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Hey, Dragon Fly.
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Think I can get the 80 dollars
you owe me now?
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Silence! Silence!
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I ain't got no money, pal.
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Look, I don't want
any trouble.
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My lights are about
to get cut off.
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Had you been practicing
on your art
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you'd know your way in the dark.
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Silence. Silence.
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Now, hold on, Dragon Fly.
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Somebody done told
you wrong, pal.
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It's on!
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Just don't bother.
There aren't any dough.
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I'll see you in class tomorrow.
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Ooh...
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Aye, girl, with your
strong hands though.
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Uh-uh-huh.
Oh, that feels good, baby.
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- Sec-second there.
- Yes.
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Oh, ah, ooh, you hit
the sweet spot.
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Aah, oh, girl.
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You-you haven't done this
in a long time.
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I know baby,
but you deserve it.
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Honey, you like the dress
I have on?
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- Do I?
- And the dinner I made for you?
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- Aha, yeah.
- You deserve it, honey.
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- Thank you. I sure do.
- Yes.
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Ha-ha. What do you want?
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Okay, Martin. Alright.
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You know I'm repainting
my apartment, right?
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And, um, I forgot that I had
planned this baby shower
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for Thomasina from the office.
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Mm-hmm. Ooh, ooh, baby,
baby, no, no.
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Oh, girl, little to left,
little to left. Yeah. Oh..
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Well, Martin,
I-I want to ask you
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if I could use your apartment
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tomorrow night.
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Is that all?
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Yeah, that's it!
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Girl.
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- Hell, no!
- Oh.
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- No.
- Martin, why not!
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Because I bet you invited Bobbi,
didn't you?
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You invited Bobbi,
didn't you, Gina?
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So what if I did, Martin?
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Oh, come on, Gina.
Big mouth Bobbi?
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Man hating Bobbi, huh?
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The one with the stun gun, Gina.
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She fried my ass, okay?
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Martin, that was an accident.
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Gina, she ain't coming up
in my house.
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- But Martin maybe I--
- Okay? I don't want to hear..
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I don't want to hear
no more about it.
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Don't want to hear no more.
That's it.
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Okay, okay.
That's, that's fine.
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Fine.
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Gina, Don't go do the sigh
on me, alright?
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Mmmm..
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Oh, so you gonna go do
the pouty mouth on me?
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You gonna pout the mouth?
Okay, fine, fine, fine alright?
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I'll make a deal with you.
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No need of you getting
all happy and excited.
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I ain't even told you
what it was yet.
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- Now listen.
- What?
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I'll make a deal with you.
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You can have your baby shower
over here
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tomorrow, Bobbi and all!
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If, you take my car
to get it inspected.
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Oh, come on, Martin.
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The inspection place
is all the way on the East side.
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Gina, I'm not hearin' you, okay?
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What I'm hearin' is a bunch
of women having a baby shower
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down at the Motel 6.
Excuse me. Great.
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Okay, Martin. I'll take your
stupid car to be inspected.
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Mwah! Now back
to my massage, girl.
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I'm not hearin' you, Martin.
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What I hear is the sound
of a man
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who's goin' to be sleepin'
alone tonight.
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That's what I hear.
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Gina, don't you walk
to the room.
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Don't you walk out.
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Well, if you gotta go,
leave the grapes.
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Leave the grapes, Gi..
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You're a sore loser, girl.
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That ain't attractive,
ain't attractive at all.
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- Ufff, wassup?
- Okay.
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- Alright.
- Whoo, excuse me.
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Uh.. What Stan? What?
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Martin, you're late
for another budget meeting.
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What did I miss, Stan?
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You already put locks
on all the phones.
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I mean, what's left?
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My water bill's way too high.
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I'm shutting down the bathroom.
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So what are we supposed to do?
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Well, Stan wants us
to use the bathrooms
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over at the gas station.
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Man! Please, hell, no.
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Well, that's alright, Martin.
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He got us our own keys.
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Man, you got to be crazy.
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I ain't, I ain't running
across no six-lane highway
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to use no bathroom, Stan.
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Timing, Martin.
It's all in the timing.
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Oh, and by the way, Martin.
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Why were you late?
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Well, Stan, I was getting things
together for Gina's baby shower.
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If you must know.
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A baby. Are you sure
it's yours, Martin?
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'Cause, listen,
I know a guy
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who can make
those paternity tests
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turn out any way you like.
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Okay? I know his number.
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Hey, Courtney
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Jackie, Gail, Therese.
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Ah, man. What along in here
with your thick sails, huh?
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- Hey, Martin.
- What's happenin', Bobbi?
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Excuse me, Bobbi.
No offense, but, uh..
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- Uh-huh, you know...
- Don't worry, Martin.
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I left the stun gun in the car.
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Alright. Alright.
Hey, I got my eye on you.
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- Are you Martin?
- Yeah, I'm Martin.
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- Oh, ha.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You must be...Thomasina?
What's happening?
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- So, you are Martin?
- Yeah.
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What? What? What?
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What, Gina told you awesome
things about me?
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Oh, no, no, no, uh.
Unm-unm.
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So, when are you gonna
throw us out?
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Now? Or can we get some
dip first?
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You all are a bunch
of funny mothers.
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Shut your mouth!
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Can we have something to drink?
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Yeah, yeah, you can get
something to drink, Bobbi.
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Yeah, um, I got soda.
Ya'll want soda?
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- Too much caffeine.
- Okay, well, cool.
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Bobbi, I'll figure it out.
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Let me see. Uh, orange juice.
Ya'll like orange juice?
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- Mm. No, it gives me gas.
- Okay, shoot.
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Oh! Got some wine.
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Wine.. Oops, bad idea.
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I guess that's what got you
pregnant in the first place.
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Boink!
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Listen, sisters. Don't let him
bug you. It's his ego.
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- You know how men are.
- Hm-hm. Huh.
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I got to give it
to Gina, though.
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She does have him well trained.
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- Hm-hmm. Mm...
- Woof, woof, woof.
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I bet he goes on the paper, too.
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Oh, yeah...
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So, girl, is Wayne ready
for the big event?
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Ready? What's he got
to be ready for?
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All he has to do
is hold the camcorder
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while I walk through hell
with gasoline drawers on.
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Hold on! Hold on, hold on,
hold on. Hold on.
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Okay, ladies, listen.
Listen, okay.
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You all really got to ease up
on the brothers, okay?
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Since, I'm the only one here,
to defend us, alright?
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Excuse me, but I don't think
anybody is talking to you.
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What? Let me check
just to make sure.
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Is anybody talking to him?
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No? I didn't think so.
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Why are you here?
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Because I pay rent up in here.
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Why are you here?
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Because Gina invited me.
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By the way, where is she?
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I don't know where she is,
but she better get here soon
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'Cause I'm telling you, you
ain't gonna be disrespectin' me
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up in my house.
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You want me, Bobbi?
You want me?
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Whoo!
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I cannot believe Martin's car
just passed inspection
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and it broke down, Pam. I gotta
find a phone. This is too much.
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Unh-unh, Gina. This is no place
to be walking alone.
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Look, we could take a cab
and Martin could come tomorrow
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and pick his car up
at this bitch drip.
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No, Pam, we're gonna wait
here and see
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if the man can fix it first.
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Excuse me, sir. What do you
think the problem is?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, here.
Uh, hey, ma'am. Okay.
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I see what your problem is,
here, ma'am.
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Okay, see ma'am, uh,
the way I sees it
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is that your push rods
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are missing line between your,
eh, you-your camshaft lifter
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and your rocker on.
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Wow, you really know cars.
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Ah, well, you know,
there's only one thing
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I know better than cars.
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You know my first love,
is my music.
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So how long you've been
doing this?
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Well, I say.. Excuse me.
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I'll say I've been doin'
this, ma'am
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for about, uh...15 years
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because I remember in 1964,
uh...got out to servicing
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and he was, he just let
everybody know how he was.
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Uh, yeah, about 64 ma'am.
And 15 years, yeah, I mean.
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You asked me how long have
I been doin, 15 years, ma'am.
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- Forget it!
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, but you know what, ma'am?
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I've been singin' all my life.
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Back on, out of the way there
for a minute, ma'am.
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Excuse, excuse, excuse,
excuse me, excuse me!
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- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Yeah ma'am. Uh-huh.
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Hello. Do you think
you can fix it, please?
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Well, ma'am.
I don't see why not?
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I mean, because if,
is it a thing I know
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Elroy Preston knows
some cars.
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But guess what I know
more than cars, ma'am?
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00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,794
Guess what I know
more than cars?
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- What's that?
- My music!
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No, no, baby.
Let me tell something.
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Men are trifling.
We feed you, we dress you.
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- We clean up after you. Ha...
- Ha-ha.
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So, you fell for that?
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You fell for that?
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Uh, look like your man got you
well trained.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Forget this, okay? Forget this.
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I don't even know
why I'm wastin' my time
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arguing with you.
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You're useless.
All men are useless.
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Ha-ha. Well, you know what?
You sold me, Bobbi.
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Since you hate men so much
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why are you tryin' so hard
to look like one?
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- Oh, no, he ain't..
- Oh, my God..
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Hey. Hey. Hey, I'm sorry.
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I'm, I'm sorry!
227
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,516
But you're fade looks better
than mine.
228
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,989
You, you wanna walk
with the big dogs, don't you?
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You wants to stomp
with the big dogs, don't you?
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No, no, no!
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I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
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Let your goatee grow in
and you might be in the house.
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No, no, no, you see.
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You're stupid, okay?
You're ignorant.
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You are a stupid, ignorant man.
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Oh, wh-what an ignorant man
I could be, uh?
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- I'm an ignorant man. Am I?
- Yeah.
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Well, get out
of my ignorant house.
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Yeah, you nice,
but you got to go. So, out.
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Walk. Let's go. Bye.
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Thomasina is in the bathroom.
242
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,563
She can wait for Gina
if she wants to.
243
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,299
But I can't stand to be around
you for another second.
244
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,934
Girl, you ain't got to wait.
Excuse me.
245
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,138
I'm sorry, Almighty God.
I'm sorry.
246
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,908
But you know how them women be
trippin' on us men sometimes.
247
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,576
She had to see that, God.
248
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,045
You know, tellin' me
men are useless.
249
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,984
- Hey!
- Ss...Ooh...
250
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,821
Hello! Hey! Hey.
What is wrong with you?
251
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,424
Oh! Oh!
My water just broke.
252
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,059
I'm havin' contractions.
253
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,894
The baby's comin'!
254
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,733
Bobbi, I need another man!
255
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,772
Aah! Oh, oh, look.
256
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,240
I think I saw your friends
down the hallway.
257
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,975
If you run, you can
catch them, alright?
258
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,848
I can't go anywhere.
I'm having the baby.
259
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,417
- You gotta help me.
- No, I know.
260
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,252
No, no. You're right.
I can't do this.
261
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,854
You're right. Everything you
said about me was true.
262
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,456
You said we're trifling,
we're useless.
263
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,691
Everything you said was true.
264
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,526
Oh! Stop talking, Martin!
265
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,963
Ah, okay. Alright. Alright.
266
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,165
Now, that won't happen again,
okay?
267
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,599
See, you gettin' a little too
comfortable
268
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,168
with your slapping, okay?
269
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,103
The first one brought me back,
but the second one
270
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,771
will get you tossed up
out of here. Right?
271
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,707
- I can't do it by myself.
- Alright, alright. We're here.
272
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,710
We're here. Just tell me what
you want me to do. Alright?
273
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,211
Oh, give me some pillows
and help me put some pillows!
274
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,713
Pillow. Okay, fine. Alright.
275
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,448
You know about the pillows
'cause you take the class.
276
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,850
Right? Okay. Alright,
put your head back. Oh, man.
277
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,353
Now I know why mama
had plastic slipcovers! Okay.
278
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,356
Go back. Go back.
Okay. Alright, alright.
279
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,624
Now, um, um,
what do I do now?
280
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:36,128
Ooohhh! Ho-ho!
Aah! Aaah! Girl!
281
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,998
I don't even know you.
Let's ease into this.
282
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,333
Oh! Ho!
Oh, you close your leg.
283
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,068
- Oh! Oh!
- Whoa! Whoa!
284
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:48,073
My bad, you know.
You know, I'm sorry.
285
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,143
No, no! Come in!
Help me out!
286
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,212
Look, hey. What? Come on.
We ain't into that man.
287
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,581
- She's having a baby, man!
- Baby! Wh-what?
288
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,349
Who is she?
What's she doing here?
289
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,554
Oh, mummy. Tell me, Cole.
290
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,922
- 'What?'
- Tell me, Cole, the other hand.
291
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,157
- Tell me, Cole, the other hand.
- Free.
292
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,358
- Tell me, Cole, the other hand.
- Free.
293
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,560
Come on, let him go..
294
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,039
Try it now, little lady.
Try it now.
295
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,776
Yes!
296
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,011
Thanks, you're really
a great help.
297
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,613
You're a hell of a mechanic.
298
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,014
Well, you think so, ma'am?
299
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,282
But you know what?
300
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,885
I'm even a better singer.
Check me out.
301
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,387
- Don't you know..
- Haa! Ha! Haa! Ha!
302
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,456
- Haa! Haa!
- What? What? What?
303
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,792
You have been singing
for the past hour.
304
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061
As a matter of fact,
that is the most God awful song
305
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,797
I've ever heard
in my whole entire life.
306
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,532
What did I mean about it, ma'am?
307
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,368
But you know how it is?
308
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,304
When you wake up
309
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,139
and you hear a song
in your head
310
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,076
that you just can't
get it out, ma'am.
311
00:17:57,142 --> 00:18:00,079
Well, that happened to me
about 15 years ago.
312
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,584
And I've been singing
this song ever since.
313
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,391
Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
314
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,794
For the love of God,
would you..
315
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,264
- Stop!
- Ma'am, I'll fix your car.
316
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,667
Ma'am, and I didn't charge you
nothin', ma'am.
317
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,270
And all I ever wanted to do
was finish my song.
318
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,172
- All I ever wanted to do..
- 'Go ahead.'
319
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,674
- 'Just finish the song.'
- Finish my song.
320
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,142
Get off my car.
321
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,510
Will you finish the song
and get off my car?
322
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,845
- Do you wanna hear the song?
- Yeah.
323
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,279
- Do you wanna hear the song?
- Yeah.
324
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,181
- Do you wanna hear the song?
- Yeah.
325
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,983
Okay, do you wanna
hear the song?
326
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,338
Thank you. Thank you, ma'am.
327
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,140
Thank you. I finished the song.
328
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,443
Thank you, Thank you.
I gotta go but thank you.
329
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,211
- Alright. Go.
- Alright. Thank you.
330
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,281
- Can you believe him?
- Can you believe that?
331
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,682
This is crazy.
332
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,630
Martin, I can't get through.
911 is busy.
333
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,636
Hang up, Tommy.
334
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,171
We don't need them.
We can do this, man.
335
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,972
We're men. We can do this.
336
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,242
Cole, how far apart are
the contractions?
337
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,312
Every 10 seconds.
338
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,813
Heart rate?
339
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,250
It's steady.
Systolic and diastolic normal.
340
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,186
Cole, where did you
get that from?
341
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,556
Me and moms was watching
"Doogie Howser" last night.
342
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,491
Shut up, Cole.
343
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,093
Look, Martin, they say
that the most important thing
344
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,428
is to keep them calm, okay?
345
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,563
So, let's help her relax
and everything
346
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,897
will take care of itself.
347
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,599
Okay, well then, Tommy,
you put on some Luther.
348
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,867
Cole, light some incense.
349
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,169
Hey, girl, listen.
Listen, hey.
350
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,873
Relax, okay. We're here.
Relax, alright?
351
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,943
- We cool? We're here. Alright.
- We're here.
352
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,112
- Ice, I need some ice.
- Your ice for your mouth?
353
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,281
The mouth, the what,
the mouth? Okay, I'll get it.
354
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,783
Your mouth is dry. Okay, fine.
355
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,618
Aah! It's coming!
356
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,920
- Martin!
- It's alright! It's alright!
357
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,122
Oh! It's coming!
358
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,059
It's coming! Aargh!
359
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,637
I caught him! I caught him!
360
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,272
- 'Yeah.'
- Oh! Oh!
361
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,774
Martin, wait! Wait, wait,
hold on, man.
362
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,079
Where is the umbilical cord?
363
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:50,249
Damn it, Tommy. We don't need
an umbilical cord.
364
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,817
This is TV.
365
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,823
I got to wash the baby.
366
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,791
I saw this on "Emergency!"
367
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,793
Oh! Oh.
368
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,598
Don't worry.
The water is not cold.
369
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,838
Oh.. Oh..
370
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,173
Oh.. Oh..
371
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,609
Ooh, it, it..
It's a, it's a boy!
372
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,977
It's a boy. Look at him.
373
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,179
He's openin' his eyes!
374
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,347
He's open his eyes!
375
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,350
Hi, baby!
376
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,986
Hi! Mwah. Come on!
377
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,361
Oh! Whassup?
378
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,463
'Whassup?'
379
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,599
- Whassup?
- 'Whassup?'
380
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,835
Oh! Martin love to kiss.
381
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,604
I love the kiss..
382
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,707
'Martin! Martin!'
383
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,486
- No baby, no, no, no.
- No baby, no baby.
384
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,821
- No.
- Ooh..
385
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,756
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
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