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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:08,041 Pistons-Bulls. 2 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,143 Damn, half court. 3 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,513 In front row! 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,582 - Half court. - Front row! 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,018 - Hey, Pistons-Bulls. - Half court. 6 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:21,187 - Front row. - Hey, Pistons-Bulls. 7 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:25,158 Alright, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,093 Yo, yo, yo, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 9 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,262 Yo, man, this tickets are macadocious. 10 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,765 - 'Yeah.' - How'd you get them anyway? 11 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,667 Well, you know I had the cheap seats 12 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:37,103 so I switched those 13 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,872 with the radio giveaway. 14 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:45,011 - Martin. - Ah? 15 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,213 Oh, man, it's not right. It's dishonest. 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,749 Come on, man, I mean, even I wouldn't do that. 17 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:52,052 I guess you're right, I mean, you know people work hard 18 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,620 to call into the radio station. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,922 I mean, it's hard to get through sometimes. 20 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:57,791 I feel bad. 21 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,594 - I'm over it now. - Me too! 22 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,596 - Piston-Bull. - Half court. 23 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:06,633 Hey, go, Martin, Pistons-Bull, right-on. 24 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,535 - No, no. - The roof's on fire. 25 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,075 What? 26 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,376 Party over here. 27 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,192 Whoo! 28 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,695 Gina, why are you cleaning up Martin's apartment? 29 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,697 Well, I have to stay there too, Pam. 30 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,833 You wouldn't catch me cleaning up after no man, okay? 31 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,869 Well, how do you handle it with your man, Pam? 32 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,270 Oh, I forgot. 33 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,938 You don't have one, do you? 34 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,941 See, you really didn't have 35 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,510 to go there, Gina. 36 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,044 Hey, hey! We still on for tonight? 37 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,881 Oh, yeah, Martin and the guys have gone to the game 38 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,884 and I've never seen them so excited, Pam. 39 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,352 Before I forget, could you please hand me 40 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,853 the tickets off the table. 41 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,523 Okay, no problem. 42 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,158 There aren't any tickets here, Gina. 43 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,792 Yeah, Pam, they're right there. 44 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,961 No, they're not. 45 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:43,830 - See. - Wait, wait. Okay. 46 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:44,898 Wait. Wait. Wait 47 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,801 Oh! Oh, my God, Pam, I think I threw them away. 48 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,570 Martin gonna kill you. 49 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,406 Oh, my God! The trash bag, Pam. 50 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,408 Girl, you better find those tickets. 51 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,978 Alright, the bag is stuck in the shoot. 52 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,380 - You can see it? - I think I could reach it. 53 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,881 Alright. Wait a minute. I'll hold it. 54 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,316 Okay. Wait a minute. Let me lift you up. 55 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,484 - Just hold my legs. - Alright, just watch my nails. 56 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,752 Watch my nails. Wait. 57 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,720 I got your feet. Alright. You alright? 58 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,856 - Yeah. - Alright. Damn! 59 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,724 Broke my nail. 60 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,427 Um, you see that? 61 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,430 I'm sorry. 62 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,932 I'm sorry, Gina. 63 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,400 Okay, watch the outfit, watch the outfit. 64 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,936 Oh! Oh! 65 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,437 You okay? 66 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,106 Are you okay? 67 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,242 - I'm sorry. - So.. 68 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,611 Looky, look. 69 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,246 Sheneneh, don't start with me, please. 70 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,216 Little Miss Trash Dig. 71 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:37,450 Well, I guess the recession 72 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,286 has got to you too, huh? 73 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,588 - Sheneneh! - Alright. 74 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,456 Go crawl back into your hole, okay? 75 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,058 We're busy looking for something, now. 76 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,459 Okay? 77 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,027 Look, Gina, we're gonna have to search the dumpster 78 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,128 for the Pistons tickets. 79 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,763 Okay. Come on. Let's go. Walk ahead. 80 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:54,300 Well, well, Pistons tickets.. For tonight's game? 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,770 I got piston tickets front row. 82 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,039 Look, Sheneneh. 83 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:01,074 Girl! 84 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,375 Okay, look, Sheneneh 85 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,943 I will do anything for those tickets, okay? 86 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:07,213 - You said anything? - Yes, anything, please. 87 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,482 Ah! Well, okay. 88 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,884 Well, what I want here 89 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,119 I hear she's songstress 90 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,488 She's likes to sing, she likes blow. 91 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,492 What I want her to do is sing one of my songs. 92 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,660 I want her to sing 93 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,430 "Old McDonald had a farm" 94 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,332 facing the wall, now. 95 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,334 - What? You must be crazy. - You heard me. 96 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,502 You wanna tell me to get down on my knees 97 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,837 and crawl like I was a dog 98 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,605 and you lost your dog and I ain't no dog. 99 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:33,673 Face the wall and sing 100 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,942 "Old McDonald had a farm." 101 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,277 The wall. 102 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,282 I want the wall. 103 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,650 - I want that-- - Old McDonald's! 104 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,785 - I want the tickets. - You want the tickets? 105 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,987 Can you help me out, Pam? Oh, thanks a lot. 106 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,489 I'm really beat. 107 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,191 Now! 108 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,826 Get your vocal skills together. 109 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,628 Do you need practice first? 110 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:58,031 Do you need it? 111 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,835 Thanks, thanks, Pam. 112 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,505 Now get to blowing. 113 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:07,874 Cut! 114 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,377 You don't believe that. 115 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,812 You don't feel that. 116 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,114 - With soul. - Thank you. 117 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,227 Stop it! Stop! Stop it! 118 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,296 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 119 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,531 - Wait a minute! - What? 120 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,900 Look, Sheneneh, keep Pam out of it. 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,501 I'm the one who wants the tickets. 122 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,070 Let me do something. Make me do something. 123 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,238 Oh, please. Alright. Okay. 124 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,042 Alright, I always heard you come in a hallway, "Oh, stop it. 125 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,377 "Oh, stop it. 126 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,179 Break it out!" 127 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,718 I guess you don't want to mess with me 128 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:52,885 'cause you know what a good ass 129 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,687 whooping feels like, don't you? 130 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,059 But you know what? 131 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,095 That sounds like an interesting idea. 132 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,430 Let me think about that for a moment. 133 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,236 Alright, well, that mean 134 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,772 I mean, I could kick both of the ass. 135 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,375 Yeah. I mean, well, you should. 136 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:16,676 Ah! 137 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,214 - Okay, Gina, I got it. - Alright. 138 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,783 You work in my shop this morning. 139 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,953 Sheneneh Sho' Nuff Hair Saloon. 140 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,287 And you can have those tickets. 141 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,956 Oh, no, Sheneneh. Work for you? 142 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,357 I don't think that's a very good idea. 143 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,961 Three, two, one. 144 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,096 A-a-and off. 145 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,965 - Deal is off. - Come on, Sheneneh. 146 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,633 Get out of my face. 147 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,535 Sheneneh! 148 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,137 Gina, don't even worry about her. 149 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,305 I know where we could get the ultimate hookup, okay? 150 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,306 Come on. 151 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,609 Pam, I'm gotta take a bath. 152 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,945 Pam, I'm cold, and we're in a alley. 153 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:55,548 Gina, he is coming, okay? 154 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:59,318 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 155 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,822 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 156 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,101 So what's the matter? 157 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,838 I mean, you can't call nobody. 158 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,108 I called you about the tickets this morning, didn't I, Jerome? 159 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,843 Oh-oh, so that's it, huh? 160 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,511 You only call on the Jerome around 161 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,613 when you need somethin', is that it? 162 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,948 No, no, no, no. 163 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,016 No, no, no, no, no. 164 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,785 No, you're our friend, Jerome. 165 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,954 - Oh, your friend? - Yeah, yeah. 166 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,456 - You sweet on your own? - Huh? 167 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:37,857 Y'all sweet on your own? 168 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,159 - Come here, girl. - No, we don't even say that. 169 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,628 Oh, you look darling, you. 170 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,264 - Okay. - Lord, have mercy. 171 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,632 Look here! 172 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:49,135 Now that I got you all in the mix.. 173 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,837 ...why don't we go on down 174 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,806 to the motel, say now? 175 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,774 Jerome! Jerome! 176 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:55,942 - Ah, what? - Jerome! 177 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,643 The tickets, baby. The tickets. 178 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:01,481 Oh, alright, I-I guess it's business before pleasure, huh? 179 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:04,350 - You got it! - Hmm.. Mmm.. 180 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,119 You got 'em. You got 'em. 181 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,955 I can't believe you have them, Jerome. 182 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,556 Wait, wait, wait, hold on, dear. 183 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:11,657 What? What? What? What? 184 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,559 You done forgot my name? 185 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,161 My name is Jerome. 186 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,898 I got everything from Tickets.com. 187 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,032 You know what I'm saying? 188 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:23,402 I'm an old Mac from way back. 189 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:28,207 One of the original players.. 190 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:30,710 ...from the Himalayas. 191 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,579 Okay, now, here's what we do. 192 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,081 Alright, now check this. 193 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,050 When you get there, you go to gate number seven. 194 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,185 Okay. 195 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,354 - Macaroni Tony will let you in. - Got it. 196 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:45,258 When you get in, okay, don't be lollygagging. 197 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,593 Don't be sitting down at the concession stand 198 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,695 talking to the fat man, okay? 199 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:52,999 You just smile and float. 200 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,434 Float. Float. Oh.. 201 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,774 Hey, okay, I'm too smooth to be embarrassed. 202 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,676 So, check that out. Here you go. 203 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:04,744 - Alright. - Thank you. 204 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,178 Thank you so much, Jerome. 205 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,347 You saved my life. Thank you so much. 206 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,950 Alright, give me, give me little of that. 207 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,051 See, I told you. 208 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,252 - Wait a minute. - Yeah. 209 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,587 Wait a minute. 210 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,591 Jerome, these tickets are from 1973. 211 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:19,725 Jerome? 212 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,794 - You said 73? - 'Yeah.' 213 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,797 Now you don't take the wrong back. 214 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,267 '73 was my year. Ah! 215 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,269 That's when I first learned to chill 216 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,305 in my coupe de ville 217 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,807 when I used to dig in my scene 218 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,643 of my Gangster Lee. 219 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,881 Say, where's my money? 220 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:46,819 Oh, oh, oh.. You-you-you don't take the wrong back. 221 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,721 You don't take the wrong back. 222 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,656 Oh, you don't take the wrong back. 223 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,924 Girl, you better give me those 224 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,293 those might be collector's item, you know. 225 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,296 Come on, Pam, you and your hook up. 226 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,332 Man, Jerome, I thought you would come through. 227 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,000 Come on. Wha-what? 228 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,168 Junk in the trunk. 229 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,837 Junk in the trunk. 230 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,406 Ooh, girl. 231 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,675 You sure is swollen 232 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,444 You oughta fight Joe Collin. 233 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,316 Oh, oh. 234 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,185 Well, look who came crawling 235 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,621 back on her ashy little knees. 236 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,956 What you need? Some lotion. 237 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,458 Why don't you just spit it down? 238 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,361 - Sheneneh, look. - What? What? Yeah. 239 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,829 I'm gonna make this as fast as possible 240 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,598 because this is not easy for me, okay? 241 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,601 Okay. 242 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:36,869 I'm working at your shop this morning 243 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,337 for the basket ball tickets, okay? 244 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:39,705 Pronounciate. 245 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,041 I thought you.. Aren't you a college student? 246 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,777 Pronounciate. 247 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,679 I will work in your shop-- 248 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,715 Ah, not with an attitude. 249 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,351 Again. 250 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,289 I will work in your saloon this morning 251 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,458 for the basketball tickets, okay? 252 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,961 - No. - No? 253 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,730 See, the price has gone up since this morning. 254 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,300 - See, I need you the whole day. - The whole.. 255 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,504 Wh-wh-what? The whole...day. 256 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,906 Okay. Oh, hey. 257 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,241 - Okay. - Alright. 258 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,876 B-b-but.. Whoa-whoa. Wait a minute first. 259 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,911 Unh-unh, na, na. Okay. 260 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,680 You ain't gonna be working at my shop 261 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,350 looking like any, okay? 262 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,818 Alright? 263 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:26,886 You gotta have 264 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,088 a professional look. 265 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,210 Ah, Rhodesia, Rhodesia. 266 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,611 Rhodesia, come-come here for me. 267 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,613 - What do you need, Sheneneh? - Look here. 268 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,050 Keep an eye on the new girl, okay, because I don't trust her. 269 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,186 I don't like her and she don't like me, okay? 270 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,288 She's just here working off her debts, okay? 271 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,756 - Okay? - Alright, no problem. 272 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,124 - I got your back. - Alright. 273 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,459 Oh, oh, oh, oh, Sheneneh! 274 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,261 Can you make me look like this? 275 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,529 Laquita? 276 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,133 I ain't no plastic surgeon, okay? 277 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,868 Don't be bringing me no picture of Whitney Houston 278 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,937 because you're not Whitney Houston. 279 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,873 You're not even Bobby Brown, okay? 280 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,141 Oh, look, I'm sorry, okay? 281 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,543 Now what you do is, make it your prerogative 282 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,246 bring me a picture of Flavor Flav and we'll talk. 283 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,314 Okay? 284 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,417 Girl, you so crazy! 285 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,752 Yes, I'm so c-r-r.. 286 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,989 Gina, alright, I'm here to help you out 287 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,557 any way I know how, okay? 288 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:39,892 You-you okay? 289 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,560 Girl, am I okay? 290 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,395 Pam, look at my hair. 291 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,597 Look at it. 292 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:48,067 Well, maybe if it is not bad at all. 293 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:52,304 Are we sitting down 294 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,074 Little Miss Lazy Dukes? 295 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,144 Ooh, there it is! 296 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,682 Sweep. Sweep, okay? 297 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,785 It's one motion. Sweep, okay? 298 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,420 Sheneneh, I did not come here to sweep, okay? 299 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,190 Let me do something like what Rhodesia is doing. 300 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,458 Oh, please, okay? 301 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,927 Now that takes skill. That is hard work, okay? 302 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,596 Oh, oh, wait. Sheneneh, look. 303 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,632 - Wha-- - I-I have done hair before. 304 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,202 Picking Pam's buckshots don't count, okay? 305 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,004 Okay, okay, okay, fine. You wanna do something? 306 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,539 - Yeah. - Okay, shampoo Laquita. 307 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,174 - Fine. Good. - Laquita! Laquita! 308 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,176 Alright, time for your shampoo, girl. 309 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,979 Alright, now, you do know how to shampoo, huh? 310 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,882 I mean, you do wash your own hair, don't you? 311 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,717 - Yes, I do. - Okay. 312 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,620 At least I don't have to take mine off to wash it. 313 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,390 Oh, sure. 314 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,692 Oh, oh! 315 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:47,726 Oh! 316 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,028 Excuse me, Laquita 317 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,697 I got me a little insubordination here. 318 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:55,301 I need some privacy. 319 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,504 You might wanna watch your map 320 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,640 if you want those tickets, Gina 321 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,576 because you don't have them yet. 322 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,578 Okay? Okay? 323 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,846 Now get the shampoo 324 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,415 lather it up, sud it up. 325 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,484 Okay. Okay. Okay. 326 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,322 - Hi, how you doing? - I'm fine, babe. 327 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,990 What are you going to done today? 328 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,160 Oh, I want a bob weave with some, um 329 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,761 burgundy finger waves 330 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,863 and some glitter. 331 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,735 Are you sure that's what you want? 332 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,337 What are you saying, I won't look good? 333 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,439 Oh, no, no, I'm not saying that. 334 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,675 It's just you know, burgundy finger waves. 335 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,713 Excuse me. 336 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,414 Sheneneh! 337 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,117 Who is this girl you got working on my hair cut? 338 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,218 'Cause she is tripping. 339 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,453 Oh, no, I was just saying-- 340 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,055 Ah, ah, you are not saying nothing. 341 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,391 - Sheneneh, I am out of here. - What? 342 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,194 I'm going to Juanita's Bumper Curl. 343 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,962 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Laquita. 344 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,364 - Ah-ah! - Laquita. 345 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,632 Laquita, you were one of my best customer. 346 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,433 Unh-unh, when that booty girl 347 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,302 is gone, I'll be back. 348 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,771 Laquita, but you're regular here. 349 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,274 - You are regular here. - 'Unh-unh.' 350 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,911 I knew I shouldn't have 351 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,113 trusted you with my customer. 352 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,248 Sheneneh, I was just trying to help. 353 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,150 Help me into the poorhouse? 354 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,486 Okay, okay, do you know anything about pedicure? 355 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,655 - Yeah, I do. - Okay, then do Myra's pedicure. 356 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,989 Myra, your feet, babe. 357 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,391 Okay, time to do your feet. 358 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,826 - Oh, fine. Okay. - Oh. 359 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,062 Pam! Pam! What are you doing? 360 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,764 You're supposed to be helping me? 361 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,233 I'm just getting my nail fixed, Gina. 362 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,069 You broke it when you fell down the shoot. 363 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,404 I cannot believe you. I cannot.. 364 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,505 You know what, you're not a friend. 365 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,507 Would you get over here? 366 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,175 I want my pedicure. 367 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,977 My corns is fixin' to pop. 368 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,848 - One minute, alright? - The feet. 369 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,183 The feet. 370 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,185 - Okay. - Oh! 371 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,286 Oh, you.. 372 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,855 Okay, Myra. 373 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,023 Hi. How you doing? 374 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,291 Okay. 375 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,527 Um, why don't you take your shoes off 376 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,362 so we could get started. 377 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,630 They are off. 378 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,669 Now, be careful of that raw patch 379 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:11,870 on my big toe. 380 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,272 And see that corn? 381 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,140 You got to file that corn down 382 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,875 'cause I can hardly dance. 383 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,819 Sheneneh! 384 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,691 Girl, what are you doing? 385 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,626 You don't like file that. 386 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,462 - I-I.. - Oh, my goodness! 387 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,796 Oh, please, okay? 388 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,865 You gotta go to work on my Myra's feet. 389 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,500 - Hm-hm. - Ah, yeah. 390 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,809 Ooh, Sheneneh. Oh, I love it. 391 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,244 Oh! 392 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,646 Oh! 393 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,428 Gina, go fetch me a diet cola. 394 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,996 It's hot up in here. 395 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,732 I'm a little parched too, could you bring me a pop? 396 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,434 Thanks! 397 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,835 Oh sure, Pam, I bring you a pop. 398 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,604 No, no, don't get up. You stay right there. 399 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,838 Foot it all. Stay. 400 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,875 - Okay? - She sure got a attitude. 401 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,444 You telling me? 402 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,712 Here! 403 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,047 Thank you! 404 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,615 Ooh. Hm. 405 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,420 Boy! 406 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,389 This ain't no damn diet soda. 407 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,457 What are you trying to do 408 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,793 raise up my blood sugar? 409 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,794 Sheneneh! 410 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,295 This girl is trying to kill me. 411 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,297 Oh, Lord, have mercy. 412 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,434 Sugar! 413 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,735 Are you trying to kill Myra? 414 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,702 I-it's a bit. 415 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,805 M-Myra, look, please. Okay? 416 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,540 Forgive her, okay, because she is new. 417 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,609 I got a cheat from the halfway house, okay? 418 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,812 Unh, unh, wait a minute, Sheneneh. 419 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,613 I said I would work for you 420 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,249 but I will not be disrespected, okay? 421 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,618 Oh, yes, you will. 422 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:09,555 - What? - If you want these. 423 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,156 Aha, aha, brought you back 424 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,792 to reality yet now, didn't I, miss college girl? 425 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,494 Miss Bourgeois. 426 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,728 Sheneneh. Sheneneh, break it up? 427 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,130 We just ran out of neutralizer. 428 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,100 I will go to the beauty supply store, okay? 429 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,168 You do me a favor while I'm gone. 430 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,337 Count the days on the calendar 431 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,805 and make sure they're all there. 432 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,141 I mean, can you handle that? 433 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,676 Oh! 434 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,145 Bourgeois, grab Ms. Jetson from underneath that dryer 435 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,013 and sit her in that chair. 436 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,615 Look, I got to get my perm. 437 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,283 I can't sit here all day. 438 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,686 I got mans waiting to see me. 439 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,354 Oh, I can do your perm. 440 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,490 No, no, Gina. Don't touch it. 441 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,592 Don't touch anything. 442 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,127 Come on, Myra, I can do your perm. 443 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,628 It's about time, honey. 444 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,331 Okay, Myra, I'll be back for you. 445 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,799 Did you get your soda? 446 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,834 I'll get it for you. I'll check you in a minute. 447 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,504 I got your change, girlfriend, I got your change. 448 00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,938 Oh, no! 449 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,207 I don't believe it. 450 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,377 No, this heifer is not running my shop. 451 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,712 - Gina? - Yeah. 452 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,480 What are you doing behind my register? 453 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,716 Girl, I was just giving a customer her change. 454 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,552 See, Sheneneh, I told you I could do it. 455 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,988 I even gave Myra her perm, girl. 456 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:19,324 Sheneneh! Sheneneh! I did not know she was doing that. 457 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,660 I thought she was just giving her shampoo. 458 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,895 What? 459 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,330 You.. 460 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,399 ...gave Myra a perm 461 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,834 without neutralizer? 462 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,471 Oh, I forgot. Oh, my God, I forgot. 463 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,839 The neutralizer. 464 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,242 My.. M-M-Myra? 465 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,578 Oh! Am I almost done, Sheneneh? 466 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,147 I got to get home to season my gizzards. 467 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,882 Oh, Myra, you know, girl 468 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,084 you come here all the time. 469 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,987 You love it here 'cause Sheneneh do the hair and all. 470 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,156 Oh, Myra. 471 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,558 Oh, Myra. 472 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,926 Oh! 473 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,093 Oh, Myra. 474 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,363 What? What? What is it? 475 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,698 No! 476 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,866 Myra! 477 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,101 Oh, oh, um, um, um.. 478 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,436 Rhodesia, go get the polaroid. 479 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,771 I gotta take the picture of this. 480 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,106 - Oh. - Oh, is it that nice? 481 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,676 Myra, it is gorgeous, Myra. 482 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,578 You are gonna turn heads. 483 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,713 - Oh! - That's for sure. 484 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,881 Oh! 485 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,851 Look, look, Myra 486 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,787 I know it takes your breath away, right? 487 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,291 - A bald? - No.. 488 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,928 So is Grace Jen. 489 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,563 She's gorgeous. 490 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,298 Uh, uh, uh.. 491 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,534 - Sh.. - Sinead O'Connor. 492 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,269 Yeah, she is fierce, girl. 493 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,072 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! Eartha Kitt. 494 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,907 She ain't bald. 495 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,476 You don't know Eartha like I do. 496 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,577 Okay? 497 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,713 I look Eartha Kitt right now? 498 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,648 Better than Eartha. 499 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,552 Work it, work it, girl, work it. 500 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,659 Bonjour! 501 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,302 I'm sorry about Myra. 502 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,437 Oh, my goodness. 503 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,940 Oh, my goodness. 504 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,642 She was toe up 505 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,077 from the floor up. 506 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,113 Oh, I damn near threw up. 507 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,015 Oh! 508 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,616 Oh, my goodness. 509 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,251 But you would do it alright 510 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,787 at the end there. 511 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,689 Thank you! Sheneneh, you know what? 512 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,325 I completely misjudged you. 513 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,760 You're okay. 514 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,262 Yeah, well, that's nice. Okay, here's your tickets. Okay? 515 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,431 You better get going because they start in two hours. 516 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,999 - The game starts. - Oh great. Thank you. 517 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,534 - Okay? Alright. - Whoo! This is Bulls-Pistons. 518 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,202 I free you up. Come on, out. 519 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,605 First row! 520 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,840 Ah-ah, these are Martin's tickets. 521 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,644 You know what? 522 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,980 I found those in the hall. 523 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,381 I thought they might be yours 524 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,717 but I forgot to ask. 525 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,319 Oh, well. 526 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,154 - All's well that ends well. - What? No, no. 527 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,955 - Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. - Wait. No, no-- 528 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:05,357 We're closed. 529 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:09,561 Sorry, we are closed. 530 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,370 Gina, you'll make me miss the game. 531 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,339 Ooh, hey, hey, hey, look here, baby. 532 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:21,640 Alright, where you've been? 533 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,408 I got you a note, okay? 534 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,976 I gotta go. Talk to you later, alright? 535 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,018 Hey! 536 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,587 You look different. 537 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,922 Did you get a new dress? 538 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,423 Look, we'll talk on it later. 539 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,562 Oh, my goodness. 540 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:44,863 No, he didn't. 36351

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