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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,903 - Good morning, Gina. - 'Hey.' 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,805 Put the cap up, it's time to go to work. 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,374 Alright, girl, let me get my stuff. 4 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:08,675 'Okay.' 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,310 - Oh, baby.. Yeah. - Hey, baby. 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,579 Baby, we just got this insurance brochure in the mail. 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,881 And I really think we should get some now that we're married. 8 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,217 Now, what we need is laundry insurance. 9 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:21,254 What the hell happen to my white shirt, Gina? Huh? 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,757 I ain't trying to get caught out there looking like Gumby. 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,592 What happened, baby? 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,696 No, no, Martin, you look more like a Ghetto Smurf. 13 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,332 See, I wasn't even talking to you. 14 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:36,770 Since it's time to eat why don't you hatch a few eggs? 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,937 You know how you do. 16 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,142 I didn't know there were so many different types of insurance. 17 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:20,814 Rest assured. Our policies cover everything. 18 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,083 From loss of limb.. 19 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,051 ...to an untimely demise. 20 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:28,288 Leaving the bereaved, shall we say.. 21 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,323 ...paid. 22 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:35,128 '...you get $50,000.' 23 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,330 Um, I hate to ask this, but.. 24 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,265 ...how much do we get if one of us should-- 25 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,467 Die? 26 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,505 Yeah. You don't have to sound so happy about it. 27 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:49,075 - Whoa, that's a lot of money. - Yes, it is. 28 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:52,679 Unfortunately, we all have to go sometime. 29 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:56,749 But if it's an accident, you get paid double. 30 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,821 That Gina plotting to kill my boy? 31 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,325 You! 32 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:06,693 Get up! 33 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,828 Get your lil' naughty ass.. 34 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,866 Y-you know you're a little up in age yourself 35 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,101 you might wanna take my card. 36 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,871 Ah-choo! Take this.. 37 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,308 Ah! 38 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,178 Mrs. Payne, what is this all about? 39 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,614 Oh, don't play dumb with me, Gina. 40 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,216 You know damn well what this is all about. 41 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,386 You got too much head to be stupid. 42 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,323 Oh. 43 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,726 I get it. Oh, you're mad at me 44 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:43,630 because I don't know how to do Martin's laundry like you do? 45 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:46,566 You know, don't get flip with me, Gina. 46 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,968 I'll knock them damn teeth out your mouth. 47 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:52,005 Have you looking like a Halloween pumpkin. Pow! 48 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,375 Just stall it, Gina! 49 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,745 Look, I am doin' the best I can 50 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,248 to take care of Martin, okay? 51 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,318 What? Let me tell you something. 52 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,922 'Cause that's my boy, and when it comes down to my boy.. 53 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,926 ...you take care of him! 54 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,595 And you remember this! 55 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,564 Every move you make 56 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,833 every breath...you take 57 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,937 I'll be watching you! 58 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:29,375 Didn't even have the damn nerve to invite me to the wedding. 59 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,611 I'm still pissed about that! 60 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,285 Pam, I can't take it no more. 61 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,955 Martin's mother tries to run our lives and he just sits there. 62 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,224 He's not sitting, he's just short. 63 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,260 I'm serious, Pam. 64 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,462 You know, she, she makes him biscuits 65 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,130 she does his laundry. 66 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,233 She changes our sheets! 67 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:54,534 She tucks the corners there so tight 68 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,270 I rolled over and almost broke a toe. 69 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,706 Girl, I would love it if somebody did my laundry. 70 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,774 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind it so much. 71 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:04,277 But she keeps throwing out my cute little underwear.. 72 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,578 ...giving me these. 73 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,882 Wh-wh-what I'm supposed to do with this? 74 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:15,989 She says stuff like, "Bikini underwear are skeezers." 75 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,825 And does Martin take up for me? 76 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,093 He just.. No. No. 77 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,428 You know how brothers are, man. You and me.. 78 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,797 They love mothers like they love cooked food. 79 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,567 Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do, Pam? 80 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,769 Well, you can do like his mother does. 81 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,673 Girl, you know I can't grow no mustache. Ha! 82 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,277 That was a good one, you gotta give it up. 83 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:41,114 That was dope. No, no, G, you gotta take control. 84 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,850 I mean, beat his mother at her own game. 85 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,585 Kill him with kindness, girl. 86 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,919 - You know what I'm saying? - Ooh. 87 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,855 Make him forget his mama biscuits. 88 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,758 Oh, I could do that. I could make him forget it. 89 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,793 Girl, you so stank I'm loving it. 90 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,362 - Hey, hey, alright, alright. - Ah! Hey, baby. 91 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,866 Why y'all in here looking like a couple of stanks? 92 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,338 - Okay, wh-what's going on? - Baby.. Baby, look. 93 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,473 We-we really need to talk, honey. 94 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,510 Well, should we go outside? 95 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:14,881 You know how deputy dog got them highly sensitive ears. 96 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,183 Half our business all in the street. 97 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,687 Move outta my way. As much as I can't stand him. 98 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,889 - Sorry. - Just kill him with kindness. 99 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,824 - Lay it on him. Alright? - Alright, girl, thanks. 100 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,359 - Appreciate it. - Alright. 101 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,527 Baby.. 102 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,862 Martin, baby, we really gotta talk. 103 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,465 Your mother busted in here with the laundry 104 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,300 alright, then she came back with some biscuits, right-- 105 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:38,237 Whoa! Whoa! My mama came back with some biscuits? 106 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,372 Gina, where are my mama biscuits? 107 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,673 Where are my mama biscuits? 108 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,376 - Right there, Martin! - Ooh, boo! 109 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:44,911 You didn't want mama.. You didn't want 110 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,512 none of mama biscuits, baby? 111 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,815 I can't. She said, if I touch one 112 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,551 she'll make my eyes even tighter. 113 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:52,885 Then you gotta leave them alone. 114 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:55,388 Whatever. I'm gonna go change. 115 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,324 Okay, you do that. But how are you gonna turn down.. 116 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:01,160 ...a mama biscuit? Damn! 117 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,730 Oh. 118 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,932 Damn, mama's slipping. 119 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,534 What? 120 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:11,504 A note in the damn.. 121 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,940 ...biscuit. 122 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:20,713 Marty? Psst, psst. I said, Martin. 123 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:25,184 Look, get outta there as fast as you can. 124 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,620 Apple head is tryin' to.. 125 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,423 Turn over now. 126 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,026 Boy, I said turn over now! I mean it. 127 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:37,096 Apple head is tryin' to set you up.. 128 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,265 ...for an insurance money. 129 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,700 Oh. Oh, damn, mama's losing it. 130 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,302 Yeah, but I ain't losing it! I ain't losing. 131 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,939 I overheard her and the insurance man 132 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,275 planning it...this morning. 133 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,779 Now, look, hurry up and-and-and swallow the note. 134 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,549 Swallow it before apple head come out and catch me and.. 135 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,220 'Martin.' 136 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,923 - 'Martin, baby?' - Uh, yeah, baby? 137 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,425 'Baby, we really need to talk about this' 138 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,994 'insurance policy soon.' 139 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,163 Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean let's talk 140 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,165 about this insurance policy, baby. 141 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:16,068 - But, wh-wh-what's the hurry? - 'Oh, none.' 142 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:18,271 'You know I just wanna get some' 143 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:21,841 'in case, you know, something might happen.' 144 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:25,478 'Hey, baby, can you get me a drink of water, please?' 145 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,180 Yeah, sure, I.. 146 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:34,687 That sound like mama. That sound like mama. 147 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,824 Yeah, sure, baby, I'll get you something to drink. 148 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,694 What the hell is going on? 149 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:45,298 Uh, baby, do you want a big glass or a little glass? 150 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:49,268 'You know what, at this point it really doesn't matter.' 151 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,212 Oh. 152 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,054 Oh! 153 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,689 Ah! 154 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,391 Either one of you got insurance, man? 155 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,894 Oh, shoot, I was thinkin' about getting some for the pacer 156 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:19,465 until I realized the payments cost more than the cardinal. 157 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,234 Wait, wait, wait, Cole. 158 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,403 You bricking like that and still paying on that pacer? 159 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,406 That pacer must be, what, 18 years old, man. 160 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:32,411 Yeah, I know, 22 more payments and she all mine, Tommy boy. 161 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,414 I'm talking about life insurance. 162 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,850 Yeah, Gina got some for me, right? 163 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,485 But something about it ain't right. 164 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,254 What do you mean, "Something about it ain't right?" 165 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,223 That's what people do when they planning family. 166 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,393 True. True. 167 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,762 So, you mean Gina's just being responsible. 168 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,264 That's it. 169 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,567 My baby Gina would never ever.. 170 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,736 ...set me up for the loot. 171 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,071 Gina set you up for the loot? 172 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,777 Come on, man, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 173 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,680 Not me. I've heard some stupidest things in my time. 174 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:11,384 Yeah, most of them came right out of your mouth, Cole. 175 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,452 No. Tommy, some things have been happening. 176 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,955 Some strange things have been happening. 177 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,790 What things, Martin? 178 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,959 Okay, well, look, I go, I go to eat 179 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,595 one of my mama biscuits, right? 180 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,798 And there lies a note in the middle of the biscuit 181 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,968 that say, "Watch your back about Gina." 182 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,369 - Word.. - Yeah. 183 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,471 Yo, yo, mom's is always right, man. 184 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,808 They got that, uh, women's intermission. 185 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,476 Yeah. 186 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,546 Martin, your mama.. She.. Was she tensed.. 187 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,082 - My mama tensed or what, Tommy? - What? 188 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,550 My mama tensed or what? 189 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,752 Because don't go talking about my mama, man. 190 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:47,820 - 'I wouldn't.' - Alright? 191 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,921 'Cause I'd kick you so hard 192 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,590 you'd grow a shag. Bam! 193 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,825 Alright, alright, alright, look, j-just tell us 194 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,994 what else happened, man. 195 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,929 Well, what happened was 196 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,397 I'm standing out there right after 197 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,099 the biscuit thing happened. 198 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,969 Okay? She hollers out, "Martin can you give me some water?" 199 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,136 This is Gina I'm talking about. 200 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,905 - 'Okay.' - Right. So I say.. 201 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,773 I say, "Yeah, baby, I get you some water." 202 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,075 - Right? - Right. 203 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,977 At that point, I go to open the cabinet.. 204 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,679 Ka-doom! 205 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:18,250 Three cans, man, damn near fell on my head. 206 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,852 I could've been outta hear, man. 207 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:25,191 But the only thing that saved me was the ears, man. 208 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,494 The ears broke the fall, man. 209 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,664 Martin, brother, I'm sure it's just an accident. That's it. 210 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,367 There were three cans of pork and beans, Tommy. 211 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,636 Three identical cans. 212 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:40,873 Yo, trip this. 213 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,142 Big Shirley tried to kill me once too, man. 214 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,543 - What? - Yup. 215 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,879 Over a pork chop. 216 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,648 I can't even talk about it, man. I just.. 217 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:49,882 Okay, now I'm gonna ask you a question 218 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,385 now you be serious with me now. 219 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,153 And this is about my baby. 220 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,324 You think, uh.. 221 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,693 ...Gina living fine? 222 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,862 Let me put it to you like this, brah. 223 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,230 She probably at home right now. 224 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,565 Back at your crib. Setting you up. 225 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,200 Make it look like an accident, alright? 226 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,235 - Right. - Now, look, remember.. 227 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,302 Gina went to college, man. 228 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:13,039 She know how to get broke off. 229 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,574 Something wrong with you, Cole. 230 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,243 No, I'm serious. Something really wrong with you. 231 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,012 You know that Gina would never do anything to hurt Martin 232 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:22,848 for any amount of money, I don't care how much it is. 233 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,884 Two million dollars?! 234 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,755 I'd kill you for two million dollars! 235 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,225 For two million dollars I'd kill myself. 236 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,997 Why, Gina, why? 237 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,932 Didn't I give you everything? 238 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,668 Everything but two million dollars 239 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,936 see there? 240 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,273 Hey.. 241 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,675 - What? - Do you smell that? 242 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,944 Yeah, I smell that. What the hell is that? 243 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,413 That would be me. Yeah. Um.. 244 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,615 My bad. Moms had made chili for lunch. 245 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,051 You nasty man! My mouth was open. 246 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,287 No, it's more than a chili thing. 247 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,222 - It's more than a chili thing. - What? 248 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,623 Oh, damn, the stove. 249 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,460 She left the gas on. Oh, this ain't no joke, man. 250 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,696 Now you believe in what I'm saying? 251 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,465 Okay, now I could be taken out any minute. 252 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,266 Now this is not no joke, y'all. 253 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,869 - 'Uh-oh. No, no, no.' - Oh.. 254 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:20,906 Oh, damn the clock is ticking on it. 255 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,908 Oh! Oh! 256 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,911 Oh! Oh! Oh! 257 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,279 Hey, wait. 258 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,884 Okay, Martin, Martin.. 259 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,655 Martin, Martin, hold on. Hold on, man! 260 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,592 Martin, it's just an alarm clock! 261 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:43,329 Well, now it's a broke alarm clock, Tommy. 262 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,964 Oh! 263 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,002 Whiplash. 264 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,604 Whiplash. 265 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:56,008 Uh, somebody waxed the hell outta that floor! 266 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,177 Wait a minute. You know what? 267 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:03,482 I just saw Gina earlier with a-a full bucket of mopping glow. 268 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,352 Man, the fall was for me. 269 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,620 Well, he's right. 270 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,822 You know what.. Oh, look. 271 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:13,025 It's t-time for me to go to work. I gotta go. 272 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,964 You ain't got no job, man! 273 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,469 Tonight's the night, Pam. 274 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,937 Oh, yeah, girl. 275 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,640 When I'm done with him, he won't know what hit him. 276 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,508 Trust.. Uh-huh. 277 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:34,146 Pam. A Doberman will always turn on you. 278 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,516 Okay. Girl, I gotta go. Alright. Bye. 279 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,485 - Hey. How you doin'? - 'Hey. Hey, how you doin'?' 280 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,487 - Alright, I'm cool. - Good. 281 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,055 Baby, dinner will be ready soon 282 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,791 so why don't you go over there and have a seat, okay? 283 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,494 Okay, well, why you.. W-why can't you put down the fork? 284 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,396 Why you got to swing the fork like that? 285 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,699 - Oh, alright, whatever. - Well, whatever. 286 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,471 Martin baby, I made all your favorites 287 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,073 and to top it off.. 288 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,575 ...chocolate cake. 289 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,243 It's to die for. 290 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,680 - It's to die for? - 'Oh, yeah.' 291 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,882 Right on. Ha-ha-ha! 292 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,520 Hello, 911. 293 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,856 Yeah, how long y'all stay open? 294 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,360 Martin, who are you calling? 295 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,430 Oh, that was nobody, baby. That was the wrong number. 296 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,168 Well, doesn't matter anyway. 297 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,272 Dinner's ready. 298 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,409 Oh, baby, I made you...a st-- 299 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,879 I-I-I don't want no steak. 300 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,248 - What? - No, I don't want no steak. 301 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,116 I'm a vegetarian. 302 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,351 Martin, stop playing. 303 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,785 Look, let's have a toast, alright. 304 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,054 Hold this. Take it. 305 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,726 - This is to us. - Yeah. 306 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,463 And for us to be together for ever and ever. 307 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,366 - Till death do us part. - Oh, um, ouch, yeah. 308 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,368 - I got an itch. - What? 309 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,471 I got an itch on the back, yeah. 310 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,739 Yeah, right up.. Oh.. 311 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:09,074 Go down a little. Bring it over. 312 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,977 To the under.. Yeah. Right. Go right up under the blade. 313 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,946 - Yes, right up under the blade. - Up here? Up here? 314 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,883 Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's right there, baby. 315 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,120 - Why don't you drink? - Okay. 316 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:25,291 - Drink. Sip on. Sip on.. - You know, what, Martin. 317 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,592 - You.. - Ugh! 318 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,161 You gotta taste this, babe. 319 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,629 Got to taste this! 320 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:31,931 I worked on this all day. 321 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,265 - Uh.. - Have some. 322 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,500 - Uh.. - Open up, baby. 323 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,902 Ah, baby, your hair look.. 324 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,104 - Who did your hair? - Me. I-- 325 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,273 Girl, your look.. Your ha.. 326 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,510 Your hair looking like bomb! 327 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,679 I say your hair looking like the bomb! 328 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,514 - Really! Thank you! - Yeah! 329 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,815 - Who did it? - Me. 330 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,850 The stylist? Turn around let me see. 331 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,420 Girl, give me.. Give me that. 332 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,157 Mm.. 333 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,293 Mm-mm-mm. 334 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,195 That steak was the bomb. 335 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,465 I'm telling you, you put just the right amount 336 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,967 of season on that, girl. 337 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,803 I'm telling you. And see, that's why I knew we can marry. 338 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,338 - I knew that. I knew that. - Martin. 339 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,006 You know what, you seem a little tense. 340 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,040 Let me give you a massage. 341 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,375 No, baby, I'm not tensed at all. 342 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,644 No, will you just relax, baby?! 343 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,680 Sit back. Don't make me come after you now. 344 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,681 Baby, it's been a long weekend. 345 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,016 How does that feel, baby? 346 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,484 What do you mean, "How does that feel?" 347 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,553 - You got your.. - Come on. Would you relax? 348 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,388 Let go. How does that feel? 349 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,990 - It feel like you're.. - Come on.. 350 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:35,627 It feel like you're too damn close to my Adam's Apple, Gina. 351 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,564 - You tryin' to choke me? - What is your problem? 352 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,232 Two million dollars, Gina. 353 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,534 The policy. Yeah, that's my problem. 354 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,236 You know what? I ain't goin' out like that. 355 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,139 If I got to fight you like you a man, I'll fight you, Gina. 356 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,875 Bounce with you. Bounce with it, Gina. 357 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:54,646 Martin, do you think that I'm tryin' to kill you? 358 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,383 Where would you get an idea like that? 359 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,519 - Well, mama-- - Oh, jeez. 360 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,488 Well, no, mama has said she heard 361 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,057 you and the insurance man over talking about 362 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,525 what y'all gonna do to me 363 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,261 and how you'd take a limo, a lake.. 364 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,164 You know, I mean, you could get 75 Gs 365 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,499 and 25 Gs for a ear and-- 366 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,100 Martin! 367 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,169 Martin! 368 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,172 If your mother would have stayed for the whole story 369 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,940 she would have gotten it straight. 370 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,109 You mean, my mama didn't get to the story straight? 371 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,711 No! 372 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,579 Well, what's up with up with the 373 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,748 the insurance policy. What was all that about? 374 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,183 'Cause I know mama wouldn't lie. 375 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,887 Martin, the thing isn't even signed. 376 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,055 Alright? Look. 377 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,289 It's not signed. 378 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,358 I just want to talk to you about it. 379 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,096 Oh, wow. Uh.. 380 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,864 Briat.. 381 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,300 - Sabuau.. - What.. 382 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,802 What is wrong with you now? 383 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,136 Nauseous. 384 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,638 Nauseous once a.. 385 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:01,780 Baby, at the plank.. The stomach's bubblin'. 386 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,484 I'm feeling a little traumatization right now. 387 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,653 Martin, just go into the bathroom 388 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,822 don't get it on my floor! 389 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,825 Where's my Martin? 390 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,727 I said, where's my Martin? 391 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,667 Where is he? Where's the body? 392 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,570 I said, Gina, where's the body or the whole place is going. 393 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,572 The whole place is blowing, Gina. 394 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:29,274 I'm taking you here and I'm taking you there.. 395 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,610 Put it in your mouth. Boom! 396 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,011 You're blowing outta here! 397 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,913 - Where is my Martin? - Hold up! 398 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,182 Martin is in the bathroom, he's fine. 399 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,751 Would you calm down, Mrs. Payne? 400 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,156 Ooh. Oh, boy. 401 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,357 Okay, now. 402 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,993 You're overstepping your boundaries. 403 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,028 Are you strapped?! 404 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,640 You can threaten me, but I'm standing up 405 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,175 for what's mine, okay? 406 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,711 - What's yours? - That's right. 407 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,679 Well, let me tell you something, Martin's my boy-- 408 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,983 Yeah, well, he's my husband! 409 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,886 Okay? I am good to that man. 410 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,189 Well, I overheard you and the insurance man-- 411 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,192 I am not done yet. 412 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,627 That's right. 413 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,229 You heard wrong. 414 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,699 See, I may not wait on Martin like you do 415 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,335 but I love him more than anything else in this world. 416 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,237 And you're just gonna have to realize 417 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,907 that there are two Mrs. Paynes in this world now. 418 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,010 This is my house. I run this. 419 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,315 You got me.. 420 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,657 Girl, I'm playin' with you. 421 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,894 You know I liked the way you stepped up. 422 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,097 - Oh, really? - Been a woman for a change. 423 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,901 You keep that up.. 424 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:08,340 ...mama might learn to respect you. 425 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,613 - Oh. - But, but, wait, wait. 426 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,281 Do you, do you think that maybe one day 427 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,116 you-you might learn to like me? 428 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,751 Hell no! 429 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,229 - Baby. - Yeah? 430 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,397 Was that, was that mama's voice I heard? 431 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,466 Yeah, she was here, now she's back out 432 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,268 terrorizing the streets. 433 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,070 Is she alright? Is she okay? 434 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,972 Martin, you know what? I really think 435 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,640 you should worry less about your mama 436 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,874 and a little bit more about me. 437 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,476 I mean, baby, correct me if I'm wrong. 438 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,812 But I thought I was the number one woman in your life. 439 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,382 You are the number one woman in my life. 440 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,417 And you're my wife. 441 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,886 - And I love you. - I love you. 442 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,792 That's what I love doing here. 443 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,427 - Let's toast it out, baby. - Yeah? 444 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,129 - Yeah. Ooh. - Alright, we get a lil' toast. 445 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,299 - We get a lil' toast. Oh. - Love you. 446 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,567 - Let me get you. - Okay. 447 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,402 - You got the lips, alright. - Yup. 448 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:14,573 Here's to, uh.. Well, first of all marriage. 449 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,975 - But, here's to love.. - Yes. 450 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:20,512 - Honor, respect. - Yeah. Yes. 451 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,514 Most of all.. 452 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,249 ...let it be heard.. 453 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,518 Most of all.. 454 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,786 ...trust! 455 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:28,987 Well.. 456 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,656 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 457 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,660 Mm. 458 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,172 - Baby? - 'Yeah, baby?' 459 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,940 You know what? 460 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,546 Yeah, baby, talk to me. I mean I'm home, don't waste my-- 461 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,815 We need some food! 462 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,864 Damn! 463 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:15,167 Now, we are there. 464 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,235 Myra, can you just give him the story point? 465 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,071 I'm not gonna try to top that. 33771

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