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Mm, something smells good, baby. Damn.

What you cooking, girl, gumbo?

No, baby that's not gumbo, that's my hot comb.

It's your hot comb?

Gina, what you using for grease, hot sauce?

No, Martin. I just wanna make sure my hair looks good.

Because you know, today is a special day, Martin.

Oh, yeah, that's right. It is a special day.

Oh, you just reminded me, Gina.

The Pistols are playing the Celtics, right.

Isaiah and Larry Burke are coming back

and they gonna squash all that

you know, little stuff they--

- Martin! - I'm just--

You don't even remember--

I remember, I am just messing with you.

Happy one year anniversary, baby.

Happy one year anniversary to you, too.

- You remember! - That's right, I remember.

So, wassup, you want me help you out?

No, no, that's-that's okay.

Why you acting so paranoid?

No, baby, it's not that I am not paranoid.

It's just that I don't want you to set my hair on fire.

Remember the last time?

Oh, baby, yeah, but, baby, that piece wasn't even yours.

- Well.. - Okay--

- It could have been. - Yeah, it could have been.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it looked like it blended in

with everything, but I guess the texture wasn't right

and...the flames.. Woosh! Caught, you know.

Well, look, we won't want your hair

to catch fire this time, baby, because if it did

be blazing in here like "Backdraft."

Whazzup! Whazzup! Whazzup!

- 'Mm. Baby.' - 'Oh, ho.'

Baby, you threw down.

That was delicious, girl, you got busy on that dinner.

Thank you! You want some more?

No! No, baby, I'm cool.

Girl, you made enough food to feed A Tribe Called Quest

up in this mountain.

Oh, Martin, I just wanted to make sure

that our first anniversary was a night to remember.

Well, did you remember to get them red pumps?

So you could put on and I could just watch you stretch-o-stret--

Oh, yeah! Da-da-dae! In the back waiting on ya!

So I can stretch..

- You gonna do it like.. - That!

Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

But first, first, I'd like to propose a toast.

- Okay. - Okay.

Mm, to my lovely wife, my queen.

Thanks for making this the best year of my life.

Oh, Martin, that was nice.

- Right. - What?

Look, baby, a-a-act like

we don't hear 'em and they go away.

We can get out anniversary--

No, we won't. We just gonna come right on in.

- Happy anniversary, guys. - Thank you.

Look, see, see, we wanted to disturb you now

so we wouldn't disturb you later, bro.

We just wanted to wish y'all a happy anniversary.

- Thank you, baby. - Oh, wow, this is nice.

Tommy, come by baring gifts.

Cole, come by baring gifts.

Pam, you just a bear that came by, huh?

Are you shedding?

Is it hibernation time? What is going on?

Are you shrinking? Is it shorty time? I'm not..

Hey, Cole, take this. That's enough.

Here, Pam, Pam, take this. Take this.

Okay, Martin, Martin, look

the champagne is open, I'd like to propose a toast.

Well, you just make it quick, Luther Van Dome.

Uh-huh. To Martin and Gina, may this be the first of

many happy anniversaries to come.

Yeah, yeah. And may you stay married a long time, too.

- Yeah. - Hear, hear.

- Hear, hear. - There you go.

Happy anniversary.

- Whoo. - Whoo!

Ah, look, look, look, I got to tell y'all

thank you, thank you for that toast.

Ah, me and my lovely wife were deeply moved.

I'll say.

Now, would you deeply move your asses up

out of our apartment?

So that we can finish our anniversary.

We-we know, we know. Y'all have things to do.

- Right, Cole? - That's right.

Like what? What they do?

- Get away from me. - Alright.

Oh, oh, Martin, look.

- Before I go.. - Yeah, what's up?

You think I like that suitcase back I let you guys borrow

last year for your honeymoon?

You mean the suitcase..

Hold on, Tommy, you gave me that suitcase.

Especially when I don't remember you giving us no wedding gift.

Okay, well first of all, man, I did give you a wedding gift.

Those glasses that we were drinking from

mm-hmm, but did I get a thank you card? No, I didn't.

But that's a different story.

Oh, Martin, I could have swore you told me

Tommy gave us that suitcase.

- Baby, he did. Okay? - Uh-huh.

Tommy you just don't remember, okay. Think..

No, I'm thinking and I remember. Okay.

I think I remember saying you can borrow it.

No, no, no. You said I could have it.

No, no, I said you can borrow it.

Tommy, you said I could have it.

How you gonna tell me what I said?

I said, you can borrow.

Hey guys! Hello!

This is my anniversary here!

Let's not ruin the night.

'Cause it's not that serious.

Tommy, I will get you your bag!

Well, thank you.

Don't gimme attitude.

- Baby, you right? You right? - No!

I know. Baby, look, don't get yourself upset.

You know?

I damn sure ain't gonna be

arguing on my anniversary

over no damn suitcase.

Look, brother, the only reason I brought it up

because I need it for a business trip, that's it.

Oh, man, please.

You ain't got no business, Tommy.

Look, that's not the point, okay, brother?

- The point is I gave you that-- - Okay.

Here is your doggone bag, Tommy, here.

Yeah, there it is, right there.

- There you go. - That ain't my bag.

Wait a minute, y'all.

Tommy loaned you all a Gucci

y'all now turned it into a Hucci.

I wasn't even talking to you, Pucci.

Okay, now, Tommy, this-this suitcase

was tore up when you gave it to me.

No, Martin, that is bull, man! That suitcase was brand new.

Okay, Tommy! Tommy, look.

If it's that big of a deal

we will get you another one, okay?

Oh, no. Oh, hell, no, no.

Damn that, Gina.

He better be happy with the one he got.

Wait, wait, Martin. It is not the suitcase, man.

Then what is it, Tommy?

You come up here on my anniversary

talking about a damn suitcase.

I will tell you what it is, brother.

It is a principle, that's what it is!

Okay, okay, hold up, hold up now, hold up.

Hold on, hold on, y'all.

'Cause I remember exactly how it went down.

The bag was brand new.

See, I told you that bag was new.

How you gonna listen to Cole?

He don't know nothing, man.

But I do remember

you said he could keep it, Tommy.

Get away from me.

Now see, what I am saying

Cole know what he talking about.

The boy is a genius.

Brother, your problem is you don't know

how to respect people's stuff.

Ooh. Watch out, huh?

You know what your problem is?

You don't know when it's time to get hell up out of here.

- Come on, Martin, no, no. - Okay, step.

You know what you need to do? You need to grow up, man.

- Grow up! - Grow up?

I'll show you about growing up about, Tommy.

- I don't get this, let's go. - Oh, I can't grow up?

You know what, both of y'all step. That's right, step!

And take scary Tommy with you.

That's right, make sure you use the underground.

Don't tell me I need to grow up, please.

You know, what's all this growing up about?

Lot, like, people trying to rush you to grow up.

Damn, alright, I know who I am.

Now, give me my cake, man.

Martin, baby, now that the dinner's over

you ready for dessert, honey? Mm?

I don't believe Tommy, Gina.

How he gonna fun on me over a suitcase.

Martin, baby, forget it.

Look, our anniversary is almost over, Martin.

And I have a special gift I wanna give to you, boy.

Look, he gave me that suitcase. Okay?

Now, if I am wrong, you just tell me

and I drop the whole thing, Gina.

Look, I love you, but I really don't wanna get into it, okay?

Oh.

So you gonna take Tommy's side?

No, I am not taking anybody's side, Martin.

I just want you to be the bigger man and apologize, that's all.

Apologize? Please.

So you telling me, you want me to apologize

and go out like a punk, Gina? Apologize?

That man confront me on our anniversary over some suitcase.

- You want me to apologize? - No, no, no.

What I want my man to do is to do what's right.

Tommy is your best friend, Martin.

Oh, um, I'm telling you, I'm-I'm for real, Gina.

I don't know about all that.

Friend or no friend

I don't know if I could let that slide, Gina.

Okay, that's fine, that's fine.

Now that our romantic evening is ruined

I guess I'll just put my red pumps away, alright.

Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

- Damn, wait, wait a minute. - Wassup?

Don't-don't get so drastic. Don't get so drastic.

Ah, uh..

Ah, forget Tommy, okay?

- Forget Tommy. - Mm-hmm.

Alright, let's go on in the back.

And I want you to put them red pumps in the air

and wave 'em like you just don't care.

Hey, what's up, man?

Yeah, what, what's happening, brother?

Yo, Sam, what's up, man?

Hey, what's up? What's happening? What's up?

Hey, look, just get my workout on.

Hey, man, let's get together play some ball this weekend, man

you know, do some move, yeah.

Yeah, alright. Peace. Peace out.

So we just go and we gonna act like a couple of kids, man

and not talk to each other?

Look, I spoke to you, man.

I mean, if you clean the tussy roll out of your ear

maybe you can hear me

awful Hidimbaka.

'Damn!'

Ahh!

Whoa!

Man, that is crazy, man.

Ahh! Alright, alright.

Ah! Ah! That could..

Ah, stop.

Ah, okay, okay, look here, Tommy, look.

I'mma be the bigger man about this.

Last night, when I threw you out my crib, I wasn't thinking.

I should have just let you be wrong and kept the peace.

No, no, man, I shouldn't have made a big deal

about my suitcase, alright.

Hey, I hope I didn't mess up your anniversary man.

No doubt. You did that, you know.

But hey, it was just a misunderstanding

you know what I mean.

- We all good? - We cool?

- Oh, we cool. - Alright, dawg.

You know, is all good.

Well-well, alright then. Well, alright.

Cool, y'all back together again that's what I am talking about.

Y'all been fighting squabbling over something

stupid as a raggedy old suitcase.

I'm saying though, I mean if y'all fight over something

thing to fight over be that money that Martin owes you.

Yeah, yeah, that's something to fight over, money is.

W-w-what money you talking about, Cole?

I-I don't owe Tommy no money.

Oh, Martin, he talking about that money

remember that time you, you borrowed

that money to get your car fixed

and the next day you showed up, you know

in the new Jordans? That's, that's what he talking about.

First of all, Tommy

I ain't never borrowed no money from you.

And those Jordans I brought with my own money.

See, unlike you, Tommy, I do have a job, man.

You got a point on that one, Martin.

- You think I don't? - Oh, wait-wait a minute, Cole.

Man, you should be on my side, okay?

I got you a job working with me six months ago.

Right! And I've been meaning to ask you about that, brother.

When do I start?

You know what, Martin?

I ain't tryin' be arguing with you, man, okay?

Just forget about the money you owe me, okay?

Forget about my suitcase you jacked up.

Forget everything, forget it.

You hollering, you hollering

louder than anybody in here, man.

So obviously, you got some hostility

in your heart over the suitcase, Tommy.

So, what you want, throw it all up in my face?

Huh? Is that it? Now, that's what you gonna do?

What if I throw these up in your face, huh?

What if I throw these up in your face, huh?

If that's what you wanna do, little man, you got it, you kn--

Little man? That's what..

Okay. Okay, Tommy. Okay, Tommy.

- O-o-okay, Tommy, okay. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Hold on there. Hold on. - Now, come on.

Hold on, man. Excuse me. Excuse me!

Y'all are supposed to be friends.

Now, hold it, alright?

Fight! Fight! A thrown down afterschool. Come on, get far.

No, no, no, Martin. No, no.

No, Martin, I am not gonna fight you, man, okay?

I'mma be a bigger man than that, alright?

Well, then be a bigger man to me and step

your ass up out this gym.

Step, Tommy!

You know what? Never mind.

I'll leave. I'm out.

- Fine. Peace! - Peace.

Oh, oh, just to confirm things

as far as I'm concerned we ain't friends no more.

Cole. I'll holler at you.

Hey, coming.

- Hey! - Yo! Yo!

- What's up? - What's up, Gina?

Anybody home?

No, Cole, no one's here, we're all out.

What?

Cole! Cole! Come in here.

Do you wanna see Martin?

Nah, yo, but, uh, Tommy is still upset with Martin, man.

So he told me to get over here and get the rest of his stuff.

What are you talking about, Cole?

He gave me a list. Here.

Let me see this. "My back issues of 'Right On.'

My 1975 electric football game."

It was a bomb back then.

"My Afro blowout kit." Cole!

What does Tommy need with a Afro blowout kit?

Oh, nah, nah, nah. That's-that's for me.

He said if I can get it, I can keep it.

This is ridiculous. Tommy has just gone way too far with this.

- Well, that's, you know-- - Way too far.

Who's gone way too far? With what?

Martin, Tommy sent Cole over here to get some stuff

that you had borrowed. Here.

"Rock 'em Sock 'em robot." Oh, it's like that?

Oh, well, Tommy wanna go back, huh?

Well, I can go way back.

Alright, all the way back there, okay?

You tell Tommy, I want my-my apple jack hat.

Okay? Make sure you get my apple jack hat.

I want my Boozilla starchild glasses back.

Make sure you get that back to me.

And I want all my Rockwell albums back, okay?

"Who's watching me."

Martin, you don't even need all that stuff.

Gina, I know I don't need 'em.

But I don't want Tommy to have 'em.

Now, you wanna take somethin' back to him

take that back to him.

Alright. "Boozilla, Rockwell.."

Hey, how about that blowout kit?

No, but you can blow the hell out of my apartment.

- Gina? - Yo, over here, here.

- Hey. - Hey, excuse me girl.

What took y'all so long? Where's Tommy?

Oh, he is out parking the car. Where's Martin?

- He is out getting some snacks. - Okay.

Let's deal with this one right here.

- Right. Hey, hey. - Yo, Cole!

Come here, we gotta talk to you.

Alright, wassup, wassup, wassup. Talk to me.

Check it out. Cole, look.

Martin and Tommy don't know anything about us

trying to get them back together again, alright?

So, when you see them, act like you don't know jack, alright?

Who the hell is Jack?

Come here, look.

Now Tommy and Martin's relationship

is at stake here, okay?

- Okay! - So, do this one thing for us.

Use your brain, and help us out, you got that?

I got it.

- Hey, Tommy. - Hey, how you doing?

Look at you with your big old self.

I know, it took me forever to find--

- I know. Did you find a spot? - I got it.

Hey, Cole, what's up, man?

- Martin ain't here. - What?

- What is wrong with you? - Don't boy me!

I ain't tell the man Martin was coming.

He didn't say what..

- What did he say? - Nothing.

- He, he.. - He didn't say anything.

- Why don't you shut up, Cole. - Um, Martin!

- Martin. Martin, we down here. - Martin, over here, baby.

Oh, alright, Hey, hey.

I can't believe y'all doing this.

- Come on, come on, baby. - Yeah, we right.

Tommy, look, we did this for, for your own good, alright?

No, for my own.. What is he doing here ?

Now that I am here, it don't matter.

- So why don't you roll. - No, brother, I ain't rolling.

'Cause I was here first, alright?

Yo, Gina, look. It worked, they are speaking again.

Okay, Martin, baby, look.

Please, let's just sit down

and let's enjoy the movie, okay? Can you come here?

No, I don't want nobody siting next to me

who can't return nobody's stuff.

And I ain't trying to sit next to nobody

who be frontin' on their friends.

- I ain't frontin' on you, man. - Hey, hey, hey, man.

Look, don't nobody care where you sit.

Just sit down and shut up.

- Right. - Okay, we'll sit down.

Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse me now. Excuse me.

Excuse, excuse me. Nah, nah, you shut up.

Okay? You don't know us like that.

Baby, hand me my chili dogs and popcorn.

- Let's get up out of here. - No, no, no, Martin.

Come on now, baby. I wanna see this movie.

Well then, Gina, we gotta sit somewhere else.

Where, where we gonna sit, Martin?

This is the opening of "A Thin Line Between Love And Hate."

And it's sold out, there are no more seats.

And I really wanna see this movie, Martin.

- So come on and sit down. - Come on now.

Alright, well, I-I'mma tell you like this

if I'm sit there

I ain't gonna say nothing to him

as long as he don't say nothing to me.

Well, we'll talk about that later, okay?

- Don't flatter yourself. - Okay?

I don't even see you, you ain't even here.

Where are you? Is he somewhere around here?

Somebody see him, huh?

I never say nothing to you, you know.

Shoot, I'm running my thing you run your own, brother.

- Who does he think he is? - 'Okay, alright.'

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey.

Come on, excuse me, man.

Now, can you please keep your arm off my armrest?

Hey, hey, you know what, I don't see your name

written on this armrest, okay?

You wanna move your ashy elbow.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Okay.

- Okay. - Look, Tommy.

Tommy, Martin! Tommy and Martin!

Shut up.

- But my arm was-- - Just sh!

Put your arm over here on me.

Baby, I heard this movie was the bomb.

- So? - Check it out.

- Baby. - Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

I just got..

Do you mind, brother?

Hey, don't worry about that, man.

See, he-he can't help himself. Lack of home training.

Hey, yo, you talking about your moms, man.

Cole, I ain't say nothing about his mom.

You better stop instigating, man, okay?

Hey, man, check it.

I came here to watch a movie

not your soap opera.

- Just try to be quiet. - Fine.

Say, brother, what is your name?

Aggravated man.

See, what you done there, Tommy?

You got Aggravated man all upset man.

No, no, no. You were the one to kick-start stuff man

Oh, man, y'all have done it. I am truly aggravated.

Hope you two were trying to get me and Tommy back together.

Martin, I just think it's a shame.

Tommy was your best friend.

Yeah, you just said it. He was my best friend.

I bet you that's him trying to apologize.

Well, you know, tell him to step, alright?

'Cause I ain't having it, alright?

Martin, hey, Martin, if it is Tommy

you need to at least listen to what he has to say.

Hey, hey, what's up, Gina?

Yo, man, I got something to tell you. It's about Tommy.

So what you got to tell me? Huh?

Since you coming over here like you the message boy?

So what? You go back, you go back and tell Tommy this, okay?

Tell, domerangia.

Okay, Marty Mart ain't having it, okay?

Boom, tell him that.

I just got a phone call, Martin.

- Tommy has been in an accident. - What?

Yeah, they said his car flipped over three or four times.

Tommy's in the hospital.

You, you joking, right?