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Tommy! Man this weekend is gonna be dope, huh.

Heading up to Chicago for the big game.

See, how they do it up be in..

Shawton!

You're going to ride.

- It's gonna be a hometown! - That's right.

Okay, alright, let's go over the list

make sure we got all the basic food groups.

Okay, let's see. We got the beef rinds.

- Ah, that's the meat. - Okay.

- We got the corn chips. - Vegetable.

Right, right. Ah, the strawberry wine cooler.

- Fruit, beverage, all in one. - All in one.

- Hey, what's up you guys? - Hey, what's up?

Damn, how long y'all gonna be gone? A month?

We got to take our food with us, Pam.

Everybody can't chase down deer like you, baby.

You'll be up on that deer and you tackle--

Shut up!

Tommy, grab the end, so I can slide it through here.

I don't know why you two going on another road trip anyway.

You'll only end up arguing.

Ah no, come on Tommy's my man.

Twenty grand and all, we ain't arguin'.

- We hanging, we're just cool. - That's right!

See, out grew all that. See, now we're lot more mature.

Yeah, yeah. We're much more mature.

Well, Pam and I have our own plans.

This is our weekend to join the ladies league of Detroit.

- You're stalling! - You're stalling.

- Oh, this a women's club? - Uh-huh.

Well, how you going to get in Pam?

Pam, tellin' you, girl

when we go to this league meetin' we gonna look fierce.

- Yo, G? - What?

Think this hat could work?

Damn! Looks good, Miss. Celine.

- Thank you. - Wonderful.

- Thank you. - Very funny, I get it.

- I'mma take it back. - Please.

What about this outfit? You think this one's too much?

Hm, not if you are the artist formally known as" Prince."

Oh, help me take these trash bags out.

I'm telling you nothin' about you man is real.

You know that "Good Head" you're supposed to be so in love with.

Ah-ha, he had told me that he had had some Indian in him.

That he was part Chickasaw.

Oh, hey Sheneneh. Hey, Laquita.

- Don't start. - I can't. I can't do that.

Get to the incinerator. To the incinerator.

There!

Well, well lookie-lookie.

I didn't know Knickerbockers was back in style!

Look, Sheneneh, I'm not going there with you today, okay.

You will go wherever Sheneneh wants you to go!

Gina, are you ready to go to the club?

Oh, oh, oh you're talking about that new club down on Jefferson?

Hey, my cousins has won Tootsie Roll contest

down there last weekend.

Girl you gonna crazy! Sit down on that, you is crazy.

They'll be out, just don't mind popping...

No, no, no Laquita.

You see, the ladies league

is a social club for professional woman.

Most of them own their own business.

So what you tryin' to say, that's not us?

No, that's what you all trying to say.

That's what it sound like.

Let's see...okay let me be the judge, okay.

Employee! Employee!

Lookie-lookie!

Sheneneh is the owner of her own saloon.

Her own business. Sheneneh don't work for nobody.

Ahh-ayy! Ba-ba-ba-bam-bam!

As you were.

How dare you talk about.. How dare ya!

You know, Sheneneh, just because you own your scare saloon

does not mean that you can automatically get to the league.

There are other qualifications miss thing.

Yeah, they are only bringing in two new members this year.

Oh, well, that's straight. Sheneneh and m-me!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

I-I-I don't think so, Laquita.

But if you're interested next year

maybe we could help you get in.

- Maybe, maybe. - Help us get in?

You hear that? Laquita, fan me.

I'm up. Now!

Let me tell you something you little low budget salt-pepper.

Okay, we don't need you to help us get in.

We will get ourselves in. Ah-ha!

- Let's go, Laquita. - Shu-shu!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Pam! Pam, look!

All the influential woman in Detroit are here.

I know, Gina. This is where we belong.

Girl, Pam, if we get three to four clients out of this..

...I smell the promotion.

I smell a corner office with a huge window!

Good afternoon, Miss Waters, Miss James.

I am so glad you could make it.

Oh, thank you, thank you so much

Ms. Settles for inviting us.

You know, Pamela and I we're ever so excited

about joining your fine organization.

Ever so excited, Gina, please!

Ms. Settles, we are hyped!

Here, take one of my cards. Pass 'em, out.

Okay, we're coming. Pam, nice sucking up, girl.

I know how to suck up, girl.

- Hello! - Ladies, let's come to order.

I'd like you all to meet Gina Waters and Pamela James.

Two of our finalists.

I'm sure you will be impressed with their qualifications.

Hold up, wait a minute!

Your little club needs Sheneneh in it.

Hey!

- Sorry. - Excuse me.

Sheneneh...what are you doing here?

The same thing as you.

And lookin' way better may I add.

With your little tired, green, army suit on.

Hut-two choo-choo!

Sheneneh, why don't you just leave

before you embarrass yourself.

Oh, no. It's too late!

What? What? Let me tell you something, G.I Hoe.

Let me tell you something, okay.

You don't mess with me.

Looking like Colonel Abrams, you hear me?

You better back off!

I'll beat y'all with a vein.

Ladies, ladies, what's going on? Is there a problem?

No, no, no, Mrs. Settles. There is no problem.

It's just Sheneneh and Laquita.

They thought that they could join your league today

and they're just a little confused, that's all.

Confused? Please, get off of me.

- Yeah, go. Amanda is it? - Yes.

Hi, Amanda! Here's my application. Take that.

Alright. Now!

You are the one that is confused, Gina. Okay?

Don't front and loose a tooth up in here while you tryna front

in front of all your friend. Bow!

Drop your whole mouth! And drop it!

Well, according to our leads and by laws

we do have to interview all applicants.

- What? - So, umm..

Sheniqua and Lanene, please, have a seat.

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, hold up!

That's Laquita and Sheneneh.

Whatever.

Since y'all seem to know each other.

Why don't each of you introduce the lady sitting next to you?

- Sheneneh? - I don't know much about her.

But, I mean.. I mean, keep your eye on the prize, and, uh..

Oh, oh, you mean her? I'm sorry.

Oh, you mean the one with a tight ass and a big face?

Oh, okay. Oh-oh, my goodness.

Umm, what is Gina Waters?

I mean, it ain't much I can say about her.

I mean, she go with the brother

that lives across the hall from me.

But to be truthfully honest... I don't approve of it. Ha-ha.

Shut it up, Sheneneh.

Hello! I am Gina Waters.

I'm Vice President of Bentley Bufford and Diamond.

And this is my beautiful friend Pamela James.

And she...she enjoys singing, dancing

and promoting your businesses.

Please. She ain't all that.

Trust me, she ain't all that.

I think you know what I mean by that.

Now, Pamela, who's sitting next to you?

That's Laquita. She does nails.

Um, excuse me.

I would also like to add

that I have invented the new Laquita length manicure

and I also do tattoos, nose piercing

and, umm...body waxing.

Take that thing and whip it. Take it all out!

Oh, my turn.

It's on you so what you gonna do?

Hey girl. Rave it, rave it, rave it, rave it.

Well, you mind if I use your podium?

Slide down just a little, thank you.

Now, my name is Sheneneh Jenkins.

I use to run numbers for Macaroni Tony and then..

And don't act like I don't recognize some of y'all

'cause y'all know what I am talking about.

So, don't even front.

L-let her keep talking, Pam. Let her keep talking.

The more they talk, the more damage they will do.

Girl, we are in there!

Excuse me, madam, but I don't believe

rudeness is allowed, is it?

- No. - I didn't think so.

Now, I can currently be seen

dancing in one of Luke's latest videos.

But, I don't take nothing off.

I'm a lady.

That's very, umm, impressive Miss. Jenkins.

But on your application, it says you own a beauty saloon.

Oh, I do. I-I sure do.

Oh, and you need to call my hairdo online

'cause your do is done.

-What? - Oh, no, no.

I was saying that style don't work with you.

I could hook you up though.

Thank you. I think we've heard enough, Miss. Jenkins.

Oh, oh-oh okay. Well, don't push, okay.

You might not want to push.

I can set it off up in here, a-a-alright.

Straight bow!

Lady, how are you? You're alright?

Now...if our new friends

will follow Mrs. Whitmore to the door

we'll review their applications.

Come on girl, let's go.

I don't think we have to worry about them anymore.

Okay, see you tomorrow ladies. Toodles.

-Toodoo! Toodoo! - Bye, Tom Selleck.

Hold up, hold up. Di-did they say Mrs. Whitmore?

Are you related to Walter Whitmore, the dentist?

- That's my husband. - Oh-oh-ooh!

Then I know your daughter.

Walter bring her in early Saturday to get her toes done.

We don't have a daughter.

Oh! My bad. Maybe I shouldn't say you nothing.

I told you girl, don't no man be by his daughter

no fine fur coats.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Whitmore.

- But your man live in fine. - Not for much longer.

- Excuse me, ladies. - Oh, handle, you handle it.

Go and handle it. That's right, Mrs. Whitmore.

Oh, the truth will set you free!

Ah, Sheneneh...you haven't seen my husband

around your shop, have you?

Well, well, what's your man's name?

Borigard Settles.

- Oh, B! - Oh, B!

Oh, B! The one that's going out with the twins.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

He don't need to be married, not the way he running around.

- Do you know George Jones? - George!

Hoppity, hoppity George!

You know, I never thought it'd be so easy to join the league.

Girl, I almost feel sorry for Sheneneh and Laquita.

- They really did try to get in. - For what?

Too bad, so sad.

Tomorrow we gonna find out that we got in

and they didn't, okay.

Yes, we're in there! Whoo!

Hey, hey alright, alright, alright, alright.

Look, Sheneneh had told me

to come over here and make peace with y'all.

That is really nice.

You know what, we're sorry about the way

we acted at the league meeting today.

Ah-ah, you should be.

But we are willing to forget about it if you is.

Well, if you're apologizing then I am cool.

Well, look..

...we got some ticket to the Wu-Tang concert

and y'all can roll out with us if y'all want to or anything.

Wu Tang is kinda fire, you know what I am saying.

No, what is wrong with you?

She is trying set us up.

Come on, we going to the concert tonight.

We end up at the league meeting tomorrow

looking all tired, worn out, un-sophisticated--

Ah-ah, hold up, sophisticated?

Y'all don't even get y'all a mail steeled.

With them dish pan hands.

Whatever, look!

You can just go over there and tell Sheneneh

that we're just smart to fall for her

stupid little tricks, okay. Thank you!

You're right, I'm sorry and everything.

Thank you. What is wrong with you?

Oh-oh-oh, Sheneneh. Oh, they over you calling you stupid.

- Hey! - I didn't call her stupid!

Sheneneh. Oh-oh!

Sheneneh! Sheneneh!

What happened?

Y'all missed the concert last night.

Was Wu Tang not all that, were they all that?

The after party just ended. It was the bomb!

The bomb!

You know, I gonna love Jones Boy, rock that.

Oh, you want your little ramp now?

Well, guess what, my man's cousin

just got parole, you wanna be there?

Oh, my goodness. What his number is?

Alright, well I got his beeper number

'cause it's cheap to beep.

Excuse me? Excuse me?

Ladies, what about the meeting?

Yeah, yeah, we are ready

to become the members of the league, I think.

Oh, yeah. Somebody get Whitmore

so we can get this party started, right?

Here I am. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late.

But Wu Tang and I just watched the sun

come up over the Detroit river.

Now, look girls. I know we're little worn out.

So, let's get right to it, let's put our hands together

for our newest members!

Thank you. Thank you so much ladies.

- We're so happy to be a part-- - I'm sure you are.

For our two newest members

Sheneneh and Laquita!

I told you, girl. I..I told you, girl.

It's, it's just about being yourself.

And, Sheneneh...you're on the Board Of Directors!

No, you go girl.

You go, and you go, and you go and you go.

Let's give it up y'all.

Wait a minute. How did they get in?

Sheneneh told us that we should...loosen up more

and have more fun. Live a little.

Live a little.

What about us? We-we wanna be members, too.

- What do you think, huh? - I don't know.

I mean, what if I wanna come up here and relax?

I mean, do I gotta be looking all up in their faces

and they starin' all at me.

You know, 'cause they don't like me anyway.

So I just..I don't know.

Alright, fine let them in. They alright, I guess.

Oh, alright! We'll let you in, too.

Because you're Sheneneh's neighbors.

That's right. 'Cause they're down with me.

We're in there! We are in there.

Yeah, you're in there, you sure enough are in there

now that you're in there, thank me.

- Just eat it, just.. - Thank me. Thank me.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I cannot hear you through the mumble.

Thank me again!

- Thank you! - Thank you!

Boom, you didn't blow it out.

Thank you! Is that what that look like? Yeah, thank you.

Now, you realize you owe me, don't you?

And what that means is I want you

to get out there and hand my flyers out.

And you bring me some new business to my saloon.

Sheneneh sure enough saloon. You hear me?

I am not handing out nobody's flyers.

You will hand out some flyers.. Amanda, can I speak--

No, no, we gonna-we gonna, we gonna hand them.

We gonna hand them. We gonna hand them.

- Are you gonna hand them? - Yes, we got our pens!

I wanna hear your friend co-sign it.

Are you gonna hand? Will you hand?

- I'll hand them out, alright! - One more thing.

Ladies, let's not act like this party is over.

Pam, I can't believe all that drama

just to get into the ladies league.

Hmm, that's okay. At least we got in.

But if you haven't been sucking up so much

we wouldn't have had all those problems...for real.

Sucking up? Don't even try.. What about you miss thing?

Don't go to concert. Sheneneh is trying to trick us.

Oh, please! I don't talk like that.

- See, you're doing it now! - Whatever, I didn't talk--

What if I man, what if--

Look, bruh, I'm telling you, that is it.

I'm not going anymore road trip with you.

Well, fine, then I ain't got to hang with you then, Tommy.

- Okay, hey! Hey! - Baby what happened?

Baby, e-e-e-e-Tommy a trip.

The whole time, all he was talking was Pam.

Even at the game. "I wonder what Pam doing?"

You know, I told him I don't know.

She probably in a river swatting fish!

Just..

I am tired you're talking about Pam, man.

That's right baby. You tell him.

You do need to ease up a little bit Martin, really.

Hey, I mean you don't hear me talking about

how many pillows Gina done worn out with that big dome of hers.

Oh, Tommy!

I know you ain't talking head Sanford!

That's right baby.

Don't even try talking about my man

while you are standing next to Sir Short-a-lot.

- Don't be. - Come here--

Give me five for that one. I like that one.

See, I didn't say nothing about those gaps in your mouth, did I?

You need a sign that says, "Next tooth a mile."

That way! That way!

- That way! - That way!

Yes, baby, that was--

At least I'm tall enough to get on all the rides at Disney Land.

That's right baby. You tell them.

Enough! Get her baby. She wants you!

What? Why you're coming?

Baby, I see why they get along so well.

I see why they're together, they have a very shared relationship.

She shares his head. He shares her beard.

Oh!

Magic shave ain't no doing.

- You know what I am saying. - Yeah.

But, Gina, if he was shaving your head

he'll be shaving all day!

Oh, head jokes!

- What? So what? Whatever... - Get this too!

Get all that! Get all that! Get all that!

No, we're still playing cards tomorrow night?

- Oh, yeah. One love. - Oh, yeah sure.