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Hey! Hey, baby.
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We'll go to a roller rink
for the skating party.
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We can even call Tommy and Pam.
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Oh, no, baby. No, please.
I can't do that. No.
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I'm not trying to be around
baldy and the beast tonight.
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So what are you gonna
do tonight, Martin?
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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Shoo, baby, I was thinking,
I'm gonna sit around here
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and probably watch
me some "Def Jam."
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Hey, you know, they got
some talented brothers
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coming up out of there.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
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Martin, that's all
you're gonna do?
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No. No, then I'm gonna watch
a little National Geographic.
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You never can be up on your
"Wild Kingdom" stuff enough.
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You know what I mean, never know
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when you're gonna run
into a wild animal.
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Hey, y'all. Wazzup?
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See what I mean?
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I know you're gonna wish us
a happy anniversary.
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- Anniversary?
- Yeah.
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That's right, dawg.
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Tommy and I have been together
for six wonderful months.
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Oh, congratulations, Pam.
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Isn't that nice?
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Oh! Six months?
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Now, that must be
a long time in Pam years, huh?
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Congratulations!
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I'd like to propose a toast
to Tommy and Pam.
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Martin. Martin!
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Yeah, yeah..
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Yeah, yeah, baby. Not now.
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Baby, this is the part
where Weezie thinks
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uh-uh, George and Florence
are knocking boots.
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Yeah. Yeah, George
wasn't moving on up.
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He was pushing on up, baby..
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Go on with that, George.
Go ahead, now.
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To our best friends,
Tommy and Pam
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on their six-month anniversary.
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Hear, hear.
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Hear, hear, hear, hear!
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To the love of my life.
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Like a sweet-smelling flower,
you've blossomed in my heart.
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- Gina, look what he got me!
- Oh.
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For our anniversary.
Isn't that beautiful?
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Oh, Martin, come on, baby,
don't you wanna see
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what Pam got
for her anniversary?
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What you got there, Pam,
a new chew toy?
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Why I gots to know what it is?
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Anyway,
Tommy's taking me on a trip.
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We're going away
for the weekend. Right, baby?
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That's right.
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Got a nice, quiet room
right next to the ocean.
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Oh, wow.
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Martin..
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...we haven't been
to the ocean in a long time.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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- Fun?
- Yeah.
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Gina, what the hell
do I want to go to the ocean
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and watch free Pammy
do tricks for raw fish?
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Why? Why would I wanna see that?
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I don't even wanna
talk to you.
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Look, Martin.
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Don't take out
your frustrations on me, man.
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It's not my fault
you stopped growing
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after the sixth grade.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Anyway.
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Nobody's going to ruin
my good mood. You know why?
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'Cause my baby's taking me on
a horse and carriage ride, dawg.
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That's right,
and it's waiting downstairs.
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We better make that move, baby.
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- Okay, baby.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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Wait a minute,
waiting downstairs?
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Well, uh, why don't you
just call down to it?
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Don't you speak horse?
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That's very funny, little man.
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Now, why don't you go
take a nap in your shoe box?
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- Don't..
- We'll see y'all later.
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- Honey, you didn't have to be..
- Okay..
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Yeah, don't make no sense
see us later
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about the shoe box thing.
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Baby, I was thinking maybe
we should do something special.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Really, Martin?
- Yeah, that's right, girl.
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Shoo, we ain't gonna be
sitting around here
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on this couch
watching no TV all night.
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I was figuring we go in the
bedroom and watch a little TV.
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Oh, well, excuse me.
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Look at the horsy.
Congratulations, Pam!
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Goodbye!
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I'll be right here
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doing nothing
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as usual!
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Baby, you got a problem with me?
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'Cause it sounds like
the funk coming out
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of your voice,
on a deep, deep level.
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And that's hurting me because
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I'm thinking
the problem is with me.
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Huh? Is it with me?
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- No!
- Oh, okay.
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No, Martin,
I'm not trying to tell you
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that I am tired
of staying home every night.
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I'm not trying to tell you that,
and I'm not trying to tell you
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that I have never been
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on a horse and carriage
ride in all my life.
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Well, good, good.
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'Cause horse and carriage rides
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don't come through
the damn ghetto.
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Alright, now,
get that through your head
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and don't ask me
about it no more.
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Okay, girl. Now, now,
let's sit here and watch it.
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Baby Andy Griffith.
Look at him. Phew.
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Oh, Andy Griffith.
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Baby, you ever notice..
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Wasn't no brothers
up in Mayberry.
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You know, I mean,
we never did see Opie's mother
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unless Opie was a victim
of the swirl.
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Do you think he's got
a little soul in him?
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Oh! Oh!
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You going to jump me
like that on a sneak tip?
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Man, you know,
my baby just seems like..
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I don't know, Tommy, I don't
know what's her problem lately.
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She acts like she got
a lot on her mind.
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Running around here with her
mouth all poked out.
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You know, maybe she needs
a change of scenery, man.
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What do you mean, maybe
she needs a change of scenery?
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We just got
the cabinets painted, man.
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Ain't that enough scenery?
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No, no. I mean, maybe you need
to take her away somewhere.
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I mean, Pam and I,
we flying off for the weekend.
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Well, good. Both of y'all can
fit on her broom, can't you?
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- Hey, baby!
- Hey, sweetie.
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I missed you.
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- Hi, Martin.
- Hey, baby.
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I got your "TV Guide,"
your TV Dinners.
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There's the TV.
You set for life, brother.
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Thank you, thank you. You're
always looking out for me.
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Um, Martin, where-where's Cole?
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I don't know, Cole's
in the bedroom on the phone
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running up my bill.
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Cole! Off my phone, please, man!
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
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Alright, Shirley. Yo, I'll
see you in a minute, alright?
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Alright, girl.
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With your big self.
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Woof!
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Hey, look, y'all,
yo, I got to roll.
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I got to go, uh,
pick up Big Shirley
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from football practice. Yeah.
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We going on a little vacation
this weekend
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taking a tour of Curly Fry
Convention in Chicago.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute. Wait.
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Tommy, you're taking
Pam to a resort
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and, Cole, you're taking
Big Shirley to Chicago
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for a Curly Fry Convention?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah,
it's gonna be all that.
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You know I got the connections
with the airlines, right?
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I could hook you and Martin
up with a ticket if you want.
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Y'all ain't afraid to fly with
no laboratory monkeys, are you?
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We ain't flying with no damn
laboratory monkeys, man.
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Alright, cool.
I was just offering.
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Have fun, y'all. I'm out.
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I-I like monkeys.
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Maybe we should be
going too, baby.
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Yeah, that's right, baby,
we do have a lot to do.
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We gotta get our airline
tickets, our passports
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our travelers' checks.
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You know what I mean, Gina?
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Uh-oh. My bad.
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I bet y'all do got a lot to do.
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It must be hard trying to find
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a traveling cage
Pam's size, huh?
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We will see you
when we get back.
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- 'Oh, see you.'
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Later.
- Bye.
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- Got a little surprise for you.
- What?
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I was thinking maybe
we should go somewhere special.
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What do you think? Do you..
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- Us go somewhere?
- Yes, us go somewhere.
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Sit on down here, girl.
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Alright, now.
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I've been planning this trip
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kind of for a long time
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but I wanted
to surprise you, so..
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Spla-ka-ka.
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A box of cereal, Martin? No,
thank you, baby. I'm not hungry.
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No, no, no, no, baby, it ain't
no any box of cereal, Gina.
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Come on. I'm taking you
on vacation, baby.
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I'm taking you
to Chilligan's Island!
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A-a trip on the back
of a box of cereal?
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Martin, how good could that be?
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Cereal give you
good trips, baby.
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You just got to buy the cereal.
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- Okay? Now, look.
- Okay. Let me see it.
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Okay? Look at the coupon, okay?
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What-what does it say?
"Deluxe suite." Right?
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We got, uh, uh, uh, uh..
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Oh, the finest restaurant,
four swimming pools.
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Baby, this place
gonna be the bomb, baby.
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- It's gonna be the bomb..
- You know what, Martin?
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
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I mean, look at the sandy
beaches and the palm trees.
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I mean, it is a cartoon,
but it's beautiful.
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- Right?
- You know what, baby?
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- Yeah.
- I-I think I'm getting excited.
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- Are you getting excited?
- Yes.
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Let me see you do that.
Ha ha ha!
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Yeah, you're getting excited.
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Well, slow your roll.
Slow your roll.
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Yeah, 'cause we're gonna need
like ten more box tops
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before we on our way.
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Here's your suite.
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What the..
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Ow, man!
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What? I-I know they ain't
playing us like this.
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Welcome to Chilligan's Island.
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No! No!
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No, baby.
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But the post sure said..
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- It was different.
- Yeah.
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- Gina, look at this place.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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This cannot be
the right room, I'm-I'm sorry.
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Is this the champagne suite?
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The one and only world's famous.
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This ain't no damn
champagne suite.
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It's the gin
and juice room, man.
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You know-you know what?
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I thought that
there was gonna be a Jacuzzi
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and a beachfront view.
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You must have seen
the cereal box ad.
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Works every time.
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Wait a minute, what-what-what
happened to all the stuff
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you had in the brochure, huh?
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All the stuff you said
that was gonna be up in here.
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Huh? You know,
that's false advertising..
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- That's right.
- You know that?
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No, it's not, my friend.
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You've got
your minibar right here.
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Follow me now. Follow me.
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You've got your lovely view
and you've got
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your International
Communications System.
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Wait, wait, wait. We didn't come
down here for all of that, man.
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We came to get our romance on.
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Alright? I didn't come down here
to kick nobody's ass, did I?
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Martin, Martin, Martin,
let me handle this. Okay, baby?
245
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,581
Excuse me, sir. Now, when is
the next plane off this island?
246
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,885
The next plane is coming
in about three days.
247
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,653
No, no. No, no. You know what?
248
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,488
You-you-you're gonna give
the money back, bro.
249
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,358
- I don't know if you noticed..
- That's right. That's right.
250
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,760
We want our money back.
251
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,062
Now, if you'll excuse me
252
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,097
I've got some other folks
to check in.
253
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,769
You.. Hey! We're getting
off this island!
254
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,438
That's right!
255
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,542
We ain't going out
like Gilligan and them!
256
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:52,445
Baby, look at this place!
It's nasty!
257
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,779
Aw, baby, come on now.
258
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,248
Let me think now.
Let me think.
259
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,184
Okay, shoot, let me think.
260
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,351
Um..
261
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,087
Uh, if-if you really
look around
262
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,122
and look at it,
we got a bed and stuff.
263
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,057
Gina, the place is
really not that bad.
264
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,393
- What?
- What's wrong?
265
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,229
- Hey, baby..
- 'Yeah.'
266
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,631
I think there's a puppy
in our room.
267
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:19,538
Oh, Gina, that ain't
no damn puppy.
268
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,873
That ain't no damn puppy.
269
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,243
Get him, baby! Aah!
270
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,644
'Get him, baby!'
271
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,947
'Get him! Aah!'
272
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,649
'Get him! Get him out!
Get him out!'
273
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,460
Aah!
274
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,100
Aah!
275
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,468
Aah!
276
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,671
Baby, get him!
277
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,941
Aah! Martin!
278
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,443
Aah!
279
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,180
Baby, did you get him?
280
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,250
Martin! Oh, no! Get him!
281
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,118
Push him back!
282
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,590
'Martin, get him!'
283
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,092
'Close it. Close the door.'
284
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,860
'He's..'
285
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,962
'Get him, baby, please!'
286
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,466
'Get him, Martin!'
287
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,142
Aah!
288
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,287
Get him!
289
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,796
You alright?
290
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,897
You alright?
291
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,566
You okay?
292
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,034
- Baby..
- Did he bite me?
293
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,902
- No, he didn't.
- Did he bite me?
294
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,538
Do I got rabies?
Do I need a rabies shot?
295
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,540
Please, don't touch me!
296
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,242
Baby..
297
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,677
...did you get him?
298
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,713
Yeah, baby.
I think I got him.
299
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,049
He won't be coming back
no more tonight, baby.
300
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,253
Martin. Martin, baby..
301
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,890
...you are so brave to save me
from the monster.
302
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,592
That's right.
303
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,594
Gina, remember this.
304
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,429
We got to keep this on the DL.
305
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,732
We can't let Tommy or Pam
know about this, okay?
306
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,267
- At all.
- No.
307
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,604
Okay. Now let's
get our romance on.
308
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,405
- Romance?
- Romance.
309
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,940
You know
310
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,543
you fighting that monster
kind of turned me on.
311
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,423
Well, uh.. Well, you know,
I had to do what I had to do.
312
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,525
Aye! I like the way
you represented
313
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,694
the way you jumped in
and helped me out a li'l bit.
314
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,896
Huh? Guess what?
315
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,430
- Bring it on, baby.
- Bring it on?
316
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,099
I brought you something
from Hoochie's Secret.
317
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,767
- What?
- I want you put it on for me.
318
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,135
Why, you got me some lingerie?
319
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,470
I sure did.
320
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,273
The way I'm feeling right now?
321
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,474
Let me see this.
322
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,809
Damn. Yeah.
323
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,244
Yeah, yeah. You like that?
324
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,146
Baby, I-I can't fit this.
325
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,314
What you mean you can't fit?
326
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,216
No, it's not going
to go in the.. Mm-mm!
327
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,285
It's not supposed to fit, baby.
328
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,886
Not supposed to fit.
329
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,055
You..
330
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,658
You better go over there
and slap on some of that..
331
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,960
I-you-you better
get down cologne.
332
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,795
You want to get down?
333
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,931
I'll try to get this on.
334
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,799
That's right.
335
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,335
Hey. You know I can't bear this.
336
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,804
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
337
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,073
'I'mma put some of
the get down on, girl.'
338
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,741
Look, one thing
about us, Gina
339
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,777
I'm glad me and you alone.
340
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,112
You hear me? I'm glad
me and you alone.
341
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,580
'This way I ain't got to see'
342
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:52,284
Tommy and Pam
smiling, all up in..
343
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,787
You know, all up in our face
344
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,155
slobbing each other down.
345
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,690
Martin, Martin, look at that.
346
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,291
Look at that sexy,
handsome couple.
347
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,659
Girl, that thing
got me sweating.
348
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,761
Oh, you sweating you know
I likes the sweat.
349
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,330
You likes the sweat?
350
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,866
Baby, you don't
even have to think
351
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,702
about Tommy and Pam
this weekend.
352
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,337
- Go ahead.
- We gonna..
353
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,973
That's right.
Go ahead, go..
354
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,674
'How dare you?'
355
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,109
'This is supposed
to be paradise!'
356
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,211
'Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.'
357
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,512
Wait a minute.
358
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:24,817
Uh, I-I think the monster
got me hearing stuff.
359
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,152
- Did it sound familiar?
- Very.
360
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,989
Where is that
coming from, Martin?
361
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,157
I heard 'em say something--
362
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,726
'I mean, can you believe this?'
363
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,495
Sound like it's coming
from behind the mirror, baby.
364
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,896
No. Wait.
365
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,398
'I demand to have
my money back.'
366
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,566
'Are you outta your mind?'
367
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,468
Is that a hole? Is th..
368
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,175
Aw, damn!
369
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:55,681
Yo, yo, look out.
370
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,849
Ha ha!
371
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,017
Pam?
372
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,319
What the hell
are y'all doing here?
373
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,421
What do you mean,
what are we doing here?
374
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,923
Y'all followed us here.
Man I don't believe you.
375
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,725
You just want
to show me up, huh?
376
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,827
You the ladies' man, huh?
377
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,162
Oh, is that it?
378
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,097
First you steal my coupon idea
379
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,932
then you send
your bloodhound down here
380
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,100
to track us down.
381
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,202
Ain't that something?
382
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,438
No. No, no, no.
Martin, no, man.
383
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,507
You're not fooling
nobody, dawg.
384
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,776
Y'all just trying
to show us up!
385
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,345
Hey, man, you're not the only
one that can show your lady
386
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,446
a good time.
387
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,914
Do you think it's like that?
388
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,449
I say, do you think
it's like that?
389
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,118
Baby, am I showing you
what you want to see?
390
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,920
- You are all of that.
- Thank you
391
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,023
Yeah, well at least I can afford
a horse and carriage ride.
392
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,124
Yeah.
393
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,193
Well, it's cheaper for you.
394
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,195
You got your own horse.
395
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,697
- You know what..
- Y'all started it first.
396
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,299
I ain't scared to fight you.
397
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,868
Man, Martin, come on. No, no.
398
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,204
We ain't tryin' to, you know,
waste our time with y'all, okay?
399
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,807
Pam and I are going hiking.
Come on, baby. Goodbye.
400
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,609
So what? Martin and I
are going jet skiing
401
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,144
up Chilligan's falls.
402
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,713
That's right. Hey, baby,
what we going to do?
403
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,416
We're going to turn
Chilligan's island out.
404
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,551
Out!
405
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,819
Not before us.
406
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,387
Cut them off!
Cut them off!
407
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,822
Watch out!
408
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,826
Hey, baby, we're getting
on the sailboat!
409
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,829
Don't push me. I'm going.
410
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,064
Shouldn't have even
went out there.
411
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,668
That was fun, though,
wasn't it?
412
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,136
Wasn't it fun, baby?
413
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,573
Hey, did you see my baby
climb that mountain?
414
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,175
No. But we saw he tried.
415
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,810
He tried.
416
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,579
Hey, everybody's
not a sure footed
417
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,515
mountain goat
like you, Pam. Okay?
418
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,016
Why don't you shut up.
419
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,186
Martin, you just have
to out do us, don't you?
420
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,122
You know what?
421
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,023
I'm tired of you running
your mouths. Out.
422
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,627
I want y'all out.
Haul your asses out of here.
423
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,130
Hey, when we go back home
424
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,698
I don't even want to see you.
425
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,868
- We need our space.
- We want our space.
426
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,605
Hey! There-there-there's
a puppy behind you, man.
427
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,473
- Oh, lord.
- Oh, man!
428
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,809
'That ain't no damn puppy!'
429
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,250
Okay. You okay?
That was close.
430
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,252
Aah!
431
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,921
Aah!
432
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023
Get it! Get it!
433
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,560
Get it! Get it! Get it!
434
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,865
And take that!
435
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,069
You're a good boxer..
436
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,673
Hey, you do a little
somethin', somethin' yourself.
437
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,274
It ain't coming back no more.
438
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,776
Get in here.
439
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,111
Aah! Aah!
440
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,613
Poor baby.
441
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,882
Lucky I didn't get a hold of it.
442
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,717
Oh..
443
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,419
- Pam.
- What?
444
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,621
Pam, I got to say
445
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,189
no matter how much we fight..
446
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,291
Hey, we got
each other's back.
447
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,359
That's what's important.
448
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,629
Man, please. I had to.
449
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,565
That little thing outweighed
your little ass.
450
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,100
Thank you anyway.
451
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,802
I know it must
be difficult for you
452
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,804
fighting a family member.
453
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,642
See how it starts?
Now you started.
454
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,991
- Oh, baby, you know what?
- What?
455
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,994
This vacation
proves one thing, Gina.
456
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,895
As long as the two
of us together
457
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,465
nothing else matters, baby.
458
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,500
You know that, right?
I love you, boo.
459
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,402
- I love you, too.
- I love you, boo.
460
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,504
And as long as we love
each other, Martin
461
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,339
the rest of this trip
is gonna be perfect
462
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,008
we don't have to
think about nothing.
463
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,277
That's right. I love it
when you got your calm on.
464
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,679
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
465
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,247
I was a little frazzled earlier.
466
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,082
Now, don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
467
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,351
'Cause, hey, hey, hey,
we whipped that rodent's ass.
468
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,120
Oh, don't mention that, baby.
469
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,789
I didn't mean to upset you.
That's right.
470
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,824
'Cause, you know,
I was hyperventilating.
471
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,193
I know, but it's gone.
It's gone, okay?
472
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,361
Alright.
473
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,030
Hey, it ain't
coming back no more.
474
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,998
- Alright. Yeah.
- We together now.
475
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,101
Hey, we got to finish
turning Chilligan's out.
476
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,443
- Ah, baby, you know what?
- What?
477
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,713
This bed, though,
to be perfectly honest
478
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,615
probably is the safest place
479
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,718
for us to be, you know?
480
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,653
- Aah!
- Aah!
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