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Hey look...how I like in my new gig?

Stop, Martin.

Alright, you-you better stop.

You go way yourself happy for you even get to the slopes.

As I did, but you know damn well

ain't no brother got no business on those slopes, Gina.

But I will be the flash brother in the large, right?

You know what I think is it's really sweet that

Tommy invited us to go skiing this weekend, don't you?

I don't know, Gina.

Somethin' about this whole ski trip don't sound right, baby.

What's not right, Martin?

Somebody Tommy works with gave him

the condo for the weekend, what?

Think about it, Gina.

Tommy ain't got no job!

Which means we ain't going nowhere baby.

Damn, Gina!

What you got in here baby, a body?

We only going for couple of days, Gina.

Baby why if we go partying or something?

Look Gina, you-you put some of these stuff back

or you call some Paulbearer's to carry.

One two one two, hand us like that and you don't stop

calling Cole's up in this piece.

Yes, feel me.

Love me.

Shi-shing!

I'd like you all to meet Shanise.

Shanise, uh, meet Martin and Gina.

Cole has told me so much about you both.

And let me make sure I got this right.

Umm, which one of you is Martin and which one is Gina?

She is so crazy!

Hey, look look.

Remember I told you, Martin the one we do ears, right.

And-and Gina got the head.

Head, ears.

- Oh yeah! - See..

You are so smart.

Y'all, isn't Cole smart?

He's my little Einstein.

Is that right?

Well, uh, which Cole you're talking about?

'Cause this Cole here is about as dumb--

Alright, Martin. Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Not in front of his new woman.

Uh, Shanise, can I offer you a seat?

Oh, thank you.

But, eh, I, uh, I-I don't

think that'll fit in the trunk of my car.

Gina, this ain't gonna fit in the car. It's too big.

Okay, they're about as dumb--

Gina, Gina, Gina! Baby!

Oh, come on in baby. Hey, what's up?

Those are some flash skies, Gina and also nice.

How you doing?

Anyway what are you using for skies?

Two popsicle sticks?

Just to make sure when we get out there in ski slopes

you keep your mouth shut.

I don't want your mouth in a snow.

Halitosis.

- Shut up. - Back up--

Hi, hi Pam come over her and introduce us to your friend.

Busy yourself. Busy yourself.

Come here.

Anyway, everybody this is my friend Tahiem.

Hey, what's up man?

See, that's where you are wrong, my brother.

I'm not the man.

Mr. Charlie got us calling each other the man to praise him.

Damn, you look little hostile, ain't you brother?

I got a right to be hostile.

My people are being persecuted.

Right now, you are persecuting my ears.

Back above me, man. Better back above me.

You got peace me, you too.

Alright, alright. Pam conference.

Pam, where did you find him?

He works out at my gym.

He's fine know, ain't he?

Yeah, he is kind of attractive

if you wanna overthrow to government.

Hey, hey what's up, dawg? And dove gangs!

Hey, what up, Tom?

- Cole? - Yeah.

You didn't introduce me to the Dogger Dog head.

Wow.

So, what's up big Tom, you about ready to do this ski thing?

Oh, yeah, man, oh, but you know what, guys, I won't be

able to come down with you until tomorrow.

Aquanetta and I have some work we need to finish up.

Oh, who-who-who's Aquanetta?

- She's a business associate. - Oh.

Yeah, we've been spending awful lot of time together lately.

You know actually, it's her

company's condo that we're gonna be staying in.

Heh-heh.

- Business associate. Right! - No, no really.

- Right. - Right.

How she look?

She all that in a pot of grits.

- Yo yo yo, yo big Tom. - Yeah, yeah.

How's her body? Huh? How is the body?

How's is the body plan?

No, a little more like plan collecting it all, dawg!

No, no, listen fellas I'm telling you

this woman can stop traffic.

Oh, that's nice! She's a traffic cop.

- Who the hell.. - That's a friend here I met.

Any, any, any, any, any, any, any way y'all

look, I-I-I just stop by to drop off the keys, okay?

Oh, well-well, before you go I'd like you to meet m-m-my friend.

Tahiem, this is Tommy.

How you doing, pal.. Hey!

Right on.

Yeah, well look here I-I see you all tomorrow, okay.

Alright, we gonna go have ourselves a good time, alright.

We'll see, considering the fact that snow is white.

Yeah, yeah, good point.

Anyway, uh, hey Martin, Martin, hey.

If you need some ear muffs, I got a couple of the road rugs

I can give you.

And I go around you!

Next time my brother, read the signs.

When you feed bears...they follow you to your home.

I don't care how much porridge you give her

you ain't never get rid off her.

She ain't going nowhere.

Oh, yo, this place is dope just like Tommy said.

Where the rest of y'all stand?

Ahh, step aside small chain. This is nice!

Yo, yo, yo Martin, check out this entertainment centre.

Damn entertainment centre, man.

Old Marty Martin about to get his drink all he could.

No, my brother don't drink that.

It's all a part of the man's plot.

He wants us drunk.

Huh? That's how they got the Indians.

It's symbolic. Hm?

Yeah. Well, this is symbolic, too.

Of what, my brother?

Of the ass whipping you gonna get, if you

don't get your hand off my drink.

Hey, you guys. You got to look at this view.

It's beautiful. You can see ski lift from here. Look.

- See the people! - Oh! Ooh!

Which reminds me Gina, I am sorry.

- Umm-- - Huh?

When we get on the skii lift..

...could you try not to tilt your head forward?

I don't want us to tip over.

- Martin! - I didn't say jack, baby.

Come on, y'all let's hit the slopes, so we gotta ski.

Alright, alright, let me go to the bathroom first.

Martin, you coming on the slopes with us, baby?

Oh, I ain't getting on those slope

I'm staying right here in a large getting my chill on.

What's the matter little man, you scared?

Only of your face.

Come on, baby, you ready to go hit the slopes, eh?

Why do you wanna hit the slopes, Cole?

They didn't do anything to us.

I'm ready.

Hold that, brother.

What you planning on doing with that spray paint?

I'm gonna paint as much of a snow black as I possibly can.

Help me.

Oh, yeah, I do that ski thing. I do that, yeah.

Well, uh, did you really win a gold medal in a Winter Olympics?

Oh, no baby. It wasn't gold.

It was silver.

But you-you know I-I'd still be doing that ski thing

if my pro basketball career hadn't taken off.

See, lot of people won't do it.

Yeah, I'm a ball player. I place balls.

Martin.

Hey, get-get off me. Back above me.

Back above me.

Damn groupies.

See, I am trying to get my chill on.

Hey, baby.

I see you are having a good time, Martin.

Oh, G-Gina that woman can't do nothing for me.

Baby, how about you?

You have a good time out there?

I did..

...till I fell.

Oh!

She fell head first in the snow.

You had to see it. It was hilarious.

Yo, Martin, it took like a hour to dig that noggin out.

Yo, something is seriously wrong with you, man.

Hey! Hey! What's up?

Let me tell you what's up--

We were trying to make a snowman.

Baby, baby.

I'll tell you what's happening, alright.

Mr. Get on the bus.

Mr. G.I Jonas over here.

He knocked me and Shanise's snowman down.

Yeah! And right before he came to life, too.

I was just looking out for y'all.

Huh? You see, frosty the snowman perpetuates the man's myth.

What they don't tell you is that the first snowman was black.

Hey, hey, hey what's up dawgs?

Ahem, what's up Tommy?

I thought you weren't get in her until tomorrow man.

Yeah, what happened to A-Aquaveldi?

That's Aquanetta! Thank you.

Well, we finished little early, so we decided to come on up.

Wait. Wait, she was right behind me.

'Ahh, there she is.'

Oh, sister's fine!

Y'all...this is Aquanetta.

Hello everybody.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.

- Ow. - 'Damn!'

Hey.

I see Hedricks Sobalas finally decided to wake up.

Yeah man, I had me a good nap too.

Did it stop snowin' out there yet?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's good 'cause I can't

wait to get up in that snow down, yeah!

Damn, Tommy.

You just got here and you're tryin' to hit it already.

What?

Never mind, man, never mind.

So what-wh-wh-wh-what y'all been doing?

Nothin', we just out there rapping a song.

Yeah, well, what were you rapping about?

Oh, oh, don't worry, Tommy.

It wasn't about you being black and your friend being white.

- Trust me. - What?

Time out, I know.

Aaww!

What he meant to say, man, is

Aquanetta seems pretty cool.

Oh, yeah, man. She's a sweetie.

I really enjoy spending time with her.

No doubt, heh-heh.

She is just a little lighter than we thought.

Oh, oh, oh hold-hold now

I know y'all not tripping behind

the fact that Aquanetta is white, are you?

I ain't trippin'.

Cole, you tripping?

Yeah, yeah, I was just tripping a little bit.

You know what guys, you know what?

If I had known that you guys gonna have such a immature

reaction to this, I never

would've invited you up here, okay.

And look Tommy man, I mean don't get mad at us.

You're the one who made it seem like Aquanetta was a sister.

How Martin? How did I do that? By saying, "She was fine?"

Ha-ha, no!

By the name of Aquanetta.

What?

I mean, think about it, Tommy.

How many white woman you know name Aquanetta. Hm?

- Alright, you got a point. - That's right.

Hey, who you date and go out is your business, man.

If-if-if-if-if-if you like her, hey, we love her.

You know I don't care she is black, green or white.

- I don't care. - Hold up, Martin.

Now, you know you'd tripping if Tommy rode up babe

with some green sister, right?

And, come on say it up.

Not now. You-you-you know what I meant, man.

Guys, you know what, I'm really glad that y'all like Aquanetta.

'Cause this woman is about to change my life.

- Change your life? - That's right.

See, I am about to drop some real heavy on Aquanetta tonight.

And I want y'all to be there.

How about it? Ha-ha, ha-ha.

Tommy man, we got to talk man.

What? No, no I ain't got time to talk.

Aquanetta waiting for me down at the lounge.

Damn it, Tommy. Don't you think you're rushing into this man?

Oh, no, look.

Let me tell you somethin', brother.

Sometime you just gotta take caution

and-and toss it to the wind, man.

And go for yours.

Peace.

Oh man!

Do you realize what Tommy is about to do, man?

Yeah, I do.

But, why you think he got to make an announcement about it?

I mean, everybody named mama can see she white.

No! No!

He's gonna ask Aquanetta to marry him, man.

Pam, look I understand, okay.

Gina! Gina, baby I need to holler at your for a minute.

Yeah baby, what's up?

Uh, Gina what would you do if-if your best friend..

...uh, was gonna marry somebody they not even know, Gina?

What? Pam!

Pam! I'm not allowing you to marry Tahiem.

He'll make you take out you even and make you where not to go.

You know, you can't do that.

- What is she talking about? - You can't do that, Pam!

- No, Gina are you crazy? No! - What?

Are you crazy, baby? Who will marry Pam?

Okay! I'm talking about Tommy.

He gonna ask Aquanetta to marry him.

Martin, no, see

you know how you blow things out of proportion. Martin, no!

No, no, no, no Gina not this time. I was there, okay.

Now, Tommy said, he has

something real heavy to lay on us tonight

and he was glad we liked Aquanetta.

Wait a minute. Do you really think

Tommy's going to tell us that he's engaged?

He sure as hell ain't gonna tell us she's black.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, now, y'all.

How is Tommy gonna marry somebody he just met?

At a church, Gina. Duh!

Look, look, alright, alright.

There ain't nobody gonna be no duh's here, okay.

I can't just sit here and do nothing.

So what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna stop him from asking Aquanetta to marry him.

Oh, y'all come to dinner. Dinner's ready. Let's go.

Good, 'cause I'm about as hungry as a Pam.

Hey everybody, um, before we get started

I have something I want to say.

- Now Aquanetta and I have-- - Hold on, Tommy.

Umm, man we-we-we-we ain't blessed the food yet, man.

- Okay. - Alright.

Cole, bl-bless the food like we talked about.

Oh, okay. Yeah, right.

- Umm.. Look down! - Bow your head--

Oh, that's right. Bow your heads please.

Uhh, yo God, thank you for this

grub which we about to chow down on.

And, uh, on a personal note, God

uh, forgive me and Shanise for what we did last night.

But if you let me do it a couple more times

I promise I'll marry her.

Uhh, about my pacer God, you know it's--

Cole. Cole. Cole that's fine. That was beautiful.

Amen! Hallelujah, okay.

Alright, listen, guys about-about what I was gonna say

okay, umm, Aquanetta and I--

Hold up, Tommy.

Give somebody else a chance

to speak with a man upstairs.

- I'm sorry-- - Good!

Pam, would you like to bark a few words?

Everybody bow your heads.

Okay. Dear God, it's your girl Pam. What's up?

Umm, please bless this food that we're about to receive

yada yada yada.

And please tell me why a man can jump over a beautiful woman

he's known for years to a woman

he's only known for two minute.

Hey, Pam! Hey.

Pam!

Amen. About my announcement guys, okay.

- Like I was gonna say-- - Hold up, Tommy.

I mean, man, man why you so in rush to make

an announcement right now?

Man this food look and I'm hungry that above.

Alright. Hey, what the hell is this?

It's dinner. Eat something, maybe you'll grow a little more.

Gina, What's up with that seed in here?

Cole, I didn't make the food spicy because

some people might not like spicy food.

Well, I don't know about everybody else

but I like my food spicy.

That's why I keeps me some hot sauce with my black eyed peas.

Why'd you gotta be call "Black eyed peas"?

- What's up with that? - 'Okay, okay, come on..'

Hold up, wait a minute, ain't nobody gonna eat jack

until after I make my announcement, okay.

Now, with the help of Aquanetta--

- Tommy. - Yeah.

Your friends are little weird.

I don't know what the hell they are tripping out for.

Well, I was gonna say

was I was gonna be working with Aquanetta.

Man I can't let you do this, okay.

Now, Tommy.. Say what?

You're just working together?

Of course.

- No relationsh-- - Oh, man!

Look, Aquanetta and I gonna be working for the same company.

I am so glad that you decided to accept, Tommy.

- Thank you. - I am so glad.

Look guys, Aquanetta set up

a meeting with the CEO of her company.

They offered me the job.

Wow, Tommy! That is great!

What you gonna be doing at jingle jaws?

Same thing I was doing in my last job.

Whatever. Oh, Tommy, congratulations.

- I am so happy for you, man. - Thanks, Pam.

Whoo!

So, Martin, you gonna say something?

I, ah-ah, I was just gonna say, uh..

Aquanetta...y-y-you are fine human being.

- Thank you. - Need more like ya.

Ah, look I'm gonna be downstairs at the bar.

Think I need a little drinkey-drink.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to use the ladies room.

I think we all should go downstairs

and toast to Tommy's new job.

So that means we gonna be toasting to nothing.

I don't like nothing on my toast either.

Y'all go ahead, I gotta go get my jacket

from the, from the bedroom.

Well, where did everybody go?

Oh, they went downstairs to the bar.

- Oh. - Oh, before you go..

There's something I've been meaning to say you all day.

Oh, really?

Well, there's been something

I've been meaning to say to you, too.

- So how are you? - Well..

I'm-I'm fine. It's a little cold out there.

Girl, you are absolutely white.

I mean right!

Tommy...told us, uh, so much about you.

Oh, well, Tommy has, umm, told me lot about you, too.

I hear you're very funny.

Well, I do all white.

I-I mean...alright!

I said, "I do alright!"

- Cole, your turn. - No, no, no Cole.