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I cannot believe
that the wedding is almost here
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and we have paid all our bills.
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- Ah! Damn!
- What?
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Uh, Gina, it's, i-it's a letter
from the IRS, baby.
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What does the government
want with you?
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I don't know, Gina.
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They must have saw me
when I took that
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extra block
of gum and cheese, baby.
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You better open that letter
and see what they want.
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You know, Uncle Sam
doesn't play.
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Alright. Alright. Let me think.
Sam, let me think.
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Um, uh, Mr. Sam, man, uh..
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...I was gonna pay your money
but the man had told me--
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- Martin.
- Okay, let me, uh..
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Let me go on and open it,
Gina.
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Aah..
Uh-hah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What! What! What!
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- What's in it?
- Ah-hah! Ah-hah!
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Baby, what is this?
You didn't even open the letter.
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- Oh, baby.
- What?
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- Oh, check out what they sent.
- What's wrong with you?
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"Due to any accounting error
on our behalf we have enclosed
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an additional income tax refund
check in the amount of.."
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Aah! Aah-hah!
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- Four thousand dollars, baby!
- Yeah!
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- We paid! We paid!
- Oh, yes!
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- Oh, oh.
- You better go for it.
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Gina, gimme the loot.
Gimme the loot.
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- Okay, okay, uh, baby..
- Yeah.
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Baby, I'm gonna do
somethin' special for us.
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- What?
- Okay, uh..
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I'm gonna go out
and buy a satellite dish.
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- Yeah?
- Uh, um..
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A laser disc player.
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And, uh, I'm gonna get myself
a whole new wardrobe.
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'Cause I know you want
your man looking good.
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Okay, what up, dawg.
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Always liked ya.
Only day only--
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- Yeah, Martin, yeah.
- Oh-ho!
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I do, I do want you
looking good, baby.
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- You know what I was thinkin'?
- What, baby?
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I think we should
take this money, right?
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- Yeah, come on.
- A-a-and, you know..
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Kinda invest it.
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And make it work for us.
You know what I'm saying?
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- Y-you think so?
- Oh, yeah.
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I-I-I, you know what,
you're right.
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You know what,
you're right. Yeah.
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We-we gotta be smart,
we gotta be responsible
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because that's a lot of dough,
ain't it?
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- That's right.
- That's a lotta k-zash.
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Okay, uh..
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- Okay, Gina, I was thinking.
- What?
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We should go to Vegas
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put everything on black
and take our chances, Gina.
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Okay, I'm gonna start packing.
Let's do that.
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Wait, wait. Baby, baby.
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I'm thinking more of like,
you know
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a solid investment.
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You know,
Tommy says that he knows
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some people with connections.
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You think schoolboy
knows some people?
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Yeah.
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Lemme think, lemme think,
lemme think.
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Okay, you're right,
you're right.
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Okay, you get Pam
and him on the bat phone, okay?
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I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
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Wait, wait, baby.
Where you going?
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I gotta deposit this
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before the IRS finds out
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about the gum and cheese,
okay?
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So the small businessman
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is looking for something
to invest in, huh?
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Oh, why don't you sell your
clothes back to baby GAP?
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I'm gonna let that one slide,
Scary Poppins.
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Must be hard on you
this time of year.
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Everybody mistaking you
for the Easter Bunny. Ha-ha!
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Where you stashing the eggs?
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In your humpy-dump.
You snack on.
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So what you gonna do
with your money, big time?
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Oh, man. Funny you ask me that.
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Y'all think I'm crazy
but I was thinking
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about investin', openin',
ownin'..
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...one day my own restaurant.
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Ha-ha. Yes.
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Yes, 'cause, because, see,
all the big stars have 'em.
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Oprah, uh, Michael Jordan,
y'all know he's back.
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And, uh, Denzel and all of 'em.
What y'all think?
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There's this restaurant
right around the corner
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that's been closed
for about a year now.
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Maybe you can reopen it.
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Man, he don't know nothin'
about runnin' no restaurant.
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See, what I'm saying, Gina.
Pure jealousy.
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It ain't fair. Tommy, Tommy's
got his 40 acres and his mule.
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How're they gonna get mad at me
for tryin' to do my own thing?
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Get my own business, huh?
How're they gonna be mad at me?
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Yo, I'm about sick
of your mouth.
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- Then you be sick of it, okay?
- Back to the money.
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You're shooting at me,
I'll shoot it back at you.
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Now, $4000 really isn't
a lotta money
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to invest into a restaurant.
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Okay, here it is.
Check it out, I got it.
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Why don't we open up
a take-in restaurant?
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Cole, a-a-a take-in restaurant?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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See, people bring
their food in..
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...and then we charge 'em
to sit down.
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What do you think
about that, Martin?
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I think you need
some damn help, Cole.
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Okay, now that's comin'
from where I'm comin' from.
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Okay, now, now, listen.
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Whoo, what I think
we should do..
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...is find some investors
to put up the money, okay?
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All we got to do is kick back,
wait for the money to roll in
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everybody's gettin' paid.
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You pay, you pay, you pay
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whether sport down or not,
you know, boom.
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- We pay, everybody's cool.
- Right.
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You know what, I know this
African brother
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who specializes in helpin'
people, you know
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who wanna open small businesses.
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I can arrange to have him meet
us at the restaurant tomorrow.
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- What? Uhh!
- That's right.
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That's what I'm talkin'
about, Tom.
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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Yo, huh, okay. Okay,
I got-I got one more idea.
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Rent-A-Spoons!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. See.
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We serve 'em soup for free..
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...rent 'em spoons.
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Whoo, yeah.
What's up, baby?
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D-did I tell you, you had
one, what, one more tie?
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- Yeah, yeah, you did.
- Did I tell you you had that?
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- Mm-hm. What's up, baby?
- Well, guess what. Look at me.
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Time's up.
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Let him keep the eye.
It's okay.
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- It's alright. It's okay.
- What is wrong with you?
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It's alright. It's alright.
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- I didn't try go for his eye.
- I know. I know.
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- You seeing what I'm seeing?
- You went for the eye!
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Are you seeing
what I'm seeing now?
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You're messing with investments.
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Let it go. Let it go.
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Everything's alright.
Everything's fine.
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I know what I'm talking about.
I know what I'm talking about.
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- Rent 'em Spoons!
- Okay.
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Okay, Martin. Stop.
It's alright, it's alright.
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- He's going for the eye!
- That's it!
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Alright. Now, let's, let's
l-let's go back here.
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Um, back to Tommy's idea.
Tommy's idea.
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- Okay, Tommy's idea.
- The African man..
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- Right.
- Alright, Tommy.
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'Yes.'
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Where do you know this man from?
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I, uh, I don't actually know him
personally, see..
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You know some people at work
turned me out to him.
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Rent-A-Spoon!
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I'm gonna get you
next time, alright?
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No, you be quiet
with the no job..
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Alright now,
enough with the job.
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Now...y'all know I'm a brother
with good ideas, okay?
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I got a dollar and a dream
to make myself some cream.
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Okay? Are you down or what?
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Are you down?
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I'll be down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm be right there when you
fall flat on your face.
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Luckily for you
that's not too far to fall.
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You just make sure that you
tell Dino and your crew
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don't be eatin' up all the meat.
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- You hear me?
- I'll Rent 'em Spoons!
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Rent 'em spoons!
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Rent 'em spoons!
Rent 'em spoons!
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'I said move out the way.
I can get it.'
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- 'Just move.'
- One, two, ow!
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- Oh!
- Told you.
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I knew them hooves
will come in handy, Gus.
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Oh.
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Check it out, y'all. Huh?
Check it out.
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Welcome, welcome to my place.
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Welcome to Marty Mart's
Meatloaf and Waffle, baby.
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Love your waffles.
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- You like it?
- Yes.
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Gina, this is the beginnin'
of a franchise.
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- The future is now.
- Is now.
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- This place is straight nasty.
- 'Yeah? Yeah?'
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Ah, but it's got your name
written all over it, bro.
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Oh, yeah, you, you got your work
cut out for you, brother.
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That's alright 'cause
when we fix this place up..
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...people gonna be lined up
waitin' to get in this mug.
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- Ain't that right, babe?
- Yeah, that is right.
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That is right. Now, Tommy?
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- Tommy?
- 'Huh?'
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Wh-wh-where's your African
money-man, man?
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He's not that late.
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Maybe he probably
got deals all over town.
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Look, from what I hear,
this brother is large.
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What's happenin', Martin?
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- Oh, Stan. Stan!
- Uh-huh.
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What's up, man?
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What's up?
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- Hey, Martin.
- Yeah.
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Cash rules everything
around me.
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So, let's go make
the dollar, dollar bill.
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Yes, I'm back and I'm black.
You know, that's a fact.
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Stan, Stan, what are you
doing here, man?
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Well, Martin, when
I heard that it was you
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who was looking to invest,
I got right up out of my bed.
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I told my ride said, "Hold that
position, I will be back."
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Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, Stan.
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You're the African brother
with the investment hookups?
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This I gotta hear.
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No, no, Gina. Let's
check the elements here.
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We got this nasty place,
we got Martin's little ass.
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And then we got Stan
on top of that.
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One, two, three strikes.
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I'm out. I'm out.
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- Call me.
- I'll call you, baby.
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I guess, it's true
what they say, Tommy.
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What's that?
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You can lead a horse to water
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but you can't make her stay.
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Well, Stan, Stan, wh-what's up
with the African gear, man?
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Well, Tommy, you know, after
I sold the radio station
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I took the money, I went on
back home, back to my roots.
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Back to Africa.
That's beautiful.
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No, man, New York.
On 25th street.
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They were selling this stuff
out in front of the Apollo.
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Now, look at this.
Lookin' alright?
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Stan, Stan, yeah.
You look fly, man.
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It's alright.
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- Check it out, sit on down.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So, tell us, man.
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Where, where have you been?
236
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,254
Well, for a moment
I was laid up
237
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,822
in the hospital, Martin.
238
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:30,823
- Oh!
- What?
239
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,425
Really, what happened, Stan?
240
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,762
Well, you know, I was
vacationing in Holly-wild.
241
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,331
And I hitched this ride
with these two brothers
242
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,100
in this white Bronco.
243
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,168
Right?
244
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,605
Turn around man..
245
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,608
...five-o was on our asses.
246
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,911
I jumped out
and the next thing I know
247
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,046
I'm waking up in a hospital.
248
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,115
Well, you know, hey.
We're glad you are alright.
249
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,950
That-that's all we care about.
250
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,586
We-we really are glad
you're alright.
251
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,054
So, uh..
252
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:06,292
- Let's talk business now--
- Wow, wow, wait a minute.
253
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,127
You know, baby.
254
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,697
Uh, Stan, Martin and I have
a whole life savings
255
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,365
you know, tied up
into this restaurant.
256
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,402
And we kinda wanted
this business to be
257
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,139
you know, um, legitimate.
258
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,308
Legal, you know
what I'm saying, Stan?
259
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,776
Do you get what
I'm talking about?
260
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,278
'Cause I can't trust you.
You got a history.
261
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,546
Look at me, Gina.
262
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:31,650
- What?
- The old Stan is gone, Gina.
263
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,054
Hey, I've turned over
a new leaf, Gina. I swear.
264
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,255
- Oh, baby--
- I had--
265
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,091
Who's that?
266
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,760
Uh...Martin, do me a favor.
267
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,962
Go there and tell that cabbie
that you saw me
268
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,497
go through the back door, okay?
269
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,166
You just told my lady that you
turned over a new leaf.
270
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,634
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute, Stan.
271
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,003
This-this-this may sound
like a dumb question
272
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,106
but how do you plan on investing
in this restaurant
273
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,176
you can't pay your cab fare?
274
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:01,814
I can buy a whole
franchise, chump.
275
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:06,018
I just don't carry any
small bills anymore.
276
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,622
Stan, you live like the man with
the master plan, how's that?
277
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:10,823
Yes.
278
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,858
Why, you know the way
I see it, Stan?
279
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,961
All we have to do
is clean this place up.
280
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,830
Hire some employees.
281
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,365
- And it's all good.
- Uh..
282
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,333
I-is that what y'all thinkin'
like I'm thinkin'--
283
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,335
Martin, Martin, Martin, you see.
284
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,772
The problem with employees is..
285
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,942
...that eventually,
you have to pay them.
286
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,179
Now, Martin, what I
was thinking was, hey..
287
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,815
We don't need no employees.
288
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:39,385
Because them is y'all
and y'all is them.
289
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:46,158
Okay, everybody, we open
the doors in five minutes.
290
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,393
- Uh-uh, Cole?
- Yo.
291
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,561
- You know what you doin'?
- Mm-hm.
292
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,895
- You're the cook.
- Yeah.
293
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,797
- Baby, hit the kitchen.
- I'm there, baby.
294
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,566
- Hit the kitchen.
- And by the way.
295
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,235
Y'all have had no meatloaf till
you had Cole special meatloaf.
296
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,469
And since it's
the grand opening
297
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,039
I'm gonna make it boneless.
298
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,741
Tommy, here. I need
you clean off the table.
299
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,343
Now, please keep your
hairnet on.
300
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,078
I don't want hair chips
in food.
301
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,413
- Man!
- I'm-I'm just sayin'.
302
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,480
It's real important.
303
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:09,648
- Baby.
- Real important.
304
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,716
Oh, hey.
305
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:11,884
What you want me to do?
306
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,252
Oh, baby, you're the hostess.
307
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,587
Yeah, that's what
I want you to do.
308
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,690
I want you to be warm,
friendly and courteous.
309
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,592
- I can do that.
- You always could do that.
310
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,227
You could do it.
You could do it.
311
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,495
Now, where's my waitress?
312
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,998
I am not puttin' this on.
313
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,869
Alright. Fine, fine, you don't
have to wear this now.
314
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,604
But you're gonna have to
wear it on a weekend.
315
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,239
When you give the kids rides
in the parking lot.
316
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,841
You gonna have to wear it.
Well, you're gonna have to wear.
317
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,042
I mean, that's just how it is.
318
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,444
Welcome to Marty Mart's
319
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,511
Meatloaf and Waffles.
320
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,613
I will show you to your seats.
321
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,181
They're right here.
322
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,416
Cole, did you take care
of coupons like I asked you?
323
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,752
Yes, I did. I made 'em up
and passed 'em by myself.
324
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:47,853
Whoo!
325
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,054
Man, you comin' through
326
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,456
when you supposed
to come through.
327
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,258
Sorry about the stuff early.
Don't worry about it.
328
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,793
Okay? But, look.
You keep this up.
329
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,061
- You may get a raise.
- Shh.
330
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,530
Don't tell nobody. Okay.
331
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,567
Alright. What y'all want?
All we got is meatloaf.
332
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,938
I'll have, uh, 12 meatloaf
and waffle platters.
333
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,540
And, uh, a diet root beer.
334
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,778
Go looking out
on the diet root beer, bro.
335
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,147
Shoo, I don't want nothin'
to eat.
336
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,650
At least none they serve
on that menu, anyway.
337
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
- Look here, little bro.
- Yeah.
338
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,723
You see, that lady
is taken now, huh?
339
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,158
So why don't you respect mine
340
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,160
and enjoy your meal, alright?
341
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,561
You have a nice day, okay?
342
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,664
Pick up, 14.
343
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,465
- Cool, alright, yeah.
- Martin, come here, baby.
344
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,935
Look at us, we're in business.
I can't believe it.
345
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,570
Alright, look at the folks we
got in the back, huh, huh?
346
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,172
Hip hop, yeah.
347
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,007
Oh, baby, who said
I don't know nothin'
348
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,842
about runnin' a restaurant,
huh?
349
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,844
- Who-who said that.
- Not me. Not me.
350
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,347
Hey, just listen
to ol' Marty Mart
351
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:52,017
and everything will run
smooth like butter.
352
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,022
Say, man.
353
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,424
Oh, uh, hold on!
354
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,125
Uh, baby, hot, hot,
coming through. Excuse me.
355
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,194
- Brother, What's happening?
- Where's my butter, man.
356
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,996
Okay, you want the parque--
357
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,798
- Excuse me.
- Okay, let me serve the parque.
358
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,299
Okay, sister.
I'm comin' on around.
359
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,301
Why is there no menu?
What's up with that?
360
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,770
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come here. Come here.
361
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,606
Hey, I asked you for my water
ten minutes ago, okay?
362
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:17,042
Okay, you're water is comin',
okay?
363
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,214
Baby, look, look, baby there's
no way to seat these people.
364
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,882
- Where're they gonna sit?
- Okay. O-okay, baby.
365
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,451
Uh, give me, give me the menu.
366
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,787
I got the brother here with
a butter on and she wants menu.
367
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,390
Come on, ma'am.
I'm so sorry.
368
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,858
Come on, brothers.
Come on through.
369
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,326
Excuse me, ma'am.
Alright.
370
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,395
Uh, sister, you there.
Brother, you down there.
371
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,465
- But it's our anniversary.
- Oh, well, congratulations.
372
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,400
- How long you been together?
- Twenty years.
373
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,669
What? Well, time for you
to meet new people?
374
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,471
Step over there. This way.
375
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,872
Okay, brother,
did you get your, um..
376
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,240
Did you get your butter,
is that cool?
377
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,075
Uh, no. Can I get
another meatloaf?
378
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,377
You want one more meatloaf?
379
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,045
Okay, that's comin'
right up for you.
380
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,047
We need one more meatloaf.
Brother over there wants more.
381
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,583
Uh, w-we ran out of meat
a long time ago.
382
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,652
You don't want to know
what I'm using as steak.
383
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,855
- Cole, I ain't into that.
- Ha.
384
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,156
- Handle your business.
- Okay.
385
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,591
Martin, Martin, Martin.
Look, man.
386
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,426
The dishwasher's broken.
387
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,364
Tommy, you look like Mr. Clean.
Bust some suds, man.
388
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,166
- I ain't busting no damn..
- Oh--
389
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,502
Just in case you haven't noticed
this place is packin'.
390
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,836
- Can I get some help here?
- 'Hey, look.'
391
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,271
Don't start with me right now.
392
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,273
Look, man, I don't understand it
but we outta food, man.
393
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,941
We outta meat and everything.
394
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,544
What do you mean, man? Well,
then go buy some more, Cole.
395
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,247
You see, the place is crowded.
We should be getting paid, man.
396
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,915
Baby, there's no money.
397
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,717
Everybody's paying with these.
398
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,720
- Cole, Cole.
- Yes.
399
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,188
You make the coupons,
didn't you?
400
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,757
Yes, I did. Just like you said.
Five for one, right?
401
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:39,958
Five?
402
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,361
- Ah!
- No!
403
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,929
I didn't say..
404
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,065
Cole, I said, two for one, man.
405
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,634
- Cole!
- Look at this. This don't..
406
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,302
You know what,
this is the dumbest thing
407
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,637
you've ever done, man.
408
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,971
No, actually,
the dumbest thing I did
409
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,473
like here, was,
was remember when--
410
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,276
Cole, Cole, kill that, man.
Just kill that. So..
411
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,777
Everybody's in here
is eatin' on me.
412
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,779
Th-that's it.
I'm paying for all this?
413
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:01,880
- Yep.
- Yes.
414
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,816
- You..
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
415
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,284
Ah!
416
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,921
Everybody!
417
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,422
How you doing?
418
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,826
Is the food good?
419
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,495
Oh, yeah.
420
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,898
Some of you may say
it's delicious, huh?
421
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,502
- Did you get you water?
- I got my water.
422
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:29,842
- Are the prices right for you?
- Yeah!
423
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,910
Oh, yeah! They say it's right.
424
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:36,181
Well, on behalf of Marty Mart's
425
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,518
Meatloaf and Waffle, get out.
426
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,020
'Get your asses out.'
427
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,525
Oh, man.
428
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,529
Four G's gone.
Just like that.
429
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,198
This is the fastest
openin' and closin'
430
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,634
of a business in history.
431
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,337
Thought that meatloaf
was gonna take me places.
432
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,140
Damn sure, took me places.
433
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:05,043
The only one who made some money
was Pam from her tips.
434
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,287
You know what, the only way
the rest of us are gonna
435
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,389
make money if we get
the hell outta here.
436
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,790
- That's what I'm feelin'.
- Yeah.
437
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,694
Um, maybe you should try
insurance fraud, Martin.
438
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:23,962
Dig it, man. Hey.
439
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,298
A can of gasoline, a match
440
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,234
and our problems are solved.
441
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,576
Excuse me?
442
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,911
Is this the Meatloaf
and Waffle joint
443
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,512
I've been hearing
so much about?
444
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,015
Yeah, yeah, this's the Meatloaf
and Waffles joint, brother.
445
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,583
But, uh, we-we closed.
446
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,552
We're outta business, bro.
Outta business.
447
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,920
Well, good.
448
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,756
'Cause, uh, if I can't
get somethin' to eat..
449
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,090
...maybe I'll just
buy the joint.
450
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,159
Well, have a seat, my brother.
451
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,527
He's a businessman.
452
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,529
Grab him a seat or somethin'.
453
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:58,764
He's a businessman. Um..
454
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,098
Cole, we should have
one more waffle--
455
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,333
- Yeah, we do.
- Okay.
456
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,769
You like tangerine sauce
on your waffle?
457
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,003
Man, I'm not hungry, man.
458
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,371
I'm looking for
somethin' to invest in.
459
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,707
How much you paid
for this joint?
460
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,242
- Four thousand.
- Ten thousand.
461
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,177
Man, how you gonna go..
He a businessman.
462
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,445
How you gonna say 10,000--
463
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,780
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
464
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,348
Ten thousand, man.
That's a little steep.
465
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,116
- Martin, listen to me..
- He was the man..
466
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,085
He would've bought it
for $4,000.
467
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,621
We've got to hold out, man.
468
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,058
This guy look like he got
a whole lotta money, man.
469
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,460
We got to take him
for all his worth, Martin.
470
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,229
We ain't got no money.
471
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,764
Alright, let me take
a look at him, man.
472
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,367
'Yeah, alright, okay, come on.'
473
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,436
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, uh, brother.
474
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,038
How much did you say
you buy this place for?
475
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:43,108
- I give you $5,000.
- Sold! Damn!
476
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,776
You know what, check it out.
477
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,445
I'm even gonna throw
on a waitress.
478
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,946
Not only does she take orders
479
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,983
but she can catch the hell off
a frisbee. Can't she, y'all?
480
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,254
- How you doin', Miss. Lady?
- How you doin'?
481
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,156
- What you got there?
- Ah-ha, no-no.
482
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,891
Can't touch this.
483
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,428
That's all good.
That's all good.
484
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,930
So, brother..
485
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,300
...what you plan on doing with
the place now that you have it?
486
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,737
I'm gonna invest in some,
uh, Rent 'Em Spoons.
487
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,121
Luckily for you,
that ain't too far a thought.
488
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,938
You know, uh..
489
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,206
I hope when I hire you
490
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,342
you don't make those
same skunk noises.
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