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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:06,406 Pam, why did you let me spend all that money on Martin? 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,808 Baby clothes are expensive, Gina. 3 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,580 Can't y'all see where y'all going? 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,081 Hey, Clyde, hold up, man, we gotta go back. 5 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,384 - I dropped something. - Forget it, it's not important. 6 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,586 You mean, you don't want the money we just stole? 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,820 Excuse me, sirs 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,890 I'm sorry, you dropped your bag of grocery.. 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,593 Oh, thanks, lady, but those aren't groceries. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,428 That's the money we just robbed from the bank. 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,364 How stupid can you get? 12 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:34,167 You just let 'em see your face and you told them what you did! 13 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:37,937 We ain't seen nothing. Yeah, yea-yeah, we didn't see a thing! 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,173 - We didn't see nothing! - No! 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,877 I didn't see nothing. I ain't seen jack! 16 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,246 - Okay! - No, lady. 17 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,883 My name's ain't Jack, it's Donnie. 18 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:52,385 Oh, man, that's 5.0. We gotta roll. Come on. 19 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,754 Okay, you two better act like you never saw anything. 20 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:57,290 Yeah, and if you two even dream that you saw us 21 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,459 you better wake up and apologize. 22 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,227 Let's go. 23 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,863 - Oh, no, this is not good. - Wow! 24 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,298 - This is not good. - Pam! 25 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,634 - This is too.. Oh, Pam! - Oh.. 26 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,270 We just witnessed a bank robbery! 27 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,941 Oh, no, no, no, correction, you witnessed the bank robbery. 28 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,977 I ain't seen nothing. Y'all hear that, fellas? 29 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,647 Pamela James ain't seen nothing! 30 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:57,484 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't see these mugshots. 31 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,352 It's really dark in here. 32 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,589 It's because your head is blocking the light, ma'am. 33 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:12,665 Get used to it, officer. Big heads run in her family. 34 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,202 Hey, Gina, I got here as quick as I could, baby. 35 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,270 - What's going on? - Martin. 36 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,938 I am so glad you're here, baby! 37 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,206 Hey, we got your message to hurry 38 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,708 to the police station. You okay? 39 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,010 - You know, I'm upset. - Baby, guess what? 40 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:27,347 - What? - We were involved in a crime! 41 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,015 - What? - What? 42 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,117 Yo, Gina, man, whatever you do, right 43 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,553 don't-don't cry for moms when they lock you up 44 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,055 'cause them big sisters in prison 45 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,557 they don't play that. 46 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:44,964 No, Cole, me and Pam witnessed a bank robbery, ha! 47 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,833 See, you know what? 48 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,669 This whole room's still not listening to me. 49 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:54,541 Gina was involved in the bank robbery. 50 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:58,011 Pam ain't seen jack! 51 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,347 Well, look, now come on, Pam, don't be like that, alright? 52 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,983 Look, look, if you cooperate with the officer 53 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:06,920 girl, you gonna get your big box of Scooby snacks. 54 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,924 You on my nerves. On my last-- 55 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,426 Officer, officer, I think this is him right there 56 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,094 these two guys right there, sir! 57 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,763 Oh, we won't see it. 58 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,031 Uh-oh. 59 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:22,602 She's identified Donnie and Clyde. 60 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:26,172 We've been trying to convict those guys for years 61 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:30,777 except, all the witnesses keep mysteriously disappearing. 62 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,046 - Ah. - Oh. 63 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:35,682 Yo, those brothers were magicians, too? 64 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:38,051 No, Cole, Donnie and Clyde took 'em out, man. 65 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,753 Hey, look, look, damn that, baby, okay? Don't worry. 66 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:41,955 Your man ain't afraid of nobody. 67 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,424 Bring their asses on, bring 'em on, Gina. 68 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,925 - Bring 'em on! - Okay. 69 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,295 I don't think you understand me. 70 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,631 I am talking about Donnie and Clyde. 71 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,633 I don't give a damn if you're talking about 72 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,735 Donnie and Marie, alright? 73 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,370 Man, if they step to me wrong 74 00:03:57,437 --> 00:04:00,540 they gonna get a old-fashioned Joe Jackson ass-whupping. 75 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,878 Well, that is what the police are here for, sir. 76 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,747 We are here to protect and serve. 77 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,148 Yeah, what y'all serving? 78 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,751 Brother hungry as hell right about now. 79 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,120 Just ignore him, officer, he ain't.. 80 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,656 Well, it looks like we're all done here. 81 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,558 - Let's be out. - Ah. 82 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:22,996 Uh, uh, ladies. I'm afraid it's not quite that simple. 83 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,832 You're eyewitnesses, so I'm gonna have to place you 84 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,435 in protective custody at an undisclosed location. 85 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,839 Hold up, officer, okay? 86 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,841 - Where you taking us, man? - Yeah. 87 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,810 Well, us ain't going anywhere. 88 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,612 It's just the two witnesses here. 89 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:43,283 So you can kiss your wife goodbye and keep hope alive. 90 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,320 Hey, damn that man, alright? Keep Gina alive. 91 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,657 - Keep my baby alive. - Yeah, but what about Pam? 92 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,593 Tommy, if I have to tell your bald head.. 93 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,530 I told y'all! 94 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,101 Pamela James ain't seen jack! 95 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,536 Out here! 96 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,176 I guess I done seen it all, a seeing-eye dog that can't see. 97 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:14,447 How the hell you not gonna see the damn robbers get robbed? 98 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,832 Okay, ladies, look, before you go to your secret location 99 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,867 you might wanna grab a few things. 100 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,903 Uh, uh, sir, mister, um, sir, um 101 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,073 how long do you think we gonna be undercover? 102 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,576 Oh, not long, Donnie and Clyde usually rub out their witnesses 103 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,012 within the first 48 hours. 104 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,882 Pam, they gonna take us out, they gonna take us out! 105 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,818 Alright, alright, Gina, don't even sweat it. 106 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,720 We ain't going out like that. 107 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,056 Give me my shank. 108 00:05:57,156 --> 00:06:00,493 - Give me the shank. - You're gonna need it. 109 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,095 Excuse me, what did you just say? 110 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,529 I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. 111 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,032 Oh, no, no, you see, I-I just said, "Good luck" 112 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,102 and the community is proud of you. 113 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,937 W-w-wait a minute now, w-w-when we gonna go 114 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,406 to this secret location? 115 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,707 I won't be going with you 116 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,409 but I will be getting the hell out of here. 117 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,444 - Oh-- - Hey, oh! 118 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,947 - Hey, where, where you goin'? - It ain't right. 119 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,282 No, no, no, w-w-where you going? You leaving us? 120 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,685 Well, you're damn right I am, I mean, there ain't no sense 121 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,587 in all of us checking out. 122 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,456 Well, who's going to protect us, man? 123 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:36,095 Never fear. Ol' Otis by God is here. 124 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:39,232 Now where's the little honey that's to need protecting? 125 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,100 Oh, my God. 126 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:48,708 Right. 127 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,645 Well, looks like everything here is under control. 128 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,748 Ladies, God bless you, and good luck. 129 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,919 How could they leave us here with Otis? 130 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:03,556 They-they might as well have left us here with Barnaby Jones. 131 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,625 What's the matter, girl? 132 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,593 You don't trust Ol' Otis? 133 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,762 Hell, no! 134 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,397 Look, look, don't worry, alright? 135 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:15,435 I protected 200 defs just like you just last month. 136 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,837 Really? And everything turned out alright? 137 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,272 No, but they sure as hell 138 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,974 served some good food at the funeral, guh. 139 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,676 I-I'm-I'm not gonna lie to you, they have 140 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,978 macaroni and cheese, they have them some-- 141 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,781 Otis, Otis, look, we don't care about the food. 142 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,616 We can't kick it here with you, okay? 143 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:32,518 Donnie and Clyde are coming back for us. 144 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,321 Wait a minute, now you ain't going nowhere, okay? 145 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,423 You trying to make Ol' Otis look bad? 146 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,525 - What is he talking about? - No! 147 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,860 Mr. Otis, it's just that 148 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,628 we'd feel a little bit more comfortable 149 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,665 if my husband and his friends were around us, that's it. 150 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:49,869 Guh, that's a bull-faced lie if I ever saw one. 151 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:53,339 You trying to make Ol' Otis look like I can't do my job. 152 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,442 No, no, no, Mr. Otis, it's just that we were expecting 153 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,544 protection more like Wesley Snipes 154 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,547 not Grady from "Sanford And Son." 155 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,116 Girl, I am the best that there is. 156 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:07,987 Wesley Snipes is a pretty bwah. You hear what I'm sayin' to you? 157 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,856 Ol' Otis is hands on, I get in there 158 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,892 and I take the criminal, I get 'em out of there. 159 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,061 Okay, alright, Mr. Otis 160 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,830 just take us to our secret location. 161 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:21,200 There's no need to go there because you are already there. 162 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,469 - Here. - What? 163 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:26,706 Mr. Otis, this is the first place that they're gonna look! 164 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,308 No, no, missy, okay? 165 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,078 This is the last place that they are gonna look. 166 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:36,082 See, the criminal mind is a stupid mind. 167 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,086 Alright, Mr. Otis, if.. 168 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,256 Pam, if we're gonna be here, we might as well get comfortable. 169 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,324 Oh, not so fast, miss. Not so fast. 170 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,527 Not after a secur-security check. 171 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,096 You-you-you might be working for the enemy, guh. 172 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,931 What enemy? Look, Mr. Otis.. 173 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,033 - You trippin'. - No, I'm not trippin'. 174 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,069 Between your friend's big head and your thick caboose 175 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,205 you could be smuggling enough weapons in there 176 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,841 to blow all of Detroit out. 177 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,010 Alright! Alright! Wait a minute now. 178 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:07,013 Let's just hurry up and get this over with. 179 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:10,283 Damn, I know the commercials say 180 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,451 raise your hands if you're sure 181 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,087 but you a little unsure, aren't you, missy? 182 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,924 Smell like you've been wrestling a alligator out there. 183 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,194 Tommy, hey, man, something ain't right. 184 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,030 - Gina would've called by now. - Okay, okay. 185 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,765 Look, Martin, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason 186 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,633 why they haven't called yet, man. 187 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,570 Duh, that's easy, the criminals got 'em 188 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,905 and they won't let 'em use the phone. 189 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,543 Cole, right now ain't a good time, man, okay? 190 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,146 - It's not a good time. Okay. - Okay, okay, m-my bad. 191 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,115 - 'Right.' - We'll come back to it later. 192 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,985 Look, look, look here, Martin, you-you just need to chill, man. 193 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,620 That's all. Cole, go put on some music or something. 194 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,488 - Okay, okay. Okay, cool. - Hey, relax. 195 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,757 - Yeah, you're tellin' me. - They'll be fine. 196 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,726 'We interrupt this music to bring you a special' 197 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,662 'news bulletin. Donnie and Clyde are still at large.' 198 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,497 'This is the last bulletin you'll hear from me' 199 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,267 ''cause I don't want them crazy brothers hemming me up.' 200 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,635 'I'm out.' 201 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,772 You hear that, Tommy? I'm going to find Gina and Pam. 202 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,507 H-h-hold on now, Martin. Look. 203 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,309 I'm sure they're in good hands, man. 204 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,645 They are being guarded by Detroit's finest! 205 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,280 Oh, look, look, all we have to do 206 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,982 is sit and wait, that's it. 207 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:21,120 Okay, so what you wanna do first, uh, sit or wait? 208 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,588 - Ah! - Oh, no, no, Martin, come on! 209 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,425 Alright, alright, alright, come on, relax. 210 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,194 It's okay, it's okay, I know. 211 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,295 That's cool, I'm cool. 212 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,466 Come on, come on, come on. 213 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,668 Okay. Okay. 214 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:36,836 Come on, man, I'm, I'm just 215 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,437 trying to help you out, you know? 216 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,172 - Yeah, right. - I'm, you know.. 217 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,541 - I ain't mean nothing. - Alright. 218 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,877 - Alright, now look. - It's.. 219 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,879 - Okay. You okay? Alright. - Yeah, yeah. 220 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,948 I mean, there's nothing we can do, man, right? 221 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,717 Um, look, we don't even know what they look like. 222 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,220 Look here, I'mma get you something to drink. 223 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,788 - Cole, get the door! - Alright. 224 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,492 - Man, man! - Alright. 225 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,330 Excuse me, sir, are you the man of the house? 226 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:08,234 No, but I'm a friend of the man of the house. 227 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,337 Hey, what's up? What's happening? 228 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,406 W-what can I do for ya? 229 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,307 Hi. How you doin', man? 230 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,343 Is this the home of the witness? 231 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,149 Say-say what, partner? 232 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,018 He said he's a Jehovah's Witness. 233 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,088 Jehovah? Man, man, please look, okay? 234 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,923 Now is not the time, it definitely is not the time. 235 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,659 My brother right here got a lot of stress he dealing with. 236 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,327 Stress all up in here, okay? 237 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,997 H-his wife i-is at a secret location. 238 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,066 W-well, actually, she's at her best friend Pam's house 239 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,668 getting ready to be taken to a secret location, but.. 240 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,103 A-and, look, we keep that on the D. 241 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,272 - That's none of your business. - Cole! 242 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,374 Sit your empty head down. 243 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,608 Right here, don't you move, you sit there. 244 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,609 Don't you move, you hear me? 245 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,578 - Please! Hah! - Okay. 246 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:58,918 Now, whatever you brothers are selling, we ain't buying. 247 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,619 Well, I j.. 248 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,589 And I'm.. 249 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,394 What the hell in.. 250 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,704 Whoa! 251 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,143 - Mr. Otis! - Oh.. 252 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,479 Mr. Otis, what is your problem? 253 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,782 You almost scared us half to death. 254 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,285 Better me than them, guhs. Okay? 255 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,622 Now listen, rule number one, if you fall asleep 256 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,657 you wind up six feet deep. 257 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,392 Now Otis got some wardrobe for you. 258 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,763 'Yeah, take him, Gina, this is not fair.' 259 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,832 Somewhere that, now, now, somewhere. There you go. 260 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,068 Mr. Otis, a bulletproof vest? 261 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,437 What are we supposed to do with these? What is this for? 262 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,340 Better safe than sorry, missy. Okay? 263 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,610 Ol' Otis can tell you that bullets hot. 264 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,479 They hot! 265 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,349 Really? Mr. Otis, have you been shot before? 266 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,817 Yeah, that's right, I've been shot, guh. 267 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:08,287 I took a AK-47 right here, caught one right there 268 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,256 scarred me for-for-for life. 269 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,193 I-I-I see it scarred you, Mr. Otis. 270 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,596 I also caught one in the rump, guh, but that was from my wife. 271 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:20,699 Ol' Otis don't creep no more, you know what I'm saying? 272 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,703 Excuse me, Mr. Otis. 273 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,438 Look at this. It's got holes in it. 274 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,141 - What is this about? - Well, I'll just be damned. 275 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,944 Like, uh.. Well, I guess it ain't bulletproof then there. 276 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,381 Guh, but you know what, they go real nice with them jeans 277 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,782 you got on there, girl. 278 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,019 Mr. Otis, what do you need all these weapons for? 279 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,621 Protection, missy poo. 280 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,057 Excuse me, Mr. Otis, you need to be a little careful 281 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,893 with that stun gun, you could hurt somebody around here. 282 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,296 Hey, let me tell you something, I've been doing this 283 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,398 since y'all was in training bra. 284 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,333 And by the look of things, you still got 285 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,335 some training to do. 286 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,471 Oh, very funny, Mr. Otis, like, you could tell 287 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,674 with them coke-bottle glasses you got. 288 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,744 That's real funny. 289 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,013 The criminals on your ass. 290 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,084 Now listen, with this taser 291 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,920 you got to keep the safety latch on at all times. 292 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,189 If you don't do that, you do something stupid, eh! 293 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,692 - Ah! Mr. Otis! - Mr. Otis! Mr. Otis! 294 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,997 Mr. Otis! Mr. Otis! 295 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,905 - Mr. Otis? - Mister, mister.. 296 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,742 M-M-M-Mr. Otis! 297 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,744 Are you okay? 298 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:39,945 Do I look okay? 299 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,081 Help me out, girls. Help me out. 300 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,351 Alright, alright, Mr. Otis, you know what? 301 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,519 I don't think that we're the ones 302 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:51,090 that need the protection. You need protection from yourself. 303 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,525 Now what I need is to rest, home girl. 304 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,562 I tell you, that got my bladder running so crazy, guh. 305 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,470 Gina, he's been in there for 20 minutes. 306 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,805 No telling when he's coming out. I say we roll! 307 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,575 No. Pam, where are we gonna go? 308 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,310 Donnie and Clyde are gonna kill us! 309 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:15,648 But if we stay here, Otis is gonna kill us. Now let's break. 310 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,416 True, let's get out of here. 311 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,551 - Hurry up, give me my coat. - Here, get your coat. Here. 312 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,053 - Take one. My jacket. - Got it? 313 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,421 Hurry up. I got the door, I got the door. 314 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,156 - Hurry up. - Alright. 315 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,265 Are those, uh, are those guns? 316 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,000 Or y'all just happy to see us? 317 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,803 - It's a gun. - But we are happy to see you. 318 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,338 And thanks for giving the money back-- 319 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,574 - Oh, you're welcome. - Donnie, shut up. 320 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,743 You two sit on the couch. 321 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,845 What are you gonna do to us? 322 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,181 We're gonna make sure you never make it to court. 323 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,185 Hey, Clyde, who's that? 324 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,654 - That's our top security agent. - Top! 325 00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:00,526 - A-a-and he don't play that. - Don't even...play. 326 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,760 Sit down. 327 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,330 If you're smart, you act like we're your dates. 328 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,664 - No! - Our dates? 329 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:09,001 I don't want a date. Watch my hair, boy! 330 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,638 Oh, Clyde, can we switch? My date's got a bad attitude. 331 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,939 You on my hair. 332 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,148 Ah. 333 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,319 Well, look what we've got here. 334 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,954 The minute Ol' Otis turn his back 335 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,490 y'all call your dates over, huh? Ain't that something? 336 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,893 I hope you don't mind. I just couldn't wait to see my baby. 337 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,396 Oh, well, that's alright, you young buckaroos. 338 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,298 Look here, I'mma going down to the car 339 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,867 get me some clean britches, I tell y'all, I tore.. 340 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,236 No, Mr. Otis, please.. 341 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,372 Please don't leave us. 342 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,407 Oh, it's alright there, missy poo. 343 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,376 These young gentlemen, young buckaroos 344 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,178 are gonna take care of you. Look, as a matter of fact.. 345 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:56,248 Why don't y'all take my gun? So as I can get this out. 346 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,650 Take my gun and use it for protection 347 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,019 in case the robbers come by. 348 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,854 You know, there ain't gonna be no trouble now 349 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,088 uh, Mr. Otis. 350 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,591 Um, why don't you just take your time? 351 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,260 Man, you know, you got a kind heart there, bwah? 352 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,364 Need more like you, bwah, need more like you. 353 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,436 - Just take your time. - Yeah, bwah. 354 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,274 Now, it's time for y'all to say your prayers. 355 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,076 Oh, Gina, oh, Gina.. 356 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:28,447 - Now I lay me down to sleep-- - Not you, Donnie! 357 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,849 Hey, get over here and take care of these two. 358 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,217 You wanna do it right here? 359 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,119 But we'll mess up the nice lady's carpet. 360 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,455 Just give me that gun, fool. 361 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,458 - I'll do it myself. - Don't, don't.. 362 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:44,263 You know, boys, I seem to have misplaced my car keys somewhere. 363 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,631 I have no idea where they-- 364 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,800 Mr. Otis, they're gonna kill us! 365 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,368 Say what, girl? 366 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,470 Wait a minute, ain't gonna be no domestic violence 367 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,138 up in here, boys. 368 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,140 Listen, you just mind your own business 369 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,043 and you won't get hurt, old man. 370 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,113 You wanna run that by me one more time there, bwah? 371 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:05,384 I said, mind your business and you won't get hurt, old man. 372 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,487 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought you said there, bwah. 373 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,223 You just committed a five to ten, bwah. 374 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,825 W-what's a five to ten? 375 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,829 I'm about to whup his ass for five or ten minutes. 376 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,465 Man, please, I don't even need a weapon to deal 377 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,067 with your rusty old butt. Hold that, Donnie. 378 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,436 You done lost your advantage there, bwah. 379 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,172 Now I'm about to play like a dentist. 380 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,907 - And take out your teeth. - Oh, really? 381 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,609 - You goin' down today. - Come on with it. 382 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,111 - You going down. - Come on with it. 383 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,345 - Uh! - Ah! 384 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,247 - Mr. Otis? - No, no. 385 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,983 - Mr. Otis? - Mr. Otis? 386 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,253 Now, now, don't you girls worry. 387 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,755 That was, that was nothing at all. 388 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,858 Is that all you got, bwah? 389 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,659 You must be sweet on Ol' Otis, bwah 390 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,995 'cause that damn sure was a love tap, bwah. 391 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,597 - Oh, yeah? Come on. - Yeah. 392 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,965 - Come on, bwah. - Ah! 393 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,775 Stop screaming like a sissy 394 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,944 and take your whupping like a man, bwah. 395 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,153 Come on, bwah. 396 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,135 Freeze! 397 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,641 Get on out of here with your rusty behind. Go on. 398 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,077 You know what? Gina, I'm so happy that that is over. 399 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,480 - Me, too, girl. - Mm! 400 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,415 Well, I gotta be honest with you, ladies. 401 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,751 I never thought I'd see you two alive again. 402 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,586 - Thank you. - Matter of fact.. 403 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,422 We were taking bets on it down here at the station. 404 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,257 Baby, oh, I'm so glad you alright. 405 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,860 - Baby, I was so scared. - Oh, I know, I know. 406 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,662 But, look, at least you had Grizzly Adams 407 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,598 to take care of you, you know, watch your back. 408 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,500 You know what, I'm hurt, Martin. You know, I.. 409 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,736 My life was in danger, too. I could've lost my life as well. 410 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,172 Now I know. Ah, come here, you get a hug, too. 411 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,574 - I get a hug? - Come on. Yeah, girl. 412 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,909 I ain't got nothing but love for you, girl. 413 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,344 But you know, if they would've got you 414 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,947 at least you would've had eight lives left. 415 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,015 Get away from me, just get away from me. 416 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,952 You know, you messed up a special moment. You messed up-- 417 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,787 Now, you know, Mr. Payne 418 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,289 you can be proud of your wife and her friend here. 419 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,458 Thanks to their bravery, we were able to put away 420 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,961 Donnie and Clyde for a long time. 421 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,263 I'm just glad that my baby's alright, you know? 422 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,632 And since she's alright, it's all good. 423 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,367 Well, not quite. 424 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,238 You see, we still haven't recovered the stolen money. 425 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,940 Oh, thank you so very much, darlings. 426 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,875 Y'all are so beautiful and lovely. 427 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,310 Could you fan just a little harder? 428 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,279 Oh, that's hot. I work so hard. 429 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,947 I really do. 430 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,582 Um, waitress, missy poo 431 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,986 can I see you for a minute there, please, girl? 432 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,488 How you doing there, lovely lady? You are! 433 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,756 Look here, can you bring me 434 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,826 another one of them Bahama Mamas? 435 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,962 My coconut's a little empty there, girl. 436 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,231 Thank you, there. Oh, oh, for you, girl. 437 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:10,969 Here, here. Why don't you buy yourself a new dress? 438 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,171 Cover the coconuts you got sticking out 439 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,740 like that there, guh. 440 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:17,242 Alright, well, if I wasn't so old 441 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,011 I'd buy you one there, guh. 442 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,512 Sure, I'll buy you one of that. 443 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,147 Somebody want to give me love? 444 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,348 Just somebody wanna give me love? 445 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,917 Oh, oh, you know what? 446 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:29,354 Here's one for you, one for you. 447 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,957 No, you didn't give me love. You get that? 448 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,759 You get them all, guh. 34833

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