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Tommy, this is the happiest day of my life.

Gina is finally moving in with Martin.

Yeah, well, glad you're happy for them.

No, not for them, baby, for us.

We finally get the apartment to ourselves, Tommy.

We can do things.

Do things.

Yeah, sure.

Oh, my damn, um..

Enough with the chit chat, let's get to packing.

Oh, damn, look at this.

There are so many memories.

You remember when we bought this?

Yeah, I'm devastated. I'm all tears.

You know what? Pam, I was thinking

maybe I shouldn't leave.

- What? - Huh?

Yeah, I mean, this place has so many memories.

- I can't. - Give up the past, Gina.

No, no, I-I think I'm going to stay.

That's it. I'm staying, I'm staying forever.

I can't do it.

Dike!

I hope Tommy finds a parking space.

Oh, yeah, I want to thank you all

for bringing that moving truck for me.

No problem.

Give the key.

Hey, well, well, well.

Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie.

Ah! I guess Martin finally done

kicked you to the curb, huh, Gina?

Well, send me a postcard from Bourgeville.

Ah-ha! Ha-ha.

For your information, Sheneneh.

Oh, yes, I'm here.

- Oh, you here. - Oh, yes.

Well, then say what you gotta say before I tear her.

What's happenin'? What's up--

I am not moving out. I'm moving in.

Oh-ho, oh, no.

- Oh...no. - Yes.

You don't have my permission to move up in here.

Permission? Please.

You ain't got to explain nothing to her.

Must time repeat itself.

Move it along. Move it along.

Bring it across.

Now, would you back up off me.

I will tear right down the middle.

I'll snatch the grill from you.

I'll snatch it.

'Take all your friends.'

Now..

I was not even talking to you, Cool Joe.

I happen to be third floor captain in this here building.

Alright? Alright?

You better get that finger out.

Bitch that broke my nail.

- Oh, no! - Oh!

Come on, come on, come on, Sheneneh, just stop it.

Stop it, come on, now stop it.

- Just stop. - Jewelry.

I lost all of my jewelry

messing with you, messing with you.

Just come on, pick up her jewelry.

I'm not picking her jewelry up.

- Oh! - Here!

- Here you go. - And now and my jewelry.

- She can get another moving.. - Just give it here.

Don't say nothing to me.

- Alright, Sheneneh. - Don't say nothing to me.

- I know what this is. - Look, just, Sheneneh, you..

I know what it is. I know what it is.

- I know what it is. - Look, look, look.

Where is the third floor captain anyway?

You talk about some third floor captain.

Huh-ha, I know what this is.

Y'all jump me. I'm gonna tell you what third floor captain is.

Y'all jump me. That's why all my stuff came down..

When I get home, I'm gonna call Keylolo.

And when she get a hold of this

all the mess that's going on, somebody's getting hurt.

I am the third floor captain in this building.

And what that means is, I'm emotional right now

so you just listen.

What I means is, ah-ah

that no loud music in this building after00

unless it's Jealousy or Patti LaBelle.

Oh, Patti.

Number two, no argument, fighting fuss

unless it's Martin kicking, scratching and beating

and throwing your ass out.

You ain't heard the last of me.

Alright, Gina, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to break her jewelry.

But you better check 'em before you have to break 'em.

And last but not least, hear me and hear me good.

I said, hear me and hear me good.

- What? - I'll tell you.

Last and not least

no pets allowed.

So what that means is..

Scooby-doo, can't stay.

You now, back off.

You see? Broken jewelry.

Uh-uh, you wait here, I'm paging Kilolo.

- You did that yourself. - You did this.

I didn't even do that.

I didn't even do that, Sheneneh.

- I do not.. - Hey, tough, tough..

Hey, I can't help it if she bought cheap jewelry.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah..

Ah, look at it. I like it. See? You see?

Know what I'm sayin'. You know what, Martin?

I kinda did paint these cabinets, man.

I think I'm gonna go home and paint myself a portrait

of Big Shirley. You know?

Well, I beg to differ.

Ain't that much paint in Detroit.

- Boy, go now! I'll do it, man. - She's big, she's big.

You're messing with Sheneneh, man.

- Hey, baby. - Hey.

- What's happening, girl? - Hey, sweetie.

- What's up? - Nothing.

Girl, you shouldn't be carrying this now.

No, let the mover man get that.

Let the mover man get that..

- Huh, what's up? - Nothing.

Yeah, well give me a hug.

So, look, what do you think about our new place, huh boo?

Oh, baby, I can't believe how good this looks.

That's right. We got good taste.

- We got good taste. Ha-ha. - Yes, we do.

What do you think about the cabinets, huh, huh?

- Tell about the cabi.. - Aw, it looks good, honey.

Yeah, see I thought the other ones, they popped..

- I like this color. - You like that.

Okay, the other one's popped too damn much.

- Honey. - Yeah.

It's-it's stuck. It's stuck.

No, it shouldn't be stuck. I don't know..

No, baby, I'm trying to open it.

No, baby, there's something.

Oh, why would it..

- Cole? - Huh?

You painted the cabinet shut, man.

No, no, no, man.

Tho-those cabinets was shut before I painted them.

Where-where do I put this?

Damn! More boxes?

I mean, my baby getting all

getting all moved in, ain't you, girl?

Sweetie, I know it looks like a lot of stuff

but after the other boxes come tomorrow, we can arrange it all.

Excuse me, well, baby.

What? What you mean the rest of the boxes?

Oh, it's just some stuff that I had, you know in storage.

And a few boxes, no big deal.

Man, it's getting crowded in here.

Yeah, you right.

Maybe if we, um, pin Martin's ears back

we'll get little more room in here.

- Yeah, I think we could.. - I like that.

You made a little jokey-joke

you went up on undercut, I like that.

Let me stand back and take a look.

I like your little Christmas sweater. That's beautiful.

Now you look better awning this stuff.

Wow, you look good, though.

I want to let you know you look good.

- I know. - And your hair looks good.

I mean, finally, yeah.

Oh, what's keeping it on, Velcro?

Oh, wow.

Did I get her? Did I swing up an undercut?

You laugh your ass. You Tommy, you laugh.

Woo, man..

Man, please, man chocolate up, Tommy, chocolate up.

Just because she your girl, man

I mean, you can't stop laughing. Don't go out like that.

- Hey, hey, hey, baby. - Chocolate up.

- Baby, baby, I'm sorry. - Chocolate up.

It was funny. I'm sorry.

Don't embarrass me in front of him like that.

Can I have hug, can I have a hug, please.

- Thank you. - What the hell is going on?

Oh, God.

I.. Hey, no, no, no. Not in here, okay?

Whatever y'all doing, the privacy of Pam's barnyard

is your own damn business.

But not up in here. It's making me sick.

Leave 'em. Leave them alone, baby.

Baby, call animal rights or something..

Oh, that's 'cause.. Tommy, did you hear what he said?

He was talking.

Oh, oh, what you all trying to say, huh?

What four is company, five is a crowd, right?

Okay. Damn!

I can't believe I'm losing both my boys like this.

Maybe it's time, me and Big Shirley got a little closer.

That's what it is. Yeah.

Aww, baby, I feel sorry for Cole.

And I feel sorry for you.

Honey, baby, baby, honey..

Oh, come on you guys, don't kiss in front of him, please.

Big Shirley, mud wrestling.

- You know what, Big Shirley? - What?

- I'm glad you miss that. - Is everybody okay over here?

- Yo, Nipsey, what's up, yo? - How you doing?

Where's our beers?

Oh, Sharice has got you covered.

Here you go, Big Shirley.

And by the way, where did you get the nickname big?

Oh, uh-ah, uh-ah.

No, you didn't.

You better get back to your little

job before you get smacked..

Man, can you believe her.

Big Shirley, brother was thinking..

What's that go?

I'm ready to make that commitment.

Oh!

I wanna move in with you.

Ah, for real, Cole?

Hold up, your mom's cool, but get that.

But she ain't gonna give you no snack..

Oh, just let me feed my man.

Well, you know, my mom's got a little beef, but, uh..

I'd rather her mad at me than you.

Oh, well I heard of that.

To us.

To us!

Ah!

- Excuse me. - Whoo!

That's my baby.

Oh, baby, doesn't it feel good coming home from work

for the first time to our home?

Our home, Martin, doesn't that sound good?

Yes. Then let's stand back and look at 42.

- Awww, baby. - Awww.

Aah! I love it.

Girl, well let me get the door with my key.

- Ha-ha-ha - Martin.

Just joking, girl. Ours. Say it with me.

Ours, ours, ours, ours..

Girl, I like the way you went here on the vocal.

See you like the vibrato..

'Cause you floated on that and I like that.

What the hell is all this, Gina?

Ah.. Martin, this is all of our stuff.

Ours, ours, ours.

Damn the harmony, right now.

Gina, you said you had a few things.

What-what is all this, baby? I'm lost.

- What's all of this? - Baby.

These are a few boxes that I had at storage.

But damn why do you take them out?

Martin, because the storage costs money

and we need to save for our wedding.

Baby, if you want to save sell some of your stuff.

We have money for, for the honeymoon, the groomsmen.

What the flower girls going for?

I know they don't cost that much.

- What they going for-- - Martin, Martin, Martin..

I need all of this things, I'm sorry.

No, no, you could not possibly need all this.

- I know, you can't, baby. - Oh, really?

In one of these boxes is full of

love letters that you used to write me.

Now do you want me to get rid of those?

We don't need them anymore.

I mean, it worked. I got you.

I mean, you here, we chillin' like that. You my woman.

- Martin. - Yeah.

This is crazy. I'm serious.

- This is crazy. - What? No, I tell what's crazy.

Okay, let's go through one of the boxes

Okay? Open here.

Okay, let's-let's just slide here.

Now this here, what do you need the big damn baskets for?

This is what I don't know?

I don't see no oranges, no apples, nothing up in here.

What do you need it for, Gina?

Those are not big baskets.

Those are my hats.

Always with the head jokes, always..

Straight up.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

No, no, my bad.

Okay, this-this is what I mean to say, Gina.

It's too many of them, babe. Okay?

- That's what I'm mean-- - Ah, we're discussing too many.

Excuse me.

As in too many pairs of sneakers, right?

Oh, too many baseball jerseys, too many hats, Martin.

Oh, please, honey.

Some of this stuff has got to go.

Okay, well, since yours is already boxed up

let's get that out first, okay?

- Put that out. - Hold on, hold on..

What does it have to be my things?

Why don't we just keep

the things that are better?

Like those two toasters.

Honey, why don't we get rid of yours?

Because yours is old and beat up.

No, no, no, Gina. No!

We are not getting rid of that toaster.

My mama gave me that toaster.

Please. Get rid of yours.

Well, my mother gave me mine, too.

But mine is new and better.

So what you trying to say, Gina?

Your mama love you more than my mama love me?

Is that what you trying to say?

No, Martin, that is not what I'm trying to say.

- Okay. - What are you saying?

Look, let's just try to make all this stuff fit

because I'm not getting rid of any of my belongings.

Well, baby, I'm not getting rid of any of mine, Gina.

Fine.

Oh, don't hit with the aggression.

- Don't hit it. - I'll do what I please..

Don't, don't..

Ah, ah, what you got? Huh, huh?

Bring it in, bring it on.

Go, go.

No, no, no, no, Don't slip on it.

Don't slip on it then.

- Okay? - Whatever.

What you mixing over there with your broke down blender, huh?

Slim fast for your head, Gina.

Oh-ho, oh-ho!

Oh, head jokes.

Funny, that's really good.

No, it's grow fast for you're too short.

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Why you got to go there?

Why you got to go to too short jokes?

Surprise!

Hey, yo, what's happening?

We bought you a house warming gift.

Ah, why is there two of everything?

First of all, let me say you two disgust me.

- Okay? - Shut up.

Now, Tommy, we have two of everything

because Gina won't throw nothing out.

So we're keeping all of it until hers breaks down.

- Okay? - Oh, please.

Pam, do you want something to eat?

I'll make you something to eat, alright.

Fine, I'll make my boy something to eat. What do you want?

You want something to eat, Tommy?

You want some toast? Huh?

- Toast, Martin? - Yeah, that's right.

On my top of the line fly toaster, alright.

These are sesame seeds--

Pam, Pam, I'm going to make you some toast too.

Only mine won't be burnt.

It'll be evenly toasted on both sides.

Only the real top of the line toasters can achieve that.

We all want no toast, yo.

Now, we-we're full. We just got back from dinner.

You know what?

Y'all need to spend some time alone

so we're going to be out.

- Alright, try and look good. - Y'all take care.

- Sit down. - Sit down.

- I'm sitting right down. - 'Please, now, come on.'

Thank you and I'll get you a drink

on my nice Crystal glasses.

Yeah, well, my glasses are better.

Hey, Tommy, these champagne glass.

I'm telling they're smooth, right.

Um, you can't taste your sip go down.

But I'm telling you, Tommy, it's smooth though.

Man, those cheap gas station glasses. Please.

Hey, hey, hey, Gina, I'm going to tell you

you keep showing off in front of me, alright.

My glasses ain't cheap, Gina.

- Oh, really? - No, they're not.

Come here for me, I wanna to show you something.

- Hey, you got to-- - No, no, no..

One more second, come here.

So much for your glasses.

You want something to drink?

Hey, I don't know what we rolled up on

but we're going to be out.

- Sit down. - Sit down.

- Just relax. - Please.

Well, I play you some music on my stereo.

Well, then I'll play you some music on mine because it jams..

- No, it's not. - It jams. Check this out.

Know it is, Tommy?

Hey! What will it take, Tommy, huh?

Martin. Martin!

- Martin. - Tommy, Tommy.

They're gone.

What is wrong with us?

Acting so crazy.

Drove our friends away.

Ah, baby.

I guess, ah..

...we both a little nervous about moving in together, Gina.

So, neither one of us wants to give up on things.

You know what?

I think maybe you're right.

Ah, baby, I got to tell you..

Your blender is, is better than mine.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Yeah, baby, your blender.

And I hate to admit it, Martin

but your toaster is better than mine.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Oh, girl, I'm glad you said that, alright?

Because I was about call mama and let her handle it.

That's right.

Well, she was going to get you, she's going to get you, baby.

No, we have to do all that.

Look, baby, look.

As much as hard this is going to be

we just gonna have to give something up.

Okay, well, yours is already boxed up, so we--

- Martin? - No, I-I just playing.

I tell you what? I tell you what? Uh..

Okay, well, uh.

Let's have a little drinky drink while we thinky think.

- Okay, how's that? - Sounds good.

On my.. In my glasses.

I ain't got no damn glasses. I mean, look..

Ah, girl!

Thank you.

Oh, listen, Big Shirley.

How you gonna have me coming here

earlier than your 3-year-old?

- Please. - I'm a man, woman.

That's why I'm moving back in my mom's.

Oh, so you just gonna hit and run just for fun.

No, no, baby, now, come on. Now, come on.

You know, it's not like that. Look..

Girl, I got something for you.

- Whoo, oh-ho. - Oh, yeah.

- You know-- - Chunky, watch out.

Yeah, look at that.. Team drill.

You sick!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, baby, it sure feels good to get rid of all that stuff.

- Oh, boy. - Yeah, baby.

Girl, I never thought I would have to part

with my padded blue prom tux, girl.

I was a man, when I wore that at the prom, I was the man

I was here, Gina. You've seen if how is..

Come on, sign this. I ain't got all day.

Damn.. He acts..

Acted like we had a conversation before all this.

Ah, okay. well, if I just sign here

all my fly stuff will be gone, huh?

That's right. And your stuff ain't that fly either.

Like what you got on was in GQ last month.

No, please..

Ain't you supposed to be happy?

- Good Mission Man. - Man, please.

My probation officer's on my ass.

Just sign it.

Goodness!

That's why you got a probation officer.

Alright, okay, here it is. I signed.

Okay? Alright.

Thank you for your generosity.

Hmm, likewise.

What's up? What's up, Good Mission Man.

What's up?

Hey baby, first thing tomorrow I'm getting the locks changed.

You see the way he looked at me?

I'm telling you, I know he gonna come back stalking me.

That's when I'm here.. Ba-ba!

On the dip. Ba..

Martin, I'm just glad that this is all over. I'm serious.

Yeah, well, I'm glad it's over, too because now

things are back to normal where they should have been.

- You know. - Ouch.

Martin, what is wrong with this chair.

Oh, no. You..

What are you..

Martin, what is it?

- I was set up. - Uh-huh.

They must have came with the chair, Gina.

Martin, it's alright, you can have these.

- I can-I can have? - Yes.

- Oh, baby. - It's fine.

You all that, girl. You all that.

I am.

So you never throw away your old because you never know when

you got to repeat the old, girl.

I go right back to it, I mean on the stand.

Hold on. Hold on.

I know damn well you ain't to stick up

about the shoulders, Gina..

One, two, three..

Five dresses on the hanger.

Five dresses on the hanger.

Look, I figured you be hiding somethin' so

I put some aside too.

- You sneaky. - And you figured right.

I'm glad I didn't throw away my jersey.

Oh, you hid them in there..

Oh, it's fine now.

'Cause I'm keeping my dolls. That's alright.

Oh, oh, oh, God.

Dolls in the freezer, dolls in the freezer.

What's in the microwave, huh?

My slam hats..