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Hah, boo...a long night.

Yeah...you never know

how much your friends mean to you

until something happens.

Huh, drop the size baby. Drop the size.

- Martin? - Yeah.

Speaking of friends...umm..

My friends didn't come visit me this month.

What you're talking about?

Pam comes by, damn like everyday

barking and scratching at the door

and what not, what you're taking about?

No, Martin, my other friends?

Gina, I thought I met all your friends.

Okay, okay.

Martin!

Hoo...you know how..

I've been nauseous and tired

and eating everything in sight.

Gina, you trying to tell me..?

Baby, I'm not sure yet but, maybe..

A-are you trying to tell me

I might-I might be a daddy?

Yeah, baby.

Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa!

- Martin? - Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Martin wait you've gone mad.

I got to tell somebody know somebody, know somebody

tell somebody.

Hey, Detroit!

Did you all hear that?

Ol' Marty-Mart might be a daddy!

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa..

Wassup?

They don't know me up in here.

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa..

Whoa-whoa-whoa! Oh...Gina.

- Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Martin!

I'm gonna be a daddy?

You are gonna hurt yourself.

But, Gina, I'mma be a daddy, baby.

I'mma be a big papa.

Gina, baby how did this happen?

I mean, I know how it happened Gina.

I mean, but I thought we were just practicing.

I didn't know the game is started already baby.

Martin, with all the practicin' we do around house.

We was bound to score sooner or later.

- True that...true that. - Yeah, I know.

But you know what once your man get to marchin'

baby, ain't no stopping him.

Flam! I am in there!

Stop it!

Martin!

Come on now, seriously.

We gotta talk about this. Come on.

You're right, you're right, okay.

I mean, let me-let me think, okay.

We got to get names, okay baby.

Ah...a crib and we gotta get him in the best school.

Hey Gina, if he is going to be large

like his father, he got to get in best schools, baby.

Martin, before you start filling out college applications

I said that I might, might be pregnant.

I'm only a couple of days late.

It's not official yet.

What you mean, it's not official yet Gina?

What, we got to have a license to have a baby?

Sit down, come on.

I will call the doctor

and make an appointment for after work

but until then Martin..

I really don't want you to say

anything to anybody, okay.

Oh, come on, Gina.

I-I got to let them know I'm the man.

Come on, I put it in there.

I got to let them know what's happening, baby.

Come one, look at you walk. Got a tummy.

No! No, no, no.

Now, promise me you won't say anything

until we know for sure, Martin.

Baby, this is our first chi--

Martin!

Alright.

My lips is sealed, Gina.

Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, I'll be a daddy, that's right.

Don't tell somebody, I'll be a daddy

cause Marty-Martin don't shoot no blanks.

You better understand this, Jack is loaded.

You know what I mean, you might as well call me a God

now 'cause I damn sure planted the seed.

- Congratulations! - Hey Nip, thank you man.

- Alright. - Look here man.

- You get two cigars. - Two cigar?

Yeah, one for the baby I'm having.

One for the baby you having.

- Alright. - Alright then Nip.

- What's up dawg? - Hey.

- How you feel man? - Tom?

- Good. - What's going on now?

Hey. Alright.

So, what'd you call us down here for?

Yeah man, I was in the middle of

giving moms a sponge bath.

What's the big news?

Check it out.

Gina's expecting!

Expecting what?

What you think, Cole?

I don't know, gimme some guesses.

- Expecting.. - A baby.

Okay, okay, alright, alright Martin.

Oh my God. Congratulations, man!

You're having a baby now.

Well you know, you know how I do.

I just wanted y'all to be the first to know.

- We're the first to know. - Right. Right, right.

Yo, congratulations, on your kid, kid.

Thank you, Buckwhite, I appreciate that.

Yeah, yeah.

So, we're the first to know, huh?

First or the fifteenth Tommy

what difference does it make man?

Yeah. Alright, well look man.

Being a daddy is a big responsibility.

- Yeah. - I know that man.

Look, you're gonna have responsibility too

Washington head skin.

Al-alright. Hey, watch it man?

Hey Cole, what you laughing at?

You got some responsibilities too man.

Nah, I don't know about that man.

I-I-if changing the babies, anything like changing

the oil on a pacer, I don't want nothin' to do with it.

Cole, you don't-don't worry about it man.

You see the Godfather is the one

that has all the responsibilities of a baby.

Ain't that right, Martin?

It ain't gonna be you 'cause you ain't got no job.

Okay man, it's about being a responsible individual.

Hey, hey come on, y'all, hey..

You arguing and all that, look..

...both of you are gonna be the Godfathers man.

- I worked it out that way. - You worked it out.

Yeah.

- I'm honored man. - Me too, me too.

Look, anything you need

you can count on me man, just ask.

You know, I know, I can Tom.

Blurt it out, blurt it out

now as Godfather

who you want me to knock off first?

Cole, let me think.

I want you to start with yourself, Cole.

Let me think.

Cool, before I can do that though

I might've to go home and get mom's

I left her in the tub man.

She's probably a prune by now.

Cole, have a cigar and shut the hell up.

Right I'm gonna show my little man around

in the basketball court.

Show him some old Jordan moves.

Slam!

Then I'mma show him the way around the honey's, ha!

- Hey baby. - Hi.

You alright? How's the baby?

Uh-huh, I'm fine Martin.

Alright, now Gina look, you got to relax.

Now baby remember, you walking for two now.

Martin, um...baby I'm okay.

Please it's, ow!

Oh! um, oh damn!

Gina, did I break your water?

What is this?

Oh, that's for our son.

Little mini Martin.

- Our son? - Yeah.

Martin, she could be a daughter.

Oh, no, no Gina. I don't think so.

Because, see mama had said--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Martin, I know you didn't tell your mother.

You know that woman don't like me.

Oh, no, no...no Gina.

Mam-look, mama was very concerned.

She said now if the baby has your head

she's afraid they gonna have to take it out like

they did in "Alien."

She don't want to have to go through that, Gina.

I'm saying that's what mama is saying.

Didn't I tell you not to tell anybody, Martin?

I told you not to tell anybody, baby.

Okay Gina, besides mama

I'm telling you I didn't tell anybody else.

- Hey daddy! - Hey, wassup?

Look at you, with your pregnant self!

Girl, you are glowing.

- I'm not-- - Oh, my friend..

- I'm so happy? - Martin!

Alright...I told Tommy.

But, I damn sure I didn't tell uncle Pam.

Gina, how are you gonna have a baby

when you still taking care of one?

Oh, eww!

Now, you gonna get all up in my face

with your breath smellin' like 10-year-old cabbage.

Huh, don't you preserve that?

I said, don't you preserve that.

- Get out of my face. - Oh!

Just get out, Martin.

Hey, hey Gina, you know

I-I got you a baby gift

but they wrapped it out of my job.

- Your job, Tommy? - Yeah, yeah, my job.

In other words, "We ain't got no gift man."

Oh, Gina, I got you a real gift.

See names from the motherland.

Look, if it's a boy

you name him, Ajwakamateema.

That's nice, right?

Oh, look, look, look, if it's a girl

you name her, Flotatia.

Flotatia.

That is really nice.

What you think?

I think Martin talks too much.

Martin, who else did you tell?

Alright, alright.

Besides mama and the people in this room, Gina

I swear to you

I ain't tell nobody else.

Martino. Gino.

Where is the bambino?

I gotta make a kid an offer he can't refuse.

Man, you don't get that stinking hand out of my face man.

Cole, who the hell are you suppose to be?

- I'm the Godfather, Gina. - Oh!

Hey, look-look check it out.

Just call me Don Corleone.

- Yeah, I got it, I got it. - Corleone.

They need to call you "Dumb Corleone."

Corleone!

You know what Tommy, I know how to be Godfather.

I-I watched the movie.

- 'Hey, hey, hey!' - 'I've seen it.'

Hey, ain't gonna be no arguments in front of the mom-to-be.

Ain't gonna be none of that, okay?

They say, that kind of thing affects the baby.

Oh, gobble that explains it then.

I guess when your mother was pregnant with you

she was watching an incredible shrinking man.

You know, that was a good one.

- You worked on that. - I worked on that.

And I guess when your mama had you

she must have been watching

The Adventures of Rin Tin Tin.

I'll save you, bow!

Just shut up, you stupid.

You know what, I don't even know

why all you guys are tripping

I don't even know if I'm really pregnant or not.

Gina, what are you talking about

of course, you're pregnant.

Look at that bumps, girl you already shown it.

Get away from me Pam. Oh!

Baby, now I thought you already took care of that baby.

No baby, he couldn't fit me until next week.

What do you mean "fit you until next week"

Gina, I can't wait that long.

I got to know now, baby.

Well, why don't y'all take a home pregnancy test?

Now you thinking Dome Thugs-N-Harmony.

Baby, I'mma run down to the pharmacy

and get, and get a test alright.

Oh, no-no-no no need for that.

I have one right here in my purse.

What?

You carry a home pregnancy test in your purse?

Well, you never know when you might need one.

I mean, uh, when a friend might need one.

Oh..

Stinks a lot, Pam.

Here, baby. Here you go, uh.

Thanks.

Gina, why don't you go ahead and take the test, we'll wait.

Man, she ain't gonna take the test with y'all watching.

- So, y'all got to step man. - Come on man, we're family.

Yeah, you're family, but y'all gotta roll up out of here, step.

Alright, alright, look Gina.

- Let me know how it turns out. - Alright.

- There's my little.. - Come on girl.

Alright, good luck with the test, Gina.

Yeah, good luck girl.

And uh..

May your first child be a masculine child.

What is wrong with him?

Baby, I'm really nervous.

Gina, I'm nervous too. What-what you want me to do?

Nothing, just wait out here. This only takes a minute.

Okay baby, look I'm-I'mma be out here chillin in the cot alright.

- Okay. - Alright.

Hoo!

Yeah, I'm gonna have little duba.

Whoo, my bah, yeah.

Here's where it all started right here.

Yeah, ha-ha-ah!

You alright, baby?

- 'I'm okay.' - Alright, good, good.

Aah, whoo, gotta be in size.

Yeah, gotta be in shape for baby.

Gina, how is it coming?

'Well, I'm adding the activator.'

Come on, Gina.

Baby, your hair looks just fine.

Gina, get back to the test.

'I'm almost done.'

You done?

Oh!

'Martin, you broke it.'

Oh, damn.

My bad, Gina.

Baby, the test broke before I could tell

whether I was pregnant or not?

Okay baby, calm down.

Okay, maybe we can still read it.

Now, what does the colors mean?

Umm...blue means I'm pregnant.

White means, I'm not.

Okay, but what does yellow mean?

It means, we gotta clean up the floor.

- Gina? - Well, Martin..

I had trouble going in that little cup.

Look-look let's just get another test tomorrow, okay?

Gina, we gotta settle this tonight.

Now, I'mma go down the corner pharmacy

and get another test.

Baby, please be careful you know some

strange people hang out there this time of night.

Gina, don't worry about me, I'll be alright.

Now, you just stay here and practice on your aim, okay?

Hey, Chief?

Excuse me, sir.

- Uh, where do you keep-- - Don't tell me.

People only come in here this time of night

for two reasons.

Either they trying to get up in something

or something got up in them.

Condom is to the left.

Ointments to the right.

No-no, you got all wrong, okay

I ain't here for none of that.

Alright, I'm here to pick up a home pregnancy test.

- Home pregnancy test? - Yeah.

Don't you know you're supposed to

cover your checks before you cash 'em in.

You don't mind, I'll find it myself, thank you.

Huh, excuse me, where..

Uh..

Damn.

Man, this pregnancy test has all got a pitch

of Harriet Tubman on it man.

Excuse me, sir. You all out of test.

Oh, yeah.

Soon as they come in

some girl buys them all up.

Wait a minute.

Face look like a big toe?

Teeth look like the yellow pig roll?

That's Pam.

Hey, try the one over there on the back shelf.

- Ri-right back there. - Oh, yeah.

Alright.

Ain't, this a bitch!

There is she.

Is that an, eight or three?

Gotta take a price check.

Look here, look here, man.

You walk any slower you gonna be walking backwards.

Let me help you with that. Let me help you with that.

Calamine lotion. $1.79.

Uh-uh-ah, that cost too much.

Ain't you got something else cause I got this rash.

Oh, look here lady this I ain't no free clinic.

I know but free clinic could do nothing about this?

Whoo! Oh!

Now lady, you didn't have to show me that.

Well, what you think I should do about it?

Whatever that is, you need to take out

in the field and shoot it.

Put it to sleep.

Ain't no ointment going out that.

Excuse, excuse me, Ms. Geri.

You can't come in line just butting in front of me.

You gotta lot sucker.

And when you move your feet you lose your seat.

No-no I've been over here too long okay.

- Hey, you want to move out-- - Boy!

If you don't take your hands off from me

I'll knock you into next year.

You...what? Come on Ms. Geri, come on.

Gimme that back.

What the he--

Ms. Geri, you buying condoms?

I ain't too old to get my freak on.

See you later, big papa.

Well, who's next?

Yeah, I'm guess, I'm out of here.

Here, here's your money man, I'm gonna--

Not so fast young fellow.

Don't you be throwing money at me?

Now, you look here Grady..

...you done wasted enough of my time.

I'm out of here.

You gotta give me my respect

or I'll beat you like I did Jersey Joe Walcott back in '47.

Whoa, you losing it man. What is wrong with you?

Martin, is everything okay?

It looks like you ran all the way home.

Oh, Gina, I'm alright.

Oh, but look here baby..

...if this old man comes up here looking for me

you don't know me, you ain't never seen me.

Stop playing. Gimme the test.

Okay, let's see, Mar--

Look, I want you to stay out here.

- Out here. Okay. - Right.

Till I tell you that I'm done.

Okay fine, Gina baby.

Just go in there and handle your business.

Hey, y'all get so tensed early in the pregnancy.

'Get away from the door, Martin!'

My bad, just want to hear

if it was a boy or a girl Gina, that's all.

'Right now, it's not sounding like anything'

'because I think I used up everything'

'I had on the last test.'

What? Well, hold on, Gina.

Here. Got it.

Root beer?

You know, I don't like root beer.

Gina, it's not for you. It's for the baby.

- Come on. - Okay.

Come on, we got to know baby.

Let me know, what's happening?

I smell that out here, Gina.

Baby, how is it coming?

'Uh, really good right now. Wait!'

'Wait a minute baby something's happening.'

Gina, well-well talk to me.

Gina, is you or is you ain't?

Come on, okay.

Come on, let me-let me-let me.

Just let me get a brace for it okay?

I ain't..

I'm not pregnant.

Oh, baby, you're so good to me.

But, I'm not eating for two, anymore.

Yeah, I know Gina. I know.

But hey, there is no reason why..

...both of us gotta starve.

Martin, umm, are you a little disappointed

about not being a daddy?

Yeah-yeah, I'm a little disappointed.

But hey, I still got you, you know.

We got our whole life to have kids.

I'm sure it will happen when God's ready for a dab, yeah.

You know, I have to admit something, Martin.

Everything was happening so fast

you know, I...I was a little nervous about becoming a mother.

Nah...you don't have to be nervous baby.

You're gonna be a great mother.

Yeah, just wonderful.

- You think so? - Yeah, I know so.

- I love you. - I love you.

Gina..

I just wish you, you wouldn't have

went around telling everybody.

What, I didn't tell anybody

Martin, that was you.

No, Gina, come on, now you know

telling me is like telling everybody.

- Now gimme the luscious. - You are silly.

Gimme the luscious.

Yeah, I know I can sing.

- Y'all wanna hear me sing? - 'Yeah, yeah.'

Would y'all wanna hear me sing? Y'all don't want..

Y'all don't sound like y'all wanna hear me sing.

Y'all sound like bored, like "Yeah, yeah!"

Nah, no, no, no, can't do it, can't do it!

I don't have the voice, now, I want to sing some

harmonizing for you.

Next time, next time, maybe.

I rap.

To myself.

Go on, I'm ready.