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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:03,136 Okay, Pam, let's try this scene one more time. 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,838 Okay. 3 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:08,174 "Beshrew your heart for sending me about 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:12,045 to catch my death with jaunting up and down!" 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,646 "Oh, sweet nurse 6 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:17,150 tell me what my love says about our marriage." 7 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,419 "It says, um, your.." 8 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,055 Your husband's short. 9 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,089 Aye.. 10 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,258 And, so is your real hair, Pam. 11 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,860 - Shut up, shut up. - All this. 12 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:29,095 Okay, where is it at? Where did the pieces go? 13 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,598 - Hi, baby.. - Wassup? 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,932 Me and Pam were just goin' over 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,367 this play we're gettin' ready to do. 16 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,236 Why y'all ain't speaking in English, Gina? 17 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,539 We were speaking in English, baby. 18 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,007 It-it's Romeo and Juliet. 19 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,610 Shakespeare, you know, Shakespeare. 20 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,246 Shakespeare. Let me see that. 21 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,416 "Ha, who goes there?" 22 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:52,452 Gina, brothers don't be talkin' like that. 23 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,621 Brothers be like, "Who that?" 24 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,122 Babe. 25 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,224 What y'all doin' this play for, anyway? 26 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,859 Oh, baby, we're doin' this benefit 27 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,194 for the children's hospital. 28 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:02,796 - Oh, benefit? - Hmm. 29 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,633 Yeah, oh, baby, and guess.. Guess who's playing Juliet? 30 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,201 Wait a minute, oh.. 31 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,970 Don't-don't-don't, don't tell, don't tell me. 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,539 - My baby Gina? - Yeah! 33 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,041 - You got the lead role? - Yes, I did! 34 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:18,311 - I'm-I'm proud of you, girl. - Thank you. Thank you. 35 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,813 And, uh.. 36 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,214 who are you playin' Pam? 37 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,249 Romeo's horse? 38 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,587 I like to play Mike Tyson and 39 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,656 knock your teeth out! 40 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,990 - Now, you might-- - Dare me. 41 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,559 You might wanna use your right claw. 42 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,494 - Okay, okay, wait. - You better get away from me. 43 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,995 - Aye aye. - You might wanna claw. 44 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,497 - You come in, talking to me-- - Claw and learn. 45 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,065 She's rehearsing, Martin. 46 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,634 - Well, I rehearse out a claw. - Pam is, marking down. 47 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,971 Pam is playing my nurse, baby. Now, stop. 48 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,607 Oh, baby, and guess who's, who's playing Romeo? 49 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,476 - Who? - James Earl Jackson. 50 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,744 No, Gina, you mean, James Earl Jones. 51 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:54,948 No, James Earl Jackson. He-he-he's famous. 52 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:57,016 Famous in the black theater circuit. 53 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,519 Hmm, nah, I ain't never heard of him. 54 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,021 What he done, done? 55 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,190 Um, Pam, what-what, what has he done? 56 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,625 Oh, what did he do? He did uh.. 57 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,328 He did Lord Mama's tired.. 58 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,597 And he also did, uh 59 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,366 uh, Mama, the Lord's tired too. 60 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,869 - That was a good play. - That was good. I saw that. 61 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,171 Okay, yeah, well, enough, enough about mama. 62 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,607 Right now, big papa's home. 63 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,609 Don't worry, Martin, it's on the stove, go ahead. 64 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,210 Alright. 65 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,445 Dino. 66 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,282 I say, Dino. 67 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,652 Do you want me to get you a doggy bag? 68 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,688 '"Romeo!"' 69 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,089 "Romeo 70 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,226 "wherefore art thou, Romeo?" 71 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,262 - "Romeo!" - Gina, Gina, Gina! 72 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,598 Can y'all please go find Romeo? 73 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,366 So, Martin can watch TV? 74 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,102 Come on, baby, please, gimme that. 75 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,906 All he watches is "School Days," you've seen it a 100 times. 76 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:27,941 Shh! 77 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,075 Girl, this is the part where 78 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,276 where their sister 79 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,445 licks big brother Almighty's head. 80 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,515 Right down the part. She-she-she fine. 81 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,718 - It's not that skank. - Straight skank. 82 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:40,386 Hmm. 83 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,521 Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. 84 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,922 - Hey. What's up, y'all? - Hey. 85 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,958 - You'll jolly in the rehearse? - What's up, y'all? 86 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,593 Tommy, not you too. 87 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,361 No, no, man, I'm just helpin' out. 88 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,597 See, I played Romeo 89 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,465 back when I was in high school. 90 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,767 - Cole. - Huh? 91 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,637 I know you ain't down with no Romeo and Juliet. 92 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,305 - Nope, not no more. - Huh. 93 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,074 I just seen them robin' a liquor store 94 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,376 you think they stop to speak to a brother? 95 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:04,711 Huh? 96 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,247 That was Ramona Jamaica, fool. 97 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,249 See, Romeo and Juliet are about two lovers 98 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,650 whose families hated one another. 99 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,418 Why? 100 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,487 I don't know why they didn't just go on "Family Feud" 101 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,822 at least they would've got paid. 102 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,391 - You know what I mean? - Ah-ha. 103 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:21,327 You wow, you wow, boy. 104 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,830 Survey says "Ding." 105 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,598 Shut the hell up, Cole. 106 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,636 - Well, what I, what-what-- - You just shut up, boy. 107 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,840 I just wanna know, what part am I gonna play? 108 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,976 Oh, Cole, we got a good role for you. 109 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,244 - What's that? - Yeah, Cole. 110 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,079 Look, your job is gonna be a boy! 111 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,681 - Tell him Pam! Tell him! - Yeah! 112 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,517 - Come on, give it to me, baby. - Check it out, check it out. 113 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,920 You get to open and close the curtains! 114 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,190 - Aeow! Ha-ha-aeow! - Oh, oh, oh! Two things. 115 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,692 - Two things. - Two things. 116 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,360 - Cool, cool, cool, babe. - Get in there. Yeah. 117 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,163 My pay's five dollars a day, plus gas money, yeah. 118 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,531 - Yeah. - What? 119 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,500 Wait a minute, baby. Ain't nobody gettin' paid. 120 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,870 - Not even James Earl Jackson. - Like he need to get paid. 121 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,939 Everybody know the Jacksons got money, even Randy. 122 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,643 - Pshh. - Pshh. 123 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,879 Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. 124 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,947 You sure you don't wanna be in the play, it might be fun, now. 125 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,550 No, no no. Not me, Gina. 126 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,486 - That play too corny for me. - Right. 127 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,855 Gina, he can't be in it. 128 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:25,558 I mean, this is Romeo and Juliet. 129 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,894 Not "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." 130 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,833 Well, you can't be in it either, Pam. 131 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:34,967 'Why?' 132 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,537 Because, we're not doing "101 Dalmatians." 133 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,980 Nurse, why look'st thou sad? 134 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,082 'Stop!' 135 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,183 Stop! 136 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,657 Why do I put up with amateurs? 137 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,992 I can't do this. 138 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,427 But-but-but but, Mr. Jackson 139 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,162 it-it's, it's for the kids, remember? 140 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:07,066 Oh, yes, of course, the children. 141 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,168 People, the performance is tomorrow. 142 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,204 I beg you, pick up your energy. 143 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,572 - Okay. Hey, Gina. - Okay. 144 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,408 Now, let's take it from all good notes. 145 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:18,277 - Oh, Tommy, Big Tom. Cole. - What's up, now? 146 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,848 Marty Martin's is in the house! 147 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:23,383 - S-shhhh! - Wassup? 148 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,585 Baby, baby, we're still rehearsing. 149 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,019 - Still rehearsing? - Yeah. 150 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,688 Gina, y'all should've been finished. 151 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,556 I'm ready to get my grub on, baby. 152 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,292 Who is this man? 153 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:38,097 Gina, go on, talk to him. Tell him, baby. 154 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:42,135 Tell him who's the real Romeo in your world. 155 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,636 - Oh, okay. Okay, baby. - Huh? 156 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,938 Um, Mr. Jackson, this is my husband Martin 157 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,740 he just came to watch the rehearsal, that's it. 158 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,743 Then he should watch with his eyes, and not with his mouth! 159 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,479 Yeah, whatever.. 160 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,615 ...whatever. 161 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,216 It's James Earl. 162 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,818 In case you didn't know 163 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,920 I'm an award winning thespian. 164 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,257 Excuse me, baby. 165 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,626 Slide, baby, slide to the side. 166 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,227 Slide to the side. 167 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,130 Now, look here, Earl. 168 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,767 Now, I know this is the 90's. 169 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,303 And the thespian thing is in 170 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,738 but my wife 171 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:22,308 ain't down with the freaky dicky. 172 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:25,645 I know, bubba, just chill. We almost finished, alright? 173 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,848 Yeah, I wish you would act your age and not your height. 174 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:32,518 At least, I can act 175 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,520 whoopy golden retriever. 176 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,689 You got to stop this. 177 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,691 Silence. Silence! 178 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,993 I won't put up with noise in my theater. 179 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,429 - Hey, you spit on me. - On my eye. 180 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,468 Yo, I got that handled. I got that handled. 181 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:49,702 Baby, make one more slide. 182 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,637 Baby make one more slide, go there. 183 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,273 Excuse me, partner. 184 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,175 I said, partner! 185 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,644 You might wanna take that base out your voice. 186 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,547 Or else, I'm put my foot, square in the crack of your-- 187 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,615 Ah-ah! 188 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,284 - Hey! Martin! - In your-- 189 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,853 Don't, come on. 190 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,155 Come on, y'all, too much drama, now, I can't concentrate. 191 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,357 - Pull curtain. Pull curtain. - Alright. 192 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,059 - Just go, please, . - Alright, alright, alright. 193 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,694 Alright, well, look, I'ma just be over here 194 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,896 in the cut, chillin', alright? But, Gina, hurry up. 195 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,197 - Brother hungry, Gina. - Alright, Martin. 196 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,733 - I'm hungry! Soon. - Okay! 197 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,134 Now, let's it pick it up where 198 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,904 Romeo's outside of Juliet's window. 199 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,906 Trying to convince her to elope. 200 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,508 And, remember, Gina 201 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:31,577 this is supposed to be a tragedy. 202 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,513 What you mean, a tragedy? 203 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:37,750 Man, it, man, man this ain't no tragedy, man. 204 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,853 "Cooley High" was a tragedy. 205 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,423 Man, word is bond. Man, word is bond. 206 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,927 You-you you remember, Cochise, ha-had a scholarship, right? 207 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,029 To go to college. 208 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,031 And then they killed him, man! 209 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,934 They killed Cochise. 210 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,556 Shut up! Shut up! 211 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,691 Shut up! Shut up! 212 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,394 Damn! 213 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,462 Damn! You ain't gotta get no attitude. 214 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,465 Gina, either he goes, or I go! 215 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,935 Okay, uh, no, Mr. Jackson, I'm really really sorry. 216 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,038 I'm sure there won't be no more interruptions, Martin! 217 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,073 Alright. 218 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,742 Places, please! 219 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,245 - Now, Gina. - Uh-huh? 220 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,048 This is the part where Romeo, played by me 221 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,816 would come up and give you a kiss. 222 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,751 - Man, you little thespian-- - Martin, come on. 223 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,787 Alright, alright, quiet. It's okay. 224 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,056 Alright, alright, alright, I'll be over here. 225 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,592 But, I ain't watchin' it. I ain't watchin'. 226 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,061 Finally! 227 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,466 Have not saints lips 228 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:03,336 and holy palmers too? 229 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,470 Aye 230 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:08,074 lips that they must use in prayer. 231 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,508 Then, dear saint 232 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,144 let lips do what hands do. 233 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:13,679 Yo, man! 234 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,181 If you do not.. 235 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,482 - Ah. - Ah! 236 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,987 Oops. 237 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,758 Now, look what you've done! 238 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,827 Hey, look, play or no play 239 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,762 don't nobody kiss my woman. 240 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,978 - Cole. - Yeah? 241 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,713 You see James Earl? 242 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,715 Nah. 243 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,685 But I see a sister in the third row. 244 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,987 Baby's healthy. After the show. 245 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,123 - After the show. - Man, don't you start! 246 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,626 Where is James Earl? 247 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,029 He was supposed to be here, half hour ago, Pam. 248 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,197 Don't worry, Gina. He should be here any minute. 249 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,366 He just had to take some pain pills. 250 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:08,834 I know, I know, does everybody know 251 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,736 what they're supposed to do around here? 252 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,405 Yup, yup, I got it. Ahem! 253 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,240 When the play starts, close the curtain 254 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,208 when the play ends, open the curtain. 255 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,245 Nah, man! 256 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,579 It's the other way around. 257 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,914 You know what? 258 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,916 Y'all are not payin' me enough to remember this 259 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,151 so, write it down! 260 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,489 Hey, Juliet, Juliet, baby. 261 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,692 I brought you some flowers. 262 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,326 Have a good show, baby. 263 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:37,263 How am I supposed to have a good show, Martin? 264 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,100 We don't have a Romeo, man! 265 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,903 I thought you said, the brother was gonna be alright, Gina. 266 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,581 Oh! Oh, Mr. Jackson. 267 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,017 Oh, thank God you're here. How are you feeling? 268 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:02,054 I feel marvelous since I took all these pain pills. 269 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,289 Hey, wait a minute. 270 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,224 This-this bottle is empty. 271 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,359 You were only supposed to take one tablet 272 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,627 every six hours. 273 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,563 Whoops, my bad. 274 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,567 I thought it was six every one hour. 275 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,902 No wonder I feel so light on my feet. 276 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,972 I feel as though, as if I can fly! 277 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,810 Damn! 278 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,645 Brother high as a kite, eh? 279 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,581 Is he dead? 280 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,417 Oh, my God! He can't perform like this. 281 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,252 Tommy, you're gonna have to be Romeo. 282 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,220 Huh? 283 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,489 No-no, you, I mean, I can't.. 284 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,257 What you mean, you can't, Tommy? 285 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,992 You played Romeo in high school, didn't you? 286 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:44,096 No, man, what I said, I was like a Romeo, I had all the honey. 287 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:47,933 Okay, okay. 288 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,835 I got stage fright. 289 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,437 Stage, uh, ahem. 290 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,339 I'll do it. 291 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,741 Hell, no! 292 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,176 Alright. 293 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,678 What're we gonna do? The house is packed. 294 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,147 We don't have a Romeo, y'all! 295 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,782 Alright, alright. Look, look. 296 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,784 Gina, I'll get you, your Romeo. 297 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,119 Okay? Look, I just gotta make a few calls. 298 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,021 Just stall 'em, okay? Just stall the audience. 299 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,623 Wait, stall 'em how? 300 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,924 I don't know, Tommy. 301 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,126 Go out there, and do some magic. 302 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,162 Pull Pam out the hat, alright? 303 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,700 No more deep will I endart mine eye 304 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,437 than your consent gives strength to make it fly. 305 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,439 Oh, Romeo. 306 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:31,210 Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? 307 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,981 Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 308 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,450 Juliet, Juliet. 309 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,055 Romeo is in the house! 310 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,224 Hey, hey, hey, girl. 311 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,992 You should get your pots out. 312 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,895 'Cause, uh, word is.. 313 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,697 PP buggin'. 314 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,166 Martin, what're you doin' here? 315 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,302 No, no, girl, it's Homeo. 316 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,737 Juliet, just flow with it, just flow with it. 317 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,807 Hey! What the hell is goin' on out here? 318 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:03,909 Wa-watch out, Juliet. 319 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,045 There's a grizzly bear behind you. 320 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,249 Nah, Homeo, that's just my nurse. 321 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,586 Well, she look more like your patient. 322 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,155 Just for that, I'm tellin' Juliet's pops 323 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,324 that out here, tryin' to get your mack on! 324 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,358 - Pop! - 'Girl.' 325 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,659 - Pop. - Come on, now. 326 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,429 Homeo, see what you did! 327 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,698 Plea-girl-the girl, she started with me. 328 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,566 Now, wassup? You comin' out with me 329 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,202 or you gonna stay here hang with Witchy Poo? 330 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,108 Oh, I'm not going anywhere 331 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,711 unless you marry me. 332 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,847 - Marry you? - Hell, yeah! 333 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:48,087 Girl, you tryin' to put a brother on lockdown, already? 334 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,789 I just came by here to see if you wanted to go to 335 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,858 the Jodeci concert. 336 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,863 Well, the concert sounds dope. 337 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,199 But, um, I'm still lookin' for that ring. 338 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,468 You know what I'm saying? 339 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,403 - A ring? - Eh-huh. 340 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,971 Jesus! Lo-look here, Juliet. 341 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,973 I ain't got that kind of loop, baby. 342 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,110 Alright? And, plus your father don't like me, anyway. 343 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,647 That's why I brought C-lo and T-lo. 344 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,582 Who? 345 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,617 - Yo, wassup, Homeo? - What's up, man? 346 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:19,952 What's up, man? 347 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,887 Yeah, dawg, her pop's still trippin' man? 348 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,656 Oh, it's all good, it's all good. 349 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,624 I'ma-I'ma see y'all at the concert, right? 350 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,427 - That's right. - Alright, I'll tell you, man. 351 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,130 Heard as someone was sayin', her brother's tryin' to jump you. 352 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,498 - Right, right. - You know what I'm sayin'? 353 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,466 - Word is bond. Okay? - I know. 354 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,335 - One love. - Straight up. 355 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,503 Straight up. 356 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,471 Bye, bye. 357 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,006 Bye, you know what I mean? 358 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,241 You know what I mean? 359 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,477 So, wassup, Juliet? 360 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,979 You rollin' with the brother or not? 361 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,681 What, wassup? 362 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,850 I still don't see no ring on this finger. 363 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,185 And, then, now, now, look here. 364 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,855 I can't just roll out with just any ol' body. 365 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,991 - Juliet. - Wassup? 366 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,593 I'm not just any ol' body, baby. 367 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,697 I got a record deal. 368 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,835 I'm about to blow up! 369 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,038 What, you got a deal? 370 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,140 So, you're about to be large, then, huh? 371 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,476 Since, you don't know 372 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,877 now you know. 373 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:20,879 Hit it! 374 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,327 - Yeah! - Right on! 375 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,396 Right on! 376 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,699 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 377 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,602 - Whoo! Congratulations, Martin. - Thank you. 378 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,604 I'm Kelly Garrett, I promote plays. 379 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,106 And that was quite an interesting spin 380 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,841 that you put on Romeo and Juliet. 381 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,511 Well, you know, I do a little somethin' somethin'. 382 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,047 I do that, occasionally, you know.. 383 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,948 I have never seen Romeo and Juliet 384 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,517 done quite that way before. 385 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,353 - I-I tried to keep it real. - Really? Keep it real. 386 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,955 Yeah-yeah, we-we-we try to keep it real. 387 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,190 Yeah. 388 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,060 Yeah, that sure is nice. Anyway, Martin, I.. 389 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,428 I just, excuse me. 390 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,896 I suppose you love that-that 391 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,265 hip-hop flavor that you added to Shakespeare. 392 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,733 You-you, you done that all yourself? 393 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,568 - Well, you know I-- - Wait a minute. 394 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,036 How you gonna take all the credit? 395 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,105 We've been the ones rehearsing for weeks. 396 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,273 - That's right. - Yeah, Martin. 397 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,308 Well, when you as good as I am 398 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,477 you don't need to rehearse. 399 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,480 Come on, now, dawg, you weren't the only one on the stage 400 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,282 C-lo, T-lo. 401 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,551 Martin. Us. 402 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,453 Alright, uh, alright, alright. 403 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,755 Y'all right. Y'all right. 404 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,990 You know, we're like a family act. 405 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,159 Check it out, we're like the Jacksons. 406 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,994 - Jacksons. - You know what I mean? 407 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,996 - I was Michael Jackson. - Hmm. 408 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,065 The star. 409 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,667 Gina, baby.. 410 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,502 - You were Janet. - Ah-ha-ha! 411 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,738 - If you're nasty. - Ha-ha-ha. 412 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,140 - Tommy, Cole. - Hmm? 413 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,676 - You were Jermaine and Jack. - Alright. 414 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,678 - Yeah, and Pam. - Huh. 415 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,146 You is Todo. 416 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,183 Uh, you mean, Tedo. 417 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,920 No, no. I mean Todo. 418 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,956 - The family pitbull. - Alright. 419 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,758 Hey, hey, hey, let go. 420 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,131 Any-anyway man, I'm gonna cut right to the chase. 421 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,199 You-you know, I think your show was slammin'. 422 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,868 And I'd like to take it on the road. 423 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,536 - Whoa! - You all heard that? 424 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,937 We're going on the road. 425 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,841 - You serious, man? - Pss, am I serious? 426 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,043 Am I serious? Man this could be huge. 427 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,279 It could be large, it could be as big as uh 428 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,547 uh.. 429 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,215 Mama done burnt up the chicken! 430 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,718 Holy smack! Holy smack, yo! 431 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,954 Yo, that was large man, me and mom saw that three times. 432 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,789 Yeah, yeah, yeah, um.. 433 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,994 Look, uh, uh, Mr. Garrett Kelly, whatever.. 434 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,896 Thanks for the offer, man. 435 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,231 But we ain't got the time to be goin' on the road. 436 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,901 Oh, wait, wait, wait, think about it, Martin. 437 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,337 Mama done burnt up the chicken made 25 million dollars. 438 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,407 - What time the plane leave? - Ha-ha-ha-ha. 439 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,975 Uh, excuse me, but um.. 440 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,511 Yeah, I-I'm just interested in Martin. 441 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,679 I, psh.. 442 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,515 Psh, ka.. 443 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,717 - Baby. - No, it's okay. 444 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,519 - Yeah, I'm sure. - Baby, it's alright. 445 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,421 - I won't go anywhere. - Hey, baby. 446 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,826 Now, now Mr. Garrett you don't hurt my baby's heart. 447 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,396 Yeah, no, you don't hurt the heart. You don't hurt the heart. 448 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,665 Let me tell you something, man. 449 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,333 You don't want my people 450 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,935 then you don't want me. 451 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,270 Oh, well, you know.. 452 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,039 Think about it, Martin. 453 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,875 Gimme a call. Okay? 454 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,344 Whoa whoa whoa, hol-hol-hold hold on, partner. 455 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,780 Ain't nothing to think about. 456 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,950 Ol' Marty Mart ain't sellin' out. 457 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,685 You see, before I sell out 458 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,754 I gets the hell out. 459 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,625 Wait, Mr. Garrett. 460 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,294 - I'll sell out. - Oh, damn. 461 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,363 We can take the play to Japan. 462 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,732 Mama san done burn up the sushi! 463 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,605 - Sell out, thespian! - Yeah! 464 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,374 Now, that brother is a real sell-out. 465 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,610 Hey, thanks for having our backs, dawg. 466 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,144 - Yeah. - Word up, man. 467 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,813 25 million? It's a lot of money. 468 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,314 - Yeah. - This is all good. 469 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,049 Y'all would have done the same thing for me. 470 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,918 Pffh! Not me. 471 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,654 I would've ran with that cash 472 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,090 and been like, "Peace!" 473 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,828 - Martin.. - Yes. 474 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,897 You know what, you made a lot of money for those kids today 475 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,599 and they loved you. 476 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,568 Well, you know Marty Mart.. 477 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,637 ...loves the kids. 478 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,006 And Gina Gin loves her Marty Mart. 479 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,340 Can I get what I need? 480 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,742 Oh, God! 481 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,781 I think I'm gonna be sick. 33891

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