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Look, if Pam and her new boyfriend don't get here soon

we gonna miss the game.

Pam's new man.

What we know about him anyway?

All I know is he's got six tickets

to the Pistons game and he's taking us.

Hold up, Gina.

You haven't met Pam's new man yet either?

Un-uh. But I think his name is Simon, something like that.

Pam's dating a white man?

Cole, what are you talking about?

Hey, Tommy, ain't no brother's name Simon.

You know what, Cole? You-you-you right, boy.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah! See, Pam's crossed over.

She's ran out of brothers and she moved on.

- Oh, come on. - I feel that. I know it.

Pam has not crossed over.

Girl, you don't even know him. Get the door.

Don't be telling me to get the door.

'Baby, it's not a harsh thing.'

Hey, everybody, sorry we're late.

- Everybody, this is Simon. - Hi!

Oh, correction, Cole, Tommy.

There are some brothers named Simon.

Like Pam's pop's over there.

- That's not her fath-- - That's her father.

That's that girl's father.

Tommy, Cole, this is Simon.

Gentlemen. It's a pleasure.

You know...Pam has told me so much about you guys already

I feel like I know ya.

Yeah, well, it's a pleasure to meet you too, Simon.

- Alright? Hey, Martin. - Alright.

Don't forget the binoculars, alright?

Oh, they there, they there. Bye.

- You're Martin? - Oh, yeah. The one and only.

I thought you told me Martin was Gina's dog.

- We better be going. - Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You-you mind if I use the restroom first?

Oh, not at all, it's right through there, go--

- Thanks a lot. - Right there. Straight.

Straight, straight to the bathroom.

Right there, whoo--

So? So?

Girl, that's Simon?

- Yeah. - That is Simon?

Simon just got here and already

he's got to go to the bathroom. You know what I'm sayin'?

That prune juice must run right through him.

Girl, he got..

- That's not funny. - Come on, Pam.

- Come on, come on, Pam, Pam. - What?

Girl, tell us. Now where did you meet old Fredrick Douglass?

- Come on. Come on. - Oh.

Come on now, te.. truthfully

was you two sitting next to each other

on the Freedom Train?

You know what, if you buttheads must know

we met at the gym. Okay? We were working out together.

I didn't know you could get a walker on the treadmill.

Pam. Pam, don't listen to them. Don't listen to 'em.

Simon seems like a wonderful man, you know?

- Thank you, Gina. - Welcome.

Plus, you could get half off at the movie theatres.

Gina. Oh, you screwing me too?

- I'm sorry. He influences me. - You screw me down with them.

Well, Pam, Pam, why didn't you tell me

he was so mature? I'm sorry.

Because I knew you immature buttheads

would not be able to handle this relationship.

Now I am mature enough, Pam.

And I think you two are a wonderful couple.

- Thank you, Thomas. - You're welcome.

Now didn't I see him in "Driving Miss Daisy?"

Alright, y'all, let's, let's stop teasing her

and give him a chance. Give the man a chance.

Oh, squits-squats. Squits-squats. Squits, squits.

Okay, I'm ready.

- Let's go. - Come on, baby. Let's go.

Get ready to get up outta here.

Whoo, I don't know why we in a rush.

We ain't gonna have no trouble parking.

No, no, Simon gonna get us one of the blue spots

for the elderly, right up front.

Come on, come on, young men.

You can make it, just a few more steps.

Ahh. Ow.

- Oww. - Ah.

Man!

Yo, man. That was eight flights, man.

I don't think the girls gonna make it.

- Hey, Martin. - Hey!

- How'd you get here? - The elevator.

Yo, man.

Why you didn't tell us there was an elevator?

You know, I heard all of those old jokes

you were telling, Martin.

Payback's a gray-haired bitch, ain't it?

My bad. Respect, respect. You the man. You the man.

Alright. But I gotta admit.

That one about the walker in the treadmill.

- Yeah? - That was funny.

That was funny.

- Well, you know-- - Here's a bill.

Damn! A C-note?

I like to pay for my laughs, Martin. Keep 'em coming.

Yeah, well, uh, y-y-you hear the one

about the monkey and the two dogs?

Well, apparently the monkey was getting--

- Hey, hey. Come on. Come on. - Oh, man.

Check it out. Check this out.

Yo, you can see everything from up here, man. Look at this.

Look at th.. Yo, Tommy, Tommy, look, man.

- Man, what? - There goes Sharonda now.

That's the one who tried to punk me in the parking lot.

- Right there. - Yeah, yeah. Hey, Sharonda!

Hey!

Yeah, it's me Cole Brown.

Wassup? I'm on top of the world now.

Who's the punk now, huh?

Who's the punk? Who's the punk?

- Whoo! - You almost got your life.

Whoa, I'm cool. I'm cool.

I hope my friends are not bothering you.

Hey, nothing bothers me as long as I'm with you, Pam.

You know, I gotta tell you, these last five days

since I've met you, they've been the happiest days in my life.

Let's make some more happy ones.

- Ooh. - Whoo-whoo-whoo!

- So, Simon. - Yeah?

- You own this skybox, man? - Two. Comped them two skyboxes.

I also have one at the Silverdome.

Listen, maybe we can go see some Lions games in the fall

if, if things work out.

Oh, whoa, don't you worry about things working out.

Oh, they will be working out. Ain't that right, Pam?

- Won't it, Pam? - Boy, get your ugly..

Hey, girl, don't be hitting me on my jaw.

- Don't be hitting me on my jaw. - Stupid.

Better walk 'em out.

So, about the monkey and the two dogs, right?

So the monkey was mad at the dog, so..

What? What? What? What do you think? What do you think?

Hmm. He seems nice.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Check it out. Check it out.

- Whoa, Pam, that's beautiful. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

That's beautiful, but don't you think

that's kind of an expensive gift

considering you've only been going out a week?

No. I feel like I've known Simon forever.

Oh, that's cool. Cool. Well, tell me something about him.

Does he have family around here?

I don't know.

'Kay, well, where's he from?

America.

Yes! In his face!

In his face!

Whoo! Man, oh, man!

I gots to go to the bathroom

but I don't want to miss nothing.

Oh, hey, don't worry about that.

Yeah.

Large.

- Huge. Mega. - Colossal. Mm-hmm.

Damn.

W-w-welcome to the family, man.

Tell me now, what's it like to be able to do

whatever you want whenever you want?

It's great, listen, as a matter of fact

I'm thinking about going down to Jamaica this weekend.

Why don't you all come along with me?

- It, it's on me. - Ya, man..

You hear that, baby? We going to Jamaica.

Martin, I don't think I like him paying for us, honey.

Okay, then fine, Gina.

You can drop me off at the airport, okay?

Look, when I get back, meet me at baggage claim.

That's where I come in at.

Hey, listen, it really would be a pity

if y'all couldn't make it

'cause you might miss the big day.

What big day?

'Ladies and gentlemen, before we conclude halftime'

'we'd like to make an announcement.'

'This goes out to Miss Pamela James.'

'Simon wants you to know that he loves you.'

'And would like to spend the rest of his life with you.'

'Pamela, will you marry Simon?'

How about it, Pamela?

Make me a happy man.

Marry me.

Ah...yes.

- Alright! - Yeah.

'She said...yes.'

'And now the Technical High School Marching Band'

'will spell out..."I do."'

I know. I know.

- I know-- - This is beautiful.

We going to Jamaica.

Martin, I don't know, baby

I think Pam is rushing into things.

We don't know anything about Simon.

Wrong, Gina. We know two very important things.

That he wants Pam and he's paid.

Alright, girl, now, I say we shut our mouth

and get all the free stuff while we still can

before he gets to know that woman. Huh!

It's not right. I don't trust him.

It's like he's trying to buy our friendship.

Well, then good. Good, Gina.

Because I've been giving away

my friendship for free too damn long.

- Hush. Hush it now, please. - Martin.

I just can't believe Pam said yes

after only a week. They don't even know each other!

You are being selfish.

Pam has finally found love.

And we should help her celebrate it

every Sunday in the skybox.

Beautiful, Martin. That's just beautiful.

Girl, get the door.

'Sup, girl? You ready?

- What? What? - Pamela James.

Looking just as good as you wanna look.

How's your man?

Martin, get off it, okay?

Boop. Okay.

I'm off of it. But hey, we're here.

You and me. We're here.

Good. Now go over there.

Over there.

Look at Pam, made a little jokey-joke.

You over there. Go over there, girl.

Come on, girl, let's go over to the bridal store

you know what, I might end up getting a dress off the rack.

That's how it goes when you rush into things.

What you mean by that, Gina?

Look, Pam..

Don't you think all of this is happening kinda fast?

No, it can't happen too fast as far as I'm concerned.

- I'm ready. - And you look ready.

And ready looks good on you.

Now about the hotel.

We got suites?

Hey, Pam, look.

Just because you're ready

doesn't mean you have to marry a man you hardly know.

Don't you think you should give the relationship some time?

Wait a minute now. You don't tell her that, Gina.

Time is that woman's worst enemy.

You don't do that to her. She's in a rush for it.

Listen, listen to me, this is between me and Pam

and I don't think you want piece of this, so..

- You don't, you don't want it. - No.

- Two women? - Yes. Two--

My boy Tommy and Cole ain't around.

- 'Nobody.' - Yeah.

I'mma check on over there.

You seem to like Simon before we got engaged.

I mean, is it that you want to be

the only one around here flashing a ring?

Now she didn't, she didn't have to say that.

No, I just said she-she don't have to go there.

Please.

Okay? It's not even about that.

No, it is.

I think you got used to the poor Pam

who can't get a man. And now I got one.

And I'm happy for you, Pam.

- Shows. - Yes. I am.

But that doesn't mean you have to marry him right away!

I mean.. Can you honestly say you love Simon?

- I can learn to love him. - Oh, pfft, please.

And that's what you're going to base your marriage on Pam?

And Martin's perfect?

- Un-huh. - Ah, no. No.

- No. - What up?

No! He is not perfect.

But I have known that he is not perfect

for three whole years.

Three whole long, long, long, long, long, long--

Aye, aye, Gina, alright!

You ain't gotta keep rubbin' it.

Three long, long, long, long years.

Alright?

I went to counseling for this.

Gina, if you were a real friend

I think you would be happy for me, just this once.

Pam, she-she wants you to be happy for her..

Uh, Martin, would you say something to help her in?

No!

Pam.. No!

- See.. - Pam!

I'm happy for you!

Forget Gina!

Get-get away.

I'll be your friend!

I-I'll help you pick out your wedding dress and everything.

In Jamaica, of course.

It's all good.

'You know I was thinking, after we get back from Jamaica'

maybe we could take a little post honeymoon trip

to say...Hawaii.

That is if you're in the mood.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm always in the mood for a little Hawaii.

- Uh, Martin, Martin. - 'Yeah?'

- I was talking to Pamela. - Oh, okay.

Well, Pam, tell the man we in the mood for Hawaii.

Oh, look, Martin, there's some cheese over there.

And it's not from the government.

Well, if it ain't from the government

ain't no need in me rushin'.

I want the free cheese.

Damn that.

Go get the cheese.

I know what your trying to do so, I'mma get the cheese.

Uh-huh.

So, how about it, Pamela?

I don't know about two weeks in a row.

I mean, I can't miss that much time from work.

Work.

Listen, you're not gonna have to work after we're married.

Well, you may be right, I mean, we can

start a family right away that way.

No, wrong. We already have a family.

My daughter by my third wife just had a baby

so think how lucky you are.

You get to skip motherhood and phew

go straight to being a grandmother.

What do you mean, your third wife?

I told you, I was married before.

- Not three times. - No, six times.

- Six times? - Pamela!

I'm a very impulsive man.

I fall in love very quickly.

I thought that was what you most liked about me.

I do, I do, but..

Simon, maybe we can slow this down

and-and get to know each other a little better.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, um, Pams?

The less that man gets to know about you, the better.

Okay, and whatever you do

do not show him the back of your neck

until after Hawaii.

Please, Pam, don't do it.

Don't show him the neck.

- Martin. - Yeah?

- This is private. - Mm-hmm.

- Oh? In private? - Yes.

Oh, I know what you sayin'. Alright, excuse me, excuse me.

Uh, everybody, get out.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Uh, uh, uh, this is our skybox

and we want some privacy.

Now out. Uh-huh. Get your stuff and move it.

Man, I ain't gon' tell you no more.

Get!

Yeah. Started to sink in, didn't it?

You thought about the repercussions, didn't you?

That way, everybody.

Uh-huh.

You don't know.

Well, had me raise my voice more than once.

'Cause I don't like it, you know?

You know I don't like it, and I mean it.

Excuse me, excuse me. Martin. Martin.

- Huh? - That includes you.

Yeah. Poof. Pow. Be gone.

Alright. Well, go on.

I'mma-I'mma be out here if you need me

do one of these, you know, do the wobble or somethin'.

And I'll be out, you know, out here, that's cool.

Alright. You know, my-my bad.

Look, uh, Simon, maybe we should hold off on-on this marriage

and, and date for a while.

Pamela, I'm not looking for a date.

See, I'm looking for a wife.

And I'm looking for a husband

but-but not tomorrow.

I mean, I can't honestly say that I love you

and I think I have to be sure

before I spend the rest of my life with you.

Um, the rest of your life?

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, um..

Listen, uh, Pam, I, um..

I hate to tell you this

but I've never been married for any more than..

...two years.

Hold up. Wait a minute.

So what you're saying is, is that, uh, you wanna rent me?

Oh, hey, don't worry about it.

All of my ex-wives are well taken care of.

I'm sorry, Simon.

Um, see, I'm not for sale.

As a matter of fact, I'm not even for rent.

So I guess..

...maybe you should..

I-I-I'm sorry. What? I-I didn't understand what you just said.

I said, you can take your ring back.

Here you go.

Que Sera Sera!

Oh, listen, um, if you ever change your mind

and, um, and I'm between marriages

give me a call.

Yo!

'We have a correction to last night's announcement.'

'Apparently, she said no.'

I can't believe it's gone.

The biggest rock I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

And I gave it back.

Yep, that was stupid.

Hey, yo, hey, I told you to break up with him

I didn't say nothing about giving the ring back.

Hey!

Hey, Martin. Where you been, babe?

Gina..

...I went for a long walk by myself.

You know, I had to get my head together..

...and, uh...I found myself..

...outside the Palace.

- Oh, no. - Yeah.

I tried to go up to the skybox.

But the guards, they threw me out.

That's when I really knew it was over!

Come on.

I blame you.

Yes. You.

We had a good thing going on.

Me, Simon and the skybox.

But you..

It was beautiful and you messed it up!

Why, Pam?

When I think about how nice I was to you..

Oh, God.

It makes me sick.

Martin. Martin?

Oh, my God. Martin, go sit down.

- Come on, come on, sit down. - Get her away.

- No. No. - Get her away.

- Okay. Okay. - Get her away.

Get some air, we got--

You heard about that toxic lady?

I think she might be..

- Get her away. - It's alright.

- Get. Get out. - It's okay. It's okay.

Don't think of it. Come on. Come on.

- Martin. - Yes?

Baby.

- Baby. You alright now? - Yes? Uh, yeah.

I'll be alright.

I'll be alright. I just need a little time.

Okay, baby, you wanna watch the game

you can watch the game.

No, baby!

No game.

Bring back too many memories.

I'm so sorry.

Dang, Martin.

All of this really brought you down, huh?

Yeah!

Well, in that case

I feel great!

You know what, I knew that something good

would come out of all of this.

I feel so much...better!

Thank you, guys.

I love y'all!

Bye.

She touched me.

- It's okay. - The arm's coming off.

No, no, no, it's not, baby--

Gina, I'm turnin' into somethin' else.

- No, no, you're not. - Gina, she touched me.

Come on! Come on!

Hey! What the..

Simon? Hey, brother.

Oh, your pretty, you got a new one real fast.

What the hell are you doing here?

Simone, listen, um, I can't go back

to the-to the cheap seats, man.

- I gotta use the skybox. - Martin, get outta here, man.

No, man, I can't go. I'm not going nowhere.

- No, no.. - Get outta here.

- No. No. - Get out! Get out!

Get!