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- Eh yo, Tommy!
- Hm?
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Looky here, man,
check this out.
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I'm your brother.
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What's up, Cole?
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Shut up.
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Would you two
stop fooling around, okay?
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The guests will be arriving
any minute.
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Oh, why'd you care so much about
throwing Martin and Gina
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an engagement party anyway?
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You always talking about
how they gonna break up.
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
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Anybody want a part in this
uh, divorce pool?
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- Pam, now that's cold.
- Mm-hm.
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See, I don't believe this,
Pam, it's sick.
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There's 300 bucks in it
already.
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You're making me
shit with it.
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I thought so. I thought so.
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Uh, uh, uh, baby, Gina,
I need your help.
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In a minute, Martin.
So then what'd you do?
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What? Uh-uh.
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Uh-uh.
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Ah-ah, Gina, baby, I don't know
how to iron the shirt
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I need your help.
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So then, so, so what else
did you do, girl?
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No!
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Ow! Ow!
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- Oh, Gina, I burnt my hand!
- 'Martin.'
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Lisa-Lisa-Lisa, Lisa, girl
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- I'll call you back, bye.
- Ow! Ow!
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Baby!
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- Ow!
- Oh, God!
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Blow on it! Blow on it!
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What happened, baby?
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- I burnt my hand on the iron.
- Oh, shoot.
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I'm-I'm get some butter.
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Would you, would you finish
the shirt?
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- Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it.
- Thank you.
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- Martin..
- Ow, ow.
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This thing isn't even
plugged in.
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That ain't the point.
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The point is who
was you talking to, Gina?
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You know we got an engagement
party to go to, baby.
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- Now come on, get it up.
- Hey, I was talking to Lisa.
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Can you believe her man Benny
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disappeared for two days
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said he was at the 7-Eleven.
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So, what's the problem?
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Come on, Martin, he didn't spend
the whole weekend there.
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Hey, you don't know that, okay?
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They got a lot of good magazines
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up there in the 7-Eleven.
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If I was married to Lisa
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I'd got to the 7-Eleven too
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for more than a damn burrito
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I'll tell you that.
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So you, uh, condone that?
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Leaving your woman
and not telling her
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where you going,
you just, you know condone that.
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Oh, Gina..
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Now, now, I don't condone it.
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I understand it, but I don't
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c-c-condone it, no!
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Oh, you understand it?
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Y-you know, what?
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I'm not even gonna talk about it
because I see
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where this is going, okay?
It's not even--
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You know what, baby?
You know what? You're right.
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You are right, girl.
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Why are we arguing
like this on the night
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of our engagement
party, Gina, huh?
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Because me and you, we are
not like Benny and Lisa.
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- We are here, baby. Here!
- Okay.
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- Okay. Hm-hm.
- Huh? Alright.
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Now, look here, um,
when you iron this
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iron the whole shirt
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not just the front of it,
like you do yours, alright?
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And hurry up,
because we are in a rush.
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Come on, baby,
let's go.
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Okay, Tommy
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you think I got
enough chairs?
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How many people
are you expecting?
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About 20.
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Yo, I don't know why didn't
let me invite my friends, okay?
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Big Bone Brenda now
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would've got naked for nachos.
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You know what I'm saying?
Wild, just..
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This is not one of your
house parties.
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Cole!
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This party is classy.
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I say Jerome's
in the house.
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- Ah, Jerome?
- Yeah.
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, why the hell would you
ask a dumb question
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Heady Riley?
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Huh? It's a party, ain't it?
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Everybody's talking about it
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down at the bus station.
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Ah, man, Macaroni Tony.
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And Nappy Red.
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Oh, they say it's the spot here.
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- Cole, you told everybody?
- Huh?
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Uh, no, just Nappy Red.
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Okay? I have no idea how
Macaroni Tony found out.
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- I don't know.
- Stupid.
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Watch it now.
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Oh! Bubbly Brown Sugar.
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Oh! Look at that.
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If it ain't bad Pama Jama.
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Girl, look at you..
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Alright.
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All stacked up
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like some flapjack.
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- Alright. Okay.
- Whoo! Woah!
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Come on over here
and give Jerome a hug.
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So we can make
pigs in a blanket.
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- No..
- Mrs. Butter-world!
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Okay. Alright, Jerome.
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Alright, how you doin'?
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- Alright, okay.
- Girl, you checked it out.
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Don't do me like that.
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You know, I've been chasing
you for a while.
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J-Jerome?
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Man, if nothing else
don't happen in my life..
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- Yeah, yeah, that's wonderful.
- I gotta have you.
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E-e-excuse me, m-mister,
mister, Romey Rome. Uh..
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- Yeah.
- Uh, see, this is, no offense.
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Brother, but this here, Jerome
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is-is a private,
uh, private party
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bro, bro.
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Man, slow your row,
please, man.
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I'm over here!
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I-I realize--
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Here, looking like a
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big ass glycerin ball.
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Alright?
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Now, young man over there
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invited me and my nephew.
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Wait a minute, Jerome,
who's your nephew?
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It's the D-O-G-G
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'cause that'd be me.
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I hope you don't mind me
and the few of the home boys
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from the Dogg planning
on stopping through making your
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party livelier than what it was.
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Hell, yeah, Snoop! We mind!
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It ain't that kind of party,
bro.
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you got to step..
and raise on out
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it ain't that
kind of party in here.
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Pam, chill, okay?
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Yo, it's just
a few more brothers
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Snoop, let 'em in,
it's cool, it's all good.
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Cole, this is my party!
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Uh-uh! No, no!
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Uh-uh..
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Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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Okay, wait a minute, y'all!
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This ain't that kind
of party, y'all!
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Hello? Y'all, y'all got to roll.
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'Cause it ain't that
kind of party, okay?
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Did y'all hear me?
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I said it ain't that
kind of party!
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Don't make me go to my purse!
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You know what I'm saying?
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This is a classy affair!
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Don't make me get the captain!
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Give me that, Jerome!
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- Give me that, give me that!
- Don't take away..
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Gina, you know I was just
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playing about the shirt, baby.
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Come on, now,
stop acting like a baby
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and open the door, Gina.
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I need to get my deodorant,
thank you.
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You sure do needed that
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the funky style, why don't
you play some stinky
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music, funk boy.
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You know what?
Fine, Gina.
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Fine!
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You wanna act childish?
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Fine, Gina, act childish.
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But I'mma be a man about this
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and I will apologize
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like I always do.
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Gina, Marty Mart
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is sorry,
are you happy now?
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That's all you had to say
in the first place
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we could've been out of here
and dressed a long time ago.
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No! No, Gina!
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You've been in there
all that damn time
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and you ain't
dressed yet?
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Why are you playing
these games?
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Girl, get in there,
get dressed, let's go!
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Don't tell me what to do!
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You don't own me.
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I get dressed
when I'll feel like it.
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Fine. Fine.
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Baby, fine, take your time
you know what?
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Your man was
just trying to help you out.
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I mean, you know how long
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it takes you to put on
your make-up.
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Correction, go through
metamorphosis.
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You are the most arrogant
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pompous, jack ass in the world
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I wish you would just..
No, don't even..
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I'm not hearing you,
I'm not hearing you.
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Is there somebody
in the apartment?
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Oh, you gonna play those games?
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Fine, Martin,
I will say nothing to you!
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And by the way that suit
you're getting ready to wear
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tonight, that's tacky,
tackiest thing in the world.
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- Whack! Whack-whack-whack--
- I'll tell you what.
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When I'm finished with it
I'll put it back
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in your father's closet.
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Fine! Fine! Fine! Martin!
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And while you're in there
get my father's clippers
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so you can give your mother
a shave alright, alright?
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That was a good one!
That was a good one!
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You're gonna take that back.
Why you gotta there?
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- Why you gotta go there, Gina?
- I'm not hearing you!
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I'm not hearing you!
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Is there somebody
in this raggedy-ass apartment?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
but why you gotta copy?
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Why you gotta copy?
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That's why you ain't original
enough to come up
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with your own
sentence like I do.
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- La la la la la la la!
- La la la la la la la!
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Get away from me!
Get away from me!
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- La la la la la la la!
- La la la la la la la!
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Oh, man! But you got
to listen to your uncle.
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Snoop, okay, man.
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Let me tell you something
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I was in the music business
myself.
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See, when I was your age
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I was a-a-a-a new walkman
and showstopper.
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I had this little
harmonizer thing
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that used to go like this,
check it out.
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Yeah.
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Uncle Jerome, you know
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I didn't know all them old love
songs and things
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I'd be rapping about a straight
wheel, you know that.
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Smart, why don't you
talk it real.
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I'll tell you what's real,
Snoop Doggy Dogg
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when the music stops
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you gotta have something
to fall back on.
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That's why I got my PhD
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in megology.
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You see I'm mixin'
five different languages.
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Check it out.
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First one is Spanish.
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Second one, Chinese.
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This all good, you know
what I'm saying, but, uh..
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I ain't going out like that
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I keep my mind on my money
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and my money on my mind.
253
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,828
- You know what I'm saying?
- Ah, see, let me see.
254
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,430
Your, uncle.. Why,
I've got to talk to you.
255
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,433
Now, listen,
that's the problem
256
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,169
with you young gippa-gappas?
257
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,504
Let me tell you
where I'm at with mine, huh?
258
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,774
You got to stop wearing
your pants off your ass.
259
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,111
You got to dress
like Romey Rome.
260
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,881
I'm a fashion statement, man.
261
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,216
Check it out, Jerome
262
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,951
no disrespect, uncle
263
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,187
but I don't love them clothes.
264
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,126
But you love them hoes, let me
tell you something, Dogg.
265
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,861
Get away! Tommy!
266
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,629
Tommy, would you help me
over here?
267
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,731
Oh, I can't help you
268
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:12,965
I'm getting my freak on.
269
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,800
Come on, daddy, like it
like that, come on.
270
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,802
Whoo!
271
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:17,970
Girl, what is she..
272
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,106
Ew..
273
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,374
Ew. What?
274
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,477
What do you want?
275
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,946
I came to get my groove on.
276
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,781
Oh, wait a minute.
277
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,483
You're my
favorite quarterback.
278
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,285
- Aren't you Warren Moon?
- No.
279
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,155
I'm the other one
Randall Cunningham.
280
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,157
- Good enough.
- Well, alright.
281
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,796
Ah, say party over here.
282
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,311
Why are you always
making us late, Gina?
283
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,679
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
284
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,682
Who else am I talking to?
Yeah, you, Gina!
285
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,519
Huh? Baby, you do this
all the time.
286
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,687
It's because of you
we missed the first two minutes
287
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,456
of "Jurassic Park," Gina.
288
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,158
By the time we got there
the only brother
289
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,960
and he was dead,
gone, rest in peace!
290
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,530
Oh, you want to go all the way
back to "Jurassic Park?"
291
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,031
Fine, I can go back even further
292
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,167
I can go all the way back
to "Coolie High."
293
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,868
Girl, "Coolie High," please.
294
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,936
We weren't even dating then.
295
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,471
I know, that's why I got to see
296
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,540
the whole movie you all up
in here with your..
297
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:32,511
Well, Gina,
you got to see it all.
298
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,713
Well, I guess the person
behind you
299
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,182
didn't get to see it
with that
300
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,551
kickball head of yours, huh?
301
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,720
I can't see,
who's it staring?
302
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,355
Excuse me, lady, move your head
303
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,623
Move your..
304
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,993
Excuse me, thank you.
305
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,628
Yeah, well, you may not
have seen it, Martin
306
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,231
but you damn sure heard it
with those satellite dishes
307
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,366
you got stuck on the side
of your head.
308
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,472
Gina, you ain't..
309
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,251
A ear joke, ha-ha.
310
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,752
How clever, Gina.
311
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,589
How do you come up
with such original material?
312
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,257
Baby, let me
tell you something.
313
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,059
When it comes to the ears..
314
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,328
...done heard 'em all.
315
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,696
Done heard 'em all.
316
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,898
Oh, Martin, please,
and the big head jokes?
317
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,433
Please, that was brilliant.
318
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,835
Where are you gonna next, huh,
where you gonna go?
319
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,837
You know what? I'll tell you
where I'm not going
320
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,205
Ms. My-Mouth-Just-Got-Me-In
321
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,940
Trouble-Trying-To-Start
With-The-Big-Dog.
322
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,442
I won't be going to that
whack ass
323
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,277
engagement party,
I'll tell you that.
324
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,046
Fine, Martin, because I don't
want to go with you anyway.
325
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,681
Girl, I wasn't trying
to go with you.
326
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,383
- Well, good.
- Well, good then, Gina.
327
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,285
- You act just like little baby.
- You make me sick.
328
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,453
Ooh! You make me sick.
329
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,756
Don't be slamming my door!
330
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,625
Ugh! Yeah, ugh!
331
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,094
You wanna slam!
You wanna slam!
332
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,595
You wanna slam!
333
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,265
You wanna slam!
334
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,401
You wanna slam!
335
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,602
You wanna slam!
336
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,276
Looky here, Snoop
337
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,977
I sent you
a job application
338
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,079
and my resume
over six months ago
339
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,782
nobody's got back with me yet.
340
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,150
What's up with that?
341
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,219
We was busy, dawg.
What you do, dawg?
342
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,421
I can rap and I can sing.
343
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,090
I can imagine to the world
the joy that I could bring
344
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,493
but the first thing that
you know I gotta do is
345
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,762
I gotta be down
with Snoop Doggy Dogg
346
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,263
in the Doggy Dogg crew.
347
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,167
Yeah.
348
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,835
Count me out with all that
barking, dawg.
349
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,903
I ain't come here for that
350
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,271
I mean business always happen
351
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,407
from 12 to 6, you understand
what I'm saying?
352
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,841
I'm here to get mine only,
if you don't mind.
353
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,510
Oh, well, what
I'm saying here, man
354
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,179
is I'm straight out of trailer
park, you know what I mean?
355
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,148
That's a whole other market
that you ain't even
356
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,650
tapped into yet, huh?
357
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,420
Just think of it as
a white project
358
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,255
on wheels, man.
359
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,823
You know what I'm saying?
360
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,358
Here's my demo tape
361
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,193
it's from the old school.
362
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,595
Eight track, alright?
363
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,698
You know what I'm saying?
364
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,600
Don't miss the boat.
365
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,169
You a ball player, man
366
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,305
you a ball player,
let me rap to you.
367
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,274
Now look here
368
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,310
Romey Rome
need your help, man.
369
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,881
I want to open up
a rib joint.
370
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,850
But my money is funny
371
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,152
and my credit won't get it.
372
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,290
Now, I can put you on
for $30,000.
373
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,560
- Man, I ain't got $30,000.
- You're lying.
374
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,964
Okay, how about, $20,000?
375
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,033
- No.
- Look here, Randall, alright.
376
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,737
Uh-uh-uh, 50 dollars
and a full tip, come on, man.
377
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,806
I got to get my car
out the impound.
378
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,376
Look, man, raggedy-mouth.
379
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,244
- All I came here to do--
- Raggedy?
380
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,912
- Raggedy mouth.
- Raggedy mouth?
381
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,914
All I came here to do
was to have a nice time
382
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,483
before I go to camp
383
00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:00,486
so take your
Jermaine Jackson perm
384
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,521
out of my face.
385
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,390
You don't know me, do you?
386
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,328
You better ask somebody
I'mma tell you, man.
387
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,597
Let me tell you something, man.
388
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,232
You better watch your mouth
389
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,434
or you'll miss
another season, huh?
390
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,770
Huh? Looking like, looking like
391
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,271
you don't done
comb your hair
392
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,273
with a brick.
393
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,775
Hell, yeah.
394
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,277
Man, get outta my face.
395
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,616
I'm going to the boot!
I'm going to the boot!
396
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,452
Damn, I got the..
I'm telling Dogg now!
397
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,620
I got wrecked!
398
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,792
Look at that..
399
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,595
Ah, what's up, Brother Man?
400
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,698
Nothin'.
401
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,200
Just chilling.
402
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,604
Heard through the grape vineyard
y'all have some gumball
403
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,941
up over here so I just came by
404
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,710
to put me up a bowl.
405
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:01,980
What?
406
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,086
Uh, Brother Man,
check this out here, man.
407
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,254
Look, I've been meaning
to ask you something, okay?
408
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,256
Look, how come you never use
409
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,059
the front door
like everybody else?
410
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,461
Talk to me.
411
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,596
'Cause that ain't
the way I roll.
412
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,434
Okay, fine.
413
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,635
Uh, but, Brother Man
414
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,070
Gina doesn't
have a fire escape
415
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,339
and we six flights up,
what's up, come on?
416
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,445
Sometime a brother got to do
417
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,013
what a brother got to do.
418
00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:00,339
- Psst.
- Psst.
419
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,709
- Psst.
- Psst.
420
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,544
Psst.
421
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,882
Hey, t-they pick up, did they?
422
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,017
No, nobody's answered.
I think they already left.
423
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,486
- Okay.
- Yo! All the brews gone.
424
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,156
- What?
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
425
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,724
Y'all don't need to trip,
there's after party
426
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,958
at my crib,
you know I'm saying?
427
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,061
Hold, hold on, but, Snoop
428
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,396
I thought you lived
in LA, man.
429
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,331
I do, but I got some
limos outside
430
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,000
and some planes
at the airport.
431
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,738
Uh-uh, uh-uh!
432
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,906
Uh-uh, hold up!
433
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,307
Ain't nobody going nowhere.
434
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,909
Y'all gonna help me clean
this place up
435
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,177
that's what y'all gonna do.
436
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,012
Snoop, I don't
care who you are.
437
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,414
Listen, man, I know your
mother done raised you right
438
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,517
so get to cleaning,
come on y'all!
439
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,587
Move it, move it
and put the carpet back.
440
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,533
Hey, Gina
441
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,402
let me tell you
something.
442
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,104
I am not a little man, Gina.
443
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,073
Everybody else is just big.
444
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,575
Baby, you gonna take that back.
445
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,377
Not until you take back
everything you said first.
446
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,046
Gina, why do I have to apologize
447
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,447
first all the damn time?
448
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,050
- You started it!
- How did I start it, Martin?
449
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,418
Talking about I'm short, Gina
450
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:23,021
when I sit on the toilet
my legs swing, huh?
451
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,424
No, no, that-that was only
452
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,925
after you said my bottom lip
453
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,428
was so big that
if I pull it over my head
454
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:30,729
I could wear it as a beanie.
455
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:31,730
That wasn't right.
456
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,099
- G-G-Gina.
- No. No.
457
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,467
Alright, alright, fine, fine
458
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,802
maybe I did say that, baby
459
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,270
but you know I didn't mean it.
460
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,806
Gina, I love your lips.
461
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,274
Why are you tripping?
462
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,775
Because Martin, when you said
463
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,712
that, um, about..
464
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,481
What'd you say?
465
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,383
You really like my lips?
466
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,052
Girl, you know, I love them
soup coolers.
467
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,090
Blow the soup!
468
00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:01,059
- I love your head handles.
- You love my head handles?
469
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,100
- Girl, hm..
- Oh, honey.
470
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,335
Look at us,
arguing over nothing
471
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,137
Pam is throwing us
this engagement party
472
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,672
and we're not even there.
473
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,140
That's right, girl.
Let's.. Look, look, look..
474
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,808
- Yeah.
- Let's get dressed, huh.
475
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,244
And get over to our
engagement party.
476
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,412
- Huh, huh, huh?
- Okay.
477
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,813
Before I get people
over there mad, girl
478
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,348
worried to death about us.
479
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,251
Martin, Martin, let's not argue
over stupid things, okay?
480
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,819
Better yet
481
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,088
we haven't
really made up.
482
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,326
Martin, no, no!
483
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,794
We don't have
the time, we're late.
484
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,030
Gina, Gina, we already done
wasted two hours
485
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,165
two more minutes ain't
gonna make a difference, Gina!
486
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,967
- No, no!
- Okay, fine.
487
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,802
I'll cut it down to 30 seconds.
488
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,278
- Hey!
- Hey now!
489
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,213
Oh?
490
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,216
Oh, Martin, looks like
nobody's even been here.
491
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,451
Yeah, well..
492
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,553
I guess they done
got bored and went home.
493
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,055
Ah, look at this.
494
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,357
It was so bad, Pam had to
make up a lie about her
495
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,125
Tommy and Cole going
to another party
496
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,528
with Snoop Doggy Dogg
in LA.
497
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,631
Argh! See, what I'm saying
about your friend?
498
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,800
- Martin.. No, Martin.
- She's your friend, okay?
499
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:17,903
Why does beedeebee
gotta be like that?
500
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,072
Huh? That's why
she don't have no man.
501
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,373
Always lying.
502
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,175
In some homes
they call it fibbing.
503
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,911
Baby, if you ever fibbed
to me I'mma have to leave you.
504
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,097
- Roscoe?
- Brother Man?
505
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,699
No, baby I don't have
a fire escape.
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