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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:02,836 Oh. 2 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,471 - Yes! - Hey. 3 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:05,905 So, what did y'all think about the movie? 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,407 - I liked it. - Oh, liked it. 5 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,576 I loved it, the way Wesley jumped out of that plane 6 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,745 and then onto the blimp, then jumped over to that other plane. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:12,812 - That was dope. - Yeah. 8 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,047 I never saw anything like that. 9 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,682 - That's right. - Oh, Pam, please. 10 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,318 Just last night I saw you jump over the moon, didn't I? 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,759 Baby, I got her good on that one. 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,427 I got her good on that one. 13 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:31,431 You know, Martin, your little smart remarks used to upset me 14 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,600 but it's obvious that you're obsessed with me 15 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,435 and that's how you express it. 16 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,103 - Obsessed with you? - Yes. 17 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,905 Pam, please. 18 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,676 Oh, yeah? Okay. Alright. 19 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:46,046 Well, put your money where your big mouth is, okay? 20 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,281 I bet you $20 you can't go 21 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,450 five minutes without cracking on me. 22 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,085 Let me tell you somethin'. 23 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,422 As long as I ain't gotta look in your face, I'm stray. Chips. 24 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,025 Well, l-let me in on that bet. 25 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,026 Me too. I'm in on that. 26 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:01,628 Oh, you want an in on the bet? 27 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,962 Baby, that's what I'm talking about. 28 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,364 Look out for your man. See? 29 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,699 Um, actually, I'm betting on Pam. Sorry. 30 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,469 - Got to go with the odds. - Oh. 31 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,104 - So you in this too? - That's right. 32 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,906 Okay. Well, uh, go ahead. Do it. Do it. 33 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,208 Here we go. We gonna start right now. 34 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,543 So Pam. 35 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:17,544 Hey, girl, how ya doing? 36 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,379 - Alright. - Alright. 37 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,981 So what are you going to do tomorrow? 38 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,318 Well, tomorrow I was gonna get my hair done 39 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,154 but you know, I changed my mind 40 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,657 because it looks so good. 41 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,925 Don't you all agree? 42 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,159 Okay. 43 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,563 Excuse me. 44 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,765 Was there something that you had to say, popcorn trip? 45 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,767 - Uh.. - I didn't think so. 46 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,635 And you know what, then I got to go get my workout. 47 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:46,172 You know, keep my, my, my figure looking...tight. 48 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,007 Hey! Argh, I.. 49 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:54,481 Aah! 50 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,349 - You know what, Gina? - Yes, girl. 51 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,518 I got to have my apartment fumigated. 52 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,586 What? 53 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,922 Somebody in my buildin' has fleas. 54 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,692 I don't know how they got there. I mean, could you tell me? 55 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,861 Alright, Alright. I'll tell you! 56 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,697 It's you, Muttley. You the one with the damn fleas. 57 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,764 Give me my money! 58 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,871 Martin, I don't want 59 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,641 your funky bounced checks, man. 60 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,342 Give me the kizzash. 61 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,811 Hey, woman, I'm good for it. It's only money. 62 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,414 I just win it back by betting on you at the track. 63 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,924 Y'all tripping. I'm serious. 64 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,091 Hello. 65 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,594 Yeah. 66 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,196 Who? 67 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,831 Um, excuse me. Could you please hold? Yeah. Thank you. 68 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,834 Martin, it's the district attorney's office for you. 69 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,736 Oh, damn! 70 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,106 I-I'm in trouble. 71 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,342 Somebody call Johnnie Cochran.. 72 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:33,079 Would you take this phone? 73 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,280 - Yo-- - Oh, take the phone. 74 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,283 Okay, well, what did they say? 75 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,385 Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. 76 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,923 - Let me think, baby. - Martin. 77 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:45,191 They make you wait for them. 78 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,060 Sometimes you got to make them wait. 79 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,198 Hello? 80 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,534 Yeah. Yeah. 81 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,970 Right. I understand. Right. 82 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,138 Hey, but well, I-I ain't tripping. 83 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,474 Real. Okay, later. 84 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,542 Ah-ha! 85 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,279 What did they want? 86 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,081 Baby, they just called to let me know that, uh 87 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:10,116 Mad Dog is up for parole. 88 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,652 Mad Dog No Good's up for parole already? 89 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,654 I thought they sentenced him to 20 years. 90 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,122 Who's Mad Dog No Good? 91 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,924 One of the most notorious gangsters 92 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,492 that Detroit has ever seen. 93 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,929 Martin helped put him away about what, five years ago. 94 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,063 For what? 95 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,232 Oh, baby, he ran into my Yugo. 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,904 Well, just so happen he was running away 97 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,340 from a bank robbery at the time. 98 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,508 - Martin. - 'Yeah.' 99 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,844 You put a bank robber in prison? 100 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,812 Gina, I-I didn't put him in jail, okay? 101 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,481 I-I was trying to get my car fixed. 102 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,082 I mean, It wasn't because of me, baby! 103 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,018 I know that and you know that, Martin. 104 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,121 The problem is does Mad Dog know that? 105 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,856 - And now he's getting out? - No. 106 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,325 No, no, baby. He, he's just up for parole. 107 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:53,860 Shoot, as bad as he is 108 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,495 they're not, they're not about to let Mad Dog out. 109 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,996 I-I don't believe they would do that. 110 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,632 Not-not-not the judicial system. 111 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,371 Dag. Mad Dog No Good. 112 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,373 I remember seeing his picture up in the post office 113 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,641 when I was younger. 114 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,942 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,844 What were you doing there, McGruff? 116 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,050 What were you, taking a bite out of crime? 117 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,889 Thank you. I tell you, thank you. 118 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,824 Welcome back to "Word on the street." 119 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:29,128 And, uh, w-we're talkin' with two female body builders 120 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:32,965 who say there, there ain't no more good men in the world. 121 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,867 We say it, and we mean it. 122 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:37,070 Pa-da! 123 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,573 Heh! She says, "We say it, and we mean it. Pa-da!" 124 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,041 Well, Let me ask you a question. 125 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,576 Besides looking like Karl Malone 126 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,645 what-what seems to be the problem? 127 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,513 We don't have a problem. 128 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,549 Okay? 129 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,351 Phew. Alright, well, uh.. 130 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,721 Whoo, don't-don't break me up. L-let.. 131 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,422 You know, let's take it to the audience. 132 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,592 Okay, uh, women who can whoop your ass. 133 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,561 What are your thoughts? 134 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,262 Yeah, what we're just saying is that 135 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,733 maybe y'all could get a man if you didn't look like one. 136 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:10,269 I mean, you're probably packing more than I am. 137 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,571 Come on, now, you could tell us. 138 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,773 What size cup do y'all really wear? 139 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,843 It wouldn't take much to pack more than you. 140 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,112 'You tell them. You tell them. You tell them.' 141 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,613 And you. 142 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,216 You don't even know what it takes to be a man. 143 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,419 Slow your rolls, Smokin' Joe. 144 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:29,021 Okay, don't get me to flexing out here, okay? 145 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:38,264 Now, I'll tell you what it takes to be a man. 146 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,700 It takes standin' up for justice. 147 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:44,303 Now, uh.. 148 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,640 Y'all know Mad Dog No Good? 149 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,876 Yeah, y'all know him, don't you? Huh? 150 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,944 - Say it! You know him! - 'Yeah, yeah!' 151 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,981 Well, I went head-up with him. That's right. 152 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,816 You went head-up with Mad Dog No Good? 153 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,818 Think I didn't? 154 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,754 The Mad Dog No Good? 155 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,589 See ya. 156 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,758 Well, then run, you little punks. 157 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,796 I ain't afraid. 158 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,298 Not only did I take him down 159 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,000 but I took him on. 160 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:21,240 Now, I'm gonna bring it down for a minute 161 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:22,675 and we're gonna go to the caller. 162 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,510 Caller, are you there? 163 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,847 'Martin.' 164 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,982 'Guess who this is.' 165 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:33,753 'It's your boy Mad Dog No Good' 166 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,855 'just watching your show.' 167 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,692 'You remember me? Heh-heh!' 168 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,294 Yeah, I-I sure do. 169 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,863 Um, yeah, I-I remember you, Mad Dog. 170 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,833 Um, Mad Dog, let me ask you a question. 171 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,701 You still locked up, right? 172 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,204 'Yeah.' 173 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,105 Oh, shoot. Hey, no problem. 174 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,041 What do you wanna wrap about? 175 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,645 'I called to let you know I'm getting out..' 176 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,548 '...today.' 177 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,150 'And I'll be coming to see you.' 178 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,886 - Oh, damn. - 'Real soon.' 179 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,393 Okay, alright, uh.. 180 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,163 Well, as y'all know that's Mad Dog, uh.. 181 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,499 He just wanted to call and let y'all know he was in town 182 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,567 and anybody wanna buy him a slurpy or anything. 183 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,369 Um.. 184 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:26,239 Well, y'all know Martin Payne. I-I ain't afraid of nothin'. 185 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,241 - Yeah! - That's right. 186 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,012 Y'all know, y'all know. No. 187 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,414 I don't run from nothing, right? 188 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,927 Hey, now boy, you got to stop moving now. 189 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,862 You gotta be still or I'mma mess your hair. 190 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,597 Uh, you're right, Mr. Jim. 191 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,933 Crime in Detroit ain't no joke. 192 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,569 Ain't nobody talking about no crime. 193 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,338 Uh, you're distracted, Martin. What's on your mind? 194 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,706 You-you know, it's funny how 195 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,042 the mysteries of life just unravel. 196 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,545 You-you come in the world butt-naked and alone 197 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:08,047 and you liable to leave out that way. 198 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,550 What are you talking about, Martin? 199 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,618 Nothing, binoculars. 200 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,522 - Look, I put a man in jail. - 'Mm-hmm.' 201 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,958 And today he's getting out for parole. 202 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,593 Well, how long has he been in? 203 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,028 Five years. 204 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,529 Five years without a woman? 205 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,465 That man ain't thinking about you, man. 206 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,201 Shoot. You probably won't see him for another five years. 207 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,872 You know what? You're right, man. 208 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,540 What the hell am I tripping about? 209 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,409 He locked down, he ain't thinking about me. 210 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,277 - Ain't nobody.. - You right. You right. 211 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,247 You ain't got nothin' to be afraid of, you know. 212 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,815 Besides, you ain't no punk. 213 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,650 Somebody done told you right. 214 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,819 'Cause you know what there's gonna be a lot of slow 215 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,621 singin' and flower bringin' 216 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,423 if my burglar alarm starts ringin'. 217 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,224 You know what I'm sayin'? 218 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,160 - Talk about it, Martin. - That's right. 219 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,996 Look, any man who just got out of prison 220 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,664 ain't looking to go back in. 221 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:02,168 You know, 'cause I mean, ain't nobody that crazy. You know? 222 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,269 Word is bond. 223 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,472 Alright. 224 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,741 Hey, buck white, you ain't lyin', man. 225 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,980 I don't even care even if it is 226 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,248 you know, Mad Dog No Good. 227 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,317 Mad Dog No Good? 228 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,518 Well, wait.. 229 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,023 Yo, Martin, you ain't said nothing about no Mad Dog. 230 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,692 - Mad Dog is out? - Yeah. 231 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,029 Wait, wait, wait, but he's only up for parole, Mr. Jim. 232 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,131 He's not gonna come looking for me. Ain't that right? 233 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,299 Oh, he's coming. 234 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,468 Hey, Mad Dog don't forget a thing. 235 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,637 Now, that's the same guy who went back and got the doctor 236 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,539 who smacked him when he was born. 237 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,842 Oh, damn, but ain't nothing gonna happen to me 238 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,644 as long as I stay close to my friends, right? 239 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,546 Yeah, if you can find some. 240 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,448 Yeah, lock up, will you? 241 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,786 I don't know what they all afraid of? 242 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,722 - You don't? - Huh? 243 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,957 Man, I say you don't? 244 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,492 Uh, hell no! 245 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,128 No reason to be scared of a sad dog. 246 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,799 No, man. I didn't say sad dog. 247 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,701 I said Mad Dog. 248 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,469 - Mad Dog? - Mad. 249 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,671 Mad Dog coming? 250 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:12,972 Got to go. 251 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,977 I might need this. 252 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,847 Oh, man. That's it. I'm out. 253 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,516 - C'mon, baby. I'm ready to go. - Me too. 254 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,885 Hey, hey, y'all-y'all don't have to leave now, do you? 255 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,386 Uh, uh, baby, let's put on a movie. 256 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,722 Put on "House Party 6" or something, baby, please? 257 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,059 Bye-bye. 258 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,894 Uh, alright-alright, fine. Fine. Fine. 259 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,196 Uh, we-we don't have to watch a movie. 260 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,431 Uh, we-we can just sit and talk. 261 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,899 Yeah, come on, y'all. Let's just talk. 262 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,267 - Can we talk, please? Come on. - Can we get.. 263 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,169 - Oh, I got it, I got it. - Okay. 264 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,370 - You gotta rest, sit and talk.. - Come on, y'all. 265 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,538 Have a seat, please? 266 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,406 Uh-uh.. 267 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,041 Yeah, so, uh.. 268 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,743 You know, a lot going on in the world. 269 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,778 Oh, yeah. Sure is. 270 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,015 So what y'all been up to? 271 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,516 Well, let's see. 272 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,884 We were here last night watching 273 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,287 "The First Five House Parties." 274 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,055 And then we came over early this morning 275 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,125 to eat your nasty little breakfast. 276 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,127 Please, don't blame me for it, huh? 277 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,629 You-you the one that laid the rotten egg. 278 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,468 You ain't fooling nobody, Martin. 279 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,137 You just scared that Mad Dog is coming to get you. 280 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,272 Well, alright, fine. 281 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,111 Maybe I am a little scared, Pam, okay? 282 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,114 Everybody's not like Tommy. 283 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,316 I don't have a Pit Bull to protect me. 284 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,386 - That's it. I'm leaving, Martin - Come on, come on. 285 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,589 Can't believe y'all just going to run out on us. 286 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,290 - Yeah. - Let 'em go! Damn! 287 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,892 Let 'em go, baby! Alright? 288 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,927 We ain't afraid of nothing. Let 'em go. 289 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,630 Aah! Aah! 290 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,499 Down! Down! Down! 291 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,501 - Baby, baby, go see what it is. - Baby, down! 292 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,736 I know, baby. Keep your head down, okay? 293 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,238 Just stay there. 294 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,774 - Oh. Get off my moon. - What, what, what? 295 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,342 Get off. I say get off. 296 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,977 But I'm gettin' off. 297 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,945 I'm using you as a protective shield. Let's go. 298 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,947 Martin, get off of me! 299 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,990 Oh. My bad. It's just my popcorn. 300 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,159 - Boy! - You telling me.. 301 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,464 What the hell you popping popcorn for, man? 302 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,366 Man, it's my dinner. We been here all night. 303 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,201 C'mon, baby. Let's just get outta here. 304 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,703 I can't believe y'all just gonna leave Martin like this. 305 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,539 Martin's always been there for you. 306 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,973 Well, I'm sorry, Gina, okay? 307 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,542 I didn't know you needed our help. 308 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,844 I thought mighty mouse had special powers. 309 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,180 Sit down! 310 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,049 Damn it! I said sit down! 311 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,118 - Don't touch me. Don't-- - Sit down. 312 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,320 Ain't nobody goin' nowhere. 313 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,655 - Get the stand. - That's right. 314 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,956 Y'all got to stay. 315 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,995 - What is.. - In my mind.. 316 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,200 Baby, it could be Mad Dog. 317 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,135 Could be. 318 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,139 Well, get the phone, man. 319 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,308 What, are you scared? 320 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,077 No, I'm not scared. 321 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,847 Back up off me and stop breathing right here. 322 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,162 The number you have reached 5-5-5.. 323 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,732 Hello, Mad Dog? 324 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,100 - Put him.. - What? 325 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,736 - Put him on the speaker. - On the speaker. 326 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:31,871 There. 327 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,376 - Yeah. Oh. - 'I'm coming over.' 328 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,612 'We've got some unfinished business.' 329 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,114 - Yeah, yeah. - 'I got to tell you something.' 330 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,450 Wait, Mad Dog. 331 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,785 You let me tell you something. 332 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,255 - 'Yeah.' - I'll meet.. Yeah, yeah. 333 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,459 I'll meet you down at Nipsey's. 334 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,295 - Twelve midnight. - Alright, good, good. 335 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,063 Would that be cool? 336 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,431 'Solid.' 337 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,966 Alright, well, it's solid. 338 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,768 You're only gonna get like, uh.. 339 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:06,138 Like, five-five minutes of my time, and that's about it. 340 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,243 'That's all the time I need.' 341 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,380 - Oh, damn. - Baby! 342 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,616 Why are you meeting him at Nipsey's? 343 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,219 Baby, 'cause I don't want innocent people to get hurt. 344 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,955 Man, there's plenty of innocent people down at Nipsey's. 345 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,291 Damn it, Tommy! I'm talking about me! 346 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,094 I ain't done nothin' to nobody. 347 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,500 Guys, it is so sweet of you to come 348 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,834 down here, support Martin like this. 349 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,236 Pam, thank you for coming, girl. 350 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,737 Girl, please and miss a chance 351 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,573 to see Martin get his ass whooped? Huh! 352 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,343 I always wish I could see it on pay-per-view. 353 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,679 So where's Martin, anyway? 354 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,015 Knowing Martin, he probably paid somebody to be him. 355 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,517 Please. Martin would never do that. 356 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,851 He'll be here any minute. 357 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,121 Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? 358 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,359 Man, who are you? 359 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,096 Martin Payne, boydilocks. Ahh! 360 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,634 Now, which one of you broads be Gina? 361 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,470 I be. 362 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,772 Ahh! Excuse me. 363 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,041 Baby, give me that luscious! 364 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,510 - Eww! Get away from me! - Give me that luscious! 365 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,545 Give me that luscious! 366 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,213 What the hell you doing, man? 367 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,715 What you mean what the hell I'm doing? 368 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,651 I'm being you, man. 369 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,054 That's what you paid me to do. Now, poofball, be gone. 370 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,457 - Man, get-- - Give me that luscious! 371 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,396 Get your ass up out the thing. 372 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,832 What's wrong with him? Man, I don't know.. 373 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,202 Oh, man. You know what? 374 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,837 What am I thinkin' about? 375 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,405 Have I forgotten who I am? 376 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,474 If I'm going out, I'm going out with these 377 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,142 'cause I'm a bad man. 378 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,244 I'm a bad man. 379 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,547 Look, Martin, you don't have anything to worry about, man. 380 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,983 He's not gonna try anything in front of all these people. 381 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,885 - Mad Dog's coming! - What? 382 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,821 I said Mad Dog's a-coming! 383 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,356 Run for your lives! 384 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,097 Look, we got your back, man, alright? 385 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,499 - That's right, baby. - Yeah. 386 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,000 That's right. That's right. I got this. 387 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,101 Yeah, good, good. Best of luck. 388 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,436 - Best of luck. - Yeah, yeah. 389 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,071 - You the man. - That's right. I'm the man. 390 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,105 'Martin!' 391 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,673 - Be out. - Got to go. 392 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,942 You need us, we'll be right back here. You just call us, okay? 393 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,044 Wassup? 394 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,613 'Martin, is that you?' 395 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,548 Damn right it's me, Mad Dog. 396 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,860 Ouch. Ouch. 397 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,864 So wassup, man? 398 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,200 I mean, what-what.. 399 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,572 Wassup, Mad Dog? What you want to do, man? 400 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,541 Look, man. 401 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,043 - I waited a long time. - Yeah. Yeah. 402 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,212 To come here and thank you 403 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,314 for the five long 404 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,417 hard years in prison. 405 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,088 I waited a long time.. 406 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,789 ...to tell you I'm.. 407 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,492 Look, I'm sorry about the five long 408 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,128 hard years of prison. 409 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,064 You did the crime, and I guess you had to do the damn time. 410 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,967 Go ahead, baby! 411 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,739 You right, baby. You right. 412 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,242 So wassup? What you wanna do? 413 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,910 Bring on the noise. 414 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,680 Bring on the noise. 415 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,914 Alright. Alright. 416 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,783 Ah! I go here. 417 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,852 Damn it. I said I go here. 418 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,088 I flip it around, I bring it back, I go here again. 419 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,357 Oh, damn. 420 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,493 For all you do, this bud's for you. 421 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,099 Look, I've got something to say to you. 422 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,668 A-alright. Let me say something to you, man. 423 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,204 Let me just break it down to you. 424 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,372 Now, you tell me what the hell 425 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,541 was I supposed to do, man? 426 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:06,812 You hit my car, man, and you ran my premium went sky-high. 427 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,948 The Insurance people don't wanna hear it, man. 428 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:14,620 And...don't you know that a hit-and-run in America 429 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,455 is illegal, man? 430 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,856 Yo, man, relax! 431 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,192 I can't relax, I'm trying to tell you something. 432 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,560 I said relax. 433 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,061 I'm chillin'. 434 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,300 Now, look, look. Just cool, okay? 435 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,802 I just got somethin' to say to you. 436 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,371 Now, when I was incarcerated 437 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,406 I had a lot of time to think about some things. 438 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,674 'Yeah, yeah.' 439 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,644 And well, because of you 440 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,913 I turned my whole life around, man. 441 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,514 And I owe it all to you. 442 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,588 Oh, man. Just.. 443 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,423 Don't cry, man. 444 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,226 I get you crying like me and you get a little emotional 445 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,894 like me too, man, listen. 446 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,063 Hey, hey! Oh, oh. Okay. 447 00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,898 I, I guess you ain't been out long enough 448 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,234 so you-you don't want no hugs. 449 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,603 Okay, well, uh, what-what you gonna 450 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,005 do now then, Mad Dog? 451 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,942 I'mma tell you, I'mma make some money the right way. 452 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,677 I'm a florist. 453 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,845 What you talking about, Mad Dog? 454 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,790 I'm talking about I specialize in tropical arrangements. 455 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,259 If you need something special around the holidays 456 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,027 just give me a call, Mother's Day 457 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,128 Valentine's Day, whatever. 458 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,630 Do you do weddings? 459 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,299 Of course I do weddings, baby. 460 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,268 - Here's my card. - Thank you. 461 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,636 - This is nice. - Oh, that is so.. 462 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,605 You know what? Let me step back. 463 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,041 Mad Dog, I.. Brother, I just want to thank you. 464 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,110 Hey, man, I wanna thank you for listenin'. 465 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,979 - Thank you, brother. Thank you. - Alright. 466 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,113 Alright. 467 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,488 Oh, my, baby. I am so glad that's over. 468 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,656 Mm. Yeah, baby. 469 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,324 - You did good, Martin. - Oh. Phew. 470 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,159 Yeah, standing up to a florist 471 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,262 really took a lot of guts. 472 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,499 I'm just glad Mad Dog's 473 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,101 back on the right track. 474 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,936 - 'Get out of my way, shorty.' - 'Hey!' 475 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,904 'You watch where you are going? Who you calling shorty?' 476 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,140 'Oh, you better recognize where you stepping on.' 477 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,076 'I'm gonna beat your ass now. I'm gonna beat your ass.' 478 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,178 'Come on, Mad Dog, I didn't know it was you.' 479 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,614 'Hold still! Take your beating like a man!' 480 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,016 Let-let-let's.. 481 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,351 'Martin. I need a witness!' 482 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,753 No, you don't, okay? 483 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,755 Let's jump out the back way. 484 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,857 I ain't testifying for nobody. Let's roll. 485 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,264 Now, hey, Martin, now, you ain't said 486 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,666 nothing about no Mad Dog now. 487 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,167 - Mad Dog is out? - Yeah. 488 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,702 Yeah, but he's only up for parole. 489 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,138 He ain't coming looking for me. Ain't that right, Mr. Jim? 490 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,706 - No, he's coming. - Mm-hmm. 491 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,508 Hey, he don't forget a thing, Martin. 492 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,543 That's the guy who went back and got his doctor. 493 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,279 He smacked his doctor when he was born. 494 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,614 He did something to his doctor. 495 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,182 Whatever it was, he did, he did it. 496 00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:58,850 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 497 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,385 But anyway, that's the guy who went back 498 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,154 and got the doctor and smacked him. 499 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,324 Well, well, anyway, he went back, and he got.. 500 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,458 I'mma get this line. 501 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,226 He went back and got the doctor.. 502 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,861 Right. Who slapped him. 503 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,697 That's right. He did. Thank you. 504 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,498 - When he was born. - That's what he did. 505 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,533 Let's try that again. 506 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,967 He went back and got that doctor 507 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,970 who smacked him on the butt when he was born. 36337

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