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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,372 Tommy! Man this weekend is gonna be dope, huh. 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,807 Heading up to Chicago for the big game. 3 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,876 See, how they do it up be in.. 4 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:12,045 Shawton! 5 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,548 You're going to ride. 6 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:18,051 - It's gonna be a hometown! - That's right. 7 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,486 Okay, alright, let's go over the list 8 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:20,854 make sure we got all the basic food groups. 9 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,056 Okay, let's see. We got the beef rinds. 10 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,425 - Ah, that's the meat. - Okay. 11 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,861 - We got the corn chips. - Vegetable. 12 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:30,697 Right, right. Ah, the strawberry wine cooler. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,534 - Fruit, beverage, all in one. - All in one. 14 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,603 - Hey, what's up you guys? - Hey, what's up? 15 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,272 Damn, how long y'all gonna be gone? A month? 16 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,774 We got to take our food with us, Pam. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,544 Everybody can't chase down deer like you, baby. 18 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,113 You'll be up on that deer and you tackle-- 19 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,548 Shut up! 20 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:52,252 Tommy, grab the end, so I can slide it through here. 21 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,888 I don't know why you two going on another road trip anyway. 22 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:56,122 You'll only end up arguing. 23 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,891 Ah no, come on Tommy's my man. 24 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,392 Twenty grand and all, we ain't arguin'. 25 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,194 - We hanging, we're just cool. - That's right! 26 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,798 See, out grew all that. See, now we're lot more mature. 27 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,200 Yeah, yeah. We're much more mature. 28 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,971 Well, Pam and I have our own plans. 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,941 This is our weekend to join the ladies league of Detroit. 30 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,743 - You're stalling! - You're stalling. 31 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,978 - Oh, this a women's club? - Uh-huh. 32 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,748 Well, how you going to get in Pam? 33 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,155 Pam, tellin' you, girl 34 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,290 when we go to this league meetin' we gonna look fierce. 35 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,192 - Yo, G? - What? 36 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,528 Think this hat could work? 37 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,264 Damn! Looks good, Miss. Celine. 38 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,670 - Thank you. - Wonderful. 39 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,873 - Thank you. - Very funny, I get it. 40 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,541 - I'mma take it back. - Please. 41 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,043 What about this outfit? You think this one's too much? 42 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,713 Hm, not if you are the artist formally known as" Prince." 43 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,652 Oh, help me take these trash bags out. 44 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,361 I'm telling you nothin' about you man is real. 45 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:45,064 You know that "Good Head" you're supposed to be so in love with. 46 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,904 Ah-ha, he had told me that he had had some Indian in him. 47 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,572 That he was part Chickasaw. 48 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,078 Oh, hey Sheneneh. Hey, Laquita. 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,482 - Don't start. - I can't. I can't do that. 50 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,852 Get to the incinerator. To the incinerator. 51 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:08,021 There! 52 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,590 Well, well lookie-lookie. 53 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,826 I didn't know Knickerbockers was back in style! 54 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,332 Look, Sheneneh, I'm not going there with you today, okay. 55 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:23,503 You will go wherever Sheneneh wants you to go! 56 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,772 Gina, are you ready to go to the club? 57 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,775 Oh, oh, oh you're talking about that new club down on Jefferson? 58 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,010 Hey, my cousins has won Tootsie Roll contest 59 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,612 down there last weekend. 60 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,623 Girl you gonna crazy! Sit down on that, you is crazy. 61 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,792 They'll be out, just don't mind popping... 62 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,228 No, no, no Laquita. 63 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,862 You see, the ladies league 64 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,198 is a social club for professional woman. 65 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,766 Most of them own their own business. 66 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,202 So what you tryin' to say, that's not us? 67 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,737 No, that's what you all trying to say. 68 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,973 That's what it sound like. 69 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,576 Let's see...okay let me be the judge, okay. 70 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,247 Employee! Employee! 71 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:10,149 Lookie-lookie! 72 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,253 Sheneneh is the owner of her own saloon. 73 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,823 Her own business. Sheneneh don't work for nobody. 74 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,659 Ahh-ayy! Ba-ba-ba-bam-bam! 75 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,327 As you were. 76 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,832 How dare you talk about.. How dare ya! 77 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,302 You know, Sheneneh, just because you own your scare saloon 78 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:32,238 does not mean that you can automatically get to the league. 79 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,641 There are other qualifications miss thing. 80 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:38,511 Yeah, they are only bringing in two new members this year. 81 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,015 Oh, well, that's straight. Sheneneh and m-me! 82 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,287 Oh, God! Oh, God! 83 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,355 I-I-I don't think so, Laquita. 84 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,357 But if you're interested next year 85 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,126 maybe we could help you get in. 86 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:56,529 - Maybe, maybe. - Help us get in? 87 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,635 You hear that? Laquita, fan me. 88 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,039 I'm up. Now! 89 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:11,210 Let me tell you something you little low budget salt-pepper. 90 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,212 Okay, we don't need you to help us get in. 91 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,715 We will get ourselves in. Ah-ha! 92 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:20,453 - Let's go, Laquita. - Shu-shu! 93 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,197 Thank you. Thank you very much. 94 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,634 Pam! Pam, look! 95 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,637 All the influential woman in Detroit are here. 96 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,039 I know, Gina. This is where we belong. 97 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:43,543 Girl, Pam, if we get three to four clients out of this.. 98 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,244 ...I smell the promotion. 99 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,981 I smell a corner office with a huge window! 100 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,418 Good afternoon, Miss Waters, Miss James. 101 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:53,720 I am so glad you could make it. 102 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,421 Oh, thank you, thank you so much 103 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,023 Ms. Settles for inviting us. 104 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,225 You know, Pamela and I we're ever so excited 105 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,927 about joining your fine organization. 106 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,730 Ever so excited, Gina, please! 107 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,232 Ms. Settles, we are hyped! 108 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,435 Here, take one of my cards. Pass 'em, out. 109 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,904 Okay, we're coming. Pam, nice sucking up, girl. 110 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,006 I know how to suck up, girl. 111 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,910 - Hello! - Ladies, let's come to order. 112 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:23,449 I'd like you all to meet Gina Waters and Pamela James. 113 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,051 Two of our finalists. 114 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,554 I'm sure you will be impressed with their qualifications. 115 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,123 Hold up, wait a minute! 116 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,792 Your little club needs Sheneneh in it. 117 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,798 Hey! 118 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,075 - Sorry. - Excuse me. 119 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:53,713 Sheneneh...what are you doing here? 120 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,548 The same thing as you. 121 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,384 And lookin' way better may I add. 122 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,320 With your little tired, green, army suit on. 123 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,290 Hut-two choo-choo! 124 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,126 Sheneneh, why don't you just leave 125 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,961 before you embarrass yourself. 126 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:12,231 Oh, no. It's too late! 127 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:16,836 What? What? Let me tell you something, G.I Hoe. 128 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,440 Let me tell you something, okay. 129 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,141 You don't mess with me. 130 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,644 Looking like Colonel Abrams, you hear me? 131 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:25,812 You better back off! 132 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,149 I'll beat y'all with a vein. 133 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,985 Ladies, ladies, what's going on? Is there a problem? 134 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,688 No, no, no, Mrs. Settles. There is no problem. 135 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,857 It's just Sheneneh and Laquita. 136 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,193 They thought that they could join your league today 137 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,428 and they're just a little confused, that's all. 138 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,198 Confused? Please, get off of me. 139 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,201 - Yeah, go. Amanda is it? - Yes. 140 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:53,539 Hi, Amanda! Here's my application. Take that. 141 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,508 Alright. Now! 142 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,611 You are the one that is confused, Gina. Okay? 143 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,514 Don't front and loose a tooth up in here while you tryna front 144 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,282 in front of all your friend. Bow! 145 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,818 Drop your whole mouth! And drop it! 146 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,721 Well, according to our leads and by laws 147 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,389 we do have to interview all applicants. 148 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,059 - What? - So, umm.. 149 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,729 Sheniqua and Lanene, please, have a seat. 150 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,631 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, hold up! 151 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:22,068 That's Laquita and Sheneneh. 152 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,203 Whatever. 153 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,905 Since y'all seem to know each other. 154 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,641 Why don't each of you introduce the lady sitting next to you? 155 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,977 - Sheneneh? - I don't know much about her. 156 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,580 But, I mean.. I mean, keep your eye on the prize, and, uh.. 157 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,352 Oh, oh, you mean her? I'm sorry. 158 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:43,356 Oh, you mean the one with a tight ass and a big face? 159 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:46,158 Oh, okay. Oh-oh, my goodness. 160 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,728 Umm, what is Gina Waters? 161 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,596 I mean, it ain't much I can say about her. 162 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,231 I mean, she go with the brother 163 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,933 that lives across the hall from me. 164 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:58,838 But to be truthfully honest... I don't approve of it. Ha-ha. 165 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,441 Shut it up, Sheneneh. 166 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,844 Hello! I am Gina Waters. 167 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,413 I'm Vice President of Bentley Bufford and Diamond. 168 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,583 And this is my beautiful friend Pamela James. 169 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,287 And she...she enjoys singing, dancing 170 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,123 and promoting your businesses. 171 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,892 Please. She ain't all that. 172 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,794 Trust me, she ain't all that. 173 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,564 I think you know what I mean by that. 174 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,566 Now, Pamela, who's sitting next to you? 175 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:33,606 That's Laquita. She does nails. 176 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,308 Um, excuse me. 177 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,809 I would also like to add 178 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,779 that I have invented the new Laquita length manicure 179 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,648 and I also do tattoos, nose piercing 180 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,484 and, umm...body waxing. 181 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,991 Take that thing and whip it. Take it all out! 182 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,595 Oh, my turn. 183 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,931 It's on you so what you gonna do? 184 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,435 Hey girl. Rave it, rave it, rave it, rave it. 185 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:11,010 Well, you mind if I use your podium? 186 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,180 Slide down just a little, thank you. 187 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,017 Now, my name is Sheneneh Jenkins. 188 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:22,688 I use to run numbers for Macaroni Tony and then.. 189 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,157 And don't act like I don't recognize some of y'all 190 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:26,859 'cause y'all know what I am talking about. 191 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,594 So, don't even front. 192 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,463 L-let her keep talking, Pam. Let her keep talking. 193 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,665 The more they talk, the more damage they will do. 194 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,634 Girl, we are in there! 195 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,375 Excuse me, madam, but I don't believe 196 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,110 rudeness is allowed, is it? 197 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,946 - No. - I didn't think so. 198 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:55,521 Now, I can currently be seen 199 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:59,959 dancing in one of Luke's latest videos. 200 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,395 But, I don't take nothing off. 201 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,333 I'm a lady. 202 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,902 That's very, umm, impressive Miss. Jenkins. 203 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,372 But on your application, it says you own a beauty saloon. 204 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,574 Oh, I do. I-I sure do. 205 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,411 Oh, and you need to call my hairdo online 206 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,079 'cause your do is done. 207 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,514 -What? - Oh, no, no. 208 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,482 I was saying that style don't work with you. 209 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,419 I could hook you up though. 210 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,754 Thank you. I think we've heard enough, Miss. Jenkins. 211 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,824 Oh, oh-oh okay. Well, don't push, okay. 212 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,659 You might not want to push. 213 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:36,362 I can set it off up in here, a-a-alright. 214 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,330 Straight bow! 215 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,601 Lady, how are you? You're alright? 216 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,539 Now...if our new friends 217 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,441 will follow Mrs. Whitmore to the door 218 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,842 we'll review their applications. 219 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,277 Come on girl, let's go. 220 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,546 I don't think we have to worry about them anymore. 221 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:57,416 Okay, see you tomorrow ladies. Toodles. 222 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:01,120 -Toodoo! Toodoo! - Bye, Tom Selleck. 223 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:05,024 Hold up, hold up. Di-did they say Mrs. Whitmore? 224 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:09,462 Are you related to Walter Whitmore, the dentist? 225 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,798 - That's my husband. - Oh-oh-ooh! 226 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,533 Then I know your daughter. 227 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,403 Walter bring her in early Saturday to get her toes done. 228 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,971 We don't have a daughter. 229 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,475 Oh! My bad. Maybe I shouldn't say you nothing. 230 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,377 I told you girl, don't no man be by his daughter 231 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,879 no fine fur coats. 232 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,447 Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Whitmore. 233 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:32,585 - But your man live in fine. - Not for much longer. 234 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,821 - Excuse me, ladies. - Oh, handle, you handle it. 235 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:40,059 Go and handle it. That's right, Mrs. Whitmore. 236 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,162 Oh, the truth will set you free! 237 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:51,403 Ah, Sheneneh...you haven't seen my husband 238 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,938 around your shop, have you? 239 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,674 Well, well, what's your man's name? 240 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,943 Borigard Settles. 241 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,812 - Oh, B! - Oh, B! 242 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,848 Oh, B! The one that's going out with the twins. 243 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,117 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 244 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,487 He don't need to be married, not the way he running around. 245 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:12,191 - Do you know George Jones? - George! 246 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,526 Hoppity, hoppity George! 247 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,868 You know, I never thought it'd be so easy to join the league. 248 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,371 Girl, I almost feel sorry for Sheneneh and Laquita. 249 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,807 - They really did try to get in. - For what? 250 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,108 Too bad, so sad. 251 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,177 Tomorrow we gonna find out that we got in 252 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,378 and they didn't, okay. 253 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,380 Yes, we're in there! Whoo! 254 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,356 Hey, hey alright, alright, alright, alright. 255 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,991 Look, Sheneneh had told me 256 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,227 to come over here and make peace with y'all. 257 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,795 That is really nice. 258 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,564 You know what, we're sorry about the way 259 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,332 we acted at the league meeting today. 260 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,000 Ah-ah, you should be. 261 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,070 But we are willing to forget about it if you is. 262 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,140 Well, if you're apologizing then I am cool. 263 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:05,477 Well, look.. 264 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,913 ...we got some ticket to the Wu-Tang concert 265 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,916 and y'all can roll out with us if y'all want to or anything. 266 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,419 Wu Tang is kinda fire, you know what I am saying. 267 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,926 No, what is wrong with you? 268 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,595 She is trying set us up. 269 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,363 Come on, we going to the concert tonight. 270 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,031 We end up at the league meeting tomorrow 271 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,934 looking all tired, worn out, un-sophisticated-- 272 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,537 Ah-ah, hold up, sophisticated? 273 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,173 Y'all don't even get y'all a mail steeled. 274 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,175 With them dish pan hands. 275 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,178 Whatever, look! 276 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,413 You can just go over there and tell Sheneneh 277 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,781 that we're just smart to fall for her 278 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,917 stupid little tricks, okay. Thank you! 279 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,418 You're right, I'm sorry and everything. 280 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,187 Thank you. What is wrong with you? 281 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,927 Oh-oh-oh, Sheneneh. Oh, they over you calling you stupid. 282 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,229 - Hey! - I didn't call her stupid! 283 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,409 Sheneneh. Oh-oh! 284 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,578 Sheneneh! Sheneneh! 285 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,382 What happened? 286 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,384 Y'all missed the concert last night. 287 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,155 Was Wu Tang not all that, were they all that? 288 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,492 The after party just ended. It was the bomb! 289 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,826 The bomb! 290 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,141 You know, I gonna love Jones Boy, rock that. 291 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,611 Oh, you want your little ramp now? 292 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,012 Well, guess what, my man's cousin 293 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,014 just got parole, you wanna be there? 294 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,685 Oh, my goodness. What his number is? 295 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,455 Alright, well I got his beeper number 296 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,524 'cause it's cheap to beep. 297 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,460 Excuse me? Excuse me? 298 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,262 Ladies, what about the meeting? 299 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,530 Yeah, yeah, we are ready 300 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,532 to become the members of the league, I think. 301 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,000 Oh, yeah. Somebody get Whitmore 302 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,269 so we can get this party started, right? 303 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,539 Here I am. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late. 304 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,874 But Wu Tang and I just watched the sun 305 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,710 come up over the Detroit river. 306 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:23,649 Now, look girls. I know we're little worn out. 307 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,651 So, let's get right to it, let's put our hands together 308 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,186 for our newest members! 309 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,054 Thank you. Thank you so much ladies. 310 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,724 - We're so happy to be a part-- - I'm sure you are. 311 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,226 For our two newest members 312 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,894 Sheneneh and Laquita! 313 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,569 I told you, girl. I..I told you, girl. 314 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,072 It's, it's just about being yourself. 315 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,045 And, Sheneneh...you're on the Board Of Directors! 316 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,150 No, you go girl. 317 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,020 You go, and you go, and you go and you go. 318 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,921 Let's give it up y'all. 319 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,493 Wait a minute. How did they get in? 320 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:11,430 Sheneneh told us that we should...loosen up more 321 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,198 and have more fun. Live a little. 322 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,833 Live a little. 323 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,170 What about us? We-we wanna be members, too. 324 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,742 - What do you think, huh? - I don't know. 325 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,944 I mean, what if I wanna come up here and relax? 326 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,913 I mean, do I gotta be looking all up in their faces 327 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,281 and they starin' all at me. 328 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,949 You know, 'cause they don't like me anyway. 329 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,786 So I just..I don't know. 330 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,261 Alright, fine let them in. They alright, I guess. 331 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,230 Oh, alright! We'll let you in, too. 332 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,032 Because you're Sheneneh's neighbors. 333 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,867 That's right. 'Cause they're down with me. 334 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,536 We're in there! We are in there. 335 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,805 Yeah, you're in there, you sure enough are in there 336 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,208 now that you're in there, thank me. 337 00:17:56,275 --> 00:18:00,412 - Just eat it, just.. - Thank me. Thank me. 338 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,880 - Thank you. - Thank you. 339 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,717 I cannot hear you through the mumble. 340 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,920 Thank me again! 341 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,655 - Thank you! - Thank you! 342 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,824 Boom, you didn't blow it out. 343 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,494 Thank you! Is that what that look like? Yeah, thank you. 344 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,597 Now, you realize you owe me, don't you? 345 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,265 And what that means is I want you 346 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,234 to get out there and hand my flyers out. 347 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,404 And you bring me some new business to my saloon. 348 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,173 Sheneneh sure enough saloon. You hear me? 349 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,076 I am not handing out nobody's flyers. 350 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,779 You will hand out some flyers.. Amanda, can I speak-- 351 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,481 No, no, we gonna-we gonna, we gonna hand them. 352 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,316 We gonna hand them. We gonna hand them. 353 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,184 - Are you gonna hand them? - Yes, we got our pens! 354 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,086 I wanna hear your friend co-sign it. 355 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:45,157 Are you gonna hand? Will you hand? 356 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:49,194 - I'll hand them out, alright! - One more thing. 357 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,098 Ladies, let's not act like this party is over. 358 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,881 Pam, I can't believe all that drama 359 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,716 just to get into the ladies league. 360 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,520 Hmm, that's okay. At least we got in. 361 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,054 But if you haven't been sucking up so much 362 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,191 we wouldn't have had all those problems...for real. 363 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,694 Sucking up? Don't even try.. What about you miss thing? 364 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,631 Don't go to concert. Sheneneh is trying to trick us. 365 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,133 Oh, please! I don't talk like that. 366 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,903 - See, you're doing it now! - Whatever, I didn't talk-- 367 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,538 What if I man, what if-- 368 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,972 Look, bruh, I'm telling you, that is it. 369 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,874 I'm not going anymore road trip with you. 370 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,709 Well, fine, then I ain't got to hang with you then, Tommy. 371 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:40,212 - Okay, hey! Hey! - Baby what happened? 372 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,314 Baby, e-e-e-e-Tommy a trip. 373 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,983 The whole time, all he was talking was Pam. 374 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:48,353 Even at the game. "I wonder what Pam doing?" 375 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,755 You know, I told him I don't know. 376 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,690 She probably in a river swatting fish! 377 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,091 Just.. 378 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,930 I am tired you're talking about Pam, man. 379 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,331 That's right baby. You tell him. 380 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,700 You do need to ease up a little bit Martin, really. 381 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,402 Hey, I mean you don't hear me talking about 382 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,838 how many pillows Gina done worn out with that big dome of hers. 383 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,442 Oh, Tommy! 384 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,613 I know you ain't talking head Sanford! 385 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,852 That's right baby. 386 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,289 Don't even try talking about my man 387 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,960 while you are standing next to Sir Short-a-lot. 388 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,394 - Don't be. - Come here-- 389 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,631 Give me five for that one. I like that one. 390 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:37,236 See, I didn't say nothing about those gaps in your mouth, did I? 391 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,038 You need a sign that says, "Next tooth a mile." 392 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,810 That way! That way! 393 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,814 - That way! - That way! 394 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,749 Yes, baby, that was-- 395 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,419 At least I'm tall enough to get on all the rides at Disney Land. 396 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,158 That's right baby. You tell them. 397 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,995 Enough! Get her baby. She wants you! 398 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,329 What? Why you're coming? 399 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,598 Baby, I see why they get along so well. 400 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:09,668 I see why they're together, they have a very shared relationship. 401 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,237 She shares his head. He shares her beard. 402 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,839 Oh! 403 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:20,012 Magic shave ain't no doing. 404 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,513 - You know what I am saying. - Yeah. 405 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,649 But, Gina, if he was shaving your head 406 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,584 he'll be shaving all day! 407 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,021 Oh, head jokes! 408 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,193 - What? So what? Whatever... - Get this too! 409 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,630 Get all that! Get all that! Get all that! 410 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,699 No, we're still playing cards tomorrow night? 411 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,168 - Oh, yeah. One love. - Oh, yeah sure. 31524

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