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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,070 Now here's my good skittle. 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,339 Martin's got so many pots and pans around here 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:09,209 you think somebody know how to cook. 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,578 I know how to cook, Mrs. Payne. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,346 Look, this is what I was trying to make 6 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,081 for Thanksgiving dessert. 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,483 A Chestnut souffle. 8 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:18,418 Chestnuts who? 9 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,920 Look if you wanna cook some Capello's taters 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,889 and don't stop until your hands are bloody. 11 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:26,659 Please, breathing all down my back or up my neck. 12 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:28,028 Make mama think you want some of me. 13 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:31,598 Well, I don't swing that way, alright? 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,700 Ooh. 15 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,169 Look, it is Thanksgiving today, okay? 16 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,738 My parents are coming all the way from Philadelphia 17 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:39,939 just to meet you. 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,108 It would really mean a lot to me 19 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,279 if we could just call it a truce for just one day. 20 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,714 Okay, mama? 21 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,049 Mama? 22 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,117 You ain't no kin to me. 23 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,286 Why do I even have to meet your family? 24 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,923 It's not like you and my son's ever gonna get married. Huh? 25 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,458 Yeah, I said it. 26 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,127 Oh, Lord! 27 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:05,965 Got my blood pressure all up trying to cross the families. 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,635 Ooh, Lord! Ooh! 29 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,537 That would kill you, wouldn't it? 30 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:13,306 Don't play with me, Gina. Don't play with me. 31 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,141 'Ooh, Lord.' 32 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,077 - Hello? - God! 33 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,745 No, Martin isn't here. 34 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,614 Really? 35 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,783 Oh, what a surprise! 36 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:26,152 No. No, we'd love to have you. 37 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,787 Yes, yes. Okay. 38 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:32,592 The address is 24th main, East 23rd street, apartment 42. 39 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,627 Okay. Okay. 40 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,596 Okay, see you then. Bye. 41 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,236 Ooh, Martin's letting you answer his phone now? 42 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,171 He must be getting soft. 43 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,806 Who was that? 44 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,643 That was your Brother Junior and his son Sonny. 45 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:52,912 They're in town, looks like they're gonna stop by. 46 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,647 Surprise! 47 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,020 Junior? Sonny? 48 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,691 You gave them the address? You told them to come here? 49 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,026 Yeah, they're your family and it's Thanksgiving I just.. 50 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,596 Ah! Gina, no! 51 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:10,797 Oh! 52 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,332 Gina! Gina! 53 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:21,341 Okay, um, I got to lay low for a few days. 54 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,009 Okay? I would tell you where, Gina 55 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:25,545 but I'm afraid they'll sweat it out of you. 56 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,515 Damn the steps. I can't use steps. 57 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,017 Move! Move! Move! 58 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,685 I'll buy you new dishes! 59 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,557 Shut up! 60 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,560 - I gotta get outta here! - Wait! 61 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,164 My shoe! Give me my shoe! 62 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,309 'Move! Move out of the away! Mama's out to move!' 63 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,428 Box of mashed potatoes.. 64 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,965 Yeah, baby, uh-huh, canned pumpkin pie, Gina? 65 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,867 I mean, now that's a damn shame, baby, okay? 66 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,269 Thank you, Gina, for ruining 67 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,204 my favorite holiday. Appreciate that. 68 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:01,040 Look, I didn't know what your family was gonna be like. 69 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,475 Yeah, Gina, they're out there 70 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,477 they're wild, they like the show out. 71 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,979 Alright? The just show out. 72 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,947 I mean, who else did you invite, baby? 73 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,382 My boy Tupac? 74 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,785 Snoop Doggy Dogg, huh? 75 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:16,155 Uh-uh, LeVar Burton, "The King and I," Tom and Jerry? 76 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,291 I'm sure they all want a piece of this. 77 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,260 Maybe they'll hit off, I don't know. 78 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,128 Yeah, baby, they will hit it off, okay? 79 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,497 My Uncle Junior will be hitting on your mom. 80 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,832 Your pops will wanna hit in them. 81 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,433 They get to fighting, it'll be one big 82 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,569 turkey bash up in here. 83 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,171 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 84 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,906 'Oh, gal. Gal.' 85 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,612 Yo, Gina, pass me the pork rind, girl, the game's about to start. 86 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,147 Uh-uh-uh-uh, in a minute, Cole. 87 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:42,982 Check this out, brother. Bust this. 88 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:46,619 Uh, Gina ran my mama off again.. 89 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,355 ...and invited a couple of my crazy kinfolk. 90 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,524 Oh, Martin, calm down, man. 91 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,192 We all have crazy kinfolk. 92 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:58,698 See, in my house, can't get big mama to keep her drawers on. 93 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,533 Wait a minute, Tommy, we're talking about 94 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:01,868 Martin's family here. 95 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,203 - I-I'm petrified. - Well, you should be, alright? 96 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,507 'Cause my cousin Sonny, he think he Eddie Murphy, you know. 97 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,543 And-and check it out, he a straight-up thief. 98 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,045 I just gotta tell you the truth. 99 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,480 So, watch your valuables. 100 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:15,982 Say, wait a minute. 101 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,950 You ain't got to tell me twice, see. 102 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,353 Uh-uh, no, no, no, Pam, Pam, you ain't got to worry. 103 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:24,691 I mean, Cousin Sonny knows swap-me-jewelry when he sees it. 104 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,492 - Shut up! - Seriously. 105 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,795 Now, my Uncle Junior, that's who you gotta worry about. 106 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,363 'Cause he's trouble when he gets to drink. 107 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,566 So give me the beer, give me the wine, alright. 108 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,234 Cole, go in the bathroom 109 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,304 dump all the cough syrup and mouthwash out! 110 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:39,906 Uh-huh, go ahead, Cole. 111 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,141 Before you do that just swish a little bit of that 112 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,409 around in your mouth. 113 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,245 And take it to the back. Alright, baby. 114 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:51,484 Yo, now check this out, y'all gonna trip up. 115 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:56,689 My, uh, Uncle Junior is very sensitive 116 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,591 about his lazy crazy eye. 117 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,593 He's cock-eyed, okay? 118 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,595 No, I'm serious, don't laugh 'cause it's not funny, man. 119 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,231 He's sensitive, he hurt his eye in Nam, okay? 120 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,167 Gina, you think he's talking to you when he's really right here. 121 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,506 What up! Yo, he be like "Return of the Dead Eye," right? 122 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,608 Eh, yo! Wait a minute-- 123 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,177 Cole, Cole, you might wanna stop playin'. 124 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,446 The last brother who did that wound up in a hospital, alright? 125 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,049 Yeah, right. What'd he do to him? 126 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,452 Let's just say you'll never see him.. 127 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:31,257 Well, guys, look on the bright side. 128 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,260 I'm cooking my first Thanksgiving meal. 129 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,428 Good luck. 130 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,296 - Cole? - Yeah? 131 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,967 W-what time Big Shirley say she was frying that turkey? 132 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,202 Uh, from about- 00 till- 00. 133 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,238 You know, I-I think we've runnin' a tad bit late. 134 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:48,040 - Oh. - Alright, fine. 135 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,777 Y'all gonna leave, y'all gonna roll? Fine, we ain't mad at ya. 136 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,646 You sure you don't want no canned pumpkin pie? 137 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,148 - I'm fine, thank you. - Peace out! 138 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,282 - Have a good one. - Take care. 139 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,050 Happy Thanks.. Boom. 140 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,786 Uh, beady-bee.. 141 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,423 ...y-you could be gone.. 142 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:07,427 Is it beady-bead or silk now? Okay, um.. 143 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,229 Y-you, you can be gone too. 144 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,265 - I would, Martin. - Yeah. 145 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:14,567 But I have no place else to go. 146 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:18,404 Oh, well, I guess I'm the Head Manager. 147 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,440 Ladies, bring it to the front, alright. 148 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,642 Now, check this out, follow my lead. 149 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,510 And we can have my cousins outta here 150 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,978 before Gina's parents get here, or else 151 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,281 all hell is gonna break loose, okay? 152 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:29,849 - Baby, I need you. okay? - Yeah. 153 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,784 Need you to cook the food. You handle the food, okay? 154 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,252 You can do it, it's your mission, eh. 155 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,487 Come on, stop it, eh. 156 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:38,157 Love's in your face. Eh, love's in your face. 157 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,959 - Alright. - Me. 158 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,093 Me. What about me? 159 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,361 Alright, you know 160 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,863 this is special to me and you can talk 161 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,865 for once and not always cutting on each other. 162 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,267 - T-that straight up, okay? - Word. Word. Definitely. 163 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:49,702 Now, I need you more than ever, okay? 164 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,304 - For real? - Yeah, baby. 165 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,805 I need you to do what you do. 166 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,274 - What? - Run men away. 167 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:05,218 Yo, yo! I think they're leaving, they're leaving. 168 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,652 They just passed the apartment. 169 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:07,987 Alright, shh-shh, don't say anything 170 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,055 'cause they can hear us. 171 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,693 Now, who's ass I gotta kick 172 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,028 to get myself a beer off up in here? 173 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:19,899 Ooh! 174 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,973 Well, Uncle Junior, Cousin Sonny. 175 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,742 Thanks for dressing for the occasion, what's up? 176 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,844 - Is that you, Martin? - Yeah. 177 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,212 - Sonny! - What's up, man? 178 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,882 Cousin Martin, all big and everything. 179 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,984 That body never caught up with those years though, did it? 180 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,220 - That's Martin? - Yeah, Sonny, give him a hug. 181 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,321 He's family! 182 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,160 Hey, hey, you got, you gotten strong there, boy. 183 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,428 Lookin' like the Golden Jet. 184 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,031 Hey, you like that? 185 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,934 Hey, you know, I got this up on Sammy's suit shop down on 24th. 186 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,102 I could get you one, if you want one. 187 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,603 Oh, no, no. I'm cool, I'm straight. 188 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,906 - Alright. - Okay, okay. 189 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,675 Ooh.. 190 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,377 Nice watch you got on there, Cuz. 191 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:05,778 Yeah. 192 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,914 Yeah, this is a nice watch I got on. 193 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,750 Uh-huh, and it tells time real good. 194 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,119 Right now it say, what.. 195 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,453 Three to five. 196 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,621 Lock down. 197 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,789 Bo-boom! 198 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,596 I see what you're getting at. 199 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,730 Hey, thank you for letting me know, Cuz. 200 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:25,965 - Alright. - Hey, hey, hey. 201 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,302 - Ah! - Hey, this your second hug. 202 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,237 Alright, alright. 203 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,972 Alright. 204 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,207 - Well then.. - Yeah. 205 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,977 Whoo! 206 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,813 Now, look at you, Martin. 207 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,283 You got two Tender Ronies in the house. 208 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,985 Vanilla and chocolate. 209 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,219 Two big old dips. 210 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:48,487 You're just like your uncle, boy. 211 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,655 Yeah, well, you know 212 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,658 got to put my bid in for my dips. 213 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,293 Yeah, well, this is my sweety here. 214 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,129 This is Gina, it's my baby, she's doing all the cooking. 215 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:01,133 And, uh, this is her lonely friend Pam. 216 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:04,236 You a bad Pamajama! 217 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,806 I got my eye on you! 218 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,175 - Which one? - What? What? 219 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,345 - Pam? Pam? - What? 220 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,681 Come on, now, calm it down. Bring it down, bring it down. 221 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,416 Bring it down, bring it down. 222 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:21,654 - Sor.. I didn't.. - She didn't.. She wasn't.. 223 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,190 She didn't, she didn't mean it. She didn't mean it, okay? 224 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,858 She-she was talking about which one you're talking about. 225 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,693 What dip you're talking about, chocolate 226 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,961 or vanilla, that's all. 227 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,530 I'm talking about you, Chocolate! 228 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,866 Now, watch your tone! I hate to have to shoot up 229 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,335 another kitchen around here. 230 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,504 Edna? Where's Edna at? 231 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,673 Edna? 232 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:44,543 Um, Unc-Unc-Uncle Junior, my m-mama's not gonna be here, man. 233 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,878 Yeah, but she's really.. 234 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,880 She said she was really sorry she couldn't.. 235 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,516 - She missed you. - Yeah, that's what she told us. 236 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,550 Oh, w.. Yeah. 237 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,554 What? My sister's not coming? 238 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,556 Oh, no, man! 239 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,159 Oh, I know, I know, I know. 240 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,528 D-don't.. I know.. Don't... No, man. 241 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,230 Listen, I know, see, you gotta go. 242 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,631 It-it wouldn't be the same. 243 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,033 Listen, this would be nothing.. 244 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,168 Look, I know, I know, listen. 245 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,570 I love my kinfolk, I love you. 246 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:16,642 If you're ever in town, please, try and find me, alright? Now.. 247 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,577 - Hey! - We're here. 248 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,846 Happy Thanksgiving! 249 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,248 Mommy, daddy? 250 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,383 - Martin. - Yeah. 251 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,888 - I got it. - Come here, mommy. 252 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:32,925 Hi, sweety, how are you? 253 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,263 Dr. Waters. Mrs. Waters. 254 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,199 Uh, my kinfolk was just getting ready to leave 255 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,767 so they want to say bye-bye. 256 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,838 Bye-bye? Bu we haven't even had the chance to meet them yet. 257 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:51,177 Nadine, if they must leave 258 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,746 let them go. 259 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,515 Hell no! This is where the party is. 260 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,117 Mm, hmm-mm. 261 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,454 Mom wants a brickhouse! 262 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,423 Daddy. Daddy, mommy, um, you guys are early 263 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,692 I wasn't expecting you for another couple of hours. 264 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,127 We caught an earlier flight. 265 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,762 We tried to call you at your place 266 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,897 to let you know, but you weren't there. 267 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,734 - All night long. - Oh, now, please. 268 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,805 I know Martin keeping Gina busy all night long. 269 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,474 If he's anything like me. 270 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,543 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! 271 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,149 Yo-yo, Uncle Junior, man. 272 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,584 Yo, you want to chill, okay. 273 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,786 These are my girl's parents, chill. 274 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,121 Y'all get busy, didn't you? 275 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,056 Yeah, we gettin' busy, I ain't no punk. 276 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,458 I mean, just last night I had her on the fire escape. 277 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:40,826 - I had to.. - Okay. 278 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,797 Can we not talk about this in front of my parents, please? 279 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,398 Okay. He-he pulled me into it, boo. 280 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,000 He pulled me into it, that's all. 281 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,101 I'm gonna go check on dinner. 282 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,470 Okay. Uncle Junior, man. 283 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,573 Uh, can I help you with your coat, Mrs. Waters? 284 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,675 - Oh, thank you. - Yes, yes, yes. 285 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,177 Yo, Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, I got that, brah. 286 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,979 - I got that. I got-- - Yo, Martin, let go, man. 287 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,347 - Yo, I got this.. Yo, Sonny-- - Let me get this one, man. 288 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,783 Let me get this one, man! Damn! 289 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,953 Alright, fine. Fine. Okay. 290 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,289 You know.. 291 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,827 Looks good, Sonny. 292 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,962 It'll look good in a penitentiary too. 293 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:20,666 I'm sure a lot of fellas wanna dance with you, with it on, huh? 294 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,369 Huh, penitentiary fellas dancing, huh? 295 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,537 I see where your going with that, brah. 296 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,305 Uh-huh, cool, right. 297 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,473 You know. 298 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,279 Yo, Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, brah. 299 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,513 Where you going, man? 300 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,382 I was fixing to go to the bathroom. 301 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,717 Ba-ba! Straight ahead. Okay? 302 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,220 Yeah, yeah, smell, smell the aquafresh. 303 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,389 Right ahead, alright. Thank you. 304 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,690 I was.. I thought.. 305 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,663 What do you do for a living, doc? 306 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,067 I'm a doctor. 307 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,369 Damn. 308 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,172 I thought that was your nickname. 309 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,676 You doctors get all the women, don't you? 310 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,711 Don't you, soldier? 311 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,182 Do you know what's wrong with all you doctors? 312 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,085 No, but I'm sure you'll tell us. 313 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,720 You're weak. 314 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,055 I'm not a doctor. 315 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,490 But, red, grab that. 316 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,760 - No, grab it, grab it! - It's very nice. 317 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,331 That's what a real man feel like. 318 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,932 Something for you to shoot for, doc. 319 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,770 Hey, Martin, red can't keep her hands off me. 320 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,772 You know, Uncle Junior, please, chill, man. 321 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,208 Go ahead with that. Leave the, Leave the Waters alone. 322 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,776 Come on, now, alright? 323 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,278 Uncle Junior, you ought to chill, man. 324 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,247 - Alright? Cut it out. - Get me a drink! 325 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,216 Man, I ain't getting you.. No, you cut off! You cut off! 326 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,951 You ain't getting, none. You cut off. 327 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,020 No, no, no! 328 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,191 You know what, Gina, now that I think about it 329 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,593 girl, I do have some place to go. 330 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,028 Oh, no, no, no, you aren't leaving me 331 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,396 in this hell hole by myself. 332 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,098 You better get to cooking! 333 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,268 Doc, how many push-ups can you do? 334 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,204 Uncle Junior, don't start that, man, please. 335 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,538 I have no idea. 336 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:07,873 Well, let's find out. 337 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,942 You and me. 338 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,210 To make it interesting 339 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,878 the one who do the most push-up 340 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,914 get a chance to be strong for red. 341 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,215 Whoa, you're so pretty. 342 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,384 Like a sweet glass of wine. 343 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,652 I'm not getting into any stupid 344 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,153 competition with you over my wife. 345 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,155 - There you go. - Martin, keep count. 346 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,390 Come on, unc.. 347 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,991 Come on, Uncle Junior. 348 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,793 - One. - Bang! 349 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,828 - Two. - Bang-bang! 350 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,798 - Three. - Bang-bang-bang! 351 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,501 You better jump in here, doc. He's three up on you, man. 352 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,635 Five. 353 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,837 Nadine, please don't encourage him. 354 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940 Oh, come on, Cliff, he's funny. 355 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,308 For real? I mean, come on. 356 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,510 My Uncle Junior takes your wife.. 357 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,845 Maybe she's not the woman you thought she was 358 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,947 you know what I'm saying? 359 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,181 Got a little freak in her. 360 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,084 Won't go on without you.. 361 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,486 Y-you know what I'm saying? 362 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,588 I'm gonna check on the eggs. 363 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,626 Uh, baby, you gonna have to hurry up, okay 364 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,828 with this turkey, I can't keep this together much longer, okay? 365 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,630 Martin, relax. It's almost done. 366 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,199 Are you sure, Gina? Because it looks a little ashy 367 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,134 around about the elbows. 368 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,204 Don't complain about my cookin', okay? 369 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,372 Babe, I'm not complaining. Babe, I'm not-- 370 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,207 Shut up, Martin, okay? 371 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,643 'Cause your not doing such a great job hosting this-- 372 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,445 Hey, I'm handling my business. I'm handling my business. 373 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,779 You're handling your business? 374 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,349 You're handling.. Then what is that? 375 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,883 Cliff, stop. 376 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,819 Please, woman, don't you see I'm busy? 377 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,954 Doc, hold on a second, let me, let me get a better grip. 378 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,856 See, my grip ain't good. 379 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,392 My grip ain't good. Ah! 380 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661 I won. Red, give a big kiss to the winner. 381 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,463 Hey, that's it! That's it! 382 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,797 No, hold on. No, no. No, no. 383 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,866 For Chri.. Yo, you a doctor, man. 384 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,701 Ain't gonna be no fighting.. 385 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:46,572 I will not hold up until Cyclops here stops eye-balling my wife. 386 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,375 Oh, no, you didn't! 387 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,576 Yeah, I did! 388 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,549 You didn't talk about that bad eye! 389 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,684 Yeah, I did! Yeah, I did! 390 00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,752 Don't let me start kicking 391 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,153 some ass off up in here. 392 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,489 Bring it, let's see what you've got, Popeye! 393 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,225 Oh, I'll show you what I got in my boot! 394 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,526 He going to the boots! 395 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,395 - The boots, Gina! - You got something? 396 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,263 Well, I got something too! 397 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,031 - 'Mommy!' - She's about to start capping! 398 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,566 She's capping! 399 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,440 Would y'all stop it? 400 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,042 Just stop it! Everybody, get up! 401 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,245 Nobody is capping anybody! 402 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,248 Martin, get up! 403 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,216 Tell your mama to put away the gun. 404 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,052 Tell your mama to put away the gun. 405 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,087 My mother does not have a gun. 406 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,555 Mommy, would you please tell him 407 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,790 you don't have a gun in your purse. 408 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,957 Well, of course, I don't. 409 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,392 Let's get outta here. 410 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,427 Come on, Gina. 411 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,462 - No. - What? 412 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,399 Daddy, I'm not going anywhere and neither are you. 413 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,935 Look, Martin and I are gonna be together for a very long time. 414 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:53,305 And we all are just gonna have to learn how to get along. 415 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,641 We're family, all of us. 416 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,309 That's right, you know, baby, you're right. 417 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,278 We all family, you know. 418 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,446 Martin, baby, I'm talking. 419 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,814 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 420 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,650 Um, we're gonna sit down. 421 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,218 We're gonna give thanks. 422 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,753 And we're gonna eat, okay? 423 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,988 I ain't got nothing to be thankful for. 424 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,790 You people out here are crazy! 425 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,993 Junior.. 426 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,130 ...you should be glad that you still have one good eye. 427 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,600 Because I've been tempting to take that out all night. 428 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,335 Just sling it! 429 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,174 She says she gonna sling it, I thought she's gonna say fling. 430 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,409 But she say sling. 431 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:38,350 Sonny! You're not Eddie Murphy, okay? 432 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,618 Aight? 433 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,656 And, daddy.. 434 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,192 Daddy, you should be thankful that you are still willing 435 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,495 to make a fool out of yourself for mommy. 436 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,096 Ha! That's right. 437 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,999 There it is, you know why? Because everybody 438 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,268 plays a fool sometimes. 439 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,104 You know what I'm saying? Hey, baby, Happy Thanksgiving. 440 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,140 Can we eat? Can we throw down? 441 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,708 - I'll carve the turkey. - Bam! 442 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,511 - Thank you, daddy. - There it is, you know. 443 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,446 Thank you. My first turkey, everybody. 444 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,849 Hey, baby. Baby, he all city now, huh? 445 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,486 He know one thing! 446 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,054 My first.. My first turkey. 447 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,656 Hey, listen, everybody, please. 448 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:22,494 Please, listen up. Um, this is my baby's first turkey. 449 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,062 Her first Thanksgiving.. 450 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,898 This special girl, y-you're something. 451 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,966 - Thank you. - Uh.. Ahem. 452 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,202 Let's get praise to the man upstairs. 453 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,404 Without him there's no us. Here we go. 454 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,540 Put the head down. 455 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,141 Ah, there it is. 456 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,247 So, please, please, please, please, let's eat. 457 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,216 Girl, you smashed it, baby, I love you. 458 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,717 - Let's do this. - Carve it up, daddy. 459 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,720 - Turkey time. - Carve it up, daddy. 460 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:50,722 'Uh..' 461 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,395 Ah! 462 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,330 No! 463 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,600 No! No! No! No! 464 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,440 Mm, mm, girl, now that's a good turkey sandwich, you hear me? 465 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,575 Mm-hmm. 466 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,109 - Martin? - Yeah, baby? 467 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,945 Thanksgiving was horrible. 468 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,414 Oh, no, babe, no, it wasn't. It wasn't that bad. 469 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,183 I mean, you know, our families got together. 470 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,686 You know, and thank God there was no bloodshed. 471 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,020 Except for the turkey. 472 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,757 You know, that's what I'm thankful for. 473 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,526 You know. 474 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,961 I'm thankful I have you. 475 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,097 I love you, Martin. 476 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,932 Say-say-say that again. 477 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:38,303 - I said, I love you. - Mm 478 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,038 I love you too, girl. 479 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,407 - Hey, love's in your face. - Love's in your face. 480 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,443 Love's in your face. 481 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,381 My baby. 482 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,487 What's up? 483 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,569 Yo, yo, Bruh-Man, hold on, man. 484 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,104 No, I'm tired of this, man. 485 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,905 You ain't just gonna keep disrespecting me 486 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,507 coming up in my place like that, man. 487 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,476 Wassup, Bruh-Man? Wassup? 488 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,677 Well, my bad. 489 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,078 But this ain't for me though. 490 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,247 - What? - It's for your mama. 491 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,519 My ma.. My mama? You, you.. 492 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,321 No, man, your real mama. 493 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,189 She up in my apartment. 494 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,426 Wh-wha.. 495 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,995 What is my mama doin' at your apartment? 496 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,598 Nuttin'. Just chillin'. 497 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,102 Say she's laying low from the relatives. 498 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,271 So we're just gonna make a couple of sandwiches 499 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,141 and set this Thanksgiving off. 500 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,309 Yeah. 501 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,979 If you're looking for us, we're upstairs. 502 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,114 - Uh-huh. Fifth floor. - Fifth floor. 503 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,616 Yeah, okay. 504 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:33,418 Yo, you didn't have to quit! I was gonna give you your money! 505 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,188 Oh, man. 506 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,493 Peace. 36473

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