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Come on, baby, it's time to get up.

- Gina? - Huh.

- Why'd you do that for, baby? - What?

Baby, I was right in the middle of this dream, it was the bomb.

Well, was I in this dream?

Yep. You was my waitress.

Yep and you were butt naked.

- With press on nails. - What?!

Yes, you was, baby, and you were jingling, baby.

Oh, you were jingling.

Jingling. Yes.

Nice. I am done tellin' you. It was really nice.

- It was really nice. - Martin, you are so nasty.

Yeah, that I am.

- That I am. - Whoa! Martin.

Baby, your dream girl's got to get to work

and let's, let's go. Let me--

Work ain't all, baby, but you ain't going nowhere.

Work going to be there.

- Come on now. - Martin.

- What? - Martin.

What?

What did you say your order was, Mr. Payne?

Mmm.. Ohh!

Oh, baby, don't answer it.

Baby, what if it's important?

There's nothing more important than

what we're about to do right now, Gina.

Baby, I'll get it. I gotta to get it.

Gina, I'm trying to give it to you, baby.

Hello?

- Uh, yes. It's my boss. - Okay.

Re-really?

Really?

Wow! That is great.

Uh-huh.

Okay, thank you. No, I'll see you in a minute.

Okay. Bye-bye.

- Martin. - What?

Mr. Whitaker just told me that

I have been nominated for an ADVI.

It's like an academy awards of the advertising industry.

- What? - Yes.

- Babe. - Your woman.

- I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.

- Girl.. - Thank you.

Now let's get back to that love.

No, baby, I've got to tell Pam.

Oh.. Oh! Gina, Pam?

Oh, babe, you just done turn my dream into a nightmare.

Pam, are you sure this dress isn't too stank

to wear to the awards dinner tonight?

Let me see. Hmm. Hell yeah, it's stank.

But if the judges haven't made up their minds

I'm sure that stank dress will do it for them.

I don't know, Pam. Martin will trip on this one.

Ah, please. Ah, who cares what he thinks.

Just go for it.

And besides he needs a stepladder

to see your cleavage anyway.

Baby, we won. We won, baby.

You won? Don't tell me.

You won a limbo contest 'cause you was the only one

that could fit under the 1-inch bar, right?

Watch it, baby. Should have known it was you, Pam.

Baby, when wild dogs foam at the mouth

that generally mean they got rabies.

See the spat little right around the mouth?

- You better back off. - Pam. Martin.

- Martin and Pam, please. - Yeah.

- You started it with him. - I did not start.

Pam, anyway.

Martin, Tommy and Cole are in a 3 on 3 basketball tournament.

I'm so excited.

You ain't gotta act like deadeye.

You gotta act like dead. That's right.

This afternoon we're going to be

on a three on three competition.

And we playing this afternoon.

And, Pam..

...we want you on the bench with us.

Can you do that? Can you make that?

And why is that, Shorty Pippin?

So we could sit on your furry coat and not get splinters.

You know what, I don't have to take this.

Get out of my way.

- Gina, I'll check you tonight. - 'Later, Pam.'

- Wait Pam, don't go yet. - What?

Well..

...you're gonna leave without saying bye.

Hey, you know I like to kick you out my damn self. Hold on.

- Step. - You suck.

Get out. Yeah, step.

Baby, you should have seen me on the court today.

I'm telling you, you should have seen me.

Babe, they was throwing the ball and everything

I had the ball I was doing like um, fakes.

You know, all up in the air like that.

Then I was like, 'Oh, on the light.'

You know how George does scoop shot on us sometime.

Baby, it was times right, that I needn't know I had the ball.

You know what I mean. That is like, bow! You know.

That's my Baby George right there. I like that.

Hey, you know what's so smooth?

That we both going to be getting

trophies tonight.

No, wait a minute. No. I have not won yet.

Martin, which one do you think I should wear tonight?

The Armani or the Donna Karan?

Well, I don't know, baby.

I like you in my favorite.

Oh, really? What's that?

Butt-ball naked..

You've been so nasty.

Baby, come down here, 'cause I want to show you something.

Alright, alright. Oh show me. Show me.

Oh, baby.

Baby, that was what I call, Olympic style love.

I mean, we need to do that floor exercise more often.

Oh, yeah, yeah, baby, for-for that last move

you deserve to go.

Lemme get up and outta here.

I'm gonna be late for my hair appointment.

I gotta take a shower.

Martin, what's wrong with you?

- Martin? - Huh?

Nothing, baby I...I just had a little twinge.

That's all, a little twinge. I don't know what that is.

- A little twinge? - Yeah, a little twinge.

Martin, the last time you had a little twinge

you were in the bed for a week.

- Oh baby, oh. Did I say twinge? - Yes.

Alright, I meant tweak. Alright?

I had a little tweak. Okay? I'm back. I'm cool.

Twinge, tweak. Martin, it doesn't..

Martin, if your back is acting up

you don't need to be out on that basketball court.

- Gina. - What?

My back is fine, baby. Okay?

And I ain't going to miss these finals for nothing.

And tonight is one of the biggest nights of my life

and I want you by my side.

Promise me you'll not go play basketball, please.

- Gina. I got be in-- - Martin, you got to--

Fine. Alright, I promise, Gina.

I promise, I-I won't be in the game.

- Thank you. - I'll just watch the game.

- Okay? - Thank you very much.

I love you. I'm going to take a shower.

Hey, hey, hey. What's up and down?

Hey, ready to win a championship man?

- You know I am. - Cool.

What are you laughing at, Cole? Keep it down, alright?

Keep it down 'cause I-I just told Gina

that I wasn't playing in the game.

You ain't playing?

I am playing, you fool. I am playing, okay?

I just told her I weren't playing 'cause she

keeps sweating me about my back.

Oh, come on, man. Not your back again.

My back is alright. Tommy, Cole. Alright?

I'm just going to put a little ice on it

and I'll be straight, man.

- Okay. You sure? - Alright?

- I am sure, man. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Cool. Cool, cool.

Okay now, check it out, check it out. I got the plan B.

I got the plan. Now bus it.

We give all the brothers on the other team beepers, right?

Okay? And uh..

during the game, I page them.

You're with me so far.

They will answer the phones.

We score all the points. We won. You know what I'm saying.

Is you whipping? Oh, yeah!

It's pretty smart, ain't it?

- Cole. - What's that?

- Use some.. - M-m-martin. Don't worry.

Okay. Now what we need to talk about is a strategy.

A real strategy, alright?

Because, dawg, sellin' 'em ain't no joke, man.

Word up. Brother I'm guarding is 6'9", just got out of prison

for beating up his Sunday school teacher.

- 6'9"? - 6'9"

So, that means he's little taller than Tommy there.

Yeah.

That could be a match up problem.

Let me see the ball.

Did you get a last name on him?

- You get the name, Cole? - Beatdown.

- Beatdown. Yeah. - Beatdown.

Okay, 6'9" Beatdown.

Yeah. Okay. Cool.

Brother, he's going to get

a bird's eye view

of my three pointer.

- 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah, yeah, play it off.'

There you go!

We aimin' all to win it, dawg!

- Get it on. - Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Alright, listen up.

Remember, Cole no stupid shot. Okay?

No turnovers and guys

no women before the game.

Alright. I am down. We're down. Cool, okay?

'Oh Martin, this shower feels so good.'

Gina! Gina! Whoa-whoa! Whoa!

Baby, watch your mouth.

We got company.

- Hey, Gina. - Hey, Gina.

'Oh sorry. Hi, Tommy. Hi, Cole.'

Hey, now remember. No women.

No sex until after the game.

That's easy for you all to say this

'cause you all are used to not getting that.

Actually, I mean, to tell you the truth.

I would be feeling better if I get some.

I'm sorry, I'm tellin' you like I'll be in my game.

Martin. No.

You promised, man, you promised.

Alright, so I lied, man. Okay? Get to step.

Scoopy and Hoopy, step.

Man, please, I told you, I'm feelin' better.

I'm tellin' ya, I know my jig, I'll be on.

I guess needin' a little bit. Baby.

- Gina, we gonna be late. - Where's Martin?

Well, as small as he is, he could be anywhere.

Whoo! Now, that was fun.

- No, that was not funny, Pam. - Yeah, it was fun.

I am nervous enough as it is.

Girl, what if I actually win?

Just march right up there, grab your award and tell them

you couldn't do it without me.

Hello? Martin?

Martin, where are you?

Mmm-hmm.

Alright, baby, we only have an hour to.. Okay.

Alright, just hurry, please.

- Bye. - 'What?'

Cole's pacer broke down again.

We gotta go, he will be meeting there.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. How is he gonna get there?

On his ear plane?

I'm killing me.

You didn't think that was funny?

You know your man is always late anyway.

I don't care that he's late. I'm just glad that he's okay.

Okay. Psst.

Come on just quick. Come on, come on. Oh, be careful.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Here we go. Step. Step. What are you doin'?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Come on!

Step. Step.

Alright, there you go, Martin. All done.

Alright, how do I look. Am I straight?

Nah! But hey, the tie-the tie is fly.

The tie look good.

Martin, here-here are your shoes, man.

You need some help puttin' them on?

- No, I think I got it. - You sure?

Look, man. Look!

You-you were in tears trying to pull in the socks.

Tommy, now I wasn't crying okay, because I hurt my back

I was crying 'cause we lost the game, and I-I..

Okay, okay. Come on, sit down, man. This is crazy.

- Yeah, yeah. - You barely put your shoes on.

Look, we need to call Gina and tell her you just can't make it.

Hey, now look, I told you

I am gonna be there and I'm gonna be there, Tommy.

Cole, where is your damn chiropractor?

He's coming, Martin. Be still.

Now, hold still, so I can tighten up

your cucumber button.

That's cummerbund, fool.

- Aaaah! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, I see I've come to the right place.

Who the hell are you?

Rollin' up in my house unannounced.

Uh, Martin, Martin, this is the chiropractor

I was telling you about. Yeah.

Dr. Bones Johnson.

I work the bonies of all the homies.

Excu-excuse me, doctor, are you a licensed chiropractor?

Hey, hey, hey. Now nobody said nothing about no license.

Man, get him the hell out of here, Cole.

Hold on, hold on. Wait-wait, Martin. Wait a minute.

Now maybe you should give him a try.

Look, your back ain't going to get any worse, okay?

- Tommy, I don't know, man. - I know. I know.

- I mean, you know.. - Don't worry about it.

- You won't feel a thing. - Hey, what the hell. Ohhh!

Now, how do you feel?

I'm about to put your ass up in the yard brass.

- Hey, hey, hey. - Hey!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh-ho!

- Oh-ho! - It is..

Alright, alright.

Oh. What the.

My back, my back is in place, man.

- Alright. - Oh, man, this feels good.

- Told you he was good. - Cole.

You're about to get his ass whooping.

Run, Cole!

- Hey! Baby. - Hey!

What's happenin'?

- You look so beautiful. - Thank you.

Well, I'm glad you made it, Martin.

Oh, Gina, I told you I will be here, baby.

What you doubt me?

Well, I thought since you were late you had gone on

and played basketball and hurt yourself.

Gina, now you're hurting me.

Baby, don't my word mean anything?

I'm sorry, baby. I am sorry.

- Well anyway. I'm here, right? - Yes.

Hey. I'm indestructible. Just call me Superman.

Superman? Please.

You couldn't even fit in super boy uniform.

- Superman. - Oh, it's you, Pam.

It's me.

I didn't recognize you without your feed bag.

- Oh, you're stepping out. - No, I ain't steppin' nothin'.

Martin and Pam, not now.

Today is a very important day for me.

Gina, they want you over here for pictures.

- Thank you. - You better shut up.

Hey, Martin, I'll be right back.

- Hey, Martin. - Hey.

Mr. Whitaker, how you doing, man?

- Man, I'm fine. - Alright.

You know we're all very proud of Gina.

She's a great asset to our company.

Hey, you let me worry about my wife's ass sets, okay?

You just make sure she get a raise, man.

Yeah, that's funny, Martin.

Anyway, good to see you, Martin.

Oh! Oh!

Hey, baby. Did you lose something?

Oh, no, baby, I'm just looking on my shoes

to make sure my bow tie was straight. That's all.

- Let me see. - Oh.

- It looks fine. - Yeah. Mmm-hmm..

- Isn't this exciting? - Yeah, it is.

Excuse me, Martin, let me borrow Gina for a moment.

I would like her to meet a couple of people.

Could I just steal her for a moment?

You could have her for whole night.

Oh! Come here.

How you doing? Ouch!

Ooh!

Yeah, warm days.

- Come here often. - Mnm-mnm, Martin.

You sittin' at the wrong table, honey.

We're sittin' all the way over there.

Well, Pam, not anymore. Alright?

We're over here now, so you tell Gina to come over here

'cause I ain't moving no more tonight. Ow! Ow!

- Selfish. - Oww!

Oh, Martin, you know this is

my song, boy. You gotta, come on, let's go dance.

Oh baby, you go ahead. I'm cool. I'm just gonna watch you dance.

'Cause you dance so lovely, I think everybody would agree.

No, come on, Martin. Stop playing.

Ah! Oh, oh! Oh. Ouch!

Ouch!

Oh, suck it, suck it. Oh.

Martin.

- Is that the new dance? - Yeah.

Oh, look at this. This is..

Look at him move.

That's fine, girl. What's up?

This is better than a Macarena.

Gina, your category is up next, girl.

I got my fingers crossed.

Girl, I think I stopped breathing.

And now

the award for the best regional

32nd TV commercial.

The nominees are..

"Art Bogart

for Grandma Jones Beef Turkey."

"Gina Payne, Suck it up paper towel."

Gina! Gina!

I've been friends with her for years. She's my best friend.

That's my friend.

We know, Pam.

And finally

"Ethan Greenberg, Yo mama's jumper cables."

And the winner..

Nervous time.

"Gina Payne for Suck it up, paper towel."

I didn't think I was gonna win. I'm so unprepared.

Okay. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

First of all, I would like to thank..

...my boss, Mr. Whitaker

for trusting me with the suck it up ad. Thank you, Mr. Whitaker.

'Thank you and-and uh'

also, for her help, my co-worker and friend.

- Pamela James. - That's me!

That-that's me!

Can I get the spotlight over here please?

You know, I've dedicated a lot of my life--

Thank you. Thank-thank-thank you.

Thank you. Alright, Pam.

- Alright. Alright. - Alright..

And lastly I want to give a special thanks

to the man who has given me so much love and support

my husband, Martin.

Martin, stand up, baby. Come on, over here.

Take the bow with me, please.

That's alright. That's alright, baby. You know how shy I am.

No Martin, go on up there. Get your prize.

Excuse me, lady. I..

I.. Oh man, my bad.

Didn't you get nominated earlier..

How you doing? Now excuse me.

I didn't mean to bother y'all.

I'm just lookin' for contact lens.

Baby.

Congratulations, baby.

Oh, Martin.

Maybe next time you would listen to me, superman.

Alright, well look, Gina

you ain't got to say all that.

- Alright, my back is fine now. - Good.

Ain't nothing wrong with my back.

You want to celebrate?

- Do you want to celebrate? - Oh no.

No celebrating for you.

And Martin, just so we don't get tempted

you're gonna be sleeping out here tonight.

Till your back gets better.

Gina..

Martin, I'm doing this for your own good.

Baby, it's good. My back is fine now, Gina.

Maybe.

But Martin, just to make sure..

I say we wait on..

Let's say, uh, couple of weeks.

- Goodnight. - Ohh..

Gina, but I ain't gonna do it as smooth as I'ma do it now.

Gina, I'm in my prime.

Oh, baby. Ouch!

'What, Martin? Did you say somethin'?'

No, I said I'm chillin', baby.

Everything is just fine. Ow! Ow!

Ow! I thought I was in my prime. Ow!