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Aye!
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Hoo!
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What's wrong, baby?
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Ain't nothing wrong, Gina.
Just taking me a little break.
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That's all.
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Right in the middle, Martin?
We was just--
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Gina. Baby, baby, just look.
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Just think of it
as half-time. Okay?
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Now it was so good, you need
to go back in the room
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and review the highlights.
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Sure you're okay, Martin?
You huffing and puffing.
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- You're out of breath, it's--
- No. No.
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Yeah, probably little winded,
but, uh, you know, I mean
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uh, we-we was going what,
two hours or what?
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It's only been five minutes.
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Well, Gina, I got mine.
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I'm cool, okay? Straight up.
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- Brother hungry--
- Oh, wait, wait.
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- Look, look.
- What?
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Look at what
you're eating, Martin!
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No wonder you're
out of shape, baby.
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You need to come
workout with me on
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one of my exercise classes.
That's what you need to do.
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- Out of shape?
- That's what I said.
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Oh, can a man out of shape
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do this? Bam.
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Oh!
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Yo, man, why are
we watching "Barney?"
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Where's the remote?
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Yo, i-it is over there
on the TV.
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Cole, get that for me.
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Yo, Tommy, man,
get the remote, man.
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Didn't I get it last time?
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So, nobody's gonna
get the remote.
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- No.
- No, uh..
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- I'll get it, okay?
- Yeah.
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Watch my chips.
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What? Oh. Me and Gina
had a long morning.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Sounded to me like you little
out of shape there, pal.
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Whoo!
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- Tell me. Out of shape?
- What? Yeah.
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Well, I don't know if you
noticed, brother, but, uh
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you need to be
shopping for a bra.
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Whoo!
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Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yesterday,
when you wore that tank top
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I was tryin' to sneak a peak..
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- Hey, brother, Martin.
- Yeah.
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What about the back
of your neck?
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- What about it?
- Look like a pack of hotdog.
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Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
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Yo, yo, Tommy.
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- Get the mustard.
- Get the mustard.
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- Get the mustard.
- 'Get the mustard.'
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Give me a bite..
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You know what, fellas?
Listen, listen to us.
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Why are we arguing? All
three of us are out of shape.
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- You know what we need to do?
- What?
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We really need to go workout.
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You sound like Gina. Alright?
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Tryin' to always, trying to get
go wanna exercise.
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Yo, word up,
them classes are whack, man.
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You know, got a bunch
of sweaty women.
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Yeah.
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Jumpin' all around..
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...with tight clothes on.
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And things jiggling.
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You know, in
all the right places.
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Yeah.
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So, wh-when do we start?
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- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
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- Whoo!
- Oh, my God..
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Martin, baby. You've never
done this before, honey.
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So, I think, you should stretch.
You could hurt yourself.
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- Stretch?
- Yeah.
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- Ouch! Oh!
- What?
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I think I pulled a muscle.
Tommy, please, help me now.
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Bam, I didn't stretch.
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Yeah, I'm sure you're right,
Martin.
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You guys are strong,
athletic men.
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- You'll do just fine.
- Thank you. We will.
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- We'll be alright.
- We'll see.
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Hello, everybody.
Woo, woo.
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How you doing?
How you doing?
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Welcome to Step Aerobics,
level ten.
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I see we have three new men
joining our class today.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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Give way to the food.
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- Welcome, gentlemen.
- Well, you know..
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- And good luck.
- Well, thank you.
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Good luck, Martin.
Good luck, Tommy.
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Uh, uh, Flo-Jo.
Kick the music.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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And up, and down.
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Look, Gina. No hands.
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Oh, wow, boy.
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Alright. Alright.
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That was a great warm-up.
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Now, let's pick up the pace.
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Come on. Come on,
people, work with me.
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Yo, man. They're
starting to notice, man.
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Get up. You're
making me look bad.
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Yo, yo. I can't feel my legs.
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Okay, so what am gonna do is
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I'mma work right here
on my back for a while, okay.
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And I'mma be right
there with you, man.
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Yo, Tommy, Cole's a punk, man.
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It's just me and you, brother.
Just me and you.
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'Tommy.'
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Tommy. Look, man,
get up, alright.
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Don't let 'em break you.
Okay? I have to try.
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What's your name?
What's your name?
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Tommy.
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Damn.
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- You alright, Martin?
- Yeah, Gina. I'm cool.
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Y'all broke my boys.
But you ain't breaking me.
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Don't worry, baby.
I'mma be alright.
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Babe, honey..
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Ah. Stop the music.
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Stop the music.
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You're pathetic.
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- Why don't you just quit?
- No.
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Why you and your,
uh, girlfriends..
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...go crawling back to your
couches, to your 40's
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'cause you make me sick.
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- No.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Leave him alone now.
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He can't help who he is.
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Come on, baby. It's okay.
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Wait, if you wanna quit,
that's your prerogative.
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Baby, it wasn't about that.
I was just--
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That's why, Martin, just quit.
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You know? 'Cause you is a punk!
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P-U-N-K, punk.
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Ain't he a punk? Punk.
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So..
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- So, y'all think I'm a punk?
- Oh, yes.
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- Y'all think I'm soft?
- Uh-huh.
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Right now, I think, y'all
think I'm acting like bitch.
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- 'Yeah.'
- 'That's right.'
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Bitty B..
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- You done start this, huh?
- Let's see what you got.
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Flo-Jo, kick the music.
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And let's get this tappin'.
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- You won't last five seconds.
- Shh!
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Somebody done told you wrong.
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Kick it!
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Rise and shine, Gina.
Rise and shine.
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Alright, Gina.
Time to do your road work.
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Boy. Are you crazy?
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It's 6 o'clock
in the morning.
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Baby, you just woke up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Alright?
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Now, Gina. We're half
an hour behind schedule.
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Let's get goin'.
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Your body fat
is way too high.
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And that's a damn shame.
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- Now, let's go.
- Hey, Martin.
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- Wo--
- What?
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Women have more body fat
than men, okay?
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You and Oprah can believe
that if you want. Alright?
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But you better watch it, Gina.
I'm tellin' ya.
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Dick Gregory will be over here
with a crane
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trying to hoist your big ass
out the door.
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Just locking you, Gina.
Locking you.
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Shut up, Martin.
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Ever since you went to
that aerobics class
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you've been on a stupid health
kick and I'm tired of it.
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Oh, oh, you're tired of it.
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You ain't tired of it. I'll
tell you what the problem is.
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Gina, you're tired of
destroying yourself.
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Because you are doing that.
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Your mind, body and soul.
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Gina, I can't stand
to watch it no more.
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Bam.
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Then, don't want
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'cause I'm getting ready
to make me some bacon and eggs.
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Gina, feel me. Love me.
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Did you say bacon?
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No, no. Not the pork.
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Not in my house, Gina. Okay?
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Lips that touch swine
will never touch mine.
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Girl, because I feel so divine.
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Martin, where-where's
all the food.
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There's nothin' in here
but vegetables.
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Ah, Gina, I threw all
the junk food out.
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Uh, check the freezer. I got
a little somethin' for you.
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What..
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- What is this?
- Uh, frozen broccoli pods.
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Don't eat 'em all at once.
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That's it. I'm going down
to Porky's Bake and Barrel
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and I'm gettin' me
a sandwich, okay?
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Don't do that. No, girl, girl.
I will see you tonight
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at the gym,
we'll talk about it.
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Yo, man. Remember me?
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Brother Man.
Upstairs, fifth floor.
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Okay, Brother Man
from the fifth floor.
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No. You did not just
come out of my bathroom.
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We ain't got no hot water
upstairs, so I just..
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...came down to use
your shower.
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Oh, I guess I shouldn't have
done that, huh?
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You-you-you damn skippy,
Brother Man.
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You-you-you know, Brother Man
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I got my lady up in here
and everything.
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I don't even.. Look.
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I don't know what
you're used to, bro. Okay?
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But where I'm from
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comin' up into people's
house unannounced
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will sure enough get a
cap in your ass.
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- Well, my bad.
- You damn right it's your bad.
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What makes you think you had the
audacity to walk up, come up in?
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Hold up, hold up, hold up!
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No. You do not
have on my robe.
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I guess I shouldn't
have done that, huh?
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Yo, bro, my robe, man, my robe.
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Brother Man. Raise up.
I mean, I mean, race out.
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Race out, Brother Man.
Just roll, man.
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Okay? Keep the robe. I'll
get it from you later. Okay?
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Guess, I'll just go out
the way I came in.
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Hey...you know.
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I'mma-I'mma get mine.
I'mma get mine.
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Stan, what are you doing here?
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Gina, I'm just here
to show off my leopard.
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Women find it irresistible.
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Can you feel the power
of the jungle? Mm, mm!
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No, but we can smell it.
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What about you, Shawn,
what you doing here?
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Oh, yeah, well, I, um, I gotta
get in shape for this weekend.
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'Cause I've gotta
move my trailer
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to the other side of the park.
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What's so hot about that, Shawn?
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I don't have a car.
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- Get him away from me.
- Okay.
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- Get him away from me.
- Shawn, go that way.
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- Move.
- Back in the back.
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Y'all most ready.
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- Excuse me.
- Whoo!
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Mr. Jack LaLanne.
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Where's our real
instructor, Florence?
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Bitty B.
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Alright, listen.
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Florence hurt her ankle this
mornin' while we were joggin'
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I told her I'll take over
for her.
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Now, excuse me.
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You, you, you..
247
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,561
...and you, bow.
248
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,735
Ba, bow, bow.
249
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,704
Uh, bow.
250
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,039
Alright. Ha.
251
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,909
Listen up. Take a good look
at these ladies.
252
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:40,446
Ha-ha. 'Cause that's the last
time you gonna see 'em.
253
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,114
Ladies, get out.
254
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,682
What did we do?
255
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,118
What do you mean,
"What did we do?"
256
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,622
I saw you at Rilo's
chicken shack last night.
257
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,223
Eating all that chicken.
258
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,359
Lips so greasy, you look like
you had almond roll on 'em.
259
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:57,196
Be gone. Okay?
Out of my sight.
260
00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:01,367
Out of.. You work it out then.
Work it out, then, huh?
261
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,971
Alright, now that they're
gone...let's get it on.
262
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,239
Whoo!
263
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:14,747
Gina. Gina. Gina, he's out of
control. Do somethin' about him.
264
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,950
I know, I know, Pam.
But I think I got an idea.
265
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,453
Now, that was the warm-up.
266
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:22,955
Let's pick it up.
267
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,458
Freeze!
268
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,660
Switch!
269
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,834
What's up, babe?
270
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,337
I thought, we, uh, were
going out to eat.
271
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,606
Baby, I thought we'd stay in
and celebrate, honey.
272
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,509
I have seen the light I'm going
on the Martin Payne program
273
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,178
first thing tomorrow.
Yes, I am, boy.
274
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,952
- I know.
- Whoo!
275
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,188
See, girl. Standing by your man.
276
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,257
- You go, girl.
- I'm goin'.
277
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,826
That's what. Where you
wanna go? I'll drop you off.
278
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,128
- Hey..
- Huh?
279
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,264
I'm gonna get a shape
just like you, baby.
280
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,533
Let me, let me feel that
rock hard stomach of yours.
281
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,836
- Go ahead. Love me. Adore me.
- Whoo! Whoo!
282
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,271
- Baby, you flexed.
- Damn, you alright?
283
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,639
Boy, you gotta go
to the hospital.
284
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,207
- Oh, I'm alright.
- Oh, oh, man.
285
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,877
You said your fine self down,
I'll get your dinner, alright.
286
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,513
Girl, look at you. See what
happens when you get in shape?
287
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,883
You think good thoughts.
You do good things.
288
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,852
Ah, got my little plate full.
289
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,887
Oh, so, you juice my beats
just the way I like 'em.
290
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,856
- Of course, I did.
- Hmm-hmm.
291
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,492
You sure did, hm. Mm.
292
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,529
- Ah, babe.
- Hmm..
293
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,233
Gina. What you got there?
294
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,534
- Oh, this?
- 'Yeah.'
295
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,470
Oh, this is just some
nasty leftovers.
296
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,539
Some mashed potatoes,
steak, yams, you know..
297
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,641
Just, I'm just trying to
get it out of my system.
298
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,510
So, I can start my diet
tomorrow, you know?
299
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,246
- Isn't this nasty?
- Yes, it's nasty, Gina.
300
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,081
And it's fattening too, huh?
301
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,650
I mean, two types of potatoes.
302
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,085
Huh?
303
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,521
I mean, wh-wh-why don't you
just-just take the fat
304
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,022
and put it where you
want the fat to go?
305
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,492
'Cause that's where
it's gonna end up anyway.
306
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,761
I know, babe. I know,
this is so nasty.
307
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,663
But it tastes so good, Martin.
308
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,031
- Mm!
- 'Yeah.'
309
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,435
Oh, baby, how you enjoying
your rice cake. Hmm?
310
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,570
Oh, it is cool. You even
got a little seasoning
311
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,239
all over my stuff.
312
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,276
The seasoning.
313
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,878
The seasoning. Martin..
314
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:29,114
Thank you. I almost forgot
my seasoning.
315
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,250
- No. My meal.
- Mm.
316
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:35,020
- Hmm.
- What? Is that, is that gravy?
317
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:38,190
You-you gonna splat the gravy
right on the, on the thing.
318
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,262
Now you, now you gonna
take it towards the meat?
319
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,131
Oh, Gina.
320
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,900
Look how it's hitting the meat,
now you going over
321
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,402
your potato, oh.
322
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:56,208
- Boy, I'mma tear this up!
- 'Yeah.'
323
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,748
Martin, I'mma tear it up,
tear it up.
324
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,157
Oh..
325
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,160
Oh, babe. Baby, baby, baby.
326
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,829
You got a little gravy. You got
a little gravy on your thing.
327
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,497
Yeah. Let me get that
with the rice cake.
328
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,998
Let me get that off
with the rice cake.
329
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,600
- Martin, no.
- Girl, I will get it..
330
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,335
- No. Martin.
- Yeah. Yeah.
331
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,437
Let me take care of this
in the bathroom, okay?
332
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,506
- I'll wash it right up. Um..
- Fine.
333
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,809
- You enjoying your celery?
- Uh, you think I'm not, Gina?
334
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,345
Baby, let me explain
somethin' to you, alright?
335
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,347
I don't live to eat.
336
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,450
I eat to live. Huh.
337
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,120
Huh. Think how powerful
I just came.
338
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,021
I will, Martin.
339
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,590
- You so wise.
- Hmm.
340
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,200
What?
341
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,645
What's wrong with you? What's
wrong with you, bro? Whoo!
342
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,924
Get up, get up.
Don't break.
343
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,702
Oh, damn. Oh!
344
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,421
Oh, yeah. Don't break.
Don't break. Don't break.
345
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,289
Don't break. Don't break.
346
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,758
- Martin? You alright?
- I'm cool, Gina.
347
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,894
You enjoying your dinner, baby?
348
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,862
Baby, I know what
you're tryin' to do.
349
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,966
And, uh, it ain't
gonna work, Gina
350
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,602
because I'm not going back
to what I used to be.
351
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,271
What's that?
352
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,540
Nothin'.
353
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,810
Gina, don't tell me nothin'.
I know that smell.
354
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,111
It's nothin', Martin.
355
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,580
It's just your mama's
raisin butter biscuits.
356
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,415
That's all it is.
357
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,251
Not my mama biscuits.
358
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,156
Not my mama biscuits, Gina.
359
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,960
I don't know why that woman
brought these biscuits by.
360
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,000
She must not have known, Martin.
361
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,569
That you are on this
strict diet.
362
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,105
You know what I'm sayin'?
363
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,640
Oh, God.
You know what I'mma do?
364
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,475
- Yeah.
- I'mma throw these away.
365
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,343
No, no.
Don't you throw those away.
366
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,645
Those are perfectly
good biscuits.
367
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,113
Why you want to
throw it all that?
368
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,814
Well, baby, I don't
want to tempt you now.
369
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,283
No. But you're not
tempting me. I mean..
370
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,951
Somebody might wanna
come by, have a biscuit.
371
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,353
I mean, Brother Man,
anybody. I don't know.
372
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,824
Martin, it's all
for the best, darling.
373
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,526
But those are good biscuits.
Damn it.
374
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,034
Yes, baby. Mwah. Mwah.
375
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,636
Oh, my baby's back.
My baby's back.
376
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,171
My baby's back. Yes.
377
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,939
Wait in the room.
You're next.
378
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:51,677
- Gina!
- Huh?
379
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,314
Get the gravy bowl.
We can do some things.
380
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,123
Excuse me while I go sop her up.
381
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,871
- Hey!
- Martin.
382
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,306
Martin, why are we
watching this again?
383
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,741
Where's the remote?
384
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,409
Over there on the TV.
I'm not gettin' it.
385
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,478
Well, I ain't gettin' it either.
386
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:29,047
What, man. Y'all bunch
of lazy punks, man.
387
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:32,718
Can't even get up and get
the remote. I'll get it. Okay?
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