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Tommy, Cole, I hope
you're taking notes.
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'Cause I was lighting up like
Baby Joe and Baby Oz here.
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Ah! Get it off me! Oh!
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Man, please! I'm-I'm just
tired today, that's all.
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Tired from what, Tommy?
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Your job?
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Hey, man, can I get some
juice out of fridge?
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Why do you want
some juice for, Cole?
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There's plenty of water
in the faucet, man.
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Man, why don't you quit playing?
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Ah! Damn!
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All you got in here
is a light bulb
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and a box of bacon soda.
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Yo-you know, Martin, you-you
really should save yourself
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some money and unplug it!
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No, no. That's my fault.
I forgot.
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Uh, you know, me and Gina
ate all the food.
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You know being newly wed
you just
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you-you just need
a lot of energy.
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Oh, yeah, if you
know what I mean.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, got
the eat, gotta grub.
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You know, I won't get
in your personal business
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nothin' like that, Martin. See!
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I think you ain't got no food
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'cause Gina working
all that overtime, man.
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I see some hungry days ahead.
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Say that.
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Hey, hey, man. Please, okay.
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Look, Gina will be walking
in-in a minute
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with a big bag of groceries.
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So, please mind your business,
ashey skull.
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Well, I rather be
ashey than hungry!
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Hey, my bad!
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There is food in here.
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Oh, what do we got?
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Now, somewhere in
that block of ice
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is a TV dinner, I'm sure.
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But if I was you,
I'd go for the bacon soda.
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If I was you, I'd go
for the door, Cole.
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Now, how the hell am I
suppose to eat a door?
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Same way you're gonna
eat you teeth if you don't
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get out of here.
Get your ass out of here.
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And take ye Flintstone with you.
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Okay? Don't tell me
what I'm gonna eat.
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My-my wife sees to that.
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Damn it!
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- Ohhh!
- Hey!
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Hey, baby.
What're you up to?
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Oh, baby, I'm trying
to break the ice
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between me and this TV dinner.
Gina, look at it.
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But it don't seem to be working.
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But I know you brought me
somethin' home, baby in there.
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In there, what's in the bag?
Huh? Some Steak-umms?
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What you got? What you got?
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No, baby. These are
my papers from work.
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Oh, no! Come on, Gina.
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You didn't bring me
nothing home to eat?
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Oh, baby! I did say that I'll
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go to the grocery store.
I'm really sorry.
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Baby, I've just been working so
hard and all this overtime.
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But you can have the rest
of this tuna sandwich.
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I don't want
no damn tuna, Gina!
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Baby, I want a home cooked meal.
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The way you used to make me
before you started
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working all this overtime.
Baby, come on.
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Martin, I can't take
care of this place
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and help bring home the bacon.
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What bacon? The only damn bacon
we got is bacon soda, baby.
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No bacon! Ohh!
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Oh, Martin, I'm sorry, baby.
Okay, alright.
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As soon as
this ad campaign is finished
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I promise, I'll cook for you.
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I-I I'll even learn how to make
your mama biscuits.
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My mama biscuits?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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But right now, I gotta
finish my work, baby.
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Alright, hey,
it's all good I say.
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At least we got the weekend.
I'm thankful for that, baby.
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You know what I mean?
Whoo! I'm thankful.
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The weekend?
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Yeah, yeah, check this out.
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Got us two tickets
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to see Mary J. Blige
on Saturday night.
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Mary J. Blige
on Saturday night?
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Is there echo
in here, baby? I..
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I say Marie J. Blanche
on Saturday night.
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I wish I could be there, Martin.
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I really do, but Mr. Oaks
has got me working.
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Oh, hell no, Gina!
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Saturday is Martin's day, baby.
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Look, all this overtime
has got to stop.
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Because I'll be damned
if I'm going to eat
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another chicken pop.
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Hey, Martin. What's up, man?
You here for dinner again?
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It's a damn shame if a man's
wife wanting cooking no food.
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As if you miss them, man.
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Looking like a big ass
sack of groceries, man.
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Hey, who's hungry, Martin?
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No. I ain't hungry. I ain't..
Oh, I don't want none.
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- Whatcha talking about, Martin?
- I said, I ain't hungry.
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Gina just fixed me this major
steak dinner. So boom!
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I'm cool. I was just
trying to walk it off.
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- Cool.
- Oh, yeah.
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Eh, Tommy, man, would you pass,
bruh one of them potato skins.
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- Oh, sure, bruh. Here we go.
- Pass that one down here.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah. There you go.
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Damn them-them-them
potato skins, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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Y'all get extra cheese on that?
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- We sure did.
- Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Cole. Hey, want some
of these buffalo wings?
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Man, you know I do but, no.
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They're raised
in the barn, yo.
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They were trying to hide
even those buffalo's hind wings.
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You sound silly.
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Well, w-w-what are those
hot on mouth?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
These are hot!
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They-they'll make-make
you sweat down.
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- Hey, Martin. Hey, Martin.
- Yeah.
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You sure you don't want
one of these, man?
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Oh, no, man.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
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- You said it.
- Yeah.
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Well, I ain't cool,
Tommy, pass me
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some of that blue cheese
down here, man.
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- Oh sure.
- Dip these bad boys in there.
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- Excuse us, Martin..
- Yeah?
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Y'all just gonna dip it
right in the blue cheese, huh?
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Oh, yeah, you gotta
dip it in blue cheese.
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- Oh, dawg!
- Alright, man.
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Side of curly fries and leek.
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Oh, damn, so, you
got potato skins
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chicken and curly fries.
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- Yeah.
- Whoo hoo!
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What a blessing,
what a blessing!
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- God is good.
- All the time.
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I can't take it no more.
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Hey, Martin man, slow down.
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What're you doing?
I thought you ate already.
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I lied, damn it.
Well, sue me.
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Gina ain't cooked
in two weeks, man.
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- 'Oh!'
- Damn!
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Two weeks?
What's up with that?
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Her boss got her working
in these crazy odd hours, man.
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All is overtime.
You know what--
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Wait, wait, that's cool, man.
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Extra hours means
extra money for you.
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No, no, Tommy.
It's not like that.
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Gina is an executive. She don't
get paid for overtime, man.
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- Wow!
- Well.
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Shoot! I know how
I'd have been.
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Had it been my woman,
she'd have been getting paid
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for some overtime or
she'd be at home with me.
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'Cause Cole don't play that.
You know what I'm saying.
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I'm gonna tell, "Yo! yo!
Get your butt home with me."
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- Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole!
- Oh yeah!
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- Cole! What happened to him?
- Cole!
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- You forget him, okay?
- Alright.
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Look, Martin. I realize this
is between you and your wife.
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- Right? Look.
- Yeah.
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I think Gina's, Gina's boss is
taking advantage of her.
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You know, that's what I was
thinking this morning, Tommy.
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But-but Gina said, you know,
it's only temporary.
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- So, I let it slide.
- I hear that, right?
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But what happens when the next
campaign comes around?
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And the next one? And the next
one? No, no, brother.
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You've got to heal
that right now.
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- That's right. Chug it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I mean-I mean, who the
hell is somebody to be telling
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my wife when she can get off
and when she can't get off.
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Load up, man.
There you go.
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Man, who he think
he is anyway? Her boss?
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So, whatcha gonna do, Martin?
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I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go
and have my dinner.
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Alright.
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Man, Martin, wait, wait!
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Man, whatcha doing
with all the food, man?
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- With all the wing?
- Huh!
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Y'all order yourselves
some more buffalo wings.
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These going home with me.
I'm hungry than a mug, man.
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- You, Sherman Oaks, man?
- Who wants to know?
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Oh, I know who you are. Where's
my cheese cake and coffee?
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Nah, I ain't like that, man.
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I'm Martin Payne.
Gina Payne's husband.
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- We need to talk.
- Make it quick.
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I'm already gonna be
till00 in the morning.
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- My time is valuable.
- Alright.
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Well, I came to talk about
all these long hours
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you working my wife, man.
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You don't like to be here
all damn night, now, do you?
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Oh, I don't like it.
I love it. It's my job.
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You love it. It's your job.
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What about your wife?
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Don't she want to spend
time with you, brother?
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Oh, I've had five wives.
They all left me, next!
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What about your little ones,
your babies, your kids?
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Oh, they ran away from home.
They couldn't cut it.
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Now, what do you want
to talk about?
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Aye, look. I'm gonna get
right to the point, man.
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You gonna have to chill
on all that over time, yeah.
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- Chill.
- Oh!
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Chill? Now I understand and..
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You want Gina
to be home more, right?
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Well, I think
I can arrange that.
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Well, alright. That's what
I'm talking about.
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I'm glad we see eye to eye.
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Even though I got two
and you got four.
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Now that's just a little
jokey joke, man.
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Boy, you meant love!
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Yeah, yeah, that's
right, Big Tommy.
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Yeah, I told the boss
straight like this, man.
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I said, "Yo, cheer with all
that overtime, man."
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"And I ain't playin'." Yeah.
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My baby just walked in.
Gotta go, alright then.
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So, what's happenin', baby?
You home early.
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You wanna thank
Ol' Marty Martin.
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Wassup, baby?
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Alright, Martin.
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Thank you for
getting me fired.
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What?
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You got me fired, man!
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- I wasn't supposed to, baby.
- No! No! No! No!
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Martin, I can't believe my boss
just fired me like that.
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What did you say to him?
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All I said, baby, is you're
working too many hours
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and you needed
some more time off.
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Well, I guess, I got it.
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You know what, Gina?
He trippin', eh.
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I'ma go down there, baby.
You gonna get your job back.
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- 'Cause I ain't play--
- No! No! No!
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You've done enough.
Thank you very much.
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And besides if he could fire me
over something petty like that
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I don't wanna work
for him anyway.
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Gina, baby, that's what I was
thinking when I went down there.
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You know what? After all the
hard work, the long hours
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I put in for that company,
he doesn't even appreciate me.
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Gina, you know what look,
as smart as you are, baby
237
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,986
you can get another job
anytime, anywhere.
238
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:58,290
That's right. I'm the best damn
executive they've got.
239
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,526
I could get another job
this afternoon.
240
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:03,329
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Slow down!
241
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,232
I didn't say you gotta get
one this afternoon, baby.
242
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,501
You could you know,
stay home and
243
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,302
cook a few meals
for a brother
244
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,071
you know.
245
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,407
Martin, I did not go to
college for four years
246
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,142
to just stay home.
247
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,144
Gina, ain't nothing wrong
with that, baby.
248
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,680
Do Wheezy Jefferson
have a job?
249
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,349
- No!
- Neither did Florida Evans.
250
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,085
And they both was barely keeping
their head above water, baby.
251
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,154
It was here, damn they're
drowning, Gina.
252
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,655
It went all up in here.
253
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,757
Down there.
254
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,496
With the eye.
Water right on the eye.
255
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,865
Gina, it was like looking
right over the water.
256
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,268
Martin, Martin, Martin.
That is TV.
257
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,937
This is real life.
We got bills.
258
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,239
Gina, we got each other.
259
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:50,109
I got a job. That's
all it matters, baby.
260
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,746
Alright, alright, Martin.
261
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,449
I'll try this housewife
thing for a little while.
262
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,950
- Oh, baby.
- Hey!
263
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,786
But that's just
until I find a new job.
264
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,123
But I'm telling you, Martin.
I know I'm not gonna like this.
265
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,560
Girl! I ain't never
going back to work.
266
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:11,464
I've had the best day shopping.
What did you do all day?
267
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,566
All the work you left behind.
268
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:16,602
Since you've been gone Mr. Oaks
has got me working crazy hours.
269
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,037
Oh, please!
You can handle that.
270
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,972
No, Gina,
I don't think I can.
271
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,640
Oh, Pam..
272
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,110
...you just get yourself
a husband like my Martin
273
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,978
and you don't have
to work either.
274
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,448
Did Martin put a spell on you?
275
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,651
Leprechauns can
do that, you know?
276
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,489
Whatever, look.
Look what I got today.
277
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,224
I got Martin some underwear.
278
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,126
I got some towels
for the kitchen.
279
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,461
Ah! I got some snacks
for my soap operas, girl.
280
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,764
I can't wait to see
"All My Youngins."
281
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,799
Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Not fair.
282
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,334
You get to watch
"All My Youngins."
283
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,668
Yeah, girl.
284
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,738
Do you know that Tyrone
left Jawakatima?
285
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,777
Who the hell is Jawakatima?
286
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,078
Donny's little sister.
287
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,446
You know the one that got
kicked off
288
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,681
of Soul Tree for wearing
too many colors, girl?
289
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,316
- Gina, wait.
- What?
290
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,185
I never thought I'd see
the day where you'll be
291
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,587
shopping all day
watching soap operas.
292
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,322
What happened to you
being a career woman?
293
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:13,192
Excuse me, but it's not like
I'm giving up my career.
294
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,629
I'm just taking a little
break. Having a good time.
295
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:19,298
And-and besides,
Wheezy Jefferson
296
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,766
never had to work.
297
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,770
Gina, that was TV.
This is real life.
298
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,539
Y'all got bills.
299
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,542
We got each other
and Martin has a job
300
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,644
and that's all that matters.
301
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,146
Oh, no. You're worse
off than I thought.
302
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,115
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
look. I got to go.
303
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,450
My favorite talk show
is coming on, girl.
304
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,052
Guess what the topic is?
305
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,688
Jealous friends
who have to work.
306
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,557
See ya.
307
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,294
Orange, yellow, green.
308
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,862
- Uh, Gina.
- 'Hey.'
309
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,564
You paged me 911.
What's up, babe?
310
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,166
Um, I was bored.
I wanted to say hello.
311
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,338
You paged me 911
to say hello, Gina?
312
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,739
I thought it was an emergency.
313
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,975
It was an emergency, baby.
314
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,912
I miss you.
And that's not all.
315
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,248
Look, I-I rearranged
all your CDs
316
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,749
in colors. Isn't that pretty?
317
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:15,754
Oh, no, baby! It was in
alphabetical order, Gina.
318
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,223
How am I supposed
to find "The Spinners?"
319
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,991
Oh, I was listening
to that today.
320
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,097
Okay, Gina, Gina, I'm glad
you know the song, baby.
321
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,766
But you messed up my CDs. You
ain't have nothing better to do?
322
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,768
Yes, yes I have something
better to do.
323
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,503
Come on, I'm gonna
show you, come on.
324
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,005
- Gina.
- Come on, Martin!
325
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,456
No, no, Gina. Alright?
326
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,892
I ain't sleeping in no
pink and green room, baby.
327
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,094
Excuse me. Those are
my sorority colors.
328
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,862
Gina, have you been losing
your mind ever since
329
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,864
you stopped working?
You're going crazy.
330
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,133
What?
331
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,571
It's the muscle man,
Brother Man. What the..
332
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,107
What the hell are you doing up
in here, Brother Man?
333
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,243
I was about to ask you all
the same question.
334
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,547
Ain't y'all supposed
to be at work?
335
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,985
Look, Brother Man. You can't
just come rolling up in here.
336
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,254
Me and Gina, we're married now.
337
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,424
I'll be respecting
y'alls marriage.
338
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,927
That's why only coming around
when y'all ain't at home.
339
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:34,600
Y'all got cable and I got
to get my BT on.
340
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,171
Well, right now, Brother Man,
you gotta go
341
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,341
'cause me and my wife,
we're having a discussion.
342
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,677
- Aye! I'll leave.
- Yeah.
343
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,447
Oh, snap!
344
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,350
There goes my favorite
BT commercials.
345
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,119
Oh, you like that
one too, Brother Man?
346
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,255
I just ordered
the album today.
347
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,105
- I love this commercial.
- Brother man.
348
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,707
I don't know who
the hell loves the ghetto.
349
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,043
But you gotta get your big
country ass up outta here, man.
350
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,279
Let's roll, Brother Man. Roll!
351
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,647
- Hey, Martin?
- Yeah?
352
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,850
Could you tape
"All My Youngins" for a brother?
353
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,453
To whack a team about
to drive Ted Bay.
354
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,556
We'll see what we
can do, Brother Man.
355
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,233
- Gina?
- 'Huh?'
356
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,902
Now you've been home all day.
Look at your hair.
357
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,305
You ain't ran past no curling
iron n' nothing, baby?
358
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,909
For what? I got
my man already.
359
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,046
So, Martin,
what did you do today?
360
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,814
Well, you know.
Same ol' same ol'.
361
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,082
Come on, Martin.
You always say that.
362
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,218
Come on, tell me
what you did exactly.
363
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,920
Gina, do you gotta be
all up in here?
364
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,257
All up through here, baby?
365
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,192
Oh, Martin, I'm just so happy
that we're spending
366
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,927
so much time together, baby.
367
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,662
Now, come on, tell me
what you did, come on.
368
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,165
Gina baby, uh,
okay, we had a meeting.
369
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,267
No! No! No! No!
370
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,504
Start from the beginning.
You got out the car..
371
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,205
Gina, what is-what
is wrong with you?
372
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,607
Why're you all up
in my business?
373
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,776
Baby, I thought this
is what you wanted.
374
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,545
Come on, I mean, I'm just giving
you the attention that you need.
375
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,349
Damn that, Gina. I don't need
that much attention, baby.
376
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,118
I thought you wanted me to be
like Wheezy and Florida Evans.
377
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,021
Well, at least Florida
can't buy Afro tight, baby.
378
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,125
Look.
379
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,927
Gina, I gotta run, okay?
380
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,462
Oh, we gotta four
and five waving--
381
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,531
No, no, baby. We ain't
running no where.
382
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,533
- I wanna go.
- Gina baby, I'll be back.
383
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,302
- I'll be back, baby.
- I wanna go, Martin.
384
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,405
Telephone, telephone.
385
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,973
Hello, hello.
386
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,444
Oh, oh, hello, Mr. Oaks.
How are you?
387
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,812
Yeah.
388
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,314
Oh, you want me
to come back to work?
389
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,949
Well, there's some
things that I need.
390
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,618
Firstly, I'm gonna
need an assistant.
391
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:09,655
Yeah, and no more weekends
and no more overtime.
392
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,759
Okay, that might work.
393
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,663
Alright well, I'm gonna have to
talk to my husband about this.
394
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,399
Okay. Yeah.
Gotta talk to him first.
395
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,167
Alright. Bye.
396
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,006
Yes! I have a job.
I got a job. I got a job.
397
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,810
You sure all this is for me?
398
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,979
- Yes!
- Alright, look here, Sherman.
399
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:37,449
- We need to get a wrap, man.
- Yo! Martin, wassup?
400
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,020
Look who we have here.
401
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,790
It's a little trick or treater.
402
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,961
What're you going as?
A small business man?
403
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,796
Ha, ha-ha.
404
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,133
Well, look, the humans,
we need to talk.
405
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:58,203
So, why don't you go back to
your cave and nurse your young.
406
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,640
Mr. Oaks, let me know when
small McCartney leaves.
407
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,109
- Whatever. Just go.
- Yeah, whatever..
408
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,044
Alright, girl,
I'm talking here.
409
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,047
Just step.
You don't understand.
410
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,885
Martin Payne, my brother.
411
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,453
My road dawg.
412
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,457
Yeah, whatever, man. I just
came out here to talk to you.
413
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,125
Well, I got something
to tell you.
414
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,394
Man, please let Gina
come back to work for me.
415
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,899
I mean, I-I thought I could get
along without her but I can't.
416
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,700
Whoa! Wait a minute, oh!
417
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,835
You mean to tell me,
you want me to
418
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,703
beg Gina to come back to work?
419
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,038
I guess, you could say that.
420
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,407
Oh, man!
421
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,909
That's gonna be
kinda tough, man.
422
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,478
Oh! Well, what do you
think it would take?
423
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,814
Oh, shoot. I don't-I
don't even know.
424
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,752
Maybe perhaps a bigger office?
425
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,720
- Done!
- Done?
426
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,856
Damn!
427
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,091
Oh, man. If this is
like that we are-hold on.
428
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,693
Uh, how about a personal
assistant?
429
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,663
- Done. Next?
- Weekends off and no overtime.
430
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,098
Consider it done.
Anything else?
431
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,036
Oh shoots a shoot. It is like
that, it's that easy, huh?
432
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,372
Why don't you hook a brother
with a Rolex watch?
433
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:10,943
Martin, are you trying
to take advantage of me?
434
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,778
Man, please!
435
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,179
Hell, yeah.
436
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,951
- Baby, guess what!
- No, Gina. You guess what.
437
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,352
You're going back
to work tomorrow.
438
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,788
I got that job back
for you, baby.
439
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,756
You got my job back for me?
440
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,626
That's right, baby. That's
right. You got a bigger office.
441
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,862
You-you don't work on weekends,
no overtime, none of that.
442
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,297
How about an assistant, Martin?
443
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:36,635
Baby, I got all of that.
Your man got you all that.
444
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,537
And you did all this
by yourself, Martin?
445
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,306
Most definitely.
I'm Martin Mart.
446
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,475
Baby, I got the gift of gab.
447
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,043
Nobody does it better.
448
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,646
Oh, well, you know
449
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,049
I really am kinda ready
to go back to work, Martin.
450
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,485
Besides, Jawakatima had her baby
451
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,954
it wasn't even Tyrone's.
452
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,957
Well, I guess it
is all good then, huh?
453
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,259
Yes, all good.
454
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,461
- Yeah.
- You're the man, Martin.
455
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,629
- Yeah?
- Yes.
456
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,397
That's right. That's right.
457
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,166
Hey, I better go into back
and get my work clothes ready.
458
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,335
Work tomorrow, 'cause I wanna
look good in the new office
459
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,837
my husband got for me.
460
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,406
Alright, you get on back
there, well you know
461
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,275
your husband got for you.
462
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,445
Hey, I said nobody
does it better, girl.
463
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,518
Hello.
464
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,654
Speak to Sherman.
465
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,356
Ya, look here, Sherman.
466
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,925
Ya, my wife,
she's still ain't happy, man.
467
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,595
Yeah, she thinks her husband
look good in a Lexus.
468
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,867
Okay, well, maybe not a Lexus.
How about a Honda?
469
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,269
Sherman, don't give up.
What about a skateboard?
470
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,940
Ah, Gina, you ain't bring me
nothin' to eat.
471
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,513
Let's try that
the octave doctive.
472
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,383
Oh, Gina, you ain't
bring me nothin' to eat.
473
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,021
Oh, baby, you ain't
bring me nothin' to eat.
474
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,895
Hey, I'm trying
different emotions
475
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,530
how to say that line.
476
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,699
Oh, come on now, baby.
477
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,500
You didn't bring me
nothing to eat?
478
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