Original subtitles

That's it, keep on movin', people.

Let's just keep on movin'!

Now, remember, all charter flights

leave on time today.

So if you ain't on it, that's too damn bad, yeah, people.

You gots to kick it with old Otis, dancin' folks.

You, come here just a sec. Whoa!

Alright. You don't have to.

Well, did you hear me tellin' you

about the missing charter flight?

- Alright. Alright. - You just hold on!

That's the problem with you young girls today.

Don't want to listen to the old man when he say wait

'cause the charter flight leave on time.

Okay, I'm ready, alright. Just search me.

Well, I am gonna search you if you give me a chance.

You might wanna slow down back there, red bomb!

- Gina, would you shut up? - What? I didn't say anything.

Well, just the way your attitude--

Alright, I'm sorry!

- You're not the next in line. - I'm next!

Turn around here and pay attention

to the person who is searchin' you, girl.

Okay.

Turn around there, girl.

Damn, there, girl!

You done blew up my damn supersonic thing.

You-you-you-you, you hidin' somethin'

back there in your cargo area, ain't you there, girl?

Looks like you're smugglin' two beach balls

in your cargo area there, girl.

That get you two to five, girl!

Two to five, you're goin' down.

- Excuse me! Excuse me. - What is it?

- What is it? - Sir!

- What is it? - Look.

What is the hell you got to tell?

What's you got to tell old Otis?

My fiance is already on the plane.

He's holding our seats, okay?

We-we-we wai.. We're late!

I don't care nothin' about

no marriage nor a fiance.

That is fornication!

But we're on our way to get married.

What?

We're on our way to get married.

Oh, that's a blessed event.

- Thank you. - I don't give a damn, girl!

- Now, that is fornication! - Forna.. What?

And you goin' down today.

That's goin' to get you two to five..

I'll handle it, I'll handle it.

Excuse me, sir, what's the hold-up?

Wh-what do you mean, what the hold-up, brother?

You don't just step up like Cole Porter.

People be scared of you, bwah.

Just 'cause you got a head like a bullet

don't make yous a big shot there, boy.

You want some of me, bwah?

- You want some of me, bwah? - Don't touch me, sir, okay?

I just want to tell you that we're in a hurry, okay?

We don't have, we don't have any-any-any weapons on us.

- Just let us go, okay? - Damn bein' in a hurry.

Old Otis will break your damn block.

Call me a Jackie Chan.

I said, get.. What..

Hold on, ma'am, wait. Hold on.

You wait right here, ma'am, don't-don't you move.

I don't want you movin'. I don't want nobody movin'.

Soon as I get out these folks done pull me

right back in there, bwah!

Okay, get-get-get air force

navy, everybody on down here!

We got, we got problem.

We got problem!

Get that air force down here, boy.

Get air force down here.

We got a problem.

Flights are canceled!

- 'Can I see?' - 'Oh!'

Ain't that beautiful? That's what you wanted, right?

- This is beautiful! - You like it?

Just what you wanted, baby.

'Yeah! Ha-ha!'

Go ahead.

Oh, I didn't mean to leave you hangin', partner.

Bam. Alright.

- Tip. - Tip?

Tip your ass on up out of here.

I'll give you a tip.

As much as this hotel room costs

the tip should be in your salary, man!

You see, you-you wrong. Now, you know--

I am wrong? Man, you know..

- Baby, did you like that? - Martin..

- Is this what you want, baby? - This is so nice!

Baby, we should have just skipped all that drama

and gotten married right here in the first place.

Yes, we should've. But, hey, this is it.

Oh, look at this cute little refrigerator.

It's so small!

I think you can reach the top shelf on this one.

I probably can.

Now, why don't you see if there's some Chuck Wagon

in there for you, alright?

Now, back off of me.

- Okay? - Baby, who's that?

Nobody knows we're here.

Wait a minute.

Hello?

Who this?

'It's me!'

'I'm callin' from the bathroom, dawg!'

Man! Come on.

You know, this is what I'm talkin' about, man!

See, this hotel reminds me of the one in Paris.

You know, first class all the way.

Oh, let me see. Look, we got free lotion and free shampoo.

Shampoo?

Why don't you just send your wig out

to the cleaners, Pam?

Don't get it all caught up with the shampoo-type stuff.

- I don't think.. - Martin.

That's what you want. Ha-ha!

- Baby, you know what? - Yeah?

This is how I always pictured my wedding.

- Simple, peaceful and relaxed. - You like that?

Yo! Yo! Check it out, look, look, check this out.

Stop that, stop that, look, they got a spa here.

You know, I'mma get me a massage.

A massage is a good idea.

It'll get you all loosened up

for that bullfight tonight.

- I'm sayin' the bull.. - Come on, come on, come on.

- Let's go see the view! - Fine. Let's see the view.

I'm with my babe, my wife-to-be. It ain't even a hard one.

I'm with my wife.. Oh!

- This is spunky. Ooh! - Ooh!

Hey, look at that! Look at that!

Oh, it's so beautiful. What a beautiful beach.

Look down there, you guys. Look at all those men snorkeling.

Hey, wait a minute, men don't snorkel on their backs, Gina.

Wait, I mean, no damn snorkelers.

It's a nude beach, baby!

Put your drawers on!

Put your drawers on!

Yeah, yeah, well, look.

Reverend Watson, look

I-I know it's gonna be beautiful.

And-and-and I want to thank you, you know

for hookin' me and my baby up.

I-I mean, that's-that's-that's very nice of you.

And, look, we'll see you out there in a couple hours.

We'll be ready. Oh, yeah, appreciate it.

- Thank you, reverend. - Hey.

- Ahh! What's happenin'? - Is everything all set?

Everything's all set, boo. Now check this out.

They're goin' to send a limo to pick us up, right?

Uh-huh.

But, uh, the reverend

is gonna get his nephew to sing for us

at-at-at the wedding.

- His nephew? - Yeah.

Can he sing, baby?

Oh, no, they say the boy bad.

Oh, they say the boy get down.

They say the vocals.. Whoo.

They say he there, they say he there.

You know, don't worry about it. It's goin' to be cool.

Ev-you're gonna get everything you wanted.

Martin, I really wish our families could have been here.

Yeah, yeah, well, you know, mama goin' to drop-kick me

in the chest when she catch me!

Aaah!

That's the ass-whippin' I'll gladly take

for you though, baby.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- Mm. Mm. - Muah.

- You know what, Martin? - What's that?

We're really goin' to do this.

Are you nervous?

Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I am a little nervous

about the wedding.

But I ain't got no doubt about spendin'

the rest of my life with you, this I know.

You know what, from the exact moment I met you

I knew you were the one for me, Martin.

Well, maybe not the exact moment.

- It did take a couple of days. - Ah-ha.

As a matter of fact, you were on my nerves

for the first couple of days, you were.

Well, you know, it took me a minute to get used to your dome.

Oh-ho, the hell. Don't!

- Baby. - Honey!

It just took a little while for me

to get around it, but, hey..

- I kind of grew into it. - Yes, you did.

And I love it. It's beautiful.

You know what I mean, huh?

- I love you. - I love you.

- I love you so much. - I love.. Mm, girl?

Mm.

Mm, mm, mm.

Hey!

No honeymoon right now. No!

Damn!

You just hold your horses.

Yeah.

Damn!

Come on, Martin!

You don't want to be late for your own wedding.

Ah-ha-ha-ha.

- Just-just look at us, man. - Yeah, yeah.

We are two good-lookin' brothers! Ha-ha-ha!

Yeah, yeah. I do look good, don't I? Ah-ha-hah!

Check this out, dawg.

You better walk, walk that walk.

You better walk.

- Ha-ha-ha! - Woo!

- Yeah. - You know what?

I haven't seen you dressed like this..

...since you were on your way to the prom.

But the only difference is I'm gettin' busy

right after this, bro.

That's gonna be my wife.

I'm here. You know what I mean?

Man, we have been rollin' together..

...for a long time.

Yeah, yeah, young'uns, man--

Yes, I have watched you grow from a boy to a man.

I'm proud of you, bro.

- We're brothers forever, man. - Oh, man.

- Thank you, brother. - Yeah.

Thank you, man. Thank you, man.

Yeah.

You, y-you alright over there, Tom?

Mm-hmm, yeah, you know

just...sinuses, you know..

How about-how about you? You alright?

- Who, me? - 'Yeah.'

Oh, yeah, sure, aah.

Whoo! I'm cooler than a bug.

Well, uh, look, man..

I'm about ready to marry this woman.

Alright. Well, I'm gonna go get the elevator, alright?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that, do, do that.

- Alright. - Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro.

Ahh!

Phew!

- 'Yeah!' - Gina, baby.

- 'Hey.' - Uh, look.

I'm about to head down to the beach

make sure everything's straight.

- You cool? - 'Yeah, I'm cool.'

- Yeah? - 'Yeah.'

'I-I-I can't wait for you'

'to see the dress, baby.'

'It looks beautiful.'

Hey, I bet you look beautiful.

'I love you!'

I-I love you.

Uh, I'll see you down there, alright?

- 'Okay.' - Alright, I love you.

- 'I love you too.' - Alright.

Phew, ready to do this.

Damn, it gonna be the last time I..

I get my boogie on before I'm a married man.

I better go on, big boogie by myself real quick.

I do.

I do.

I do.

Okay, I think they're gone, girl. Come on, coast is clear.

Girl, you got to help me to get this headpiece on.

We gotta hurry up and get to the beach, Pam.

I know the limo driver's here by now.

Okay, just-just relax. You keep shakin'.

Oh, Pam, I can't help it.

I am so nervous.

I can't believe this day is finally here.

Me neither, girl, you know, you and Martin

have been through so many different changes.

And I have to thank you, Pam, 'cause through it all

you have always been there for me.

You're like a sister to me.

You are too, G.

But, uh, don't ever tell Martin I said this

but I think you two make a great couple

and I'm very, very happy for you.

- You do? - Yup.

Thank you.

- You're my girl! - Mine too.

Well, just promise me one thing.

- What? - Don't have any kids!

I mean, it's got to stop somewhere.

Stop it! Shut up!

I was just kiddin'. Just kiddin'. You know what?

I'm goin' to open me up one of these $10 cans of soda.

Please don't do that!

You know how expensive those things are.

Sure, you only get married once.

And besides, small bunion is payin'.

Aah!

Oh! My dress!

My dress!

Oh, my God! Pam!

Gina, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to..

Oh, my God!

We're sisters, remember?

Sisters?

Phew! Oh.

You do realize that now that you and Gina

are gettin' married, it puts the pressure on me

to ask Pam the big question.

Hey, I want to ask Pam a big question.

Was she born in a nest or a cave, man?

Martin, why do you always start with her?

Alright, look, look. Alright, I got to tell you this.

Look, I know that I joke on Pam a lot

and I mess with Pam a lot

but I gotta tell you, I think...no.

I know you got yourself a good woman there, man.

Well, thanks, bro!

Don't tell her I said it.

Of course, not a word!

Oh, too bad, Cole couldn't make it.

You know, it's just like Cole

to go on the wrong damn flight.

Hey, hey, hey, hey-hey.

Alright, man, that's funny.

I knew it.

Well, stop playin' with the brakes of this elevator, dawg.

There are-there are no brakes on a elevator.

What?

Just relax. Okay, just relax.

Tell me this elevator's not stuck, Tom.

Okay, the elevator's not stuck.

Then why ain't no numbers movin', man?

I cannot believe this. What am I goin' to do, Pam?

Gina, okay, maybe you can wear that new bikini you just bought.

Don't play with me. This is my wedding day.

Don't-don't-don't-don't play with me.

I mean, come on, Gina. After all, it is white.

Pam, Martin is probably down at the beach

waitin' on me thinkin' I stood him up!

Gina, Gina, would you please stop stressin', okay?

I'm sure that this man is goin' to get the stain out.

But besides that, even if he doesn't

it's not about the dress.

Okay? It's about you marrying the man that you love, girl.

Okay, you're right. It's not about the dress.

I'd marry Martin in a towel if I had to.

See, that's the spirit, girl.

Whoops!

- What's up with the smoke? - No! No! No!

Aah!

Look at my dress, Pam!

- Look at the hole! - Just calm down.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna be ass out on my wedding day!

No. No. Be calm.

Be calm. It's okay.

I need to take this time out.

To beat his ass!

- We're stuck, man! - Okay, Martin, calm down.

Okay? Calm down, alright?

Everything's gonna work itself out, alright?

- No. Nah. Nah. - What, what do you mean?

Thi-thi-this a sign, man!

Come on, come on, man!

Look, Tommy, maybe this is a big mistake, okay?

- What? - Uh, th-th..

Maybe it's just not the time

for ol' Marty-Mar, man.

And, you know, they ain't ready to put me, put me

in the marriage thing, man!

Look, what if Gina don't love me for me?

Martin, this is crazy, okay? It's crazy.

And you know that Gina don't want you for your money

'cause...you ain't got none!

Look-look, Tommy, we gotta get out this elevator

and how do you tell me, how we gonna get out?

She's gonna think I'm standin' her up.

Everything will be fine, just relax, okay?

It'll be fine.

'Don't worry.'

'Everything's gonna be alright.'

- Argh! - What-what-what?

What-what, wait-wait-wait. I didn't say it.

Why do you get all mad at me for?

That's the man upstairs, man!

That's not no man upsta..

Look, man, it's the elevator man!

That's what I said, man!

He's upstairs. He should have his ass downstairs!

Gettin' us outta here, man.

Step on down, before you make me late!

Come on down here!

- Brother Payne. - Reverend, how are you?

- How do you feel? - I feel good.

- So glad to meet you, sir. - Good to see you.

- Thank you very much. - Alright.

- Ready to do this. - 'Are you ready?'

- Yes, yes. - 'Yeah.'

- Are you ready? - Oh, I'm ready.

- You got the ring? - Do I have the--

Oh, no. I got, I got the ring.

'Sure again?'

- Alright, okay. - Okay.

This is good.

Step!

Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina!

Gina..

...will you marry me?

Yes, Martin. Yes.

Martin, I cannot believe the minister's nephew is Babyface.

And he's singin' at our wedding, baby.

I know. I know.

Are you two ready?

Yeah, yeah.

I know I am, reverend.

You, you look beautiful, baby.

Thank you, thank you, Martin.

Pam's got skills with a needle and thread.

'Yeah. Ha-ha.'

I'm ready.

Dearly beloved..

...we are gathered here today in celebration

of this marriage, this...sacred union

Martin Payne and Gina Waters.

'Two...lovely young people'

'who have prepared their own vows.'

Sister Gina.

I, Gina..

...take you, Martin, to be my husband..

...to love, honor, and respect you.

I am yours and only yours forever and a day.

Brother Martin.

Uh..

I, Martin..

...take you, Gina, to be my wife..

...to love, honor, and respect you forever.

I'm proud to say you are mine..

...and I'm prouder to say...I'm yours.

Will you now exchange rings?

Thank you.

With these vows..

and by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may now kiss your beautiful bride.

Ooh, yeah!

Uh-huh.

I love you.

I love you.

- I love you too. - I love you, Gina.