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Gina, boo boo

wake up.

I've got a surprise for you.

Gina, I said, wake up.

Oh, baby, wake up.

- Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! - Wake up.

You cool? You cool? You cool?

Oh.

- Oh, baby. - Right.

I'm sorry, I was having a bad dream.

Okay, well, save it for the ring, Tyson.

Save it for the ring.

- Whoo. - Ooh.

- Gina. - Huh?

I had a bad dream, too.

- For real? - Yeah, baby, it was terrible.

Get out of here.

Gina, I dreamed I wasn't fine no more.

You're so crazy.

Yeah, you're right.

- Oh, look at that. - Yeah.

My husband made me breakfast in bed.

- Yeah, girl. - You!

Boy, give it to me, give it to me.

I'm gonna give it to you.

I like to do stuff like this for my wife, baby.

You know, that's why I got married

because, see, you are my wife.

- That's right. - You are my best friend.

- Mm-hmm. - And I love you, man.

I love you, man.

Shut up. You know, Martin, it's so nice to hear

a man talk about the positive sides of marriage.

You always hear men say they feel trapped or something.

Not, Martin, my boy..

No girl should.

This is all to the good. You know what I'm sayin'?

I flaunt my ring to the fullest.

That's right, baby. I flaunt mine, too.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

This is the most important thing in the world to me.

- Next to you. - What?

Martin, you know what?

I will love you even if you're old..

- Yeah. - Or bald-headed.

- Oh. - And fat and..

- Now, you won, you won. - What? What?

You're ankle's gonna be like real thick.

What? No, they're not.

- They look real meaty like a-- - They are not, Martin.

- I-m-I'm just saying. - How you gonna say that?

Because my mother said if you wanna know how your woman

gonna look, take a look at their mama.

So what are you saying about my mother?

I don't know, but somebody needs to kick

a couple of Twinkies up out the hand--

Oh, no!

Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup?

Forty eight, um, forty nine..

Fifty. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, check out the guns, check out the guns, man. Ah!

Yeah, I-I see 'em, but I don't think they're loaded.

Well, maybe we should use your bullet head

for ammunition, Tommy.

Alright, alright, alright. Alright, y'all.

Alright, now check it out, uh, we gotta work

the, uh, upper body next. Like, the chest.

Now, come on, stay focused, y'all. Stop joking. Come on.

Man, why don't you stop rushing us?

Just 'cause you got a few thick layers

to work through, Cole, alright?

Now, come on, it's not like that.

I just gotta get home before moms do.

'Cause I forgot make my bed and moms don't play that.

What be a damn shame, man.

A grown man still gettin' whuppings, man.

Whuppings? Please, man.

Mama's got a nine and good aim, alright?

- You've got my next set. - Alright, cool.

Alright, hold on. Don't rush me. Let me my concentration.

- Hey, this thing is heavy. - Okay. Ah!

Okay. Alright.

- Alright, here we go. - Come on.

On the count of three? Get up!

Get up.

Getting it up. Whoo!

- Oh! Oh! - Oh!

You damn fools!

Oh, oh, man!

- Sorry, man. - Sorry, man.

So we got this..

Is that how y'all gonna do, man?

You gonna help me out or y'all gonna watch the honeys all day?

Hey, come on, man, look.

Ain't nobody tell you to go and get married.

Alright, look, man. I'm glad I got married.

That's the best thing ever happened to me, man.

You know, I got a woman at home that always got my back.

Yeah, I do too. But I can still look.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all might got somebody

that got y'all's back, but baby got..

About your song, see didn't even notice, did she?

- She was cockeyed. - 'What?'

I think it was the left eye looking every which-a-way, man.

Relationship wouldn't work, it wouldn't work out.

Oh, I guess she whack too, huh?

She alright.

- She got a nassatal. - She got what?

- Wait, what-what's "Nassatal?" - What?

No ass at all.

Oh, wee, y'all are cute.

- Hmm. - Hey.

Oh, but, uh, too bad you're married.

All the good ones usually are. Hmm.

Girl, uh, sister.. We-we ain't married.

Young, lady.

Damn, man, see what you did?

You and that damn wedding ring, yo.

Hey, man, please don't blame me, man

'cause y'all can't get no woman.

Alright? It's not the ring.

'Cause I ain't never had a problem catching.

- Uh-huh? - Right, okay.

Well, I'm still going over here to the treadmill

to get my peak on.

I'm going with you, dawg.

- How you doin'? - Hey.

- My name is Dee. - Hey, Dee, I'm Martin.

Oh, nice to meet you. Alright, alright.

Oh. I'm sorry. You're married?

I usually can spot a ring from a mile away.

It was nice to meet you, anyway.

Well, now, we can still be friends.

Oh, damn.

- I did it. - Alright, shh. Just..

- Why do we always-- - It's cool, it's cool.

- I don't feel like-- - What's up?

What's up, Sheneneh, girl?

Not you.

I'd be cracking myself so up.

I'd be cracking myself up.

- So, what's the bet? - What?

Over her, I'm talkin' to 'cause she fell for that.

What other.. What is your, what is your name?

You can't speak?

Oh, what are you trying to do

hide them yellow teeth of yours?

Whatever, Sheneneh. Gina, you know what? We better roll.

- Yes. Come on. - We better roll.

- Hold up. Hold up, okay? - What?

Why don't you skip to this side or move out of my way

so I can get there?

Yeah, why don't you slide

and let me get here, okay?

And get off of my back.

I said, get off of my back.

Now, let me tell you something.

You take that bass outta your voice

when you are talking to me, okay?

I know you and I realize

you have not had your operation yet

but you act like a lady when you're talking to me.

Unh! I'm talkin' about you disrespecting me, you unh!

Unh-unh!

- I said unh-unh! Gr! - Oh, great! You know what?

I am really tired of you. Okay?

Sheneneh, you've given me problems after pro..

- Oh, my God. - What? What happened?

Shoo!

Her breath!

It is turn off. Oh, my God.

You need an enema.

Have you been eatin' garbage?

Sheneneh, you-you're a trip, you're a trip.

You know what? We're not even gonna let you stress us out.

Okay? We're going to lunch. Goodbye.

Oh, well, you don't let me stress you out

because you already look stressed out, Gina.

- Yeah, yeah, I am. - Alright, Gina?

- I'm there. - You look stressed out.

While your man

is at the gym working himself out

trying to keep tight

your hips are spreadin' like Romans.

Gina, don't-don't, don't fall.

- You're spreadin', Gina. - You're hips are not..

You're hips are not spreadin', girl. It's fine.

She's just jealous, because she don't have

a ring on her finger.

Say what? I didn't hear what you said

with the hand over your mouth. What did she--

She said you don't have a ring

on your finger, and you--

Oh, excuse me, excuse me.

- Right, will you move? - Okay. Okay, Sheneneh..

Because you don't have a ring on your finger either.

So I suggest you watch your mouth

and stop trying to act like you better than everybody else

before I put a ring around your damn eye.

Do something about this.

I'm trying to keep it together.

- Keep it together. - 'You know what?'

- Sheneneh.. - Don't slam your door.

Sheneneh!

Yeah, yeah, see, see.

I hear you, I hear it in your voice. Thank you, alright.

See, I've been doing this since I was a young'un.

You know, so bitchin' that ain't nothing.

Let me introduce y'all to my boys, Tommy, Cole!

- Hey, at your service. - Learn this from me.

Forget about them. What is up with you?

What are you doing after you leave here?

Oh, I'm going home to my wife.

Oh, you're married.

Yeah, you're damn skippy on that.

And y'all should be ashamed of yourselves

trying to push up on me.

Now, be gone, homewreckers. Bla-boom!

Ladies, only-only one of us is..

Martin, Martin, Martin, come on, man.

- What'd you do that for? - What do I care, Tommy?

My queen is at home chillin', man.

Okay, but I gotta give it to y'all.

Y'all are right, the ring do scare women off.

- Told you. - Yeah.

Okay, I took mine off to see if I still had it and I do.

I get more women on accident than y'all do on purpose.

Man, get outta here.

- Yeah. - You talkin' about..

- Wait a minute. - Hey.

Hey, what's up, what's up, bro?

- Cole, did I give you my ring? - No.

Alright, cool. I'm-I'm just trippin', right?

Did I give it to you, Big Tom?

No, you're trippin', 'cause you ain't give nothin' to me.

Oh!

Everybody, be cool! Gotta backtrack.

Let me think, okay, now, when I came in the gym

I was over here, right? Watch out. Move.

Was I here? Then I came here. What, move your ass.

Then was I here?

Oh! My ring is gone.

The ring, when you get married..

Gina, you home?

Okay, Gina ain't home. Come on in.

- Oh, man. - Look, look, Martin, I..

I, really, I hate to be the voice of reason, bro

but I think you should be honest

and just tell her, tell the truth.

Man, are you crazy, I can't tell Gina

that-that I lost the ring, Tommy.

Women ain't trying to hear that.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

I got this friend, alright? He can duplicate any ring.

All you gotta do is describe it to him.

You know, for a brother who ain't got no job

you sure have got a lot of connections

to the underworld, Tommy.

Will you just listen, man.

Okay, I think-I think I have an idea.

Now, hand me your, hand me your wedding album.

- Yeah. - In here.

A picture in here where you and Gina showing off your rings?

About time your bald head reasoning paid off.

Ah-ha! There it is! Look at that.

Right there, that's me. Damn, I look good.

You think, you think I could an 8/10 on this one, man?

No, man. But I got your an answer, 2/4.

Now find the picture of the ring.

Alright, alright, alright.

Oh, that's Gina. Act like you're chillin'.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - What's happening?

Isn't that sweet? You guys are looking at our wedding pictures.

Hey, that's right, baby.

And that was some special day, you know that, girl?

It's all that brother ever talk about.

Look, baby, I'm about to take the wedding album down

to the barber shop to show, Jim and all.

No, no, no, Martin. Why can't they come here to see it?

Well, look, look, I-I-I've gotta go now.

Check it about, I'll-I'll give you a ring.

I'll call!

I'll call, I'll give you a call!

Alright, alright, see-see you later, Gina.

Okay, later.

- Bye, Tommy. - Bye!

So, baby, what you been up to today?

Uh, nothing, Gina, why?

No reason. I just missed you.

Martin, what are you doing feelin' all up

underneath the couch?

I'm checking for loose change, baby.

You can never have enough change.

Alright. Martin, help me with the groceries then, please.

- Sure will help you. - Okay.

Whoo! You don't understand what I..

What's with the oven mitt? What are you-what are you doing?

- What are you doing? - You ain't cold?

No! Why, gimme this.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting so silly?

- Uh, Gina? - Yeah.

- Let me ask you a question. - What?

What ever happened to that charm

I gave you back in the day?

Oh, Martin, I never take it off.

You know, I wouldn't be mad if you lost it.

Oh, I see where this is going.

Wh-wh-what do you mean, Gina?

What do I mean?

You lost the beeper I gave you, didn't you?

No, baby.

That's in another room in the trash can.

Stop playin'. You know, I'm sorry, Martin.

It's just that gifts are really sentimental to me.

If-if I lost the charm, I'd be hurt

but if I lost something like my wedding ring?

Ugh, I'd die.

So, uh, you lost you ring, huh?

Yeah, man. I think I'mma just tell Gina the truth.

Hmm. Yeah, well. The truth hurts.

See, last time I told my wife the truth

caught a skillet, right upside the head.

Uh, yeah, my uncle lost his wedding ring once.

And when he got home, he lost his finger, too.

Now he's only got three.

Yo, check it out. Hustle Man is in the house.

Hey, what you got for us today, Hustle Man?

Well, I've got what you need, chief. I got food stamps.

I got incense. I got a greyhound bus in the parking lot.

- A greyhound bus? - Don't ask questions, chief.

Uh, yo, uh, Hustle Man, you got wedding rings?

Yeah, you talking about the jewelry department.

That's right over here in the jewelry department.

Hey, Martin, Martin, maybe we should check those out, man.

Man, please. He ain't gonna have no real ring like the one I got.

Mine was custom-made, man.

See, now, there you go.

The Hustle Man is hurt, man.

How you gonna talk about my stuff like it's bootleg?

I thought me and you was down like stocking caps and waves.

Hey, Martin, why, look at this one.

This one kinda look like yours.

Oh, man. Damn!

- That do kinda resemble the.. - Yeah.

Wait a minute, how to know this ain't fake, Hustle Man?

How do you know it ain't fake?

Hold on. Look through that, cuz.

Check the clarity on that, chief.

See, now that's real ice dripping right there.

How much, man?

For you, give me three G's, chief.

Man, three G, please. Hell no. I'll give you two hundred.

Sold.

Martin thinks he has a maid around here to..

I mean, look at him, he drops his gym bag

in the middle of the floor. You know, dirty clothes..

- What's this, Gina? - Gimme that.

This is Martin's wedding ring.

Damn, I knew Martin was smart, but where is the rest of him?

Yo, Martin. Martin.

You know what, Pam?

I bet you he doesn't even know that that thing was in there.

- And look, it's smudged up. - Oh, no, no!

No, no, Gina. No, you have to tell him.

And as soon as he gets home, you better let him have it.

Oh, you know I'm gonna let him have it.

I can't believe he could be so careless.

Oh, shit. Oh!

Pam? Pam.

I dropped Martin's wedding ring down the drain.

Now, now that would be funny, girl. Stop playing.

No, Pam, I'm serious!

I dropped his wedding ring down the drain.

I can't even see it, Pam.

Gina, how could you be so careless?

I don't know. What am I gonna do?

Okay, alright, alright, calm down.

Breathe. All we gotta do is take the sink apart.

Get the ring outta the drain.

Put the sink back together again.

Bam! It's fine.

Good idea, Pam. Oh, I love you, girl.

Martin always said, you were Mr. Fixit.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You-You better shut up.

And just get me a wrench and a clothes hanger, okay?

Martin, look, you did the right thing

by not buying that fake ring.

Yo, Martin, I disagree with you on that one, Tom.

Martin, I think you should've got it, man.

It looked just like yours.

No, man. No.

It said, "I love you, Craig" in the inside.

- Gina wouldn't fall for that. - Yeah, yeah.

You're right. She did go to college.

Look, man, me and Gina took our vows with this ring

and, hey, I'm gonna tell her the truth.

- I'm not gonna lie to her. - 'Good.'

As simple as that. I'm telling her about the rizzing.

- It's the right thing to do. - Hey.

Hey! Hey, what's-what's happening, baby?

- Gina? - 'Yeah.'

What are you doing?

Checking for loose change.

You-you know, you could never

you could never have enough change.

Wh-what's up, y'all?

And what the hell is Pam doing back there?

What, did you give her another flea bath?

Actually, I was lowering the sink

so you can reach it.

I-I ain't, I ain't with you right now.

Let me talk to you. Can I talk to you?

Martin, look, I have something important I have to say to you.

Well, Gina, can't nothing be more important

than what I got to tell you, now.

No, baby, this is very, very important. I don't know--

Oh, man, would y'all just get on with it

so I can go?

- Shut it up! - You shut it!

Baby..

...um, it's about your ring.

About my ring? Did she call a psychic hotline?

Baby, okay, look, I found your ring in the gym bag, right?

- And-- - My ring?

Yeah, I found it in the gym bag, I was cleaning it, right?

And it accidentally fell down the drain.

Tommy, Cole.

Yeah, yeah, y'all good to go now.

Be gone. Be free.

I won't be needing you at all. I'mma get on about my ring.

Pam, you can leave, too. Your master's leaving.

I don't like you, you evil, little troll.

Get out of my way.

Damn!

I'm so sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

Look, Gina, we all get a little careless sometimes.

Everybody except me.

But look, I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

That ring, Gina was the symbol of our vows and our love.

I know, Martin. I'm sorry, okay?

I'm really sorry. I'll call the plumber.

I'll get it out of the drain. I promise, Martin.

I just, I was shining it up

so it will look good on your finger.

Well..

- Martin? - Yeah.

Yeah, Gina, what?

What was your ring doing off your finger

in the first place?

Damn, that's a good question.

That's a good question, Gina

and I damn sure wish I had the answer.

You know, Martin..

You know, Martin..

The only time a married man takes off his ring

is to see if he's still got it.

Alright! Alright!

I took it off 'cause I wanted to see if I still have it.

It's not funny. It's not funny.

Baby, but that's what I'm trying to tell you, I still got it.

I still have you.

And you're here with me and I love you.

- Mm-hmm. - And my ring..

I'm just glad you, you found it.

Suck up some more, I want more.

- You want more? - Yes.

Well, come on in the bedroom.

I'll give you more that what you want.

You better be glad I love you, boy.

You better be glad you found that ring.

Damn!

I..

I know, I know, Martin

I've been dealing with it all day.

You've been dealing with her breath all day?