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Baby, you popping the hell
out of that popcorn.
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Gina, don't forget
the hot sauce, baby.
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Martin, hot sauce on popcorn?
Ugh!
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That's right, Gina, brothers
put hot sauce on everything.
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Shoo, pieces, salads.
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Shoo, girl, I'd put hot sauce
on you if you let me.
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Saabesa-saabesa-spa.
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- You know what?
- Yeah.
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I don't need any hot sauce
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'cause my husband
heats me up enough.. Yeah.
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You know that's right, girl.
And you know that's right.
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- Honey.. Baby?
- Yeah.
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Why the hell are we eating
popcorn out of skillet?
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Because, Martin, the sink is
full of some crusty-dusty dishes
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that you said that
you are gonna wash.
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- Right, right, right, right.
- Right, right, right.
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- I did say that, right?
- Yes.
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Well, don't worry,
I'll bust the suss
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right after this movie goes off.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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And what are you watching?
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"Roots."
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Should be off in
about three weeks, babe.
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Martin, don't even try it.
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You are washing
those dishes tonight, man.
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- Baby, come--
- Oh, no.
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Just turn on the movie,
so I could watch it too.
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Alright, babe, well, look.
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Alright, I would if I could find
the daggone remote, Gina.
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I don't know where it is.
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Martin, we have got to do
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something about this
messy apartment.
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Yeah, you're damn right. We-we
got to do something about this.
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- You know what?
- What?
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Just last night, I saw a plate
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jump in the sink
and rinse itself off, baby.
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Plate was all up in here.
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Oh, you can chill, we can make
another bed, Gina.
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Ain't gonna be no more
house work for us, baby.
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I came up with the
bomb idea, Gina.
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Baby, I bet mine is better.
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Hold that thought, look.
I made us a cleanup chart.
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Just check the day
and it tells you what to do.
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Gina, I ain't tryin'
to see no chart.
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Baby, I ain't doing jack.
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Girl, I've been
working hard all day.
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And you know,
I've been saving all my
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extra energy for you, girl.
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Yeah, well, we have been a
little busy being newlyweds.
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We haven't had much time
for housework.
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- Right, right.
- Mm.
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Well, don't-don't,
don't worry, baby
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I came up with a
way to handle it
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a way that it won't
cost us a dime, Gina.
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Mm, that sounds good to me.
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Cool, then I'd get mama
on phone
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right now and let her know.
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Hey! Oh, no, no.
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No, Martin, you know that
woman can't stand me.
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Oh, Gina, that's not true.
Baby, you family now.
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Mama loves you.
She just don't like you.
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No, Martin, I'm sorry.
It's not going down like that.
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You can forget that.
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Gina, baby, we got to
do something.
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Alright, I got an idea.
What about a housekeeper?
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I know we could get somebody
for about $30, $40 a week.
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Cool. Alright, that's cool.
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'Cause, you know,
that plate that jumped
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in the sink last night?
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Yeah.
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I just saw it running
to the bathroom.
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Hey.
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- Hey, what's up, man?
- What's up, man?
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- What's up, Marty Mar?
- Brother, what's up?
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Whoa, man, your appointment
look like a whole new place.
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- Word!
- I didn't know y'all moved.
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Well, uh, me and Gina
needed a little help
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around here cleaning, so we
hired ourselves a housekeeper.
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Okay, okay, got yourself
some old lady to help you
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clean up the joint, huh?
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You know, something like that.
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Ebony, can I see you
for a minute, babe?
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Yes, Mr. Payne?
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- Uh--
- Oh, my damn.
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Uh, before you leave, can you
clean up on top of refrigerator?
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I was just about to do that.
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Appreciate it.
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Where'd you find her?
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Uh, I called up the PYT
Housekeeping Services
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and they sent her right over.
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Yeah, well, she's fine, dawg.
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Lord, I wish she had a sister.
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Yeah, you know what I mean.
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Damn. What?
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Is that easy? Ahem.
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Excuse me. Lord, I wish I had
a million dollars, whoo!
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And, Cole, Tommy, I'd like
you to meet Ebony and Essence.
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Well, how you doing, Ebony?
How you doing, Essence?
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Alright, what's your
brother name is, Jet?
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Eh, come on now.
Ebony, Essence, Jet.
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I'm gonna be standing
right over here.
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Hello, ladies.
Hi, I'm Thomas.
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And I'm a Virgo.
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Six foot four,
just so happens that I'm--
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Jobless, Tommy.
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Tell them what the truth
is, you're jobless.
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Hey, Tommy, Tommy,
check this out. Check this out.
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Oops, I've made a mess.
Oh, my.
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Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh!
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Hey, uh, ladies, ladies,
he's not a part of this house.
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D-don't you have something y'all
can clean in the bedroom?
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Right away, Mr. Payne.
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That goes double
for me, Mr. Payne.
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Right. Right on. Right on.
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Yeah.
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Uh, huh!
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Damn, she look like a fine set
of bookends, boy. Whoo!
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Man, I don't care how they look.
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As long as they get the job
done, that's all I care, man.
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Yeah, he got a point there.
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But it don't hurt
that they find out.
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Hey. Wow!
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Baby, I've never seen
this place look so clean.
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The housekeeper you hired
did a great job.
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Well, we're all done, Mr. Payne.
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Too bad they can't stay.
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Whoa, Gina, Gina, why not?
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We have so much housework to do,
baby, I had to had hire two.
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Martin, you've had your fun,
but those two, they gotta run.
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Tommy, Cole,
show's over, let's go.
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Whoa, Gina, Gina,
baby, why you..
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Why you wanna be
like that, Gina?
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You said it yourself,
baby, they can clean.
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Oh, yeah, they can clean,
they just can't clean here.
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Okay, alright, look, look,
we can compromise if this, okay?
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Alright, let's keep one.
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Martin, just one, just one.
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Save your breath,
sister, we know the routine.
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This happens all the time.
The men hire us.
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Then the women fire us.
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Uh-uh-uh,
look-look here, ladies.
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Er, you know, it just so happen
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I got a house that
need a lil' cleanin'.
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Right, you ain't got no job.
Look here.
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Me and Martin's, right,
we get paid twice a month
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once on the 1st and again on the
15th, you know what I mean?
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No, no, look, look, wait.
About that job..
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I really do have employment.
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Alright, ha-ha, listen girl..
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Alright, I know what you're
thinking, baby.
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I didn't notice
how fly they were.
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I see what's happening.
I have to do this.
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I'm going to hire the
housekeeper, Martin.
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- Miss Payne.
- Yeah.
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After I vacuumed, is there
anything else you might need?
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No, Apollo, thank you.
That'd be fine.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, wait.
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There is one thing you
could do for me, though.
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What's that?
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Can you do that
funny little thing
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with your chest again?
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What? This?
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'Oh, my God, Gina.'
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- Keep it going.
- Pam. Uh, Pam. Pam.
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I don't think that's part of
the man's job description.
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Can you let him
finish vacuuming, please?
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Well, can I just have
a little pleasure?
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'What is wrong with you, girl.
I mean--'
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Whoo! You know what, Apollo,
you are so strong.
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Gina?
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Baby, what the hell
is going on up here?
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Martin, I want you to
meet our new housekeeper.
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This is Apollo.
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Good evening.
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Can I get your slipper, sir?
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No, but you can
get the hell out.
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And you can get your little
brother back his shirt.
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Martin. Martin, come on here.
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Get your.. Get over here.
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Is there problem, big boy?
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Now, Martin, I know
you don't have a problem
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with the cleaning around here
because the place is spotless
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just like when the twins did it.
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And, baby, you had a
problem with the twins
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and I got a problem
with big ass Benson.
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Excuse me, lil' brother.
My name ain't Benson.
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My name is Apollo.
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Well, why don't you make
like your name is water
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and get to run in, huh?
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Oh, Apollo, please
don't pay him any mind.
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He's just jealous
'cause one of your arms
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weighs more than
his tiny lil' body.
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Yeah, yeah, well, since
you like him so much
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why don't you let him
clean out your cave?
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That's not a bad idea
'cause my apartment needs a
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little cleaning, anyway.
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I like that.
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Yeah.
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Alright. Alright, alright,
Martin, look, fine.
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We both agree that we
need a housekeeper, right?
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Okay. Well, why don't we
just call an agency?
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- I'm with that, okay?
- Fine.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, since me and Apollo are
gonna be back in my apartment
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and, you know, doing some work.
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I was wondering if I
could borrow your mop
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and your, um, your handcuffs.
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Oh, baby, could you get that?
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Oh, Gina, we done seeing half
the housekeepers in Detroit.
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Baby, just tell 'em
we ain't hiring no more.
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- Alright, alright. Ugh.
- 'Okay.'
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I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming.
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Hi.
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Hi, sweet babies.
I'm Miss Minnie.
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I understand y'all looking
for housekeeper.
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Uh, well, I think you're
looking for apartment 227.
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Nah, I don't work there no more.
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Oh, yeah, the Jeffersons?
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I'm sorry. They're not here.
They moved on up.
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No, sweetheart, I'm looking
for the Paynes.
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Oh, well, that's us.
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We were looking
for housekeepers
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but we changed our mind.
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Yes. Thank you very much.
Go--
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Oh, now that's too bad.
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Because I would have loved
working for such a fine couple.
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- My, my, my you're handsome.
- 'Yeah?'
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You ain't in the movies,
are you?
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No, I'm not in the movies.
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You ought to be.
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You know, a lot of people
tell me that--
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Oh, jeez.
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That's right. Alright.
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Um-um-um, you got good taste
and all, but let me ask you
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do you have any experience?
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Experience? Child,
I raised three babies.
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I wash windows. I do dishes.
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And I scrub toilets like
you wouldn't believe.
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- You-you're hired.
- You're hired.
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Well, there's just
one little thing.
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I need y'all to sign this
paper for the agency.
242
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,076
- Oh, I'll do it.
- Okay.
243
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,079
Yeah. I need a key, and I'll
see y'all in the morning.
244
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,716
Okay, well, here's the key.
And here's your payment.
245
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,885
- Thank you.
- So delightful.
246
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,755
Y'all so sweet.
247
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,891
- Oh..
- Ah, and you.. Oh!
248
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,060
And you give out sugar too.
249
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,329
Oh, this is gonna be beautiful.
250
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,765
I'll see y'all first
thing in the morning.
251
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,901
- Okay.
- Oh, uh..
252
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,736
- Martin.
- Baby.
253
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,905
I'm so happy we finally
found somebody
254
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,440
to help us out around here.
255
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,774
That's right, Gina.
256
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,177
Baby, we ain't gonna have to do
no more housework.
257
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:55,781
And we can stand in bed
all day long if we want to.
258
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,455
Come on, lazy bones!
259
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,123
Whoa! Whoa!
260
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:09,261
It's30 in the morning,
and y'all in my way.
261
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,030
Now I'm already way
behind schedule.
262
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,198
So come on, now get up.
263
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,632
Well, what the hell?
264
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,869
I mean, Miss Minnie,
are you out of your mind?
265
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,637
Now you watch your mouth,
young man.
266
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,439
You paid me to do a job.
267
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,409
And like the contract says,
for the next three months
268
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,977
I'm gonna do that job.
269
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,245
So, get you lazy butts up.
270
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,882
Three months!
271
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,384
Martin, what are we doing?
272
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,386
I don't know, Gina,
you're the one who signed
273
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,656
the contract, college graduate.
274
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,168
Ah, good morning, Miss Minnie.
275
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,971
Morning? It's almost 8 o'clock.
276
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,442
I thought y'all was
never gonna get up.
277
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,611
Now I made some breakfast
for you and your pretty wife
278
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,513
so eat it, enjoy it,
and get out.
279
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,949
You ain't got to be so pushy.
280
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,519
Can I at least get a
drink of water, first?
281
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,187
There's a glass of juice
on the table.
282
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,755
You're not dirtying up
my glasses
283
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,358
so if you want some water,
duck your head under the faucet.
284
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,197
Alright, Miss Minnie.
285
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,698
Uh, well, look, have you seen
286
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,467
my autograph Pistons' jersey?
287
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,102
I wanna have it framed.
288
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,337
You talking about that
dirty shirt with the basketball
289
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,939
and all that writing on it?
290
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,340
What do you mean dirty?
291
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,109
Oh, don't worry, child.
It's not dirty no more.
292
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,979
I cleaned it up. I got all that
nasty ink off of that.
293
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,714
The nerve of
those children putting
294
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,217
that graffiti on your shirt.
295
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:41,554
Now, I know-I know damn well
you didn't wash my..
296
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,522
...my autographed Grant Hill..
297
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,125
Oh!
298
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,493
Oh!
299
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,330
Damn!
300
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:55,067
I sure did. Don't know
Grant Hill live here.
301
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,403
And you watch your mouth,
'cause not only do I wash
302
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,239
dirty windows, I wash
dirty mouths too.
303
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,674
Don't you test me.
304
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,245
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sweetie.
305
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,413
What is.. What?
306
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:10,883
Martin..
307
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,020
Baby, what is wrong with you?
308
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,255
Baby, look what she did to my
309
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,858
autographed Grant Hill jersey,
Gina?
310
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,227
Baby, who is this supposed
to fit, our little son?
311
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,829
Ooh, baby.
312
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,565
Baby, she just probably made
an honest mistake, honey
313
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,067
she's just trying to do her job.
314
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,369
Gina, something is up
with Miss Minnie.
315
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:31,770
I don't know about her,
I'm telling you, Gina.
316
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,006
Hey, you're
overreacting, Martin.
317
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,042
Look, she did a great job
with my blouse.
318
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,946
Ah! No!
319
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,550
Not my Donna Karen, Martin.
My Donna Karen blouse!
320
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,353
Well, baby, she probably thought
it was Pam and had it branded
321
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,722
that's the only thing I could--
322
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,956
That is not funny, Martin.
323
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,691
Okay, you know, you right,
y-you right.
324
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,461
Look, we just gonna have to put
our foot down with Miss Minnie.
325
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,463
Let her know this is our house.
We run this.
326
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,464
Yeah.
327
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,966
Oh, hi, babies.
328
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,535
Did y'all eat that healthy
breakfast that I made for you?
329
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,804
No, Miss Minnie, me and Martin
were thinking about
330
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,539
going out for breakfast to IHOP.
331
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,942
Y'all better hop your butts
over to that table and eat that
332
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,877
breakfast I fixed for you.
333
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,780
You know stewed prunes and okra
will keep you on the regular.
334
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,082
Oh! Oh!
335
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,753
Miss Minnie, stoop.
336
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:24,657
Yeah, and keep incense burning
on a regular too.
337
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,992
Look, Miss Minnie,
we got to talk, okay?
338
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,928
Yeah, Miss Minnie, look.
339
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:32,831
We think that you're taking your
job a little bit too seriously.
340
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,333
What do you mean, sugar?
341
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,569
Well, w-what we saying is
we hired you to clean our house
342
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,906
not-not feed us prunes,
and jack up our clothes
343
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,342
and wake us up at the crack
of dawn, Miss Minnie.
344
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,682
That's what I get for
tryin' to do a good job.
345
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,016
See what you did!
346
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,752
No, no, Miss Minnie, don't you..
347
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,422
- What's wrong with you, Martin?
- She-she just broke out crying.
348
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,090
I only had three more months
349
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,460
to go to pay for my
gallstones operation.
350
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,430
Oh, no, no, don't,
Miss Minnie, don't cry.
351
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,432
We're not saying
that you're fired.
352
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,934
Yeah, we just saying that you
ain't got to come back no more.
353
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,536
Martin! Martin!
354
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,172
I mean, I mean, you ain't got
to come back no more
355
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,107
until you finished
in the bedroom.
356
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,508
- Right.
- Something like..
357
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,312
Oh, y'all so sweet.
358
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,682
Oh, thank you.
359
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:27,353
Oh, you're the,
you're the sweet one.
360
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,321
Y'all some precious babies.
361
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,224
- Oh, Miss Minnie.
- Oh..
362
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,193
I guess we just got
to get used to her.
363
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,996
She is really a sweet,
sweet woman.
364
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,898
Who the hell left the top
off the toothpaste?
365
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,339
Gina. Boo, I'm home.
366
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,478
What are you doin'?
367
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,247
You know you just can't throw
your bag on the couch like that.
368
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,484
You know Miss Minnie
don't play that.
369
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,085
You know that!
370
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,755
Hey, hey, Gina, this is my
couch in my living room
371
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,758
and I do what I
damn well please.
372
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,159
She ain't here, is she?
373
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,529
No. She's not here.
374
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,930
She went down to the laundromat
375
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,666
but she'd be back up here
in a minute.
376
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,102
Baby, what's up with the
plastic bags on your feet?
377
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,206
Martin, she told me,
if I scuffed up her floors
378
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:24,209
or if I left any fingerprints,
it was my ass.
379
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,347
Alright-alright, baby, look,
she just tripping, okay?
380
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,717
Now-now look, let's just relax,
eat some dinner in our nice
381
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,052
clean house, okay, baby?
382
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,787
- Now what'd you cook?
- Nothing.
383
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,057
I ain't going in there touching
anything in that kitchen.
384
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,025
You're gonna do it?
385
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,727
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do, Gina.
386
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,129
If we wanna eat in our kitchen
in our house
387
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,597
then I'm gonna take
my wife down to Nipsey's.
388
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,698
- Okay.
- Come on, baby.
389
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:47,966
Let's get on out of here
390
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,369
before she get back.
Let's run, come on.
391
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,739
'Hey, hey,
what's going on, y'all?'
392
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,973
Hey, hey.
393
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,075
What's the matter with y'all?
394
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,142
Y'all seem a little down.
395
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,477
It's our housekeeper, man
396
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,812
she's wearing us out.
397
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,480
Why? Isn't she cleaning?
398
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,449
Cleaning isn't the problem, Pam.
399
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,117
Check this out.
You know what she did?
400
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,587
She put an iron to my
Donna Karen, girl, my blouse.
401
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,322
No, no. Not Donna.
402
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,758
Sounds like y'all got the
housekeeper from hell.
403
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,327
She ain't no housekeeper,
man, she's a warden.
404
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,496
One minute she nice
and sweet as hell.
405
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,598
And she just be
straight up bugging, man.
406
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,667
Well, shoot y'all better
hide the hammers
407
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,168
and watch your ankles, man.
408
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,137
Then she start flipping
like baby in misery.
409
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,972
Don't say that, Cole.
410
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:31,844
Martin Payne?
Are you out of your mind?
411
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,179
Hey, hey, we chillin',
Miss Minnie, what do you want?
412
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,948
I'll tell you what I don't want.
413
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,349
I don't want your funky shoes
414
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,118
in the middle
of my clean living room.
415
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,154
You came all the way down here
just to tell us that.
416
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,422
I sure did.
417
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,024
Because if I let you
get away with this
418
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,995
you'll be plucking my nerves
every chance you get.
419
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:54,133
And ultimately, we'll
have a bad relationship.
420
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,935
You get my drift?
Work it out.
421
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,875
Oh, snap! Miss Minnie
ain't no joke.
422
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,111
Well, let's see if she tell
a jokes in unemployment line.
423
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,946
I'm going to handle my business.
424
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,018
What the he..
Oh, damn, Gina.
425
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,654
She done zip lock
our whole apartment, baby!
426
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,857
Hi, babies.
427
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,826
M-Miss Minnie, what's up
with all the plastic?
428
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,128
You're trying to
smother our furniture?
429
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,830
Well, since y'all
insist on sitting on it
430
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,899
and let every Tom, Dick,
and Harry sit on it
431
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,868
that's the only way I can
keep it clean when I'm gone.
432
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:33,138
Look, Miss Minnie, we have
something we have to tell you.
433
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,573
Martin, tell her what's
on your mind, baby.
434
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,475
Look, alright, Miss Minnie, um--
435
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,844
Oh, let me tell you
what happened today.
436
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,214
Some old woman come by here
with the hardest butt biscuits
437
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,884
I ever tasted, almost chipped
Miss Minnie's tooth.
438
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:49,922
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
not my mama biscuits.
439
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,257
Where are my mama biscuits,
Miss Minnie.
440
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,193
In the trash can
where they belong.
441
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,863
Ooh, you in trouble.
442
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,668
Well, Miss Minnie
didn't want to have
443
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,503
babies cracking their teeth.
444
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,707
Now brace yourself
'cause I got something
445
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,009
I've been trying
to tell you all day.
446
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,077
Yeah?
447
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,579
Say what you got to say,
Miss Minnie
448
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,015
'cause I got some I want
to get off my chest too.
449
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:22,254
Well, I'm sorry to tell
y'all this, but I'm leaving.
450
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,856
This is Miss Minnie's last day.
451
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,191
What?
452
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,359
Wait a minute, you can't quit.
453
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,794
I was about to fire you.
454
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,564
You so funny.
455
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,535
But I'm serious, children.
456
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,570
Miss Minnie
done hit the lottery.
457
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,807
And I ain't cleaning up
for nobody no more.
458
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,709
That's great.
Congratulations!
459
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:47,312
Now you can get your gallstones
fixed and everything.
460
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,650
But before I go, I got a
little something for you.
461
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,052
Miss Minnie have been blessed,
and I believe
462
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,487
in passing the blessing on.
463
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,789
Oh, Miss Minnie. Oh.
464
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:02,094
Oh, Miss Minnie, you know,
you just gonna give us
465
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,732
some money after all, you know,
work with us, and everything.
466
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,967
Five dollars?
467
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,169
Oops, Miss Minnie
made a little boo-boo.
468
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,438
Oh, I thought it was five..
469
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,608
Oh, we thought you was
just gonna give us five dollars.
470
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,010
Here you go, sweetie.
471
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,646
- Thank you.
- Oh.
472
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,848
Now y'all take care of yourself.
473
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,684
Bye-bye, babies.
So precious.
474
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,453
- Oh, can you believe that?
- Hey, ain't she something?
475
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,855
- She is something else.
- Ain't she something?
476
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,423
I can't believe we were
gonna fire her.
477
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,692
I'm gonna tell you. Miss Minnie
is alright with me.
478
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,928
Plus she gonna leave us a little
money, a little change.
479
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,530
Baby, she left us a check.
480
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,866
- Oh!
- Oh, Gina.
481
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,167
For a dollar?
482
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,304
- No-no-no, hell no, Gina.
- Baby.
483
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:48,040
Miss Minnie's gonna pay me
for my Grant Hill jersey. Damn..
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