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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:04,371 Come on, baby, it's time to get up. 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:05,739 - Gina? - Huh. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,007 - Why'd you do that for, baby? - What? 4 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:11,544 Baby, I was right in the middle of this dream, it was the bomb. 5 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:13,813 Well, was I in this dream? 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,082 Yep. You was my waitress. 7 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,218 Yep and you were butt naked. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,990 - With press on nails. - What?! 9 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,093 Yes, you was, baby, and you were jingling, baby. 10 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,529 Oh, you were jingling. 11 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,932 Jingling. Yes. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,101 Nice. I am done tellin' you. It was really nice. 13 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,771 - It was really nice. - Martin, you are so nasty. 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:38,938 Yeah, that I am. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,541 - That I am. - Whoa! Martin. 16 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:42,609 Baby, your dream girl's got to get to work 17 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,177 and let's, let's go. Let me-- 18 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,112 Work ain't all, baby, but you ain't going nowhere. 19 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,414 Work going to be there. 20 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,515 - Come on now. - Martin. 21 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:49,616 - What? - Martin. 22 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,850 What? 23 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,119 What did you say your order was, Mr. Payne? 24 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,628 Mmm.. Ohh! 25 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,962 Oh, baby, don't answer it. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,564 Baby, what if it's important? 27 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:05,899 There's nothing more important than 28 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,634 what we're about to do right now, Gina. 29 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:15,041 Baby, I'll get it. I gotta to get it. 30 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,377 Gina, I'm trying to give it to you, baby. 31 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,883 Hello? 32 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,785 - Uh, yes. It's my boss. - Okay. 33 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,090 Re-really? 34 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,658 Really? 35 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,094 Wow! That is great. 36 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,662 Uh-huh. 37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,431 Okay, thank you. No, I'll see you in a minute. 38 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,933 Okay. Bye-bye. 39 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,002 - Martin. - What? 40 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,170 Mr. Whitaker just told me that 41 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,506 I have been nominated for an ADVI. 42 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:50,276 It's like an academy awards of the advertising industry. 43 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,511 - What? - Yes. 44 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,946 - Babe. - Your woman. 45 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:55,815 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 46 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,016 - Girl.. - Thank you. 47 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,685 Now let's get back to that love. 48 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,520 No, baby, I've got to tell Pam. 49 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,356 Oh.. Oh! Gina, Pam? 50 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,926 Oh, babe, you just done turn my dream into a nightmare. 51 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,863 Pam, are you sure this dress isn't too stank 52 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,899 to wear to the awards dinner tonight? 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,569 Let me see. Hmm. Hell yeah, it's stank. 54 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,371 But if the judges haven't made up their minds 55 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,474 I'm sure that stank dress will do it for them. 56 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,910 I don't know, Pam. Martin will trip on this one. 57 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,680 Ah, please. Ah, who cares what he thinks. 58 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,814 Just go for it. 59 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,483 And besides he needs a stepladder 60 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,884 to see your cleavage anyway. 61 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,155 Baby, we won. We won, baby. 62 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,258 You won? Don't tell me. 63 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,861 You won a limbo contest 'cause you was the only one 64 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,197 that could fit under the 1-inch bar, right? 65 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,435 Watch it, baby. Should have known it was you, Pam. 66 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,405 Baby, when wild dogs foam at the mouth 67 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,007 that generally mean they got rabies. 68 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,243 See the spat little right around the mouth? 69 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,778 - You better back off. - Pam. Martin. 70 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,780 - Martin and Pam, please. - Yeah. 71 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,715 - You started it with him. - I did not start. 72 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,217 Pam, anyway. 73 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,553 Martin, Tommy and Cole are in a 3 on 3 basketball tournament. 74 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,289 I'm so excited. 75 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,691 You ain't gotta act like deadeye. 76 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,527 You gotta act like dead. That's right. 77 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,795 This afternoon we're going to be 78 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,797 on a three on three competition. 79 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,966 And we playing this afternoon. 80 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,968 And, Pam.. 81 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,637 ...we want you on the bench with us. 82 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,406 Can you do that? Can you make that? 83 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,210 And why is that, Shorty Pippin? 84 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,782 So we could sit on your furry coat and not get splinters. 85 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,119 You know what, I don't have to take this. 86 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,420 Get out of my way. 87 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,155 - Gina, I'll check you tonight. - 'Later, Pam.' 88 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:19,225 - Wait Pam, don't go yet. - What? 89 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,760 Well.. 90 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,329 ...you're gonna leave without saying bye. 91 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,833 Hey, you know I like to kick you out my damn self. Hold on. 92 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,401 - Step. - You suck. 93 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,503 Get out. Yeah, step. 94 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,444 Baby, you should have seen me on the court today. 95 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:39,846 I'm telling you, you should have seen me. 96 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,514 Babe, they was throwing the ball and everything 97 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,950 I had the ball I was doing like um, fakes. 98 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,985 You know, all up in the air like that. 99 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,687 Then I was like, 'Oh, on the light.' 100 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,856 You know how George does scoop shot on us sometime. 101 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,626 Baby, it was times right, that I needn't know I had the ball. 102 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:58,765 You know what I mean. That is like, bow! You know. 103 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:02,101 That's my Baby George right there. I like that. 104 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,369 Hey, you know what's so smooth? 105 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,504 That we both going to be getting 106 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:05,938 trophies tonight. 107 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,808 No, wait a minute. No. I have not won yet. 108 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,543 Martin, which one do you think I should wear tonight? 109 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,879 The Armani or the Donna Karan? 110 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,048 Well, I don't know, baby. 111 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,549 I like you in my favorite. 112 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,818 Oh, really? What's that? 113 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,654 Butt-ball naked.. 114 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,725 You've been so nasty. 115 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,227 Baby, come down here, 'cause I want to show you something. 116 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,698 Alright, alright. Oh show me. Show me. 117 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:49,315 Oh, baby. 118 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,652 Baby, that was what I call, Olympic style love. 119 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,855 I mean, we need to do that floor exercise more often. 120 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,726 Oh, yeah, yeah, baby, for-for that last move 121 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,160 you deserve to go. 122 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:07,867 Lemme get up and outta here. 123 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,936 I'm gonna be late for my hair appointment. 124 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,104 I gotta take a shower. 125 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,774 Martin, what's wrong with you? 126 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,578 - Martin? - Huh? 127 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,614 Nothing, baby I...I just had a little twinge. 128 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,516 That's all, a little twinge. I don't know what that is. 129 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,251 - A little twinge? - Yeah, a little twinge. 130 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,453 Martin, the last time you had a little twinge 131 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,288 you were in the bed for a week. 132 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,624 - Oh baby, oh. Did I say twinge? - Yes. 133 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,760 Alright, I meant tweak. Alright? 134 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,396 I had a little tweak. Okay? I'm back. I'm cool. 135 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,731 Twinge, tweak. Martin, it doesn't.. 136 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,300 Martin, if your back is acting up 137 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,636 you don't need to be out on that basketball court. 138 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,737 - Gina. - What? 139 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,539 My back is fine, baby. Okay? 140 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,708 And I ain't going to miss these finals for nothing. 141 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,777 And tonight is one of the biggest nights of my life 142 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,645 and I want you by my side. 143 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,914 Promise me you'll not go play basketball, please. 144 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,283 - Gina. I got be in-- - Martin, you got to-- 145 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,154 Fine. Alright, I promise, Gina. 146 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,789 I promise, I-I won't be in the game. 147 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,590 - Thank you. - I'll just watch the game. 148 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,893 - Okay? - Thank you very much. 149 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,395 I love you. I'm going to take a shower. 150 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:16,669 Hey, hey, hey. What's up and down? 151 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,504 Hey, ready to win a championship man? 152 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,739 - You know I am. - Cool. 153 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:25,845 What are you laughing at, Cole? Keep it down, alright? 154 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,448 Keep it down 'cause I-I just told Gina 155 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,349 that I wasn't playing in the game. 156 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,684 You ain't playing? 157 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,454 I am playing, you fool. I am playing, okay? 158 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,755 I just told her I weren't playing 'cause she 159 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,190 keeps sweating me about my back. 160 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,592 Oh, come on, man. Not your back again. 161 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,628 My back is alright. Tommy, Cole. Alright? 162 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,796 I'm just going to put a little ice on it 163 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,031 and I'll be straight, man. 164 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,799 - Okay. You sure? - Alright? 165 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,135 - I am sure, man. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 166 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,536 Cool. Cool, cool. 167 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,371 Okay now, check it out, check it out. I got the plan B. 168 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,373 I got the plan. Now bus it. 169 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,277 We give all the brothers on the other team beepers, right? 170 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,379 Okay? And uh.. 171 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,182 during the game, I page them. 172 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,719 You're with me so far. 173 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,888 They will answer the phones. 174 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,391 We score all the points. We won. You know what I'm saying. 175 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,228 Is you whipping? Oh, yeah! 176 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,231 It's pretty smart, ain't it? 177 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,032 - Cole. - What's that? 178 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,368 - Use some.. - M-m-martin. Don't worry. 179 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:24,971 Okay. Now what we need to talk about is a strategy. 180 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,806 A real strategy, alright? 181 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:28,708 Because, dawg, sellin' 'em ain't no joke, man. 182 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:32,211 Word up. Brother I'm guarding is 6'9", just got out of prison 183 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:34,514 for beating up his Sunday school teacher. 184 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,850 - 6'9"? - 6'9" 185 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,922 So, that means he's little taller than Tommy there. 186 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,692 Yeah. 187 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,828 That could be a match up problem. 188 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,062 Let me see the ball. 189 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,933 Did you get a last name on him? 190 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,334 - You get the name, Cole? - Beatdown. 191 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:57,403 - Beatdown. Yeah. - Beatdown. 192 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,938 Okay, 6'9" Beatdown. 193 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,374 Yeah. Okay. Cool. 194 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,441 Brother, he's going to get 195 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,509 a bird's eye view 196 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:04,777 of my three pointer. 197 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:05,945 - 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah, yeah, play it off.' 198 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:06,946 There you go! 199 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,915 We aimin' all to win it, dawg! 200 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,783 - Get it on. - Yeah, yeah. 201 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,085 Okay. Alright, listen up. 202 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:16,689 Remember, Cole no stupid shot. Okay? 203 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,624 No turnovers and guys 204 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,426 no women before the game. 205 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,129 Alright. I am down. We're down. Cool, okay? 206 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,099 'Oh Martin, this shower feels so good.' 207 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,203 Gina! Gina! Whoa-whoa! Whoa! 208 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,406 Baby, watch your mouth. 209 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,041 We got company. 210 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,143 - Hey, Gina. - Hey, Gina. 211 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,645 'Oh sorry. Hi, Tommy. Hi, Cole.' 212 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,816 Hey, now remember. No women. 213 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:47,153 No sex until after the game. 214 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,554 That's easy for you all to say this 215 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,157 'cause you all are used to not getting that. 216 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,460 Actually, I mean, to tell you the truth. 217 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,564 I would be feeling better if I get some. 218 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,235 I'm sorry, I'm tellin' you like I'll be in my game. 219 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,837 Martin. No. 220 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,739 You promised, man, you promised. 221 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,076 Alright, so I lied, man. Okay? Get to step. 222 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,011 Scoopy and Hoopy, step. 223 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:16,182 Man, please, I told you, I'm feelin' better. 224 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,584 I'm tellin' ya, I know my jig, I'll be on. 225 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,686 I guess needin' a little bit. Baby. 226 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,296 - Gina, we gonna be late. - Where's Martin? 227 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,932 Well, as small as he is, he could be anywhere. 228 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,872 Whoo! Now, that was fun. 229 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,974 - No, that was not funny, Pam. - Yeah, it was fun. 230 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,443 I am nervous enough as it is. 231 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,446 Girl, what if I actually win? 232 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:51,550 Just march right up there, grab your award and tell them 233 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,052 you couldn't do it without me. 234 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,458 Hello? Martin? 235 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:00,860 Martin, where are you? 236 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,696 Mmm-hmm. 237 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:07,366 Alright, baby, we only have an hour to.. Okay. 238 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,669 Alright, just hurry, please. 239 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,404 - Bye. - 'What?' 240 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,738 Cole's pacer broke down again. 241 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,373 We gotta go, he will be meeting there. 242 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,577 Wait a minute, wait a minute. How is he gonna get there? 243 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,079 On his ear plane? 244 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,252 I'm killing me. 245 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,588 You didn't think that was funny? 246 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,524 You know your man is always late anyway. 247 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,093 I don't care that he's late. I'm just glad that he's okay. 248 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,932 Okay. Psst. 249 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,435 Come on just quick. Come on, come on. Oh, be careful. 250 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,173 Alright, alright, alright, alright. 251 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,942 Here we go. Step. Step. What are you doin'? 252 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,744 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 253 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,680 Come on! 254 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,184 Step. Step. 255 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,755 Alright, there you go, Martin. All done. 256 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,090 Alright, how do I look. Am I straight? 257 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,761 Nah! But hey, the tie-the tie is fly. 258 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,062 The tie look good. 259 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,230 Martin, here-here are your shoes, man. 260 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,565 You need some help puttin' them on? 261 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,134 - No, I think I got it. - You sure? 262 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,702 Look, man. Look! 263 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,704 You-you were in tears trying to pull in the socks. 264 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:23,976 Tommy, now I wasn't crying okay, because I hurt my back 265 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,912 I was crying 'cause we lost the game, and I-I.. 266 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,748 Okay, okay. Come on, sit down, man. This is crazy. 267 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,449 - Yeah, yeah. - You barely put your shoes on. 268 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,885 Look, we need to call Gina and tell her you just can't make it. 269 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,386 Hey, now look, I told you 270 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,989 I am gonna be there and I'm gonna be there, Tommy. 271 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,424 Cole, where is your damn chiropractor? 272 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,725 He's coming, Martin. Be still. 273 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,826 Now, hold still, so I can tighten up 274 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,661 your cucumber button. 275 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,830 That's cummerbund, fool. 276 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,433 - Aaaah! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 277 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,836 Yeah, I see I've come to the right place. 278 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,839 Who the hell are you? 279 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,142 Rollin' up in my house unannounced. 280 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,244 Uh, Martin, Martin, this is the chiropractor 281 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,478 I was telling you about. Yeah. 282 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,614 Dr. Bones Johnson. 283 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,183 I work the bonies of all the homies. 284 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,519 Excu-excuse me, doctor, are you a licensed chiropractor? 285 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,855 Hey, hey, hey. Now nobody said nothing about no license. 286 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,527 Man, get him the hell out of here, Cole. 287 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,495 Hold on, hold on. Wait-wait, Martin. Wait a minute. 288 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,030 Now maybe you should give him a try. 289 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,332 Look, your back ain't going to get any worse, okay? 290 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,001 - Tommy, I don't know, man. - I know. I know. 291 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,636 - I mean, you know.. - Don't worry about it. 292 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,438 - You won't feel a thing. - Hey, what the hell. Ohhh! 293 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,142 Now, how do you feel? 294 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,978 I'm about to put your ass up in the yard brass. 295 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,385 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey! 296 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,453 Oh! 297 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,555 Oh! 298 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:44,790 Oh! 299 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,560 Oh-ho! 300 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,061 - Oh-ho! - It is.. 301 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,296 Alright, alright. 302 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,964 Oh. What the. 303 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,566 My back, my back is in place, man. 304 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,368 - Alright. - Oh, man, this feels good. 305 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,804 - Told you he was good. - Cole. 306 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,073 You're about to get his ass whooping. 307 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,174 Run, Cole! 308 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,252 - Hey! Baby. - Hey! 309 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,386 What's happenin'? 310 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,088 - You look so beautiful. - Thank you. 311 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,489 Well, I'm glad you made it, Martin. 312 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,658 Oh, Gina, I told you I will be here, baby. 313 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,026 What you doubt me? 314 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,262 Well, I thought since you were late you had gone on 315 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,664 and played basketball and hurt yourself. 316 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,433 Gina, now you're hurting me. 317 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,835 Baby, don't my word mean anything? 318 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,570 I'm sorry, baby. I am sorry. 319 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,739 - Well anyway. I'm here, right? - Yes. 320 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:38,244 Hey. I'm indestructible. Just call me Superman. 321 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,947 Superman? Please. 322 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,617 You couldn't even fit in super boy uniform. 323 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,354 - Superman. - Oh, it's you, Pam. 324 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,755 It's me. 325 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,291 I didn't recognize you without your feed bag. 326 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,293 - Oh, you're stepping out. - No, I ain't steppin' nothin'. 327 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,061 Martin and Pam, not now. 328 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,797 Today is a very important day for me. 329 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,902 Gina, they want you over here for pictures. 330 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,237 - Thank you. - You better shut up. 331 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,239 Hey, Martin, I'll be right back. 332 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,076 - Hey, Martin. - Hey. 333 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,645 Mr. Whitaker, how you doing, man? 334 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,879 - Man, I'm fine. - Alright. 335 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,581 You know we're all very proud of Gina. 336 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,483 She's a great asset to our company. 337 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,620 Hey, you let me worry about my wife's ass sets, okay? 338 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,656 You just make sure she get a raise, man. 339 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,058 Yeah, that's funny, Martin. 340 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,761 Anyway, good to see you, Martin. 341 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,462 Oh! Oh! 342 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,099 Hey, baby. Did you lose something? 343 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,302 Oh, no, baby, I'm just looking on my shoes 344 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,504 to make sure my bow tie was straight. That's all. 345 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,739 - Let me see. - Oh. 346 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,509 - It looks fine. - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.. 347 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,679 - Isn't this exciting? - Yeah, it is. 348 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,181 Excuse me, Martin, let me borrow Gina for a moment. 349 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,349 I would like her to meet a couple of people. 350 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,184 Could I just steal her for a moment? 351 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,686 You could have her for whole night. 352 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,987 Oh! Come here. 353 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,159 How you doing? Ouch! 354 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,293 Ooh! 355 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,128 Yeah, warm days. 356 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,698 - Come here often. - Mnm-mnm, Martin. 357 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,199 You sittin' at the wrong table, honey. 358 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,535 We're sittin' all the way over there. 359 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,971 Well, Pam, not anymore. Alright? 360 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,340 We're over here now, so you tell Gina to come over here 361 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,775 'cause I ain't moving no more tonight. Ow! Ow! 362 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,711 - Selfish. - Oww! 363 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,351 Oh, Martin, you know this is 364 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,053 my song, boy. You gotta, come on, let's go dance. 365 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,823 Oh baby, you go ahead. I'm cool. I'm just gonna watch you dance. 366 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:34,460 'Cause you dance so lovely, I think everybody would agree. 367 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,328 No, come on, Martin. Stop playing. 368 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,697 Ah! Oh, oh! Oh. Ouch! 369 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,467 Ouch! 370 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,008 Oh, suck it, suck it. Oh. 371 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,343 Martin. 372 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,713 - Is that the new dance? - Yeah. 373 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,382 Oh, look at this. This is.. 374 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,584 Look at him move. 375 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,987 That's fine, girl. What's up? 376 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,056 This is better than a Macarena. 377 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,862 Gina, your category is up next, girl. 378 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:10,929 I got my fingers crossed. 379 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,931 Girl, I think I stopped breathing. 380 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,600 And now 381 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,604 the award for the best regional 382 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,706 32nd TV commercial. 383 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,708 The nominees are.. 384 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,278 "Art Bogart 385 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,580 for Grandma Jones Beef Turkey." 386 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,123 "Gina Payne, Suck it up paper towel." 387 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,691 Gina! Gina! 388 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,294 I've been friends with her for years. She's my best friend. 389 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,529 That's my friend. 390 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,798 We know, Pam. 391 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,132 And finally 392 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:52,571 "Ethan Greenberg, Yo mama's jumper cables." 393 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,311 And the winner.. 394 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,914 Nervous time. 395 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,418 "Gina Payne for Suck it up, paper towel." 396 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,962 I didn't think I was gonna win. I'm so unprepared. 397 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,831 Okay. Thank you. 398 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,666 Thank you so much. 399 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,168 First of all, I would like to thank.. 400 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,338 ...my boss, Mr. Whitaker 401 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,942 for trusting me with the suck it up ad. Thank you, Mr. Whitaker. 402 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,844 'Thank you and-and uh' 403 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,414 also, for her help, my co-worker and friend. 404 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,182 - Pamela James. - That's me! 405 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,284 That-that's me! 406 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,253 Can I get the spotlight over here please? 407 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,922 You know, I've dedicated a lot of my life-- 408 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,458 Thank you. Thank-thank-thank you. 409 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,193 Thank you. Alright, Pam. 410 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,696 - Alright. Alright. - Alright.. 411 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,101 And lastly I want to give a special thanks 412 00:18:56,168 --> 00:19:00,105 to the man who has given me so much love and support 413 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,707 my husband, Martin. 414 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,976 Martin, stand up, baby. Come on, over here. 415 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,211 Take the bow with me, please. 416 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,217 That's alright. That's alright, baby. You know how shy I am. 417 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,187 No Martin, go on up there. Get your prize. 418 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,958 Excuse me, lady. I.. 419 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,960 I.. Oh man, my bad. 420 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,062 Didn't you get nominated earlier.. 421 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,066 How you doing? Now excuse me. 422 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,334 I didn't mean to bother y'all. 423 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,670 I'm just lookin' for contact lens. 424 00:19:58,564 --> 00:19:59,698 Baby. 425 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,403 Congratulations, baby. 426 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,273 Oh, Martin. 427 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,348 Maybe next time you would listen to me, superman. 428 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,785 Alright, well look, Gina 429 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,454 you ain't got to say all that. 430 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,390 - Alright, my back is fine now. - Good. 431 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,526 Ain't nothing wrong with my back. 432 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,263 You want to celebrate? 433 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,133 - Do you want to celebrate? - Oh no. 434 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,135 No celebrating for you. 435 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,038 And Martin, just so we don't get tempted 436 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,574 you're gonna be sleeping out here tonight. 437 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:43,976 Till your back gets better. 438 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,978 Gina.. 439 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,981 Martin, I'm doing this for your own good. 440 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,120 Baby, it's good. My back is fine now, Gina. 441 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,556 Maybe. 442 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:01,326 But Martin, just to make sure.. 443 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,395 I say we wait on.. 444 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,432 Let's say, uh, couple of weeks. 445 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,936 - Goodnight. - Ohh.. 446 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,606 Gina, but I ain't gonna do it as smooth as I'ma do it now. 447 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,175 Gina, I'm in my prime. 448 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,678 Oh, baby. Ouch! 449 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,781 'What, Martin? Did you say somethin'?' 450 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,284 No, I said I'm chillin', baby. 451 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,453 Everything is just fine. Ow! Ow! 452 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,189 Ow! I thought I was in my prime. Ow! 32933

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