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'Those were tonight's numbers'
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'but still no winners.'
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'That means our next drawing'
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'will be worth
more than $2.5 million.'
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Told you, I don't play.
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It's like another five dollars
worth of tickets down the drain.
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Five dollars? Tried twenty.
That was my haircut money.
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That's what's bad luck.
I wouldn't had no luck at all.
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You know what? Y'all killed me.
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Y'all ain't gonna
win no lottery.
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Tommy, you got a better chance
at growing a shag.
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Shut up.
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- Right back through here, okay?
- Leave him.
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And you, Pam, you know damn well
you need to be saving your money
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to get yourself out
of that kennel.
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Cole, you got better chance
at flippin' Janet Jackson.
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That's what you get.
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Oh, really? Is that the word
on the street?
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Okay, lotto machine, now open.
$2.5 million.
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Move outta my way.
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Look at here, Martin.
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How about loan
your brother a dollar?
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Cole, didn't you hear what I
just said about the lottery?
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Yeah, yeah, damn the lottery.
I'm going to call Janet Jackson.
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Yo, wassup?
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How y'all feelin'?
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Yo, wassup?
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How y'all feelin'?
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'Okay, so, what were
those numbers again?'
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26, 12, 22, 19, 4, 15.
Well, alright!
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That's what friends are for.
Alright, bye.
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Pam, who were you talking to?
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Oh, that was Deion Ward
from the psychic hotline.
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She was giving me
my lucky numbers.
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You know, she says
somebody put roots on me.
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Pam! You know what?
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This lotto stuff
is driving you crazy.
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Deion said you would say that.
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For real?
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Oh, man, you should have
seen me. I was here, Gina.
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Oh, I was shaking 'em just
like Jordan, Gina, oh.
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Yeah, and we retired
him just like Jordan.
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Did you get the tickets,
Tommy, did you get the tickets?
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Baby, I got your tickets.
There you go.
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Pam, I can't believe
you still playing the lottery.
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Oh, laugh now, little man.
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You're gonna be even smaller
when I'm looking down at you
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from my penthouse.
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Because when I get this money
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you ain't get nothin',
nada, zilch.
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Martin, no, no, brother, a man
is only as big as his dreams.
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Yeah, well, you keep hanging out
with Pam and all your dreams
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are gonna turn into nightmares.
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Oh, y'all keep talking
about winning a lottery.
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I mean, Tommy, what would
you do if you won?
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Quit your job? Oops, my bad.
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Yeah, 'cause he ain't got
no job. We know already.
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You'll be like, hey girl, now I
know why we're together
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'cause we're here, Gina,
we're seeing eye to eye.
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Psych, Tommy, there.
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No, seriously, I mean, Cole
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you wouldn't even know
what to do if you had $2.5 mil.
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Uh, I'd give half to moms,
half to Big Shirley.
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Other half, I keep for myself.
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How y'all sound, man?
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You can't get something
for nothin'.
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This is America,
if you want something
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you gotta work hard for it.
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At least that's what they say.
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You know what, my baby is right.
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And when he's right, he's right.
Y'all better listen to my man.
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No, no, no, well, let me take
one more jab at it, okay?
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Baby, jab on.
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Ain't no such thing
as a free ride.
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Well.
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And, Pam, you should know
that most of all.
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How much money
you charge 'em kids
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to trot you around the park?
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Alright, everybody,
get your tickets out.
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Tonight's the big night.
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Nipsey, the tips
tonight are great.
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So that means I don't have
to pay you this week, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It works out for
the both of us, huh?
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Huh? Yeah, it sounds crazy.
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Hey, Martin.
You betting tonight, man?
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Yeah, I'm betting, Nipsey.
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I'm betting
none of these fools
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win a damn thing.
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That's what I'm betting.
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You know, when I win
the lottery tonight
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I'm gonna buy me a
nice big beach house.
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Just me and Denzel Washington.
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Hey, Denzel Washington?
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- Uh--
- Hey, yo, what's up?
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You're gonna be there too, baby.
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Denzel will just be
serving us drinks. Naked.
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Maybe I should have bought
some more tickets, huh, Tommy?
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You know, y'all are bugging.
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You're throwing away
all your hard earned money.
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You know what, baby?
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I'm really glad that
you stuck to your principles
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and didn't get involved
in all this.
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- One, two, three.
- Thank you.
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- You better make me some money.
- Hold up, Gina.
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Gina, I thought you said
we weren't involved.
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No, I said I'm glad
you didn't get involved.
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But don't worry, if I win
I'll break you off a piece.
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Fine, fine.
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I guess there's nothing left
for me to say, but good luck.
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- Thank you.
- Good luck.
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Okay, I see how you want
to play it now, Martin.
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- He want to wish us good luck.
- Yeah.
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Martin, we can see
right through you.
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You just want to get next to the
winner, so you don't miss out.
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Let me tell you
something, Tommy.
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I know the value of a dollar.
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I buff floors.
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Uh, well, so I delivered mail.
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I even worked at Hoochie Burger,
flipping burgers, Tommy.
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Okay, I represent
the working man
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and I don't have money
to throw away, thank you.
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Quiet, here goes the numbers.
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'Tonight's winning numbers
are 18, 22.'
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- 22.
- '14.'
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- 14.
- '6.'
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- 6.
- '4.'
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- 'And 56.'
- Damn.
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All your hopes, all your
dreams, gone down the drain.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
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Woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Oho! Aha!
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Martin, what is going on?
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I won! I won!
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I play one ticket
and I won that lottery.
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Two and a half million.
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We won! My baby won!
My baby won! We won!
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- Baby, we won!
- Oh, I do.
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'Yes, make sure,
make sure to you too. Uh-huh.'
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Listen, home shopping chump.
Yeah, give me two of everything.
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Uh-huh.
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I want a gold pool, stick,
to speed boat, all that.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Ouch!
How long have you been doing it?
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Hey, Martin, don't forget
to get that a StairMaster
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for Big Shirley, yeah.
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Yeah, give me a StumpMaster
for Big Shirley.
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Yeah, alright, and I want
it delivered right away.
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Thank you. Alright.
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Woo-woo!
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Let me see. Let me see.
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Ah, yeah, I like it.
I like it.
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See, ain't got the
dirt up under the nail.
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That's nasty. Nasty.
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Okay, let me take care of you.
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Yeah, yeah, cool, I'm there.
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Well, I got my ear.
Gimme about it here.
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Okay, cool.
Alright, take a little big.
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Get on out of here.
Alright, go on.
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Go on, go on outta here. Oh,
thank you. I appreciate that.
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Listen, y'all may wanna be
on standby 'cause later on
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I might need to shape up, okay?
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Alright.
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Alright. Yo what's up, man?
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- What's up?
- Yo, look at here.
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Give it here. Alright, now.
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Hey, why don't we go back to
our old high school and buy it?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Ah, Cole, that's funny.
I like it though.
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But you know what?
I ain't got time.
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I ain't got time in London,
Paris or Africa.
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Oh!
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- Boom shaka-laka.
- What is that? Boom shaka-laka.
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Hi, babe.
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Martin, where did you
get all this stuff?
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Well, baby, you know,
just went out
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and brought me a
little something, something.
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That's awesome. Thanks.
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Sweetheart, I can't believe
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you're spending money
we don't even have yet.
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Gina, that's money in the bank.
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What is you talking about?
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I'm a millionaire.
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If I want something,
they just put it on my tab.
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And don't you worry, girl,
'cause on Monday I get pizaid.
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I know, that's right, boy. Come
Monday we're gonna be pizaid.
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Cole, Cole, I said
I, not we, okay?
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Get-get the sugar daddy
out of your ear. Flick 'em.
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Yeah, alright.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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Sweetheart, I just think we need
to slow down a little bit.
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I mean, let's-let's pay
for the wedding
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and save the rest
for a rainy day.
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Okay, cool.
Cool, you're right.
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Then I guess I gotta take back
what I bought you.
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You don't need this.
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- Let me see it.
- I thought you don't want it.
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I thought you don't want it.
Now you don't mind.
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Look at you, huh?
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Oh, Martin.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, baby!
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- Yeah.
- A cashmere coat?
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- That's right.
- Sweetie, oh.
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And Donna Karan shoes.
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Oh, these are bad, Martin.
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Well, I don't know
if they're Donna Karan
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or Don King or Don Kennedy.
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But it's all good, Gina.
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It's all good
and it's all yours. Ha-ha.
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- Martin, baby.
- Yeah, baby.
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What I'm gonna tell you is--
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Get the shoe. Pick up the
other shoe. Yeah.
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Those are Donna Karan.
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You don't, you don't let one
shoe stay on the floor.
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- Baby.
- Yeah, baby.
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What I meant to say is
we're rich and rollin', baby.
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Yeah, that's right. That's what
I was tryin' to tell you.
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That's why I go out
and buy all this.
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What's up?
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Look at you looking as
good as you wanna look.
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Alright, what's this thing?
I like it. I like it.
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What's that?
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What's happen?
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Oh, you went to gym, bro?
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Ouch!
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I can hurt you.
Well then, get off me!
227
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,977
So how you doing, Scrappy Doo?
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Scrappy Doo? Did you hear
what he called me? Scrappy Doo.
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I love it when you
call me Scrappy Doo.
230
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What, you want me
to do another one?
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Please do it. Let me--
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Okay, okay, another one.
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In this-in this ear.
In this ear.
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What you doin' here,
Nappy Longstocking?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Get off me! Get off me!
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00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,007
So, did you get
the check yet, bro?
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Oh. No, not yet.
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00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,478
But when I do, I'm gonna
be sure to invest in you.
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- Oh, really?
- Sure.
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Fine Clydesdale like you.
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I'll have you in the derby
in no time.
243
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,255
Just bugging, girl, ride them.
Bug them, ride them.
244
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,356
Bug them, ride them.
245
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,926
Martin!
246
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,767
All in there. Rolling.
247
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,570
Martin, why don't you stop?
248
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:48,441
No, no, no, that's okay,
Gina. That's okay.
249
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,444
I love it when he's like this.
I'll be over here.
250
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,511
Yeah, you just stuck over there.
251
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,046
Martin! Martin, look.
252
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,748
I test drove those cars
like you wanted me to, right?
253
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,017
You know, I think-I think
I like the Ferrari the best.
254
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,753
What? How-how's the engine?
Is it, rum-rum?
255
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,788
No, it is better than that.
It is rum-rum-rum-rum-rum.
256
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,457
Is it? Alright.
257
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,560
Okay, well, do you
want you a Ferrari?
258
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,261
I say you want you a Ferrari?
259
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,397
Hell, yeah, I want me a Ferrari.
260
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,866
Alright. That's what
I'm talking about.
261
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,635
Well, I tell you what.
You go get me one.
262
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,038
You go get you a Ferrari.
263
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,476
Ah, Cole...do you want
your Ferrari too?
264
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,577
Sure, you're right.
265
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,580
Alright, everybody gets
a Ferrari.
266
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,915
My boys get Ferrari.
267
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,784
- Yeah. What?
- Oh, oh, oh, my bad. Come on.
268
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,120
Now, you know Big Shirley ain't
gonna fit in that Ferrari.
269
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:37,890
You know what?
270
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,092
- We can drop the top.
- We can drop the top.
271
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,660
Grease her sides,
and slide her right in.
272
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,162
- Yes!
- Yes.
273
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,764
Alright, cool, man. I'm
with that. I'm with that.
274
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,298
- That's cool.
- Okay. Okay.
275
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,334
Now that I have everybody here,
I got something for y'all.
276
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,002
- Gather up.
- Oh, shut up. shut up.
277
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,307
Somebody dab me. Am I hot?
278
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,809
- Okay. Okay.
- Step back.
279
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,611
Let him sit down.
Easy, easy, easy.
280
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,279
Alright. Yeah.
281
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,014
No, no, give me,
give me a little room.
282
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,415
No, no, you can slide in.
283
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,184
It's just your breathing
was all on my neck.
284
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,353
Alright. Come on in.
285
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,587
Everybody sit on back.
286
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,855
We're back.
287
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,457
- I'm gonna tell you like this.
- Okay.
288
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,259
I shouldn't get y'all nothing
after the way
289
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,794
y'all treated me at Nipsey's.
290
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,362
- What? No.
- No, no, no.
291
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,963
- That was Tommy.
- No, no, no.
292
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,698
Tommy was really upset that day.
And he didn't know how to--
293
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,203
See. See when y'all thought
y'all were gonna win the lottery
294
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,806
that's when y'all started
treating me all nasty.
295
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,174
No, he's crying.
296
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,712
Alright, don't fight.
Don't fight. Don't fight.
297
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,114
Now alright.
298
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,715
But you know what?
I'm a bigger man than that.
299
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,284
- I'm putting that outta--
- You're much bigger.
300
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,721
And-and-and-and very, very good
looking might I add.
301
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,889
That was good, Pam.
302
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,192
Well, you may add that.
303
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,461
Now they say money
can't buy friends.
304
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,065
Money is, you know
is the root to all evil.
305
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,202
But guess what I say. But guess
what I say. I say they lie.
306
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,004
- Hell they lie!
- They damn lie!
307
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,241
- Now..
- It's just a lie.
308
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,343
I wanna give y'all something.
309
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,412
And I wanna do this
in random order.
310
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,080
- Okay.
- So here we go.
311
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,381
I'm gonna take it out here.
312
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,382
I'm right here.
313
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,717
No, passed you. Right here.
314
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,719
And there you go.
315
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,588
Alright. Alright.
316
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,656
Amen. Okay, alright.
317
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,158
- What is it, baby?
- Oh, my damn.
318
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,092
What? Show.
319
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,595
A check. A check for $2000!
320
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,330
Woo! Baby!
321
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,900
Man, I don't-I don't-I don't
know what to say, man.
322
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,604
Except...what time
the bank close? Let me go!
323
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,275
Okay. See what do we got here.
324
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,509
It's me. It's me. It's me.
325
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,245
No, no, no.
You need to calm down.
326
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,013
You need to calm down.
We're going here.
327
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,116
Yeah.
328
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,618
Woo.
329
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,787
Oh, this is my
biggest payday ever.
330
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,055
'What is it?'
331
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,457
Ooh, I ain't seen
this many zeros
332
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,625
since Big Shirley
stepped on the scale.
333
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,060
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoo!
334
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,430
You know what?
335
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,466
I know that we've had
discrepancies in the past
336
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,903
but, Martin, you know, this is
so good to have you as a friend.
337
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,237
Girl, go ahead.
338
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,306
I mean, you've been
with my woman for while.
339
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,108
Why shouldn't I? You know,
I better stop doing this thing.
340
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:14,446
- That's so nice of you, baby.
- You didn't. No, you did.
341
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,650
What is this?
342
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,651
A gift certificate.
343
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,952
Good for one week
344
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,321
at Mr. Murray's House
of Body Waxing.
345
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,491
Martin, how could you?
346
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,293
- What do you mean how?
- Sweetie?
347
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,994
What you mean how could I, Gina?
348
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,398
Ah, it's Pam, that's well
over $2000 worth of work.
349
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,667
Look up on her neck, and see--
350
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,168
Get off. Get off.
351
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Damn.
352
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,838
All the money in the world
ain't gonna make me
353
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,974
kiss up to you anymore.
354
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,511
Tommy, Tommy. Here we go.
355
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,781
See you later, you
little paratrooper, you.
356
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,482
Baby, I don't know about this.
357
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,320
I don't-I don't want
our friends to feel alienated.
358
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,756
What, Gina? No, baby,
it ain't like that. Look.
359
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,191
- Cole, Cole!
- I'm serious. I'm serious.
360
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,926
- Hold on.
- Are you alienated?
361
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,661
No, I'm a Baptist.
362
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,272
Where have you been?
You are late.
363
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:17,376
I'm late because
I got it like that. Plain.
364
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,545
Don't you push me, Martin.
365
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,548
Woman, why would I push you?
I'm not trying to get no hernia.
366
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,653
That's it.
You are done at Channel 51.
367
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,356
Uh-huh, well, frankly,
you don't make me..
368
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,559
No, nevermind, 'cause tomorrow
I collect my riches.
369
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,860
Now leave me alone.
370
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,562
Looking like a chia pet
and glasses. Get on--
371
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,197
Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking to?
372
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,665
- Get on outta here.
- Look at you in that jacket.
373
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,833
- Well, then go.
- You got in the salvation army.
374
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,135
Don't you talk to me, uh-huh.
375
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,870
- Hi.
- Hi.
376
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,242
- Hi.
- Martin.
377
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,343
What is all this about?
378
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,412
Oh, that's just Bernice.
379
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,249
Oh, Miss Rodriguez,
I rolled up on a lot of money.
380
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,753
Yeah, yeah, Miss Rodriguez,
I won the lottery. Yes.
381
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,321
- You won the lottery?
- I'm rich.
382
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,723
Oh, Martin, that's terrific.
383
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,692
No, money. Oh, oh, oh.
384
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,827
Hey, wo. No, no,
that's my money.
385
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:13,599
That's my money, not your money.
My money. That is my money.
386
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,702
Oh, but, Miss Rodriguez,
I gotta tell you, I owe you.
387
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,405
'Cause you took a chance
on me when I was asked out.
388
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:23,509
So if you will have me, I wanna
collect my $2.5 million
389
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,110
right here on Channel 51.
390
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,612
Come on. Talk to me.
Tell me something.
391
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,448
- Oh, I like that.
- You like that?
392
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,750
I'm gonna call the
lottery people right now.
393
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:32,751
Okay.
394
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,019
The common man accepting
395
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,921
his millions on the job.
396
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,022
That's right. That's right.
397
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,123
See, I won't forget my roots.
398
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,292
That's right. I'm a simple man.
399
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,760
I'm a common man.
400
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,597
Now, Miss Rodriguez,
the money won't change me.
401
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,699
Money won't change me at all.
402
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,569
Coming through.
Coming through.
403
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,481
Oh, hello.
404
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,418
Baby, let me help you get down.
Here, watch your step.
405
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,821
Now come on. Ha-ha.
406
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,757
- Yeah, what's up?
- Hi.
407
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,092
- Baby.
- Yeah?
408
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,794
- The jackets?
- Now don't worry about that.
409
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,996
Get used to it, Gina,
'cause this is all part
410
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,631
of being rich.
411
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,933
All this money we've gotten.
412
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,168
Now I know what Oprah
goes through every day.
413
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,503
Pose, baby, pose.
414
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,479
Alright, bye-bye now. Excuse me.
415
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,848
- Oh, baby. Baby, time to go.
- I gotta go. Thank you.
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,749
Time to go. Watch your step.
417
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,985
Gina, this is the moment
we've been waiting for, girl.
418
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,954
- Oh, baby, I'm so nervous.
- We get ready to get paid.
419
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,489
You hear me?
Don't be nervous.
420
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,825
Cash rules everything around.
Dollar-dollar bill.
421
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,261
- Ooh, that's fine.
- You hear me? Here we go.
422
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,196
Ladies and gentlemen
of the press
423
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,765
something most unusual
happened here today.
424
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:57,436
I'm happy to announce
the biggest tie ever
425
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,838
in the history of the lottery.
426
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,274
Biggest tie?
427
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,612
A 300-way split.
Congratulations to you all.
428
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,849
Wait a minute!
429
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,684
Wa-wa-what does this mean?
430
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:19,124
It means you get a big fat $50
a year before taxes, chia pet.
431
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,664
Still living large?
432
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:29,468
Well, here's your slice
of the American pie.
433
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,536
Okay, next!
434
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,871
Oh, I tell you what's next.
435
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,907
Your ass wooping is next.
436
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,417
Well, look, I appreciate that.
437
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,885
Yeah, well, she didn't mean it.
438
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,253
Yeah, well, thank you.
439
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,222
I'm telling you
I appreciate it. Alright.
440
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,760
Baby, that was the lottery man.
441
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,595
He's gonna drop the charges.
442
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,663
No, baby.
443
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,765
He said he, you know
444
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,266
he understands people just get
445
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,001
like that, you know, when
there's a lot of money involved.
446
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,436
Yeah, I mean, I went nuts.
447
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,271
Yeah, I know, but he said
his neck a little sore
448
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,274
but you know, put some..
449
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,945
- Ooh!
- Oh, baby.
450
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,781
Baby, how we make out, honey?
451
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,016
Okay, well,
let's see. Let's see.
452
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:23,622
I-I took back the StairMaster,
the pool table, the motorcycle
453
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,290
elephant man's bones.
454
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,961
I'm gonna call Michael will see
if he want to buy those back.
455
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,195
Other than that, I say..
456
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,967
Ah, we're still about
$1000 in the hole.
457
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,804
- Ouch.
- Ouch. Ouch.
458
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,305
But you know what?
You know what?
459
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,375
I'm not-I'm not gonna
hang my head low. Nah, nah.
460
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,811
We just got to make our millions
the hard way, that's all.
461
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,980
I ain't gonna hang my head down.
I ain't gonna put my--
462
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,482
At least we got to be
millionaires for the day.
463
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,783
That's it. That's it.
464
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,385
- We felt it. What it was like.
- We felt it.
465
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:56,388
Hey, hey, put the head up.
Put it up, alright?
466
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,823
- Yes.
- Don't let nobody drop it.
467
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,725
- I'm not going to.
- I love you.
468
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:00,993
I love you. Goodnight.
469
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,794
- Hey, keep your head up.
- I will.
470
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,596
We're not gonna
hang our head down.
471
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,633
No, we not.
472
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,835
Hey, baby, let me see how you're
gonna put your head up.
473
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,837
Um, put your head up.
474
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,672
- Keep it up.
- Goodnight.
475
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,760
Martin, is everything
alright out there?
476
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,866
Yeah. Everything's fine, baby.
477
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,100
And you?
478
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,304
I'm fine.
479
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,507
Me too.
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