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- Hey.
- Hey, you.
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- Good morning.
- Hmm, mornin'.
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Oh, yeah, baby, I heard you sing
like that since last night.
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That's because I want the
whole neighborhood to know
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how much I love my man.
Come on over here, boy.
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Yeah, that nice. Mm!
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Yeah, yeah, you love me, Jen,
you must love me.
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Kissin' me this early in
the morning, especially with
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my breath kicking,
like Jackie Chan.
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Well, I got one for you, I know
you love me, you know how?
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- How?
- Cause, um..
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You all upon me and I haven't
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washed my face yet.
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Oh, yeah, well,
true that, true that.
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I wouldn't mind if you
scoop that eye booger
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right off the corner
of your eye.
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- Shut up!
- Yeah.
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Oh, baby.
I'm just playing with you.
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You know, that's the dope thing
about being married.
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We can say anything,
we want to, each other.
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You know, I'm glad you
feel that way, Martin.
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Cause I've been meaning
to ask you.
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Could you not switch the pillow
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after you slobbered on yours?
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- Slobbering? Please Gina.
- Yeah, that's..
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You the one to be slobberin',
that's why, the time
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you wake up,
your bottom lip is chapped.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, I could use
a little chapstick, yes.
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Baby, you may want to try
armor roll.
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Shut up!
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Mommy, mommy wait, okay,
let me get this straight.
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You need a lawyer because you
went to the beauty shop
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and they made you
look like.. Who?
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Coolio?
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Alright, alright, mommy. Okay.
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I know a lawyer.
Larry H. Darker.
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No, he'll
fight for you, really.
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- Okay, mom, bye. Bye!
- Hey babe, who was that?
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Oh, Martin, that was my mother.
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You would not believe what they
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did to her hair down at the
beauty shop.
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Gina, what I don't believe
is how good this
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breakfast looks baby, I mean for
once the bacon looks like bacon
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the eggs ain't running like
Michael Johnson.
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What'd you do?
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I got it from a restaurant,
Martin.
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Oh, I knew something
was up, Gina.
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What is the problem now, Martin?
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Gina you got butter
in the jelly.
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I'm sorry,
go around the butter.
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Whatever, Gina.
Whatever.
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Always complainin'.
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- What about you?
- What about me?
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Mr. Always leaving stuff
out of the refrigerator.
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See that's where
you's wrong, Gina.
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I don't be leaving
stuff out, baby.
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Oh really?
Oh, okay.
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What about this? Huh?
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- Remember this?
- Yeah, what about it?
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I left that out for you, I knew
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you's gonna want some.
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Your mother should have
named you, Pinocchio, see.
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Uh, why is that?
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'Cause that's been
sitting out for a week.
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Yeah, yeah, huh?
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- Oh..
- Yeah!
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- Oh, that's cold, Gina.
- Hmm-hmm.
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Yeah, well at least
I don't snore.
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How're you going get
mad at me for doing somethin'
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I don't even know I am doing.
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Me and the whole damn building
know, you're doing it.
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You're keeping us up
all night, baby.
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You know what,
I'm not trying to
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argue with you
this morning, okay?
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Well, you know what,
then as far
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as I'm concerned,
it's quashed.
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- Fine!
- Fine.
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You know what else you do
that I can't stand you, Gina?
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- What?
- Is that you leave..
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...empty stuff
in the refrigerator.
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I may leave stuff out.
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But at least it's full.
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That's it! I'm out of here.
I'm going to work.
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- "I'm going to work."
- Okay?
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I'm-I'm getting out of here
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because at least
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they appreciate me.
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At least they don't
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eat with their mouths open.
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Fine, Gina run off to work.
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As always, you can't even
stay here
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and have breakfast with me?
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Whatever!
Whatever, Gina.
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Don't make no sense, just goin'
run off and get thick.
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You won't run out. Huh?
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Two damn drops of milk, Gina?
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That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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I don't want nothin'
to eat anymore!
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Yeah, that's right,
that's right.
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Mm-hm.
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This is good.
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I guess it's true,
what they say.
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You can't eat just one.
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You gotta eat like
a whole lot of them and stuff.
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Like eating a
whole potato or somethin'.
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'Looks left, let's it fly!'
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'Complete to Wilkinson, out of
bounds of the 25 yard line.'
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'That'll come to clock with a--'
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Man, please, you clipped them.
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- Hey!
- Gina.
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- Yeah.
- I am trying to watch the game.
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Oh, don't mind me.
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Just doin' my thing over here.
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Gina, why'd you
turn off the game?
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Why are you watching TV
while I am trying to read?
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Well, why can't you
read in the bedroom?
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Why can't you watch TV
in the bedroom?
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- It's broken.
- Well, fix it!
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- Oh, mama tryin' to tell--
- What, excuse me, what?
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What, what,
what was that, sorry?
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I said, I always love my mama.
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She's my favorite girl, Gina.
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That's what I said.
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Uh-huh, mama's boy.
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Excuse me,
I didn't quite get that.
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I said..
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- I know the song, Gina.
- That's what, I was saying.
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I'm going to Nipsey's.
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Oh, girl. Yeah.
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See now you fighting dirty.
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You didn't have to bring a
Evander Uglyfield in to this.
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Will you just,
get out of my way.
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Going about your business for
somebody to get hurt--
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- You better get out of my way.
- Okay, you in my place.
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- I ain't got to step nowhere.
- You get out of my way, you--
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I ain't gonna argue with y'all
'cause it's two of y'all--
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That's right, that's right!
That's right!
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Hi girl, wassup?
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- Hey.
- Oh-oh.
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Oh-oh, what's the matter,
is Martin
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acting his shoe-size again?
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Pam, I don't know what it is
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we are arguing over
the smallest things.
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Hmm, you mean like his height?
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- Come on, Pam, I'm serious.
- Alright.
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- I-I don't know what to do.
- Alright, alright, alright.
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Gina, if you're that serious,
maybe y'all should
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get some help, you know, my aunt
and uncle, they went to see
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a marriage counselor when they
were having problems.
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Wait a minute, didn't they
get a divorce?
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Yeah, but at least
they both happy, now.
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I don't know about this.
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I don't think Martin is going to
come with me to see a shrink.
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What difference would it make,
he's already shrunk!
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That's not fair.
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You forget something,
Billy flee Williams?
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Yeah, I forgot how bad my place
smells after you've been in it.
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You know what Gina,
if I were you
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I would get rid of this GI joke.
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And get me a full size, man.
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Get out of my face,
it's not the time, step.
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- Alright.
- Okay.
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I forgot my wallet.
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Martin, please just
come back here.
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We need to talk,
we are having some problems.
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What do you mean, "We", Gina?
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Martin, I'm talking about
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the arguing, the nitpicking
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the silent treatment.
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I think we need some help.
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Alright, fine, Gina.
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I'll have a talk
with mama, tomorrow.
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I didn't, no, nope, nope, nope
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nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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No, no, no, I'm talking about
a marriage counselor, Martin.
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Marriage C-Gina, please!
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In high school, I didn't even
go to my guidance counselor.
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Would you please?
Can we just try it?
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That's it Gina, no.
No, okay?
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My mind is made up.
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Marty Martin, ain't going
to no counseling.
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Okay, Mr. Marriage Counselor.
Let's do this.
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Okay, cause, uh,
my meter's runnin'.
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Yes, well, first of all,
I'd like to ask both of you..
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You Martin Payne, damn, I mean
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I saw your name on the list
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but I didn't know it's really
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you, I watch your show everyday.
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Good for you, doc,
thank you man.
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Excuse me, Dr. Slocum,
we're here to talk about
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some problems that me
and Martin are having.
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Oh, what kind of problem
could you possibly have
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being married to the
funniest man in America?
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Doc, that's what I've been
trying to tell her, man.
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But right now me
and her ain't here, you know?
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You know what, Martin?
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I don't think Dr. Slocum
is the right counselor for us.
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Woah, Gina, I'm starting to get
used to this counseling thing.
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Uh, Mrs. Payne,
y-y-you're right.
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Let's, let's get down
to business.
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What exactly seems to be
bothering you
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about your relationship?
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Thank you, well, first of all,
Martin has been doing--
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Some of the funniest talk-show
television, I've ever seen.
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The shows you did of little
people slam dunk competition.
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Oh, you know, what had happened
partner had hops, you know.
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And a lot of people didn't know
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he had skills that could play,
you know.
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He was shot and shattered,
the little tiny back board.
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Well, I'm getting out.
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- I'm getting out.
- No, no, no, Mrs. Payne.
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Please wait, uh, please wait,
don't leave.
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Don't leave un-un-until you take
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a picture of me
and my main man, Martin.
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- Come on, yeah.
- 'Yeah.'
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Gina, I don't know why we here.
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I thought the last brother
was cool.
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Martin I'd heard
that Dr. Delgado
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is the guru of all counselors.
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Hello, how's everybody doing?
Okay, now..
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How many of you are here
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because you're having
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marital problems?
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'Unh-huh, unh-huh,
unh-huh, unh-huh.'
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What if I could show you
how to save your marriage
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and make six figures doing it,
would you like that?
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- 'Yeah'.
- Hell, yeah!
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Don't y'all think y'all
should say "Hell, yeah."
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How you gonna get your money?
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Then you need my personal
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power kit, regularly $379.
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This priceless tool
can be available to you
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today for just $29.99
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That's just $6 a day,
for the rest of your life.
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Well, Gina, I ain't
no accountant
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but partner's math
ain't addin' up.
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Baby, let's be out of here.
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Don't let six bucks break up
a happy home. Okay.
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What'd I tell you Gina?
That counseling was whack.
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Baby, all we did was
waste time and money.
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Alright, alright, Martin,
but we still have
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some problems that
we need to work out.
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Gina I ain't got no problem.
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00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,271
Well, if I got a problem,
then you got a problem.
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00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,572
And if you got a
problem with that
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00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,642
then we sure enough
got a problem.
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I wish I had a hearing problem.
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I ain't got time for this.
I've got to get back to work.
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I got to go cause you
got the problem.
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- Okay, fine.
- You got a problem--
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You runnin' out again.
Fine, Gina!
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00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,926
Always running out, every time
we get a little argument.
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What you can't handle the truth?
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Make no sense.
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'Uh, Mrs. Payne, this is'
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'attorney Larry H. Darker.'
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'Yes. I will take your case.'
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'I'll meet you at your office
this afternoon at two o'clock.'
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00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,380
'We are going to
take him to the cleaners.'
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My..
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My wife!
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00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,740
Hey, hey, hey, what's up, dawg?
What happened, man?
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00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,409
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's
going on, man, I was just
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00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,377
in the middle of
trimmin' mom's mustache.
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00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,082
Well, look, maybe y'all should
be sitting for this man.
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- Martin, we-we are sitting.
- Well sit real hard.
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- Sit real heavy, okay?
- Okay, okay, come on.
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00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:18,190
Well, come on with it,
we-cut up, what's going on?
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00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,326
Gina tryin' to stick me
for my paper.
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00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,900
But, Martin,
you ain't got no money.
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Don't listen to him Martin,
just tell us what happened.
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Gina hired a lawyer.
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00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,776
She planning
t-to divorce me, man.
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I can't let her go, man.
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A divorce?
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Wait, wait, come on man.
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Where did you get that idea?
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00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,921
Tom, I heard it on
the answer machine, man.
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Some lawyer gonna tell her
he gonna take me to cleaners.
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00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,294
M-uh-hey, hey look, man, hey,
you don't need no lawyer
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00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,730
to take you to the cleaners,
okay, I got the pacer
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00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,232
right downstairs, man, okay?
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00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,901
Cole, shut up.
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00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,237
Look, look, come on, come on.
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00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:08,307
Dawg, no, this don't
sound like Gina.
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00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:12,278
I hoped you guys signed one
of them, prenatal agreements.
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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,485
That's prenuptial,
Brian Dumble.
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00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,221
Uh-uh, Martin y'all did
sign one of those, right?
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00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,125
No, Tommy, we didn't sign
nothin' like that?
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00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,327
Oh, no...well, uh
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maybe there is something
to what you're saying, man.
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00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,831
But then again, then again,
you know, you may
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00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,567
you always jump
into conclusion, man.
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00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,472
I knew what I heard on
the damn machine, Tommy.
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00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,408
Yeah, Tommy, he know
what he heard.
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00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,743
His ear is all
bigger than yours.
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00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,913
And mine.
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00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,281
Shut up, fool!
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00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,116
Just, no I'm, o-ah..
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00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,484
Okay, sorry about the ear joke.
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00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,853
Sorry about that,
but no, seriously, now
302
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,355
the same thing happened
to this brother I know
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00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,124
one time okay,
his wife cleaned him out.
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00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:03,128
Then ran off to
the Bahamas with her lawyer.
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00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,697
What?
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00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,698
The Bahamas?
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00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,999
With her lawyer.
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00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,602
Alright.
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00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,943
Some lawyer's gonna end up
in The Ba-hospital.
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00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,314
Cause Old Marty, Martin
ain't going out like that.
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00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,851
Okay, y'all know where I be, I'm
about to turn into an animal.
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00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,353
Okay? I'll be now.
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00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,558
So what do you think, Mr. Darky?
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00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,393
You think my mother
has a case or not?
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00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,529
Well, I got a good news
and I've got bad news.
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00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,998
The bad news is your mom
is going to have to
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00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,066
cut off all her hair.
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00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,568
But the good news,
she's going to be
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00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,670
the richest bald person
next to Michael Jordan.
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00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,340
Excuse me, Gina,
we need you in the meeting
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00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,743
and it looks like
you need me in this one.
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00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,178
- How you doing? Pamela James.
- Hi.
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00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,915
Uh, Pam. This is Mr. Darker.
He's an attorney.
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00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,053
Oh, so you're a lawyer
like Johnny Cochran.
325
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,988
Uh-ah, okay,
time for us to go, Pam
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00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,057
to the meeting,
I'll be right back.
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00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,925
Do you make as much money
as he does?
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00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,828
- Pam.
- Gina, he's potential.
329
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,435
What's up?
330
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,138
Not much bro, Ham,
what'd be like?
331
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,807
Oh, so you know who I am!
332
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,709
Uh, no, but, uh,
how many guesses I get?
333
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,413
I heard that on Comic View.
334
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,315
Oh, you funny,
oh, you're a funny lawyer.
335
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,486
Oh, you like jokes? Well, here's
a little jokey joke for you.
336
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,790
What did the pissed off husband
say to the fake ass lawyer?
337
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,428
I-I don't know, bro.
What'd he say?
338
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,498
Nothing.
He just kicked his teeth out.
339
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,567
Ah!
340
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,603
You know, maybe it's me
but, uh, I don't get it.
341
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,472
You don't get it,
you're the lawyer who
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00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,141
left the-the message on my
answer machine, aren't you?
343
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,077
Oh, you Mr. Payne, you,
you know, I can assure you
344
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,179
I can clear up
all this confusion.
345
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,948
Only thing I'm confused about
346
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,250
is what foot I'mma put
in your ass.
347
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,918
Come here. Let's go.
348
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,790
Look, I know we can get
the Watson account.
349
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,193
Well, let's talk about profit
projections, okay?
350
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,862
Alright, who else wants some?
351
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,631
Who else wants some?
I got one shoe left.
352
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:53,966
Oh, you want some in your ass.
353
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,267
Come on, step.
354
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,171
Martin what are you doing?
355
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,839
I'm in the middle of a meeting.
356
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,374
What do you mean,
what am I doing here, Gina?
357
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,109
I should be asking you
the same question.
358
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,712
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on, Gina.
359
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,981
I leave some orange juice
out of refrigerator
360
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,382
and you call the lawyer on me.
361
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,483
Like you ain't never left some
362
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,652
dirty socks out before.
363
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,487
Okay, you know what,
I think we need to talk
364
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,822
about this outside,
let's go Martin.
365
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,390
Outside, oh-oh, wha-what
366
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,659
you ashamed o' Marty Martin now?
367
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,361
Is that why you divorcing me?
368
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,196
- Divorce!
- Yeah.
369
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,565
Yeah, I know about you
and Chris Darden planning to
370
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,034
run off to The Bahamas
with all my money, Gina.
371
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:34,173
Wait, all your money, man,
broke as you are
372
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,141
they not gonna run very far.
373
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,313
I wasn't even talking to you,
Janet Jackass.
374
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,483
'Hey!'
375
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,584
'Martin Payne!'
376
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,085
Martin, could you listen?
377
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,320
No, you listen, you tell her
378
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,423
to listen and you listen, okay?
379
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,760
Both of y'all and Gina,
you promise to love me
380
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,496
for better or for worse,
but if you want out..
381
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,064
- I won't stop you.
- But Martin--
382
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:02,100
Hey, but you just
remember one thing.
383
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,370
- I loved you.
- Martin, I love you too.
384
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,039
And I'm not divorcing you!
385
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,922
You not?
386
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,260
Sorry.
387
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,762
Why do you hired a lawyer?
388
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:31,897
Martin..
389
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,234
Martin,
that's my mother's lawyer.
390
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,269
Remember I told you they
jacked up her hair
391
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,937
at the beauty salon?
392
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:43,942
You sure did, oh, baby.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
393
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,477
- Sometimes I--
- Right, right, right.
394
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,713
- I mean, you know how it is--
- Uh-huh!
395
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:53,585
- So you ain't leaving me?
- No.
396
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,321
You're gonna have to do more
than leave some orange juice
397
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,992
on the counter to get rid of me.
398
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,094
- Is that right?
- I love you, Martin.
399
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,395
I love you.
400
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,233
Ah, please!
401
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,840
Ah, baby, do you know
any other lawyers?
402
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,842
Oh yeah. Why?
403
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,844
Cause when that lawyer
wakes up..
404
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,013
- I'mma need one.
- Baby, you didn't.
405
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:36,528
I don't know.
406
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,302
I like so many things about you,
I don't know..
407
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,804
Martin actin' his
shoe size again?
408
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:49,174
Pam, I don't.. I don't
know my next line.
409
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,383
See that's where
you're wrong, Lina.
410
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,484
"Lina"?
411
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,454
'"Lina?"'
412
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,822
You cheatin' on me!
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