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Alright, that's cool, you can take that.

Ble.. No, no, you don't need that. Okay.

Alright, let's see what you got here.

Martin, what are you doing?

Uh, Gina, can I ask you something?

- Uh-huh. - This is a business trip.

- Am I right? - Yes.

W-what do you need these for, huh, Gina?

What do you need these for, huh?

What do you need these for?

Those are my underwear, Martin.

No, these are what you wear for your man, girl.

No, no, I'm taking it, Martin.

No, Gina.

You need your business drawers.

Alright?

- I'm taking these. - Okay, well, then..

Wh-what do you need this for, huh?

Why are you taking this? Where is it at?

What are you taking this for, Gina?

Huh? This!

To brush my teeth!

Hey, hey, girl, you don't need a fresh mouth.

If they can smell your breath, they're too damn close.

My baby's worried about me.

- So sweet. - Ay, hey, hey, hey.

I ain't worried. I ain't worried.

Alright? I'm just protecting my investment.

I mean, since we've been together, I've spent, what?

$200-300 on you?

I love it when you treat me like property, Martin.

You stop it.

I'm just playing with you, girl.

- I know. - Alright.

- I'm gonna miss you, baby. - Yeah.

I'll miss laying with you at night and I'm gonna miss..

...you making me breakfast in the morning and..

What are you gonna miss about me?

Oh, Gina.

You know, this and that.

No, I don't know, so tell me.

Okay, your hair.

- Aww. - Yeah.

The way it shines in the morning.

When I look down the drain

and see it all clumped up in a nasty stink ball.

- And then you got stink-- - That's your hair.

No, it is not, girl.

But, no, baby, you know I'm gonna miss everything about you.

I hate it when you go away, Gina.

You're my everything, Boo.

- Hold me. - Aww.

Haa!

Break it up!

Come on, Gina, hurry up. We gotta go.

The flight leaves in half an hour.

And, you.

You!

Oh, I blame this all on you. You plan this whole trip.

See, you never want to see me and Gina together anyway.

Am I right? I mean, who are we kidding?

Shut it up!

You are such a big baby.

Would you get off the breast already?

Your bottle's there in the fridge.

Gina, let's go!

Martin, Martin, Martin!

Baby, baby, it's okay. Give me a kiss.

- I'm gonna miss you. - Gina, Gina, Gina!

Go, go, get out of here, girl. Go! Now, go now. Take care. Go.

Hey, everything's under control here, okay?

We're men. If anything goes wrong, I'll call moms.

- Gina. - Yes, baby.

Oh.

- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you, too, baby.

I'mma call you when I get there, okay?

- No, no, no. - No?

You call me from the plane, alright?

Ah!

I'll look for you in the sky.

I love you.

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

Peace!

- Wow! Yeah. - Wow! Yeah.

Ah, yes!

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.

Martin, what is with all the crying?

Now, I thought you were looking forward

to spending this time alone.

Hey, crying and lying, Tommy.

That's the only way to keep a relationship real.

But now that she's gone, oh, it's on!

Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum.

Whoa! Yeah!

What the hell are you doing?

I hit my knee.

I hit the damn knee this time.

Hit the damn knee. Alright.

Hey, yo, you call everybody for the big party?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to make those calls right now.

I got my phonebook and I'm gonna call everybody in here.

Yo, see the energy? Now you're having fun, man.

Alright. Alright, what we're gonna do

we're gonna have fun, we're gonna bug out, man.

But, Charlie, check it out though.

Ain't nothing's changed. I still got the moves.

Check it. Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it.

Oh, yeah, you still got.. Come on.. What?

- The knees, man. - The knees, oh.

Damn knees.

Damn knees!

- Let me say-- - Wait, wait, wait. Wait, Wait.

I don't think Gina would want us to have this party.

You know, because I might mess my place up.

- 'Oh.' - Yeah.

Oh, but wait..

...Gina ain't here. The knees!

- Pump it! Pump it, pump it. - Pump it, pump it, pump it.

Yeah, it has to be a mini.

You think you'd be able to stop by tonight?

No, I'm not sure about that.

Okay, okay, cool.

Have fun.

She ain't coming, right?

No, but she says she may stop by after her husband goes to sleep.

You know what, man? You all are pathetic.

Y'all don't know nobody.

Yo, I got the girls for our taco fiesta last night.

Oh, big Shirley, fat Pat and big bone Brenda, huh?

I didn't eat anything. Tommy, did you eat?

- Not a bite. - Uh-huh.

Well, I told you to eat while you got here.

Cole, who told big Shirley

this was a slumber party, man?

You know she takes a nap after she eats.

For 18 hours?

Yo, man, wake her up and tow her up outta here.

- Come on, man. - Mm-mm, mm, don't go there.

Okay? Now, I'm not going near her

'cause when she wakes up, she wakes up swinging, man.

You know, with all this talking all you got to show for it is

big Shirley and a dent in my couch.

Martin, what are you talking about, huh?

This is it. This is the life.

It kinda takes me back to, before you were settled down

when we lived like men.

Yes, sir, we shared the same towel.

- No, no. No-- - Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

Back then, underwear had two good sides, brother.

Maybe you..

Eh, eh, shut up!

You know, what? Tommy, Cole, thank you. Thank you, okay?

For reminding me of the bad old days.

Alright, now I know why I got a woman.

Y'all need to get your own.

Hey, don't blame me, okay.

I want to spend the weekend with Vanessa.

Oh, oh, I got me a woman, okay.

A whole lot of woman.

Yeah, you sure do, Cole.

Now why don't you call Spielberg

and have her haul her big ass back to Jurassic Park?

Now, now, I'm sorry, Cole, I'm sorry.

But they talk about Free Willy, no.

Free Big Shirley. Poof!

"Poof."

You know what? You know what? I don't even know

why I'm wasting my time, man.

You know what? I'm gonna call my girl and make her day.

Mm-hmm.

Big Shirley.

Yes, could you send up another pitcher of margaritas?

Oh, yeah, and a maintenance man, too, 'cause it's hot up here.

Alright, thanks.

Pam, I don't think we should order

another pitcher of margaritas, you know

Martin doesn't like it when I drink.

Oh, but wait. Martin isn't here!

Did you see the act he put on when you were leaving?

"I'll look for you in the skies.

Gina."

Oh, he's such a pathetic faker.

Hey, hey, now.

We all figure sometimes.

I should know.

- Ugh. - Ugh.

I got it.

Whoa!

Oh, man. What's happening?

Whoa! Hey, some dude just gave me this pitcher of margaritas.

Whoa! This hotel is bossing over.

Oh!

Everybody, it's Bob from Marketing.

Hey, what's happening? What's happening?

What's ha-a-ppening?

- Alright. Yeah, what's up? - Bob?

What are you doing here?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I heard there was a party

and I said, "Whoa! Party's my middle name!"

Go Gina. Go Gina. Go Gina. Go, go, go..

Bob?

Bob?

What?

Look, we have, we have really seen a lot of you..

...this last week at the conference.

- A whole lot. - Yeah, well.

And tonight is more like

a ladies' night out, so you gotta go.

Whoa! And I guess Indiana Bob

stumbled on to the Temple of Dance.

Party!

You know what..

...this party is just laying here.

You chicks aren't cool.

Time for Dr. Bob to prescribe his party medicine.

Hello! Yeah, buddy, listen.

Get me eight extra-large pizza with the works.

And charge it to the room.

I don't know, buddy.

Whatever room I'm calling from.

No, operator.

Okay? I don't wanna leave a message. Huh?

No, I want her to hang up the doggone phone.

Hello? Hello!

Look, Martin, maybe you just had the wrong room, man.

Maybe she's trying to call me, right, Tommy?

Or maybe she got the phone off the hook

and getting a little room service

if you know what I mean.

What are you saying, Cole?

Hey, hey, I'm just saying, okay.

I'm just saying, man. The worst thing you can ever do

is let your woman travel on her own.

Remember the time, big Shirley did security for OJ's.

Yeah.

She almost left me for Laverne's pops, man.

Yo, come on, man.

You know, Gina ain't like that.

Oh, man, please. Don't be a fool.

Okay? Martin, look, every woman

has two personalities, alright?

Now, look, y-you got the Home Gina.

- Yes, she sweet. - Yeah.

- She loving. - Ah..

- She's trusting. - Right.

A-and then you got, the Road Gina.

The Gina who like to leave the phone of the hook.

The Gina who just like to party all night long

with God knows who.

Does anybody want this last slice of pizza?

No, thank you, Bob.

You go right ahead. We've had so much fun

watching you eat the last 45 slices

that we just don't want the show to end.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, Pam.

'Cause I wouldn't wanna do anything

to offend you all, okay?

Listen, I just had the major munchies, that's all.

Ow!

Pam, I think you better crack a window, if you know what I mean.

Oh!

Gina, could you please get the door?

Yeah, sure.

I hope that's the little surprise I ordered for her.

Excuse me.

- Who's room is this? - It's mine, officer.

Well, there's been a report of a loud party here.

- I'm sorry, officer, but-- - What'd you call me?

Offi-cer, sir.

When you address me, young lady.

I expect you to address me by my full name.

Police officer C. Moore Butts.

I think it's time for a strip search, officer.

10-4.

Party!

Ah!

Take it up!

Oh! No, no, no, no, no! No! No!

Go, go, go, go, go, go..

Go, go, go, go!

Party Central.

Spin master Bobby, here on the phone.

I'm sorry, buddy, but you're gonna have to speak up.

There's a party going on and it's happening.

Who? Gina? Oh, well, I'm sorry, but she's busy right now.

She's ripping the pants of some stripper.

Gina's out of control, I'm out of control.

This whole damn party's outta control!

Get out here, buddy.

And leave your..

Cole..

...gas up the pacer, man.

We're going to Chicago.

Wait, wait, wait, what's the matter, man?

Girl, get you for that stripper last night.

Don't even try, Gini. You know you liked it.

You know you got a little freak in you.

- Shut up! - 'Just playing.'

Come on, let's go before we're late for breakfast.

Okay. Oh, wait, I'm gonna meet you downstairs.

I gotta find the maintenance man to fix this air conditioner.

Gina, please, don't take long.

Bob is already downstairs licking outta the bacon tray.

Alright, I'm gonna leave this open

so we can get some air in here.

Ah!

Oh, why, girl, why?

Ah!

- Oh, man. - Okay, okay.

You see, Martin, she's not here, alright.

Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. Maybe he took her to breakfast.

Shut up, Cole!

It's hot in here.

Oh, it's hot in here, Cole.

Hot with Gina's love.

Martin, you are insane.

Now, you know Gina would never do a thing like that.

Yes, yes, the Home Gina wouldn't, Tommy.

But what about the Road Gina?

Bro, see, I should've seen this coming.

She's gotta have it.

Cole, check this out here.

You remember the act she put on before she left, right?

"I'm gonna miss you, Martin ."

Oh, man, she couldn't wait to get out.

Martin, you practically threw her out.

Oh, come on, Tommy, man, huh.

Like, I'm the one in a hotel room butt naked with strippers.

Huh, having wild orgies, and carrying on.

You're jumping to conclusions, man.

Well, then, who's bowtie is this?

A stripper's.

I'm pretty sure of that.

Give me the bowtie, dawg. Give me the bowtie, dawg.

Now tell me. The only brothers I know that wear bowties

are the Muslim brothers.

I don't smell no bean pies around here, brah.

Why, Gina, why?

Why, Gina, why? Why?

Why, Gina, why?

I could've been your private dancer, Gina.

Martin, come on, Martin.

Hey, Martin.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey!

Come on, settle down now, man.

I'm worried about you, man. You been up all night.

Cole and I, we're gonna stay here and we're gonna

wait for you, okay? We're gonna talk this thing out.

- I'm alright. I'm alright. - Okay, relax.

'Come on, my room is right down here.'

'Don't worry, I will take good care of you.'

- Oh, my God. - See! Ah!

Tommy, see, she's here with a man.

Hide in the closet, I'm gonna catch her in the act.

- We can't do this, man. - That doesn't make any sense.

- I'm not gonna fart, man! - Okay, okay, okay.

I'm gonna do this just to show you that this is ridiculous.

Yeah, fine you show me.

I've been trying to get a hold of you all night.

I will try to get this done as quickly as I can.

Look, please, take your time, do it right, okay?

Take your shoes off, we need to get up on the bed.

Okay.

You sure you know what your doing?

Por favor, miss.

I make my living doing this.

Oh..

Do you mind if I take this off?

It's getting hot in here.

No, go right ahead.

Oh, God.

- Oh! - Okay.

'Phew.'

You have been fiddling with this on your own, haven't you?

'I had to, I got a little hot waiting for you.'

Uh, can you hold this?

Oh, my, this is heavy.

'Tell me about it.'

'I can't reach it from over here.'

'Do you mind if we switch positions?'

- No, not at all. - Okay.

That's better.

Alright, here's your problem.

Right in here.

- What's this? - I don't know.

'The last person must've left it there.'

It's not fair.

'Um, say, miss..'

When I finally pull this out

you are going to love me.

Okay, I'm wiggling in.

- Oh, I feel it! I feel it! - Okay, here we go.

- Oh, yes! Yes! - Alright.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Whoa!

'That is just what I needed.'

'Yes, thank you so much.'

No-o-o!

You never know where I'm gonna be, huh, Gina?

You never know, do you?

Martin, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

What are you doing here, Gina?

You and Tony Montana.

What?

What the hell is going on here?

Look, here, partner, go on back to business, okay.

I don't blame you, man.

You were just being a man, okay.

I got no beef with you, brah.

You got the wrong idea, my friend.

Hold up, wait a minute.

Partner..

...now..

Now I already forgave you, brah.

But if you keep running off the mouth

I'm gonna have to body slam you.

Now get going.

Roll whip.

Get that in there.

Busi-ness trip, huh, Gina?

Do you even have a job? If that's your real name.

- Martin-- - Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

That's who I am.

But who are you?

Martin, nothing happened.

What kinda fool are you playing me for, Gina, huh?

Huh? It's over. You're busted!

Tommy, Cole, come on out the closet, man.

- Unh-unh. - Uh-uh, you done lost me.

You done lost me.

Best.. You done lost me.

Now, we're out, we're out. The whole naked truth is out.

Martin, look at me.

Oh, please, look at you.

I can't stand to look at you.

Standing all hot, you know.

And fully dressed, you know.

How'd you get your clothes on so fast?

Nothing happen, Martin.

All they were doing was fixing the air conditioner.

Yeah, I've seen the whole thing through the vents, man.

- Nothing happen? - Nothing happened.

Well, your damn right, nothing happen.

Ain't nothing gonna happened.

Martin Payne, you have gone beyond. Okay?

You've gone so far beyond, I can't even get mad at you.

Yeah, yeah.

- Martin? - Yeah?

- I love you, okay? - Yeah.

- I will always love you, okay? - Uh-huh.

- I will never cheat on you. - Yeah.

But, sometimes, baby, I gotta tell you something.

You're out! It's gone!

You've lost your mind, Martin.

It's, it's..

It's out there somewhere, see it?

Well, that's why I came here to get it back.

You see what I'm saying? Alright?

That's right, Gina, I'm crazy, baby.

I'm crazy, but I'm not apologizing, okay?

Yeah, I am not apologizing for driving 500 miles

in the middle of the night to save love.

'Cause, baby, that ain't crazy.

Tommy, Cole, you're the crazy ones

for coming with me.

Now that's just plain stupid.

Okay, now, can we cut all this drama and go eat?

You know, they say if love's worth hunting for

you're hunted.

I'll hunt you down, bring it on.

- That's your friend. - Hey, that's your man.

Hey, he had a point about you all being stupid driving..

Ugh.

Hey, Martin, can't you finish that tomorrow?

Babe, I'm almost done, alright?

Yeah, but it's hot in the bedroom.

I think the air conditioner needs to be fixed.

I'll try to get this done as quickly as possible.

No, papi!

Take your time and do it right.