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You still trying to fix
that hot water pipe?
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No, I got this, baby.
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Ah. It's a rough one,
but you wanna dig on it.
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- Honey.
- Yeah.
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What do you know
about plumbing, baby?
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What do you mean
what I know about plumbing?
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I know I got to fix this
'cause the landlord won't.
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Gina, I asked the man to fix
this over three weeks ago.
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And he ain't fixed jack, baby.
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Why are you always
sweating Mr. Lopez?
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He's a nice man. He's probably
busy with all his other tenants.
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Just chill, my brother.
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I'm gonna go take my shower,
alright?
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If somebody call me..
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See, why you gon' play me?
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You know, good and damn well
there are no
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regular-sized
shower cap fit that head.
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You know that.
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No, no, no, girl.
Go on with this.
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Put that,
put that on your head.
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Put that around like that.
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You got all,
all your aura up in here.
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Try that, huh?
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- Very funny, Martin.
- What?
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It can't so fit.
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Girl, I'm trying to help
you so that
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you don't have to stretch it,
Gina.
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Whatever!
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Alright, well, hey,
if the landlord did his job
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I wouldn't have
to be doing this stuff.
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'Martin, you are
overreacting, Martin.'
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- 'Just leave Mr. Lopez alone.'
- Alright.
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'Martin are you messing
with the water? It's cold.'
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- No, that ain't me.
- 'Alright. Ooh!'
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What's that, Gina, the remix?
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Okay, but you gotta
go gently, baby.
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No, look, Gina, you got to press
your tape on there, baby.
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- Martin, would you be careful?
- I am being careful.
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But you got
to press your tape, see?
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Martin, you are pushing
too hard.
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Girl, I'm tryin' keep
the hawk from coming in here.
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If the hawk come in here
all the cold
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gonna be all up in your neck.
Okay?
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- Martin, be careful.
- Nah, I'm tryin'.. Oh!
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- Martin!
- Ah.
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You done let
the hawk up in here.
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- Martin!
- Okay, give me that thing.
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Give me, give me that thing.
Imma stuff it, Imma stuff it.
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Don't be trying
to turn the tables, Martin.
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- You did it.
- You did it.
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- Oh. Yo, wassup, girl?
- Hey! Cole, wassup?
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- Ooh, wassup, man?
- Wassup?
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There's a storm coming
out there, man. It's freezing!
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- Whoo!
- You got some hot chocolate?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gina went
shopping. It's in there.
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- Go on. Make yourself at home.
- No. I didn't.
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This is your week to shop.
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You were supposed to go shopping
after you got off work, baby.
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No, Martin, you were supposed
to go, this was your week.
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Remember, we had discussed
alternating weeks.
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We had discussed this.
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Okay, okay, what-whatever.
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So basically, what you're sayin'
is you ain't got no food.
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Yeah, Gina didn't go shopping
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and she's breaking windows, man.
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Oh, look. I guess I got
to get the door, huh?
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Trying to make me feel
like I'm Mr. Belvedere! Huh?
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- Wassup? Hey, hey.
- Hey, man.
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Whoo! We barely
made it here, man.
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They're starting
to close down the streets.
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Well, we're going
to have to order a pizza
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because Martin
forgot to go shopping.
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- I did not forget to shopping--
- Yeah.
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Yo-you know, that's not
the only thing Martin forgot.
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Ahh!
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- What's that?
- It's an eviction notice.
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It was tacked
to your door...loser.
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Aah!
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Where I'mma live?
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I knew it.
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This is all your fault, Pam.
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They don't want me having
pets up in my place!
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- Get the leash. You got to go.
- Martin.
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Why, why, why are they
gonna evict us?
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Didn't you pay the rent?
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No. I ain't pay no rent.
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Not last month.
Not this month.
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And they be lucky if they get
something next month.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Not until the landlord
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does what the landlord
supposed to do.
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Martin, you haven't paid
the rent in two months? Why?
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Because he's raising our rent
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and he don't do
nothin' around here, Gina.
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I mean, I ain't paying
no rent increase.
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I'm on a rent strike.
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I ain't paying the five.
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Well, there are a lot of things
that need to be fixed.
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- I'm with you on that.
- Word.
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I went on a rent struck
once against mom.
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I just told her,
"I ain't payin'."
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Well, then what happened?
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A-after the doctors
took the shoe out of me
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we came to an understanding
and I paid her
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but I'd damn
if I'mma give that shoe back.
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Yo, Gina, please
turn up the heater somethin'.
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- It's freezin'.
- Ooh.
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Baby, there is no heat comin'
out of the heater.
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Oh, man.
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Look, Martin, Mr. Lopez
turned off your heat
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'cause you didn't pay your rent.
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Alright. Look, everybody,
stay calm.
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Alright?
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Now, we're all men around here.
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There's only one woman
up in here, and that's my baby.
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You better be quiet,
Frosty the Shortman.
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- Oh, my God!! W-what was that?
- Oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
That's my stomach.
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Look, I'm too hungry to play
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so I-Imma just, Imma just watch,
you know, go ahead..
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Oh, damn! Ooh!
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Oh! It smell like ravioli!
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Cole, Cole, don't be lettin'
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no hungry aromas
off up in here, man.
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Next time that happens
you gon' have to roll!
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Man, that's just despicable,
man!
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That-that's nasty, man!
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Look, just shuffle the deck,
jackass of spades.
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That's it, you got to go! Roll!
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Martin, Martin,
that wasn't me.
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Excuse me.
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I'm-I'm hungry, Martin.
I'm a little hungry!
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- You my woman!
- I'm sorry!
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Baby, my mouth was open!
My mouth was open!
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Stop making a big deal.
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I'm-I'm-I'm hungry too, man!
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I mean, I can't play no cards!
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Okay, alright,
everybody, alright.
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Since we're stuck here, let's
just order somethin', okay?
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Okay, uh, now,
there's a, a pizza place
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about four blocks from here
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but the only person I know that
can make it in this blizzard
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is the abominable Snow-Pam.
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Why can't you go, Martin?
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I mean, we could
just get a big rubber band
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and fling your little ass
right over there.
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What we need is some poor soul
who doesn't know any better.
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- I-I-I mean..
- Say what you say--
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I-I-I mean some, some brave soul
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who's used to working
in this rugged kind of weather
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to go get our pizzas.
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Yeah.
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Uh-uh! No! No!
Get out! Get out!
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I ain't going. You ain't gettin'
me to go out there in the cold.
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T-tell him about
what's gonna go be on it.
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- Pizza, Cole! I mean anchovies.
- Ooh!
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- Pepperoni.
- Yo!
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- No! No! No! Come on, y'all.
- Don't forget the onion!
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Y'all ain't gonna be able
to make me do this. I'm sorry.
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- Uh-uh-uh, bell peppers.
- Yes!
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- Uh, uh, extra cheese.
- Mushroom! Mushroom!
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You ain't gonna make me do it!
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Hey, C-Carl, Carl,
y-you don't even have
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to use your own money,
man, look at it.
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You hear him, Cole, y-you don't
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even have to use
your own money, Cole.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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Time to roll, Cole.
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- I'll go!
- Alright!
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That's my boy! That's my boy!
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- Yeah! Go get it!
- Okay. Okay.
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So what you want,
tell me what you want.
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We want a large pepperoni pizza.
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- With-with extra cheese.
- Okay, okay.
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Get move on it
'cause they close in 15 minutes.
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- Alright, alright.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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So you-you're, you're really
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depending on me for this, huh?
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Hey, man!
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- Are we dependin' on you?
- Yeah.
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Man, it's been about you
for the longest..
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- Hey, who's it about?
- It's about you, Cole!
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- You are the man!
- Hey! Yo!
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Why don't you go get that pizza?
Why don't you just go get it?
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- Go get it.
- I'm the man, huh?
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- Yeah!
- Is the man?
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- You're the man!
- You're the man!
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That's what they say! I'm goin'!
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- Go, Cole!
- Go on, Cole!
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It's about you, Cole! Boy!
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Y'all think he gonna make it?
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In this blizzard? Please!
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Ain't no way in hell.
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I'm hungry.
Where's Cole with these pizzas?
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Oh, baby, baby,
that might be Cole right here.
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Be Cole now. Hold on, man! Yeah?
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What's happenin', chief?
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What's happenin', James?
What's up?
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You know my sales slogan.
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You want it, I got it. If I
ain't got 'em, Imma get it.
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So get it while
it's gettin' is...good.
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Hustle man's out here
in this kinda weather.
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What you, what you sellin',
hustle man, what you--
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I got somethin'
I know you gonna dig.
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I got a special
on some free range chicken.
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What the hell
is free range chicken, man?
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It means for me, it was free.
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For you, it's gonna cost
in the range of $15.
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Man got damn hens on a branch.
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What the hell is..
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Uh, w-what, I mean, w-what..
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I mean, we're not buyin'
no damn barbecued pigeons, man!
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We don't want none!
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- I'm starving!
- Just one, please?
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- That smells so good!
- Of course, puddin'.
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That's my special sauce.
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I made it with pork
and bean juice.
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See, what it is,
you got to marinate it
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for three to two days.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Marinate it for--
- Yeah, you marinate.. Yeah.
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So-so-so do you use honey?
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- No.
- In you pork and bean sauce?
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Oh, that's passe.
We use molasses now.
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- Molasses?
- Yeah, 'cause it's thicker.
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Man, man, you, man you gonna
get your seagull-sellin' ass
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on up outta here, man!
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Stop, man!
Ain't no tryin' to buy. Step!
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It's your loss, chief!
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Your loss!
It's cold in here.
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What, you ain't pay your rent?
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Martin!
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Y'all sittin' there tryin'
to buy three them damn chickens
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uh, pigeons on a branch, man!
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Y'all don't know
where he got that!
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Stuck it right
through the pigeons!
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00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,368
And y'all tryin' to buy it.
239
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,704
Martin, look, Cole's been gone
for over an hour now, man.
240
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,707
Pam, take, take your claw
out of the glove please
241
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,843
and turn on the radio,
just take it out--
242
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:47,046
- I got it, pam.
- Stop startin' with me, Martin.
243
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,448
'Snow drifts are up
to 20 feet high.'
244
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,283
'All major roads are closed.'
245
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,386
'In other words,
if your ass ain't home'
246
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,889
'you better get there
'cause I'm out.'
247
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,858
Hey-hey, Gina, Gina, why don't
you look out the window
248
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,159
see if you see Cole comin'.
249
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,293
I don't believe this.
250
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,130
Oh, my God! Yo, look!
251
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,332
The snow's all the way up
to the fourth floor!
252
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,568
How could the snow gonna
be up till the fourth floor?
253
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,138
- That's what it is!
- Yo, I am goin' out there!
254
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,406
I-Imma find my boy Cole!
255
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,142
He put his life on the line
for us, man!
256
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,077
- I'm gonna get him.
- Martin, be careful.
257
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,246
- I'm in the snow. Listen, girl!
- Yes.
258
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,081
- If I don't come back.
- Yes.
259
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,984
I'm somewhere
in the damn snow! Alright?
260
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,161
- The pizza! The pizza!
- He got the pizza!
261
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,762
- Get the pizza!
- Come on.
262
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,330
Don't worry about him.
263
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,266
Oh! We're gettin'
ready to munch!
264
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,704
- Oh!
- Aah!
265
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,284
Okay, okay, we got to be
smart about this
266
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,119
'cause we gonna
be here a minute, okay?
267
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,022
Now, uh, we got
one bottle of water.
268
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,925
- Got it.
- Okay. One can of creamed corn.
269
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,893
We got half a tube
of toothpaste.
270
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,596
Tommy, whatcha got, bro?
Whatcha got?
271
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,298
I-I found a peanut
in the coat.
272
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,566
Okay, 'cause we're
gonna need that peanut.
273
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:14,800
Bring the peanut right here.
274
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,802
Now we gettin' somewhere. Okay.
275
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,239
Pam, how much food you got
stored up in your cheeks?
276
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,643
Lok, I know she got food
'cause--
277
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,545
That's very funny, Martin.
278
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,147
I'm sure you have
some lucky charms
279
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,150
somewhere hidden on you,
little leprechaun.
280
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,953
Yeah.
They're magically delicious!
281
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,598
I'mma tell you.
I'mma tell you, girl.
282
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,433
- Alright?
- Don't tell her, Martin!
283
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,168
It's all your fault, man!
284
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,737
Why don't you just pay
your rent like anybody else?
285
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,506
What did I say to you, man?
286
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,141
Alright? Don't show off
'cause that's your lady.
287
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,942
I am not payin' the five!
288
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,577
I ain't payin' no rent increase!
289
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,412
Now, if y'all don't like it
290
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,982
you know, now, you can two
can match up and leave!
291
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,284
- You know, that's it.
- Oh, trust me.
292
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,353
We would if we could,
but we can't
293
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,955
because we're
snowed in, Jiminy Cricket!
294
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,525
We gotta ration the water.
295
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,527
Everybody gets a capful.
296
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,128
- Okay.
- Okay?
297
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,165
Alright, hold on. Hold on.
Got your cap there.
298
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,801
Blaow! Got a splash there.
Splaaw!.
299
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,435
Okay, Gina, come on,
get your water.
300
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,004
Don't forget about
the brothers who ain't here.
301
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,307
Cole, Cole, Cole, stop.
What are doin', man?
302
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,377
We are about to be the brothers
who ain't here!
303
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,879
Gimme the water.
Gimme the water!
304
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,882
Gina, come on, baby,
come get your capful.
305
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,818
- Come on.
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,053
What you mean uh-uh? You gotta
drink water, baby. Come on.
307
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,454
- Yeah.
- Mm-mmm.
308
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,623
You gonna get dehydrated.
Now, come on.
309
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,859
- I need you to drink.
- Oh, Martin!
310
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,194
Martin, she ain't right.
Look at her, man.
311
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,895
She's hidin' some food
in her mouth.
312
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,832
What? Wait a minute.
Mm-hmm, my ass.
313
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:56,302
You got crumbs on your cheek.
Crumbs on your cheek.
314
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,070
Whistle, Gina?
315
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,206
Your man needs you to whistle.
316
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,041
Blow out.
317
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,642
Blow it.
318
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,178
- Oh.
- That's..
319
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,514
I can't help it. I gotta eat!
320
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,150
- I'm feelin' lightheaded.
- Feelin' lightheaded.
321
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,191
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
322
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,526
Alright, hold on!
323
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,595
Back up off my baby!
Y'all hold on.
324
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,030
- Okay? Alright, now hold on!
- Did not!
325
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,166
Now, ain't nobody puttin'
my baby out in the cold.
326
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,601
That's right!
327
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,870
Unless she don't give up
on the crackers.
328
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,412
- Here.
- Hello?
329
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,548
Hold on. Lopez! It's Lopez!
330
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,284
- Tell him we're gonna pay him.
- Okay. Right. Right.
331
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,554
'Cause that would be best.
Right? Okay.
332
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,855
Lopez!
333
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,725
- We ain't payin' ya jack!
- What?
334
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,602
Get your fingertips in.
Get your fingertips.
335
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,104
Fingertips in, alright?
336
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,640
- Ah-choo!
- Aah!
337
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,308
- Damn it, Cole!
- Nasty.
338
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,211
Man, that was the last match,
and you got snot on me, man!
339
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,812
- Well, I'm sorry, alright?
- Man!
340
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,147
What do you want me
to do, Martin?
341
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,548
What do you expect?
It's 20 below out there.
342
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,150
- All I can do is catch a cold!
- You know what?
343
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,619
- I'm sick of all of y'all.
- Just gimme my space!
344
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,988
- Gimme my space! That's it.
- I don't need you, either!
345
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,757
I'm fine.
346
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,928
Look at that head on Tommy.
347
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,597
Lookin' like
a big old milk dud.
348
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,402
He better not go to sleep
or Imma get my grub on.
349
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,839
These clowns thought they
had me.
350
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,509
I got three Tic Tacs
and a packet of soy sauce
351
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,412
stashed in the bottom
of my purse.
352
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,248
That'll teach them
to make fun of my head.
353
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,985
Truth be told,
I don't have a big head.
354
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,187
Head, head, head.
355
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,326
Tommy sure is crazy about me.
356
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:04,163
Look at him.
He can't stop lookin' at me.
357
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,002
Hmm, hmm, hmm!
358
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:14,006
Lord, Pam sure got
a big rump roast on her.
359
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,045
Phew! It's big, alright.
360
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,982
But I don't eat no damn swine.
361
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,989
Y'all that maybe
some-somebody, some..
362
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,390
Hold on.
363
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,069
Sorry, brother couldn't come
through the window, Martin.
364
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,905
There's a few
snow flurries out there.
365
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,808
Brother man,
we-we ain't got no food
366
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,310
if that's what
you came down for, bro.
367
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,046
Well, wait a minute,
we got us some, some fuzzy bread
368
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,548
with some nasty
green mold on it.
369
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,418
Shucks.
370
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,388
Y'all just don't know
how to eat.
371
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,390
I'll scrape the mold
right off it.
372
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,060
Sho'nuff have me a wish sammich.
373
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,362
W-what's a wish sandwich,
brother man?
374
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,332
Wish I had some meat
to go up on it.
375
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,667
I'm out.
376
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,038
Catch y'all on payday.
377
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:27,212
Damn. Sho wish I had me
some milk duds.
378
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,293
I ain't gonna make it, y'all!
This ain't happennin'!
379
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,095
Look, look, I got somethin'
to tell you.
380
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,365
If y'all have to eat me
381
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,802
just save some pieces for my
mother to recognize me, alright?
382
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,404
We ain't tryin' to have
no damn filet of Cole!
383
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,972
'You know what.'
384
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,775
Martin just go up there
and talk to Mr. Lopez
385
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,644
and pay the rent, I got a few
extra dollars, just do--
386
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,812
Oh, baby, look, keep your money.
387
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,447
No, Imma go talk
to him, alright?
388
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,948
I'll go handle it, Imma go
389
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,716
see if I can negotiate with him.
390
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,553
See if I could talk
to the man eye to eye.
391
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,154
Eye to eye?
392
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,256
Aren't you gonna need a stool?
393
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,493
Yeah, I'm gonna use the same
stool I used
394
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,762
when I milked you, Elsie.
395
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,338
- Oh, y'all.
- Hey, what?
396
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,506
- Y'all.
- What's that?
397
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,475
I think that's.. It's the heat!
398
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,244
- The heat's comin out!
- Hey, the water's on!
399
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,579
- And look, it's hot!
- Yes.
400
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,415
Martin must've paid the rent.
401
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,650
Hey! Baby! Did you pay the rent?
402
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,953
- No.
- Well, did you see, Mr. Lopez?
403
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,454
Oh, I saw all of him.
404
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,990
He's down
in Mrs. Jackson's apartment
405
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,592
but Mr. Jackson ain't home.
406
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,696
- Ooh! Ha ha!
- I don't..
407
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,298
- Mr. Lopez, how you doin'?
- Hey!
408
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,002
Papi, Martin, papi, mi amigo.
409
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,671
- Hey! Hey!
- Martin, look, mira, papi.
410
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:00,939
Uh, I know what it looked like
411
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,641
but don't let your eyes
fool you, okay?
412
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,378
I was only fixing
Mrs. Jackson's pipes, okay?
413
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,381
Oh, well, I'm guessin'
Mr. Jackson's
414
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,051
gonna be glad to hear about
the pipework you been laying.
415
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,653
Mira, Martin, mira,
now that we're here
416
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,889
talking man-to-man,
aqui, como hombre, okay?
417
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,358
I would like Mr. Jackson
to stay out of this.
418
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,528
Well, maybe you should
stay out of Mrs. Jackson.
419
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,399
Mira, mira Martin, I turned
everything on like you wanted.
420
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,139
- Comfortable!
- Oh, whoa! Okay. Alright.
421
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,741
Well. Cool.
Then, I'll tell you what.
422
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,809
Alright, Imma pay the back rent
423
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,311
but I'm not payin' the increase.
424
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,246
I can't pay the five.
I ain't payin' it.
425
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,183
- Well, I was thinking four.
- Well, I was thinking three.
426
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,018
Hmm, Estamos aqui.
Me and you, baby.
427
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,720
Bam!
Huh, what did you say? Aqui?
428
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,323
Aqui! Hey!
429
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,058
Ric-ki-ki!
430
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,597
Wait till Mr. Jackson get home.
Alright.
431
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,898
Baby, I guess it was worth it.
432
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,234
We didn't even have to pay
the whole increase.
433
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,903
I'm glad you got your stuff
turned back on, man.
434
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,705
I just stood up
for what I believed in.
435
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,106
That's it. That's just me.
436
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,575
I don't blame you, man, I mean
437
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,078
I don't believe them
trying to raise your rent $500.
438
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:17,282
Man, if it had been $500,
I'd have moved, you know..
439
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,251
Well, 5% is still
a little steep.
440
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,852
- That;s a lor of money.
- It is a lot of money.
441
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,956
Five percent?
Are ya crazy? Please.
442
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,592
- Girl, we talkin' five dollars.
- What?
443
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,796
Uh, what? Martin?
444
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:35,133
You.. you put us through all of
this for five lousy dollars?
445
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,469
Man! That's cheap, man!
446
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,238
Man, you short and you stingy!
447
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,207
I froze my butt off
for five dollars?
448
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,110
I don't like the way
the barrage is comin' at me.
449
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,379
It's like the wrath..
No, I mean, y'all are..
450
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,815
It-it's like the wrath
is comin' down on me!
451
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,452
You know what?
I'll be a man! Be a man!
452
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,454
I been waitin' to say
this all year.
453
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,757
And I'm gonna say it, huh,
and this is a good time!
454
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,160
Get to steppin'!
455
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,162
Steppin'.
456
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,901
Don't even try it,
as cold as it is out there
457
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,637
I ain't goin' nowhere!
458
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,338
Oh, you ain't gonna
step out, huh?
459
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,174
You ain't gonna step out?
Well, hustle man got burgers!
460
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,316
Come on, man, you gotta let us
in there, Martin!
461
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,419
Martin! Martin! Stop playin'!
I live here too!
462
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,454
Well, you live
out there right now!
463
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,789
Martin!
464
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,708
Riff it, riff it.
465
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,114
Y'all ever see that
in the movie theaters?
466
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,884
Where they go,
"The audience is listening"?
467
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,219
- Damn.
- That brother talkin' about na?
468
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,857
There would be one brother,
"No, I ain't seen that."
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