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Ah-ah-ah George Clinton's
Snoop Doggy Dog put in best.
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You know what I'm saying, the
reason I'm looking at your chest
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is 'cause it's nothing
but the dog get in me.
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Jerome!
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- Yeah?
- It's me "Little Dog."
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See, word on the street is
you are the man to be.
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Now, I wanna be like you.
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Help me man.
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First of all, who is you?
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- Little Dog.
- Well, look here Little dog.
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How you just gon' roll up
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and move one of my bones
out the seat?
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Huh? That was one
of my fresh bones.
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Huh? Young bone!
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Don't come in here
with a nose all snotty.
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You want to know about the
gang, you better ask somebody.
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Alright, but I'm cool.
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How the hell you
gonna be cool
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with binoculars on your eyes?
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'You can see in the future,
can't you man?'
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You tell me,
who's the next president?
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Am I gonna be player
of the year?
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Is, i-i-is Michael Jordan
coming back to basketball?
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Will Chia pets go out of style?
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Tell me something!
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Alright, I take
you to game youngin'.
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Which one of these woman
you gonna mack up in here first?
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Alright, well, uh..
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...just, uh, sit back. Relax.
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And watch a true player
from the..
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Watch me work, Little Dog.
Watch me work.
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I'm gonna be back for you..
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You just sit down, you make..
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What's up girl?
How you doing?
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Ahh, I don't hear no music,
but I like
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to dance my way up to the seat.
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Ahh, you mind if I sit down?
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Now, your name must be Monalisa.
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'Cause you're most
definitely a work of art.
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Girl, I like
to drink your bath water.
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Where you..Damn!
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Is that right?
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Oh, Romey Rome,
done scared you off that bad?
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But, that's alright.
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Your breath smelled bad anyway.
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Smelled like a whole bowl
of snausages.
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You know, your eyes are so huge.
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They're like pools..
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...and I would love
to just dive into them.
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Well, let's go take a dip.
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Wait up, lady!
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Where's my bone going?
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Where's my bone going?
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You heard what he
said his name was.
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"Little Dog!"
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How you gonna get some affection
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and he can't even get...
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- Hey, Martin.
- Yeah?
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You seen Stan around?
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He's been gone for three days.
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I wouldn't worry
about no Stan, man.
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If I know Stan, uh,
he's probably at a motel six
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locked in a broom closet
butt naked and ashy.
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You know, that used to happen
to me all the time.
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And then I quit hitch-hiking.
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Excuse me, I am Agent Caesar.
Internal Revenue Service.
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We're looking for Stan Winters.
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Oh, yeah-uh.
Well, uh, I haven't seen him.
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Uh, have you, Shawn?
Have you seen him?
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- Stan who?
- Yeah!
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- Can you tell us where he is?
- He's in his skin.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ah-ah-ah, when he jumps out
you jump in.
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That's very funny, fellas.
Very funny.
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Can we get some straight
answers, how about that?
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Whoa, well, hold-hold
on Rockford Files.
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How you just gonna
come up in here man
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expect me to drop a dime
on my man Stan?
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I mean, are you crazy?
Are you loco?
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Are you whack?
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When you see Mr. Winters
can you tell him
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he has one week
to pay his back taxes
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or we're gonna have to shut
down this...station.
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Thank you.
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And stay out!
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Your fake Billy Dee's.
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'Can you believe it?'
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Stan hasn't paid taxes
in over 20 years.
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Yeah, I can believe you.
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I don't blame.
I ain't mad at Stan.
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I mean, we...we pay the
government all that tax money
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and all they give us is cheese.
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How come you don't read
nothing about that?
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That's not true, Cole.
We get plenty of things.
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Like roads, and schools,
get it?
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Pam, all I know is
me and mom's got so many
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bricks of cheese, we can
build ourselves a guesthouse.
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Hey, Martin, I ran straight over
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as soon as I got this video tape
from Stan.
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Wait, wait. No, it's
a message to Martin.
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Alright, alright. But keep your
hand on the stop button, okay?
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I ain't trying to see Stan
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licking hot sauce
off of Maya's feet.
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Alright, soft stomach,
pukey-puke.
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'Mr. Winters, the plastic
surgeon is ready to see you.'
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'Have you picked
out your new face?'
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, look, uh..
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Give me that, uh,
Yaphet Kotto nose.
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And, uh, give me
the Mick Jagger lips. Okay?
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And, oh, yeah throw in
Al B Shore eyebrow, okay.
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Oh! Oh, one eye.
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- Yo Martin.
- What's up?
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Now, I would tell
you where I am, man
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but as I am sure you know by now
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the man is on my ass, man.
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Now, Martin look.
I need your help.
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Now, I know we've had our
disagreements in the past.
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I've siphoned gas
out of your car.
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And I stole money
from your desk.
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But, hey, I'm willing
to set those
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differences aside if you are.
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Martin, I need for you
to send me $20,000
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to pay off the Government.
That's all I ask man.
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- Send you $20,000!
- What?
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And, oh, by the way Martin
if you haven't cashed that, uh
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pay-check by now,
I can't help you man.
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Peace. Peace!
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Damn! Martin.
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They shuttin' Stan down.
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Looks like you're gonna be
out of a job.
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So what you gonna do now, bruh?
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Pam! What am I gonna do is help
Stan get the money. Okay?
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So he doesn't loose the station
and I don't loose my job, Pam!
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But, Martin, brother,
how exactly
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are you gonna raise $20,000?
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You know what?
I'm feeling kinda stressed.
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And I ain't in the mood for no
bald head reasoning right now.
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Okay, why don't you get out,
huh?
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Take the globe and go.
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Hey, hey, hey proud man,
you get out.
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Yeah, proud and split ends,
you get out.
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Alright, got rid of you.
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Black eyed peas, you get out.
Alright, alright.
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Don't call me Black
eyed pea I'm gonna --
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Hey, hey, hey,
call it what you want.
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Afro man, you get out.
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- Yeah, yeah, why--
- Alright, I'm going!
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- What about your women's hair?
- Hey. Hey there!
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That's right. That's right.
I am happy to be nappy, Cole.
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What's up Detroit?
This is Martin Payne.
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And we are getting ready to kick
off the Stan-Aid Radio-thon.
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- Whoo! Yeah. Wassup?
- Whoo, whoo! That's right.
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We're staying on the air
til we've raised enough money
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to help our brother out.
Now, the phone lines are open.
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Let's get your pledges please.
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First caller,
how much are you pledging?
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- '$500, Martin.'
- Whoo, lady!
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- Now, that's the start.
- 'No.'
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'That's what Stan owes me.'
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'He took it out of my purse
after he slept with my sister.'
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'Stan ain't nothing
but a snake.'
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Ahh, lady!
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Listen lady, if I don't
raise the money, baby
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ol' Marty Mar's gonna be
out of a job, lady.
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You ain't gonna hear
my voice no more.
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'So?'
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So, so lady I ain't tryin' to be
like rest of you losers
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sitting around
in the middle of the day
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listen to the damn radio.
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That's so lady!
Okay, next caller.
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'Hello, Martin!'
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Stan? Stan, is that you?
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'Yes, it is,
don't worry about the money'
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'because I've taken
care of everything.'
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'I sold WZUP!'
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'The new owner should
be there in a minute.'
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Oh-oh-oh, Stan!
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You sold WZUP?
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To who? Who did you sell
the station to, Stan?
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Wee-ha!
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What the hell did I buy?
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This ain't
a Country music station?
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Stan done screwed me over.
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Well, kick a mule!
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Who are you man?
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Red McMaster.
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New owner of WEHA
country music in Motown.
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Wee-ha!
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What's up..I mean WEHA.
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This is Martin Payne.
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You are listening
to another full hour..
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...of Charlie Pride.
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The first brother of Country
and only brother of Country.
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Believe me I looked.
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Now, we'll be right back..
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...after I choke the chicken.
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Did I actually hear you say
WEHA.
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Yeah, Shawn,
I guess I got to man.
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I got bills.
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But I gotta tell you Shawn..
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...old Marty Mar's not
getting country music, man.
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Every song i-i-is
about, uh, lonely drunk people
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trying to get over
the broken heart.
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It's bringing me down man.
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Well, I don't know.
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I live in a trailer park. Makes
me feel like I got it goin' on.
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Hey, Shawn.
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Hi there, Marty.
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It's not Marty, Red.
It's Martin. Martin. Okay?
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What's up with your gig?
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One of my oil rigs caught on
fire. Had put it out.
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You know how to put
out oil rig fires?
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No, I don't.
It's damn shame, too.
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Maybe we could've saved
some of them fellows.
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Look here, Red!
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We gotta rap the taste
about this new format man.
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Yeah, it ain't happening.
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You see, this is Motown!
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You know! Motown, alright!
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I mean, ain't nobody in Detroit
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trying to hear country music.
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I mean nobody I know, Red.
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- You think, Marty?
- Ah! I know! Oh!
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I've talked to people, yeah!
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And it's not your fault,
you don't know the score, Red.
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You mean, you are
country boy, right?
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A big city is distracting to
an old country boy like you, eh.
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What, with all the horse-less
carriages
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and flying machines.
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Red, now the way Martin thinks
you should run this station--
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Ah, to hell with that, Marty,
look..
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...I just know that you can
turn this country mama out, eh.
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Me and you, Marty.
We gon' put moo back in Motown.
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Red, I-I don't know about this--
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Yeah, you do. Now, look.
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To solidify our new friendship.
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And so you can keep your job.
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Can I have a little WEHA?
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Red...I don't be
WEHA-ing for nobody.
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Oh, come on Marty. WEHA!
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Damn, Red. You're busting
the ear drums, Red.
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Martin, WEHA!
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WEHA! You can stop it, WEHA.
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You're happy now, Red?
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That was great.
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Two weeks, we gonna hear the
whole city is singing country.
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- Gina.
- Huh?
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I'mma tell you, I don't know
249
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if I can play that music
another day, Gina.
250
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,977
It's driving us apart.
251
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,745
Martin, what are
you talking about?
252
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Country music, Gina.
253
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:13,018
Every time I listen to it,
I get the feeling you..
254
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,354
...you're sneaking
around town on me, Gina.
255
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,594
Lying, cheating
and drinking, Gina.
256
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,364
Oh, come on, Martin.
257
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,832
You know I don't drink.
258
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,770
That ain't funny, Gina.
You wanna be followed?
259
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,172
Stop it! You know what.
260
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,107
You're not even giving
the music a chance.
261
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,376
That seems wrong.
262
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,012
That's because it ain't
all music, Gina. Alright?
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00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,214
Believe me Gina,
there's only one brother
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00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,084
in country music.
And that's Charlie Pride.
265
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:48,187
And I done played his record
every which-a-way, Gina.
266
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,388
Forwards, backwards.
267
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,723
You know what
Charlie Pride records
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00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,224
say when you play in backwards?
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00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,560
"Help me, I am a black man
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00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,529
trapped in country music."
271
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,266
Okay, Martin. L-let me put
it to you like this, okay.
272
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:04,536
- Umm...you need the dough.
- You think?
273
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,106
Oh, brother, I know,
see, 'cause, um
274
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,642
See that there dear,
this ring here.
275
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,543
That's the pretty little thing.
See!
276
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,113
I know how much that
thing cost and, umm
277
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,714
now that I wrote you that
"Thank you" card
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00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,816
you ain't getting it back.
279
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,585
- Yeah, well, whatever, Gina.
- It's mine.
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00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,153
Alright, fine,
yes, it is yours.
281
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,989
And it's pretty,
so do what you got to do.
282
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:28,761
But, uh,
I-I gotta tell you girl, uh..
283
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:32,164
I wa, I was sneaking listening
to the, to country music.
284
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,301
- Uh-huh. Ah!
- I-I kinda like it.
285
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,669
No, no, no, I mean not.. I mean.
286
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,471
I-I have mixed it with
a Snoop Dog's Gin and Juice.
287
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,240
- It was fat, Gina!
- Oh!
288
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,776
Hey, get pregnant, Gin
and Juice, hey, get preg..
289
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,010
Oh, Gina, you should've--
290
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,445
See, that's what
I'm talking about.
291
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,648
Somebody's gotta take Country
to their own level.
292
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,618
If not you, then who?
If not now, then when?
293
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,787
If not Detroit
then damn it where?
294
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,656
- You know what?
- What?
295
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,692
You should be
a motivational speaker.
296
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,461
You should. You should be like
the motivational, listen to me.
297
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:06,165
But you know what baby.
I'm a-a...I'mma try.
298
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,300
- Are you?
- Yeah, yeah.
299
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,469
Country music
is about to get integrated..
300
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,205
...by any means necessary.
301
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,007
See, now, that's my Martin.
302
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,709
No, that's your Marty, Gina.
303
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,377
- Oh, that's my Marty?
- That's your Marty.
304
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,512
- That's my Marty.
- That's your Marty.
305
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,314
That's my Marty!
306
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,451
WEHA!
307
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,153
Howdy perks!
308
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,055
This here is Marty Payne
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00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,125
on the Detroit's number one
country station.
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00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,561
Now, let's listen
to a little something
311
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,329
I wrote for the ladies.
312
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,865
It's called
"If you walk away from me
313
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,534
I'll just love you from behind."
314
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,905
One, two. One, two, three.
315
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:40,259
Ayy! Whoo! Yoo-whoo!
316
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,361
Yeah! Oww!
317
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,864
Whoo-hoo!
318
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,869
Now, why don't you
all settle spell
319
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:56,141
and we'll be back on Detroit's
number one country's station.
320
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,977
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
321
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,046
Whoo-hoo!
322
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,256
Marty!
323
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,661
You're givin' this
a hell of a try, ain't you?
324
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,496
Oh, I appreciate that, Red.
325
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,664
I gotta tell you..
326
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,899
...I-I didn't think
I had it in me, Red.
327
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,434
I really didn't but, Red
328
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,671
you know what,
I gotta tell you right now.
329
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,174
I'm happier than Eartha Kitt's
draws on than they are, Red.
330
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,114
Hey, the music done got to ya,
ain't it?
331
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,783
I used to think country music
was about feelin' bad.
332
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,085
Ah, ah, ah, no, Red!
333
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:43,622
It's about sharing
all the pain in your heart!
334
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,492
See, how powerful
I just moseyin'.
335
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,332
That's just great, Marty.
336
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,200
And-and-and, uh..
337
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,369
Just hold on a minute, now,
before I burst your bubble
338
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,271
seeing as how you got
all countrified
339
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,706
and everything for me, you know.
340
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,508
But, you remember when
I told you I wanted to put
341
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,510
the moo back in Motown?
342
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,878
Moo!
343
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,114
I must've been
out of my damn mind.
344
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,987
Yo-you wanna run that
by me again, Red?
345
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,889
Our numbers are
in the crapper, Marty.
346
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,458
And frankly, I blame you.
347
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,627
Say, I thought you was gonna
bring this kind of..
348
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,296
...street ends to country but..
349
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,231
...hell you're corny.
350
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,902
You mean everything
351
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,304
I tried to do
to fit in around here, Red.
352
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,006
I mean, I bought the hat.
353
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,742
The tight ass jeans,
the boots man.
354
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,511
Huh? Huh? All to save my job.
355
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,879
And now you gonna
go call me corny.
356
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,549
Yeah, see I thought
you was gonna bring
357
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:48,754
a kind of urban, gangster..
358
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,756
...cowboy kinda thing to it,
see?
359
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,525
But...it just ain't happening.
360
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,429
You know, Red.
Ha-ha! Cool!
361
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,998
Well, uh,
I feel a edge coming on, Red.
362
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,367
Yeah, since we are coming
back from commercial.
363
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,170
I-I feel a edge. You might wanna
get out your tape recorder.
364
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,339
'Cause this is gonna
be historical moment.
365
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,375
Yeah! Well, look here.
We are back!
366
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:14,279
And I want to tell you
something about our new owner.
367
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,781
Red McMaster.
368
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,520
Red McMaster, yes right!
369
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,423
When he
370
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,627
Okay, h-he taking out
sheep...
371
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:34,533
Okay, alright.
Everybody party.
372
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,635
Okay!
373
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,771
Alright, you
douche commercial.
374
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,307
With it's alright.
375
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,776
Now, we will be back
after this commercial
376
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,312
after Red .
377
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,318
Was that edgy enough
for you, Red? Huh?
378
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,555
Whoo, was that edge enough?
379
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,957
- Marty. Marty.
- Whoo!
380
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,126
- What?
- You're funny as hell.
381
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,963
And you fired.
382
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,001
Fired?
383
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,738
Is that right, Red?
384
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,517
Radio!
385
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,160
The hell did you do that for?
386
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,464
It looked fly when Spike Lee
did it in the movie.
387
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,468
But you know what I mean.
388
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,972
I'm out of here, Red.
389
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:06,191
Howdy, Shawn. Marty.
390
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,560
Martin, man, it's Martin.
391
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,295
Alright? Hey!
392
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,632
What's up with the gear?
393
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,567
One of my oil rigs
caught on fire.
394
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,175
What's up with your gear man?
395
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,711
One of my oil rigs
caught on fire.
396
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,416
- Ready?
- Yeah.
397
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,685
Pickin' it up,
right from here.
398
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:39,191
Alright, alright, alright.
Here we go.
399
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:40,592
What's up with your..
400
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,998
We gonna get it.
We gonna get it.
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