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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,472 You know what I'm saying, that's what she told me. 2 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:09,009 - Yeah, right. - That's what she told me. 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,979 Alright, now, Mr. Willie, go on ahead and hook a brother up. 4 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,416 Cole, how's he supposed to cut your hair with your hat on, man? 5 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,918 Shoot, man, Mr. Jim ain't never had no problem. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,588 He just, he just hit that part right there that's showin'. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,722 Well, you got a choice. 8 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:23,823 You can pull your hat off 9 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,058 or you wait for my brother Jimbo 10 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,526 to get back from the divorce court. 11 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,061 Alright, which way you want to do it? 12 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,033 Alright, man, shoot, I'm gonna take it off, but, look.. 13 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:35,101 You just leave the spit-ends on the top. Don't touch that. 14 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,736 - Don't touch the top. - Leave that alone. 15 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:39,539 Alright, Samuel, what kind of shine do you want today? 16 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:43,343 You want the Michael Jordan or the Isaac Hayes? 17 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:44,444 What's the difference? 18 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,447 The Michael Jordan makes you look rich. 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,282 The Isaac Hayes makes you 20 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,184 look like you used to be rich. 21 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,588 Then give me the Jordan 22 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:58,124 'cause I'm steppin' out tonight, dawg! 23 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,359 Yeah, yeah. 24 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,960 Yeah, Cole, at what club you'll steppin' out? 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,228 Yeah, yeah, we're goin' out. 26 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,864 Listen, Cole, Cole, look. 27 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,800 At what time you gonna pick me up, dawg? 28 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,302 Ooh, can't do that, man. You gonna have to come and scoot me. 29 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,905 Yeah, I had to put the pay slip down for a little R and R. 30 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,973 Uh.. 31 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,975 Cole, what the hell is R and R, man? 32 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,645 I had to relocate it before they repossessed it. 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,481 Hey, it ain't funny. 34 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,983 Alright, then, I'll be able to pick you up at30 35 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,052 but be ready, man, that place gonna be packed. 36 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,488 - Yeah, yeah. - What club you'll goin' to? 37 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,123 Oh, this is a new joint called the Sugar Shack. 38 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,224 - Cole! - Yeah. 39 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,659 - The Sugar Shack? - 'Yeah!' 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,160 Wait a minute, I don't, I know where that is. 41 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,262 That's down there, right off, uh.. 42 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:37,897 Wh-where-where's that Sugar Shack at again? 43 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,935 That's at joint skid over down on 3rd street. 44 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:44,137 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, cool. 45 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,171 Alright, so what's up? 46 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,107 Rollin' down there with y'all? 47 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,342 Well, uh, Martin, frankly 48 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,478 we didn't plan on you rollin' at all. 49 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:52,979 Yeah. 50 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,948 Okay.. 51 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,185 - Taking a lead off. - Alright, well, I'mma go. 52 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,987 I'm-I'm-I'm head on down there, so I just thought 53 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,422 whatever, I'll meet y'all out there. 54 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,357 I'll meet y'all down there. Is that cool? 55 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,030 Whatever that, man, whatever that. 56 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,699 You gonna do that, man? 57 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,538 Come on, man. You know Gina ain't lettin' you out. 58 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,176 Oh, oh, okay. It's like that. That's what you sayin'. 59 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,544 Gina ain't lettin' me out of the house. 60 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,847 Here we go again, man. I told you, Cole. 61 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,216 Don't no woman be lettin' me out, man. 62 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,652 No woman let's him out. You remember that! 63 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,155 My bad. I apologize. You know. That's all. 64 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,956 Oh, you don't believe me? 65 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,558 Look, man, I'll call Gina right now. 66 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,161 Martin. Hey, hey, hey, Martin, Martin, Martin! 67 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,196 Come on, we got a front, bro! 68 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,398 Pam already told me, Gina's out of town 69 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,200 settin' up that new office in LA. 70 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,636 - 'Ooh!' - Yeah. 71 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,638 Ooh-phew! 72 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:55,575 Alright. But even if Gina was here, I'd still be down. 73 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,911 You know what I mean? 'Cause I go where I please. 74 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,846 I just tell her, you know, what I'm doin' 75 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:00,980 and she flows with it. 76 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,248 She flows with it. 77 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,321 What's up! 78 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,953 Yeah. 79 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,055 Look out, Sugar Shack. 80 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,925 Martin man, gonna be fly tonight. 81 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:53,600 Oh, man! That's the way it is, sometimes. 82 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,135 - Hi, Martin! - Oh! Oh-oh! 83 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,471 Miss Waters. 84 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,573 Hi, how you doin'? What you doin' here? 85 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,476 Oh, I came to visit you and Gina. 86 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,312 Oh, well, Miss Waters, Gina's not here right now. 87 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,580 She's away on business. 88 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,748 But I'll tell her you said, "Hey!" 89 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,050 Oh, I know that, silly. 90 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,819 I saw Gina before she left 91 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,055 and she made a great suggestion. 92 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,958 Hmm, and what suggestion was that? 93 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,394 Well, you know that 94 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,997 you're my favorite son-in-law. 95 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,131 Right? 96 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,100 Well, Ms. Waters, I'm the only son-in-law. 97 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,270 But, Marty, I don't feel like 98 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,171 we really know each other. 99 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,342 So, we're going to spend the whole weekend together. 100 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,678 The whole weekend? 101 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,848 Yeah, won't that be exciting? 102 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,785 Ah, yeah, Ms. Waters, that'd be exciting. 103 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:46,953 I'm delighted by that. 104 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,789 - Oh, good! - You know what I mean? 105 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,090 Yeah, yeah. 106 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:52,525 Hangin' out with Ms. Waters. 107 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,867 Dominos! I win! 108 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,302 Come on, let's go again. 109 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:04,370 Nah, nah, Miss Waters, I don't play no more. 110 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,540 You done beat me 15 times or what.. 111 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,543 Okay, then, let's play Monopoly. 112 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,944 Monopoly? 113 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,947 Oh, Marty, Marty, Marty! 114 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,817 I am so glad I get to spend 115 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:21,354 all this time with you. 116 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,389 Well, me, too, Ms. Waters. 117 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:27,860 Now, do you want to be the hat or the shoe? 118 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,296 Y-you know, Ms. Waters, I'm getting a little tired. 119 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,632 I don't play no more games. 120 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,901 You know let's-let's just watch, uh, let's watch.. 121 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,569 Watch television! 122 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,404 Sure. Why not? 123 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,073 Well, look, Ms. Waters, I was thinking 124 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,208 more like a video, let's watch a video. 125 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,243 Um, Gina keeps them in the bedroom. 126 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,578 Why don't you go pick one out? 127 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,414 Oh, anything for my 128 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,316 favorite son-in-law. 129 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,334 Martin. 130 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,349 Uh, I-I didn't see 131 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,851 any videos in there. 132 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,352 Did you check under the bed? 133 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,588 Gina likes to keep-keep tapes under the bed. 134 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:32,191 Well, why would she keep the videos under the bed? 135 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,427 I don't know, Ms. Waters, she's your daughter. 136 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,743 Martin. 137 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:51,911 Yeah. 138 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,914 The only thing I found 139 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,716 under your bed 140 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,285 were these handcuffs. 141 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,789 Well, I guess Gina got a little freaky now. 142 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,658 You know, Cliff says the same thing about me. 143 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,796 Ms. Water's, here's the video right here. 144 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,464 Oh, wow, right here under the TV. 145 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,299 You gonna, you gonna like this, Ms. Waters. 146 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,668 What-what-what is it? 147 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,503 The "Fred Williamson" collection. 148 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,139 Ooh, I love me some Fred Williamson. 149 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,975 Do you remember "Black Caesar?" "Hell up in Harlem?" 150 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,845 - "Bucktown?" - Got 'em all. Got 'em all. 151 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,280 Good. 152 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,081 Yeah, yes. 153 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,517 - That.. - Come on, Marty. 154 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,619 Ooh-hoo! 155 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,588 Ah. 156 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,925 This one was always good.. 157 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,627 Yeah. 158 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,210 You know what I mean? Yeah. 159 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,511 You're gonna miss the good part. 160 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,613 I know that.. 161 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,788 Ms. Waters, you know what.. 162 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,557 I'm-I'm getting a little tired. 163 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,693 So, I'm-I'm gonna call it a night. 164 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,230 But, Martin, i-i-it's just30. 165 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,067 Well, Ms. Waters, if I don't get at least 14 hours of sleep 166 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,236 I ain't no good to nobody. 167 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,038 Alright, well, you go on and get your rest, honey. 168 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,241 - Goodnight, Martin. - Goodnight, Ms. Waters. 169 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,043 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sweetheart. 170 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,212 You know, it's so nice to have you here. 171 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,981 Oh, well, thank you. 172 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,582 I'm havin' a good time. 173 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,418 Well, goodnight, Ms. Waters. 174 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,088 - Sweet dreams. - Sweet dreams to you too. 175 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,902 Hey. Ms. Waters. How you doin'? 176 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,138 - Pam, how are you? I'm good. - Good to see you. 177 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,873 Um, Gina left some papers in her briefcase 178 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,474 and she needs me to fax them to her. 179 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,910 - Oh, well, come on in. - Cool. I just don't know.. 180 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,378 Okay. 181 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,781 So, how's Jerkules treatin' you? 182 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,215 Oh, shh. 183 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,483 Martin's asleep. 184 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,887 - Lucky you. Be happy. - Oh, now, Pam. 185 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,655 You know it's good thing that Gina called before I left 186 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,491 'cause I was about to get my groove on. 187 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,659 Dancing. 188 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,095 Oh. 189 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,730 That sound like fun. 190 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,166 I haven't been dancing in years. 191 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,734 You dance, Ms. Waters? 192 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:05,438 Oh, girl, I used to do a whole lot of funky chicken in my day. 193 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:15,247 What do you think? 194 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,083 Oh.. 195 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,517 I think you need to hang with me. 196 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,120 We got to get a little of that funk out of the chicken. 197 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,857 - Oh, oh, I couldn't do that. - I know, I understand. 198 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,093 Sometimes, age does get in the way, girl. 199 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,029 Oh, now, hold on a minute. I can hang. 200 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,531 Just give me a chance to-to change my clothes 201 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,166 write a note for Martin. 202 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:35,668 - And we'll be on our way. - Wonderful. 203 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,603 By the way, where are we goin' anyway? 204 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,538 Oh, yo, I hear this place is the bomb. 205 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,940 They call it the Sugar Shack. 206 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,376 - Sugar-Sugar shack. - Hurry up. 207 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,444 So we can get some sugar in our shack 208 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,146 and shake it up. 209 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,183 Boy, I'm goin' out with Gina's mother. 210 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,799 Yeah. 211 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,673 Hey, baby, where you goin'? 212 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,242 Oh, I know you ain't tired. Come on. 213 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,910 Well, sorry, sister 214 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,546 I ain't gonna show you all my, my moves, in one shot. 215 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,822 That's my jam, come on. 216 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,323 I'm sorry, but, darling 217 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,426 you gonna have to get your jam all by yourself 218 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,428 'cause I'm married. 219 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697 You know what I mean? Excuse me. 220 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,999 Uh, I'm not married. 221 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,569 Hello, my name is Habib. 222 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,209 Is it like that? 223 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,280 Ooh. 224 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,617 Hey. 225 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,953 What's up, man? I saw you out there, dawg. 226 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,055 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gettin' busy, gettin' busy. 227 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,624 You know I started doin' little somethin', somethin'. 228 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,859 Hey, hey, check this out, dawg. 229 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,361 All I know is by tomorrow morning 230 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,863 I'll be laid up with my new honey. 231 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,967 All I need is two more digits, 5-5-5-7-5. 232 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,268 What are you talking about, man? 233 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,803 The woman you was with just left. 234 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,605 - No, no she didn't. She didn't. - Yes, she did. 235 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,240 - Of course she just left-- - She-she didn't leave, Tommy. 236 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,942 She didn't leave. 237 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,276 She said she had to go to her car 238 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,644 to get the rest of the numbers. 239 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,380 Cole. 240 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,750 You have just fallen for the oldest 241 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,052 trick in the book, man. 242 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,720 She wasn't that old, Tommy. 243 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,825 You know what, Tommy, I need a drink, man. 244 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,594 Excuse me, excuse me, I'm waitin'-- 245 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,762 Hold on, hold on, hold on 246 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,163 everybody have their ID's out and ready. 247 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,732 ID? I don't have an ID. 248 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,400 I'm sorry, I can't let you in then. 249 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,603 Oh, come on, man. Look how old she looks. 250 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,937 Excuse me. 251 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,573 No, I-I didn't mean it in that way, Ms. Waters. 252 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,976 Look, I can't let anybody in without an ID. 253 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,512 Alright, alright, alright, looks like I'mma have to flex 254 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,013 my power around here. 255 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,615 I do know the owner. 256 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:05,618 Look, I-I'll be right back. I just got look for him, okay? 257 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:06,685 Alright. 258 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,988 - Alright, watch-watch my butt. - Yeah. 259 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,828 Uh, no disrespect. 260 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,997 But you are wearin' a helluva dress. 261 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,600 Oh, well, thank you. 262 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,271 So, she said her name was Pootie Tang. 263 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,139 I asked her again, she said the same thing. 264 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,711 Hey, Martin, I thought you were gettin' a drink. 265 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,213 They're all out of drinks, man. 266 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,515 Hey-hey, look, with all this music being so loud 267 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,983 I can't, I can't even hear myself think. 268 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,218 Let's-let's go over here. 269 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,020 Hey, hey, what're you doin', man? 270 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,656 Excuse me. 271 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,458 What is goin' on, man? 272 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,060 Excuse me. 273 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,829 Now, ain't it quieter over here? 274 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,832 Hey, hey, look, there's Pam. 275 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,167 - Hey, Buddha. - Woah, woah, woah. 276 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,570 Last thing I need is Weird Al-Stinkovich. 277 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,004 And giving me the blues. 278 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,639 Okay, okay. Come on, alright, tell us, brother 279 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:01,874 what's up with you? 280 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,909 Yeah, man, you all.. Why you buggin'? 281 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,011 I just.. 282 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,381 Gina's mother came into town to visit. 283 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,749 Gina ain't here. 284 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,218 You know what I'm saying, I had to sneak out 285 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,319 'cause she wants me to spend 286 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,154 all of my time with her. 287 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,356 So, I had to sneak out just to get this on. 288 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,091 Okay, alright. 289 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,227 There's nothing wrong with that. What's the problem? 290 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,863 What's the problem? There. 291 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,434 Oh, my, damn! 292 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,935 - Alright. - Ooh, you in trouble. 293 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,237 You know, she gonna tell Gina. 294 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,039 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 295 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,207 Martin.. cool. 296 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,610 See, Martin, don't let no woman.. 297 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,112 - Boss him around. - Boss him around. 298 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,615 Look, look, you'll got to help me get out of this club. 299 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,251 Okay, now-now you gotta distract Pam 300 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,852 uh, in case she picks up my scent. 301 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,387 - Okay. - Okay. 302 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,189 Hey, hey, alright. This what I'm gonna do. 303 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,357 I'm gonna go get Mrs. Waters away 304 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:52,791 from-from the front door, okay? 305 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,927 Yeah, cool. So I start to sneak out, you know. 306 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:58,597 Right. No, no, no, in case it doesn't work.. 307 00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,732 Then, nice knowing you. 308 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,140 What's up, man? 309 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,309 Hey, hey. What's happening? Tone Loc. 310 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,144 Yeah, so you are right. What's up, dawg? 311 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,946 It's all good, man. You know. Yeah. 312 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,648 - Just hanging with.. - Same as everything. 313 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,316 This club is the wow thing, huh? 314 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,551 Oh, hey, no, it's alright, you know. 315 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,787 - I can't complain. - 'That's right. That's right.' 316 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,089 - Can you do me a favor? - What's that, hommie? 317 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,158 - Stand right here. - Woah, what's up, man? 318 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,760 - Yeah, right there. - Yeah. 319 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,328 Cool. 320 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,163 So check this out, man. 321 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,299 I'm gonna invite some of the fly honey's outta here 322 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,334 in Detroit to my grand opening. 323 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,603 So, what you doin' here standing here all by yourself? 324 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,439 Well, man, I'm just a little shy, you know. 325 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,308 - You're a little shy. - 'Uh-huh.' 326 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,343 Hold up, aren't you that same brother 327 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,745 that hosts the word on the street? 328 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,848 Yeah yeah, that-that would be me, Martin-Martin Payes. 329 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,484 Right, right, right. 330 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,119 - Yeah. - Look. Do me a favor. 331 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,021 - 'Yeah.' - Keep that on the down, Loc. 332 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,991 - 'Oh, yeah.' - Man down, huh?. 333 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,926 Creeping it, huh? 334 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:04,029 I understand, right. You badass. 335 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,931 - Enjoy the club, Martin. - No doubt, no doubt. 336 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,433 You're doin' the right thing. 337 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,037 Hey, girls, I'm serious, you look absolutely gorgeous. 338 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,372 Oh, thank you. 339 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,873 Tell me, what you been doin' since you been in town? 340 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,710 Well, you know, Tommy, tonight I'm just out tryin' 341 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,878 to get my groove up. 342 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,615 Hey, I don't know. 343 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,385 Oh, so, so, listen. 344 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,487 Um, why-why-why don't we get a drink, huh? 345 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,223 Oh, but they won't let me in without an ID. 346 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,958 They won't let us, but she.. 347 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,627 Okay, then I guess we just go ahead and dance right here. 348 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,563 Come on, we gonna straighten your stuff. 349 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,831 Show us what you got, girl. 350 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:42,968 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 351 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,503 What to do, eh? 352 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,538 Come on, lady. 353 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,541 Look-look here, Habib or whatever your name is. 354 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,577 Look, y'all wanna-wanna meet some fly honeys? 355 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,513 Oh, yes, I'm most anxious to get my groove on. 356 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,748 Oh, yeah. 357 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,982 Follow me to this club. 358 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,250 I'll show you where all my honey's at. 359 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,852 Very good. Let us get it rolling. 360 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,086 Yeah. 361 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,507 Locked my keys in the car. I gotta walk all the way home. 362 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,442 Had to walk all the way home. 363 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,444 Hoo! 364 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,552 Oh, she did not lock the door. 365 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,061 Well, man. 366 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,986 Martin, you scared me. 367 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,255 What are you doing? 368 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,825 I'm just sleep-walkin', Ms. Waters. 369 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,094 I'm sleep-walkin'. That's all that is. 370 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,831 Do you always sleep walk in your suit? 371 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,499 Just because I'm sleeping 372 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,968 oh, man I can't be fly, you know what I mean? 373 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,004 Martin, what are you up to? 374 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,507 Ms. Waters, you tell me. 375 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,443 You don't want to rollin' up in here 2 o'clock in the morning 376 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,978 dressed like Josephine Baker. 377 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,080 Oh, Martin, I was just 378 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,516 out with Pam, you silly. 379 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,085 So, that ain't nothin' to be braggin' about. 380 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,857 Now, Martin, I am not the issue here. 381 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,292 But I'm sure Gina that will want to know 382 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,861 what you were doing dressed up 383 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,431 and sneaking into the house at this time of night. 384 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,333 Well-well, maybe I should call Dr. Waters 385 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,701 and tell him you have been hangin' out 386 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,136 with Sting Master Flash. 387 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,473 Dr. Waters. 388 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,841 Oh. 389 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,143 Hold on, Martin. 390 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,677 I thought you'd change your mind. 391 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,514 Hmm. Where did you get that wrist band? 392 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,383 Oh, this? Ah.. 393 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,186 I got-got this from the hospital. Yeah. 394 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,054 Yeah, my mama told me to put this on 395 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,724 and-and vowed never to take it off. 396 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,892 Remember like Brue Lee 397 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,026 You know you had 'em.. 398 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,163 I take it off, I got to hurt somebody. 399 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,898 Would that hospital happen 400 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,068 to be called The Sugar Shack? 401 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,404 Oh, damn. 402 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,873 Mrs. Waters, look 403 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,175 I know what it looks like 404 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,310 but I wasn't tryin' to cheat on Gina. 405 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,845 I was just tryin' to hang out with the fellas 406 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,246 you know, get some time out. 407 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,415 Oh, why did you lie, Martin? 408 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,984 Well, because Gina might not understand, Ms. Waters. 409 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,586 You know what I mean? Would, would, would 410 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,987 Dr. Waters understand? 411 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,424 The way you were pushin' up on that bouncer. 412 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,092 Excellent point. 413 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,695 I can forget about tonight if you can. 414 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,698 What's there to forget? You went to bed early. 415 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,035 And I spent the evening with Fred Williamson. 416 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,839 That's my favorite mother-in-law. 417 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,112 - Thank you. - Wanna play pachisi? 418 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,958 Hello. How you doin'? 419 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,359 Do you have a daughter? 420 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,927 Is her name Pootie Tang? 421 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,729 She's partyin' at the Sugar Shack. 422 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,466 Oh, ah-ah, my-my bad, reverend. 423 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,202 Yeah, Amen. Right. 424 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,238 Cole, where you been for the past three hours? 425 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,206 Oh, man, look, Tommy, I'm tryin' to figure out 426 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,475 uh, the last two digits in Pootie Tang's number. 427 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,210 - Who? - Pootie Tang. 428 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,079 Cole, come on, man. Lemme ask again. 429 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,281 I'mma gonna tell you the same. 430 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,451 - Okay. - C-C-Cole, you stupid. 431 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,054 Yeah, I know, but can you loan me about 40 dollars in dimes? 432 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,156 'Cause I'm gonna try to figure out every combination 433 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,492 that I can. Alright, you big.. 434 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,431 Maybe I'll call collect. 435 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,506 Yeah, connect from Cole. 436 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,509 How ya doin'? Yeah, I'm looking for Pootie Tang. 437 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,678 Right. Was she partyin' at the Sugar Shack? 438 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,615 Ah. Alright, lady. 439 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,017 Don't bite my head off. 440 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,320 How am I suppose you a senior citizen? 441 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,189 Well, what-what you got on? 442 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,328 Line. 443 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:37,596 'Well, even if Gina was here' 444 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,764 'I'd still be down married and..' 445 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,835 You wanna write a book, man? 446 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,773 What were you doing at the Sugar Shack? 447 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,341 What was I doin'? 448 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,478 Why did you lie, Martin? 449 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,013 I didn't lie. 450 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:57,983 My line. 451 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,187 Took me somebody's shoes. 32482

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