always be that little 12-year-old boy. 399 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,759 Pop, I'm ain't 12 since my 13th birthday. 400 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,664 - Yeah. - Look.. 401 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,867 Can we call it a truce? 402 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,203 You got it. Cease fire. 403 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,104 - Alright, pop. - I love you, son. 404 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,373 I love you too, pop. 405 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,442 I love you too, man. 406 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,946 Oh, man, that's a beautiful Kodak moment. 407 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,749 Ah, who gonna take care of the tab? 408 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,618 - He is. - He is. 409 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,557 Now, that's hilarious. 410 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,860 That's a funny little jokey-joke. 411 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,762 But somebody better be digging in their pocket 412 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,130 and take care of this check. 413 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,899 - I'll get it, pop. - No. 414 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,301 - Thank you. - Thanks, pop. 415 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,203 - Sir. - Alright, Martin. 416 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,138 We'll see you little later, man. 417 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,275 Let's get out of here. You know, you're pretty strong, pops. 418 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,477 Speaking of checks, Martin. 419 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,213 You can have yours back, man. 420 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,916 - Have my check back? - 'Yeah.' 421 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,152 What, yo-you don't like the improvements I'm makin' around? 422 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,221 You might improve me right out of business. 423 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,726 Oh! Is it like that? 424 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:05,497 Trust me, Nips, your business won't be same without me. 425 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,132 Trust me! 426 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,079 Hey, everybody, Martin gone. Party time! Come on. 32189

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