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- Nice party, Gina. - Thank you.

Do you think our new clients will be impressed?

Definitely. Classy.

- Very classy. - Mm. Thank you.

- 'Oh, no.' - 'What?'

Here comes Mr. Berry. He is so boring.

- Buh-bye. - No, no, no, no, right here.

Gina, this is a wonderful party.

I'm having the time of my life.

I looked over your proposal and frankly

I'm beside myself.

Hey, yo, check this out, right?

Come to find out, moms was taping us the whole time.

- Oh, straight up? - Straight up, you know?

Well, maybe you better put a lock on the door.

- Clack-clack! Ha-ha-ha! - Ha-ha-ha!

- Lock it up. You know? - Lock it up.

- Whoo! Mm. - Uh. Where's my baby?

So, this party's whack.

And, uh, what I'mma do

is go ahead and, uh..

...uh, fix Big Shirley a doggy bag and then

you know, I'm gonna be out, alright?

Uh..

Gina's looking good, man.

Oh-oh. Oh, th-th-th-the! Hey!

No, no, see, see, see. She's wearin' the dress.

She knows what that dress does to me.

- Uh, Tommy? - Yeah.

- Cole? - Mm.

Gina just paged me 911.

Excuse me. Boom.

Yeah.

- Huh! - Mm. Girl, you..

You, you, I'm telling you, girl. Look at you.

Lookin' as good as you wanna look.

- Um, Martin. - Girl, I'mma, uh-uh--

- Yeah. Yeah. - Martin, this is Mr. Berry.

- Yeah. - Hello, Martin.

Archibald Berry.

Oh-oh, Archibald Berry. How you doin'?

Alright, uh, uh-uh, Mr. Berry Archibald, can I call you?

Uh, some of your boys from accounting was over there

talking trash about you.

Yeah, Mr. Berry this. Mr. Berry that.

Thank you, Martin.

Looks like I'm gonna have to go

handle my business.

Go ahead, Berry. Go ahead, Berry.

- Back to you, girl! - Un-uh.

- This dress.. - No. No.

Baby, I'm telling you. Oh, I gots to have you.

No, Martin, cut it out, okay? I have guests.

Gina, I gots to have you, baby.

You know what this dress does to me.

- Oh, Martin. Baby. - This spot right on..

Baby, you know what that does to me.

That's my sweet spot.

Martin, please, baby. Please.

Thank you, Martin. I have put accounting in check.

So, anyway, as I was saying

I stop listening to pop music when Elvis died.

For me, he was then and remains still the king.

Right. Oh, that's, that's nice.

That's really nice.

Yep. Yeah, me too.

You too, what?

Oh, nothing, I was just agreeing

with everything you're saying, that's all.

Oh, I like that. Keep it up.

So, anyway, as I was saying

there's a filing revolution out there.

Is it "Muah?"

'Cause I was just gonna say, we can go to my hotel room

if you wanna get busy or somethin', you know?

Uh-uh, um. Excuse me, Robin Hood, okay?

Alright? But I think you're looking for the married man.

And I ain't here, okay? Excuse me, please.

Whatever. Don't knock what you ain't never had.

It's a little golden brown itself. Be gone!

Excuse me, Mr. Berry. Please. Excuse me.

Martin, you've got to cut this out right now.

- Baby, baby, baby. Look, Gina. - What?

Look, we'll only be gone five minutes.

They won't even notice. Baby, come on.

I for one never use a laser printer

without protective goggles.

- You know what? I-I could use.. - What?

- I-I could use a little break. - You mean that?

Boy, don't back out me now. I want my five minutes.

No, no, no, tonight I'm goin' for the record six.

- Uh-huh. - Okay.

Okay, cool. This spot right here.

Not right now.

Okay, we're just flowing. Just roll and go, yeah.

Boom, boom, boom, roll with you, go.

She just gonna use you, golden brown.

So who y'all here with?

- Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. - The party was nice.

- You are.. - The party was.. Oh, my..

You know, you two really disgust me.

I mean, ditching your own party for a quickie?

You heard us!

Oh, baby, now, you were the one..

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Pam, look, we are in love.

That's what people in love do for one another.

- That's right, girl. Uh! - Love?

Please. That was not love.

That, that was sex.

Pam, please don't start with that again. Damn!

You know, Pam, I mean, what is the difference?

Love, sex, it's all mixed up in there together.

That's all. You know what I am saying, Tommy?

'She all confused about it.'

- Excuse me, Martin. - Yeah, baby.

Um, you do know the difference, don't you?

Of course I know the difference, Gina.

Come on, now. We-we had a good night.

Now, don't start that. Be quiet.

What's the difference, Martin?

Are y'all tryin' to back me into a corner?

Fine, fine, fine, you don't scare me.

You know? I'll tell you the difference.

I'll break it down for you.

Cole, tell 'em the difference.

Love, love has four letters and, um, sex has three.

Tommy, it's on you, okay? Roll with it.

- Okay. - Come on, man.

I'll tell you what love is.

Love is sharing, caring, commitment.

Preach on, Tommy.

Love is two souls joined together as one.

School your boys.

Love is flowers for no reason.

Love is, is tellin' her all the thing she wants to hear..

...until you get the draws!

- Yeah, Tommy! - Boy, I'm gonna tell you.

You scared me for a minute, man.

But you, but hey, but you came strong at the end though.

You see that, Gina?

All men do is think

with their private parts.

With, with their Martin juniors, and their Tommy juniors

and their Cole junior juniors.

Martin!

Is that what you think?

Um, Gina

uh, look, wa-wait a minute, baby.

Now, le-le-let's turn this around.

Now, there are times when, wh-when you wanted it

and I don't.

I mean, Gina, there are times..

...when I, when I feel used.

When I feel like a piece of meat.

- Oh, please. - No, you're gonna hear me.

There are times when I feel just a little bit..

...violated.

Very funny, Martin.

I saw that on a soap opera.

Y'all really, you, y'all are pitiful. Y'all disgust me.

What about you, Pam?

Who's body get the shivers

whenever someone mentions the name "Denzel?"

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Denzel!

- Huh. - Ga-ga-ga. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Look it now, see, is that love? No, that's sex.

S-E-X. Sex.

You don't wanna hug Denzel.

You wanna be all up in here which your's with Denzel.

- I do not. - Yes, you do.

I do not. Okay?

I love that man.

You're right. Sure, you're right.

Come on, baby. No, no, no.

What Gina and I have is love.

You're looking for that, aren't you?

- Please. Love? Please. - Hm.

- Okay, okay. - Yeah.

Let's see you go without sex for two weeks

and then we'll see how much love you're talkin' about.

Two weeks? Ahem.

- Two weeks? - Two.

Well, cool, cool. I'm cool with that.

You know, that ain't nothing.

You know, I can do that.

I mean, uh, Gina is the one who can't handle it.

I'm telling you, 'cause once I drop the shirt

Gina gonna be all over me, you know?

- Excuse me. - Now, that's just straight up.

- Excuse me, Martin. - Yeah.

I can go two weeks without sex.

You're the one who can't.

See, see, see, now you're getting ready to start showin'--

No, no, no, you're showin' off.

Oh, okay, two week is nothing.

Okay, damn it, then when do we start?

- We can start now! - When do we start? Come on!

Starting midnight. Bam.

Is that time right?

Yes, it is.

-55. - Mm-hmm.

-55. - Yeah.

- Everybody out! - Get up. Get up.

Get out, get out, get out!

Get out! Get your coat! Everybody out!

Come on! Come on, get out! Get out! Get out!

- Come on! - You're wasting time.

- So, Martin. - Yeah, yeah.

We got seven days to go. You think you can make it?

Oh, please.

- Well, I can make it, Gina. - Huh.

As a matter of fact, I'm thinking

about goin' another month.

You know?

Right now I'm in shape.

I'm in control.

I'm a man at peace, you know?

- Hey, I know what you mean. - Yeah.

I've never felt so rested.

So serene.

- Ha-ha, you know? - Well, good for you.

- Hmm. - Uh.

Ah, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..

- Uh-uh, Gina? - Mm?

Y-y-you got the baby toe on me.

Uh-huh, and part of your ass is on me.

Okay?

I guess I should move it.

Uh, uh-huh. U-unless you, uh, you givin' in.

And if you are, I can understand.

I mean, me being so fine and all

you know what I'm sayin'?

No, I am not giving in. My foot just fell over there.

Looks like you're the one who can't handle it, baby.

Please, alright? I can handle it, okay?

Because you're always on this side.

All I am saying is stay on your side of bed.

Please, you know?

And what's that supposed to mean?

I'll tell you what it means, Gina.

Okay? You ain't got no bed manners, okay?

You go to sleep over there, you wake up

you're all up on me, okay?

You got my head between a night stand and a damn bed, alright?

And you got me down here..

...smelling all razors, okay?

Excuse me. Please.

Now, enough is enough already.

The only reason I'm on your side of the bed, Martin

is because you steal all the covers.

Look, you got 'em all right now.

I'm sittin' up here, freezing my butt off!

- Give me some covers. - You know what? You know what?

I will give you covers when you get back across the border.

Head to the border.

Head to the border!

- Fine! Fine! - Fine, fine, fine. Uh.

No, it's right here.

Oh, you gonna give me some covers.

- Gina! - You gonna give me some covers!

- Gina! - What?

Martin!

Martin! You got a ice bag?

You got a ice bag, Martin?

You got a ice bag? That's cheating!

I pulled a thigh muscle.

You've pulled a thigh muscle, I'm sure you did.

Hey, you know what? I got to take this, Gina.

I'm gonna sleep on the couch, alright?

Fine! Fine! Sleep on the couch. I don't care!

'Fine! Fine! I don't care..'

Gina, Gina, Gina, don't break. Don't break.

You can beat the ice, girl. You can beat the ice.

If you break, you'll only prove you can't live without sex.

I can't!

I'm not like you.

Did you have to go there?

Oh, I'm sorry, Pam.

But for real, how do you do it?

I don't know.

I have hobbies.

To keep my mind off the sex like..

...horseback riding and..

...exercisin' on my pogo stick.

And cooking with cucumbers.

I'm gonna see my man.

Gina! Gina!

Don't give in.

I am not giving in, Pam.

Did I say I was givin' in? No.

I'll make Martin give in.

Well, I'm leavin'.

I'm going home to do my laundry.

If you need me..

...I'll be sittin' on top of the washing machine..

...for a while.

Tommy, I can't take it no more!

Oh! Listen.

The ice ain't working, bro.

It's making things numb down there.

Hey..

- I gotta.. - No, Martin, no!

- I gotta call her, man. - No! Don't do it.

Martin, look, don't call her, Martin.

Look, you can beat Gina, Martin, okay?

Look, boy, if you call her now

you know what she's gonna think, huh?

She's never gonna believe you love her.

She's gonna think that all men want is sex..

...which is true.

But we gotta keep that lie alive.

Keep the lie alive!

But y'all don't know, man.

Y'all don't.. Alright, alright, alright.

Y'all don't know, man.

Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, look.

Yeah.

All you gotta do is hold out

one second longer than Gina, alright?

- Alright. That's right. - See, Cole's right.

See, you got to get to her before she gets to you.

Yeah, I, uh, okay, I'm just.. Uh. Aye.

Just trying to.. You know what?

- Uh-uh.. Aight, aight. - Get up. Get it out.

That's right. Get it out! Yeah!

- Get it out, boy! - Yeah!

- That's my boy! - Whoo!

- There it is! - Yeah!

- It's out. - Alright.

- You know that.. - Yeah.

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- That's good. - You know what?

- Y'all are my fellas. - Alright.

Y'all told me what I had to do.

Now I know I gotta break her down.

- Alright. - You know what I am saying?

- I gotta make Gina want me! - 'That's right!'

You know what I am saying. That's what I am here for.

- Ay-ay-aye, w-wait, remember. - 'What?'

- It's all on you, brother. - 'Yeah.'

- Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive!

- Keep the lie alive! - 'Huh!'

- Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive!

- Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive!

- Keep the lie alive! - Hey, I'm straight, you see?

I'm straight. Keep the lie alive.

Alright, get in there.

Lights.

Yeah, okay.

Ooh! Ah.

Ooh! One, two, three.

Let's get hot, Gina, gonna bring like that, okay.

Here we go.

Here we go. Oh.

Let's see, oh. Get to them.

That's what.. Oh, gets to them.

All of them.

Okay. That in there, right there.

Alright.

Okay. Okay.

Hey, what's up, Gina? I ain't know you was comin', baby.

How you doing? Forgot.

I was just out joggin'. I thought I'd stop by.

- Um, Martin. - Uh, yep. Yeah, yeah.

What are you doing in your robe..

...with, um, candles and salsa music..

...and champagne?

Yeah, I know, it seems a little bit crazy, right?

But I started thinking, hey

I gotta learn to do things for myself.

You know what I'm saying? Make me happy.

- Right, right. - You know?

Gina, I've been working out and I don't know

if the push-ups are working.

'Cause it don't seem like it's moving fast enough for me.

But you when outside looking in

would you tell me if they work?

'Cause I am not sure.

I mean, you know, boom!

Ehh! Boom, I mean.

Is it on the right? Is it on the left?

Is the abs there, Gina? Is the abs there, Gina?

Huh? What about the back? Is the back there?

'Cause they say the back is supposed to be important

especially if you're, Gina. And they're like dang!

They're like dang!

They're like dang!

How's the back, Gina?

I don't know. It's aight.

- You know, uh.. - Yeah, yeah.

I've been working out a little bit myself, too.

- Oh, yeah? - You know?

Tryin' to do some things for me.

Well, y-y-you do that.

And my, my calves are feeling kinda tight.

Yeah.

Could you massage them for me, Martin?

Uh-uh, did you stretch?

Yes, I-I did. But I don't think I stretched enough.

Could you, um, hook me up?

Uh..

- You want me to massage 'em? - Yeah.

- Martin? - Yeah.

Could you massage 'em for me?

Sure. I-I got you.

- Martin? Huh? - Yeah.

- How does that feel, Martin? - Ooh!

Ooh.. Ahh! Damn, Gina!

Did you shave?

I mean 'cause you're feeling kinda spotty baby, alright?

I got some Gillettes in the bathroom

if you would like to get down.

I'm gonna go ahead watch me some TV 'cause I'm straight.

- Ahem. - Hey, that's fine, you know?

That's what I came over here for anyway.

Well, boom. There, this is on.

Yo, go to the left. Eh.

- Martin. - Hmm?

What's wrong?

Oh, no, no, I was just looking to see if the stove is on.

Excuse me, I gotta get the remote.

- Mm-hm-hm. - Excuse me.

Gina, uh, baby, you got something on your neck.

- I do? - Yeah, yeah.

- Uh, uh.. - Where? Right here?

- Uh-uh-uh, right here. - Uh!

Uh-huh, right there.

- You feel it? Huh? - Martin.

What? What? Wh-wh-what you wanna say?

- What you wanna say? - Th-that's my..

- Huh? - That's my spot, baby.

- No, w-what? What.. - Baby, that's my spot!

Well, then tell me, is something wrong?

I can't help it. I can't help it if it stays on your spot.

What you want to tell me? Huh?

Martin, baby, baby, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, baby, stop it.

Stop it! We gotta, we gotta stop it.

- No, Martin! No! - Gina, damn it!

Okay, baby, listen, come on, don't give up.

You know you want it, baby. Come on.

But, baby, if we give up, then Pam is right.

There's, there's nothing but sex in our lives. There's no love!

Damn it, Gina!

How can you say that? Huh?

We both love sex, so how is it no damn love?

That's true. That's true.

Because, Martin, we like things other than sex.

That's right, girl.

Uh-uh-uh, girl, g.. Huh? Yeah. wh-what you wanna..

Huh? We-we-we like what? What? Movies.

Yeah, we like movies.

- Uh-uh-uh, TV? - Y-yes, TV.

- In my head! - In my head!

- Uh-uh-uh-uh-- - Sports! Sports!

- Go Pistons, go! - Pistons, go!

Ah-ha! Uh, uh, on the hoop.

- Oh, baby, baby-- - And, and twisters, baby.

- We like twisters! - Correct time!

- Girl, come here, alright? - Aah!

Come here, huh! What about the opera?

Girl, I'mma, I'mma-I'mma tearing this--

- Martin! Martin! - Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you, girl.