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Martin, can you come
taste the sauce, please?
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I think it needs somethin'.
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It needs to be on a plate,
so I can eat it, Gina.
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Ay, I thought that we were gonna
be cooking dinner together.
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No, no, I said
you were gonna cook dinner
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we were gonna
eat it together, baby.
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Right. Uh-huh. Okay.
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Ay-ay, Gina, what'd you
do that for, girl?
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That was
"America's Most Wanted."
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They was just about to
gaffle the suspect.
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Martin, just come over here
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and cook your mother's special
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spaghetti sauce for me, please.
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Oh, you want me to show you
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I can get busy in the kitchen.
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Like you need another reason
to love me, girl.
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Get your butt over here.
Go on. Go on.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I like to see that.
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A man in a kitchen.
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Turns me on.
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That oven isn't the only thing
getting heated up in here.
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Well, uh, cop a squat..
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...'cause Chef Homeboy Ar-Dee
'bout to show you
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how to do that.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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Let's see, let's see here.
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Make sure your
temperature right.
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- Okay, you got the onions?
- Right there.
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Okay. Got some onion.
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Alright, sprinkle, sprinkle.
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Sprinkle, but you don't,
you don't want too much.
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- Just want a little dab.
- Alright, alright.
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Okay, uh, garlic,
got the garlic?
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- It's over here.
- Ooh. Bam. Got the garlic.
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Ah.
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Martin! Martin, don't you think
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that's a little bit
too much, honey?
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Oh, no, Gina, that's gonna keep
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the Count Pamelas away.
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- Very funny.
- Okay.
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- Ooh, it smells good.
- Smell good.
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Yeah, but it's still missin'
somethin', baby.
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- What?
- Ah, let's see.
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I think it need a dash of salt.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I think it need
a pinch of pepper.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay. And, uh...a
pinch of my baby.
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- Alright.
- Hahaha.
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Now, let's see.
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- Now I think this is ready.
- Is it? Let me have it.
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- Okay, hold on now.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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- Okay, baby. Slow, slow.
- Alright, alright.
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Ooh, it's hot. Mm, it's good.
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- Is it?
- Delicious.
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- No! No!
- What?
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It's still missin'
somethin', baby.
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- What, honey?
- Give me the wine. The wine,
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- Oh, boy.
- Yeah, girl.
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You know what,
that's a good idea. Here.
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- Sure, sure you'll love it.
- I love you.
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A-ha!
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Martin, I thought
this was for the sauce.
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Girl, a couple of swigs of this,
and anything tastes good.
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Whazzup? Whazzup?
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Whazzup!
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They don't know me up in here.
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'Boy, you are the best.'
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'You know Marty-Mar can deliver.
What's my name, girl?'
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- 'Oh. Martin.'
- 'What's my name, girl?'
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'Martin Payne, and you put in
just a Nuzz. That's it.'
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Boy, what kind
of a sausage is this?
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You wanna know what kinda
sausage it is?
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- Yes. Mm.
- It's Soul Sausage.
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And I know you like it
'cause you got the juice
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drippin' all over your lip.
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Right here,
right around there.
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- Cole!
- Cole!
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Baby, just let him in
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because you know if we don't
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he's gonna be sleepin' outside
the door again.
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Pfoo.
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Cole! What a surprise.
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Yeah, it is a surprise.
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I smell Soul Sausage.
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Gina was rainin' me out with
that chicken the other night.
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Hey, Cole, don't you realize
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me and Gina are still
newlyweds, man.
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Hell yeah, dude.
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That gift I bought you cost
seven dollars.
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You know, ever since you
and Big Shirley broke up
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you been comin' over here
and wearin' out my couch, Cole.
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And this time,
I ain't gonna have it no more.
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- What?
- Come here.
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- Yeah.
- Martin, be sensitive.
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The boy is hurting right now.
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Well, not now.
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- You want me to be sensitive?
- Yes.
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- Is sensitive what you need?
- Yes.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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Hey, Cole.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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Big Shirley's ass is gone.
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Okay?
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Get over it.
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'Over it.'
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I know, man, I know.
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I can't, man.
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I miss her.
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I miss the folds.
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- I do man.
- Okay.
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- Cole...sweetheart.
- What's up?
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There are other shells
on the beach, okay?
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We goin' to the beach?
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Other women, Cole,
other women, man.
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Okay, other women going
to the beach.
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No! No, Cole, sweetheart.
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- Please listen, okay?
- 'Okay.'
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Please, you gotta find
somebody new.
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I don't know, but you
might not have noticed
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I'm not the smartest
brother around.
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- Oh.
- What?
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- No. Yes, no.
- What? Get outta here.
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No, we didn't notice.
We didn't notice nothin'.
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- Yeah.
- Look, Cole.
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Listen to me,
and listen to me good, now.
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Alright, I hear you.
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The scarecrow...didn't
have a brain..
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...but he eased his ass
down that yellow brick road.
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- Now, didn't he?
- Yes, baby.
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- Yes, baby, yes.
- Okay, okay, okay, give me one.
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Give me one. Come on, right on.
Right on, right on.
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I appreciate what you're trying
to do for me, okay?
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But, uh...let's face it.
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I'm never gonna have
what you two got.
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Oh, Cole, no.
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No, Cole. Oh, baby.
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That was so sweet, Cole.
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Cole, if you take the chance,
you'll find somebody.
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- Trust me.
- Mmm.
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Now, look, there's plenty
of women out there, Cole.
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You just couldn't see 'em
because Big Shirley
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was blocking your view.
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You had to go around
all of this.
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You had to go around
all of that, Cole.
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Martin, what is,
what is wrong with you?
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- Well, I'm tryin'--
- You're such a..
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Cole, alright, you know what.
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Cole, I got an idea. Listen to
this. Listen to this, now.
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I'm listening.
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Nipsey's is having
a singles' night tomorrow.
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- You should go.
- Oh, no, Gina.
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- No, Cole.
- No, Gina, come on, now.
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I don't know
if I'm ready for that.
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No, see, you don't understand.
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You're going.
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Okay?
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Because if you come over here
interrupting me
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and my husband again, you gonna
have to catch a beat now.
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That's it, I'm tired.
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Kung Fu? What the..?
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Ay, got to respect
the lady of the house, man.
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Alright, alright.
Alright, I'm going.
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.
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What you doin' out here
on a singles' night, man?
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Your wife left you that quick?
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At least my wife waited
around a whole month.
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Ay, look, I'm just
down here with my boy.
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You know, he's checkin' out
the girls for the single thing.
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- Okay.
- So, be gone, thick James.
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Hey, hey, hey, look like
we in luck, y'all.
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There's some fine women
in the house tonight.
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Fine women, tell me please,
these women too skinny for me.
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Only thick one up in here
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is Nipsey
and I don't swing that way.
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Cole, C-C-Cole, brother, you-you
have got to compliment a woman.
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You must tell her
that her eyes shine
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like crystal in the sunshine.
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Man, get on off with me.
Get on..
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Now, now, Cole, see,
what you got to tell her
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is that you thirsty,
and can we split a drink?
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- Right, right.
- Right.
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Man, both of your styles
are whack.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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Now-now-now, look, Cole
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I got my own original rap.
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Check my steel love.
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Cans up!
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And my name is Cole.
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I like a woman who loves
everything and everybody.
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And if you feel
that this description is you
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then here is what I want
you to do.
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Why don't ya...buy me a drink?
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Oh, is that what
you want me to do?
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Sure, you're right.
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Well, this is what
I want you to do.
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Come here.
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Float out of my face and take
that played out rap with you.
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Okay.
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Oh, when you wanna give me a
call, and give me them digits
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I'm gonna be right over here.
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Whoo!
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So, so what time you say
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you want me to come over?
8 o'clock?
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Alright, sweetheart, no problem.
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You got played, huh?
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Yeah, can we get out
of here, please?
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Where's Tommy at?
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At the bar.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Pam, what're you doing here?
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What's up, Tommy?
I didn't expect to see you here.
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Yeah, I didn't expect
to see you either.
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But now that I have,
why don't we go back
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to my place and try to
rekindle our flame, huh?
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Mm, I'm sorry, I can't.
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I'm here with somebody else.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Tha-that's cool.
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You know, we said
we would, you know..
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...see other people, and all..
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I ain't gonna sweat you,
nothin' like that.
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So, who the hell is he?
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Me! You got a problem with that?
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Who, who said that?
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I did, man, I did.
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Now, look, the lady
don't wanna talk to you.
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So, why don't you
just step off
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before I have to toss this place
like a Caesar salad.
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Look here, Webster..
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Why don't you go find Willy
and just, you know
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walk your little ass up
out of here, alright?
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You're lucky I don't have time.
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Have time? What do you..
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You ready to roll, baby?
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- Hey.
- I'll call you.
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Hey, lookie here, Martin,
I'm about to bounce, man.
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Ain't nothin' up in here for me.
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I think I'mma go on down
to the chicken shack
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and wait for Big Shirley
to make her 10 o'clock pick-up.
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Cole, you can't just give up.
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Great men don't give up.
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Yeah, yeah,
true that, true that.
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I guess if Martin Luther King
had gave up
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we wouldn't have a holiday
in January, now, would we?
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- Oh, true that, true that.
- True that, true that.
247
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,934
- True that.
- Okay.
248
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,103
How you brothers doin'?
My name is Chris.
249
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,706
Oh, hi, I'm, I'm Cole,
and this my partner Martin.
250
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,941
Hi.
251
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,943
Don't I know you
from somewhere?
252
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,713
Well, I don't think so, but
it's nice to meet you anyway.
253
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,850
You know what?
This hat is kind of cool.
254
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,118
It looks really cute on you.
255
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,053
Oh, okay, you, you..
256
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,389
Let me haul out.
257
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,491
Excuse me, excuse me.
258
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,559
- Baby's giving, my brother.
- Yeah, I know, man.
259
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,831
- Alright, alright? Okay?
- Okay.
260
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,133
Now, you gotta be cool.
261
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,200
- Right, right.
- Okay?
262
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,735
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I'm cool.
263
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,904
Hey-hey, give her conversation
264
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,306
but don't say nothin'.
265
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,708
Okay. Okay.
266
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,250
Hey, sexy, you here
with somebody?
267
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,419
Gina...what're you doing here?
268
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,422
Who? I'm sorry, I-I'm,
269
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,890
I don't know you, do I?
270
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,325
Oh, oh, you want me
to play the game.
271
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,660
Oh.
272
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,664
Well, uh, I'm married
273
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,600
but...you trying
to have an affair?
274
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,038
Ooh, I'm married too
275
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,608
but that might make it
all the more interesting.
276
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,880
Oh, we better get out of here
before my wife shows up, huh?
277
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,116
- Hey, do that.
- Yeah.
278
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,918
Hey, Mar-Martin, I-I don't know
279
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,920
what you told Cole,
but it worked.
280
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,855
Brother getting his mack on.
281
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,292
- Tommy.
- Huh?
282
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,628
Tommy, don't we know this girl
from somewhere?
283
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,630
I-I've never seen her before.
284
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,466
She looks familiar, man.
285
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,068
I don't know, I don't,
I don't forget no face, Tommy.
286
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,070
Hmm...I don't know.
287
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,773
- Hmm.
- Come on, let's go.
288
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,208
You good?
289
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,814
Oh, oh, what did you say
your name was again?
290
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,316
Whatever you want
it to be, baby.
291
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,451
Whatever you want.
292
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,955
Well, let's take this
back to my bedroom.
293
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,491
- Yeah, yeah. Gina, Gina.
- What? What?
294
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,559
- I think I got it.
- You got it?
295
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,928
So, why don't you give me some
before my husband comes?
296
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,396
Ah-ah-ah.
297
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,165
No, no, no, no.
298
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,768
I just figured out
where I know Cole's girl from.
299
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,936
Okay. Great, where
do you know her from?
300
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,505
Gina, Gina,
it's coming back, baby.
301
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,739
What?
302
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:57,977
I saw her on "America's
Most Wanted" last night.
303
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:02,615
Baby...Cole's girl escaped
from prison, baby.
304
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,423
Look, Martin, I don't know what,
I can't believe you called us
305
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,193
here to tell us that
Cole datin' a woman
306
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,128
that's an escaped convict.
307
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,696
Man, this is crazy.
308
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,299
Hey, Pam, look, ever since
you bought a new flea collar
309
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,102
look, you think,
you're all that.
310
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:26,872
Look, Martin, you didn't even
see the whole show, okay?
311
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,507
How do you know what she did?
312
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,509
Gina, I didn't have to see
the whole show.
313
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,278
She was on
"America's Most Wanted."
314
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,479
That's all that matters.
315
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,781
You got a point there though.
316
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:40,019
Look, she's an escaped convict,
and she's wanted in five states.
317
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,488
Cole went from Big Shirley
to the Big House.
318
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,223
Excuse me, excuse me.
319
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,891
- Hey, Nipsey.
- Hi, how you doing?
320
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,326
How you doing?
321
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,229
Oh, what's the matter, Nips?
322
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,031
My money ain't good
here no more?
323
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,166
No, it ain't like that.
Somebody been slipping me some
324
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,701
counterfeit 20s
last night, you know.
325
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,002
So I'm just checkin' it out.
326
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,003
- What?
- Yeah.
327
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,405
How do you know
they were fake?
328
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,540
Andrew Jackson looked
like Tito Jackson.
329
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,011
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
what's up, y'all?
330
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,980
Alright now, look,
I just came down here
331
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,082
'cause I wanna thank you,
Martin. I wanna thank you.
332
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,517
Thank me for what, Cole?
333
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,587
Hey, man, for hooking me up
with my soulmate.
334
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,689
You mean cellmate, don't you?
335
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,025
What, what, what?
336
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,260
I said you're welcome.
337
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,595
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.
338
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,029
- Cole.
- 'Yeah?'
339
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,331
How much do you know
about this girl?
340
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,199
- What does she do for a living?
- 'Yeah.'
341
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,501
I don't know,
but she crazy paid, alright?
342
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,036
Look, bought me this fat hat.
343
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:34,006
Was, was throwing around 20s
like rice at a weddin'.
344
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,741
- Twentys?
- Mm-hmm.
345
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,444
Hey, wait, wait, Cole. I don't
see how you can be with somebody
346
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,447
and you don't even know
what they do for a livin'?
347
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,115
Man!
348
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,617
Man, we hang out with you
349
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,952
we don't know what you do
for a living.
350
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,354
- That's it.
- Just be quiet.
351
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,688
Anyway, I gotta roll, y'all.
352
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:50,789
I'm supposed to be goin'
to meet Chris
353
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,625
down at the shootin' range.
354
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,260
I didn't know you owned a gun.
355
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,030
I don't, but she got
a gang of 'em.
356
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,932
You know, supposed to be going
down there for practice.
357
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,101
Then she said after that,
she gonna show me
358
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,736
how she earned her loot.
359
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,471
Said she might even
have a job for me.
360
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,806
- Peace out, y'all.
- 'Cole, Cole.'
361
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,477
Okay, okay, somethin' doesn't
sound right about this girl.
362
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,079
And now you see
what I was trying to tell you?
363
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:17,950
- Yeah, baby.
- The girl livin' foul, man.
364
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,053
And I ain't gonna let my boy
go out like that.
365
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,122
- I'm callin' the cops.
- No, no. Wait, wait, Martin.
366
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,590
- I'm calling the cops.
- No, man.
367
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,959
You can't call the cops,
you don't have any proof, huh?
368
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,460
I got, I got an idea.
369
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,930
Okay, what if we invite her
over to our house
370
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,498
so we can check her out,
you know.
371
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,500
Baby, that's it,
now you're thinkin'.
372
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,001
You're thinkin' just like
that little old lady
373
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,336
on "Murder She Wrote."
374
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,671
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
375
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,839
Now, look y'all,
I'm telling y'all, this is how..
376
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,344
Listen up, everybody.
377
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,513
Bonnie and Cole will be here
any minute.
378
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,349
- Y'all know what to do?
- Yeah.
379
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,184
Yeah, baby, we break her down
until she comes clean.
380
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,686
- Okay, now, Gina.
- Right.
381
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,354
You get the handcuffs
we had the other night.
382
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,323
- Okay.
- Okay, get down.
383
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,692
- Pam.
- Nasty
384
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,926
If she come in here actin' crazy
385
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,529
I want you
to start barkin', okay?
386
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,998
As loud as you can, b-a-a-rk.
387
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,033
Boom! This way
the neighbors hear you
388
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,035
everybody comes runnin'.
389
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,706
Why don't you try flappin'
your ears and fly in after her?
390
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,140
- Whatever. Whatever--
- What about that?
391
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,875
Hey, guys, guys,
that's enough now, okay?
392
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,479
Listen, we turn her in,
and Cole will be alright.
393
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,449
Alright, alright,
there they are. Every..
394
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,217
Okay, everybody act
like they're chillin'.
395
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,452
Okay, chillin'.
396
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,358
Martin! What are you doing
with that bat?
397
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,327
Baby, if she come in here
actin' crazy
398
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,396
I'm bangin' out RBIs.
399
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,966
Real bad injuries, baby.
400
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,634
Real bad.
401
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,570
Give me the bat.
Give me the bat!
402
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,671
Go sit down. You go.
403
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,210
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.
404
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,379
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing, everybody?
405
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,747
- Hi.
- Everyone, this is Chris.
406
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,648
- Hi, Chris.
- Sorry, we're late, y'all.
407
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,751
Hi, Chris. Where y'all been?
408
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,086
Casin' some joint?
409
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,822
That's funny, 'cause we actually
lost the keys to the car.
410
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:04,823
Yeah, yeah, we did.
411
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,991
But that didn't stop my baby.
412
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,227
Listen, baby broke
into the car, right?
413
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,163
Hotwired it,
must have took 30 seconds.
414
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,731
Oh.
415
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,567
Oh, why don't you two
go put your coats
416
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,769
in the back room, yeah.
417
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,203
- Okay, yeah.
- Take your time.
418
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,406
- Okay, no-no problem.
- And-and don't touch nothin'.
419
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,442
Alright.
420
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,714
Okay, now, look,
this is what we're gonna do.
421
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,382
Gina, when she comes out,
you check and see
422
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,550
if she stole somethin'.
423
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,885
I'mma frisk her. I'mma all..
424
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,455
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
the hell you will.
425
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,524
No, no, you check
and see if she stole
426
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,359
somethin' in the back
and I will frisk her.
427
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,094
He wanna be all up
on her butt--
428
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,362
No. No.
429
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,863
- Gina, go, go, go.
- Okay.
430
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,298
Look, okay, Martin,
this what I'm gonna do.
431
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,766
I'm gonna fingerprint
her on the glass.
432
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,302
- Tommy, that's so smart.
- Thank you.
433
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,871
- You, boy, you're brilliant.
- I know.
434
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,473
- Pam? Okay.
- Yeah?
435
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,809
What you want me to do?
436
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,611
Uh, stop breathin' in my face
437
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,247
you're curling my eyebrows.
438
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,283
- They're comin'.
- Why you so stupid?
439
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,617
Well, here they come.
440
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:06,919
Hey, girl. How you do--
441
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,221
Oh, that dress is gorgeous.
442
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,390
Let me see, it's so bad-d-d!
443
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,424
Whoa.
444
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,460
No, is that silk?
445
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,928
Is that silk?
That's really nice.
446
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,930
- As a matter of fact, it is.
- That's cute.
447
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,431
You know what,
that's a good color for you.
448
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,101
What is that? A prison blue?
449
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,169
Yeah, I-I bet you look
real good in stripes.
450
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,939
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my baby
look good in everything.
451
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,006
Oh, thank you.
452
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,576
So, uh, Chris,
would you like something
453
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,844
to eat or to drink?
454
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,847
Perhaps, you want some
bread and water?
455
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,416
Well, you can keep the bread,
but I will take some water.
456
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:41,420
Oh, oh, oh, I'll get that.
There you go, some water.
457
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,855
Oh-ho, hold on.
458
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,757
I see something in that,
I'll get you another one.
459
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,701
Anyway, uh, baby, don't you,
don't you have somethin'
460
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,702
you wanna give to my friends?
461
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,437
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.
462
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,539
I got a little somethin'
somethin' for y'all.
463
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,307
- You got somethin' for us?
- Oh, yeah.
464
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,443
- The hell you got for us!
- Baby!
465
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,045
Please!
466
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,552
Damn bottle of champagne.
467
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,523
What are you doin'?
This is a gift for you.
468
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,057
- Save the drama.
- That's right.
469
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,559
We peeped your game
a long time ago, save it.
470
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:21,894
Yeah, okay, okay, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
471
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,128
M-Martin, what's up
with you, man?
472
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,396
No-no-no, Cole, Cole,
you chill, man.
473
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,065
You just chill. Okay?
474
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,635
Martin just kept you
from going down, man.
475
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,737
Your woman is a fugitive
from justice.
476
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,405
That's right, Cole,
I saw her, saw her
477
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,706
on "America's Most Wanted."
478
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,874
Don't try to deny it.
479
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,409
I ain't gonna try and deny it.
480
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,244
Actually, that was some
of my best work.
481
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,013
It's disgusting.
482
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,048
And you braggin' on it?
483
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,750
If it weren't for old Marty-Mar
484
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,418
you might have gotten over.
485
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,586
Hold-hold on, excuse me.
486
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,222
Excuse me for a sec.
487
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,925
You a criminal? I thought
you said you was an actress.
488
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,526
I am an actress.
489
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:58,397
I was just playin' a criminal
on "America's Most Wanted."
490
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,932
Oh, yeah, right.
491
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,234
Okay, so what about
the shooting range
492
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,937
and hotwiring a car,
what about that?
493
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,606
Oh, see, I was just preparin'
for my next role.
494
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,376
See, I'm playin' a hip woman
in "Foxy Brown Sugar".
495
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,111
- With Denzel Washington.
- Okay.
496
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,547
- Denzel Washington?
- Yeah.
497
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,349
Are you serious? I love him.
498
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,750
You think you can
introduce me to him?
499
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,118
Yeah, but it's gonna
have to be this week
500
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,687
because after that
I'm going back to LA.
501
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,622
Alright, my girl,
this my friend.
502
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,359
Oh, Chris, there's been
a big misunderstanding
503
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:32,731
and somebody owes
somebody an apology.
504
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,767
Um, yeah, baby.
505
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,302
- You owe me apology.
- What?
506
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,805
Dammit, if you wouldn't have
cut off "America's Most Wanted"
507
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,540
I could have seen
the whole program
508
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,709
and known that this lady
was an actress.
509
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,545
Oh, so, you just gonna blame me?
510
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,314
- No, don't blame, blame Tommy.
- 'What?'
511
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,717
Tommy is acting
like Matlock anyway.
512
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,319
Runnin' around and gettin'
fingerprints off a glass.
513
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,154
Blame me? No, don't blame me.
514
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,823
Blame...Nipsey.
515
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,592
See, he-he the one
who had that single night thing.
516
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:01,960
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
517
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,630
What about all the drama
you puttin' me through?
518
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,999
All the drama
we put you through, man?
519
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,067
Big Shirley put you through
all that damn drama.
520
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,603
You would have stayed with her,
we wouldn't be goin' through..
521
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,341
- Dammit.
- Hey, you know what, look.
522
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,477
I'm glad we all
straight on this.
523
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,479
Now, next time,
y'all listen to me.
524
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,080
Martin, you were wrong.
525
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,749
You're damn right I'm wrong.
526
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,817
And this time I'm about to tell
you somethin' else.
527
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,420
Y'all asses all get to steppin'.
528
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,657
You took me through
too much. Out.
529
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,325
I didn't believe her, don't know
530
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,193
if she was on
"America's Most Wanted."
531
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,995
You, you gave me the glasses.
532
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,597
You lookin' through..
533
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,668
- I'll take that champagne.
- Yeah.
534
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,443
Now, look.
535
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,544
I'm glad..
536
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,215
We can't hold..
537
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,051
Hey, hey, hey, look.
538
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,119
I'm glad we all
straight on this.
539
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,789
And I don't wanna hear it
no more, 'cause I'm happy.
540
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,900
He said he's happy.
541
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,504
Alright, you're livin'
your life, aren't you happy?
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