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Okay, fellas, we need to move this back.

So the strippers have plenty of room to do their thing, dawg.

I'm too near, not to hear ya.

Straight up.

Hey, Martin. Martin here look.

This is your bachelor party, man!

Okay. Don't you worry about a thing.

Cole went to get the girls.

Now, Tommy, I hope they're fine.

'Cause you know how Cole likes 'em.

Thick in the waist, takin' up space.

I-I ain't got much space up in here.

Don't-don't worry about it, it's cool.

Alright, well, look, let me call my baby

see how her party is comin' along.

Uh-huh, yeah.

A-a-ah! Huh.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello.

What's happenin', Bertha bug buggy?

Where my woman at?

You should know not to use the word "at"

at the end of a sentence.

Now, work that out fifth grade education.

Yeah, whatever, just put my woman on the phone, alright?

Alright, Napolie Cole. Did you get that one?

- Just hold on, alright? - You hold on.

Gina, come over here. It's your man.

Tell him not to be callin' my house odd times of the night.

- You tell her ain't nobody-- - Hello, honey!

- Hey, baby. - Hey, baby.

I miss you.

Hey, girl, I miss you too.

What's happenin'? What you doin'?

Hmm, nothin'. Just waitin' for some entertainment

Pammy hooked up.

Yeah, well, Tommy gettin' ready to hook up

a lil' entertainment himself.

I think he got some uh-uh-uh mag-magicians or somethin'

comin' through, you know? Make some things disappear.

Here come Cole with his things.

Okay, I'll talk to you soon, baby.

Hey, hey, look a here, Martin.

It's about to be on, up in here. Yeah, yeah!

- 'Hit the music.' - Hit the music!

- Yeah! - Oh, ladies!

Come on! Ha ha ha.

I-I-I-I gets busy with mine.

Alright, ladies, let's get this party started. Okay?

Alright, Gina, time to open the gifts.

Oh! Please, gifts for me? You guys shouldn't have done that.

But since you did, bring 'em on, bring 'em on

bring 'em on. Freshen it up.

Wait a minute. Ah! Ha ha ha!

- Hey! - Hey!

What, are y'all doin here?

Excuse me? What are we doin' here?

We came to represent, because it's obvious

that the boozy posse ain't got no flavor.

Where's your girl, Sheneneh? What she robbin' a liquor store?

Uh-huh, so she can have enough money

to help you get your teeth fixed.

Aw! Oh!

At least, all of mine are one color, old yellow.

- Unh-unh, no, she didn't. - I got your back.

Hey! Hey! Hey! This is my party, y'all.

Now, can't y'all act like y'all can get along

for one time, please.

- I'm okay. - Please.

Damn, act like a role model.

I can't roll over for them.

- Look at them. - Just go for it.

- Whatever. - Come on.

Ha ha ha. Hey y'all, hey.

Ooh! ooh, ooh, ooh. Girl, that's a pretty dress.

Why don't you go and look at yourself in the mirror?

Mm-hmm, yeah, you, get on up.

Hey, Laqueta!

- I ain't-- - I told you don't start.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Anyway, as I was sayin', before I was so rudely interrupted.

Huh, let's get to opening the gifts.

- Okay. - Alright.

- Here, Gina, open mine first. - Aw, thank you!

Girl, what is this?

Now, Gina, those are edible underwear.

Don't play innocent. She knows she's a freak.

Oh, please! I am not a freak.

Never had the strawberry ones before.

What?

Why are you so loud?

This is from me and Sheneneh. Here you go.

Aw! That's very nice.

She had her hair show in Chicago.

But, she still wouldn't have been here

'cause she don't like ya.

That's not funny.

Batteries? What am I supposed to do with these?

Ah-ah! Girl you so crazy.

You don't know the real deal.

You put them in your lover plastics for when he slows down.

'Cause these keep goin' and goin'..

You know what I'm talkin' about..

And goin', and goin'.

Y'all nasty!

Yo, G, this is from me.

Something you and Martin can both use. He-he.

That's so very nice.

Oh! That is so sweet of you.

Emotion lotion?

Uh, Kilolo, the bottle's half empty.

Sorry! My man came over last night.

And it was on, till the break of dawn.

Thank you, anyway.

Okay, alright. Now as I was sayin'.

Hey! The fun hasn't even started yet, y'all.

Oh! Hey, you know what?

You know, I don't want no nasty stripper, all up in my face.

I told y'all that. I don't want one.

Now, Gina. You should know me better than that.

I would not get you a nasty stripper.

- Good. - What?

I got you the...bomb stripper!

You really like that, don't you?

I got experience, brah!

Y'all, just remember this.

One day you're gonna get married

and I'm throwin' your bachelor party.

And I'm gonna have Weezy Jefferson

takin' it all off.

You remember that weezy all up in here, boy.

No, no, Martin, Cole-Cole goin' right now

to get the real girls.

Ah! Alright, right, back up off me now. Damn!

But-uh, y'all have to admit, the one with the hearin' aid..

...had back!

Hey, we got everything, all under control, dawg.

You know what, man? I ain't worried about no stripper.

As long as I got my fellas, it's cool.

We just hangin', right?

- Look dawg-- - No, no, Martin.

This is your bachelor party man. You should be havin' fun.

You know, lettin' your hair down.

Tommy, your bald headed ass ain't gonna be

lettin' nothin' down, man. Talkin' about I lettin'--

- 'You should.' - I'm just sayin' that.

That's why, that's how you sayin' it.

Hey, wassup, man?

I didn't know Full Force was makin' a comeback.

Brother, if Cole sent you, it ain't that kinda party.

Martin, just back off. This is my boy, Dante, man.

We work out at the same gym.

Somethin' you wanna tell me, Tommy?

Hey, Tommy, who's the little man?

Who's the little man?

Little man, who'll whoop your little small ass, man.

Okay, okay, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin.

It's alright, it's okay. It's okay, it's alright.

He's cool, he cool, you know, he alright.

He's alright, okay?

Look, wha-what are you doin' here, man?

You supposed to be over dancin' at Gina's party.

I was on my way but I lost the address.

Hold! Hold! You mean to tell me this is the dancer

that's supposed to dance at my baby's party.

- Yeah. - Let me get you the address.

Let me tell you how to get there.

Come here, brother, this way.

Okay, what you wanna do, right?

You go down the hall, you make a left

then you make a right, then you make another left

and hang your ass out on the corner.

'Cause you won't be shakin' jack, in my baby's face.

Step! Clear a path! Step!

Now, what the hell am I supposed to do now?

I told Pam I'll send 'em a dancer.

Well, ol' Marty Marr got a dancer for y'all, eh.

Alright, ladies. Alright, ladies!

On the count of three, I want y'all to say

"Set if off, baby!"

One, two, three.

Set it off, baby!

Brother Man. What are you doin' here?

Nothin'.

Just gettin' my strip on.

Hey, fellas, li-listen up y'all, listen up.

I gotta tell y'all, I can't think of a better way

of spendin' my last days, as a single man.

You know that, kickin' it with my partners, just hangin' out.

- Alright, dawg. - Y'all alright.

Uh, but, hey, oh. What's up with your little black book?

'Cause, uh...why don't you let me get in that?

W-w-what's the matter, thick eye?

You-you-you-you runnin' low on stacks?

Yeah! But, you used to have all the honeys.

Well, I gotta tell you

I ain't used it in about, what three years or so.

You know since I been with me baby.

I don't even know if I can find it.

Let me, see what I got in here.

Badao! Found it!

Yeah! Yeah! But, uh, let me drop a little somethin' on you.

If you see a name in here, with four stars by it?

Don't mess with her, she put it on ya.

On ya!

Alright, fellas, can I-can I, have the floor please?

Can I have the floor for a second? Thank you.

Today is a very emotional day for me.

My main man, is goin' out.

So, in honor of his last few days of freedom..

...we retire his jersey, let's hear it.

Y'all cool. I must tell you, Y'all cool, man.

Y'all cool. Well, look, it ain't gonna be like that.

Ain't nothin' gonna change when I get married.

You know, it's all gonna be good. It still will be good.

- Nip, give me a beer, man. - Here you go, man.

'Cause after you get married, the party's over.

Man, please, please.

Yeah, 'cause, after my uncle got married..

...he couldn't stand to look at his old lady.

'Cause she went from all that to straight up whack!

That's what happens, when they start poppin' out them babies.

You know what, man?

Y'all just scared of responsibility.

See I want me a couple of junior Marty Marr's runnin' around.

Shoot, I'd probably want me, what, two or three.

I don't care, 'cause it's all good.

I loves the kids.

It starts off about two or three

and then you end up, having one every week.

You know, Nipsey, you-you-you think you know it all, don't ya?

Now, how the hell you goin' have a baby every week, man?

Oh-oh, you can, they just don't tell you that

while you're single.

Nah, nah, nah-nah.

It ain't goin' to be like that.

It ain't goin' to be like that at all.

I-I know that.

Gina! Okay, there you go, alright, oh.

- Ugh! Gina. - 'What?'

Could you please, do something with these brats?

Oh, please, I'm so used to that.

You'll see, if you ever trap Tommy into marrying you.

Daddy's home.

Uh-huh.

Hey, Martin. You know what?

You looking kinda good these days.

- You think so, Pam? - Ha ha, psych!

Please, get out of my way, you loser.

- How do you manage it? - I don't know.

How do you manage it?

You know, Pam sure stayed fine, after all these years.

She got it all, through there.

- Come here, baby. - Yeah.

- Gimme some. - Oh!

- Mmm, love, mmm. - Oh, baby, please no.

No, no, not, no, not, no.

Not with the lights on, baby, please.

You better get used to it

'cause you stuck with me, forever.

Now, gimme the paycheck. Handle.

Take these children, 'cause I'm tired

of dealing with this, by myself.

What the...what the hell! $35? What you've been doing?

Nothin', only back pay, they say that.

- Ain't no back pay. - Then say it.

Talk of $35.

Uh-uh, look here, baby, now I've been workin' five jobs.

I'm going to say this now.

I'm kinda tired also, but I can get some rest.

- Boy, you complain a lot. - 'Yes.'

I kn-I know you ain't saying you was tired.

Did you say you was tired?

- I'm tired-- - No, you ain't tired.

You tired, alright.

You should have thought about that

before you was knocking me up.

Shoo.

Uh-oh.

Dammit! My water just broke..

...and I didn't even know I was pregnant.

- Messin' with you. - Oh!

It's gonna be like this forever.

Oh, man! Alright.

Oh-h-h-h!

Wh-what you say, Tommy?

I said the strippers are taking forever.

Yeah.

Sorry to bother y'all with the withdrawals.

But a brother was hungry, and y'all had no more sandwiches.

'I don't believe this didn't work.'

Aah!

Brother Man!

'Damn.'

'What happened to the fire escape?'

- He's alright. - You know what?

I didn't think his slow ass would ever finish dancin'.

Y'all got to admit, Martin sendin' Brother Man here

to strip for us was funny. He sure got us. He he.

Uh-huh, yeah, he probably still over there

with them freaks bumpin' and grindin'.

- You know how men do it. - Uh-uh.

Don't even try, Martin didn't even want a stripper, okay?

I heard that Tommy and Cole was goin' to give him a magician.

Gina, please, you are so naive.

- What? No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

Uh-uh, girlfriend, you turn your head at me

and look at every little...hoochie in town.

You know what? Martin loves me, okay?

He would not disrespect me like that, okay?

Uh-uh-uh, Gina, look don't fool yourself. Okay?

You just give Martin another five years.

- Yeah, oh. - Hmm.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Darling, slow down, slow down.

I'm sorry. It's just that I missed you, big daddy.

Yeah, yeah, okay, well, ooh! Yeah, yeah, and I missed you.

Tha-that's my wife.

I thought you said you weren't married.

I-I-I-I'm not, but she is.

Step in the closet, I'll get right back with you.

Tuck it in, tuck it in.

- Uh. - La la la la.

- Hey, honey! - Honey, I'm home.

What you doing here?

I thought you were out of town on business.

Oh, Martin.

Oh, I just wanted to come home. I wanted to be with you.

- Did you? - Yeah.

- Aah! - Ahh!

- Oh, wait a minute. - Huh?

- Sweetheart. - Yeah?

This is odd.

Who's coat is this?

Uh..

...yours. It's your birthday.

Happy Birthday.

It's your birthday. Hey, it's your birthday.

Happy Birthday.

What's taking you so long Mr. Good Boy?

Who is that?

Uh, she is just here to fix the cable, baby. Uh..

Cable's fixed. Cable all done, then step this way.

- Step on out. - Nice to meet you.

Go this way, yes, step, okay, out this way.

Step, uh, nice to meet you and tell your people

at the cable place, hey. Uh..

And, baby, how long do I have to stay in here?

Are you finished? Everything?

You cleaned everything up in there?

Well then, good. You know what? Thank you for coming.

Check's in the mail. Step on out, all done.

- Who is that? - Baby, that was the maid.

See, see, I-I-I hired her so that I could give you some help

around here, baby.

- You are so good to me. - Thank you.

I love you.

- I love you. - Thank you. Oh!

- Gina! - What? What'd you say, Pam?

I said, what the hell's wrong with you?

Nothing, but you know what?

I-I am not going out like a sucker, okay.

I need to handle some business at my house

and I need some back up. Let's roll ladies.

When them girls gonna get here, I got to get my shag re-permed.

While you at it, get them glasses tuned up.

- Word is bond. - Word is bond.

Okay, look, look, y'all.

It's about be on up here, for real this time.

Ya-ya, hey, yo, hit the music, alright.

Introducing, Vanessa the Undresser and Butt-wild Balinda.

How you like me now?

Now, which one of you is the groom-to-be?

Uh, uh, don't pay attention to the fellas. Yeah, yeah.

But see, I can't have y'all up on me.

My wife-to-be won't allow that. Ha ha ha.

Oh, ladies, Martin my partner over here is little shy.

Don't be shy.

Damn.

Y'all damn sure got the skills to pay the bill, don't you?

Don't do that, y'all, make it pass out on you.

Come on, now. Come on, now. Ha ha ha.

Come on now, don't do that.

Damn!

Whoo-aaa!

These your magicians, Martin?

They do know magic. Be gone.

You need to come meet me in the bedroom.

Ah-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha.

Don't touch me, your airs already got me in trouble.

Get off me!

Oh, damn!

Gina, Gina, Gina, yo-yo-yo, baby, it's not what you think.

I know what it looks like.

Martin, Martin, look, look this is your bachelor party.

I expected you to have strippers. Okay?

But I'll be damned..

...if-if I'm having women coming out my closets

with whips and chains.

Alright, baby, okay.

Look, baby, I'm not goin' be living like that.

You got to believe, I ain't tryin' to be livin' like that.

You know and that ain't even me, baby.

Okay, but, uh, look. Gina.

W-wassup with you havin' five babies and-and-and takin'

all my money and my paychecks and stuff

whereas I come home and I'm unhappy and I don't..

- I just rocking babies and-- - What are you talking about?

Martin, where did you get an idea like that?

- Well, Tommy and the men said-- - Oh, oh, oh, Tommy?

- Two to three days-- - Tommy and them?

Two to three days, Tommy and--

- They said babies-- - Right, Martin.

You listenin' to your friends now?

Oh, okay, okay, okay, hold on.

Hold on, 'cause you're not just gonna blame one side.

Wait a minute, Gina, okay?

Where did you get the idea of me chasing around

all these women and carryin' on?

Pam is every influential. She was talking to me and I--

- Your road dog, Pam, huh? - Yeah.

- She, she, she-- - Look, look, look at us, Gina.

Gina, our friends got us all crazy, Gina.

About nothin', baby. They got us straight up trippin'

on things they're talkin' about.

- They really do. - Yes!

What's goin' on? What are we gonna do?

Martin, you know what, this party is not for us

it's for them, you know.

'Cause we are gonna be partying for the rest of our lives, baby.

- You and me. - That's right.

- And that's where I wanna be. - Oh, baby.

Well, you know what, that's where I wanna be too.

- Is it? - Let's get this party started.

- Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- Wait a minute. - What?

Maybe, I better go back out and, uh..

...help them with the strippers.

Yo, no, no, no, no.

If anybody is gonna be stripping around here

it's gonna be you and me.

- Oh, okay. - Oh, yeah.

It's your bachelor party, I expected them..

Damn!

- Damn! - Here we go.

Come on.