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- Oh. No!
- That's game.

Four in a row.
Four in a row. Oh, ho.

Gina, I thought you had
the Big Joe card.

Pam, if you were paying
attention to the board

you would've seen
I didn't had a Big Joe card.

Oh, whatever. I could've played
this game by myself.

I need somebody
that's gonna be with me.

- Ladies, come on now.
- I need a real partner.

Ladies.
Get it together, girls.

- Get out of my ear.
- Okay?

You'll have all this weekend
to get your respect back.

Shut up, Tommy.

I don't know about this weekend,
Tommy.

I'mma be a little busy.

You see, Saturday
is a very important day

for a man named...Martin.

What?

Now, that brother
is large, okay?

Martin Luther King
got two birthdays.

Not Martin Luther King, man.
Martin Loser Payne.

Tomorrow is Martin's birthday.

Oh, Martin, man, I forgot
all about your birthday.

So, what you gonna get into
there, dawg?

Well, I have something
very special planned

just me and Martin, a nice quiet
candlelight dinner at home.

'Ah, damn that, baby.'

We can do that
on your birthday, Gina.

This is Marty Mar's birthday.
We going all out.

Okay, okay. Well, what do you
have planned, baby?

I was thinking, y'all
can hook a brother up

with a surprise party.

But, look,
don't tell me about it

'cause then,
it won't be a surprise.

Surprise party? Man, please.

You better go to McDonald's
Playland and call it a day.

Be here with Jones.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't even
talking to you, Mariah Scary.

You know what?
Stop with all of your hating..

Baby, okay, look,
about this party

though you should've
told me earlier, honey.

It's really hard to
plan a surprise party

on such a short notice.

Short. Notice.

That's the only notice
that Martin can give.

Yeah.

Short. Did you get it?
That was funny.

You-you a wild girl.
You a wild girl.

Well, I tell you what,
you could come too, Pam.

And why don't you invite Noah

and some of your four-legged
friends from the Ark?

'The sodas.
What am I forgetting?'

Coming.

- Hey, y'all.
- Gina, we here.

- What's the emergency?
- Word.

I mean,
this better be important.

Me and mom's was
just about to watch

her bootleg copy of "Toy Story."

There's no emergency, guys.

I just wanted to let you know

I'm throwing the surprise
birthday party

for Martin
on Saturday night.

Ah, Saturday night, Gina?

Look, I'm not, I'm not gonna be
able to make it, Gina.

I'm suppose to play Bingo
over at Nipsey's.

Yeah. Yeah, I'mma be
busy too. Mm-hmm.

I don't know what it is,
but, you know

you know,
somethin' will come up.

Quit playing, y'all.
Stop.

Look, um, Tommy, I want you to
pick up two shrimp platters.

Cole, you get the cake.

And I will get the hot wings,
okay? Mm?

I don't think you heard me.

- Um, we are not gonna make it.
- Yeah.

Hey, hey, look, Gina,
no offense to you, right.

But, uh, we just ain't tryin'
to be down with Martin no more.

Wait. Wait.
Well, hold on, y'all.

You guys are his best friends.

I'm tryin' to throw
this party for him

and you're tryin' to tell me
that you're not down?

- Yo-you wanna tell her?
- She not comprehending.

- I know the head is big, right.
- I know.

- I know it's big.
- What?

Sit-sit down.
Sit down. Sit down.

- What is going on?
- Okay, Gina, we..

We been, we been talking about
this for a while now, okay?

Martin is always insulting us.

Word. You know, he-he..

He always messing with me, man.

You know,
he always fighting Tommy.

- We tired of it.
- It's alright.

- No, no.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Martin is not like that.
You all bugging.

Think about it.

I need you to clean
off the table.

Now, please keep your
head-net on.

I don't want no head chips
in the food.

How you gonna play me,
Head Sanford? Come on.

The brother with the Christmas
ornament head is my boy, Tommy.

'Now give it up for Tommy.'

That's very funny,
Heady Murphy.

Hold on, Mantel.

Don't, don't-don't come up
in here bum-rushing my lady.

That goes for you
and horse you rode in on.

What meeting
you talking about, partner?

The meeting between
my foot and your ass.

Wait.

So, which you wanna do first?

Ah, sit or wait?

Alright. Alright. Alright.

It's okay. It's okay.
That's cool. I'm cool.

- Let them spoon.
- Okay.

Okay, Martin, come on.

It's alright.
It's alright.

Oh, come on.

You guys are overreacting.

Ma-Ma-Martin,
that's just way he is.

Yeah,
well, it still ain't right.

That's right, Gina.

And we ain't having it.
No more.

- I don't believe this. I--
- Hey.

- Hey.
- Wassup, boo?

- Wassup, Tommy?
- Hey. Hey.

- Cole.
- Hey. Hey.

I'm surprised
to see you y'all here.

Oh, look, look,
y'all go right ahead

with your planning, alright?

I'll be in the bedroom.

'Cause I ain't heard nothing.

- It's alright.
- Don't you..

Do us a favor.
Tell him happy birthday.

'Cause we ain't gonna make it.

Yeah, and, you know, let us know
how the party turns out.

Jus-just go, okay?
Just please, just go.

We don't need you, okay?
Martin has plenty of friends.

Smart ones, with hair!

Now beat it!

Fake ass, dumb and dumber.

That's alright. That's alright.

I'm going down
to the barber shop

and inviting
Martin's real friends.

Hey, Martin, baby,
I gotta make a run, okay?

'Oh, yeah, yeah.
Go-go ahead, baby.'

'And look, just so you know,
I'm allergic to coconut cake.'

Hey, look who's here again?
Martin Payne's wife Gina.

- Hi, guys.
- Hey.

Did you say Martin?
Don't go there.

'Cause saying that name
up in here will get you clipped.

Y'all crazy.

Look, um, I-I-I know it's
the last minute and everything

but I wanted to invite
all of you guys down

to Martin's surprise party
that I'm throwing for him

tomorrow night.

- Surprise party? Please.
- 'Yeah.'

Now, we still waiting on
an invite to y'all's wedding.

What?
Wait, wait. Whoa.

First, Tommy and Cole,
now y'all?

To be honest about it, Gina

everybody in here knows
Martin's rude.

And he don't tip.

He's always throwing
somebody out.

And he don't tip.

And he don't tip.

Now, frankly, Gina,
everybody's had it up to here

with your
Martin Payne-in-the-ass.

- Ah!
- Ah, think about it.

- Now, don't you feel tough?
- Yeah.

- Don't you feel strong?
- Yeah.

Don't you feel like going home?

- Sure.
- Yeah.

Then get the hell
out of my apartment

and take the exit.

Now, Rev, usually when I throw a
man out of my house

I tell him, get to steppin'.

But you're Rev, I don't,
I don't disrespect y'all.

So, please, let me say a prayer.
Alright.

Please help the Rev
to get home safe.

And do not let
the doorknob hit him..

Amen.

I need everybody on this side
of the apartment

to move to the outside
of the apartment.

You ain't got to go home but you
got to get the hell outta here.

- Peace.
- That was tacky.

Well, get out of my
ignorant house, y'all.

Go on out of here.
Get to walkin'.

On behalf of Marty Mart's

Meat loaf and Waffle,
get out!

Keep both out of my house.
Get out!

Out.

Haul your asses out the car.

Yeah. You know, I ain't..
Roll out.

Why does this stinky car
smell like feet anyway?

That's who I am,
I throw people out!

Besides, Gina, we all busy.

I'm so sorry.
We can't make it.

Mr. Jim, he's been coming here
since he was kid now.

Yeah, and he's been rude
since he's a kid too.

And like I said before

he don't tip.

Well, fine. Fine.

Martin and I will just have a
small little party by ourselves.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Well, you don't know him
like I do.

Pam, I can't find anybody
to come to Martin's party.

Yeah. This is really gonna
break his little heart.

You know what, Pam, I never
thought I'd be saying this

but other than me,
you're Martin's only friend.

Not exactly.

'Cause, see, I won't be
at the party either.

What?
What are you talking about?

Oh, okay. Okay.
Sure, Pam. Sure.

He dogs you a little,
but it's not that bad.

He's both.
He's little and he is bad.

Gina, think about it.

Is that your breath?

Smelling like boiled baloney.

Oh, Pam, I-I got a problem
with your-your breath

smelling like a train smoke.

Girl, your hair is so nappy,
Wilson couldn't pick it.

There's just me, you,
Tommy and Marmaduke.

And he's so nice to that Pam.

Martin told me on the way over
that she was raised by wolves.

Well, I hope they do weaves
in the joint

'cause that's were you're going.

A-weave-a-derci!

Oh, yes.

Pam. Pam. Oh, Pamela.

Pam! Pam!

Wait. Hold on.

Oh, stop it. Stop it.

Pam. Pam. Bring it down.
Bring it down.

Bring it down, girl.
Bring it down.

Help me bring it down.

- You know what, Gina?
- What?

I'mma be real with you.

Martin has no friends!
Cancel that party!

You might as well take him down
to Nipsey's to play Bingo.

I'm out!

Well, forget you, girl.

That's alright. 'Cause Martin
don't need y'all.

He's got plenty
of other friends!

My baby ain't got no friends.

Oh.

Alright.
Remember, act surprised.

But be cool at the same time.

What a surpri..

Surprise!

Alright, Gina,
the joke's over.

- Where's the party at, Gina?
- This is the party, baby.

This is the party.
It's-it's just you and me.

An intimate party for two,
honey.

Oh, come on, baby, I know people
are up in here somewhere, Gina.

Stop playing games now.
Where they at?

- Where are the people, Gina?
- Martin, alright.

Alright. Martin, look.

I invited some of your so-called
friends down here for the party.

And everybody said that
they were too busy to come.

- Too busy, Gina?
- Baby.

Baby.

- Baby, are you okay?
- Well, who, me?

Nah. Nah. I'm cool.
I-I ain't upset.

I-I didn't want no party anyway.

We can have our own party
right here, baby.

That's right, Gina,
you know what

you're right, baby.

At least we got each other.

That's the spirit.

- That's my baby.
- Yeah.

Let's get this party started.
Right, Martin.

Damn this, Gina, okay?
I can't front.

How come nobody
came to my surprise party

not even Tommy and Cole?

And they're supposed to be
my boys, Gina.

Baby. Look, Martin.

Tommy and Cole had said
that you were buggin'.

And they said that they weren't
down for you anymore.

W-w-what about everybody else?

Everybody else?

Um, they everybody else
is down at Nipsey's

playing Bingo.

Ain't this a bitch!

I know. I know.

So you're telling me
people don't like me no more?

What about all the good things
I do for people, Gina?

What good things?

You're tryin' to be funny,
ain't you, Gina?

I'm always doing good things
for people, Gina.

- Think about it.
- Okay.

I can't believe you would
even buy me some sleazy..

- A stool. Oh, Martin.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Now you all over me, huh? Huh?

Yeah, say I'm the man.

- You the man. You the man.
- I'm the man.

- You the man, baby.
- That's right.

Alright, here.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

Clear.

Do-do it again.
Do it again, man.

Santa, do you know
every boy and girl's name?

- I sure do.
- Then, what's my name?

Hold on.

You are waterhead.
Now shut up.

- I need some, I-I-I--
- Yeah, ice for your mouth?

- I--
- The mouth? Okay.

- My mouth's dry.
- The mouth is dry? Okay. Fine.

Martin!

Aah! It's coming! It's coming!

Great, Martin.
Ah, give me love.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

It's a better sight,
I ain't kick

your head off in there, man.

"Sam I am.

"I do like green eggs

and ham."

Look at 'em, baby.
They asleep.

Looking like a fake ass,
J.J. and Michael.

Baby, this is from the heart.

Gina...will you marry me?

Yes, Martin. Yes.

You know what, Martin?
You right.

Your friends
don't appreciate you.

Baby...are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

You damn right.

Let's go on down to Nipsey's
and play a little Bingo.

- Yeah, well, let's do that.
- Yeah.

They gonna messing with my baby.

Yeah, they wanna mess around,
do they?

- They wanna mess around.
- Oh, they never.

Walk, walk, boy.
You better walk it.

That's right, Gina.

Remember, they might not have
a surprise party for me.

But I got a surprise
for all them, Gina.

- It's payback time.
- I'm with you, baby.

- Listen up.
- Surprise!

- Oh, damn.
- Yeah, that's right, Martin.

Man, we knew how badly
you wanted a surprise party.

We've been working on this thing
for, what, six months now.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
we planned it

right after your last birthday.

Stop that, boy,
You know what for a little man

you talk a lot of trash.

But your heart
is in the right place, man.

Happy birthday, small Newman.

That's not all, dawg.
No, that's not all.

You see, between all your
friends the word on the street

and all of my connections
from my the job. Come on, man.

See, we have some people,
who couldn't be here tonight.

Well, they had
some special things

they wanted to say to you,
Marty Mart.

Go here.
Nipsey, hit it, man.

Hey, Martin, don't be mad at me

for sneakin' in your house.
I know you ain't here.

But I got a good reason.
I know it's your birthday.

I wanted to bring you
a little somethin' somethin'.

But I don't wanna be here
when you got here.

Because it's something
really special.

So I want you to open it up

and then call me and tell me
what you think of it, okay?

Got it just for. Wrapped it up,
made it all nice.

So, happy birthday, boy.

- Buh-bye.
- Hey.

Yo, wassup? I'm Chris Rock.

And I'd like to wish
Martin Payne

a very, very,
very happy birthday.

Oh, we gonna have a party.

We gonna be there.

Alright, I tell you, man.

Hey, wassup?
I'm Donnie Simpson.

I wanna wish my boy,
my home boy, from Detroit

Martin,
a happy birthday. Many more.

Yo, Martin.
Happy birthday, man.

I'm sorry. You weren't here
when I was here.

But, uh, I'll catch up
with you later.

'Yeah, yeah,
y'all had to just--'

Hi, Martin. This Jonnie Cochran.

I took time
from my busy, busy schedule

to wish you a happy birthday.

We're sending you a present.
And, of course, a bill.

Wassup?
You thought we forgot about you.

Happy birthday, Martin.

Gina is a good girl.
Keep a good eye on her.

Hey, Martin.

Happy birthday!

- From Salt.
- Pepa.

And Spin.

Martin, happy birthday, bruh.

Yo, wassup, man? Hey look, sorry
I couldn't make to your party.

But happy birthday
and all of that.

And you know, you get your
groove on one time for me.

Alright, boy. Alright.

- Ah!
- There you go.

Whoo!

Baby, come here.

Aw, don't cry.

There we go, Martin.

Martin.

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Martin. Speech.

- Speech.
- Speech.

Speech. Speech.

Just-just give me
a minute, y'all.

T-t-that was the bomb, y'all.
That was the bomb.

Hey, Martin.

On behalf of Nipsey's
and all your friends, man

I wanna say happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

- Come on.
- Come on with it, Martin.

Come on with it.