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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,305 Ooh, baby, we should start every morning like that. 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,506 - Yeah, Gina. - Mm. 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:07,807 The way you were yelling my name 4 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,710 the neighbors don't need no alarm clock. 5 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,912 Be quiet, Martin. 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,681 So, what's up, boo? What are you going to do today? 7 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,249 Are you going to get your hair done? 8 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:19,652 Martin. 9 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,255 Why do you ask? Uh, you don't like it? 10 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,690 No, Gina, it ain't that. 11 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,493 It's just that it's all over the place, that's all. 12 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,061 Well, baby, if you weren't so busy 13 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,864 running your fingers through it, it wouldn't get all messed up. 14 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,165 Oh, well, Gina, I'm sorry. 15 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,267 I didn't mean to hit the soft spot, baby. 16 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,403 I'll change the subject. 17 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,238 You still going shopping today? 18 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,708 You don't like my clothes anymore? 19 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:45,345 Baby, you're being paranoid over nothing. What's wrong with you? 20 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,579 You know what? 21 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,214 Ever since me and Pam went to go see 22 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,382 Wade in Exhale, I have noticed.. 23 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,718 Oh, damn! 24 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,053 Oh, damn nothing, Martin. 25 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,721 I've noticed that you haven't been appreciating me 26 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,890 like you used to when we first got married. 27 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:59,259 Gina, I love you just the same as I did 28 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,527 when we first got married. 29 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,029 - If not more, baby. - Prove it. 30 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,099 - You want me to prove it? - Uh-hmm. 31 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,370 What are you.. 32 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,815 Alright. Ah, there it is. I proved it. 33 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,885 - Proved it how? - Gina, I just kissed you. 34 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,655 Your morning breath is smelling like an old Timberland. 35 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,694 Alright. 36 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,930 Cole. Why are you always in my refrigerator, man? 37 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,870 'Cause you be having the bomb snacks, yo. Great. 38 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,538 Well, instead of going through my refrigerator 39 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,039 you need to be out looking for a job. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,541 Didn't you get fired from your last one? 41 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,610 Ah. True that. True that. Yeah. 42 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,812 But listen, man, every time I hear about a job, right? 43 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,314 They always want me to come down there for interview. 44 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,617 Like I got that kind of time. No ways. 45 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,154 Well, they are hiring down at my job. 46 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,190 Well, uh.. 47 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,692 H-how about hooking a brother up, Tommy? 48 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,895 Well, it's as good as done. 49 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,631 Tommy, how are you going to hook a brother up with nothing? 50 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,034 Look, I will pick you up on my way to work 51 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,069 and you make sure that you're wearing a suit 52 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,305 a tie, and a blindfold. 53 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,909 Yeah, okay, okay, b-but now, if I get the job 54 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,810 maybe we can all go out and celebrate tomorrow night. 55 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,180 Ah. No, no. Not tomorrow night. 56 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,917 Tomorrow night I'm having dinner with Jim Bozack and his wife. 57 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,352 You're having dinner with Mr. Jim Bozack 58 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,588 from Big Bozack Productions? 59 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,156 That brother is large. 60 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,425 Word up, Martin. What are you having dinner with him for? 61 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,494 Well, he's producing this late night talk show 62 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,362 and he's looking for a host. 63 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,097 Right, right. 64 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,834 Uh, but don't you already got your own talk show? 65 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,236 Yes, I do, Cole. 66 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,938 They need to give you your own talk show 67 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,606 'cause you talk too damn much. 68 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,907 Right, man. 69 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:30,109 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Alright.' 70 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,245 - Yeah. - Hey, Martin. 71 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,446 Hope you did your homework, man 72 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,615 'cause Mr. Bozack ain't no joke, man. 73 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,183 Well, neither am I, Tommy. 74 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,786 They say he like to give his wife anything she wants. 75 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,956 All I got to do is flatter her and I'm in there like swimwear. 76 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,125 She's spendin' all his money. 77 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,961 - You're right. Yeah, yeah. - Alright. Alright. 78 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,929 Well, it sounds like you got it all worked up. 79 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,598 Okay, I will see y'all on Saturday 80 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,300 when we come over to watch the basketball game, dawg. 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,535 - Tommy, Tommy. Check this out. - What? 82 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:56,869 Now about that job, right? 83 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,371 I'll find a blindfold. 84 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,074 That ain't going to be no problem at all. 85 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,709 Where the hell I'mma find a suit at? 86 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,581 Cole. Try the short and thick men store. Yeah. 87 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,483 They'll show you something in your size. Now step. 88 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,053 - 'Um, Gina.' - 'Yeah.' 89 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,989 Don't you need to go home and get ready 90 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,824 for that dinner with the Bozacks tonight? 91 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,326 Yeah, girl. I'm just checking out these new fashions. 92 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,262 You know what? Sisters today just don't care. 93 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,497 Look, everybody is running around half-naked. 94 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,633 Mm. That's the style if you're single. 95 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,234 No, girl, that's the style if you stank. 96 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,404 Wait a minute, wait, wait, what you so interested 97 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,072 in fashions all of a sudden for? 98 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:36,242 Well, I'm trying to get Martin to notice me. 99 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,810 What are you talking about? 100 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,246 Lately, Pam, he hasn't been complimenting me 101 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,015 like he used to. You know, all he wants to do 102 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,250 is hang out with Tommy and Cole all night. 103 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,952 That doesn't mean anything. 104 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,754 - Oh, it doesn't mean anything? - 'No.' 105 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,823 Well, well, check this out then. Check this out. 106 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:53,192 He's wearing a new cologne. 107 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,994 Damn it, call Johnnie Cochran. 108 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,464 Yo, Pam, you think he's seeing somebody else? 109 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:01,834 Gina, your mind is playing tricks on you, girl. 110 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,603 Shorty DoWop loves you. 111 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,506 Yeah. You know what, you're right. 112 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,207 You're right. I'm buggin'. I'm buggin'. 113 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,810 - I'm just going to be myself. - Be yourself. 114 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,512 What do you think I should wear tonight, girl? 115 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,613 Heels. Flat? 116 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,881 Eh, eh, eh. No, no, no, no, no. 117 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,382 Whatever you do, do not wear heels. 118 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,385 You want Martin to look like your husband, not your son. 119 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,021 - That wasn't funny. - Alrighty! 120 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,658 Gina. Baby, you ain't dressed yet? 121 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,293 Now come on, Gina, we got to go. 122 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,828 I'm almost ready. 123 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,731 How are you almost ready and you ain't got on no clothes, Gina? 124 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,232 Martin, I couldn't decide which one to wear. 125 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,368 Which one do you like? This one? This one? 126 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,236 Mm, I don't know, Gina. Whatever. 127 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,372 - Martin, which one? - Uh, wear that one. 128 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,207 That one looks good. Wear, wear that one, Gina. 129 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:42,642 We're running late. Now come on, baby. 130 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,544 Martin, you didn't even look. 131 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,012 I don't have to look, Gina. 132 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,348 - I trust your judgment. - Oh, really? 133 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,084 Well, what about this, baby? You like this on me, honey? 134 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,585 Oh, yeah, yeah. Wear that one, Gina. 135 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,420 That's the bomb! 136 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,525 Martin, it's a blanket. 137 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,261 You didn't even look at the outfits I tried to show you. 138 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,564 I'll tell you what, Gina. Why don't you bring both of them? 139 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,866 Halfway through dinner, you can change in the bathroom. 140 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,668 Now come on, baby. 141 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:09,836 Martin.. 142 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:16,275 My brother. 143 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,017 Why are you wearing new cologne? 144 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,619 The same reason you're wearing two dresses. 145 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,956 Now come on, baby. I'll meet you in the car. Let's go! 146 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,766 Thank you. 147 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,603 Alright. 148 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,373 Thanks for pulling my chair out for me, Martin. 149 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,975 Oh, my bad, Gina. I wasn't even thinking. 150 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,144 - Let me get that for you, baby. - Baby, I'm sitting already. 151 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,278 I'm sitting. 152 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:55,148 Then what are you complaining about, Gina? 153 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,618 Martin, you have ignored me all the way over here. 154 00:06:58,718 --> 00:06:59,886 Gina, how can you say that? 155 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,621 We've been arguing all way over here. 156 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,757 That's because you haven't been paying me any attention, Martin. 157 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,893 Wh-what is it? What is the problem? 158 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,095 You're not attracted to me anymore? 159 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,596 Baby, please. 160 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:14,133 Gina, you're so fine to me, I don't even notice other women. 161 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,270 Hi, Martin. We're the Bozacks. 162 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,175 Damn! 163 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:29,949 Thank you. 164 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,857 Well, Martin, you're quite the gentleman. 165 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,126 Well, you know, I got to look out for the ladies. 166 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,195 And you are most definitely that. 167 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,299 Oh. Oh! Excuse me. 168 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,935 Um, this is my wife. Gina. 169 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,837 Gina, this is Mr. and Mrs. Bozack. 170 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,305 - Hi, Gina. - Hi. How are you? 171 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:55,208 Please just call us Jim and Lena. 172 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,375 - Please. - Okay. 173 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,944 Lena. 174 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,346 - Now, is that like Lena Horne? - Yeah. 175 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:03,316 I bet you could sing a little something, something, huh? 176 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:04,884 Well, a little. 177 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,719 Martin, my wife was right about you. 178 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,888 You're just what we need for our show. 179 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,056 You're a natural. 180 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,358 He can harness his natural ass. 181 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,831 You say something, baby? 182 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,201 Oh! No, I, I was just saying that I can't wait 183 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:23,803 for the natural to come back. 184 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,404 You know, perms are too hard on the head. 185 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,806 You know what I'm talking about, girl. 186 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,075 - Yeah. - Oh. 187 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:33,079 Lena. When it comes to dressing, my wife can throw down. 188 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,247 Oh, Martin. 189 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,682 But that dress you got on 190 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,518 is straight out of a magazine. 191 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,219 Oh. 192 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,889 Well, thank you. I made this myself. 193 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,090 And this is nothing. 194 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,925 No, Lena designs all her own clothes. 195 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,393 As a matter of fact 196 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,495 I'm thinking about opening a boutique for her. 197 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,030 - Her own boutique? - 'Hmm.' 198 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,832 Won't that be a little expensive? 199 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,433 Well, hey, now, money is no object 200 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,035 when my wife is concerned. 201 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,070 Her every wish is my command. 202 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,206 Ain't that right, Ley-Ley, huh? Hmm? 203 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,341 Yes, it is, binkie. 204 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,111 Who the hell is binkie? 205 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:10,249 It's just a-a little nickname I have for Jim. 206 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,451 Don't you have any names you like to call your husband? 207 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,588 Oh, yes. I have a lot of those. 208 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,559 And believe me, he'll hear them later. 209 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,597 Gina, baby, did you hear what she said? 210 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,299 She makes her own dresses, baby. 211 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,535 It looks like she hasn't finished working on that one. 212 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,205 Gina, you ain't got to give no attitude-- 213 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,883 Uh, Lena, do you think you can hook my wife 214 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,084 in one of them dresses? 215 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,453 No, stank you. I mean, thank you. 216 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,623 No, thank you. 217 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:53,826 No. No. That's really not my style. 218 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,397 So, uh, Martin. 219 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,166 I heard that when it comes to talk shows 220 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,801 flat out, you're the man. 221 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,004 Oh. So you like to watch the show, huh? 222 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,772 Uh, no. 223 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,841 But my wife is a huge fan. 224 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,612 And whatever baby likes, I like. 225 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,848 That's right, Martin. I told binkie just how funny you were. 226 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,350 That's right. She did. 227 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,986 So, uh, come on, man. 228 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,854 - Say something funny. Come on. - Come on. Come on. 229 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,356 Say something funny. 230 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,024 Y'all, uh, you're gonna put me right on the spot. 231 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,959 Alright. Alright. 232 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,194 Something funny. 233 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,366 I mean, you got it. Right? 234 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,867 - That's right. - Baby. 235 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,873 Gina, is there a problem? 236 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,109 Look, can we order? I am really hungry. 237 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,777 I'm ready to eat. Can we do that, please? 238 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,680 Good idea, Gina. I'm starving. 239 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,017 Martin, you suggested this place. What would you recommend? 240 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,285 Well, the chicken sounds good. 241 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,888 Well, in that case 242 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,291 I recommend the stuffed breasts. Oh-ho! 243 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,561 My bad. That's my bad. 244 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,998 My bad. 245 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,735 And in your case, I recommend the raw steak for your eye 246 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:10,970 'cause you're going to need that. 247 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,573 My bad. 248 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,342 Uh.. 249 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,145 Gina, can I-can I holler at you for a minute? 250 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,414 Oh, you sure can. 251 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,649 Excuse me, fellas. 252 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,251 Hey, Gina. What is wrong with you? 253 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,652 You're not acting like yourself. 254 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:30,189 Look who is talking. Dr. Giggles. 255 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,924 Baby, come on, look, this is the most 256 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,392 important dinner of my career. 257 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,994 Don't you want to see me get ahead? 258 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,431 - Yes, Martin. - Alright then, come on, baby. 259 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,899 Give me that smile. 260 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,834 Come on, baby, the pretty smile. Come on. 261 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,369 Well, bring it out. There. 262 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,238 That's my girl. That's my girl. Come on, baby. 263 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,007 - Yeah. - Yeah. How about that? 264 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,609 Is, um, everything alright? 265 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,379 Oh, yeah, everything's fine. Ain't that right, boo? 266 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,449 Yes, that's right. Everything's just peachy. 267 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,718 Yeah, I just have slight headache, that's all. 268 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,853 So, Martin, where did you say you were from? 269 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,022 Well, I was born and raised here in Detroit. 270 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,958 - And yourself? - Well, I-I'm from Long Island. 271 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,693 And Lili here is from Ohio. 272 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,028 What part would that be? 273 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,898 Cleavage. I mean, I mean, I mean.. 274 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,367 I mean, Cleveland, Ohio. 275 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,770 Oh. Oh. 276 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,372 Excuse me. I have to use the ladies' room. 277 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,807 Oh, wait a minute, girl. I'll go with you. 278 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,809 - Great. - I need to freshen up. 279 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,726 - Say, Martin.. - Yeah, phew. 280 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,730 Is everything alright? I mean, Gina seems a little disturbed. 281 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,499 You're not in the dog house, are you, man? 282 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,001 Oh, no, man. No. Gina is fine, you know. 283 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,469 She just got a little headache. 284 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,271 Everything will be cool once we get home. 285 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,506 Ahem! Yeah. 286 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,974 Everything will be cool. 287 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,513 Come on, Gina. You know, you.. 288 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,182 Gina, you know I can't sleep on no couch with my bad back. 289 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:07,119 Oh, really, baby? Then why don't you go see a chiropractor 290 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,188 in Cleavage, Ohio. 291 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:14,426 That's Cleveland, Ohio, Gina! Cleveland! 292 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,662 Just don't make no damn sense. 293 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,871 Let's toast to a very sexy new friendship. 294 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,943 Um, why don't you wait right here? Just.. 295 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,614 You know, you just keep looking good, huh. 296 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,551 Now, what is it? What? 297 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,452 Hey, Pam, look, I got to talk to you right now. 298 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,221 Girl, now is not a good time, Gina. 299 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,522 - Now is not a good time. - Excuse me. 300 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:44,824 My brother, look here. 301 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,059 I got to talk to my best friend for a moment. 302 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,394 It's really important too. 303 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,497 Look, I'm really sorry the date went so badly. 304 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,199 She'll call you though! 305 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,702 What the hell? 306 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,637 I was just about to get me some. 307 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,472 Pam, look.. 308 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,876 I got to talk to you about Martin. 309 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,211 Well, what is the problem? 310 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,413 Pam, something is up with him, I know it. 311 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,381 Well, we know it ain't his height. 312 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,017 That was funny. 313 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,589 Will you be serious for one minute? 314 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,657 - Just one minute. - Alright, alright. What is it? 315 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,893 Look, girl, we went to dinner last night. 316 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,361 - Right? - Okay. 317 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,363 Martin didn't pay any attention to me. 318 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,399 But he was surely sniggling, giggling and cheesing 319 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,768 and all up in Mrs. Bozack's face. 320 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,770 Well, what does the half-wit look like? 321 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,205 Exactly. 322 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,707 She ain't all that. 323 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,012 Well, what are you worried about then? 324 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,047 I'm lyin'. 325 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:46,185 She was beautiful! She was bad, Pam! 326 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,420 She could be Miss USA. 327 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,724 Dang, that's messed up, G. 328 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,193 Oh, Pam, and you know what the worst part of it all is? 329 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,428 Pam, he didn't even apologize to me yet. 330 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,765 Pam, all he is interested in is watching that stupid 331 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,067 basketball game with his friends. 332 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,637 I think I'm losing my fire, girl. 333 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,805 You know what you got to do, G? 334 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,908 You got to fight fire with fire. 335 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,776 Girl, what do you suggest? 336 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,077 Well, I don't know why you're going through 337 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,080 all this trouble for an elf? But.. 338 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:20,386 ...what you need is the Pamela James "Uptown" makeover. 339 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,720 Take my hand. 340 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,389 We're going to get hoochie-fied. 341 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,562 Yeah! 342 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,767 Man, these college basketball players got mad skills. 343 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,835 Yeah, these young boys play like the pros. 344 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,570 I bet they get paid a grip. 345 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:44,109 No, Cole. It's college, they don't get paid nothing, man. 346 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,679 Now you see. 347 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,149 That's exactly why I didn't go to college, okay? 348 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,451 You get me? I mean, after all that hard work 349 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,354 the last I'm goin' to do is work for free. 350 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,523 Cole, these are-- 351 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,991 Martin, Martin. Don't, don't. 352 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,092 No, I know, I know. 353 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,760 But don't let him get to you, man. 354 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:06,098 Cole, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. 355 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,701 If you had a damn mind to waste. 356 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,938 Well, now, Tommy, I didn't waste my mind 357 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,708 when did I got that job yesterday, now, did I? 358 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,278 Oh, wait. Wait, wait a minute. 359 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,881 Somebody actually hired you? 360 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,117 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I got a job working with Tommy. 361 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,220 - Working with Tommy? - Yeah. 362 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,123 When do you start, Cole? 363 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,624 I don't know. 364 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,864 - Where's the office at, Cole? - I don't know. 365 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,571 Well, what do you do, Cole? 366 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,173 Same thing as Tommy. 367 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,482 - Same thing as Tommy? - Yeah. 368 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,685 Then you ain't got no job, man. 369 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,919 Hey, wait a minute. 370 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,422 Speaking of jobs, Martin, how'd that dinner go? 371 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,224 - Tommy, you ain't heard? - Mm-mm. 372 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,860 I'm like a man smoking at a gas station. 373 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,330 - What does that mean? - I'm about to blow up! 374 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,734 Hi, everybody. 375 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,040 Martin, I brought you some snacks 376 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,841 for you and friends to watch the game. 377 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,943 Yeah. T-thanks, baby. 378 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,613 Oh! He just dumped that, Tommy. Did you see that? 379 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,181 Yeah, I saw that. You see Gina? 380 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,418 I-I don't think you've ever seen her quite like this before. 381 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,119 You know, you guys could just, ahem 382 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,855 throw this right on the counter. Right here. 383 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,191 - Gina. Gina! - What? 384 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,426 What the.. 385 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,199 What the hell are you doing? 386 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,467 Have you been drinking? 387 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,970 No, Winkie! 388 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,239 I just came from shopping. 389 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,376 Who the hell is Winkie? 390 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,212 - None of your business. - 'Okay.' 391 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,482 Where you been shopping at, Gina? 392 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,584 The soul train garage sale? 393 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,054 - Watch that. Put that. - I don't.. 394 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,657 - Put this on. I said put it on. - But I.. 395 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,659 - Martin. - What.. 396 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,228 What the hell are y'all looking at? 397 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,097 Can I get you guys anything? 398 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,332 Yeah, a kick down your sister's digits. 399 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,469 Martin, your wife is the bomb! 400 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,006 Bu.. Buckwhite, you're checking out my wife? 401 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,975 Y'all checking out my wife? 402 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,444 That's it! That's it! Half-time! Show is over. 403 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,979 Y'all got to get out. Get to stepping. 404 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,582 - Yeah. Let's go. - That's right, get the step! 405 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,484 - Come on, man! - That's right, step. 406 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,185 Get to moving. Goin' too slow, now move it. 407 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,088 Don't look at my man's wife. Move. Move. 408 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,691 - Get out of here. That nar-- - How dare they! 409 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,127 It's wrong. Just straight up wrong. 410 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:52,464 Cole, that goes for you too and take Peeping Tom with you. Step. 411 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,033 - Step. Just step. - Come on, man. 412 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,206 Martin, what's the problem? 413 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,708 - What's the problem? - 'Uh-huh.' 414 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,276 You're the problem, Gina. 415 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,212 Coming up in here wearing all that, that nothing. 416 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,215 Oh, really? Well, when Mrs. Bozack was wearing nothing 417 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,217 you thought she was all that, Martin. 418 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,320 - Oh. Oh. - Oh, yeah, remember? 419 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,222 - Oh. - Remember? 420 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,224 Is that what this is all about, Gina? 421 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,959 I-it ain't like that, Gina. Okay? 422 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,196 I was just doing that to get on Mr. Bozack's good side. 423 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:30,002 So. Mrs. Bozack doesn't do anything for you? 424 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,670 Gina, please. 425 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,173 Baby, I like my woman classy. 426 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,508 Not showing all the assy. 427 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,880 - Martin, I'm sorry. - Oh, baby, look. 428 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,583 The only reason men like that go for women like that 429 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,018 is 'cause they insecure. 430 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,053 And need somebody to make them look good. 431 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,156 Is that right, Martin? 432 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:58,330 Well, I guess this doesn't make you look too good now, does it? 433 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,166 Uh...Mr. Bozack. 434 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,401 Mrs. Bozack. 435 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,104 How long y'all been out there? 436 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,773 Well, long enough to know that you're not going to be 437 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,942 the host of our new show. 438 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,744 This was your contract. 439 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,249 Come on, binkie. Forget about him. 440 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,719 He wasn't that funny anyway and he's much shorter in person. 441 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:21,853 Oh. 442 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,725 You're going to let her talk to you like that? 443 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,126 I know you ain't going to let her 444 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,795 talk to you like that, Martin. 445 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,530 Hey, well, you know what? You know what? 446 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:35,968 My wife may not have all that fine body like you 447 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,537 and it is fine. 448 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,539 But at least she keeps it real. 449 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,874 At least she keeps it real! 450 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,879 What? 451 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,082 What'd I do now, Gina? 452 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,453 Oh, baby.. 453 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,888 What is this love thing all about? 454 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,926 My damn contract. 455 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:04,963 Gina. 456 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,499 If you'll let me explain. Okay? 457 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,601 There's more than one kind of fine, baby. 458 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:13,405 Then you should be just fine sleeping on that couch! 459 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,074 Damn! 460 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,176 Once again, I'm on the couch. 461 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,680 And I pay the bills up in here, Gina! 462 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,616 I pay the damn bills up in here. 463 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,620 Mama. 464 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,696 Uh, no, no, not tomorrow, fellas. 465 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,533 - Alright, ready. - 'Okay.' 466 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,769 - Yeah. - 'Okay, here we come sa..' 467 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,637 Oh, damn, sorry not tomorrow, fellas. 468 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,175 You know what, Tommy. 469 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,977 Don't worry, I checked it out, uh.. 470 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,949 Oh, man, please. Neither am I. 471 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,523 Alright, alright. 34905

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