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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,535 Alright. 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:05,472 If you would like a transcript of the show 3 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:08,007 it will be posted up at the end of the show. 4 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:11,578 And, uh, please, remember, join us next week 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,347 where Chihuahuas take over Hollywood. 6 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,349 It's a very fine episode that you'll enjoy. 7 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:20,086 Alright, today on "Word On The Street" 8 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,088 we're talking with women.. 9 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,493 ...who, who have men jobs. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,899 That's where you're wrong, Martin. 11 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,735 There's no such thing as a man's job. 12 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:37,937 So what you're tryin' to say, Rhoda Hooda? 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,940 That women could lay as much pipe as a man? 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,076 More. More, baby, more. 15 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,844 - More? - More. 16 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,079 More? 17 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,115 And, plus, we look better doin' it. 18 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,756 Well, I'll admit, baby got a little backdraft. 19 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:02,128 Can I put that out? Can I put that out? 20 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,297 But, fellows, tell the truth 21 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,133 come on, be honest with yourselves. 22 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:11,137 If you was in a real fire, who would you want to rescue you? 23 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,140 A pretty little young thang? 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,544 Little young tenders? 25 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,747 Or do you want a real fireman to rescue you? 26 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,988 Why can't you accept the fact 27 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,424 that a woman can do anything a man can do? 28 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,260 - That's right. - 'Cause it ain't true! 29 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,330 Now, get out of my face, sister soldier! 30 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,898 - Your face, soldier? - Shut up! 31 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,967 Get out of my face! Get out of my face! 32 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,504 This is my thing, "Word On The Street!" 33 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,074 Say, it is a man's world. You better recognize. 34 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,277 Get out of my face! Get out of my face! 35 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,614 - 'Hey..' - 'Hey, you.' 36 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,516 - Look at my boo. - Heh-heh-heh. 37 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,684 Looking just as fine as you wanna be. 38 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,987 - How are you? - Mm. What's up? 39 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,789 - What's up? - What's up, honey? 40 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:40,560 - How was your day? - Ah, baby, I was working hard. 41 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,562 - Yeah? - Yeah. 42 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,798 And I'm hungrier than a mug, Gina. 43 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:49,202 Me, too. So what you fixing? 44 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,571 - Me? - Yeah, you. 45 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,707 From what I hear, a woman can't do anything as good as a man 46 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:58,244 so I figured you get your butt in the kitchen and cook. 47 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,346 Oh, oh, I get it, Gina. 48 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,749 Oh, apparently, you done saw the show, Gina. 49 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,252 Come on, baby, alright, now that's real funny, okay? 50 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,521 Alright? Now where's my eats? 51 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,559 You want your eat, you better use your feet. 52 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,194 Oh, come on, Gina. 53 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,262 Baby you can't get mad at what I said. 54 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,231 It's show business, baby. 55 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,999 So, then, you really don't believe 56 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,902 that a man can do a better job than a woman? 57 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,104 Gina, baby. 58 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,208 Listen to me, listen to me good, okay? 59 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:29,776 I didn't make the rules. 60 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,713 If you got beef, take it up with Mother Nature, baby. 61 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,783 - Mother Nature.. - Mother Nature? 62 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,218 - 'Yeah.' - Mother Nature? 63 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,221 So then we do agree that nature was made by a woman? 64 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,956 I'll give you that. 65 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,524 But she works for God. 66 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:48,094 And everybody knows He's the man. Ha-ha. 67 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:50,063 - Everybody know that, Gina. - Martin.. 68 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,798 I'm saying ain't no place to argue that, Gina. 69 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,434 No, no, no, Martin, this is ridiculous! 70 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,737 Women are just as good as men in politics, medicine, law.. 71 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,240 - Sports. - Sports? 72 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:04,043 Did you say.. Don't you talk, girl. Sports? 73 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:08,481 Now, Gina, somebody done told you wrong. 74 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:12,151 Look, there ain't no woman that can beat a man at any sport. 75 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,455 - Not any sport that I know of. - Oh? Oh, really? Really? 76 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:19,459 Then, um, I would like to see you beat Dominique Dawes 77 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:20,660 in the balance beam. 78 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,596 Ain't, nah, uh, no thanks. Okay? 79 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,832 No, baby, men don't balance beam. 80 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,836 Come on, one wrong move, ba-waw, we singing like Philip Bailey. 81 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:39,512 Alright, Martin! Alright, Martin. Alright. 82 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,349 Then what about, um, basketball? What about? That's a good-- 83 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:44,851 - Basketball? - Yeah. 84 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,587 Are you.. 85 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,491 - Are you se-- - What? 86 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:55,528 Gina, look at my style, Gina. Look-look at my style, okay? 87 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,032 Look at my style, Gina. Are you serious? 88 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,868 Uh, bitchin' that, baby. 89 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:05,271 Some woman beating old Marty Mart in a game of ball. 90 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:08,675 Baby, uh-uh, don't do that to yourself. 91 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,144 Okay, then, why don't we play each other, Martin? 92 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,946 Let's-let's do that, your team against mine. 93 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,983 - How about that? - Gina.. 94 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,052 - Would you.. - What? What? What? 95 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,654 Would you stop it? 96 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,823 You are killing me! Are you serious? 97 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,525 - Yes, I am serious, Martin. - Baby. 98 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:30,563 - My jump shot is like that! - Martin, I'm serious. 99 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:35,068 And just to make it a little bit more interesting, baby, uh-huh 100 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,539 while we do this, the loser has to wait on the winner 101 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,974 hand and foot, for a month. 102 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,812 That's how serious I am with mine. 103 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:50,683 Alright, Gina, it's on. Okay? 104 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:54,020 You know, because I can't wait to be treated like a king. 105 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,557 Baby, get in there and run my bath water. 106 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:02,595 And, remember, I like lots and lots of bubbles. 107 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,430 Bubble it up. 108 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,504 - What's up, y'all? - What's up, Martin? 109 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,606 - Hey, Martin, Martin. - Hey, hey. 110 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,108 - What's happening, baby? - What's up, Martin? 111 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,076 - Hey, hey, Martin, look here. - What's up? 112 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,413 I saw your show this afternoon, man, I got to tell you 113 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,384 for all the men in America, thank you, my brother. 114 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,719 - 'Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm.' - 'Cause you is the man. 115 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,855 - You is the man. - I appreciate that, you know? 116 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:31,124 All I did was sell it like it is. You know what I mean? 117 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,725 Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, but, you know 118 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,127 I'mma tell you something, you weren't lying 119 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,628 about women getting men's jobs. 120 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,864 You know, I had a female barber once. 121 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,632 I told her she couldn't cut hair. 122 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,267 You know, she turned around cuttin' me? 123 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,069 - Ha-ha.. - That's right. 124 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,037 Ah, that reminds me, you better get 125 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:46,539 that restraining order renewed. 126 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,642 Now, look here, Martin, hey, check this out, man. 127 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,612 After I seen your show today, I went home and told moms 128 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,814 "Aye, I'm not greasing the scalp 129 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,215 no more." You know what I'm saying? 130 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,317 Got me getting sick over some sulphate, no! 131 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,819 - 'Right.' - You know I'm saying? 132 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,921 - And that's woman's work. - Heh-heh, that's right. 133 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,823 You-you know, that's funny, Cole, 'cause I didn't even know 134 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,425 you was going through that, man. 135 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,393 Man, put a brother through it, you know? 136 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,095 So what did she do? 137 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,098 Oh, she whupped my ass. I mean.. 138 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,133 Aye, aye, aye, but I done my point. 139 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,835 - I talked. - Caught you. 140 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:19,405 And I'm proud of you, too, Cole. I just want you to know that. 141 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,507 Aye, you know, the-the question is, Martin 142 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:22,775 how's Gina taking all this? 143 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,411 - Tommy, trip this. - What? 144 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,981 It make me laugh when I think about it, but.. 145 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:32,952 - What's so funny? - Alright, alright, trip this. 146 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:36,355 - Gina and her girls.. - Right. 147 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,758 Had the nerve, right 148 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:42,929 to challenge old Marty Mart at a game of basketball! 149 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:43,930 Oh, no! 150 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,701 - Know what I'm saying? - I don't believe it. 151 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,637 Wants to play Marty Mart. Yeah. 152 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:54,040 Hey, Martin, no, no, no, no, no. Let me get this straight now. 153 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,876 Gina and her girls is challenging 154 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,312 you and your boys to a game of basketball? 155 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:01,047 - That's what I'm saying-- - Ha-ha! 156 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,016 Lookie here, let me get a piece of that action. Ha-ha-ha! 157 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:05,618 Me, too. I got five dollars on. 158 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,186 - You got five? - Hold on, hold on, Martin. 159 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,856 - Who is on your team? - Tommy, it don't matter. 160 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,558 Man, I could play with the sorriest players in the world 161 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,727 on my team, and we'd still win. 162 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,830 - Alright. - So you and Cole playin'? 163 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,735 Straight the kiss pass to the hug 164 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,571 then the hug pass to the kiss. 165 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,373 No, we're on different teams. 166 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:30,009 This don't make no sense. 167 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,344 Pam! Come on. 168 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,846 - This is really hard! - Alright. 169 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:43,489 So what do you think about our uniforms? 170 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,993 That's not a uniform. That's a hoochie form. 171 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,528 - Don't let Martin see it. - I like-- 172 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,329 - Oh.. - Oh.. 173 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,267 - What's up, Pam? - What's up? 174 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,002 What you think of our uniforms? 175 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,603 Who you tryin' out for? 176 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,239 The New York Stankies? 177 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:04,210 Why don't you go bungee jump off a curb, shortling trailblazer? 178 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,546 Alright, alright, alright, y'all save it for the court. 179 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:08,247 - Save it for the court, girl! - Yo, whatever. 180 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,016 - Whatever, whatever. - Like you gonna ball. 181 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,018 - Alright, y'all, save it. - Alright, Gina. 182 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,787 I'll make it easy on you, if you back out now 183 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,523 I'll only make you wait on me for two weeks. 184 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,625 Oh, no, no, a bet's a bet. 185 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,628 Unless it's you that wants to back out. 186 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,930 Sound like somebody a little chicken-- 187 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,298 I smell some chicken, too. 188 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:31,103 Alright, Gina, alright, Gina, I was gonna go easy on you 189 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,972 but now I'mma have to teach you a lesson. 190 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,241 Baby, let's double the bet. Make it two months. 191 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,144 Oh, I see your two and I raise you two more. 192 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,580 - Alright? - 'Ooh.' 193 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,815 - Oh, okay, fine. - Ah.. 194 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,717 Alright, t-t-that's cool and all 195 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:49,989 but all I wanna know is how, uh, you and Pam Cassell 196 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,558 gonna stop Marty Mart's all-stars. 197 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,160 Huh? How you gonna do that? 198 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,729 How you gonna do that, huh? In your face. 199 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,798 - Does he think we're playing? - I think he thinks we're play-- 200 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,499 - We're not playing, Martin. - No. 201 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,568 - I'm not playing either. - No. 202 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,504 No, no, we're not really playing in the game. We're coaching. 203 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,306 - We're the coaching staff. - Coaching! 204 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,509 Wait a minute, who's on your team? 205 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,078 - Dr-r-r.. - Martin. 206 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,846 I would like to introduce to you 207 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,683 the USA Women's Olympic Basketball Team. 208 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,919 - Yes, darling. - Darling! 209 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,021 Right here. What up, y'all? 210 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,789 Dawn in the house! That's right. 211 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:28,094 Rebecca in the house! Sheryl in the house! 212 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,929 Teresa in the house! Ha-ha! 213 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:34,166 - Ah ha, ah ha ha! - Ah-hah-ha. 214 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,670 What you gonna do now, Runty Stillskid? 215 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,707 Uh, l-let the games begin! 216 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,876 - Let the games begin. - We gonna win, y'all. 217 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,986 I don't believe Gina went out and got the Women's Olympic 218 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:56,389 Basketball Team! How the hell she know them? 219 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,126 Look, Tommy, they're her clients, man. 220 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,061 I-I can't believe Gina would stoop that low 221 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,163 to win a game, man. 222 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,899 She playing me, y'all. 223 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,335 Yeah, but, Martin, man, you said that can't no woman 224 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,470 beat a man at any sport. So what's the problem? 225 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,339 There ain't no problem, Cole. 226 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,908 The only problem is we got to come up with a game plan. 227 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,977 - Hm. - Yo, Tommy.. 228 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,082 We may actually have to break a sweat with these girls, man. 229 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,583 Damn it, man! We-we ain't gonna go 230 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,052 out there and get clowned man, okay? 231 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,421 - We gotta come with a strategy. - I got a strategy. 232 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,690 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - Alright. What is it? 233 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,425 Martin, you get up on my shoulders, right 234 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,594 and we'd be, like, as tall as them. That'll work. 235 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,498 Cole, at least if I got on your shoulders, you have a brain. 236 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,001 Follow me? You have a thinking process there. 237 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:46,272 - We double.. By two legs. - That was your damn strategy? 238 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,374 We gonna lose, man! We losing! 239 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,109 - Tommy, now stop it, okay? - No. 240 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,511 Would you, would you stop panicking, man? 241 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,247 Alright? Now all we gotta do is get some brothers that can play. 242 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,617 Martin, I can play ball, man, trust me, dodgeball, kick ball. 243 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,587 Balls is me, I am balls. 244 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:05,124 Cole, youse about to catch a flagrant foul, man. 245 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,860 W-w-which fragrance you talking about? Like, that CK one? 246 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,895 - That's the bomb, right there. - Hey. 247 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,598 That's fragrant, fool! 248 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,767 That's it Martin, I'm serious. I quit. Call the game off. 249 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,402 - Tommy. - I'm done, man. Call it off! 250 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,704 I'm not calling no game off! Okay? 251 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,140 And damn now, I'm not calling no game off. 252 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,575 And I didn't wanna have to flex 253 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,143 but looks like I'mma have to call the man. 254 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,146 Don't, don't do that! Don't do that, man. 255 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,380 Every time something go wrong 256 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,915 people always wanna call the man. 257 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,951 The brothers can handle this one. 258 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,886 No, no, Cole! 259 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,955 I ain't talking about the other man. 260 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,758 I'm talking about the brother man. 261 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,962 I'm calling Michael Jordan, man. 262 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,931 Oh, man, please, Mike ain't gonna take your call. 263 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:50,302 That's where you're wrong, Domer Simpson. 264 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:54,673 Hey, you guys don't know my middle name. It's Tropicana. 265 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:59,111 - What the hell that mean? - Means I got juice. 266 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,981 Hello, Nike? Yeah, let me speak to Mikey. 267 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,350 Cool, I'll hold. 268 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,327 Let's go, come on, do this. Come on, do this. 269 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,463 - 'Come on, girl!' - Yeah! 270 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,598 Looking good, looking good! Let's go! 271 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,200 - Ah! - Come on, come on. 272 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,137 Whoo! 273 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,107 Damn, did you see that, man? They taller than I thought. 274 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,044 Word, 'cause on TV they like, they like this big, you know? 275 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,513 Aye, hey, it don't matter, man, alright? 276 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,115 We gonna beat 'em anyway. They girls. 277 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,616 - That's right, that's right. - You know what I mean? 278 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,952 Shoot. Alright. 279 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,388 - Big Mike gonna get here yet? - Hey, man, don't sweat that. 280 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,557 Don't worry about that. I-I got a All-American coming. 281 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,225 Yeah? Alright, good. 282 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,394 Because we gonna need somebody to pass the ball to it 283 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,563 all the scoring man Mike gonna be doing-- 284 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,697 Hey, hey, yo, Martin, Martin 285 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,199 I think I see him coming right now. 286 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,734 Michael Jordan here? Michael Jordan here, y'all! 287 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,538 Uh, not exactly Michael Jordan. I got, I got a ringer, though. 288 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,408 Air Gordon. Come on, come on, man, come on. 289 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,009 Come on, man! Hurry up! 290 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,348 No! Oh.. 291 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,083 Who the hell did you play for, man? 292 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,853 The Frederick Douglass all-stars? 293 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,487 Look here, young fellow. 294 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:18,390 I was an MVP in the final four. 295 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:21,560 Of course, there were only four colleges back then. 296 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,602 - 'Let's go, girls!' - Hey. 297 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,705 - Right there. - Come on. 298 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,912 Watch. 299 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:51,390 Damn! Damn! What's up huh? What's up? Huh? 300 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,626 Huh, y'all should call me daddy. Call me daddy. 301 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,595 I should've been the one with the gold medal, huh? What's up? 302 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,030 You know, I would give you mine 303 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,466 but I doubt that little neck could hold it up. 304 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,068 - Let's go. - Ah-ha! Ah-ha-ha! 305 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,315 Were you supposed to be defending me? 306 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,151 Or was that the famous matador defense? 307 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,619 - Ole! - Ha! 308 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,456 - Oh, go! - Let's go! 309 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,759 - Let's go. - I'm open. 310 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,627 Yeah, keep playing, keep playing. 311 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,396 - Check out, Tommy. - I got, I got it. 312 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,897 - 'Switch, switch, switch.' - Whoo! 313 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,100 The flies are out today. 314 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,336 - There we go! That's it! - Oh, no! 315 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,404 That's it, girl! 316 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,109 - I let you-- - That was you, man. 317 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,411 - No, it wasn't me. - That was you. 318 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,413 Okay, you left the man open-- 319 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,750 - Come on, girl! - Let's go, let's go! 320 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,185 - 'Okay, yes!' - Yay! 321 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,791 - Time out, man! Time out! - Ah, Martin, Martin! 322 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,627 Martin, Martin, Martin, for my first meal I'd like 323 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,263 a rack of lamb, and please don't forget the horse radish. 324 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,633 - Don't forget the horse radish. - Why you're telling me, Gina? 325 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,837 You can get the radish from the horse you're standing next to. 326 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,372 Alright, this ain't no boxing match! 327 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,441 - Come on now. - Gina.. 328 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,310 Alright, come, look, man. Now, check this out, man. 329 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,980 Alright, we can win if y'all stop playing like girls, man. 330 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,448 I wish we could play like girls. 331 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,483 - They killing us. - Hey, hey. 332 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,552 Martin, I'm thirsty, man. I need some soda. 333 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,620 Tommy man, we ain't got no soda. 334 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,556 That's cool, I got some at home. I'll see y'all later. 335 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,957 - No, Tommy, look. - What? 336 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,793 The game ain't over yet Moses Madame. 337 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,305 Ooh. Ooh. I love you. 338 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,241 Oh, you do? 339 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,177 Then tell me what's the next play gonna be 340 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,747 short, thick and handsome. 341 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,752 Ma-Martin's gonna, um, shoot the jump-off. 342 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,186 Tommy's pick. 343 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,599 You didn't have to yell at him like that. 344 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,003 - Whoo! Whoo! - You alright, dawg? 345 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,538 - Ah. - Whoa, whoa. 346 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,174 Alright, alright. Martin, you okay? 347 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,675 - What happened? - 'Sounds good.' 348 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,212 Tommy, it was almost like she knew the play, man. 349 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:30,416 Boy, hot damn, look at that, bwah! 350 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,121 She made me tell her, Martin. I mean, she was rubbin'. 351 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,524 And like this here, you know? 352 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,793 - Cole, you a sell-out, man. - Now. 353 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,561 Sit your ass down. You a sellout. 354 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,363 - Stupid. - 'You in, man.' 355 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,799 - Love that. Let's go. - 'Alright, play ball, baby.' 356 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,237 Come on, big daddy, give me the ball. 357 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,572 I ain't got no ball. 358 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,974 What's that under your shirt, baby? 359 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,112 Oh, come on, Nip! 360 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,815 - Oh! - Alright! 361 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,117 Time out! Time out! 362 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,486 What was that, man? 363 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,555 You come in, you pass the ball, Nip! 364 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,658 - This ain't hot wings. - Sorry. Sorry. 365 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,095 Nipsey, you're out, Air Gordon, you're in. Let's go, man. 366 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,502 Uh, Air Gordon, you're out. 367 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,405 Out, out. C-Cole, get back in. 368 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,011 - Shoot it! - Let's go, let's go. 369 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,851 - Right there. - Got it, got it, got it. 370 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,420 Play one, play one! Oh! Oh! 371 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,324 - Foul! Ah! Argh! - Foul? 372 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,159 - Martin. - Martin, get up! 373 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,527 - What are you talking about? - Why? 374 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,262 She was five feet away from you! 375 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,531 Foul! Ouch! 376 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,533 - Ah! - You really need to stop! 377 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,934 - You really need to-- - Respect my call. 378 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,970 - Respect my call. - I didn't touch him. 379 00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,272 Hey, hey, ref, you saw it, didn't you? 380 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,041 - Didn't you see that? - Man, I ain't seen nothing. 381 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,544 Then maybe you need thicker glasses, man. 382 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,180 Look, Martin, you need to stop whining and play some ball. 383 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,348 Right. Really. 384 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:54,393 - Time out. I said time out. - What are you saying, man? 385 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,862 Time out. Hey, we ain't going out like that, right, y'all? 386 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,164 Just-just follow my lead. 387 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,534 Ah! My knees! 388 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,102 My knee! 389 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,538 - Follow my lead. I'm hurting. - Oh, my shoulder. 390 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,942 - Ah, my knees. - My shou.. Oh, my shoulder. 391 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,611 Cancel the game. Cancel the game. I'm hurt. 392 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,780 I'm not hurt. What the hell.. What y'all talking about? 393 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,882 - What are you.. - Ow! Ow! 394 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,617 Okay! Stop! Ow! 395 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,521 Martin, we won! 396 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,890 We win! 397 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,605 - Ooh.. Ah? - Martin.. 398 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,941 You can stop faking now, nobody's watching. 399 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,911 Cool. Girl, I'm feeling a little better now, Gina. 400 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,147 Whatever, Martin. All I know is it's time to pay up. 401 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,584 And to start, I'd like a nice cool glass of orange juice 402 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,419 with a little ice in it, alright? 403 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,821 A couple of little rocks in there 404 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,656 'cause the winner's thirsty! 405 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,824 - 'Gina.' - Get up! 406 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,158 Gina, please, alright? 407 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,094 I don't recognize no winners up in here. 408 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,829 - Ah-ah-ah.. - Say what? No, no, no. 409 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,100 Just-just get over it, Martin. You lost. You lost. 410 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:12,104 No, Gina. Gina, okay, the game was till 50. 411 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,406 Alright, y'all only scored 48 points. 412 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,175 Technically, there was no winners, baby. 413 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,677 Oh, so I could just call the girls, but-- 414 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,345 - No, no, no, no, baby. - Wha-what? 415 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,681 - W-what? - Besides I got it in my shoul-- 416 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,316 I thought, I thought it was your knee. 417 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,318 It is the knee, baby, it's the spreadin' is.. 418 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,354 Ah! Ah! It's-it's a spreadin' pain. 419 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,523 - Ah! Gina, now I got cramps. - Whatever, Martin. 420 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,360 - Please. - Martin. 421 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,669 - Cole, come up. Come, come. - Here, here, right there. 422 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,104 - Oh! Ow! - Now what, Tommy? Tommy! 423 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,541 - Stop it. Would you stop? - Okay. 424 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,216 Damn, Tommy! 425 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,787 - 'Yay!' - 'Yeah.' 32865

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