Original subtitles

- What's up you all? - Hey!

Wassup? Move! Move! Your little ant legs. Move!

See, you can keep playing, and I'll snap!

Are you ready to check out those wedding invitations?

Oh, yeah. I will be ready in a minute.

Martin, what you guys going to do today?

I don't know, baby. Thinking about doing little shopping.

I hear that new Air Jordans are all that, Tommy.

Yeah, they, they alright.

- Alright? - Mm-hm.

They better than them damn Scare Jordans you got on.

Don't Air Jordans cost over a $100?

A $100?

You may could get one shoe for $100.

I don't know that you can get much more than that.

You can get the same shoe at Shoe Barn for like $29.95.

You just go through the barrel and you match them up.

Gina, i-it might look the same

but I don't think they gonna be Air Jordans, babe.

It-it ain't. And I ain't about to be called

walking around in a pair of Air Wacks, okay, huh?

It just doesn't make sense to pay that much money

for a pair of sneakers, Martin.

- I'm sorry. - Baby, d-do you know who I am?

Gina, I got to represent.

I can't have them disrespecting my feet

especially if I'm gonna be stomping with the big dogs!

Well, Martin, I want to stomp and represent too and all that.

But, honey, we made a deal, remember?

Neither one of us can't take out more than $200

unless we both agree.

Now, I want to be out there shopping too, but I'm willing to

make the sacrifice for our wedding, Martin.

Gina, b-b-babe, you don't understand. I need these shoes.

Baby, they got features, alright.

Baby, they're so light, you don't even know you got 'em on.

I mean, if you a ball and you here, Gina.

You here, you don't even.. Unh! You got your lay-up.

You go on post up, bap! You on you're post up. You here!

Whoom! You know what I am saying?

- It's a game. Yeah? - Baby.

If you don't know that you have them on, why do you need 'em?

- Uh? - To go around you.

To go around you.

Yeah. For all that money, I hope they make you taller.

Napoleon.

- Napoleon, huh? - Just crap..

Nah. Yeah, you do, you do, crack yourself up.

But I guess you would know about shoes.

You fetched enough slippers in your lifetime. Flipper!

Yo, wassup?

How y'all doin'?

Yo, wassup?

How y'all doin'?

Pam, what are you staring at?

That cop over there.

Girl, you need to quit.

Unh-unh. He is putting a boot on your car.

What? No! Officer! No, I'm moving it, okay?

- Don't write the ticket. - Lady..

You've got $600 on outstanding parking tickets.

Yo, Gina, that's straight up irresponsible.

Look, sir. I'm sorry, that can't be right.

I don't make mistakes.

Now, I ran a check on your license plate

and you owe the city six big ones.

How am I suppose to get this thing off my car?

Just pay the fines and we will have it off

first thing Monday morning.

Now, uh, you have yourself a nice weekend.

Great, $600!

Well, Gina, you are at the bank.

Just go in and get it, and do what you gotta do.

I can't take that much money out of our account.

After everything I said to Martin, please!

He'll have natural fit!

Uh, uh!

Ah-uh-ah-uh!

Stomp it, switch it.

Jerome's got a new tooth.

These days I'm scratching and sampling.

Aah! Let go! Let go!

Aah, wassup, there?

Wassup there, girl? Watch your mouth. Aah!

- Hey, Jerome. - Alright.

Whatcha you doing here, brother?

Well, I just came here to make me a little withdrawal.

- I meant, the money! - Wait.

Jerome, can we talk to you for a second?

What? Y'all need to ride with me?

Well, then let me get my head together first.

- What? What-what're you doing? - Yeah!

- What're you doing? - Love it, love it, love it.

- Jerome.. - Love it! Rarrh!

- Jerome! - Yeah!

Girl! Girl! Girl!

You got more curve than a bottle of Coke.

And that ain't no jo-jo-joke!

Aah! Jiga-jiga-jugle!

Aah-hah! Jerome laugh.

Can we just get down to business, brother?

Y'all ain't out here trickin', ain't you?

- Trickin'? - You sellin' that thing!

I'm not seeling nothin', Jerome.

No! No! No!

I can't believe I'm doing this, Pam.

What's up, my lady? Wassup?

Jerome, you know what?

I'm a little short of cash right now.

So do you think that I could borrow $600?

Whoa. Wait, wait, wait a minute, little Rambo.

You don't really know me like that.

Oh, come on, Jerome. We go way back.

Yeah. If I was your man, then we..

- You know, I could.. - I can't tell him that, okay?

Okay, fine, fine. Okay, okay.

Romee-Rome always love to help the ladies.

- Thank you. - Okay. Okay, okay.

- Now you need some kizash? - Yes!

Let Romee-Rome go to his teller.

Yes, yes!

- Hey, hey, hey, that's my car. - Oh, this is you?

- Yeah. Leave that alone. - Oh, okay.

Let me step off that. Okay.

Flop on up there then.

Okay, let's see. Bam!

Give me one minute. I need to do..

- Here we go. - What's he doing?

You know, I don't want to be rude.

Okay. Yeah-ah!

Okay.

There. We got you. Yeah, got you there.

- There you go. - Yes! Yes!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, Jerome!

No, no, now, now. I don't mind giving you my money

and all my honey.

What Brandy say, "I wanna be down!"

Yeah, well, Jerome. Thank you so much.

- That's very nice of you. - Thank you.

That's right. You do realize I gave you 600 today

you give me 1600 next week.

Jerome, that is way too high.

What-what do you mean too high? I got overhead, mellow yellow!

Come on. I'm thinking about gettin' me a new gold tooth.

Where-where should it be? Should it be right there?

- Or should it be right here? - No, no, no. Thank you.

Forget it! No! Come on, Pam, let's go.

You know what, Jerome? That-that's whack.

That's foul. I can't believe you.

But see, I'm saying, I'm not even her man.

I know, but you could've helped the sister out, man.

Why can't she respect where I was coming from..

Look, look, look. Junk in the trunk.

Okay? I'mma goin' be real with you.

- Okay. Yeah. - It's a holiday, right?

Doesn't mean you go make a miracle on 31st, yeah? Rarrh!

Jerome. Eey! Jerome, look, look, look.

Oh, five-O, I got to go. I'm on a little..

- Hello? - 'Hey, shorty, it's Pam.

- Oh, hey-hey, Pam. - 'Let me talk to Tom.'

Yeah, ho-hold on.

It's your man, Pam.

Gimme this phone, Martin.

Hey, baby, what's up?

- 'Can big ears hear you?' - Hm?

No, no, no. He-he's not listening. What's up?

'Gina just got a boot on her car'

'she can't get it off till Monday.'

Damn, that's messed up.

'She had to take $600 out of their joint account.'

'But you can't say nothin' to Martin, okay?'

Oh, no, no, no. I ain't goin' tell nobody, baby.

'Unh-unh.'

Ho-honey, no, no. It's just between you and me, okay?

'Look, I will be late. I'll see you later on tonight.'

Alright, I'll talk to you later.

What was that all about, Tommy?

Err, uh..

- Wrong number. - Err, uh..

- Wrong number, huh? - Mm-hm. That's right.

Come on, man. That was Pam.

How're you gonna play me here in Sanford?

Come on.

What's happening? What's going on?

Brother, she asked me not to tell you, alright.

Oh-oh, okay. I could-I could respect that.

You know, some brothers gotta do what their woman tell 'em to do.

I can understand that. Respect that, respect.

Hold on. Wait, ho-ho-hold, bro.

What you-what you trying to say, bro, huh?

I mean, what you trying to say?

Well, whoa.. You, huh..

I mean, I'm just sayin'

if Pam pulls the strings in the relationship

I can respect that. I mean, I'm cool with it.

- That's all, you. - No! No! No! No!

You talk about pulling strings, I ain't no damn puppet, dawg.

Well, I'm just saying, if-if-if the woman

wears the Dockers in the house, I mean, that's all you.

I mean, what you got on you..

That's all I was thinking, my man.

That's all I was thinking.

But I'm cool. I'm cool with it.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Martin, it ain't like that with me and Pam, man.

Look, if I were to tell you that Gina took $600

out of yours bank account to pay for her boot

that she got on her car she can't take off till Monday

that I won't tell you, alright?

And I don't give a damn what Pam got to say about that.

And you didn't hear that from me.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.

Yeah. So-so, you telling me Gina got a boot on her car?

Took $600 out of our account that we both didn't agree on?

Tha-tha-that's messed up.

Oh, I feel sad, really bad.

- You mean you're not mad? - Oh, no. No.

She's all I have. Why-why would I get mad?

Hey, look. Gina's human just like the rest of us.

You know? I mean, bless my baby's heart.

Come on, man. Let's get out out of here.

You know what? You-you've come a long way, man.

- I'm proud of you. - Well, I'm proud of me too.

Now, let's go celebrate.

I'm goin' to get them new Air Jordans.

It's shoe time, and not at their parlor.

- Let's step on out. - Alright, dawg.

Yeah. Gina wants to play a little game.

Okay, yeah. Aah!

Oh, hey, baby! Aah?

Guess who I am, Gina?

Guess who I am, baby?

I don't know.

Magic Jordan, Shaquille O'Barkley.

One of the bald headed brothers. Oh, Martin..

Um, so, you went and got the new shoes?

You think I didn't when I did.

And, a new sweatsuit, and a new sweatshirt, Martin?

I mean, how much did all of this stuff cost you?

Well, I don't know. I say, uh..

Everything including the sweatshirt?

Shoo! Let me think. Let me think. Um..

I say, it came up to about five, six hundred dollars.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You took all that money out of our account without telling me?

How could you do that, Martin?

I mean, I thought we both agreed neither one of us would..

Neither one of us would what, baby?

Huh?

Ah, ah..

What? Come on, talk to me. Bump the gums, bump the gums.

It's just that, um, nothin'.

Did anything unusual happened with you today?

- Me? - Yeah!

No, nothing happened with me.

Okay, well, look, I got to roll back out, get a few things.

Come on, let's take your car. We're gonna roll on out.

Oh, no. No, I can't do that.

Um, I'm too tired, baby. I can't. I can't, I'm too tired.

Oh, okay. Well, then I'll go by myself, okay?

Uh, just give me your keys. Boom, I'll take your car.

Boom, I gotta go to cleaners.

Why do you want to take my car, Martin?

Well, because Tommy left his car at work. Right?

So, um, what I did is, let him borrow mine.

- So, give me your keys. - No, Martin.

You-you can't borrow my car because, um..

Oh, yeah. I-I have some errands to run

so, I'll take the clothes for you.

Whoa! Wait a minute. Now you taking me on the doozy.

You just said you were tired.

You just said you were tired

now you are sayin' running errands.

Which one you wanna do, baby?

Right. I-I'm-I'm straight now.

I got my second wing.

So.. Ah! I'll take the clothes over to the cleaners

on my way to Pam's house, alright?

Aah-hah! You foolin' me once again.

I mean, come on, baby. You-you pointing that way.

Which direction does Pam live in?

I thought she lived other way, baby.

Oh, you thought I'll meet Pam? As in Pamela James?

No, no. I was talking about my other friend, Pam..

...Ikka.

Pam Ikka.

- Pam Ikka? - Yeah.

No, no. I don't believe I know her.

- No, you don't know her. - Oh, oh.

Oh, okay, well, uh.. Ah, baby, come on. Give me the keys.

No, no, no. Come on, baby. I-I'll take it for you.

No, Gina, I can't have my woman running my errands.

No, baby, I'm happy to do it. Now, come on now.

Damn, Gina, you gotta hell of a grip.

I know!

- Ooo! Take it. - Okay.

I don't-I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight.

Girl! You're killin' me.

Come on, you gonna, you gonna leave?

- I'mma go now. - Okay.

But you gonna knock me to the floor.

- Sorry. - Alright.

- Whoo! Gina. - 'What?'

You don't have to rush off so quick.

It's not like I'm giving you the boot.

Okay.

'Hey.'

Here, they, they said that your, um..

...your clothes will be ready by Tuesday.

- By Tuesday? - Yeah.

Damn, baby.

Smelling like you been running on the back of a bus, baby.

- Bus? No! - Yeah.

I haven't been on a bus, Martin.

No, that's just my new body oil.

What is it? Valvoline?

Alright. Well-well, Gina, you know what? I..

Baby, I forgot to give you my jacket to take to the cleaners.

Look, give me you car keys, I'm gonna running it on down..

No, no, Martin. That's fine.

Now, I'mma-I'mma take it for you.

- No, Gina, baby. No, you.. - No.

No, sit down, Gina. No, baby. Baby, rest yourself.

Besides, you're tired. Baby, rest yourself.

Okay? Look, I got all these errands I got to run.

I got to get me a hammer, I got to go on down the mall

get me a-a-a water hose, Pop-Tarts.

Oh, and-and, baby, a wheelbarrow.

What? What? A wheelbarrow?

Why do you need a wheelbarrow for?

For-for the thick sack of potatoes that I'm gonna need.

Potatoes? What?

Are you crazy?

No, baby. You been running all day, I ain't eat nothin'.

I'm hungry. I want some potato skins.

I want to cut 'em fresh.

- Okay, now give me the keys. - No, no, no, Martin!

No, you can't borrow my car.. Oh, in anyway..

I had left my wallet over at Pam's.

Ikka's.

Pam Ikka.

Man, just give me the damn jacket, man.

Check it out, Gina. Gina.

Ba-bo! I got his greatest hits, Gina.

Martin, I got, I got your stuff.

- What? - I got all your stuff.

- You got my stuff? - Yeah.

Oh, wait. Wa-wait a minute, baby.

No, no. This is not a 40-foot hose.

Look, give me-give me the key, I'm gonna run over there

get it myself.

Martin..

I went to every hardware store in the city.

Yeah?

There ain't no such thing, alright?

Baby. Hey.

Wait-wait, what's wrong?

I think I need a drink of water.

You thirsty?

Oh, Gina. No, no. I-I know what's wrong, Gina.

- You do? - That's right, that's right.

I know what you need. You need some ice-cream, baby.

Give me the keys, I'mma go..

No, I don't want no ice cream.

- Sure you do. give me the keys. - No, no, no.

Alright, Martin, alright!

- I can't take it no more. - 'What?'

I got a boot!

And I took $600 out of our account without telling you.

Alright, there I said it!

Baby!

Oh, I know. I know.

It's a rough one on you, ain't it? I know, I..

Hey, hey. Try not to slob on the sweatshirt, okay.

Alright. No, no, it's alright. It's cool.

I'm messing with you. Sit down-sit down here, baby.

- Oh, your heel broke. - You broke the heel.

From the Grid shoes?

No, I was waiting for a bus and I bust 'em up

and the little kids were laughin'.

Oh!

- Le-le-let me see your shoe. - See, it's all gone.

Oh, baby, it looks weird without a heel on it.

Well-well, you can walk on your front sole.

You front of your ball of your foot, that's all.

- Just ballet style. - Yes, that's what I was tryin'.

- It hurts. - Okay, don't worry.

Now look, here, here, take the shoe.

Listen, baby.. Baby.

The next time something like this happens

I'm your man, you got to come to me.

Martin, I couldn't do that because

I had told you not to buy the shoes

and-and-and I knew you'd throw it in my face.

No, I wasn't gonna do that. You got the wrong somebody.

Gina, that's not, that's not me. Huh?

Gina, I'm telling you, I didn't even get mad though

when I found out from Tommy this afternoon.

That's when I really felt worse.

That's when I was like, "Oh, I'mma get her! I'mma get her!"

- This afternoon? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Martin, you knew I didn't have a car and you sent me

runnin' around the city like Flo-Jo.

Gina..

Gina, baby, I didn't send you running nowhere

you volunteered.

Martin, I messed up my hair, I broke my heel.

You know how hard it is to get a wheelbarrow on a bus?

You think that's funny?

Yes, Gina. I think it is hilarious.

Baby, think about it.

What do I need a hose for, huh? A water hose?

We ain't got no damn lawn.

Alright, Martin. You got me, alright.

You think I didn't when I did?

Baby, baby, baby.

You got to be more careful.

Gina, I never got a boot.

And I don't even pay my tickets.

- You don't pay your tickets? - No, girl, please.

I park where I damn well please.

I get a ticket, rip, rip. I tears it up.

You know, I probably got about four

five tickets on your car alone.

You know? You know, I was on the really real.

- It's all good though. - You..

You.. You got tickets on, on my car?

Sure. They can't do nothing to me.

I'm in your car

Please!

Step off!

Yes, they can, Martin.

They can't do nothing to you, but they can put a boot, er

on my car because of your tickets.

- Your tickets, man! - Wait, wait, wait.

Let-let me go to the thinky-think for a second.

You.. You, okay, you mean to tell me

if-i-if I get a ticket on your car

you get a boot?

Bing! Yes!

Look, I'mma go water somebody's lawn.

I'mma stop on now.

No, brother. Let me talk to you for a minute.

Martin, don't you need this hammer?

Martin, baby. Come on out.

I want to see how your new outfit looks.

Um.. Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

'Ouch! Ouch!'

Ouch! Ouch! Gina.

These shoes hurt my feet.

It feels like my, my toe is crunched up.

Ouch!

Oh, Martin, stop it. Just stop.

Baby, this suit don't feel like it hang right, Gina, look.

Martin, it's fine, baby.

And this stuff is a lot cheaper at the Shoe Barn, you know?

It's just slightly irregular.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Alright, so.. So you-you really think so?

Oh, yeah, Martin.

So-so, we save money and-and it looks just as

good as all other stuff, the high price stuff?

That's right. Nobody could tell the difference.

So my partner is waiting on me in the hall

so we can play that, that ball, but, Gina, it don't matter

about the suit, or you know, what kind of clothes you got.

It's your game. As long as you got skills.

- We know I got skills. - Right.

Yo, Let me go and play there. I'mma go and play there.

And I.. Probably..

I'm probbaly gonna step on up out of here.

- Boss on a manoeuvre, you know? - Yeah.

Boop-whoo! On a single roll.

- So I'mma go roll. Okay? - Alright, baby.

- I'mma step on out. Alright. - You do that.

'Who's that Hobo Kelly!'

'Martin.'

Martin, it's not that bad.

- Rarrh! - Jerome. Eey!

Jerome, look, look, look.

Oh, five-O, I got to go!

I'm only real..