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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:03,236 - Nice party, Gina. - Thank you. 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,338 Do you think our new clients will be impressed? 3 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:06,906 Definitely. Classy. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,575 - Very classy. - Mm. Thank you. 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,210 - 'Oh, no.' - 'What?' 6 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,746 Here comes Mr. Berry. He is so boring. 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,382 - Buh-bye. - No, no, no, no, right here. 8 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,350 Gina, this is a wonderful party. 9 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,652 I'm having the time of my life. 10 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,155 I looked over your proposal and frankly 11 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,723 I'm beside myself. 12 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,593 Hey, yo, check this out, right? 13 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:31,097 Come to find out, moms was taping us the whole time. 14 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,199 - Oh, straight up? - Straight up, you know? 15 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:35,068 Well, maybe you better put a lock on the door. 16 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,436 - Clack-clack! Ha-ha-ha! - Ha-ha-ha! 17 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,204 - Lock it up. You know? - Lock it up. 18 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,673 - Whoo! Mm. - Uh. Where's my baby? 19 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,941 So, this party's whack. 20 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,276 And, uh, what I'mma do 21 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,211 is go ahead and, uh.. 22 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:47,947 ...uh, fix Big Shirley a doggy bag and then 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,116 you know, I'm gonna be out, alright? 24 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,217 Uh.. 25 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,568 Gina's looking good, man. 26 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:45,305 Oh-oh. Oh, th-th-th-the! Hey! 27 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,273 No, no, see, see, see. She's wearin' the dress. 28 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,342 She knows what that dress does to me. 29 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,610 - Uh, Tommy? - Yeah. 30 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:51,611 - Cole? - Mm. 31 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,346 Gina just paged me 911. 32 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,748 Excuse me. Boom. 33 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,418 Yeah. 34 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,653 - Huh! - Mm. Girl, you.. 35 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,689 You, you, I'm telling you, girl. Look at you. 36 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,491 Lookin' as good as you wanna look. 37 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,025 - Um, Martin. - Girl, I'mma, uh-uh-- 38 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,461 - Yeah. Yeah. - Martin, this is Mr. Berry. 39 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:10,630 - Yeah. - Hello, Martin. 40 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,665 Archibald Berry. 41 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,168 Oh-oh, Archibald Berry. How you doin'? 42 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,037 Alright, uh, uh-uh, Mr. Berry Archibald, can I call you? 43 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,807 Uh, some of your boys from accounting was over there 44 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,509 talking trash about you. 45 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,878 Yeah, Mr. Berry this. Mr. Berry that. 46 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,279 Thank you, Martin. 47 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,614 Looks like I'm gonna have to go 48 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,682 handle my business. 49 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,319 Go ahead, Berry. Go ahead, Berry. 50 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,721 - Back to you, girl! - Un-uh. 51 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,189 - This dress.. - No. No. 52 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,891 Baby, I'm telling you. Oh, I gots to have you. 53 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,727 No, Martin, cut it out, okay? I have guests. 54 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,895 Gina, I gots to have you, baby. 55 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,329 You know what this dress does to me. 56 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,964 - Oh, Martin. Baby. - This spot right on.. 57 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,065 Baby, you know what that does to me. 58 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,133 That's my sweet spot. 59 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,735 Martin, please, baby. Please. 60 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,238 Thank you, Martin. I have put accounting in check. 61 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:57,310 So, anyway, as I was saying 62 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,180 I stop listening to pop music when Elvis died. 63 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:04,217 For me, he was then and remains still the king. 64 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,054 Right. Oh, that's, that's nice. 65 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,190 That's really nice. 66 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,858 Yep. Yeah, me too. 67 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,193 You too, what? 68 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,895 Oh, nothing, I was just agreeing 69 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,230 with everything you're saying, that's all. 70 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,166 Oh, I like that. Keep it up. 71 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,402 So, anyway, as I was saying 72 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,004 there's a filing revolution out there. 73 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,680 Is it "Muah?" 74 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,720 'Cause I was just gonna say, we can go to my hotel room 75 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:42,722 if you wanna get busy or somethin', you know? 76 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:46,793 Uh-uh, um. Excuse me, Robin Hood, okay? 77 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,561 Alright? But I think you're looking for the married man. 78 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:51,931 And I ain't here, okay? Excuse me, please. 79 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,434 Whatever. Don't knock what you ain't never had. 80 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:58,037 It's a little golden brown itself. Be gone! 81 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,710 Excuse me, Mr. Berry. Please. Excuse me. 82 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,878 Martin, you've got to cut this out right now. 83 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,947 - Baby, baby, baby. Look, Gina. - What? 84 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,449 Look, we'll only be gone five minutes. 85 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,317 They won't even notice. Baby, come on. 86 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,486 I for one never use a laser printer 87 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,222 without protective goggles. 88 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,391 - You know what? I-I could use.. - What? 89 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,994 - I-I could use a little break. - You mean that? 90 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,997 Boy, don't back out me now. I want my five minutes. 91 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,633 No, no, no, tonight I'm goin' for the record six. 92 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,067 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 93 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,636 Okay, cool. This spot right here. 94 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,170 Not right now. 95 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,606 Okay, we're just flowing. Just roll and go, yeah. 96 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:36,843 Boom, boom, boom, roll with you, go. 97 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,480 She just gonna use you, golden brown. 98 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,751 So who y'all here with? 99 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:51,624 - Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. - The party was nice. 100 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,992 - You are.. - The party was.. Oh, my.. 101 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:57,830 You know, you two really disgust me. 102 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,933 I mean, ditching your own party for a quickie? 103 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,771 You heard us! 104 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,306 Oh, baby, now, you were the one.. 105 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:10,510 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Pam, look, we are in love. 106 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,478 That's what people in love do for one another. 107 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,881 - That's right, girl. Uh! - Love? 108 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,383 Please. That was not love. 109 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,053 That, that was sex. 110 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,222 Pam, please don't start with that again. Damn! 111 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,458 You know, Pam, I mean, what is the difference? 112 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:29,062 Love, sex, it's all mixed up in there together. 113 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,397 That's all. You know what I am saying, Tommy? 114 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,799 'She all confused about it.' 115 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,168 - Excuse me, Martin. - Yeah, baby. 116 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,837 Um, you do know the difference, don't you? 117 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,472 Of course I know the difference, Gina. 118 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:40,973 Come on, now. We-we had a good night. 119 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,241 Now, don't start that. Be quiet. 120 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,344 What's the difference, Martin? 121 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,749 Are y'all tryin' to back me into a corner? 122 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,584 Fine, fine, fine, you don't scare me. 123 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,920 You know? I'll tell you the difference. 124 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,888 I'll break it down for you. 125 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,424 Cole, tell 'em the difference. 126 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:02,061 Love, love has four letters and, um, sex has three. 127 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,099 Tommy, it's on you, okay? Roll with it. 128 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,100 - Okay. - Come on, man. 129 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,935 I'll tell you what love is. 130 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,172 Love is sharing, caring, commitment. 131 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:14,607 Preach on, Tommy. 132 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,910 Love is two souls joined together as one. 133 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,011 School your boys. 134 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,114 Love is flowers for no reason. 135 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,284 Love is, is tellin' her all the thing she wants to hear.. 136 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,454 ...until you get the draws! 137 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,965 - Yeah, Tommy! - Boy, I'm gonna tell you. 138 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,933 You scared me for a minute, man. 139 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:44,270 But you, but hey, but you came strong at the end though. 140 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,304 You see that, Gina? 141 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,572 All men do is think 142 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:47,974 with their private parts. 143 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,977 With, with their Martin juniors, and their Tommy juniors 144 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,479 and their Cole junior juniors. 145 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:57,250 Martin! 146 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,285 Is that what you think? 147 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:00,586 Um, Gina 148 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:01,988 uh, look, wa-wait a minute, baby. 149 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,090 Now, le-le-let's turn this around. 150 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,392 Now, there are times when, wh-when you wanted it 151 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,727 and I don't. 152 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,663 I mean, Gina, there are times.. 153 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,934 ...when I, when I feel used. 154 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,936 When I feel like a piece of meat. 155 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:20,573 - Oh, please. - No, you're gonna hear me. 156 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,579 There are times when I feel just a little bit.. 157 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,114 ...violated. 158 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,919 Very funny, Martin. 159 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,455 I saw that on a soap opera. 160 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,858 Y'all really, you, y'all are pitiful. Y'all disgust me. 161 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,526 What about you, Pam? 162 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,961 Who's body get the shivers 163 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,198 whenever someone mentions the name "Denzel?" 164 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,035 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 165 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,436 Denzel! 166 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,372 - Huh. - Ga-ga-ga. Yeah. Uh-huh. 167 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,209 Look it now, see, is that love? No, that's sex. 168 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,376 S-E-X. Sex. 169 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,945 You don't wanna hug Denzel. 170 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,181 You wanna be all up in here which your's with Denzel. 171 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:05,384 - I do not. - Yes, you do. 172 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,286 I do not. Okay? 173 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,490 I love that man. 174 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,725 You're right. Sure, you're right. 175 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,327 Come on, baby. No, no, no. 176 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:16,529 What Gina and I have is love. 177 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,664 You're looking for that, aren't you? 178 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,468 - Please. Love? Please. - Hm. 179 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,803 - Okay, okay. - Yeah. 180 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,005 Let's see you go without sex for two weeks 181 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:29,876 and then we'll see how much love you're talkin' about. 182 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,345 Two weeks? Ahem. 183 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:33,913 - Two weeks? - Two. 184 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,481 Well, cool, cool. I'm cool with that. 185 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,582 You know, that ain't nothing. 186 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,084 You know, I can do that. 187 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,219 I mean, uh, Gina is the one who can't handle it. 188 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,755 I'm telling you, 'cause once I drop the shirt 189 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,224 Gina gonna be all over me, you know? 190 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:46,526 - Excuse me. - Now, that's just straight up. 191 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:47,760 - Excuse me, Martin. - Yeah. 192 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,596 I can go two weeks without sex. 193 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,932 You're the one who can't. 194 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,500 See, see, see, now you're getting ready to start showin'-- 195 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,102 No, no, no, you're showin' off. 196 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,537 Oh, okay, two week is nothing. 197 00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,071 Okay, damn it, then when do we start? 198 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:00,773 - We can start now! - When do we start? Come on! 199 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:04,443 Starting midnight. Bam. 200 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,678 Is that time right? 201 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,580 Yes, it is. 202 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,382 -55. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:11,717 -55. - Yeah. 204 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,052 - Everybody out! - Get up. Get up. 205 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,388 Get out, get out, get out! 206 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,690 Get out! Get your coat! Everybody out! 207 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:21,294 Come on! Come on, get out! Get out! Get out! 208 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,462 - Come on! - You're wasting time. 209 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,309 - So, Martin. - Yeah, yeah. 210 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,711 We got seven days to go. You think you can make it? 211 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,313 Oh, please. 212 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,148 - Well, I can make it, Gina. - Huh. 213 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,482 As a matter of fact, I'm thinking 214 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,584 about goin' another month. 215 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,052 You know? 216 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,420 Right now I'm in shape. 217 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:48,821 I'm in control. 218 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,090 I'm a man at peace, you know? 219 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,760 - Hey, I know what you mean. - Yeah. 220 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,495 I've never felt so rested. 221 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,797 So serene. 222 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,966 - Ha-ha, you know? - Well, good for you. 223 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,268 - Hmm. - Uh. 224 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,519 Ah, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.. 225 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,188 - Uh-uh, Gina? - Mm? 226 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,256 Y-y-you got the baby toe on me. 227 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,959 Uh-huh, and part of your ass is on me. 228 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:27,994 Okay? 229 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,797 I guess I should move it. 230 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:36,168 Uh, uh-huh. U-unless you, uh, you givin' in. 231 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,870 And if you are, I can understand. 232 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,973 I mean, me being so fine and all 233 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,376 you know what I'm sayin'? 234 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,613 No, I am not giving in. My foot just fell over there. 235 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,949 Looks like you're the one who can't handle it, baby. 236 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,885 Please, alright? I can handle it, okay? 237 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,220 Because you're always on this side. 238 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,656 All I am saying is stay on your side of bed. 239 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,524 Please, you know? 240 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,128 And what's that supposed to mean? 241 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,964 I'll tell you what it means, Gina. 242 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:08,000 Okay? You ain't got no bed manners, okay? 243 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,568 You go to sleep over there, you wake up 244 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,137 you're all up on me, okay? 245 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:14,807 You got my head between a night stand and a damn bed, alright? 246 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,208 And you got me down here.. 247 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,710 ...smelling all razors, okay? 248 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,646 Excuse me. Please. 249 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,415 Now, enough is enough already. 250 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,551 The only reason I'm on your side of the bed, Martin 251 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,586 is because you steal all the covers. 252 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,988 Look, you got 'em all right now. 253 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,157 I'm sittin' up here, freezing my butt off! 254 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,259 - Give me some covers. - You know what? You know what? 255 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,429 I will give you covers when you get back across the border. 256 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431 Head to the border. 257 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,766 Head to the border! 258 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,270 - Fine! Fine! - Fine, fine, fine. Uh. 259 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,878 No, it's right here. 260 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,618 Oh, you gonna give me some covers. 261 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,120 - Gina! - You gonna give me some covers! 262 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,188 - Gina! - What? 263 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:07,860 Martin! 264 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,897 Martin! You got a ice bag? 265 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,737 You got a ice bag, Martin? 266 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,306 You got a ice bag? That's cheating! 267 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,374 I pulled a thigh muscle. 268 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,445 You've pulled a thigh muscle, I'm sure you did. 269 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,314 Hey, you know what? I got to take this, Gina. 270 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,949 I'm gonna sleep on the couch, alright? 271 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,953 Fine! Fine! Sleep on the couch. I don't care! 272 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,990 'Fine! Fine! I don't care..' 273 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,796 Gina, Gina, Gina, don't break. Don't break. 274 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,664 You can beat the ice, girl. You can beat the ice. 275 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,300 If you break, you'll only prove you can't live without sex. 276 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,935 I can't! 277 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,404 I'm not like you. 278 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,442 Did you have to go there? 279 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,146 Oh, I'm sorry, Pam. 280 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,348 But for real, how do you do it? 281 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,016 I don't know. 282 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,684 I have hobbies. 283 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,154 To keep my mind off the sex like.. 284 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,589 ...horseback riding and.. 285 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,627 ...exercisin' on my pogo stick. 286 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,463 And cooking with cucumbers. 287 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,671 I'm gonna see my man. 288 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,840 Gina! Gina! 289 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,341 Don't give in. 290 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,010 I am not giving in, Pam. 291 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,112 Did I say I was givin' in? No. 292 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,613 I'll make Martin give in. 293 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,283 Well, I'm leavin'. 294 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,119 I'm going home to do my laundry. 295 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,854 If you need me.. 296 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,124 ...I'll be sittin' on top of the washing machine.. 297 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,559 ...for a while. 298 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,398 Tommy, I can't take it no more! 299 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,868 Oh! Listen. 300 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,370 The ice ain't working, bro. 301 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,005 It's making things numb down there. 302 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,040 Hey.. 303 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,577 - I gotta.. - No, Martin, no! 304 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,911 - I gotta call her, man. - No! Don't do it. 305 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,546 Martin, look, don't call her, Martin. 306 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,982 Look, you can beat Gina, Martin, okay? 307 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,083 Look, boy, if you call her now 308 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,351 you know what she's gonna think, huh? 309 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,719 She's never gonna believe you love her. 310 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,922 She's gonna think that all men want is sex.. 311 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,157 ...which is true. 312 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,192 But we gotta keep that lie alive. 313 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,760 Keep the lie alive! 314 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:24,997 But y'all don't know, man. 315 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,866 Y'all don't.. Alright, alright, alright. 316 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,270 Y'all don't know, man. 317 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,072 Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, look. 318 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,040 Yeah. 319 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,609 All you gotta do is hold out 320 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,110 one second longer than Gina, alright? 321 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,678 - Alright. That's right. - See, Cole's right. 322 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:43,215 See, you got to get to her before she gets to you. 323 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:47,453 Yeah, I, uh, okay, I'm just.. Uh. Aye. 324 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,954 Just trying to.. You know what? 325 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,724 - Uh-uh.. Aight, aight. - Get up. Get it out. 326 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,592 That's right. Get it out! Yeah! 327 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,127 - Get it out, boy! - Yeah! 328 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,399 - That's my boy! - Whoo! 329 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,734 - There it is! - Yeah! 330 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,868 - It's out. - Alright. 331 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,637 - You know that.. - Yeah. 332 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,704 - Whoo! - Whoo! 333 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,972 - That's good. - You know what? 334 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,240 - Y'all are my fellas. - Alright. 335 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,541 Y'all told me what I had to do. 336 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,910 Now I know I gotta break her down. 337 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,411 - Alright. - You know what I am saying? 338 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,747 - I gotta make Gina want me! - 'That's right!' 339 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,215 You know what I am saying. That's what I am here for. 340 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,750 - Ay-ay-aye, w-wait, remember. - 'What?' 341 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,418 - It's all on you, brother. - 'Yeah.' 342 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,287 - Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive! 343 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,721 - Keep the lie alive! - 'Huh!' 344 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,990 - Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive! 345 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,659 - Keep the lie alive! - Keep the lie alive! 346 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,328 - Keep the lie alive! - Hey, I'm straight, you see? 347 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,830 I'm straight. Keep the lie alive. 348 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,642 Alright, get in there. 349 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,677 Lights. 350 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,746 Yeah, okay. 351 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,101 Ooh! Ah. 352 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,059 Ooh! One, two, three. 353 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,795 Let's get hot, Gina, gonna bring like that, okay. 354 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,631 Here we go. 355 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,200 Here we go. Oh. 356 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,401 Let's see, oh. Get to them. 357 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,869 That's what.. Oh, gets to them. 358 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,004 All of them. 359 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,978 Okay. That in there, right there. 360 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,847 Alright. 361 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,716 Okay. Okay. 362 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,423 Hey, what's up, Gina? I ain't know you was comin', baby. 363 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,924 How you doing? Forgot. 364 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,527 I was just out joggin'. I thought I'd stop by. 365 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,933 - Um, Martin. - Uh, yep. Yeah, yeah. 366 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,669 What are you doing in your robe.. 367 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,540 ...with, um, candles and salsa music.. 368 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,442 ...and champagne? 369 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,344 Yeah, I know, it seems a little bit crazy, right? 370 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,912 But I started thinking, hey 371 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,915 I gotta learn to do things for myself. 372 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,750 You know what I'm saying? Make me happy. 373 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,118 - Right, right. - You know? 374 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,920 Gina, I've been working out and I don't know 375 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,522 if the push-ups are working. 376 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,457 'Cause it don't seem like it's moving fast enough for me. 377 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,625 But you when outside looking in 378 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,959 would you tell me if they work? 379 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,027 'Cause I am not sure. 380 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,128 I mean, you know, boom! 381 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,630 Ehh! Boom, I mean. 382 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,232 Is it on the right? Is it on the left? 383 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:51,070 Is the abs there, Gina? Is the abs there, Gina? 384 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,472 Huh? What about the back? Is the back there? 385 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,774 'Cause they say the back is supposed to be important 386 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,278 especially if you're, Gina. And they're like dang! 387 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,879 They're like dang! 388 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:04,383 They're like dang! 389 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,419 How's the back, Gina? 390 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,088 I don't know. It's aight. 391 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,324 - You know, uh.. - Yeah, yeah. 392 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,460 I've been working out a little bit myself, too. 393 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,128 - Oh, yeah? - You know? 394 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,429 Tryin' to do some things for me. 395 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,630 Well, y-y-you do that. 396 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,967 And my, my calves are feeling kinda tight. 397 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,102 Yeah. 398 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,938 Could you massage them for me, Martin? 399 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,110 Uh-uh, did you stretch? 400 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,313 Yes, I-I did. But I don't think I stretched enough. 401 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,516 Could you, um, hook me up? 402 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,584 Uh.. 403 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,355 - You want me to massage 'em? - Yeah. 404 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,456 - Martin? - Yeah. 405 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,824 Could you massage 'em for me? 406 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,292 Sure. I-I got you. 407 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,362 - Martin? Huh? - Yeah. 408 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,707 - How does that feel, Martin? - Ooh! 409 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,045 Ooh.. Ahh! Damn, Gina! 410 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,381 Did you shave? 411 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,184 I mean 'cause you're feeling kinda spotty baby, alright? 412 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,685 I got some Gillettes in the bathroom 413 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,487 if you would like to get down. 414 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,723 I'm gonna go ahead watch me some TV 'cause I'm straight. 415 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,224 - Ahem. - Hey, that's fine, you know? 416 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,293 That's what I came over here for anyway. 417 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,062 Well, boom. There, this is on. 418 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,000 Yo, go to the left. Eh. 419 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,096 - Martin. - Hmm? 420 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,598 What's wrong? 421 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,068 Oh, no, no, I was just looking to see if the stove is on. 422 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,745 Excuse me, I gotta get the remote. 423 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,847 - Mm-hm-hm. - Excuse me. 424 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,292 Gina, uh, baby, you got something on your neck. 425 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,628 - I do? - Yeah, yeah. 426 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,296 - Uh, uh.. - Where? Right here? 427 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,564 - Uh-uh-uh, right here. - Uh! 428 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,132 Uh-huh, right there. 429 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,467 - You feel it? Huh? - Martin. 430 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,236 What? What? Wh-wh-what you wanna say? 431 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,804 - What you wanna say? - Th-that's my.. 432 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,072 - Huh? - That's my spot, baby. 433 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,640 - No, w-what? What.. - Baby, that's my spot! 434 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,308 Well, then tell me, is something wrong? 435 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,544 I can't help it. I can't help it if it stays on your spot. 436 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,145 What you want to tell me? Huh? 437 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,581 Martin, baby, baby, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 438 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,816 No, no, no, no, baby, stop it. 439 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,818 Stop it! We gotta, we gotta stop it. 440 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,556 - No, Martin! No! - Gina, damn it! 441 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,791 Okay, baby, listen, come on, don't give up. 442 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,226 You know you want it, baby. Come on. 443 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,828 But, baby, if we give up, then Pam is right. 444 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,298 There's, there's nothing but sex in our lives. There's no love! 445 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:07,899 Damn it, Gina! 446 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,334 How can you say that? Huh? 447 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,504 We both love sex, so how is it no damn love? 448 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,844 That's true. That's true. 449 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,246 Because, Martin, we like things other than sex. 450 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:22,681 That's right, girl. 451 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,683 Uh-uh-uh, girl, g.. Huh? Yeah. wh-what you wanna.. 452 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,184 Huh? We-we-we like what? What? Movies. 453 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,185 Yeah, we like movies. 454 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,121 - Uh-uh-uh, TV? - Y-yes, TV. 455 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,456 - In my head! - In my head! 456 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,458 - Uh-uh-uh-uh-- - Sports! Sports! 457 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,861 - Go Pistons, go! - Pistons, go! 458 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,963 Ah-ha! Uh, uh, on the hoop. 459 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,165 - Oh, baby, baby-- - And, and twisters, baby. 460 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,466 - We like twisters! - Correct time! 461 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:42,834 - Girl, come here, alright? - Aah! 462 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,836 Come here, huh! What about the opera? 463 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:52,010 Girl, I'mma, I'mma-I'mma tearing this-- 464 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,879 - Martin! Martin! - Yeah. 465 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,648 - I love you. - I love you, girl. 33622

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