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Martin, can you come taste the sauce, please?

I think it needs somethin'.

It needs to be on a plate, so I can eat it, Gina.

Ay, I thought that we were gonna be cooking dinner together.

No, no, I said you were gonna cook dinner

we were gonna eat it together, baby.

Right. Uh-huh. Okay.

Ay-ay, Gina, what'd you do that for, girl?

That was "America's Most Wanted."

They was just about to gaffle the suspect.

Martin, just come over here

and cook your mother's special

spaghetti sauce for me, please.

Oh, you want me to show you

I can get busy in the kitchen.

Like you need another reason to love me, girl.

Get your butt over here. Go on. Go on.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I like to see that.

A man in a kitchen.

Turns me on.

That oven isn't the only thing getting heated up in here.

Well, uh, cop a squat..

...'cause Chef Homeboy Ar-Dee 'bout to show you

how to do that.

- Alright. - Alright.

Let's see, let's see here.

Make sure your temperature right.

- Okay, you got the onions? - Right there.

Okay. Got some onion.

Alright, sprinkle, sprinkle.

Sprinkle, but you don't, you don't want too much.

- Just want a little dab. - Alright, alright.

Okay, uh, garlic, got the garlic?

- It's over here. - Ooh. Bam. Got the garlic.

Ah.

Martin! Martin, don't you think

that's a little bit too much, honey?

Oh, no, Gina, that's gonna keep

the Count Pamelas away.

- Very funny. - Okay.

- Ooh, it smells good. - Smell good.

Yeah, but it's still missin' somethin', baby.

- What? - Ah, let's see.

I think it need a dash of salt.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I think it need a pinch of pepper.

Uh-huh.

Okay. And, uh...a pinch of my baby.

- Alright. - Hahaha.

Now, let's see.

- Now I think this is ready. - Is it? Let me have it.

- Okay, hold on now. - Come on, come on, come on.

- Okay, baby. Slow, slow. - Alright, alright.

Ooh, it's hot. Mm, it's good.

- Is it? - Delicious.

- No! No! - What?

It's still missin' somethin', baby.

- What, honey? - Give me the wine. The wine,

- Oh, boy. - Yeah, girl.

You know what, that's a good idea. Here.

- Sure, sure you'll love it. - I love you.

A-ha!

Martin, I thought this was for the sauce.

Girl, a couple of swigs of this, and anything tastes good.

Whazzup? Whazzup?

Whazzup!

They don't know me up in here.

'Boy, you are the best.'

'You know Marty-Mar can deliver. What's my name, girl?'

- 'Oh. Martin.' - 'What's my name, girl?'

'Martin Payne, and you put in just a Nuzz. That's it.'

Boy, what kind of a sausage is this?

You wanna know what kinda sausage it is?

- Yes. Mm. - It's Soul Sausage.

And I know you like it 'cause you got the juice

drippin' all over your lip.

Right here, right around there.

- Cole! - Cole!

Baby, just let him in

because you know if we don't

he's gonna be sleepin' outside the door again.

Pfoo.

Cole! What a surprise.

Yeah, it is a surprise.

I smell Soul Sausage.

Gina was rainin' me out with that chicken the other night.

Hey, Cole, don't you realize

me and Gina are still newlyweds, man.

Hell yeah, dude.

That gift I bought you cost seven dollars.

You know, ever since you and Big Shirley broke up

you been comin' over here and wearin' out my couch, Cole.

And this time, I ain't gonna have it no more.

- What? - Come here.

- Yeah. - Martin, be sensitive.

The boy is hurting right now.

Well, not now.

- You want me to be sensitive? - Yes.

- Is sensitive what you need? - Yes.

- Alright. - Alright.

Hey, Cole.

Hey, man, what's up?

Big Shirley's ass is gone.

Okay?

Get over it.

'Over it.'

I know, man, I know.

I can't, man.

I miss her.

I miss the folds.

- I do man. - Okay.

- Cole...sweetheart. - What's up?

There are other shells on the beach, okay?

We goin' to the beach?

Other women, Cole, other women, man.

Okay, other women going to the beach.

No! No, Cole, sweetheart.

- Please listen, okay? - 'Okay.'

Please, you gotta find somebody new.

I don't know, but you might not have noticed

I'm not the smartest brother around.

- Oh. - What?

- No. Yes, no. - What? Get outta here.

No, we didn't notice. We didn't notice nothin'.

- Yeah. - Look, Cole.

Listen to me, and listen to me good, now.

Alright, I hear you.

The scarecrow...didn't have a brain..

...but he eased his ass down that yellow brick road.

- Now, didn't he? - Yes, baby.

- Yes, baby, yes. - Okay, okay, okay, give me one.

Give me one. Come on, right on. Right on, right on.

I appreciate what you're trying to do for me, okay?

But, uh...let's face it.

I'm never gonna have what you two got.

Oh, Cole, no.

No, Cole. Oh, baby.

That was so sweet, Cole.

Cole, if you take the chance, you'll find somebody.

- Trust me. - Mmm.

Now, look, there's plenty of women out there, Cole.

You just couldn't see 'em because Big Shirley

was blocking your view.

You had to go around all of this.

You had to go around all of that, Cole.

Martin, what is, what is wrong with you?

- Well, I'm tryin'-- - You're such a..

Cole, alright, you know what.

Cole, I got an idea. Listen to this. Listen to this, now.

I'm listening.

Nipsey's is having a singles' night tomorrow.

- You should go. - Oh, no, Gina.

- No, Cole. - No, Gina, come on, now.

I don't know if I'm ready for that.

No, see, you don't understand.

You're going.

Okay?

Because if you come over here interrupting me

and my husband again, you gonna have to catch a beat now.

That's it, I'm tired.

Kung Fu? What the..?

Ay, got to respect the lady of the house, man.

Alright, alright. Alright, I'm going.

- Hey. - Hey, man.

What you doin' out here on a singles' night, man?

Your wife left you that quick?

At least my wife waited around a whole month.

Ay, look, I'm just down here with my boy.

You know, he's checkin' out the girls for the single thing.

- Okay. - So, be gone, thick James.

Hey, hey, hey, look like we in luck, y'all.

There's some fine women in the house tonight.

Fine women, tell me please, these women too skinny for me.

Only thick one up in here

is Nipsey and I don't swing that way.

Cole, C-C-Cole, brother, you-you have got to compliment a woman.

You must tell her that her eyes shine

like crystal in the sunshine.

Man, get on off with me. Get on..

Now, now, Cole, see, what you got to tell her

is that you thirsty, and can we split a drink?

- Right, right. - Right.

Man, both of your styles are whack.

- Okay. - Okay?

Now-now-now, look, Cole

I got my own original rap.

Check my steel love.

Cans up!

And my name is Cole.

I like a woman who loves everything and everybody.

And if you feel that this description is you

then here is what I want you to do.

Why don't ya...buy me a drink?

Oh, is that what you want me to do?

Sure, you're right.

Well, this is what I want you to do.

Come here.

Float out of my face and take that played out rap with you.

Okay.

Oh, when you wanna give me a call, and give me them digits

I'm gonna be right over here.

Whoo!

So, so what time you say

you want me to come over? 8 o'clock?

Alright, sweetheart, no problem.

You got played, huh?

Yeah, can we get out of here, please?

Where's Tommy at?

At the bar.

- Hey. - Hey.

Pam, what're you doing here?

What's up, Tommy? I didn't expect to see you here.

Yeah, I didn't expect to see you either.

But now that I have, why don't we go back

to my place and try to rekindle our flame, huh?

Mm, I'm sorry, I can't.

I'm here with somebody else.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Tha-that's cool.

You know, we said we would, you know..

...see other people, and all..

I ain't gonna sweat you, nothin' like that.

So, who the hell is he?

Me! You got a problem with that?

Who, who said that?

I did, man, I did.

Now, look, the lady don't wanna talk to you.

So, why don't you just step off

before I have to toss this place like a Caesar salad.

Look here, Webster..

Why don't you go find Willy and just, you know

walk your little ass up out of here, alright?

You're lucky I don't have time.

Have time? What do you..

You ready to roll, baby?

- Hey. - I'll call you.

Hey, lookie here, Martin, I'm about to bounce, man.

Ain't nothin' up in here for me.

I think I'mma go on down to the chicken shack

and wait for Big Shirley to make her 10 o'clock pick-up.

Cole, you can't just give up.

Great men don't give up.

Yeah, yeah, true that, true that.

I guess if Martin Luther King had gave up

we wouldn't have a holiday in January, now, would we?

- Oh, true that, true that. - True that, true that.

- True that. - Okay.

How you brothers doin'? My name is Chris.

Oh, hi, I'm, I'm Cole, and this my partner Martin.

Hi.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

Well, I don't think so, but it's nice to meet you anyway.

You know what? This hat is kind of cool.

It looks really cute on you.

Oh, okay, you, you..

Let me haul out.

Excuse me, excuse me.

- Baby's giving, my brother. - Yeah, I know, man.

- Alright, alright? Okay? - Okay.

Now, you gotta be cool.

- Right, right. - Okay?

Okay, okay, I'm cool. I'm cool.

Hey-hey, give her conversation

but don't say nothin'.

Okay. Okay.

Hey, sexy, you here with somebody?

Gina...what're you doing here?

Who? I'm sorry, I-I'm,

I don't know you, do I?

Oh, oh, you want me to play the game.

Oh.

Well, uh, I'm married

but...you trying to have an affair?

Ooh, I'm married too

but that might make it all the more interesting.

Oh, we better get out of here before my wife shows up, huh?

- Hey, do that. - Yeah.

Hey, Mar-Martin, I-I don't know

what you told Cole, but it worked.

Brother getting his mack on.

- Tommy. - Huh?

Tommy, don't we know this girl from somewhere?

I-I've never seen her before.

She looks familiar, man.

I don't know, I don't, I don't forget no face, Tommy.

Hmm...I don't know.

- Hmm. - Come on, let's go.

You good?

Oh, oh, what did you say your name was again?

Whatever you want it to be, baby.

Whatever you want.

Well, let's take this back to my bedroom.

- Yeah, yeah. Gina, Gina. - What? What?

- I think I got it. - You got it?

So, why don't you give me some before my husband comes?

Ah-ah-ah.

No, no, no, no.

I just figured out where I know Cole's girl from.

Okay. Great, where do you know her from?

Gina, Gina, it's coming back, baby.

What?

I saw her on "America's Most Wanted" last night.

Baby...Cole's girl escaped from prison, baby.

Look, Martin, I don't know what, I can't believe you called us

here to tell us that Cole datin' a woman

that's an escaped convict.

Man, this is crazy.

Hey, Pam, look, ever since you bought a new flea collar

look, you think, you're all that.

Look, Martin, you didn't even see the whole show, okay?

How do you know what she did?

Gina, I didn't have to see the whole show.

She was on "America's Most Wanted."

That's all that matters.

You got a point there though.

Look, she's an escaped convict, and she's wanted in five states.

Cole went from Big Shirley to the Big House.

Excuse me, excuse me.

- Hey, Nipsey. - Hi, how you doing?

How you doing?

Oh, what's the matter, Nips?

My money ain't good here no more?

No, it ain't like that. Somebody been slipping me some

counterfeit 20s last night, you know.

So I'm just checkin' it out.

- What? - Yeah.

How do you know they were fake?

Andrew Jackson looked like Tito Jackson.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up, y'all?

Alright now, look, I just came down here

'cause I wanna thank you, Martin. I wanna thank you.

Thank me for what, Cole?

Hey, man, for hooking me up with my soulmate.

You mean cellmate, don't you?

What, what, what?

I said you're welcome.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.

- Cole. - 'Yeah?'

How much do you know about this girl?

- What does she do for a living? - 'Yeah.'

I don't know, but she crazy paid, alright?

Look, bought me this fat hat.

Was, was throwing around 20s like rice at a weddin'.

- Twentys? - Mm-hmm.

Hey, wait, wait, Cole. I don't see how you can be with somebody

and you don't even know what they do for a livin'?

Man!

Man, we hang out with you

we don't know what you do for a living.

- That's it. - Just be quiet.

Anyway, I gotta roll, y'all.

I'm supposed to be goin' to meet Chris

down at the shootin' range.

I didn't know you owned a gun.

I don't, but she got a gang of 'em.

You know, supposed to be going down there for practice.

Then she said after that, she gonna show me

how she earned her loot.

Said she might even have a job for me.

- Peace out, y'all. - 'Cole, Cole.'

Okay, okay, somethin' doesn't sound right about this girl.

And now you see what I was trying to tell you?

- Yeah, baby. - The girl livin' foul, man.

And I ain't gonna let my boy go out like that.

- I'm callin' the cops. - No, no. Wait, wait, Martin.

- I'm calling the cops. - No, man.

You can't call the cops, you don't have any proof, huh?

I got, I got an idea.

Okay, what if we invite her over to our house

so we can check her out, you know.

Baby, that's it, now you're thinkin'.

You're thinkin' just like that little old lady

on "Murder She Wrote."

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Now, look y'all, I'm telling y'all, this is how..

Listen up, everybody.

Bonnie and Cole will be here any minute.

- Y'all know what to do? - Yeah.

Yeah, baby, we break her down until she comes clean.

- Okay, now, Gina. - Right.

You get the handcuffs we had the other night.

- Okay. - Okay, get down.

- Pam. - Nasty

If she come in here actin' crazy

I want you to start barkin', okay?

As loud as you can, b-a-a-rk.

Boom! This way the neighbors hear you

everybody comes runnin'.

Why don't you try flappin' your ears and fly in after her?

- Whatever. Whatever-- - What about that?

Hey, guys, guys, that's enough now, okay?

Listen, we turn her in, and Cole will be alright.

Alright, alright, there they are. Every..

Okay, everybody act like they're chillin'.

Okay, chillin'.

Martin! What are you doing with that bat?

Baby, if she come in here actin' crazy

I'm bangin' out RBIs.

Real bad injuries, baby.

Real bad.

Give me the bat. Give me the bat!

Go sit down. You go.

- Hey. Hey. - Hey.

How y'all doing? How y'all doing, everybody?

- Hi. - Everyone, this is Chris.

- Hi, Chris. - Sorry, we're late, y'all.

Hi, Chris. Where y'all been?

Casin' some joint?

That's funny, 'cause we actually lost the keys to the car.

Yeah, yeah, we did.

But that didn't stop my baby.

Listen, baby broke into the car, right?

Hotwired it, must have took 30 seconds.

Oh.

Oh, why don't you two go put your coats

in the back room, yeah.

- Okay, yeah. - Take your time.

- Okay, no-no problem. - And-and don't touch nothin'.

Alright.

Okay, now, look, this is what we're gonna do.

Gina, when she comes out, you check and see

if she stole somethin'.

I'mma frisk her. I'mma all..

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, the hell you will.

No, no, you check and see if she stole

somethin' in the back and I will frisk her.

He wanna be all up on her butt--

No. No.

- Gina, go, go, go. - Okay.

Look, okay, Martin, this what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna fingerprint her on the glass.

- Tommy, that's so smart. - Thank you.

- You, boy, you're brilliant. - I know.

- Pam? Okay. - Yeah?

What you want me to do?

Uh, stop breathin' in my face

you're curling my eyebrows.

- They're comin'. - Why you so stupid?

Well, here they come.

Hey, girl. How you do--

Oh, that dress is gorgeous.

Let me see, it's so bad-d-d!

Whoa.

No, is that silk?

Is that silk? That's really nice.

- As a matter of fact, it is. - That's cute.

You know what, that's a good color for you.

What is that? A prison blue?

Yeah, I-I bet you look real good in stripes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, my baby look good in everything.

Oh, thank you.

So, uh, Chris, would you like something

to eat or to drink?

Perhaps, you want some bread and water?

Well, you can keep the bread, but I will take some water.

Oh, oh, oh, I'll get that. There you go, some water.

Oh-ho, hold on.

I see something in that, I'll get you another one.

Anyway, uh, baby, don't you, don't you have somethin'

you wanna give to my friends?

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

I got a little somethin' somethin' for y'all.

- You got somethin' for us? - Oh, yeah.

- The hell you got for us! - Baby!

Please!

Damn bottle of champagne.

What are you doin'? This is a gift for you.

- Save the drama. - That's right.

We peeped your game a long time ago, save it.

Yeah, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

M-Martin, what's up with you, man?

No-no-no, Cole, Cole, you chill, man.

You just chill. Okay?

Martin just kept you from going down, man.

Your woman is a fugitive from justice.

That's right, Cole, I saw her, saw her

on "America's Most Wanted."

Don't try to deny it.

I ain't gonna try and deny it.

Actually, that was some of my best work.

It's disgusting.

And you braggin' on it?

If it weren't for old Marty-Mar

you might have gotten over.

Hold-hold on, excuse me.

Excuse me for a sec.

You a criminal? I thought you said you was an actress.

I am an actress.

I was just playin' a criminal on "America's Most Wanted."

Oh, yeah, right.

Okay, so what about the shooting range

and hotwiring a car, what about that?

Oh, see, I was just preparin' for my next role.

See, I'm playin' a hip woman in "Foxy Brown Sugar".

- With Denzel Washington. - Okay.

- Denzel Washington? - Yeah.

Are you serious? I love him.

You think you can introduce me to him?

Yeah, but it's gonna have to be this week

because after that I'm going back to LA.

Alright, my girl, this my friend.

Oh, Chris, there's been a big misunderstanding

and somebody owes somebody an apology.

Um, yeah, baby.

- You owe me apology. - What?

Dammit, if you wouldn't have cut off "America's Most Wanted"

I could have seen the whole program

and known that this lady was an actress.

Oh, so, you just gonna blame me?

- No, don't blame, blame Tommy. - 'What?'

Tommy is acting like Matlock anyway.

Runnin' around and gettin' fingerprints off a glass.

Blame me? No, don't blame me.

Blame...Nipsey.

See, he-he the one who had that single night thing.

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

What about all the drama you puttin' me through?

All the drama we put you through, man?

Big Shirley put you through all that damn drama.

You would have stayed with her, we wouldn't be goin' through..

- Dammit. - Hey, you know what, look.

I'm glad we all straight on this.

Now, next time, y'all listen to me.

Martin, you were wrong.

You're damn right I'm wrong.

And this time I'm about to tell you somethin' else.

Y'all asses all get to steppin'.

You took me through too much. Out.

I didn't believe her, don't know

if she was on "America's Most Wanted."

You, you gave me the glasses.

You lookin' through..

- I'll take that champagne. - Yeah.

Now, look.

I'm glad..

We can't hold..

Hey, hey, hey, look.

I'm glad we all straight on this.

And I don't wanna hear it no more, 'cause I'm happy.

He said he's happy.

Alright, you're livin' your life, aren't you happy?