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No, no, no, I don't want
the same old show on a new set.
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Look, I want a classy show.
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Book the Rappin' Chihuahuas.
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Get them down here, okay?
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Book them for me, alright?
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Shoot!
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'I heard you was
runnin' things.'
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'I see you're still
running your mouth.'
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Man, say what?
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Oh man!
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Biggie Smalls in the house.
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What's happening, baby-baby?
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What's up, dawg?
Long time. What's up?
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- Man, what's goin' on?
- Oh, man. You're the man.
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You're the man. If I had your
hands, I'd cut mines off.
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Then you wouldn't be able to
count all that money.
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That loot you makin', man.
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And if you don't know,
now you know.
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That's right, that's right.
Grab a seat, man.
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- Let's talk.
- What's up?
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So, wha-what brings you
to town, man?
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I'm looking for
a background singer
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to go on the road with me.
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That ain't gonna be
no problem, man.
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Mo-town!
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The only problem is,
tryin' to find
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a whole tongue when
nobody don't know me.
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You know, I be havin'
that same problem, man
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when I go places, man.
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People be,
knowin' me like, come on.
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Last joint I was in,
honey snuck up in my spot
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with a demo tape
while I was on the toilet.
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Oh, isn't that why you
hit it like that?
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Oh, man.
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You know, come on, let him
move that, let him move that!
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You know, look man, I tell you.
You shouldn't have
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no more problems, so,
why don't you come and stay
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with me and my wife, Gina.
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- Your wife?
- Yeah.
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You got married and didn't
invite me to the weddin'?
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Oh, well, shoot!
That's a long story.
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But, since you makin' loot
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you could still give us a gift,
alright? Come on.
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Yeah, I'll see if
I can find some woman--
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I ain't tryin' to impose
on y'all like that. It's cool.
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Man, you ain't gonna
be imposing.
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You're like family, man.
It's cool.
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You sure Gina
ain't gonna be trippin'?
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Look, Gina don't trip.
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I tell her, Gina,
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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You know,
"Hush all that, hush all that."
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'Cause I'm Big Papa in my house!
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Thank you man.
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'Ah, ha ha.'
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Yo, I know you said
Gina ain't gonna be trippin'.
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At least let me
take you out on a dinner
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or somethin', it's cool.
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Oh, no, man,
I won't hear of it.
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Look, Biggie, what you need
is a home cooked meal, man.
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Okay, look I got this.
Let, let me just go in
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and make sure my wife is decent.
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Make sure she got on her
drawers, you know.
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And everything's cool,
everything is cool.
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Boo-boo, are you home?
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Hey. Hey, baby. I was just in
the back taking a nap.
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Well, girl,
wipe that crust out your mouth
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and gimme the luscious,
gimme the luscious.
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- Hey.
- Wow, hey.
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- What's for dinner?
- Oh, baby, I had a long day.
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I was hoping we could
go out to eat.
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Gina, restaurant food,
girl, that stuff will kill you.
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No, no, baby, I was hopin'
maybe you could
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cook up a lil' somethin'
for me and a partner
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who gonna be staying here
with us for about a week.
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Wait, what? Whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute, Martin.
Rewind that.
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- What?
- Wh-what are you talkin' about?
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Somebody's gonna stay here
with us for a week?
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- So you cool with that?
- What?
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Baby, I never thought
you would be so cool with that.
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- Martin!
- Yeah, what?
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- Martin?
- What?
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You just can't invite
any old body up in here.
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You just can't
invite anybody in..
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Hey!
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Why, you didn't tell me
you knew Biggie Smalls!
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Come on in here, man. You know
what? I was just about to cook.
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Gina, what happened
to goin' out to eat?
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Oh, man. Restaurant food
will kill you, man!
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Y'all want some Spaghetti O's,
put some shrimp in?
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I could hook it up!
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That's my baby, man,
that's my baby.
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Well, ain't nothin' like
a home cooked meal, man.
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Them shrimps was bangin'.
Thanks for all that.
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That's right and you ate all
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the shrimps
that we had, Biggie.
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- Baby!
- What?
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Don't be rude
to our guest, give me that.
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It's cool, Gina.
Me and Dumbo over here
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we've been doing this
since we were kids.
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Oh, he flowed on my ears.
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It's okay, baby.
Where'd y'all meet, anyway?
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Well, you know, babe, I used to
be on a wrestling team, yeah.
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- Yeah
- What?
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Ah-ha, a lot of people don't
know that. Just slam.
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Bam. Yeah, you know being
on the wrestling team.
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But one day,
I looked Across the mat.
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Saw Biggie.
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So, basketball's
been my sport ever since.
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Yeah, if that's not good, we can
take it to the court right now.
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I think I could
take you on with
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the street clothes on, baby.
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Man, you ain't sayin'
nothin about the thing.
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- Let's make it happen.
- Let me get the ball.
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Gina, that's a nice
little voice you've got there.
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What's that, a little
Anita Baker right there?
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What? You're just sayin' that
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'cause you
like my cookin'. Boy, stop.
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No, you should do somethin' with
your singing, you could blow.
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- What?
- No doubt.
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- Hold that thought. Baby?
- 'Yeah.'
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Honey, did you hear
what Biggie said about my voice?
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He said that I sound like
the next Anita Baker.
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And you do.
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Especially last night
when you hit that high note.
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Yeah, you don't remember
that high note?
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Especially, when I was giving
you the best that I got?
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Nasty!
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- Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey!
- Hey, what's up?
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- Oh, snap!
- Yeah, yeah. Hey..
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- Oh, my goodness!
- Biggie.
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This is my best
friend here, Tommy.
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And this is
man's best friend, Pam.
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Whatever, Air Jordan. Step to
the rear, step to the rear.
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How you doin'?
Nice to meet you.
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Wait, what should I call you?
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I love it when
they call me "Big Papa."
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- Oh.
- You know, you know what?
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I love your work, brother.
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I mean, I love that you just,
you just changed
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that whole rap thing, man.
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Can't touch this!
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- No!
- What?
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- No, man!
- What?
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No, that's Biggie Smalls, man.
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- That's Hammer.
- Oh.
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We had Hammer on
the show last year.
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My bad, bro.
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Uh, excuse me, Biggie.
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Uh, anyway, we was about to go
out, play some basketball.
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You wanna go roll,
you wanna hoop, what?
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Hey, I'm down, dawg,
I might get the car.
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- Alright.
- Let's roll, man.
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- Alright, man
- Hey.
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Baby, we're gonna go out
shoot couple of hoops.
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You know,
shoot around, whatever.
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Uh, Pam? You wanna roll with us?
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We can use a mascot.
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- Baby, love you.
- You know what, brother.
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I really, really enjoyed
you in that film..
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Krush Groove! Whatever happened
to them other two fat boys?
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No!
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The one that three
of 'em were fat.
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That was the...no!
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That's Biggie Smalls!
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Yo, what was Biggie Smalls
just doin' in your livin' room?
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Chillin', girl.
He's in town lookin'
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for a new background singer.
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Word? Well, how can I be down
in one of 'em auditions?
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Don't even go there, Pam.
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Martin already told me
not to bother him.
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Since when did I start
listening to Martin, Gina?
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He's only lookin'
for professionals.
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Although, he did say that
I had a great singin' voice.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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Oh, that's because
he never heard me sing.
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Well, he did say
that I was the next Anita Baker!
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Well, maybe Anita Faker.
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I didn't quite hear that.
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- What was that?
- No, I'm, I was just sayin'.
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You know, you got
a cute little voice for
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nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh
around the house.
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But we both know who's the real
undiscovered diva here.
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Well, if you call Nipsey's
tootsie roll champ a diva
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then go ahead
with your bad self!
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- You know, that's not fair.
- Whatever!
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That was a great triumph for me!
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Whatever, Pam. You know..
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Okay, okay.
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What're we doin' here?
We're best friends.
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Why are we arguing like this?
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Yeah, we are, I mean,
that's right.
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We are two mature adults
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and we should not be
actin' like kids.
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Right. Come on.
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Mm.
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Anyway..
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...Pam, you know,
don't tell anybody.
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I mean, anybody that
Biggie's stayin' up here.
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Oh, please, child.
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
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I'm serious.
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Now, you know, there'll
be all kinds of people
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tryin' to get up in our house!
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Gina, how long have
we known each other?
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You can trust me.
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And besides,
who am I gonna tell?
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Girl, you gotta promise
not to say nothin'!
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But I'm about to go on tour
with Biggie Smalls!
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- Ah! The Notorious B-I-G?
- Mm-hmm, yeah!
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Ooh, he's stayin' at
Martin and Gina's house?
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- He sure is, girl.
- Wait, where the auditions at?
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Biggie Smalls? Man,
why don't you stop frontin'?
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Say what?
Biggie's at Martin's?
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Well, alright.
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...Biggie Smalls
in his house?
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And he's lookin' for
a white rapper?
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Oh, I gets to call
all my homies!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yo, there got to be
like 3000 people out there, man.
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Yeah, they finally
figured out where I live.
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Oh, man.
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Now, now I know what Michael
Jackson goes through, man.
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Yeah, I wonder how
the word got out, man.
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Everybody and their mother
out there trying to audition.
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How's everybody doin' in there?
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Okay. Alright, Gina,
that dress is fly.
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Oh, this ol' thing? Stop.
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Old thing, my ass, Gina.
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I'm still payin' on this dress.
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And where are you goin'
with it on?
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Nowhere, Martin. This is just
my, um, dustin' dress.
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Well, if-if ya'll need me,
I'll be right over here.
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Dustin'.
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So, Biggie, h-how are
your auditions comin'?
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Why you wanna know, Gina?
You are not auditionin'.
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No, I'm not.
I did not say that. No.
238
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,320
Um, I was just
makin' conversation.
239
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,488
I'll be right over here dustin'.
240
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,358
Everybody wants to be a star.
241
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,526
Yo, there's a lot more to it
than just singin' though.
242
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,862
You gotta have the moves,
the stamina--
243
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,631
Ain't that the truth!
244
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:33,966
You know what?
245
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,035
I just hate it when people..
246
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,773
...stand there all stiff.
You gotta be able to work it.
247
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,376
- Gina, Gina!
- What?
248
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,544
What the hell is all of this?
249
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,879
What is all of this?
250
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,481
- Nothing, baby.
- Have you been drinkin'?
251
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,716
- No!
- Let me see you in the back.
252
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,951
- Alright. I'm comin'.
- You, all of this.
253
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,053
Biggie, excuse us.
254
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,555
We're gonna slow it down
just a taste right now.
255
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,858
But don't you worry,
we'll be right back. Alright.
256
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:08,134
What's up, baby, baby?
257
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,469
What's up, man. I'm Coley Cole,
one of Martin's partners, yeah.
258
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,837
Oh, man, alright. It's cool.
259
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,239
I thought you was somebody
runnin' up here
260
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,573
for another audition, man.
261
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,075
Auditions?
262
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,544
No, man. Come on.
263
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,080
But..
264
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,083
...since you did bring it up
265
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,484
I do have a little act.
266
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:30,322
And it goes...a little of
somethin' like this. Hit it!
267
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,762
Oh, yeah. Hahaha.
268
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,998
I'm gonna take you back, baby.
Watch it, watch it now.
269
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,035
Ha ha!
270
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,390
And I'm Marty Martin
and I like to say
271
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,092
get your ass up outta here.
272
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,393
Cole, man!
273
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,794
Man, we're supposed
to be partners here.
274
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,930
Partner, what you doin'
on the audition?
275
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,303
Oh, man!
276
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,306
Biggie, everybody's buggin'
'cause you're here, man.
277
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,475
Yo, I don't think I'm gonna
be able to find a place
278
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,976
to hold these auditions, man.
279
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,644
Man, please, this is Detroit.
280
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,215
- Home of the Motown sound.
- That was like 30 years ago.
281
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,485
Oh. Oh, oh, okay.
You got me. Right.
282
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,086
Well, anyway, man, uh, you..
283
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,055
I'm sure you'll find
who you're lookin' for.
284
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,057
Why don't you have
the auditions on my show?
285
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,458
Thought you had a talk show.
286
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,761
Yeah, yeah, but what I'm
sayin' is, I turn
287
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,630
my talk show into
like a club kinda thing.
288
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,832
We hold all
the baddest auditions there.
289
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,236
You get your singer, boom!
My show will be slammed!
290
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,504
- I'm with it.
- You in?
291
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,005
Now, how are
we gettin' up out of here
292
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,107
with all the people outside?
293
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,912
Bam, bam, there it is.
294
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:03,115
We just saddle up Pam
and just gallop right through..
295
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,285
Gallop right through the crowd.
296
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,128
- Right through there.
- Whatever!
297
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,997
Arsenio Small.
298
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,367
- Get out my way!
- Yeah, I'm--
299
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,536
- Get out of my way!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
300
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,649
- What's up, Biggie?
- What's up.
301
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,318
You know, I just
came over to say hello
302
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,053
to my girlfriend, Gina.
303
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,988
How about I call her?
304
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,576
What's up, girl?
305
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,712
I heard you the first time,
Phony Braxton.
306
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,914
What?
307
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,250
Hold up, ya'll.
Cut it now. Stop with the--
308
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,751
Yo, you all do
your business out here.
309
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,420
I'm going to handle my business
in the bathroom.
310
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,089
Alright, well there's a couple
of magazines in there..
311
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,759
- I know what you're doin'.
- Excuse me!
312
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,896
- My man is talking! Shut up!
- I know what you're doin'.
313
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,097
I know what ya'll are doin'
314
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,432
and it ain't goin' down
like that.
315
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,567
Baby, she called me Anita Faker.
316
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,536
Well, you called me
Phony Braxton!
317
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,871
Well, you can get one more girl
318
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,406
and you'll be
phony, phony, phony.
319
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,043
- But, Martin--
- No, Gina. No, Gina.
320
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,045
Ain't no ands,
ifs or buts about it.
321
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,747
Now, we're gonna have
the auditions on my show
322
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,216
and you and Pam
will not be there.
323
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,751
Am I straight on that?
324
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,386
I'd say, am I straight on that?
325
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,554
Yeah!
326
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,189
- Whatever! Whatever!
- Yep.
327
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,525
It's open!
328
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,965
Would you go ask the man
if I got the part?
329
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,302
You're gonna a have part
of my foot in your ass!
330
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,319
Hey, get your..
331
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,823
What the hell is "She'll be
comin' around the mountain
332
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,225
when she come, man?"
333
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,793
We were lookin'
for backup singers
334
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,262
for the Biggie Smalls thing.
335
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,730
Give him another round
of applause
336
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,832
with the apples.
337
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,269
'Okay, well, he'll be coming
down the mountain when we come.'
338
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,804
Well, anyway, we wanna keep
this show goin'.
339
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,339
We want you to keep
that energy goin'.
340
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,574
Coming to the stage,
I don't know this young lady
341
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,010
and so I doubt it
if you know her yourself.
342
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,412
Give it up,
for a young lady.
343
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,013
They said she's a bad vocalist.
344
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,916
Give it up for Jontina..
345
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,184
...Turner!
346
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,689
Get out of my way!
347
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,490
You know the song
that I'm about to do
348
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,693
for you reminds me
of a place..
349
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,495
...where I grew up.
350
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,765
Yo, what's up with that, man?
351
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,535
Don't ya'll look at me!
352
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637
Why not?
You left the cage open.
353
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,266
Yo, bro,
what is wrong with Gina, man?
354
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,168
I don't know,
you went and told her
355
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,003
she was Anita Baker, man.
356
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,118
Let's give it up for--
357
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,454
Jontina Turner and--
358
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:42,127
Jontina Turner and the artist
formerly known as my wife.
359
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,131
- You--
- What you--
360
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:53,972
Yeah!
361
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,663
Everyone wants to be a star.
362
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,940
Cole.
363
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,242
Would you ask Gina
to hand me the remote, please?
364
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,979
Martin, come on.
365
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,581
I know we went
overboard on your show.
366
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,683
But, baby,
it's been a whole week.
367
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,921
Cole..
368
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,191
...remind Gina that I don't care
369
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,861
if it's been a whole week.
370
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,363
I still ain't saying
nothing to her
371
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,999
or her little
scoop-ball haired buddy..
372
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,203
...next to her.
373
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,640
Well, uh, I'm not
talking to Gina or Pam.
374
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,277
So, uh, Tommy,
would you please remind Gina
375
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:09,548
that, uh, he don't care if
it's been over a whole week.
376
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,849
And that he ain't..
377
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:11,950
What-what'd you call her?
378
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,552
- Scoop?
- Scoop-ball.
379
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,387
Scoopball.
He ain't speaking to Scoopball.
380
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,890
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Cole, why aren't you speaking
381
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,225
to-to Gina or Scoopball?
382
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,293
Pam!
383
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,329
I'm sorry.
384
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,500
I don't know. Um, I was
just flowing with y'all.
385
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,902
You know, the whole..
386
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,370
- Shut up, shut up!
- ...not speaking thing..
387
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,739
You know, Martin,
this is really stupid.
388
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,045
You get one. You get two.
389
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,984
Okay, I don't wanna hear it.
390
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,921
You clowned me
in front of my boy, Biggie.
391
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,757
And you should know better. You
done been to obedience school.
392
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,427
- ...jab one more time.
- Chill, chill, chill.
393
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,929
Chill, whoever's not
talking to each other
394
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,731
I can't even hear the TV,
alright? Biggie's on.
395
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,733
'Thanks, Donnie.
It was a tough decision'
396
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,669
'but I finally found
a lady I needed.'
397
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,070
'Her voice is the bomb.'
398
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,106
'Introduce yourself
to the world, Baby-baby.'
399
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,908
'Oh, my God!'
400
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,043
- No.
- 'Oh, my God.'
401
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,444
I'm headed to the big town.
402
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,213
Oh! Oh, Biggie-Biggie, thank..
403
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,615
I wanna thank all the people
that's involved.
404
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,418
Biggie-Biggie, baby-baby. Oh.
405
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,752
You was trying to step in..
406
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,457
- She's doing my song.
- Um, um.
407
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,063
- She..
- No.
408
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,297
She did it better
than you, though.
409
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,967
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up.
410
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,871
Oh, my goodness.
411
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,408
First thing we need to do is,
everybody get up off their seats
412
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,576
'cause we're about
to flip this for real.
413
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,811
Yeah, check it out.
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