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Oh, keep your drawers on, folks.
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Keep your drawers on, okay?
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Just keep your drawers on,
the store don't open up
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for another two
minutes. Alright?
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Hey, hey, look here, old man.
It's my woman's birthday.
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Get you old behind out the way.
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Wait a minute.
Why you gon' climb?
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Bwah, what do you..
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Man, you wanna strength with me?
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Boy, you wanna
strength with me, bwah?
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Don't you ever..
No, he did not climb a rope.
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Did the bwah climb the rope
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when I said we had
two minutes and counting?
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Okay, there, bwah. Well,
let me tell you something.
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Did you call Ol' Otis old?
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That's what I said.
Can't you hear, old man?
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Can't you, what?
I get the bottle of..
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Well, look here,
boy, uh-uh-uh-uh
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you called this man
a old here, bwah?
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Oh, yeah, most definitely.
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What about this woman here,
bwah?
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She's older than he is.
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Now what you're trying to prove?
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Nothing at all there, bwah.
Nothing at all.
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So what we have here
is a failure to communicate
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with the young folk
and the older folk.
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- Is that what it is there, boy?
- That's right.
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You know what, ladies
and gentlemen? This bwah
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don't have
no home training.
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Back in the day,
whenever a young bwah
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would disrespect one of
the elders, you follow me?
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Um, um, we had a thing
that was called..
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W-what the name of it?
What the name of it?
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It was called
the whooping ass.
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You about to see
a lot right now.
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Hold this.
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He-he dropped Ol' Otis, huh.
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Otis ain't, Otis ain't
been down since '69, since '69.
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Let me show you
how I flow with mine, old bwah.
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You gon' knock
Ol' Otis down, huh?
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Look out how I flow, young boy.
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Look how I flow.
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You don't know, bro.
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Where you at?
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Right here, old man!
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- Aight, aight!
- Give my glasses.
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Give my glasses.
Where my glasses?
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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Hold it, boy.
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'It ain't over, old man!'
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Where you at?
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Martin, hurry up, baby.
We gonna be late for the play.
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Coming!
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So, I guess you won't
make it to the play, huh?
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No, no, baby, look,
I'm going to the play
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even if it kills me, Gina.
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Alright, alright..
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Gina!
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Gina, I can't see nothing.
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Baby, my world is
gone without you.
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Gina!
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Baby, please.
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Okay, Martin.
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I know you wouldn't go
so I asked Pam to go with me.
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Aha! See, you know me.
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You know that ain't
my thing, huh?
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Martin, I remember
when it used to be.
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When we first dated,
the first month
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you used to go
everywhere with me.
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Gina, baby, that's because
I was trying to get something.
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Alright? You know what I mean?
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And every day, you made me
so glad I gave it to you.
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Okay, well, fine. We can go in
to room I give a little more.
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No! No, that's okay.
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I don't have the time right now.
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Alright. But I'll only be
a minute, you know.
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Oh, I know that!
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- Hey, girl. You ready to go?
- Oh, yeah.
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Um, look, here's the money
for my ticket.
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Oh, no, you don't
owe me anything.
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Wallace had already paid
for our tickets.
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- He did?
- Yes, he did, girl.
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- He is so sweet.
- Yes, he is so sweet.
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Um. Pam, hold that.
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Um...first of all, Pam,
when you come up in my apartment
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you acknowledge me, okay?
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Because this is my house.
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I told you that
in the fight party.
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This is my house.
Respect my house.
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Hi, Martin.
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And bye, Martin.
Come on, Gina.
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Fine, let her roll.
Let her roll, okay?
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Alright, she's irrelevant. Okay?
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Let's wrap to you. Okay?
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Let-let-let's talk to you now.
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Um...Wallace!
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Who this?
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Martin, he's just
a friend from work.
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Baby, what do you need
a male friend for, Gina?
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Pam's all the man you need.
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A man enough to bust
you and your head.
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I-I'm not there with you.
I'm-I'm with my lady right now.
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I'm not there with you.
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- Alright.
- Martin, what is the big deal?
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He is just a friend.
A friend, Martin.
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Oh, come on, Gina. Don't you
get it? That's what they say.
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First, they tell you
how they want to go to
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the ballet and hang
out with you.
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Next thing you know,
they show up at your door
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butt naked talking about
how he's so alone.
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- You did that.
- It worked too, didn't it?
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Martin, Wallace
is nothing like you.
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Se, he's sweet
and he's sensitive.
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- Oh!
- Mm-hmm.
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The brother the punk?
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Okay, well, fine.
Go on, have a good time.
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Why you ain't
saying nothing, girl?
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Hey, Gina, Pam,
tell Wallace I said..
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"Hey, something broke out!"
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I told my boss. I said,
"Look, damn it, I want my money.
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Give me a raise."
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What y'all think about that?
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Uh, do that, man, you know,
that's your thing.
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You know, that's your..
It's your job, you know.
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Tommy, I-I don't mean to
get into your business
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and, and I think Cole
feels the same way too.
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But you know how Cole
works at the airport
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and I work on the radio?
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Just what the hell do you
do for a living, bro?
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Oh, Martin,
man, we have been friends
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damn near our whole lives.
You know what I do. What I do.
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Alright.
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I don't know what
the hell he do, man.
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You ask him.
I hope..
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Hey! Look, guys, what,
we gon' have something to eat
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or we still waiting on Gina?
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Oh, we ain't going
to wait on Gina, man.
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She went to the museum
with her friend Wallace.
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Hold up!
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You.. Mm,
you let your girl, Gina
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go on a date with
another brother?
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Come on, man. Is that what
you thought, it was a date?
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No, alright. He is a friend
of her's from work. That's all.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on.
Hey, hey, no, no.
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Don't even go there
with that one, alright?
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Okay? Come on.
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Now, Tommy, you're
a decent brother, alright?
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You have a lot of women
that are friends.
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- What? Clarice, bro.
- No.
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I'm sorry, Martin,
but I got no draws.
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Well, what was up
with, uh, Beletta?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But now
we were real good friends.
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Wait a minute. Martin.
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You-you had a-a woman friend
last year who was a--
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Oh, yeah.
That's right. That was a..
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Uh...that would be, Gina.
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Mm-hmm. Gina.
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So, uh, y'all think
the brother's
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trying to play me for my girl?
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Or maybe he is
the first man in history
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who really enjoys women
for their conversation alone.
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You know what? I ain't
listening to y'all no more
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because the last six times
I listened to you
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I made a ass out of myself.
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Okay? Now, I believe Gina.
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I trust my woman. Okay?
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If she says he's just a friend,
he's just a friend.
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- Aight, cool.
- Okay?
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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Now, if you will excuse me..
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...I got to go check up
on my woman.
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- Help me fix it.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Good.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, babe. You're back
from the museum?
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You were just about
to miss us, Martin.
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- We're going shoe shopping.
- You and--
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Hey, how you doing, man?
I'm Wallace.
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Gina has told me
a lot about you.
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Hey, what's up, ah, Wall?
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Well, she shouldn't have
to tell you much about me.
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I mean, everybody knows me.
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Wassup?
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Martin Payne, WZUP radio, bro.
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Whassup?
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Oh, is that what you do?
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Well, Gina. I see you told
the brother a lot about me.
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Excuse me.
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Baby, we're just friends.
Please don't--
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Oh no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, baby.
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I'm not saying nothing.
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I'm not saying
the brother's trying
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to pull up on you
or nothing.
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I'm sure Wallace
got a girlfriend.
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- Ain't that right, Wall?
- No, I don't.
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Oh! Oh, you got a boyfriend.
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Okay. Alright.
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Hey, whatever makes
your boat float, you know..
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No, man, I'm not like that.
I'm-I'm-I'm still looking.
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Martin, lighten up. Okay?
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Wallace, we better get going
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before the mall
gets too crowded.
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Oh, yeah, see,
we may not be able to
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get any animal crackers,
remember?
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- Oh, yeah!
- Remember that?
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- Alright.
- Oh!
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This guy like to
find a joke, you know, when
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Wallace, we were at this really
crowded restaurant, right
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and then he ordered so..
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Oh, forget it.
You had to be there.
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No, no, no, no, Gina.
I get it, okay? I get it.
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Animal Crackers.
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That-that-that's a lie,
there, Wallace?
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Now, that's going like
the comedy Hall of Fame.
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Woo-woo. Ha-ha!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Uh, let's get going, Wallace.
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I'll go get my checkbook, okay?
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Oh, Wallace.
Hey, hey, brother, brother.
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Damn now,
this your jacket, yeah?
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I think you better
raise up, Wallace.
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Uh, what do you mean
what I mean, Wallace?
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Man, just-just-just raise, okay?
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Look-look, Wallace,
I don't know what's going on
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and I'm not accusing
you of nothing, okay?
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But something's going on. Okay?
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And until I find out
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only man going be spending
time with Gina is her man.
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- Me, bruh.
- Martin, we're just friends.
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Alright, man, come on.
We're going shoe shopping.
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Alright, man.
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Somebody's gonna tell you
you're wrong, brother.
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Alright, back up
a tice. No, man.
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No, just a tice.
Just give me some room.
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Okay, the door's
gonna slam about now.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Where's Wallace?
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Martin, you threw him out,
didn't you?
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- What is going on?
- What's going on, Gina?
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It's a day of you and your
man doing some shoe shopping.
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'Cause, Gina, do you know
who are you looking at?
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00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,691
Do you know? Do you
know? Do you know?
244
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:37,496
- At the same man.
- No, girl, your best friend.
245
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,771
Aha! Yeah. Yeah.
246
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,442
Nothing like a day of
shoe shopping with my baby.
247
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,544
Martin, I know you hate
this stuff, you don't have
248
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,546
to be here. You don't have
anything to prove, honey.
249
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:56,382
Come on, Gina. Let's don't
go here, baby. We're here.
250
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,584
Alright, we're here to look
the shoes. Go on, girl.
251
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,920
I'm with my baby, alright?
252
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,788
Oh, Gina, the pumps.
253
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,090
Check out the red pump.
254
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,524
These are you, girl.
255
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,893
Martin, I can't walk in those.
256
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,529
Don't worry, girl.
You won't be walking.
257
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,535
- Stop it!
- Hey, Hey!
258
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,703
- Hi.
- Hello.
259
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,739
- May I help you?
- Yes.
260
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,941
Can I-can I see these in
a eight and a half, please?
261
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,409
I'll go check on it for you.
262
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,144
- Why don't you have a seat?
- Thank you.
263
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:29,148
That's right. Doing the shoe
thing with my women. Ha-ha.
264
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,249
Whoo!
265
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,385
Damn, look at the dag on.
266
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,457
I know y-you're going for that
Christie Love look, ain't you?
267
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,658
Freeze!
268
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,661
Christie Love..
269
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,463
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
270
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:47,233
Baby, baby, baby.
Girl, I'm glad I came with you.
271
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,068
You know what I'm saying?
'Cause I'm chilling
272
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,238
at the shoe store
with my snookum.
273
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,224
Oh!
274
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,393
Oh! Yo, baby. Yo, baby.
275
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,729
This old lady just got arrested
and she ain't do nothing.
276
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,566
She going down!
277
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,302
Good, Martin.
Look, I'm glad to you're here.
278
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,337
What do you think?
What's your opinion?
279
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,005
Gina, you're not finished yet?
280
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,342
No, Martin, I'm narrowing it
down. Now, how do these look?
281
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,877
Gina, babe, okay,
they look like
282
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,512
the last 30 pair you tried on.
283
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,180
Look, just get the red pumps.
284
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,716
Martin, see,
I knew you hated this.
285
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,986
- I should have brought Wallace.
- No, no!
286
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,756
You don't say that. No, no, no,
that was mean, baby. Okay?
287
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,159
It's just, Gina, we've been
here for three hours, okay?
288
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,561
After a while, all these shoes
start to look alike, baby.
289
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,097
How can you say that?
It's obvious that
290
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,100
this is sandy brown
and that's gravel brown.
291
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,238
Excuse me. But I, I wasn't even
talking to you, Bigfoot.
292
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,673
No, no, I'm sorry, babe,
but she trying on shoes
293
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,275
when she should be
trying on the boxes.
294
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,210
Oh!
295
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,778
What? What?
Well, we cool, we cool.
296
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,448
Martin! Martin! Martin!
297
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,183
Come on! Martin!
298
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,219
You know, my-my mama
ain't raised no fool.
299
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,390
Alright, well,
the lady, she forced me
300
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,758
like you gon' do something.
301
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,226
Martin, please go browse.
302
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,228
I go match you
some stuff up, alright?
303
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,468
Excuse me! Can I
have this in blue?
304
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,203
Oh, I need it
in a size nine.
305
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,537
No, I don't.
306
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,874
See, because I
don't work here.
307
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,076
Why does a brother always
got to work at the shoe shop?
308
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,313
- Can we shop?
- Excuse me?
309
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:18,384
- What's the problem?
- There's no problem!
310
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:24,156
Now, listen to me.
You're out of the hood now, Gee.
311
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,391
I got my eye on you.
312
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,893
I guess you do,
you fake cop.
313
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,895
You-you rent a cop,
ain't you, man? Huh?
314
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,897
You know what? To show you
how much they care about you
315
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,733
they ain't even gave you no gun.
They gave you a flashlight.
316
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,068
What you're going
to do? I see you.
317
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,004
Get out of there.
I see you. Huh?
318
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,007
I-I a-and I bet this is
a clip on tie, ain't it?
319
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,742
Clip on. Oh!
320
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,016
Gina, are you ready to go?
321
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,685
Yeah, yeah, I just need
to know one thing.
322
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,854
- Do you like these or these?
- Those?
323
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,323
- These?
- Yes.
324
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,358
Are you sure? Because if
I get the heel I can
325
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,627
wear them with my skirt and my
pants but if I get the flat
326
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,329
I can only wear them
with my pants.
327
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,097
But if I get
the heel, I just--
328
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,375
- What do you think?
- Right on!
329
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,011
Martin, you are no help.
Excuse me, miss?
330
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,047
Miss, can I see every shoe
you have in a store in tote?
331
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,717
- Thank you.
- Every shoe, Gina..
332
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,321
No. Oh, Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
333
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,789
Whoo!
334
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,859
- Hey, what's happening, bro?
- How you doing, my man?
335
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,295
What are you in here for?
336
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,498
Man, I promised my girl
I would be her best friend.
337
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,799
You know?
338
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,736
Yeah. Yeah.
Tell me about it.
339
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,637
You done messed up.
340
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,474
Yeah, well, sometimes
you mess up in life, bro.
341
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,343
So look here, man, you think I
can read one of those magazines?
342
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,878
Nope, I'm readin' them.
343
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,982
- All of 'em?
- Yep.
344
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,651
Yeah, but you're not reading
that one on the top right there?
345
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,855
No, but I might want to
in a minute.
346
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,758
Okay, well, when you get ready
to read it, just let me know.
347
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,427
Ah, ah, ah,
I wouldn't do that.
348
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,330
I've been sitting in this
chair six hours straight
349
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,598
and I'm ready to snap.
350
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,899
A-alright.
351
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,170
Damn!
352
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,538
Whoo!
353
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,373
Brother, I'm sorry.
354
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,041
Man, you think after
the Rodney King incident
355
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,177
two brothers can sit
down and get a rap.
356
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,680
Just talk and chill.
Excuse me!
357
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,049
Whoo!
358
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,784
You gonna give me one
of these magazines.
359
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,252
You gon' give me
one of these damn mag..
360
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,387
You're gon' let me read
one of these damn magazines.
361
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,056
You're gon' let me
read one, aight?
362
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,458
We didn't have to
go there, bruh.
363
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,627
You again? Hey.
364
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,228
Now this is your second warning.
365
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,731
Next time, you're gonna
roll up out of here, Gee.
366
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,299
Well, you ain't gotta
be grabbing me.
367
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,301
You ain't gotta be
grabbing me. Alright?
368
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,736
I'mma getting ready
to leave in a minute
369
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,937
when my girl ready, alright?
370
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,640
- Excuse me!
- Oh, did I say tote?
371
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,942
I'm sorry, I meant
every shoe in brown.
372
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,545
Brown shoes, please.
Thanks.
373
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:01,814
Baby, Gina, you're gonna
have to hurry up
374
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,282
'cause I can't
take this no more.
375
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,484
Wallace never gets tired.
376
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,620
So you mean to tell me, Wallace
sits in the store five hours
377
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,957
and never complains while
you and Pam try on shoes?
378
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,559
Yeah, he says he enjoys it.
379
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,328
Girl, that's all I need to know.
380
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,563
You-you done..
381
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,672
Hello, operator?
Yeah, this is gonna sound crazy
382
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,342
but give me the number
for a brother named Wallace.
383
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,511
No, I don't have a last name.
384
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,746
Well, run them all down to me.
385
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,615
Woman, I ain't got
nothing but time.
386
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,183
I'm in a shoe store.
387
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,624
Hey, Martin, I came as soon
as I got the message, man
388
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,527
so, uh, wassup?
That's what you do, right?
389
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,199
Uh, Wallace,
uh-uh, sit down, brother.
390
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,469
Let-let-let's wrap a tace. Okay?
391
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,506
Wallace, this is your, your
chance to come clean, bro. Okay?
392
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,008
Because no straight
brother I know
393
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,777
can spend time at ballets
and shoe stores
394
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,045
unless he was up to something.
395
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,780
I mean, what's up, man?
396
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,216
Is it that obvious?
397
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:15,053
It.. Oh, hell yes,
it's obvious, bruh. Okay?
398
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,555
Now I got to tell
you like this.
399
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,891
Yo, man, chill with Gina, okay?
400
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,193
Because if I have to start
going back to shoe store
401
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,629
man, Wallace, I'm liable to,
to-to kill somebody, man.
402
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,063
- Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait--
- Whopping little ass.
403
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,399
I just don't know what
my mental mind is right now.
404
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,568
Hold on, you misunderstood.
405
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,370
I'm not after Gina.
406
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,971
- But then--
- So why the--
407
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,239
Come on, man, no, I'm just
408
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,475
hanging around Gina
to get to Pam.
409
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,509
Who?
410
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,878
Pam.
411
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,014
Buckshot Pam.
Beady-bee Pam?
412
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,084
- Yeah, yeah.
- Run over shoes Pam?
413
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,654
- Yeah.
- Stank attitude Pam.
414
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,522
Yeah, she's all of that.
415
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,391
And she's just my type
416
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,259
but, man, she doesn't want
to have anything to do with me
417
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,761
because I work for her.
418
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,164
Oh, Wallace, man.
419
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,733
Oh, Wallace.
420
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,535
Man, you could get with Pam.
421
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,904
Brother, you just got
to spend time with her.
422
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,440
Look, man, I sent her down
in the mall to pick up Gina
423
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,108
because I couldn't
take it no more, alright?
424
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,843
Now they should be
down there another
425
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,378
what, eight, nine hours.
426
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:14,947
- Really? Hey, man.
- Yeah.
427
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,015
Do you really think
I can hook up with Pam?
428
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,117
Man, please,
most definitely, man.
429
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:23,121
Alright, ain't nothing
to it, but to do it.
430
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,124
You know, oh-oh, you gonna need
these if you going to the mall.
431
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,093
- Yeah, you'll need those.
- Hey, man.
432
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,628
- Hey, man, I like that though.
- Huh?
433
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,963
It's like a affirmation, right?
434
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,197
Ain't nothing to it,
but to do it.
435
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,132
Well, that's fine.
Say it one more time.
436
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,934
Ain't nothing to it,
but to do it.
437
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,636
Alright, I want to hear
you feel it though.
438
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,905
Ain't nothing to it,
but to do it.
439
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,240
Give it to me one more time.
440
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,977
Now, run. Back yourself.
441
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,046
Slow it down.
442
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,989
Oh, Wallace!
443
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,265
- Hey, Martin.
- Yeah.
444
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:11,770
Um, I know why you scared
Wallace away this afternoon.
445
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:15,240
And that's why I kept you
at the shoe store so long
446
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,075
'cause I had to
teach you a lesson.
447
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,746
- Mm. Hmm?
- Martin?
448
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,981
I'm gonna have male friends.
You know that, right?
449
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,954
Oh, let's go.
Hey, girl.
450
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,989
I'm thinking about a sandwich,
making a sandwich.
451
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,991
I can't think about
what you just said.
452
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,828
Uh.
453
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:38,196
But, uh, you know
454
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,433
I got me a few
female friends myself, Gina.
455
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,369
Ah..
456
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,671
So, they say they want me to go
457
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,506
lingerie shopping
with them tomorrow.
458
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,775
They want me to
look at it, yeah. Yeah.
459
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,710
I mean, they just said
they want a man's opinion.
460
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,379
- Uh-huh?
- That's what they say--
461
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:57,115
Oh, uh, you know what?
That's too bad, Martin
462
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,885
because, um,
if you go with them
463
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:04,056
you won't be able
to see me in, um, these.
464
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,895
- Oh, the red pumps.
- The red pumps.
465
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:13,999
Peace.
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