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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,672 Who is knocking at the door this early in the morning. 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,041 This building better be on fire. 3 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:16,249 What's up there, baby? 4 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,519 Roscoe, what are you doing here? 5 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,255 I-I should be the one with the bad attitude. 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,190 You-you know your hair look a lot bigger 7 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,992 when you ain't got on no makeup. 8 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,229 You know what? 9 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,765 When I moved in here, I thought I was getting away from you. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,400 Why are you following me? 11 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,503 First of all, I'm not following you, okay? 12 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:40,273 My-my mother sent me here to live-to live with my daddy. 13 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,675 And I'm just glad that he lives in the building 14 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,577 so that I could get a look at you. 15 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:45,578 Aw. 16 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:47,781 After you put on your makeup. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,916 I want you to put rouge, your blush 18 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:53,353 your little nippy lipsticks, all-all of that stuff. 19 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,790 I'm going back to bed. Good-bye. Good-bye. 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,191 You're not going back to bed. You're not going. 21 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,060 Yes, I am. Hey, boy, don't touch it. Hey. 22 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,729 I didn't touch it, I said wait. I wanna talk to you. 23 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,963 What do you want? 24 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,865 I see this delivery truck downstairs 25 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,101 and they was delivering this big old bed up here. 26 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:10,637 The bed was real big. 27 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,940 Yes, that's my new brass bed that I ordered. 28 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,809 Well, what happened to your old bed? 29 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,645 You wear it out doin' the grown up, huh? 30 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,213 Well, what you was doing, huh? 31 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,314 What you.. 32 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,252 This is why I.. Do you wanna know why I never talk to you? 33 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,787 - That's why I don't talk to-- - Wait. Okay, wait there. 34 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:29,322 - Wait, okay, wait. - What? What? 35 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,990 - What do you want. - Wait, okay, wait, wait, wait. 36 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:36,096 Okay, your-your-your old bed, can I have it for my club house? 37 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,163 For what, lil' boy? 38 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,332 Well, I learned this new game. 39 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,570 It's called gynecologist. I can do a real check-up. 40 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,747 You little nasty.. 41 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,352 Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup? 42 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,216 Druce, come on. Stop lolling there. 43 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,719 Hey, man, be careful with that one. 44 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,889 Man, why don't you just let me do my job. 45 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,224 Hey, look, man, if you put a dent in my headboard 46 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,360 I'mma put a dent in your damn wallet. 47 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:45,665 Relax, man, you've got the Nefertiti 2000. 48 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:49,903 It's made of solid brass from the hills of North Africa 49 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,971 and is virtually indestructible. 50 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:55,508 Oh, good, 'cause I'm virtually unstoppable. 51 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,844 My baby! 52 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,512 Martin, not in front of the mover, baby. 53 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,714 Alright, but look, as soon as they leave, girl, we.. 54 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:04,184 Hey, no, hey. 55 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:10,323 Look, let me warn you about your new mattress. 56 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,425 Watch those springs. 57 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,893 You could bounce a coin 58 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,496 from here to New York on that bed. 59 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,364 Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, just go in the back 60 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,600 and do what you do. Here, here. 61 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,203 - Oh, yeah. - Here's an extra dollar. 62 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,942 Phoop-de-doop, a whole dollar. 63 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,344 Yeah, use us for a down payment on a new attitude. 64 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,614 Now please, man, go do what you do. 65 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,217 Look, man, you two sure are in a hurry. 66 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,686 The little snapped-nosed kid down the hall told me 67 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,421 you was newlyweds. 68 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,957 If I were you, I would take advantage 69 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,260 of our extended warranty program. 70 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,897 Well, hell, put us down for the lifetime plan. 71 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,632 - Yeah. - That seem okay? 72 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,534 - There you go. - Alright. 73 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,469 'Right on.' 74 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,037 Alright, baby 75 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,706 start your engines, girl. 76 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:03,209 We about to take that new bed for a test drive, baby, huh? 77 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,979 Hey, hey, Martin, I-I still have work to do, Martin. 78 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,281 I got this big presentation today, okay? 79 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,816 If the client likes it, I'mma get this account. 80 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,651 - Now back up off me. - Hey, baby, look, come on. 81 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,988 Look, let's jump in that thing and make the bed springs sing 82 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,623 Gina, come on now. 83 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:19,559 Well, it did look a little springy. 84 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:25,898 And, Martin, I've never slept on a brass bed before, so.. 85 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,100 So check it out. 86 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,434 If you feeling like extra 87 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,403 freaky tight like, you know.. 88 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,743 I'll let you snatch the tags off the mattress. 89 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:38,278 - Ooh! - You wanna do that? 90 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,946 - You wanna snatch 'em all? - Alright. 91 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,149 We'll do this, Martin, but, uh, let's make this snappy, alright? 92 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,918 Baby, I'm happy to make it snappy. 93 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,321 I don't think the dump would take this one. 94 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,522 We gonna have to burn it. 95 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,758 Whoa! 96 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:55,862 Martin, how long have you had that old mattress, honey? 97 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,196 For a long time, baby. 98 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,199 Used to be mama's when she was a kid. 99 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,467 As evil as that woman is 100 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,603 I thought she slept on a bed of nails. 101 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,040 Now, you know, that's really funny. 102 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,181 Not as funny as me throwing your ass out, now step, man. 103 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,950 Step. 104 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,025 Come on, baby. 105 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,561 Let's ride the new bed back to Africa, baby. 106 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,569 Ah! 107 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:41,240 Ah. Oh, damn. 108 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,076 Ah! 109 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,912 Hello, can I speak to 911? 110 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,882 Yeah, this is emergency. Idaho. Damn. 111 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,417 'Martin, help me out!' 112 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,587 Okay, look, baby, don't panic, I got 911 on the line. 113 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,756 Hey, look here, uh, 911 114 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,225 my woman, she-she stuck in bed. 115 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,994 Well, what-what happened, right? We bought this new bed, right? 116 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,363 So we got to bounce and doing this 117 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,498 old friggy-diggy type thing, and then.. 118 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:10,436 Oh, oh, damn, just look, use your imagination, alright? 119 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,771 - 'Martin?' - Yeah. Yeah. 120 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,539 - 'What are they saying.' - Oh, baby! 121 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,508 They're laughing at us, Gina. 122 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,419 Martin, will you please help me! I can't out! 123 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,621 Okay, I'm coming, baby. I'm coming, look. 124 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,957 Turn sideways. Turn.. 125 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,392 Turn sideways, Gina. 126 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,794 Ouch! Ouch, Martin, it hurts. 127 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,929 - Pivot your head, baby. - Ouch, ouch! 128 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,402 I can't. Wait a minute, it's heavy. 129 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,804 Swivel your head. You gotta pivot, Gina. 130 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,140 Alright, alright. 131 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,977 I can't get out. I can't get out. I can't get out. 132 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,780 'Gina.' 133 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,314 Oh, my God. Oh. 134 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,884 Alright, Gina, look, I'm suing the hell out of that 135 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,719 bed company, Gina. 136 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,754 Martin, Martin, you gotta get me out of this thing. 137 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,322 You gotta get me out of this thing, Martin. 138 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,658 I've gotta get to work. I can't miss this meeting. 139 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,828 Alright, now, look. Gina, look. Now look. 140 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:13,099 Let's not-let's not lose our head on this one, okay? 141 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,235 Baby, you just got to think our way out of this, okay? Come on. 142 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,237 Okay, Martin, could you please hurry up 143 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:21,774 because I think my head is swelling. I think.. 144 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:25,244 Damn, baby. I don't think your head can get no bigger. 145 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,180 Hey, boy, no stalling me I swear. 146 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,648 I'm just very serious. 147 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,783 Okay, look, I tell you what, Gina. I go.. 148 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,519 I'mma go to kitchen, get some butter, butter you up, and bam! 149 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,854 - You outta there, baby. - No! 150 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,690 That's how I got into this mess. 151 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,459 Just hand me the phone. I can't reach it. 152 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:42,261 Please, just give it to me. I gotta make a call. 153 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,097 Who you're gonna call, Gina, Unsolved Mysteries? 154 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:49,302 Baby, even they can't solve this one, Gina. 155 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,471 No, Martin, I gotta call work to tell them 156 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,973 I'm gonna be a little late, okay? 157 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,676 Look, look, Gina, here, look. 158 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,345 Baby, I'll tell you what, let's go back in the bedroom 159 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:03,015 retrace our steps, and bam, free at last, baby. 160 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:09,021 Shh! Shh! Hello. Mr. Oaks, um, yeah, this is Gina Payne. 161 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,224 Excuse me. Um, listen.. 162 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,360 Look, I'm gonna be a few minutes late, okay? 163 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,530 No, no, I'll make the meeting. Yes. 164 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:20,700 No. 165 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,737 No, I'll be there. Okay, it's no problem. 166 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,907 Okay, sir, yes, sir. 167 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,475 No, nothing's wrong, okay. 168 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,177 Yes, sir. Good-bye. 169 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,748 Oh, damn, Martin, get the phone. 170 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,517 - Alright, alright, alright. - Get the phone. 171 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:38,885 Alright, baby. Okay, look. 172 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:42,655 Gina, Gina. Okay, Gina. Alright.. 173 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,226 'You look okay, baby.' 174 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:51,597 No, no, no. No, Marin, look at me. 175 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,367 I look like Bozo behind bars. 176 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,270 Alright, look, baby, look. It's not-it's not that bad, Gina. 177 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,873 I mean, look, I hear red teeth are in these days, baby. 178 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,577 You know what? This is all your fault. 179 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,446 Wait, wait. No, what do you.. What do you mean my fault? 180 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,714 Yeah, Martin. Yeah. 181 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,349 I told you I had a meeting to get to 182 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,185 but you just had to try out the new bed. 183 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,891 Man, I knew we was headed for trouble. 184 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,560 Hey, look, Gina, don't blame me, baby. 185 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,462 You're the one who went to try the double backflip. 186 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:25,965 Who is that? 187 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,301 - Uh, th-that's Tommy and Pam. - What? 188 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,536 Yeah, I asked them to come over help you get out of that, baby. 189 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,773 Damn, Martin, I don't want them to see me like this. 190 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:40,212 Come on. Keep it going. Keep it going. 191 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:43,316 Pam, turn off the video camera now. 192 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,319 Turn-turn off the video camera. 193 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,821 Wait. No, girl, I can't do that. 194 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,824 I'm sending this to America's Funniest Home Videos. 195 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,493 Girl, you're gonna win grand prize for this one. 196 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,828 Get away from me, Pam. 197 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,129 Look, Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina. 198 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,464 - Come on. Come on. That's okay. - Get off. 199 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,333 Gina, just one question.. 200 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,734 How the hell this happened? 201 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,404 I be stroking. 202 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:08,507 That's what I've been doing. I've been stroking. 203 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,843 Hey! You are so nasty. 204 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,178 Look, that's how we got into this. 205 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,746 That's nasty. 206 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:17,617 Y'all wanna cut the chat and get this thing off me. 207 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,585 - Okay, alright. - Okay, what can I do to help. 208 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,955 Uh, okay, I'll tell you what you can do to help. 209 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,758 To help her get out of that, you can tell us how you sneak 210 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:29,528 out of your cage every night at the kennel. 211 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,531 I mean, how do you just get out? 212 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,601 Only if you can tell me how you can walk under a door with it 213 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,137 being closed, Inch High. 214 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,473 Look, look, just make yourself useful and start chewing 215 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,875 through the bars, alright, please. 216 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,378 Shut up. Look, I'mma try to call the company 217 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,346 and see if they could send somebody over. 218 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:48,447 Oh, stupid. 219 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,515 - Hey, hey, Martin. - Yeah. 220 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,117 I've got an idea, man. 221 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,152 You think the two of us can pull these bars apart, man? 222 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,987 You know, now you thinking, man. That's a good idea. 223 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,390 Now you-now you're thinking, Tommy. 224 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,291 Why you're thinking.. 225 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,993 - Okay, here we go. - Alright. 226 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,502 Stop. Stop. Just stop, stop. 227 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:13,072 Look, I gotta sit down. I feel like I'm a little, y'all know.. 228 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,074 I know you ain't feeling lightheaded, Gina. 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,678 Say, I know you ain't feeling woozy? 230 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,080 Look, just sit me on the couch, please. 231 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,982 - Alright. Alright. - You did it. There you go. 232 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,051 Okay, alright. Gina? 233 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,920 D-do you want me to get you a pillow? 234 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,490 Where am I gonna put it, man? 235 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,660 Where am I gonna put it? 236 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,529 - Tommy, get on away from me. - I'm going. 237 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,097 Okay. 238 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,434 The company is sending somebody over at noon to get you out. 239 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,869 Oh, that's perfect. Yeah. 240 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,373 My meeting doesn't start until 1 o'clock. Yes. Whoo! 241 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,409 Alright, Gina. You don't want to get a-head of yourself. 242 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:02,521 Y'all got one more head joke up in here, and.. Ugh! I swear! 243 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,124 Okay, alright. I also called work. 244 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,692 And the client has to leave early 245 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,794 so the meeting's been pushed up to00. 246 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,297 What? No, no. 247 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,734 That only leaves me to a half hour. 248 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,368 How can I make that, Pam? 249 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,805 Look, baby, listen. All you got to do is call in sick. 250 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:23,309 You tell them you got a headache this big, baby. 251 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,644 Come on, and it's just spinning on you. 252 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,613 - Just spinning. - Okay, guys, alright. 253 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,982 That only leaves us with one choice. 254 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,752 Man, here you go. Here. 255 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,054 What the.. What the hell, man? 256 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,257 You just-you just happen to have a blowtorch with you. 257 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,293 I need this for work, man. 258 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,896 You ain't got no job, man. 259 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,738 Alright, look, okay, just-just get her out of that damn thing. 260 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:53,973 Please, man. 261 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,512 I don't know about this. 262 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,481 Hey, hey, hey, don't worry, you know, just relax. 263 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,849 I know what I'm doing. 264 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,989 No! 265 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,627 There. Oh, good. 266 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,832 Damn thing is still around her neck. 267 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,467 Come on, Martin, I got as close as I could, man. 268 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,701 - I didn't wanna burn her. - Look.. 269 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,503 Y'all got to get this thing off of me. 270 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,839 Come on, Gina, you can barely notice it. 271 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,843 Alright, or at least you can get through the damn door now. 272 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,144 To go where, Tommy? 273 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:35,347 I look like I'm wearing a car wreck. 274 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,884 Man, I'm gonna lose my job. 275 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,619 No, no, baby, look, it's not that bad. 276 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:46,192 Gina, baby, it kind of looks like designer jewelry, baby. 277 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,495 Don't it, Pam? Don't it look like it's flowing on her. 278 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,863 - Designer jewelry. - Yeah. 279 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,798 Yeah, designer jewelry, yeah. 280 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,067 I-I think I saw Jada Pinkett 281 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,137 rock in something like that at, um... 282 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,005 That's it. 283 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,709 'She did wear it.' 284 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,077 - S-she did it for real, y'all? - 'Hell yeah!' 285 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,912 Gina, she did, Yes. 286 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,883 Gina, you wear this with pride, baby. 287 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:14,053 Remember, you are a Nubian princess. 288 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,724 Remember this baby came from the hills of North Africa. 289 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,027 Bam! Right? 290 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,264 Maybe, maybe I can play this off. 291 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,933 You know, I mean, if it's good enough for Jada Pinkett 292 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,101 it's good enough for me. 293 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,169 Well, you bet. 294 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,547 You know what, Gina? I think I'mma get me one. 295 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,084 You know, personally, Gina. 296 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,720 Girl, all eyes are gonna be on you. 297 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,791 I do look good, don't I? I mean, what y'all think? 298 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,395 Oh, baby. 299 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,698 - Gina. - Yeah. 300 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,600 I think we lied, baby. 301 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,803 All this look torn up, Gina. 302 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,473 This is raggedy all around your neck. 303 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,208 And we can't let you go out like that, girl. 304 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,143 Why'd you hype up like that? 305 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,746 - What am I gonna do, y'all. - You know what, Gina? 306 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,749 Hey, maybe-maybe we can use something to cover it up, huh? 307 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:20,119 That's right! All you got to do, baby, hide it for the meeting. 308 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,755 Hey, try my scarf. That's a good idea. 309 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,089 - 'Try my scarf.' - Baby, be careful. 310 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,824 Shake the fleas out first, please. 311 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,159 Man, what have you got on her.. 312 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,496 I don't want gnats on her neck just biting at her. 313 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,899 Okay, look at me, What do y'all think? 314 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,769 - No. - No! 315 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,672 You know, we need something bigger, man. 316 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,675 - Something that'll drape. - That's r.. Hey, hey, hey. 317 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,143 Let's try this Indian blanket. 318 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,312 - There we go. - Yes, I hope this works. Okay. 319 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,681 - Ha! There you go. - Oh! 320 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,016 What do y'all think? It kinda matches this maroon. 321 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,419 - Oh, baby! Baby. - Yeah. 322 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,121 Now you can tell 'em you got Indian in your family. 323 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,157 Well, unh-unh. Don't even try. 324 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,427 Y'all are stupid. She looks like choker harness. 325 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:04,029 Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. You know.. 326 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,699 We're gonna need somethin' thick and dark to cover it. 327 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,102 Yeah, we're gonna need something thick and dark to cover it. 328 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,004 Yeah. Uh.. 329 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,806 Give me a little bit of your back fur. 330 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,043 Snatch it off, so I can put it right around here. 331 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,649 Um, well, can I get anyone some more coffee 332 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,518 croissants, magazines? 333 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,454 Oaks, I thought you wanted my account. 334 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,056 Where's this Gina? Doesn't she know I've got money to spend? 335 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,558 Well, sir, she-she-- 336 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,727 Oh, I'm-I'm sure Gina will be here any minute. 337 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,829 I believe she's in the ladies room 338 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,531 getting her head together. 339 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,667 Well, if she wants to get ahead in this business 340 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,168 she better learn how to be on time. 341 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,970 Now I've got a plane to catch. I'm outta here. 342 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,506 Oh, Mr. Whitaker, please, please. Just two minutes. 343 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,008 Two minutes. That's all. 344 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,084 I am so sorry I'm late. 345 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,652 You're looking great, you're looking great 346 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,822 you're looking darling. Your hair is a musk. 347 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:07,326 Darling, please, I will hook you up with my beautician later. 348 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,095 Mr. Oaks, so sorry I'm late. 349 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:14,333 Young lady, what do you want? There's a meeting going on here. 350 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,436 Yes, I-I know, Mr. Oaks, it's me, Gina Payne. 351 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,704 Gina? 352 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,607 Mr. Whitaker, just one minute please. 353 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,675 - Mr. Whitaker, I-- - Come, come. There. 354 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,913 Oh, is it a new hair fizz. 355 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,615 It's over. I love that hair, girl. 356 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,220 Gina, don't you realize that this is the most important 357 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,755 meeting of your career? 358 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,791 Yes, Mr. Oaks, I can handle that. 359 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,259 I'm giving you visual, darling. 360 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,262 - I'm giving you all of me. - I want it all! 361 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,897 Okay, okay, I'm gonna do this, okay? 362 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,131 - You better. - Let's do it. Okay. 363 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,766 - She's gonna do it. - After you. 364 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,768 Okay, let's get started, shall we? 365 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:53,906 But first, how's everybody doing? 366 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,108 Oaks, what are you running here? 367 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:59,878 Is this a presentation or a Diana Ross concert? 368 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,880 Sir, sir, excuse me, I heard that. 369 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,416 This is a presentation. 370 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:09,154 And by the way, since you mentioned Diana Ross, you know 371 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,657 you remind me a little bit of 372 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,826 Billy Dee Williams in "Mahogany." 373 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,828 Well, flattery will get you everywhere. 374 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,263 You go and do that presentation. 375 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:25,404 There you are, Billy, I mean, Mr. Whitaker. 376 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,308 So we feel a shift in your marketing strategies 377 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,744 will result in better sales and greater profits. 378 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,180 I'm sorry, your hair was in the way. 379 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,082 Can I see that last chart again? 380 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,351 Oh, sure. I'm so sorry. 381 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,861 What the hell? 382 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,930 So in conclusion, shifting your advertising from TV to radio 383 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,866 will double your sales, thank you. 384 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,468 Wonderful. 385 00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,339 Ha! Strong J. Strong J! 386 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,375 You want me to help you clean out your office? 387 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,877 Yeah. 388 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,047 Mr. Whitaker, I assure you, I had nothing to do with this. 389 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,550 That's too bad, Oaks, 'cause I liked it. 390 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,886 - You did? - Yeah, I did. 391 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,554 - You liked my presentation? - Yeah! 392 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,322 But what I really liked was how you kept talking 393 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,192 like you didn't know you had that headboard around your neck. 394 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,996 Is that a Nefertiti 2000. 395 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,064 Yes, how did you know that? 396 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,635 Same thing happened to me and my wife a couple of years ago. 397 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,803 Oh, we was getting our freak on. 398 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:39,745 That is very interesting, sir. But did we get the account? 399 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,848 I'll tell you, anyone who's got enough gumption to stand here 400 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,217 talking with a headboard around their neck is someone 401 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,585 I wanna do business with. 402 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,820 - You've got our account. - Yes. 403 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,256 Thank you, thank you so much, Mr. Whitaker. 404 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,259 I always said she had a good head on her shoulders. 405 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,695 Mr. Whitaker, can I talk you for a minute? 406 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,498 Um, your wife, how'd she this thing off? 407 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,100 Get it off? 408 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,102 I'm just kidding. 409 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,171 I'll give you the number of our welder. 410 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,273 - Thank you so much. - Pleasure.. 411 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,909 - Oh, I'm proud of you, Gina. - Thank you. 412 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,779 Baby, it took guts to go out there like that. 413 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,382 'Cause, baby, you was a wreck up from the neck up. 414 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,885 I know, Martin, but I'm just glad 415 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,853 it's all over and it worked out. 416 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,256 Girl, I'm just glad we got that extended warranty. 417 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,591 Yeah, who you telling. 418 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,060 I set up your new headboard. 419 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,762 Now sign these papers and let me get out of here. 420 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,865 Well, you and your attitude, man. 421 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,934 - I know. - ...I tell you, did you? 422 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,603 Did you hook it up the way we wanted it, man? 423 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:41,306 Yeah, this one is thickly padded and we bolted it to the wall 424 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,442 and even you two can't break it. 425 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,413 Eh, on second thought, maybe I better go to the shop 426 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,915 and get some more bolts. 427 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:53,952 Man. 428 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,656 Man, just step, okay, just step. 429 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,992 Yeah, please. Step, please. 430 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,499 Alright, look. 431 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,735 Now let's go back in the bedroom 432 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,671 and pick up...where we left off. 433 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,641 Oh, no, Martin, forget that. Unh-unh. 434 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,410 Come on, Gina. Baby, the same thing can't happen twice. 435 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,812 That's right, Martin. We're not even gonna go there. 436 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,248 Your head wasn't the one stuck in a bed, alright? 437 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,950 Alright, look, don't worry, okay. 438 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,152 I got us some protectionister. 439 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,253 Ba-da! 440 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,493 I'm about to tackle you, you little.. 441 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,723 Alright, y'all. 33781

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