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Aye!

Hoo!

What's wrong, baby?

Ain't nothing wrong, Gina. Just taking me a little break.

That's all.

Right in the middle, Martin? We was just--

Gina. Baby, baby, just look.

Just think of it as half-time. Okay?

Now it was so good, you need to go back in the room

and review the highlights.

Sure you're okay, Martin? You huffing and puffing.

- You're out of breath, it's-- - No. No.

Yeah, probably little winded, but, uh, you know, I mean

uh, we-we was going what, two hours or what?

It's only been five minutes.

Well, Gina, I got mine.

I'm cool, okay? Straight up.

- Brother hungry-- - Oh, wait, wait.

- Look, look. - What?

Look at what you're eating, Martin!

No wonder you're out of shape, baby.

You need to come workout with me on

one of my exercise classes. That's what you need to do.

- Out of shape? - That's what I said.

Oh, can a man out of shape

do this? Bam.

Oh!

Yo, man, why are we watching "Barney?"

Where's the remote?

Yo, i-it is over there on the TV.

Cole, get that for me.

Yo, Tommy, man, get the remote, man.

Didn't I get it last time?

So, nobody's gonna get the remote.

- No. - No, uh..

- I'll get it, okay? - Yeah.

Watch my chips.

What? Oh. Me and Gina had a long morning.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Sounded to me like you little out of shape there, pal.

Whoo!

- Tell me. Out of shape? - What? Yeah.

Well, I don't know if you noticed, brother, but, uh

you need to be shopping for a bra.

Whoo!

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yesterday, when you wore that tank top

I was tryin' to sneak a peak..

- Hey, brother, Martin. - Yeah.

What about the back of your neck?

- What about it? - Look like a pack of hotdog.

Oh, no! Oh, no, no!

Yo, yo, Tommy.

- Get the mustard. - Get the mustard.

- Get the mustard. - 'Get the mustard.'

Give me a bite..

You know what, fellas? Listen, listen to us.

Why are we arguing? All three of us are out of shape.

- You know what we need to do? - What?

We really need to go workout.

You sound like Gina. Alright?

Tryin' to always, trying to get go wanna exercise.

Yo, word up, them classes are whack, man.

You know, got a bunch of sweaty women.

Yeah.

Jumpin' all around..

...with tight clothes on.

And things jiggling.

You know, in all the right places.

Yeah.

So, wh-when do we start?

- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow.

- Whoo! - Oh, my God..

Martin, baby. You've never done this before, honey.

So, I think, you should stretch. You could hurt yourself.

- Stretch? - Yeah.

- Ouch! Oh! - What?

I think I pulled a muscle. Tommy, please, help me now.

Bam, I didn't stretch.

Yeah, I'm sure you're right, Martin.

You guys are strong, athletic men.

- You'll do just fine. - Thank you. We will.

- We'll be alright. - We'll see.

Hello, everybody. Woo, woo.

How you doing? How you doing?

Welcome to Step Aerobics, level ten.

I see we have three new men joining our class today.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

Give way to the food.

- Welcome, gentlemen. - Well, you know..

- And good luck. - Well, thank you.

Good luck, Martin. Good luck, Tommy.

Uh, uh, Flo-Jo. Kick the music.

And five, six, seven, eight.

And up, and down.

Look, Gina. No hands.

Oh, wow, boy.

Alright. Alright.

That was a great warm-up.

Now, let's pick up the pace.

Come on. Come on, people, work with me.

Yo, man. They're starting to notice, man.

Get up. You're making me look bad.

Yo, yo. I can't feel my legs.

Okay, so what am gonna do is

I'mma work right here on my back for a while, okay.

And I'mma be right there with you, man.

Yo, Tommy, Cole's a punk, man.

It's just me and you, brother. Just me and you.

'Tommy.'

Tommy. Look, man, get up, alright.

Don't let 'em break you. Okay? I have to try.

What's your name? What's your name?

Tommy.

Damn.

- You alright, Martin? - Yeah, Gina. I'm cool.

Y'all broke my boys. But you ain't breaking me.

Don't worry, baby. I'mma be alright.

Babe, honey..

Ah. Stop the music.

Stop the music.

You're pathetic.

- Why don't you just quit? - No.

Why you and your, uh, girlfriends..

...go crawling back to your couches, to your 40's

'cause you make me sick.

- No. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Leave him alone now.

He can't help who he is.

Come on, baby. It's okay.

Wait, if you wanna quit, that's your prerogative.

Baby, it wasn't about that. I was just--

That's why, Martin, just quit.

You know? 'Cause you is a punk!

P-U-N-K, punk.

Ain't he a punk? Punk.

So..

- So, y'all think I'm a punk? - Oh, yes.

- Y'all think I'm soft? - Uh-huh.

Right now, I think, y'all think I'm acting like bitch.

- 'Yeah.' - 'That's right.'

Bitty B..

- You done start this, huh? - Let's see what you got.

Flo-Jo, kick the music.

And let's get this tappin'.

- You won't last five seconds. - Shh!

Somebody done told you wrong.

Kick it!

Rise and shine, Gina. Rise and shine.

Alright, Gina. Time to do your road work.

Boy. Are you crazy?

It's 6 o'clock in the morning.

Baby, you just woke up.

Yeah, yeah.

Alright?

Now, Gina. We're half an hour behind schedule.

Let's get goin'.

Your body fat is way too high.

And that's a damn shame.

- Now, let's go. - Hey, Martin.

- Wo-- - What?

Women have more body fat than men, okay?

You and Oprah can believe that if you want. Alright?

But you better watch it, Gina. I'm tellin' ya.

Dick Gregory will be over here with a crane

trying to hoist your big ass out the door.

Just locking you, Gina. Locking you.

Shut up, Martin.

Ever since you went to that aerobics class

you've been on a stupid health kick and I'm tired of it.

Oh, oh, you're tired of it.

You ain't tired of it. I'll tell you what the problem is.

Gina, you're tired of destroying yourself.

Because you are doing that.

Your mind, body and soul.

Gina, I can't stand to watch it no more.

Bam.

Then, don't want

'cause I'm getting ready to make me some bacon and eggs.

Gina, feel me. Love me.

Did you say bacon?

No, no. Not the pork.

Not in my house, Gina. Okay?

Lips that touch swine will never touch mine.

Girl, because I feel so divine.

Martin, where-where's all the food.

There's nothin' in here but vegetables.

Ah, Gina, I threw all the junk food out.

Uh, check the freezer. I got a little somethin' for you.

What..

- What is this? - Uh, frozen broccoli pods.

Don't eat 'em all at once.

That's it. I'm going down to Porky's Bake and Barrel

and I'm gettin' me a sandwich, okay?

Don't do that. No, girl, girl. I will see you tonight

at the gym, we'll talk about it.

Yo, man. Remember me?

Brother Man. Upstairs, fifth floor.

Okay, Brother Man from the fifth floor.

No. You did not just come out of my bathroom.

We ain't got no hot water upstairs, so I just..

...came down to use your shower.

Oh, I guess I shouldn't have done that, huh?

You-you-you damn skippy, Brother Man.

You-you-you know, Brother Man

I got my lady up in here and everything.

I don't even.. Look.

I don't know what you're used to, bro. Okay?

But where I'm from

comin' up into people's house unannounced

will sure enough get a cap in your ass.

- Well, my bad. - You damn right it's your bad.

What makes you think you had the audacity to walk up, come up in?

Hold up, hold up, hold up!

No. You do not have on my robe.

I guess I shouldn't have done that, huh?

Yo, bro, my robe, man, my robe.

Brother Man. Raise up. I mean, I mean, race out.

Race out, Brother Man. Just roll, man.

Okay? Keep the robe. I'll get it from you later. Okay?

Guess, I'll just go out the way I came in.

Hey...you know.

I'mma-I'mma get mine. I'mma get mine.

Stan, what are you doing here?

Gina, I'm just here to show off my leopard.

Women find it irresistible.

Can you feel the power of the jungle? Mm, mm!

No, but we can smell it.

What about you, Shawn, what you doing here?

Oh, yeah, well, I, um, I gotta get in shape for this weekend.

'Cause I've gotta move my trailer

to the other side of the park.

What's so hot about that, Shawn?

I don't have a car.

- Get him away from me. - Okay.

- Get him away from me. - Shawn, go that way.

- Move. - Back in the back.

Y'all most ready.

- Excuse me. - Whoo!

Mr. Jack LaLanne.

Where's our real instructor, Florence?

Bitty B.

Alright, listen.

Florence hurt her ankle this mornin' while we were joggin'

I told her I'll take over for her.

Now, excuse me.

You, you, you..

...and you, bow.

Ba, bow, bow.

Uh, bow.

Alright. Ha.

Listen up. Take a good look at these ladies.

Ha-ha. 'Cause that's the last time you gonna see 'em.

Ladies, get out.

What did we do?

What do you mean, "What did we do?"

I saw you at Rilo's chicken shack last night.

Eating all that chicken.

Lips so greasy, you look like you had almond roll on 'em.

Be gone. Okay? Out of my sight.

Out of.. You work it out then. Work it out, then, huh?

Alright, now that they're gone...let's get it on.

Whoo!

Gina. Gina. Gina, he's out of control. Do somethin' about him.

I know, I know, Pam. But I think I got an idea.

Now, that was the warm-up.

Let's pick it up.

Freeze!

Switch!

What's up, babe?

I thought, we, uh, were going out to eat.

Baby, I thought we'd stay in and celebrate, honey.

I have seen the light I'm going on the Martin Payne program

first thing tomorrow. Yes, I am, boy.

- I know. - Whoo!

See, girl. Standing by your man.

- You go, girl. - I'm goin'.

That's what. Where you wanna go? I'll drop you off.

- Hey.. - Huh?

I'm gonna get a shape just like you, baby.

Let me, let me feel that rock hard stomach of yours.

- Go ahead. Love me. Adore me. - Whoo! Whoo!

- Baby, you flexed. - Damn, you alright?

Boy, you gotta go to the hospital.

- Oh, I'm alright. - Oh, oh, man.

You said your fine self down, I'll get your dinner, alright.

Girl, look at you. See what happens when you get in shape?

You think good thoughts. You do good things.

Ah, got my little plate full.

Oh, so, you juice my beats just the way I like 'em.

- Of course, I did. - Hmm-hmm.

You sure did, hm. Mm.

- Ah, babe. - Hmm..

Gina. What you got there?

- Oh, this? - 'Yeah.'

Oh, this is just some nasty leftovers.

Some mashed potatoes, steak, yams, you know..

Just, I'm just trying to get it out of my system.

So, I can start my diet tomorrow, you know?

- Isn't this nasty? - Yes, it's nasty, Gina.

And it's fattening too, huh?

I mean, two types of potatoes.

Huh?

I mean, wh-wh-why don't you just-just take the fat

and put it where you want the fat to go?

'Cause that's where it's gonna end up anyway.

I know, babe. I know, this is so nasty.

But it tastes so good, Martin.

- Mm! - 'Yeah.'

Oh, baby, how you enjoying your rice cake. Hmm?

Oh, it is cool. You even got a little seasoning

all over my stuff.

The seasoning.

The seasoning. Martin..

Thank you. I almost forgot my seasoning.

- No. My meal. - Mm.

- Hmm. - What? Is that, is that gravy?

You-you gonna splat the gravy right on the, on the thing.

Now you, now you gonna take it towards the meat?

Oh, Gina.

Look how it's hitting the meat, now you going over

your potato, oh.

- Boy, I'mma tear this up! - 'Yeah.'

Martin, I'mma tear it up, tear it up.

Oh..

Oh, babe. Baby, baby, baby.

You got a little gravy. You got a little gravy on your thing.

Yeah. Let me get that with the rice cake.

Let me get that off with the rice cake.

- Martin, no. - Girl, I will get it..

- No. Martin. - Yeah. Yeah.

Let me take care of this in the bathroom, okay?

- I'll wash it right up. Um.. - Fine.

- You enjoying your celery? - Uh, you think I'm not, Gina?

Baby, let me explain somethin' to you, alright?

I don't live to eat.

I eat to live. Huh.

Huh. Think how powerful I just came.

I will, Martin.

- You so wise. - Hmm.

What?

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, bro? Whoo!

Get up, get up. Don't break.

Oh, damn. Oh!

Oh, yeah. Don't break. Don't break. Don't break.

Don't break. Don't break.

- Martin? You alright? - I'm cool, Gina.

You enjoying your dinner, baby?

Baby, I know what you're tryin' to do.

And, uh, it ain't gonna work, Gina

because I'm not going back to what I used to be.

What's that?

Nothin'.

Gina, don't tell me nothin'. I know that smell.

It's nothin', Martin.

It's just your mama's raisin butter biscuits.

That's all it is.

Not my mama biscuits.

Not my mama biscuits, Gina.

I don't know why that woman brought these biscuits by.

She must not have known, Martin.

That you are on this strict diet.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Oh, God. You know what I'mma do?

- Yeah. - I'mma throw these away.

No, no. Don't you throw those away.

Those are perfectly good biscuits.

Why you want to throw it all that?

Well, baby, I don't want to tempt you now.

No. But you're not tempting me. I mean..

Somebody might wanna come by, have a biscuit.

I mean, Brother Man, anybody. I don't know.

Martin, it's all for the best, darling.

But those are good biscuits. Damn it.

Yes, baby. Mwah. Mwah.

Oh, my baby's back. My baby's back.

My baby's back. Yes.

Wait in the room. You're next.

- Gina! - Huh?

Get the gravy bowl. We can do some things.

Excuse me while I go sop her up.

- Hey! - Martin.

Martin, why are we watching this again?

Where's the remote?

Over there on the TV. I'm not gettin' it.

Well, I ain't gettin' it either.

What, man. Y'all bunch of lazy punks, man.

Can't even get up and get the remote. I'll get it. Okay?