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Oh, baby, come on now,
get dressed.
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We're gonna be late
for the play.
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Honey, you know
how excited I am.
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Monique, my oldest friend,
is comin' to visit me, baby.
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Look, this is us
on Senior Beach Day.
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That's her
in that skimpy-ass bathin' suit?
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Yeah.
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Did she say her name
was Monique or Mo freak?
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Gotta get the groove on!
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Hey-hey!
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Oh, Gina, come on. I can't
believe you're not ready.
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Everybody's tryin' to see
this hit play
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"Mama, I Can't Sing
Worth A Damn."
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It's been sold out
for months. So let's go.
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Hold on, Montel.
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Don't-don't come up in here
bum-rushin', my lady.
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That goes for you
and the horse you rode in on.
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- Why don't you shut up?
- Pam, Pam, Pam, look-look-look.
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I found some more
pictures of Monique.
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Oh, I'll look at
the pictures later, Gina.
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I'll meet her when she get here.
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- Gina, who-who is this Monique?
- What?
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Tommy, you have never
heard of Monique Taylor
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the motivational speaker?
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- That Monique Taylor?
- Yes, honey. That's her.
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Oh, I-I've read
her book "So Real."
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That sister is deep! Ha-ha-ha!
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Hey, Pam, now,
don't even try it.
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When Monique comes here,
I want us all
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to be the best of friends, okay?
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- I'm fine with it.
- Honey..
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That's right, Pam.
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'Cause Gina's gonna need
a few new friends.
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She's been hangin' around
with you so long
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she's startin' to pick up
your bad habits.
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And I'll be damned
if I'm goin' for
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all the barking in the house.
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Ah, here, baby.
That's-that's the look you want?
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- That's it, that's it, baby.
- Alright, baby. Excuse me.
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- Ooh, that looks delicious.
- Uh-uh.
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- Don't, Pam. Don't touch that.
- What is wrong with you?
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You know, Gina don't want nobody
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touchin' this until
Monique gets here.
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Now, calm down. You're gonna
get the table scraps. Cool.
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At least I don't need
telephone books
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to reach the table,
Eddie Smurfy.
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You know what?
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She's here. Baby, go
get the door. Hey, Pam--
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I'm not gonna have her
just talkin' to me like that.
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- Gigi!
- Momo!
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I love your hair!
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Mercy! You look so great!
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I know!
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Well, anybody goin' to introduce
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Niquey-Nique to old Marty-Mar?
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- Baby, baby, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
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Monique, this is
my fiance, Martin.
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Oh. Oh, you got
double kiss for Marty-Mar, huh?
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Okay. Alright.
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Just a little somethin'
I picked up in France.
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Okay, well, shoot,
let me think..
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Uh, bop, bop.
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That's just a little somethin'
I picked up from around the way.
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You know that
lets you know that we cool.
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Look, this is
one of our good friends, Tommy.
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Oh, well, coupe de ville
and suki-suki to y'all too.
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So, Tommy, you been to France?
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Oh, France, Spain, England,
you know. I-I get around.
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- Around where?
- Huh?
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Oh, oh, no, you know.
Just a figure of speech, dear.
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This is the moment
that I have been waitin' for.
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Monique, this is
my Detroit homegirl Pam.
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Pam, this is
my home homegirl Monique.
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- How you doin', Monique?
- Nice to meet you.
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Alright, y'all sit together!
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So, Gina, you ready for the big
wedding? Let me see the ring.
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Go ahead, baby.
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Slide that rock.
Show her the rock.
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Lead with the left.
Lead with the left.
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I picked it out, girl.
I picked it out..
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What do you think?
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It's so cute.
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Look at that little diamond.
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Uh, wh-what you mean,
"Look at that little diamond?"
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Wha-wha..
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I got a big damn receipt
in the back. I can show you..
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Don't, baby. Baby, no, no.
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Monique is just playin'.
Girl, you crazy.
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Stop it. Just stop it.
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You know what, I am
so proud of you, girl.
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- You have really made it.
- Thanks, Gina.
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Success is nice,
but like I say in my book
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it's what's in here that counts.
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Keep it real. That's what I am.
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Hey, hey. 'Cause I believe
in that, you know.
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Hey, keep it real,
and the realness
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kind of does come back
to you, you know, if it's..
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Gina, your place is so cozy.
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Oh, you like it, Monique?
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I was, I was, you know..
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We just redecorated
and everything.
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Yeah, I bet, in this
cute little place
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the two of you on top
of each other all the time, huh?
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That's right, 'cause that's
the way I likes it.
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My baby all over me
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'cause I'm damn sure
all over my baby.
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Baby, not right now.
We got company.
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Oh, don't front, baby.
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I mean, just last night
you was up in here butt naked.
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You weren't complainin'.
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Now you didn't have a problem
when we was playin'
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Spin the Gina.
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Not right now, Martin.
No Spin the Gina.
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No, no, no.
Hell no! Would you turn around?
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No Spinnin' the Gina, Martin.
Not in front of people, okay.
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Oh, you.. Oh, you don't wanna
be smart in front of..
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Okay, fine, fine, fine.
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Look, I-I understand, you two
were sorority sisters.
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That's right, Tommy.
We are sisters for life--
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Pam, what sorority
did you go to?
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- Well, I--
- Uh, you was a q-dog, right?
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I-I think, I think
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your verbal combinations
were woof woof.
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Or, uh, what is it that y'all--
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- Shut up!
- Okay, well..
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I don't really know
what the sorority..
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I never really joined
any sororities, it just..
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- It wasn't my thing, you know.
- Oh, that's too bad.
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But, you know, it's nice, you
and Gina became friends anyway.
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What'd she say?
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You know, Monique
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are you gonna be speakin'
while you're in town?
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She ain't stopped speakin'
since she got to town.
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I'm actually here interviewin'
to host a new talk show.
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Whoa. Did you say new talk show?
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You know, 'cause I do
the talk show thing.
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You ain't competin'
with me, are you?
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I'm goin' for a national show.
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But it's cute
that you were worried.
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I ain't gonna be
too many more cute-cutes, am I?
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"I was worried."
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Come on now. Stop it.
She'll grow on you.
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Yeah, yeah, like fungus,
she'll grow on me.
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Gina, it's gettin' kind of late.
I probably should get going.
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Oh...okay, well, Tommy, Pam,
do you mind takin' her?
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I'm sure
it's on your way to the hotel..
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- Not at all.
- I'll catch you later.
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Okay, girl,
it's so good to see you!
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Well, girl, we'll just take her
home in our cute little car.
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Bye!
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Hey, y'all-y'all get home
safe now. You hear?
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Give us a call.
Let us know you got in.
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- Everything's everyth..
- I'm so glad she's here.
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Yeah, well,
I'm so glad she's gone.
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- I'm feelin' little lucky.
- What?
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I wanna play
Spin the Gina one more time.
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No, no, since everybody's gone
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I feel like playin'
Spin the Martin.
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Yeah.
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Better watch where I land on..
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Uh, look here, Nips,
when you get a chance
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give me another round
at the table, man, okay?
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- You got that, brother.
- Okay. I appreciate that.
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Hey, baby, baby,
tell Monique about the show.
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Oh, okay. Well, the show's cool.
Last week, we had a show--
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You know, that reminds me,
my interview went really well.
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- Oh.
- Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Very, very nice.
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So glad the interview
went well. Ahem.
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So anyway..
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What I was sayin', well
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we-we had
some good people on this year.
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We had what, uh, BeBe--
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BeBe and CeCe Winans.
Oh, we go way back.
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- Did I tell you about that?
- Four times.
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And we've only
known you two days.
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Um, ahem, I'll-I'll be
right back. Excuse me.
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Maybe I have been
talkin' too much.
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Really? What makes you say that?
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No, no, Monique.
We love to hear you talk.
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Yeah, yeah. Talking's good.
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Communication is always a thing
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that, you know,
will get people to talk back.
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Okay, well, ahem..
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Anyway, I had these,
uh, ex-Playboy bunnies
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on one time on the show.
These sisters had--
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They're fake.
They're really fake, you know.
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They should pick up
a copy of my book
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and learn how to be real,
you know what I'm saying.
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If I could get
a word in edgewise
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I say if you got it,
flaunt it.
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Mouth Almighty,
tongue everlastin'..
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Excuse me?
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You know what,
um, I think I wanna
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get some hors d'oeuvres for us.
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Uh, Pam, would you
please join me?
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- Alright.
- You, you need any help?
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- No, I'm fine.
- I'll get some ribs.
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I just thought
she said, "Excuse me."
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No. It wasn't like that.
Well, I.. Y'all, y'all.. Yeah.
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You know, the last thing
she really needs is some ribs.
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I mean, how can
she eat animal flesh?
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It's fattening
and it's spiritually wrong.
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Yeah, well,
don't worry about Pam.
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She'll work that off
chasin' squirrels.
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Oh, that's funny, Martin.
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Does she, uh, stuff nuts
in her little cheeks too?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..
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You don't know
that sister like that
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to be clownin' her like that.
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If anybody's gonna do the
crackin' on Pam, let me do that.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Gina, baby,
can I see you at the bar?
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Slide to the bar
as I'm tryin' to rap..
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- Hey, what's, what's wrong?
- Your friend, okay?
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She's startin' to get on my damn
nerves. That's what's wrong.
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She been clownin' Pam
ever since she got here
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Gina, and you better recognize--
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Oh, come on, Martin
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you guys gotta
give her a chance.
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She is really,
really sweet, now.
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Can you please do me a favor?
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Go over to the table and make
nice with my friend. Please.
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I'm goin' to the bathroom.
Please, Martin.
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Yeah, I know-I know.
I-I r-I read that in your book.
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And that's real.
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That's real.
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Uh, look, we-we're about to,
we're about to go
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downstairs to shoot some pool.
You wanna join us?
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- I love pool.
- Yeah?
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I'd like you to teach me some
of your trick shots, Tommy.
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You wanna know
about some trick shots
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you need to talk to my
baby Pam. She has some--
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Not interested.
236
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,106
I want to see what you can do.
237
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,441
Okay. Hey, baby!
238
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:43,776
We're gonna go downstairs
and shoot some pool
239
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:44,844
if you need us, okay?
240
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,345
- Okay.
- Alright.
241
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,382
I'm goin' to show
that trick a shot.
242
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,183
- Eh-eh-eh!
- Show her a shot!
243
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,685
Ain't that even..
You ain't got..
244
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,186
You.. She ain't got
nothin' on you, girl.
245
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,855
You know what, Martin,
I never thought I would say this
246
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,457
but Monique
is more annoyin' than you.
247
00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,559
Look, you ain't got
to sweet-talk me.
248
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,561
Look, I know you want her out.
We can get her out.
249
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,230
- What you wanna do?
- I want her out, man.
250
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,998
Well, then, we can go back
to hatin' each other later.
251
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,400
- Alright?
- I'm down.
252
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,502
- Alright, let's get her out.
- I'm down.
253
00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,804
- I'm down.
- Oh!
254
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,239
- I'm down.
- Damn!
255
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,241
You got a lot
on your mind, dontcha?
256
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,101
- Who this?
- It's me, Pam!
257
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,337
- What's the password?
- Open the door, dummy.
258
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,039
That ain't no damn password.
259
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,874
- Just open the door!
- Alright.
260
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,543
- Alright, come on. Shh!
- Stupid.
261
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,111
- Come on.
- God.
262
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,847
Oh, girl, good disguise.
I didn't recognize you.
263
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,882
You look like
a human being, girl.
264
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,617
Yeah, you look like
a normal-sized adult.
265
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,886
Whose shoulders you standin' on?
266
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,521
Alright, now, look,
check it out.
267
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,357
Gotta get down to business.
This is what I want. Now.
268
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:08,761
We got to dig up as much dirt
on Monique as we can get, okay?
269
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,229
- All of it.
- Definitely.
270
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,364
We gotta show Gina just what
time it is with her girl.
271
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,866
Hey, enough said. Okay?
272
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,901
Did you bring the night-vision
goggles? Did you bring them?
273
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,970
- Night-vision goggles. Bam.
- Ooh!
274
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,940
You look like you got
military-style ones too.
275
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,375
Let me see. Hey! Whoa!
276
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,479
Yeah. They got you right up
in the thing. Right up in this..
277
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,548
Okay, did you bring
the secret-surveillance camera?
278
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:30,950
- Did you bring that?
- Got that!
279
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,485
- Okay. Okay.
- Zoom lens.
280
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,754
- Say "Ahh."
- Alright, you want a pose?
281
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,956
Yeah. Wait, wait.
Let me get you.
282
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,659
- No, no.
- Okay.
283
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,328
That's for
all the brothers on lock-down.
284
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,662
That's for all the brothers..
285
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,966
Okay, now, uh, uh..
286
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,168
Did you bring the new
Biggie Smalls album?
287
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,003
- Yeah, I got that.
- You got the Biggie?
288
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,805
- Right here.
- Alright. Alright.
289
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,641
Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about!
290
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,510
- What you need that for?
- Oh, I lost mine.
291
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,845
This will come in handy. I
gotta get down on Biggie, okay?
292
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,581
Well, look. Hey, we got to do
this like teamwork, okay?
293
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,016
We're partners, okay?
294
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,985
- It's like Jordan and Pippen.
- Yeah.
295
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,587
In our case, Elroy and Astro.
296
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,856
Shut up, boy. Come on,
let's just get our spy on.
297
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,324
- Okay. We'll tip out.
- Just watch your back.
298
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,426
Okay. Watch your back.
I got yours, you got mine.
299
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,362
Slip and dips.
300
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,103
Girl, I haven't shopped
this much since college.
301
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,638
You wait
till I move back to Detroit
302
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,640
I'mma whip you back into shape.
303
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,275
- 'Where's my baby, huh?'
- Hey, baby.
304
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,477
Give me my luscious.
What's happenin'? I'm good.
305
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,513
- Oh, the little French thing?
- The French one.
306
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,781
Is that it? Alright.
307
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,384
What's up, Monique?
Keepin' it real, I hope.
308
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,852
Always.
309
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:42,388
Look, baby, look what
I bought today. Isn't she cute?
310
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,989
Oh, baby, that is cute.
311
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,791
Hold up, Gina, damn!
312
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,527
Three hundred dollars
for a doll, baby?
313
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,563
Gina, you could go down
on Detroit Avenue
314
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,032
and get a woman
for half that price, baby.
315
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,968
Martin, that doll's an antique.
316
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,505
So? The woman on Detroit Avenue
been there about 20 years.
317
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,574
Alright? I know she's paid.
318
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,642
- Martin.
- Alright, alright.
319
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,544
Monique know I was
just playin' with her.
320
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,346
That's a little jokey-joke, huh.
321
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,015
Just keepin' it real, huh!
322
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,251
Hey, baby, I knew
she'd grow on you.
323
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,153
Yeah, yeah. She real cool.
324
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,388
You know what I was thinkin',
Monique, I was wonderin'
325
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,591
how would you like
to come on my show?
326
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,426
Oh, that would be a great idea.
327
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,761
Martin can introduce you
to all of Detroit.
328
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,930
Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
to meet your little hip-hop
329
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,765
street-jive audience.
330
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,100
Well, ain't that, well..
331
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,935
You know what
they would love to meet you
332
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,371
my little hip-hop,
street-jive audience.
333
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,772
I wouldn't even ask
you to come on
334
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,710
if you weren't so, so real.
335
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,945
Oh, I'm real. I can be down.
336
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,581
Right on, my brother.
Power to the people!
337
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,120
Yeah, yeah, I-I-I can dig that.
338
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,193
Fake-ass Angela Davis.
339
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,932
- So you about ready to do this?
- Heck yeah.
340
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,234
I got the pictures,
you got the questions, right?
341
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,703
Hey, I'm with you, bro.
Let's put this plan into action.
342
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,940
Okay? Alright.
343
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,709
Hey, hey, and you break your,
break a leg, Monique, okay?
344
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,111
- Break a leg?
- Yeah.
345
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,545
Tommy, be careful
what you ask for.
346
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,748
You just might get it.
347
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,049
Pam, Pam, Pam,
thank you so much
348
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,651
for supportin'
Monique like this.
349
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,587
Oh, no problem, Gina. Don't
thank me now. Thank me later.
350
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,490
So, Monique, you about ready
to do this? Are-are you ready?
351
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,425
This little cable show? Please.
352
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,895
Okay. In five,
four, three, two..
353
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,265
Thank you.
354
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,803
You know, you know, whenever,
whenever you can come back
355
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,340
with applause like that,
it makes you wanna come back.
356
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,409
Well, welcome back to
"Word On The Street."
357
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,678
My next guest is the author
358
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,447
of the best-selling
book, "So Real."
359
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,683
Give it up for Monique Taylor.
360
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,285
Monique!
361
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,622
Thanks for havin'
me on, Martin.
362
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,359
I'm glad I could
have you on, Monique. Ha-ha!
363
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,594
Monique, tell me and my audience
364
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,697
what makes you such an expert
365
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,433
on how to be...so real?
366
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,535
I think it's the way
I live my life.
367
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,338
You stay true to yourself,
and you can't go wrong.
368
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,307
'Alright. Yeah, girl.'
369
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,110
Yeah, I hear you,
Sister Monique.
370
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,547
Like you said in your book,
I am a supernatural woman.
371
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,282
I don't need no makeup.
372
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,118
Hell, half the time,
I don't even brush my teeth.
373
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,823
Word, girl.
Don't brush those teeth.
374
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,157
Thanks for readin' my book.
375
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,293
Well, it says right here
in chapter three
376
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,062
you say,
"The body is a temple."
377
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,865
Explain why the body
would be a temple.
378
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,500
- I'm a vegetarian.
- 'Right.'
379
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,370
And I don't believe
in eatin' any kind of meat.
380
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,339
- Alright!
- Alright!
381
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,675
So you only like
fruits and vegetables?
382
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,143
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Okay.
383
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,145
But if it's like
"My bologna has a first name"
384
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,081
anythin' like that,
you-you just don't mess with it?
385
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,416
- Never.
- Okay.
386
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,418
You like your fruits
and your vegetables.
387
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,220
Well, how do you explain
388
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,422
this big-ass slab of ribs?
389
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,693
'With grease on it.
How do you explain that?'
390
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,895
Say it ain't so, Mo.
391
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,264
- See, that..
- What is Martin doin'?
392
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,101
I have no idea, Gina.
I'm as shocked as you are.
393
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,103
Excuse me, Martin,
I have a question
394
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,705
for meat-munchin' Monique.
395
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:23,275
Oh, yeah, w-w-we gonna take some
questions from the audience.
396
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,744
Ma'am, what's on your mind?
Speak it, tell it.
397
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,346
What's on your mind?
398
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,948
Hey, uh, how y'all doin'?
Alright.
399
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,218
Monique, in your book, you
talk about charitable donations.
400
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,121
- Wassup with that?
- Uh..
401
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,725
I believe that givin'
to charity is good for the soul.
402
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,026
Yes.
403
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,294
Yes.
404
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,629
Yes, girl.
405
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,030
You're a good-hearted person.
406
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,067
Because right here
we have a picture
407
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,302
where you are givin' a check
408
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,939
'to the Real Brothers Society.'
409
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,742
That was a very special
moment for me.
410
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,744
Aw, don't-don't-don't cry
411
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,480
because here-here's
another special moment
412
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,981
where you're collectin' money
413
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,818
'from some thick-ass brother
down in the Heights'
414
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,886
workin' the boulevards
or something.
415
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,655
That-that's not me.
That's not me.
416
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,123
Oh, it's not you?
417
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,825
Maybe it's your twin sister
skeezin' around town.
418
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,295
She ain't real, y'all!
She ain't real!
419
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,996
Yeah, look her
collectin' the dough
420
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,298
the money. She's collectin'--
421
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,333
Isn't it time for a commercial?
422
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,235
Yeah. Yeah, it's time
for a commercial.
423
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,604
We'll be right back with
sisters who are livin' foul.
424
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,339
Bam! After this.
425
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,007
Look at the money
as she collects the money
426
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,810
as you watch it yourself
with your own vision.
427
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:32,945
'Clear!'
428
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,680
Gina, how could you
let this happen?
429
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,281
What're you talkin' about? I
didn't know anythin' about this.
430
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,451
Oh, yes, you did. You
and your scrawny little fiance!
431
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,420
- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey.
432
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,921
Wait a minute, now.
433
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,424
I don't think you wanna go there
talkin' about my man, okay?
434
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,925
No, she doesn't.
435
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,027
You know what, Gina? This
really doesn't surprise me.
436
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,697
Because I always knew
you'd end up with a roughneck.
437
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,198
Oh.
438
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,167
To hell with you, okay?
439
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,936
'Cause I love my roughneck.
440
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,939
- That's right.
- Step. Just step. Okay.
441
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,509
Look, I don't have time
for autographs, okay?
442
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,378
Oh, no, no, no, sister.
You don't seem to understand.
443
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,481
I paid $12 for this book,
and you ain't even real.
444
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:13,218
I ought to kick your little
fake, fancy ass right now.
445
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,725
How could you do this to me? I
always thought you were so real.
446
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,061
Get over it, Gina,
'cause I'm paid, okay?
447
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,130
Well, if you're so paid, okay
448
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,733
give me back my hair comb
that you borrowed.
449
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,134
Oh!
450
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,139
Whoa!
451
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,415
There's a bald horse in Detroit
452
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,584
freezin' his ass off right now.
453
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,990
Baby, I know what you gonna say
454
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,026
but, Gina,
we did it for you, baby.
455
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,662
I can't believe Monique
turned out to be such a phony.
456
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,730
Yeah, Gina, I know
you think I was jealous
457
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,933
but your girl
had a stank attitude.
458
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,768
Hey, that's just real,
honey, if anybody knows about
459
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,338
stank attitudes,
it's your road dog Pam. It is.
460
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:10,409
Shut up before I flick your
little ass back to Smalltimore.
461
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,444
Well, I guess
we back to normal, huh.
462
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,746
- Hell, yeah.
- Psych.
463
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,416
Thought she had a friend.
464
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,188
- Take care, Gina.
- 'Bye.'
465
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,790
Ah!
466
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,626
No, don't look at me..
467
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,962
Don't look at me
like that, baby. I just want..
468
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,598
- Martin.
- Yeah?
469
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,199
Yeah? Yeah?
470
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,269
- Martin..
- Yeah, baby.
471
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,304
Monique was my friend,
if anybody should have
472
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,473
put her in check,
it should have been me.
473
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,442
Yeah, baby,
but you was takin' too long.
474
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,143
Well, Martin, I would
have seen through her
475
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,380
and I would have seen what
she was all about eventually.
476
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,983
But I'm glad you had my back.
477
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,652
That's what I'm here for,
baby. I'm your man.
478
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,954
I'm glad that's what
you're here for.
479
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,589
Well, I'm here
for more than that
480
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,792
but, you know, we can spin
and do a lot of that later.
481
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,327
Yeah, you know what I mean.
482
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,963
But, look, if you're ever
lookin' for your girl Monique..
483
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,399
- Yeah.
- Check it out. Here she is.
484
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,134
Oh, Martin!
485
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,469
Come on out of there, Monique!
486
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,273
Come on out of there, Monique!
487
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:15,507
Look at that. Look at that.
488
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,845
You okay? I got you
all choked up and stuff.
489
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,979
- You alright?
- Yes.
490
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,315
Okay. Get it out.
Go on. Hoick it!
491
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,816
- Stop.
- Alright.
492
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,121
- Okay.
- Look at her.
493
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,822
Not a real damn strand
in the whole thing.
494
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,591
I could knit
a sweater with this, Gina.
495
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:49,808
Alright, man. Go on.
496
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,514
They just jammin'
on that song. Oh, man.
497
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,566
Alright, man.
Alright, I'm ready, man.
498
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,234
You know, it's just fun
for our audience.
499
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,036
You know, we are gonna have fun.
500
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:20,372
Damn, that's for us, too..
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