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Gina.

Pack your bags, baby. We moving out.

- You what? - Yeah, look, Gina.

We can get all our furniture in Tommy's truck

and we can haul the rest of the stuff on Pam's back.

Baby, baby, slow down, slow down.

What are you talking about?

Gina baby, I found our dream house.

Look, I took the sign, so nobody else'll buy.

- You like that? - We can't afford a house yet.

Martin, we're still saving up for the down payment.

- What, Gina, no! - I got the damn payment.

That's why I stopped by the bank, baby.

Have you lost your mind, Martin?

What? Gina, hey, I ain't lost my mind. Alright?

The man selling it lost his.

Gina, he's only selling it to us, baby

for 50 Gs, Gina!

- What? Fifty-thousand. - We got a sale.

- Uh, 50,000, Gina. - What's wrong with it?

Ain't nothing wrong with it, Gina.

Look, the man told me the house

was on "Better Cribs And Gardens."

Yeah. He-he said it was the flyest house on the-- Yeah.

It was like one of the biggest issues that they had-had out.

Yeah.

Oh, baby, what, what's the kitchen like?

Uh..

Baby, your kitchen's cool.

I mean, you need a little touch-up or something--

- Martin! - But-- What?

I'm having a bad hair day.

Look, baby, I'm talking about the kitchen at the house.

- Not my kitchen. - Oh, the kitchen at the..

Good. The kitchen at the house is fla.. Funk. I'm telling you.

Oh, you will be cooking in there like a mouse, you know?

I can't wait to eat in that kitchen and everything.

Have you even seen this kitchen?

- Hm? - Have you even seen the house?

Well, I ain't actually seen inside.

But, damn it, Gina, I seen all I need to see, baby.

I saw the price tag, Gina.

Baby, I would like to at least see

the inside of the house before we buy it!

Say, no use gonna be like that, Gina.

That's why

I told the man I'd bring you right over. Baby, get your coat.

- You know, honey-- - Get your coat.

We can't do that right now.

Tommy and them are on their way over here in a hour

to go to Nipsey's Halloween party.

- We can't. - Tsk. Alright, then, fine.

Fine. We'll go in the morning, alright?

- Okay. Yay! - I'mma call mama, though.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Mama? - Yeah.

No, Martin. You know that woman don't like me!

- No! - Oh, yeah.

No, Gina. Mama was looking out for you.

- She was? - 'Yes.'

She wanted to make sure your head could fit in all the rooms.

Where is my earring?

Baby, you gotta hurry up.

We gonna be late for Nipsey's Halloween party.

You know, every now and then I think you might like to hear

something from us a little

nice and easy.

But you see now..

...we never ever do anything

nice and easy.

Alright, Anna Mae.

Sing that song for Ike.

Go ahead, babe. Go ahead, sing that song.

No. No! Anna Mae, Anna Mae!

Sing the song like I told you to sing the song.

Anna Mae, sing the damn song

like I told you to sing the damn song, Anna Mae.

- Sing the song. - Martin!

Uh, I-Ike must've gotten me for a second, baby, I'm sorry.

Happy Halloween, dawg!

Uh, Shaquille O'Neal in the house, y'all.

Ooh! Gina, your costume is fat, girl.

- It's not Gina, Pam. - What is it?

- It's Tina. - Ah!

- Ah! - You are crazy.

And who are you supposed to be?

Little Tike Turner?

Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha.

- And yourself? - I'm a cow girl.

Oh, you're a cow girl? Oh!

Well, at least you got the cow part right.

How-do!

Cha-chang, listen up, y'all? Ease on.

Cole, please, just tell me

how long have you had this costume?

Since I was nine.

Here, see, mom's made me wear it every Halloween.

She say she wanna get her money's worth.

Come on, y'all, let's ease on down to Nipsey's.

Hey, wait a minute. Whoa!

Before we go, Gina and I, have a big announcement to make.

No, don't tell me! Don't tell me!

Congratulations, Little Tike!

You bought a new play pen.

No, Aretha Stanklin.

Gina and I bought a new house.

- No! No, no, no. - You bought a new house, Gina--

We did not buy a house.

I have not seen the house yet and neither has Martin.

Now, I've heard of buying site unseen.

- But a house? Damn! - Yeah, yeah.

I gotta be real with you, brah, I mean

even I would look at a house before I bought it.

Nah, nah, nah, bagel-nose.

Okay, well, Marty Mart got the deal of the century.

And tomorrow, oh, yeah..

...me and Gina gonna be home owners.

Wait a minute, Martin, I know you can fit

into Barbie's dream house, but what about Gina?

I mean, a little cot, a mini van. How is she gonna fit?

That's so selfish.

As I.. 'Cause the only house you gonna own..

- What? - Gonna say Rex on it.

- That's enough. - You know, you don't have to--

Answer the phone, Martin!

You get the phone, boy.

Yeah, hello.

Yeah, I, I'll be right over.

Right over there. Yup, later.

- Baby, who was that? - Baby, that was the home owner.

I gotta take him the down payment.

Honey, don't you think we're rushing into this a little bit?

Gina, baby, it's real estate.

You snooze, you lose, darlin'.

W-well, can you just at least promise me this?

We will not buy anything unless we both agree.

I am not worried.

You're gonna love it.

- Alright. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I want, I-I, I wanna see the house, too.

- Come on, Martin. - I wanna see the house.

- I wanna see the house. - Alright!

Alright!

- Y'all can come, alright? - See?

But, hey, you just make sure you bring some newspaper.

Because you're not house broken yet.

- Martin, come on, let's.. - Okay?

Well, now that you've seen the whole house

what do you think?

Oh. I love it, Mr. Jenkins.

It's beautiful. I love it!

What love gotta do with it?

Get it, Ike and Tina? Oh, boy.

Hey, Gina, what did I tell you?

Didn't I tell you this house

was the bomb, baby?

Mr. Jenkins, where do I sign?

Hey, Ma-Martin. Oh, brother, this house is alright, man.

- The kitchen is huge! - Mm-hmm.

And the fridge is packed.

Hey, why don't y'all go check out the jacuzzi?

I'm trying to handle some business here.

You got a jacuzzi? Where's the jacuzzi?

Okay, Mr. Jenkins, let's talk some numbers.

Uh, before we do, Mr. Jenkins

I wanna know why you're letting this place go

for such a low price.

Gina! Hm!

I got tired of chasing them ghosts

out the bedroom every night.

- What? - Just kidding.

I couldn't resist. It's Halloween.

That's real funny.

The truth is, my dog Dicky died

and I just couldn't live in this house with all the memories.

Oh, Mr. Jenkins, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that, too.

- Where do I sign? - Oh!

The contract, yes!

Right here, next to my signature.

Okay.

- Gina? - Baby, go for it.

- Go for it? - Please, yes.

You go, girl!

Okay. Yeah.

- Right there. - Okay.

Okay, and, uh, here's the 3000 down payment..

...for the house.

Go on, Martin. Give it to him.

- Martin, go ahead. - Okay, alright, here.

- Let it go. - Okay.

I'mma miss you!

Yeah.

Here's the keys to the house.

I hope you be as happy in it

as Dicky and I were.

Thank you, Mr. Jenkins.

Thank you! Thank you, Mr. Jenkins.

- Who's the man, baby? - You are! You are!

I say who's the man, baby?

- We got this house, Martin! - Yeah!

You bought it? You bought the house?

- You think I didn't when I did! - Hey!

You got yourself one hell of a house, dawg.

This is dope, man. I'm gonna be spending all my free time here.

I had to, I had to go for it.

Oh! Martin baby, I love it, baby.

I would love to spend the rest of my life in this house!

'Get out!'

Too bad we can't stay, baby.

Where did that voice come from, y'all?

I don't know, it sound like it came from

some place in this house.

Hey, this place is scaring me, y'all.

Would y'all cut it out? Okay?

It's probably the neighbors yelling at their kids.

I don't like the way that man in that picture

is staring at me. He's giving me the creeps.

You ever stop to think what you doing to him, Pam?

- Martin? - Does she ever stop?

Okay! Martin, she's right.

There is something weird about that picture, look at it.

- Excuse me! Excuse me! - Hey, hey.

- The bear is following me. - What?

- Cole. - Come on, man.

This is not a bear! It's a bear-skin rug.

Tommy, don't tell it to me, tell it to him, alright?

He following me like I'm a bottle of honey.

Cole, okay, okay, look, Cole. See, see?

Look, man. You believe me now?

- Now you believe the bear dead? - No, I don't.

- Hey, hey! - It could be hibernating.

Hey, Pam, are you bears hibernating yet?

You know, Martin, why don't you leave me alone, you--

- Y'all, go on ahead and jump! - Beat me!

Y'all go on ahead and jump, I ain't going

nowhere near the bear.

- Cole, is-- - Hey, y'all, look.

Check it out, come on in the den and check out my 60 inches.

Martin!

I'm talking about my big-screen TV.

- Oh! - Otherwise I'd have said 50.

Ah! Ha-ha!

Hey, C-Cole, come o..

Hey, Cole!

Hey, hey, guy, guys, come here, hurry up, quick!

- What? Don't scare me. - Tommy!

Isn't that Cole's hat sitting on that, that thang over there?

Cole would never leave his hat, he might leave his head

but he would never leave his hat.

Oh, damn!

Cole disappeared. Y'all knew that Coles wasn't playing.

- I'm scared. - Okay, okay.

Cole ain't disappeared nowhere.

- He did. - 'Now, cut it out.'

Okay, he's probably somewhere in here, here in the house.

Maybe we should go look for him.

Okay. Tell you what, it's a really big house, okay?

If we split up, we'll find him faster.

Good idea, heady monster. Okay, uh, Gina, you come with me.

- Okay, don't leave me. - Uh, Pam, you take upstairs.

Hey, 'cause I know you hyenas like to hunt alone. Okay?

Let's go!

Come on, come on, come on!

Baby, what was that?

That was probably

just Pam letting us know she alright. That's all, Gina.

Well, it didn't seem nearly as spooky

when Mr. Jenkins was showing this house to us.

Please, Gina. This place ain't spooky.

- Yo, Cole! - Cole!

Hey, man, you better stop playing.

- Cole! - You better stop playing, boy!

- See is he in here. - Yeah.

Gina! Ah!

Gina, wake up.

Please wake up.

Ah! Damn!

- Cole? - Cole?

- Cole! - Cole?

Okay, come on, baby. Shh.

Oh, there's someone there..

- Shh! - Ah! Ah!

You be quiet! Let me turn on the light.

- Okay, light, hurry up. - Damn light. Alright.

Tommy, I don't care if that man

gave Martin this house, I-I don't like it!

Pam, Pam, don't worry, big daddy gonna take care of you, alright?

Now, look, all we gotta do is find Cole

and get the hell outta here..

- What? - That's what.

- That's Cole! That's Cole! - That's Cole.

Know what, Pam?

I don't think we ever gonna find Cole.

Uh-uh. You know, I think he-he lost for sure.

Yeah? We might as well give up and go home.

That's what we gonna do. Got you!

Tommy! Tommy! Ah-ha..

- Pam, let me go. - That's it. That's it!

I'm getting my black ass outta Amityville.

- Wait, wait, wait. - 'Yo, Tommy, help me, man.'

- 'I'm in here!' - That-that was Cole?

- That sound like Cole. - Alright. He'll follow us.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, Pam, wait.

- What are you doing? - Boy, is you crazy?

I be opening no doors.

- What knocked? - You, the fool!

Every time somebody opens doors in movies

something bad happens to 'em.

That is the silliest thing--

- Tommy, I'm telling you. - Pam, let me go.

Tommy..

Cole?

Cole?

He's not there.

See? Boo.

'No, no, no! Ow! Ow!'

Stop looking at me!

Tommy?

T-Tommy?

I'm out!

Gina baby. Baby, it was just bats, Gina.

Just bats?

Martin, I don't like this house. I don't like this house!

Al-alright, look, Gina

I'm making Mr. Jenkins fix everything, okay, baby?

Look. See, see, see, see?

No, no, no, no! We are leaving!

I'm not staying in this house, we gonna get

Tommy and Pam and get the hell outta here!

We'll come back for Cole tomorrow.

I ain't giving up my new house to some bats, Gina.

Alright? Now, come on, let's just go find Cole.

- Damn, Martin. Hey. - Alright?

- Cole. - Don't wanna be in this house.

Hey, Gina.

Did we go right or left when we came up the steps, baby?

Gina!

Gina?

Alright, Cole, stop playing.

Alright, get your hand off me, Cole.

Alright, stop playing, huh?

Where, where.. Martin?

Martin, the house took Tommy.

He just went in the closet and the boy disappeared.

- They got Gina, too. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

No! Oh, my God! No!

Wait a minute! This is all your fault!

The reason why this house is so cheap 'cause it's haunted!

That's cause you're here..

- Damn! Get off me. - Wait up!

Get off me. Get off me!

This ain't, this ain't your house.

This house belong to them ghosts.

Hey, hey, Pam, the ghost can have the house.

But we're not leaving here without Gina

Tommy and Cole, alright?

Why not?

- I'm so scared. Don't touch me. - Look. Come on, Pam!

Look, j-just help me search the living room, come on.

- Okay. - Alright.

Hey, Pam, you gonna have to back up off me.

I can't help it, Martin, every time I turn around

somebody disappears.

That's 'cause of your breath, Pam.

You gotta be lucky I'm too scared to crack back on you.

Oh, I'm scared.

- Alright. Gina, baby? - I'm so scared.

Gina baby, we coming, baby. We gonna find you, baby.

What was that?

We gonna die!

Wait a minute, there's a candle up there.

- There's a candle over here. - 'Go get the candle.'

Come on. Ah!

Pam?

Pam!

Oh, no!

Oh, not the mummy man.

Not the mummy man.

Alright!

Oh!

- Ah! - I can get out!

- Go get it! Baby! - Where are we?

- Who is it? - Shut up, Cole.

- 'Open it up.' - Martin, is that you?

- Uh.. - Martin..

Baby! Baby, you okay?

Where the hell y'all been?

Martin! The mummy man put us in the closet!

Oh, snap, Martin!

Your scared behind took out the mummy.

Yo, you know I had to. I ain't afraid of no damn mummy.

Hey, Martin! This ain't no mummy, man. It's Mr. Jenkins.

Mr. Jenkins?

Here's your money, Mr. Payne.

Jenkins has been pulling this scam for over a year.

Takes people's down payments and then he scares them off.

You-you mean he ain't a real mummy?

No, man. No, no, he not. But you-you still a real dummy.

It's the first time we can catch Jenkins red-handed.

You're a brave man, Mr. Payne.

Oh, please! Please, officer.

- He ain't brave. He's cheap. - Let's go, Jenkins.

Get him outta here. Mr. Jenkins.

Get him out. Scaring me like that.

Baby, I am so proud of you

standing up to that sick old crow.

Thank you, baby. Thank you.

But you know I'd have stood up to Freddy Krueger.

- Jason and to Candyman for you. - Would you? Is it?

Even though I made a fool of myself

I'm happy those ghosts and things weren't real.

- 'Yeah.' - Get outta here.

Y'all was scared?

- Yeah. - Huh, yeah!

Ah! That was funny.

That was funny to me 'cause it's obvious

from the beginning the whole thing was a fake.

It was obvious.

'Guests, let's step in!'

- See y'all later. - Ah!

- It's not Gina, Pam. - What is it?

It's uh, Lina. Duh, Tina.

Tina..

This way?

It's like that?