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Alright, alright.
Now, that's too much makeup.
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I'm not trying to look
like Latoria. Please.
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Man, hey, man,
I'm telling you, man.
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You don't know
who you sweatin'.
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Me and Martin are boys.
Now, go ahead and ask him.
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I saw him sneak in
through the back door.
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- Should I call security?
- Nah, he is cool.
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Let him cheer. He's cool.
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That's right.
Now, back up off me, schlam.
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Back up! Stay out that way.
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- What's up?
- Whoo! Hey, man.
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He do take his job little
too seriously, Martin man.
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Come on! He act like he you's.
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- He ain't no star.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Cole, he is doing his job
like he is supposed to.
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It's like you're supposed
to be doing yours.
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- So, wassup, man?
- Ah, man, took the day off.
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You know, came down here
to support my boy.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Cool. Good looking out.
You saw it as cool
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'cause you can't afford
to lose no job, Cole.
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Man, please. I'm way
smarter than my boss.
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Look, I called in
sick today, right.
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Told him I had
the 24-hour walking Ebola.
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And if he believes that
they should fire him, right?
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So, wassup? What, you gonna
kick it backstage with me?
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- Or in the audience?
- No.
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I think I'm gonna kick it
in the audience.
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I saw a fig honey down front.
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Wait a minute. I saw
a baby, too.
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She was so big, she was sitting
next to everybody.
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Wassup? Welcome to
"Word On The Street."
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I'm your host, Martin Payne.
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And today's topic
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"parents who are more
down than the kids."
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Let's meet the Duke family.
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Hi, I am Daisy.
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Hello, I'm Luke.
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These are their parents.
Ma and Pa Duke.
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What up, money grip?
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What's happening,
home skillet?
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Right on. Okay, well, look.
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Y'all are more down
than your kids.
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I mean, wassup with that?
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Well, it's like this, homie.
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When me and ma had these kids
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we didn't think
they was gonna turn out
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to be straight-up suckers.
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Damn right, Snoop.
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Wu-Tang, Biggie!
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I love 'em,
they straight busters.
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Whoa! Wait a minute.
Well, these are your kids.
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Don't you think you're being
a little hard on them?
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Yeah! That's how
we feel, Martin.
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I mean, we think our parents
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should be listening
to Chubby Checker
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or Johnny Mathis.
People like that.
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Ain't nobody trying to
listen to them lyrics.
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Word! I mean, come on!
How you supposed
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tootsie roll
asking Johnny Mathis?
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- You know what I'm saying?
- 'Yes.'
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Ma Duke, hey!
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Hey! Ma Duke, go!
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Cole! Get over there.
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Sit down! Come on now.
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My bad, my bad. I will be
chilling right here
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in the audience, Ma Duke.
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Now you see there, Martin?
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We can't take them anywhere
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without them embarrassing us.
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Y'all be embarrassing us, too.
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Sitting over there, looking
like you're straight
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out of "Happy Days."
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Wow! What about the way you were
dancing all wild with that man?
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Y'all bugging. I don't mind
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if my G-pot is
with somebody else.
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Word up. 'Cause me and my
shorty, we down like dibs.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Got a question.
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We're not ready to go
to the audience yet, Cole.
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Martin, come on, man.
I'm getting bored.
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- Let me ask some question, man.
- Man!
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Alright, make it quick, man.
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Alright, alright.
This is for the parents.
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Excuse me.
Who your favorite rapper?
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Well, you know, L.L. is hot as
hell, QMoD is alright with me.
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And Wu-Tang
be doing their thing.
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A'ight, a'ight.
Too bad, too bad.
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Let me, let me ask
one other question.
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Nah, no more questions, Cole.
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Now we gotta go
to the phones.
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Caller, are you there?
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Who do you wanna talk to,
the parents or the kids?
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'Neither. I wanna talk
to the fool in the audience'
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'asking all those
stupid questions.'
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What, fool? Oh, he mean me.
He talking about me.
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Aye, aye, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
It's me, Cole. Go ahead.
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'Cole, this is your boss,
Mr. Practor.'
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'I just called to tell
you, you're fired.'
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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Y-you're breaking up.
I can't hear you.
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He said, "You're fired,
Cole. You're fired."
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Gina, look, I really appreciate
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you giving me this
odd job, you know.
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Brother got bills to pay.
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Oh, please. I'm just sorry
you're fired, Cole.
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Girl, shoot it. It ain't
your fault, you know?
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I'm just worried
about my boss though.
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I don't think he gonna
give me no recommendation.
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I was worried nobody else
gonna hire me, you know?
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Cole, somebody will hire you.
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- I mean, you're kind of smart.
- Yes.
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And you are...you don't
look for trouble
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trouble just kinda finds you.
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Yeah, well. Gina,
I'm just glad that
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I got friends like you
that got my back.
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You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you, Tommy and Pam
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y'all came through
for a brother, you know
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and I ain't gonna let
y'all down, I promise.
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Hey, hey. That's what
friends are for, okay?
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Okay, now look. You say you want
the ceiling fan in the bathroom?
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The bedroom, Cole.
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The bedroom, left, left, Cole.
Left, Cole! Left!
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Where is Cole?
I'mma kill him.
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- Cole!
- Pam, what is wrong with you?
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I hired that fool
to drain my water bed
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and now I've got
an indoor pool.
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Well, maybe it wasn't his fault.
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He used a knife, Gina.
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You would not believe
what Cole did to this time.
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Yes, I would. You should
see my water bed.
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Where is this Forrest Chump?
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Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole,
I-I paid you, right?
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- To wash my car.
- Uh-huh.
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You yank out
my damn radio.
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Let me see that, Tommy.
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Oh, damn! My bad.
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- I thought it was a pull-out.
- Give me that.
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No wonder it got all them wires
hanging out and stuff.
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Cole, come here.
I'm sorry, y'all.
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Hey, Cole, you put up
my ceiling fan already?
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Girl, I was, till
the fire broke out.
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You know, I'm serious.
That's why I came out choking.
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You know, sparks
flying everywhere.
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Wh-what fire, Cole?
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Uh, girl, don't worry about it.
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Your bed ain't burning
no-no more.
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- Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!
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What the hell is going on here?
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I'm about to put your
boy in a hospital.
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He can't go in a hospital.
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He doesn't have any benefits.
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He got fired, remember?
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Yeah, he been
messing up ever since.
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Oh, so, it's like that.
That's cool.
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That's cool. I thought
y'all was my peeps.
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Y'all ain't gonna have Cole
to kick around no more.
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- Man!
- Ah!
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You see how sad this is? Why'd
y'all do a brother like that?
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Martin, look. We have
done the best we can
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for that brother,
to help him out.
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Now, it's your turn.
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Why are y'all looking at me
like I owe him some?
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I didn't get him fired.
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- He was on your show.
- 'Hm-hm'.
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Hey, hey, don't be putting
that on me, Tommy.
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Ain't nobody told him to be
tootsie rolling with Ma Duke.
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I didn't tell him all that.
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That's your boy. You gotta
get that boy a job, Martin.
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Something simple,
somewhere where he won't be
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tearing up stuff.
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Plus, Martin. Didn't
you say you needed
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somebody to help you
out down at the station?
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I said help me out, Gina. Not
put me out of business, baby.
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Look, Martin. It doesn't take
a genius to work in TV.
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Now, be for real.
I mean, look at you.
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And it doesn't take a genius
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to catch a Frisbee in
your mouth now, does it?
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Queenie, huh?
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- Pam! No, Pam!
- Ah!
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Pam, let him go.
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- Think about my water bed, yo.
- Come on, Pam. Let him go.
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Get off me, Pam.
Get off me.
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- Pam! Pam! Come on, Pam.
- Get off. Get off.
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- Say, please.
- Get off me.
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- Say, please.
- Get off me.
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I want you to look
at my waterbed.
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- Martin.
- Get off me.
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Now, come on now.
The bottom line is
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you gotta help
that brother out, okay?
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H-his heart is in
the right places.
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His mind is just somewhere else.
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Gina, all y'all are crazy, okay?
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It'll be a Cole dang hell
before he Cole works for me.
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Look, Cole. I know
it's cold outside.
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I want you to take these
boxes to the dumpster.
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- Check.
- No, no, man.
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All of 'em.
Everyone of 'em, man.
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Okay, got it. Got it.
Look, man. Thanks a lot
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for hooking me up
with a job, okay?
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I promise you, I will
not let you down, man.
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I'mma be your eyes,
your ears, I got your back.
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Just do your job
like you're supposed to.
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Use your best judgment.
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- And, hey, it's all good.
- Okay.
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'Cause, Cole, when I blow up..
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Baboom!
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...you blow up.
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- Alright, hey, hey, Cole.
- 'Hmm?'
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Get to that dumpster.
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Okay.
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"So, when I blow up,
you blow up."
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Excuse me. Yo, Gene.
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Yeah, you, slam. Come here.
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'Come on.'
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Do you know who I am?
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I'm Cole,
Martin's new assistant.
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Yeah. So, what I want you
to do is take these bo..
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Just put your hands up,
come on, come on.
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Take these boxes, thank you,
and put 'em in the dumpster.
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Yeah, and look here.
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Do a good job, okay?
'Cause..
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...when I blow up, baboom!
You blow up.
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A'ight?
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You feel me? You feel me?
Aye, man, aye.
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Get to the dumpster. Go ahead!
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Elvin, what is the hold up?
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Why hasn't the show
started yet, man?
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I got big things
riding on this.
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'Come on, man. We gotta
get the show moving.'
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You looking for me?
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What's happening, Sir Charles?
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So glad you could make it
on the show, man.
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It's all good.
I'm glad to be here.
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- Yeah.
- I think your show's fly.
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Ah, thank you, man. Thank you.
What did you bring me?
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Autographed ball?
A jersey?
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Oh, I know. I know.
The championship, right?
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Oh, my bad. my bad.
I'm gonna have to say
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all starry, all starry!
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- Hey, lemme ask you something.
- Yeah.
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We get on the air,
you're not gonna
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talk about my personal
business, are you?
243
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,669
Oh, no, man. I don't get
into all in all that.
244
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,037
I ain't messing
with you on that.
245
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But let me ask you about
the Nike commercials.
246
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How much they paying?
247
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I was thinking about
getting me one.
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You know me?
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I don't know
if I can get you one
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but I did bring
you something.
251
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:51,217
Oh, snap!
252
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,552
To-to-to the-to the
the All-Star game?
253
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,454
Oh, man.
Front row seats, man.
254
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,723
Are you gonna be playing or you
gonna be watching it with me?
255
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,325
Nah, nah. I'm just
messing with you, bud.
256
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:03,663
- Oh! Oh!
- I'm just messing with you too.
257
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,731
Those are the tickets
to last year's game.
258
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,668
Hell no! Oh, ho!
259
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,169
Sir Charles got jokes in him.
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00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,737
You a comedian now, huh?
261
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,573
Look, I tell you what.
My assistant Cole
262
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he's gonna take care
of you, whatever you need.
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00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,911
We gonna treat you like
royalty, 'cause anything else
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00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,913
would be uncivilized.
Alright?
265
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,882
Now I gotta make surey sure
they get this show
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running right now. Excuse me
for a second, Charles.
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00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,019
Let's go, guys,
are we wrapping it up?
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- Let's move it.
- Hey, dude. I said no pork.
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00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,592
Hey, watcha guys doing?
270
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,094
Hope you brothers looking
through the Wanted Ads
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00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,429
'cause if Martin catches
you lounging
272
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,864
you're gonna be unemployed!
273
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,543
Excuse me. Are you Cole?
I'm Charles Barkley.
274
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,945
Great! Want a biscuit?
275
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,080
Look, if you're
looking for somebody
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00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,247
to be all over your jock shows
277
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,016
I ain't the one.
I work for Martin.
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00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,951
Excuse me, brother.
I just want to get you
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a clip from the movie.
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00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,689
Uh, ain't nobody wanna hear
about no movie, Charles. Look.
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People want scandal, dirt
282
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,461
the real Sir Charles.
You know what I mean?
283
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,930
Martin said we're not gonna talk
about my personal business.
284
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,234
He told you that?
285
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,903
Look, Charles. If you
come on Martin's show
286
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,605
you're getting clammed.
287
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,307
- Oh, is that right?
- Yep.
288
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,809
Well, you tell Martin to
find himself another sucker.
289
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,545
Well, go on then, Charles.
290
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,614
Beat it.
Fast break out of here.
291
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,452
Just write this. Yeah, baby.
292
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,054
- We gonna have a bomb show.
- That's right, baby.
293
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,822
Guess what? Did you take
care of Sir Charles?
294
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,493
Yeah, I took care of him and I
told him get to steppin'.
295
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,461
You ain't stepping him, are you?
296
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,430
Hey, you ain't tell no
Sir Charles to get to steppin'.
297
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,265
Man, please. I told
him he had to roll.
298
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,900
Look, don't worry about it.
I took care of it.
299
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,468
I still got us a guest.
300
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,504
I booked the Rapping
Chihuahua's gig.
301
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,141
Love them.
302
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,675
You booked
the Rapping Chihuahuas?
303
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,943
Man, all of them.
304
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,311
I'm about to wrap my foot
around your neck.
305
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,313
That was Sir Charles.
306
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,854
Hey, look, you don't understand.
This is an emergency.
307
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,023
Look, we had Charles Barkley
booked on the show today
308
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,424
and I lost him.
309
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,260
Okay, well, look.
Tell Stony Jackson I'll give
310
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,028
him anything he wants.
311
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,497
What do you mean
he is not available?
312
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:21,667
What about the kid who played
Michael on "Good Times?"
313
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,836
The boy was singing
and everything.
314
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,939
Damn! Everybody is busy, man.
315
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,943
Found him, Martin.
316
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,878
- Where was he?
- In the bathroom stall.
317
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,549
Brother was actually trying to
flush himself down the toilet.
318
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,385
- It's cool. It's cool.
- For real. Get your..
319
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,153
Come on. I bench-press too.
320
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,492
- I know you're mad at me.
- Look, I'm beyond mad, Cole.
321
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,794
When the show is over,
so is your job.
322
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,396
Look, look, Martin.
I know I messed up, man.
323
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,799
- But things ain't that bad.
- It ain't that bad?
324
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,901
Cole, man, this is a talk show.
325
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,070
I don't have nobody
to talk to, Cole.
326
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,173
Who'd I talk to?
Here? And here, here.
327
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,975
Shoot that, Martin, but look,
please don't stress, man.
328
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,412
Please, alright, look. I got us
into this. I can get us out.
329
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,214
If you really wanna make
a difference, Cole..
330
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,582
Yeah. Yeah.
331
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,716
...step.
332
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:17,356
Well, I guess this be a bad time
to talk about that raise, huh?
333
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,991
Man, how you gonna
come at me about--
334
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,661
Oh, you better hope
this is Stony Jackson
335
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,263
or that's your ass.
336
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,102
Hello!
337
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,370
- Stony!
- Whoo!
338
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,772
Hey, whoo! Wassup, man?
339
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,875
Okay, uh.. We were just
trying to get in touch--
340
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:36,942
You know, tell Stony to call--
341
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,344
Man, please! Yeah. Well..
342
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,681
I hope y'all enjoying the show.
343
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,783
I wanna thank the brother
who just left the stage.
344
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,386
Please give it up
for Stony Jackson.
345
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,622
One more time.
I said, Stony Jackson.
346
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,591
Al-alright, Martin.
You the man, baby.
347
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,760
You bigger than my tail, dawg.
348
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,529
Yeah, Martin. I know
how the show got Stony.
349
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,366
Yeah, right on! Hey!
350
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,035
Well, if y'all like Stony,
you gonna love my next guest.
351
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,737
How many of y'all
like Ice Cube?
352
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,277
Well, Ice Cube ain't here.
353
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,811
- 'Yeah, yeah.'
- Oh!
354
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,147
But it is all good. We got us
somebody just as fly.
355
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,317
Look. I want y'all to give
it up for the world renowned
356
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,487
Ice Pick,
the rapping chihuahua.
357
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:26,992
Hustle man.
358
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,428
Nah, you talking
about my Uncle Byron.
359
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,464
I'm a dog trainer, chief.
360
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,301
Look, Hustle man.
We're on live TV, man.
361
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,670
Word, since this is live,
let me get a shoutout
362
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,138
to the rest of the
Hustle family.
363
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,473
What's up, Hustle mom?
My little Hustle-lettes.
364
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,243
- Daddy love you..
- Alright, look, look.
365
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,578
I hear Ice Pick
just got off tour.
366
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,481
Nah, yeah. We just did
the hot new remix for
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00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,517
"Casey And The Sunshine Band."
368
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,352
He just droppin' in.
Know what I'm sayin'?
369
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,820
We still ain't get
paid for that yet.
370
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,622
You know what I'm saying?
We want our money, Casey.
371
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,859
As you know, Pick just
got out of lockdown here
372
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,361
a little domestic dispute.
373
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,629
Oh!
374
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,364
Oh, yeah. Little
domestic dispute.
375
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,533
- What's up with that?
- Well, you know how it is.
376
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,502
This little poodle he living
with be bugging out on him.
377
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,870
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
378
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,540
Well, what's Ice Pick
gonna do for us today?
379
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,343
Well, he's gonna do his
latest release for y'all.
380
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,178
The way he's sniffing
around stage
381
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,982
he better not release
on stage. You know?
382
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,351
Okay, well, let's see what
he got, see what he got.
383
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,166
Hey, Hustle man.
384
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,407
'The damn dog ain't
doing nothing, man.'
385
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,142
I mean, don't panic,
chief. Don't panic.
386
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,744
You know what I'm saying?
We just flew in
387
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,479
from this Soul Train Awards.
388
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,081
He got a little pet lag.
389
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,549
I'm gonna.. Come on.
Hold him for a minute.
390
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,184
Yeah, talk to the dog.
391
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,320
I know they're paying us no
real money, but come on, baby.
392
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,654
You gotta do something, Pick.
393
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,824
It's either this or back
to the dog pound, chief.
394
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,993
- Now, come on and rap, baby.
- Man, please.
395
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,528
The damn dog couldn't rap a gif.
396
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:13,065
- Now, what's up with the dog?
- Aye, man. He is fly.
397
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,267
You know what I'm saying,
some time he do be flying.
398
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,569
But if you give me a minute,
I gotta cockroach in the car
399
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,039
that can pop lop
better than a rerun.
400
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,208
Just take your non-rapping
Chihuahua, Hustle man.
401
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,610
And please, leave the stage.
402
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,278
How about I flee
like a moon walk?
403
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,614
Please, take the non-rapping
Chihuahua
404
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,915
and just roll, man. Step!
405
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,284
We still getting paid
for this though, right?
406
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,286
Man, just step.
407
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,454
Man, step.
408
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,226
Well, that's our
show for today.
409
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,429
Tune in tomorrow
if we're still here.
410
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,130
I'm Martin Payne sayin'..
411
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,633
I don't know.
Peace out, y'all.
412
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,134
Got me for 'em.. Dawg!
413
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,077
Hey! Wassup, y'all?
You're just in time
414
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,278
to get one of my
new business cards.
415
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,113
You take that one.
You take that one.
416
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,783
- And you take that one.
- "Cole Brown. The man."
417
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,718
"Assistant to Martin Payne."
418
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,120
- Yeah, yeah.
- Cole!
419
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,155
I hope you didn't pay
for these things yet.
420
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,657
Nope, and I'm glad
I didn't need it.
421
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,927
'Cause I gotta change that
to Cole, Super producer.
422
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,296
Wait, Cole. I don't know
what you gonna be producing.
423
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,964
I just saw Martin
backstage ripping
424
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,766
a payphone out the wall.
425
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,468
Yeah, he even surprised me.
426
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,170
I didn't know little man
could reach that high.
427
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,006
Hey, Cole, if I were you,
I'd get to packing, bro.
428
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,341
- Yup. Here you go.
- Shoot.
429
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,243
I ain't worried about nothing,
once Martin sees
430
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,345
the ratings,
he'll calm down.
431
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,615
Cole, what show
were you watching, baby?
432
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,852
The Chihuahua didn't do jack.
433
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,488
Obviously, you don't know Martin
like I know him, a'ight?
434
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,089
Come on, man. When the man
come through the door
435
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,458
he gots to give me
my props, please.
436
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:47,659
Shoot.
437
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,830
Wassup, Marty Mar? Wassup?
438
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,499
Cole, what're you
still doing here?
439
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,634
I'm just getting ready
for tomorrow's show.
440
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,703
You should be getting
ready for the meeting.
441
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,438
See, I told you
he was gonna be cool.
442
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,873
What meeting you're talking
about, partner?
443
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,875
The meeting between
my foot and your ass.
444
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,543
Wait!
445
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,779
Babe. Wait a minute.
Don't be a stupid.
446
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,550
Martin, wait a minute,
wait, wait.
447
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,885
Now, maybe we should go.
448
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,219
Okay, look, look,
look. Hey, Cole.
449
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,988
Don't worry about it,
alright?
450
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,222
Man, look.
451
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,790
If you can't find any work
452
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,059
I'll put in a good word
for you in my job, man.
453
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,695
You ain't got no job, man.
454
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,400
- I'll put in the word for you.
- Okay.
455
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,872
You know, Cole. Outta everything
you've done to me, man
456
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,507
this has gotta be the worst.
457
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,809
Can't believe how you're
doing this to me, man.
458
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,678
I'm supposed to be your boy.
459
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,914
Look, Martin. Come on, man.
Look, I know I messed up, man
460
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,315
but I got a surprise for you.
461
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,017
Only thing I'm surprised
about Cole
462
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,585
is that I ain't
hurt you yet, man.
463
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,520
That's the only thing
I'm surprised about.
464
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,991
That's cool.
Yeah, it's just like that, huh?
465
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,894
I'll just go ahead
and pack my bags.
466
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,764
I want to thank you for
giving me the opportunity
467
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,599
to get fired. I mean--
468
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,668
Now, now, Cole, Cole.
469
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,103
Don't try to soft talk
your way outta this, man.
470
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,339
Okay, fine.
I'm outta here.
471
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,208
I guess, I better call
Charles Barkley back
472
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,276
and tell him not
to come tomorrow.
473
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,111
Oh, there you go again,
after everything you did
474
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,414
now you're gonna say that
loud right in my face, man?
475
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,115
Martin, no, no.
I'm serious. I got him back.
476
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,951
You got Charles Barkley
back on the show?
477
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,252
Yeah.
478
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,424
Well, if you did it,
how did you do it, Cole?
479
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,528
No big thing, I just made
Sir Charles a little promise.
480
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,564
What kinda promise?
481
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,233
Welcome to
"Word On The Street"
482
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,235
starring me, Charles Barkley.
483
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,208
Well my first guest is
the regular host of the show.
484
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,244
Please welcome Martin Payne.
485
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,580
Why, y'all!
486
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,815
Wassup, man?
487
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,218
Wassup? Alright, alright.
488
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,554
Don't take this hosting
thing too serious.
489
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,155
'Cause you ain't gonna
be here that long.
490
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,157
It's only for a week, Charles.
491
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,293
That's cool, but right now,
I got a show to do.
492
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,728
Anything you wanna
say to your fans?
493
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,763
Yeah, I like to say
something to my fans.
494
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,733
Especially the number one
fan of mine. Cole!
495
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,401
Got four words for you.
496
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,271
Un-em-ploy-ment.
497
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,684
- Say, please, say, please.
- Get off. Get off.
498
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,519
Hey, get off me.
499
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,920
Get off me.
500
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,256
I guess, it's not a good time.
501
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,958
- Get off him, Pam.
- Get off me.
502
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,027
Get off me. Your breath!
503
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,598
- You don't know me.
- Get off me. Get off me.
504
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,699
Oh, my!
505
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,001
- Martin, Martin.
- Come on!
506
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,536
- Oh, my!
- Martin!
507
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,307
- I got a skirt.
- Pam has got..
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