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Previously on Martin..
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See that big haired girl
over there.
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- She looking like Gina?
- She does.
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Look like Gina?
That is-that is Gina.
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What you mean you can't
turn this boat around, man?
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'Cause you half misses paying me
when we dock into St. Thomas.
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- Lady, what're you doing?
- What am I doing? I'm jumping.
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- Hey, fella!
- Oh, my God.
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Hey, hey, hey she is fine man.
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Could you put some more
mama in my Bahama?
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Hold up, lady,
what're you doing?
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What's wrong Martin?
You said open my eyes.
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I said open your eyes,
not your robe.
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But didn't you say,
that I was fine looking sister?
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True that. Hey-hey true that.
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And didn't you say that I
could have any man I wanted.
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Uhh, I-I-I said any single man.
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Any single man, uh..
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Uh Lady, I-I'm married.
I love my wife.
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Oh, well if you can't be with
the one you love, honey
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you need to love
the one you're with.
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Yeah, well, I-I'mma love the one
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I'm with as soon
as I get to St. Thomas. Okay?
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I see. You're trying
to play hard to get.
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No. I'm trying hard
to get you out of my room.
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- No disrespect.
- Alright, no, no, no.
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It's okay. It's alright.
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I'll say goodbye for now.
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- Hold up.
- You changed your mind.
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No, no, I wanna make sure
the chicken hawk
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n-next door don't see you leave.
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Ex-excuse me.
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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Oh, Happy valentines day,
Mr. Payne.
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Mind your business Loaf.
I ain't like that.
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Whatever you say, Mr. Payne.
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What the hell
are you doing in my bed?
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Stop fronting girl.
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Sugar lips, heh, you know
what happened last night.
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Wanna act like you don't
know what's going on.
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Hold up! Stop.
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And rewind!
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Let me think, let me think,
let me think. Okay, wait.
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That last thing I remember
we were at the bar..
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...and we was chillin',
w-w-we were talking to Issac
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and-and-and drinking those,
those--
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Bahama Mamas. Whoo-hoo!
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Girl, girl,
let me tell you something.
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When you get all liquored up
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y-y-you really let
your true feelings out.
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Pam, I gotta tell you you are..
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Whoo, you put it
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you put it on me girl,
you...just just..
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Hey, hey, hey, you okay?
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I think I am gonna...I
think I am gonna throw up.
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I know what's the matter.
You wanna cuddle.
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You just want.. Coldy-Cole
gonna cuddle with you.
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And we gon' watch some
re-runs or somethin'.
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Cole, if you don't get off of me
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the only cuddling
you gonna do
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s having my fist right in the..
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That's it! Get out now, Cole!
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You know what Cole, you
better not tell nobody either.
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You better not tell nobody.
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It's cool baby,
I understand, shoot,
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Daddy was so good too you wanna
keep me all to yourself.
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Get out! Get out!
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- 'Hey, Pam! You decent?'
- Oh, oh, oh what.
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Cole, what're you..
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Umm, ah, ju-just a minute,
Tommy.
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That's Tommy, you gotta hide.
You gotta hide.
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- Oh, okay.
- Boy, get on outta there.
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I'll be..just a minute Tommy.
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I-'m just prep-primping
myself a little bit.
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Just get down, just get down.
Just get down!
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- Hey!
- Get down!
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Come in.
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Hey!
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Good morning, Pam.
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Good morning, Tommy.
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Why you ain't up yet?
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W-w-why you wanna know?
I-I-I just been c-chilling.
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I-I-I'm not with nobody.
I -I've been with myself.
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Okay.
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So, umm...where have you been?
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Well...Brenda and I
we're out on the date.
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And we just...talked
all night long.
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You just talked all night long?
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Yeah! Ha-ha, ha-ha.
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Oh, damn! You know what?
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Baby, y-you really need to treat
yourself to a pedicure honey.
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I-I-I've meaning to do that.
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Oh, don't don't don't be silly.
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Are you in the inside?
Give me that pretty leg girl.
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Hey, you know what,
while you at it..
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Why don't you..
you need to shave, too.
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I think you there's less hair
on a chia-pet.
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Stop!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Wait a minute.
- Huh?
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- Cole? What the hell?
- It's not what you think.
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Pam, I'm thinking you
pushing me away all this time
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so that you...can be with Cole.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Tommy, no, no..
you know what..
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This is gonna crack you up.
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See, what happened was
we were at the bar--
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Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, sweetheart
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you really, you really
don't have to explain, okay?
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Guys, I hope you two
have a nice life, alright.
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Well, thank you for the support,
homie. Thanks a lot.
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Tommy!
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Y-you know you liked it.
You know you liked it.
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H-hi! I'm Vicki,
your new cruise director.
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- Ah, what happened to Julie?
- Oh, I replaced her.
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She through her back out
doing the "Macarena."
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Hmm! Okay, well, look, ahem.
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Maybe you can help me.
I've got a problem.
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You've got a problem?
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You've got a problem!
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Why don't you try growing up
on a cruise ship?
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I missed my prom,
I never got my drivers license
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and if I even have to look
at one more buffet--
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Hey, V-Vicki, chill.
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Chill, Vicki, it's okay.
Take a breath.
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N-now, umm, my problem
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is I need somebody to marry me.
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I'll-I'll do it. Anything
to get off of this ship.
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Please.
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Y-you kinda cute though,
Vicki, but, uh
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no, I-I need a minister
to perform a weddin'.
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Oh. Well...in that case
my father can do it.
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He's a captain.
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Really?
Where-where can I find him?
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Ahh! What the..What the hell.
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What're you doing?
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Did you like those
red roses I sent you?
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Yeah, yeah, th-they was lovely
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but-but I didn't
need to see them
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naked pictures
you send them with 'em.
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You know, look, I gotta
tell you, the rubberband man
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I ain't got nothing
on you though.
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Oh, Martin I was just trying
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to show you
what you were missing.
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Oh, believe me I know
what I am missing.
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Yeah, yeah, uh, but...
you got to stop, okay?
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Alright.
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But if you change your mind..
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...which I know that you will.
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I'll be in room 439.
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Here you better
take that with you.
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Here, and take these
with you too.
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Right there.
Wait, wait a minute.
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Oh-oh-ooh!
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Hate to give that up, you know?
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye now.
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Well, speaking as a ships doctor
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I'd prescribe you some
loving and plenty of it.
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Doc, can I holler at you
for a minute?
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Darn! Five more seconds
and she would've been mine.
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Look, I got this partner
on board that has a problem.
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He's in this little situation.
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- Partner, huh?
- Yeah.
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Okay, what's your
partner's problem?
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Well, uh, he got this woman
following him around
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sweating him like a sauna.
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Sending him naked pictures, uh,
all of that.
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Flowers, all of that, doc.
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That's a problem?
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Yeah, I'm married.
I-I mean he is married.
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Are you sure your partner
didn't lead her on?
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Look, all I did was tell her
she was fine.
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How's that leading her on man?
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Look Mr. Payne,
let's cut to the chase.
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If you don't want
this woman...I do.
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Like I was saying,
I really, really
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really enjoyed last night.
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But I have to admit..
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...I was holding back.
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Look, umm, Brenda,
there was someone in my life
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that I was really interested in.
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And now looks like it's over.
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Oh, that explains it.
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I though you were a gay.
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Gay? No, I ain't gay!
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Hey, guys.
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Hell no I ain't gay!
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I'll prove it to you.
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To tell the truth,
I was kinda holding back, too.
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You see, there's
someone in my life also.
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Oh, really? Who that?
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My husband.
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- Your husband?
- Uh-oh!
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Uh-oh! What uh-oh mean?
Uh-oh what? What? What?
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He just walked in!
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Oh, my damn!
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What you doing with my wife?
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Your, uh..
See I am her beautician.
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And her hair..
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Crazy woman.
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Sending me all
these damn flowers.
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Look like a funeral hall
up in here.
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- 'Oww!'
- Oh, damn, my bad partner.
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- Who's that?
- 'It's Loafer, Mr. Payne.'
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Loafer what's up? Get in here.
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Just delivering
your daily charges, sir.
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Daily charges?
All I had was a soda.
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Oh, damn!
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Four thousand dollars for what,
Loaf?
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The flowers, the jewelry,
the clothes.
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Ohh, I'd like to personally
thank you for the Armani suit.
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I-I didn't charge
no Armani suit.
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Well, your lady friend did.
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I ain't got no lady friend man.
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Whatever you say, Mr. Payne.
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I'm telling you,
I'm not paying this bill
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'cause I ain't with this woman.
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B-but didn't I see you two
drinking at the bar?
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And did you tell the whole bar
that she was fine.
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And don't you have
naked pictures of this woman?
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Alright, man, I kept one.
One picture man.
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Mr-Mr-Mr. Payne,
isn't this the same woman
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that I saw coming out of your
state room this morning?
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Hey, I thought she was room
service man. I'm telling you.
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I'm sorry, sir. But naked
lady is not on the menu.
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Look, man,
this woman is bugging.
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She was runnin' around
sweating me, man.
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And I ain't paying this damn
bill, I'm telling y'all now.
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Oh, okay, Mr. Payne.
Take a chill pill.
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Alright, I promise you,
we'll look into it.
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Well, fine,
if y'all don't look in to it
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I'mm a toss this boat up
like the titanic.
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Talk to 'em, brother.
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Talk to 'em, sister.
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'Heads up.'
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- The hell?
- Give me back my puck!
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Ms. Geri what you doing
on this cruise?
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Because I'm old, that don't
mean I can't ride the boat.
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And watch you little butt
and shuffleboard.
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Oh, you calling me out,
Ms. Gerata?
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Huh? Well, it's on.
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Let me borrow that, honey,
let me borrow that.
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00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,923
Martin. Martin, I-I need you.
244
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,328
See what you made me do, man.
245
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,597
I'm sorry about that. Look,
have you seen the captain?
246
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:45,965
Nah, why?
247
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,434
I need him to perform
a wedding ceremony.
248
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,503
Cole, I ain't even gonna ask,
man.
249
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,904
I know!
250
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,240
He's probably in the transporter
room with Mr. Spot.
251
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,344
Will you stop stalling?
252
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,813
I've got a high roller
waiting for me in the casino.
253
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,850
You ain't gotta get no attitude,
alright?
254
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,354
Hey, Martin. Martin, come on,
man, you gotta help me.
255
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,256
Man, Tommy, it's a lil' too late
256
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,857
for you to be trying
to grow hair man.
257
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,160
Come on, man, this is serious.
Check it.
258
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,630
I' met this fine girl up
on the top of the deck, right?
259
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,998
She married!
260
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,533
Man, now, h-her great big
261
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,701
mean Joe Green looking
husband is after me.
262
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,204
Oh, oh, there he is.
263
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,440
Ooh! I'mma tell y'all like
one more person
264
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,810
interrupt my game and it's on.
265
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,645
Heh-heh.
266
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,613
And I mean that.
267
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,887
I'm looking for tall bald
brother with the glasses.
268
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,157
- Have you seen him?
- Uh, his name is Tommy Strawn.
269
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,992
He-he-he ain't got no job
270
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,995
and he made a left at the-at
the-at the smokes stack.
271
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,332
- Thanks man.
- Alright.
272
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,503
Right on.
273
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,876
Damn! You straight
sold your boy out.
274
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,645
Yeah, whatever, Ms. Geri.
275
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:10,082
I'm getting..I'm getting
a lil' dizzy, a lil' tired.
276
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,752
I'm-I'm gonna cancel the game.
Get up out of here.
277
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,654
Y'all be cool.
278
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:24,763
You mean to tell me, you gonna
just gank me out of my money?
279
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,200
Yeah, that's right.
I'd be happy doing it.
280
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,780
Whoo!
281
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,057
- What the hell lady?
- Hello!
282
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,627
Oh, honey, I hope you
didn't mind me
283
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,528
slipping that little
stuff in your drink.
284
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,965
I just wanted you to relax
for a little game.
285
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,934
What lil' game?
Lady, this ain't no game, okay?
286
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:06,071
Oh, but it is a game
and it's called "I Spy."
287
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,809
I say, "Hot" damn!
288
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,581
And that, honey,
is just a little preview.
289
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,484
- Are you ready?
- Uh, what? No, no.
290
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,785
Coo jiku jiku jiku!
291
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,955
Coo jiku jiku jiku!
292
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,291
No, lady, stop!
293
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,326
Lady, I'm tickling,
lady, know did I..
294
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,666
Ooh, I know you'd
like this game.
295
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,338
- Oh, no, shh, no!
- Come in. Come in.
296
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,612
- Cole.
- Yeah?
297
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,682
Thank...thank God it's you, man.
298
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,684
Yo-yo, you won't, uh, mind me
299
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,953
using your room
to get married in, will you?
300
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,021
Look, whatever man.
Now, listen up.
301
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,656
There's this woman, crazy woman
302
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,825
wild woman, Cole,
she in the bathroom.
303
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,294
Look, man, got me handcuffed,
I can't even get out.
304
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,296
My man!
305
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,032
Yo, I go check this out though.
306
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,667
I ain't gonna tell
Gina nothing man.
307
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,769
We boys!
Your secret is safe with me.
308
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,371
Cole, what're you doing man?
309
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,107
Ah, I got to cover
up this handcuffs
310
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,042
'cause, eh, trust me bruh
311
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,379
you don't want to be in wedding
pictures with handcuffs on.
312
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,047
Cole, if you don't get
out of this handcuff
313
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,216
- I'mma hurt you man.
- Hi, there!
314
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,218
Oh, I'm sorry, don't mind us,
we're just
315
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,153
decorating for the wedding.
Hey, Cole!
316
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,022
I was wondering,
would you prefer a large
317
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,391
disco ball or small disco ball
over the bed?
318
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:36,061
Hey, hey, hey,
get off the balls.
319
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,063
Hey, look at me out of this
handcuffs, alright.
320
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,732
I got a wild lady
in my bathroom.
321
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,801
And get 911 rescue
all of 'em down here now!
322
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,471
Man, stop bragging about
the women in the bathroom.
323
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,373
We know, you the man.
324
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,176
Hey Captain Spaulding.
glad you make it, eh.
325
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,879
Let's just get this
ceremony started folks.
326
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,148
I've got the boat
on cruise control.
327
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,552
Don't you just love wedding?
328
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:05,023
By the way, are you, uh,
involved with anyone?
329
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,426
Hey, hey can I get
little help over here, doc.
330
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,029
Oh, Mr. Payne.
Good to see you again.
331
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,598
Don't get up.
332
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,700
Don't you think it's about
time you get dressed?
333
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,502
Hey, hey, Martin! Martin!
Where is he?
334
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,038
Hey, Martin, you gotta hide m,
man. You gotta hide me!
335
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,707
Where is he?
Where is he?
336
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,909
- Damn it!
- Excuse me? Delivery!
337
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,613
Please, Hammer, don't hurt him.
338
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,783
- Don't hurt me, hammer.
- Nothing happened between us.
339
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,284
Hey, Tommy, help me man!
340
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,520
How come it always gotta be
about you, man?
341
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,456
You were ignoring me baby.
342
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,626
I only used him
to make you jealous.
343
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,361
I love you, Hammer.
344
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,632
I love you too, Brenda.
345
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,468
I love you too. I-I'll be over
here if you need me, Hammer.
346
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,304
Cole, I'm running
out of time here.
347
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,972
Hey! Here comes
the lovely bride now.
348
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,776
- Cole, I'mma kill you.
- Alright, let's get started.
349
00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:00,479
- Dearly beloved--
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
350
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,916
Ain't gonna happen, captain.
I'm not marrying this fool.
351
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,318
I hop I'm not late, the last
time I went to a black wedding
352
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,421
was in Kunta and them
jumped the broom in "Roots."
353
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,292
There ain't gonna
be a wedding Afro puff!
354
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,160
This whole mess is
your fault, Issac.
355
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,728
- My fault?
- Yes!
356
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,430
If you wouldn't have given me
all those Bahama Mamas
357
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,399
I wouldn't have ended up
in bed with Cole.
358
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,168
You slept with Cole?
359
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,238
No, no, no, no, no.
You both were dead drunk.
360
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,108
Y'all ended up in bed together
because I put you there.
361
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,612
Back it up!
362
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,782
You mean...nothing happened?
363
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,317
We didn't?
364
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,521
You idiot!
365
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,126
Does just mean we still
can't get married?
366
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,030
I'mma kill you!
I'mma kill you!
367
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,967
Looks like the wedding's
off. Let's go.
368
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,438
Well, here we go, man.
369
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,208
H-h-hey, hold on, Issac.
Wait a minute.
370
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,277
Look, man, I actually
could use a drink.
371
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,779
No, no, I-I thin I better
have a ginger ale.
372
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,381
Oh, okay.
Oh, speaking of ginger.
373
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,984
Did she ever get
off of that island?
374
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,720
Hey, hey man. Tommy
y'all come back here man!
375
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,990
Oh, damn.
376
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:19,625
I forgot about you.
377
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,960
Finally I've got you
all to myself.
378
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:25,030
Alright, you can take my body,
but you never getting my mind.
379
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,635
I leave my purse..
380
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,578
I'm telling!
I'm telling!
381
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,548
No, no!
382
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,584
It ain't like that.
Pam, she crazy, she crazy.
383
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,252
She-she bugged, alright.
384
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,488
She got me handcuffed, look!
You know what mean.
385
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,224
- Oh, baby!
- Look, it's obvious.
386
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,762
Excuse me, um..
387
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,098
...are you pushing up
on my best friend's husband?
388
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,234
What's it to you Weavy Wonder?
389
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,839
Did she say "Weavy Wonder"?
390
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,441
I just wonder.
391
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,510
- Handle your business.
- Yeah, I think ought to.
392
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,212
Oh-oh, no wait, wait
hold it, wait.
393
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:17,849
Look, I know that I am crazy but
I am not gonna get beaten up.
394
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,254
Right here.
We got her, Mr. Payne.
395
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:23,722
You were right!
396
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,725
Our investigation show
that suicidal Sara here
397
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,894
has done this on six other
cruises.
398
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,096
I'm sorry we didn't
believe you, sir.
399
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,800
- Come on!
- No! Martin!
400
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,736
Oh! Oh, Pam.
401
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,439
Pam, you know what?
402
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,809
For once, I mean,
I mean true to the heart
403
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,877
I can truly say
404
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,813
I'm happy to see you.
405
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,049
Now come on over here and gnaw
me out this cuffs, please.
406
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,556
So it's like that, eh?
407
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,224
So I guess, you, eh..
408
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,093
...must like
being all locked down, huh?
409
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,661
You know, I was just
joking with you.
410
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,895
You know, I was playin' right?
411
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,831
- You was playing?
- Yeah.
412
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,234
You better stop playing
around, now boy.
413
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,603
Come here, sugar.
414
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,672
I got a lil' jokey-joke
for you too.
415
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,107
What's that?
416
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,409
I'll see you in St. Thomas.
417
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,978
Peace!
418
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,514
'Pam, don't. Pam, not.
Come on back, Pam.'
419
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,684
- See you, honey.
- Come on, now.
420
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,820
'You can't be serious!
These cuff's hurt.'
421
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,089
'I gotta go to bathroom.'
422
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,431
You know, maybe that's right.
423
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,373
Ah, his name is Tommy Strawn,
he ain't got no job.
424
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,543
And he made a left
a-a-at the smacks tab.
425
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,823
Damn!
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